The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904, April 19, 1902, Image 9

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Cl Htd WHtrtt Ail
Fati J.
Beat < 'ii«ti Syrup.
Good. C
in t»w. S'M bv drmnruu. __
Ovaritis ?
puny
yC 1 M ¿S
ZJ
jbing pain, accompanied
teudcruesa and heat low
ode with an occasional
An Oburving Boy.
indicates infl .munition
I itti«* Boy—YY ben l’ni grown np I*
lion it will be found that
pain »how« some swell- pii ’ to Ima perii email, un’ youiau ts»
Ire Brat stage of ovaritis, n.v nurse.
of the ovary. If the roof
Little Girl—l’olicenians don’t bave
leaks, my sister, you have n ilare».
e ; why not pay the same
Little Boy—Don’t thejrT I gueaa
ir own body ?
lot. you ought not to let you'vo ne\er walked np tl.e avei.ue.
/L.'ii oue of your own
Horrid.
Harriet—Sadie’s hu band never gets
ex itcl, never tights Im k, and she
simply cannot make him cross.
F-telle—Yes.
The horrid thing,
lie is simply exasperating. — Brooklyn
Eagle.
fhiMw“
„th ’it in nine ca-»e» out of
•®ldrd.,
*<iult«i suffer from it.
n indi.-utinns are bunches tn
.'»taneous erap-
‘1. iuflan-d eyelids,
¡JX. "‘'-rrh'<,wting’
«ore ears
*e
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
¡1 positively anil absolute-
.M«r h*d -cromi« with «levan »ore.
And . .......« h«'
H"od's h*r“
. h'.hlj re. o.nmeml d «od .he took
‘
.„red ' She 1» now I» good he«.th.
'■‘"■.'L m^.'.rker City, ¡m*
4
'Serf's geraaa-rf«*
'•
An Abiurdity.
” »aid the friend who had
“fUPX'' '“noch Arden.” “that
Tsvni away out on a sea voyage and
back to find that your wife had
.rried another man?
fiat's an absurd proposition,
»red Mr. Meekton.
“Henrietta
X. ever be «.careless with me as
W me ko »»»X 0,1 “
V°yMge
H unlin’s Wizard Oil knocks the spots
J "our throat when it is sore, ami pre­
rent» diptheria, quinsy, etc.
Su»« to Com« Down.
Ton—Yes. we bad quarrelled, but I
»as determine»! t<> see her.
nick—How did you manage it?
Tonl-Whea I called I told the maul
tn mv it was a society reporter who
»anted to see her.—Philadelphia 1 reas.
o—
Cured. No nta or nervouanor
Mma'xira-lNerv.
TH® íl1',;,,,, pKEEfl’4.00lrlall*'m<,*n'ltreaV
Kill» bld »31 ArvhSl..Flill»delpbi*.P»
FITS
Th« Fun of U.
gn0I—We went to see the Cadleighs
last night and liad “ m08t enjoyable
tiOfS.
....
..
o
Cox—The idea! M hy they usually
fail dismally at entertaining people.
Knox—Exactly. We enjoyed our­
selves talking about them on the way
home.—Philadelphia Press.
Are You Tilng Allen’« Foot-Ease?
It 1» the only cure (or Swollen, Smarting,
x.irninz, Sweating Feet. Corn« and Bunion«.
»>« (or Allen » Foot-Ease, a powder to be
.„ken into the shoes. At all Druggist« and
Shor Store’. 2 «'- Sample »ent FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, l-eRoy. N. Y.
Too Bad.
"Do you know, Miss Frisbie,” said
the large headed young author, “my
most brilliant thoughts come to me in
my sleep.”
“It’s a great pity that you are trou-
bled with insomnia,” added the young
¡ady—Detroit Free Pre:-».
I do not believe Ptso’s Cure for Con-
miiq,tion has an equal for coughs and
raids,-J ohn F. B oyeb , Trinity Springs,
Ind.. Feb I V 1900.
Family Pride.
"Mr. Cumrox is only suffering from
inordinary cold, I believe,” said the
irmpathetic visitor.
“Well,” answered Mrs. Cumrox,
ve've done our liest to keep it from
being ordinary. We’ve sent for the
mat expensive physician in the city.”
-Washington Star.
until a Chinese tael, a coin a hot
of a silver dollar, can be hidd<
groove. The first two years ot
cess are terrible.
In China fashions do not <
readily as among the America
aui told that the reaction agi
binding is general, and that a
centage of the girls »hose ft
have been bound during the
years are growing up ualurallj
to romp and play like other I
One of the great evils ot unbi
feet is that after the defortu
foot is attained the uufortm
suffer great pain if the bandai
moved. It has, however, in
stances been done slowly and t
can now walk, and say they
pain.
STRIKE BACK.
Br Dr taill h Hlrwt
If the Jew« will
learn
to
«trike
when other« are
striking at them,
they will be let
• lone.
Let them
feel our «trength
and power auil then
they will have a
wholesome fear of
the Jewish fist and
the Jewish kick.
The world ia stirred
by aceouuts of the
intense
«ufferiug
DR. E. 0. HIRSCH.
among the women
in the camps in South Africa, herded to­
gether like »0 many cattle by the British
soldiers. I have no doubt that the suffer­
ing is intense aud the hearts of the civ­
ilized people are justly touched by the
stories of what they have to eudure. But
the condition of the Jews in Russia is
worse thau the worst of the suffering iu
South Africa, and yet from one eud to
the other of this big world not a voice
in their behalf ,, raised or heard. Not
one «ingle voice speaks in behalf of
7,(S)0,(MM) of Jews. This is a sad com­
mentary ou the boast of progress and civ­
ilization.
But I can fully understand it—they are
Jews. YVhat matter if they suffer? YVUat
concern is it of ours? They have no guns
to back them; no armored ships to tight
for them; they are only Jews. They have
suffered for eighteen centuries; let their
suffering go on.
this is a condition of affairs which
calls to heaven for justice aud uot char­
ity. 1 agree with you Zionists that if
these Jews feel they have no country
they are, justified iu tryiug to establish
one. YY hat place can they call their
own? They must do military service in
Russia, and then the Czar says they are
a source of danger to the country. They
are forced to pay blood taxes. I can un­
derstand that the country of their fathers
spells hope;’’ Palestine means redemp­
tion; it makes their hearts feel lighter.
I can understand why they cherish a plan
which seems to mean freedom, justice,
manhood and liberty for their descend­
ants. I agree with you that if it were
possible to emigrate from cruel Russia
and cursed Roumania it would be advisa­
ble.
From the pale of Russia to the sweat­
shops of America does not spell redemp­
tion to me. but if their coming here would
relieve their wretchedness, I say call
them here.
HORST SIGN Of THE TIMES.
Dr. TlmotHf Dnlght.
i
I heard a prominent graduate
of one ot our universities say
that when he was a student
many years ago there was in
the student community almost a
contempt for wealth.
The
thoughts and ambitions of the
college men at that period were in the
line of higher things than wealth, ami
in their estimate of one another they re­
garded this as nothing. The whole life
of the country has greatly changed since
then. IVe have become a wealthy na­
tion. YY’e have passed from the simple
life of a quiet town, as it were, to the
luxury and abundance of a great city.
The devotion of the people to money get­
ting lias become so great as even to be
alarming, and the one desire which seems
to unite all men together is the desire to
make something in this matter of money
out of nothin«.
There is surely no worse sign of the
times in our day than this; but I believe
that much of the old spirit still remains
—at least so far as our judgment of men
goes. If the evil tendencies that are
manifesting themselves
strongly
aniuug our people are to be checked and
the glory of the old ancestry is to tie
preserved, the result must be accomplish­
ed through the influence of educated men.
Those who go forth from the universities
and colleges must show by their Hi ng
by the estimate of things which they GRLAIESE MID O» NATIONS
manifestly form, by the energy they dis­
By lore
play in the pursuit of the higher atid no­
The gr.
bler objects ot desire, by their exaltation
of the
of learning and mental culture aud the
of the
power to do good service to the world aud
trained
of honorable character above all external
women,
things, and. if we may use the strong
that has
expression, by a contempt for wealth
eat min
what the true life for the nation is.
various
which it
FOOT-BINDING AMONG THE CHINESE.
into
Br Ku ring rang
with the
The Chinese are
beat tn
abandoning foot
place in
LORD ROSEBERY, gle for ■
binding.
It is a
fashion that is go­ premacy. It is the duty of tl
ing out like M aist cultivate independent thought,
binding among '.he ical training and a divine disc
Caucasians.
At­ nation that does this with t
tempts have been success will be the nation thi
made to uproot it est, for if the nation is pol
from time to time, commercially trained, eager
just as your doctors •elf. it cannot fail to uiainta
WU TINO FANG.
have preached
The nations need to rear a
against waist lacing, which is a greater ■ nd women alive to the dem
menace to the human race than foot bind age «nd of their country,
ing. It shocks a Chinese woman just as cope with the needs of their
much to see a laced waist as it does a their time. If the education
Caucasian to look at a bound foot.
it is futile, and the nation u
The Emperor Shun Chih, who reigned bly decline.
from 1(144 to 111412, issued an edict against
What race is best fitted to
this fashion, positively prohibiting it. but training? I unhesitatingly
it had been a practice of Chinese women Anglo-Saxon. The Anglo-Sa
since the year of your calendar, 970, uu- capable of anything, wheth
der the last Emperor of the Sung dynas­ Anglo-Saxon of America or <
ty. This Emperor had a beautiful wife, cannot help believing it to bi
who delighted to pleaae him by dancing. except, perhaps, the Roman
To make her feet look more beautiful, and capable of indefinite po
she used to bind them with strips of satin yond the conception even ot
until they resembled a crescent moon or with training, intelligence ar
a bent bow. Thug the fashion began, tion. It is the Anglo Saxon
During more than a thousand years it tined to dominate the earth.
became general, and what was intended
first for beauty became a deformity.
LIFE Of EASE NOT A HAPP
The methods of binding in vogue in
By Kus
China and the period of commencing the
Every man has a
practice vary, but the bandages are ap­
bis own life and ■
plied at from 5 to 8 years of age. The
money to spend it i
general process consists of two stages. A
Having in mind tl
piece of strong cuttou cloth, about two
tircmeut of Mr.
yards long and three inches wide, is first
Whitney, I canno-
bound around the foot, leaving the great
man of talent whi
toe free, and doubling the others under
the sole ao that the toes of the right foot active life and lieeu a factor
peep out under the left or inner side of diversified business uudertak
the foot, ami the same method is reversed denly sever all business col
for the left. This reduces the width. really enjoy himself as miio. — —
Each succeeding day the bandage is hitherto. Such a man's mind must con­
tightened both morning and night. For tinue active, and after his experience I
many months after the binding is com­ should think it would be difficult for him
menced the little girl is compelled to run not to wish to keep in touch with the
• ■ the
’ > march
and
march of
of business
up and down on her aching feet to pre­ changes __
to -------
overcome
habit,
I. is
— hard
----- —
--
vent mortification of the flesh and ten­ events. It
aud in success in business lies a very
dons setting in.
This process of binding continues for keen pleasure.
A successful man usually strives for
one year. The next stage is the shorten­
ing of the length. The bauguges are new and greater successesi, and as these
then so arranged as to draw the fleshy come his enjoyment increases. I am uu-
part of the foot and the heel close to­ aide to think of a life of all ease as a
gether. When aceomplished a deep happy life. It is a great satisfaction to
groove between the fleshy part of the wake a thing grow and watch its growth.
Every man to ins liking. Mine is to sit
I foot and the heel, somewhat the shape
I of the clinched hand with the ball of nt my desk and keep close to what is go­
the thumb pressing against the fingers. ing on in the changing world of finance
The process is not considered complete and trade.
Th« Modern Play.
"Your friend, the theatrical man-
The dishonesty of native servants is
LAYING A CABLE.
xger. has gone abroad, I believe.”
proverbial among the English and
“Yes; he’s gone scouring the Con­ Material» Required for the Conetruc- American residents In India, the Phil­
tiou of the New Pacific Line.
ippines, China and Japan. Consequent­
tinent for new attractions.”
For the manufacture of the proposed ly, if one is living in any one of these
"Ah! The American public will get
the off-scourings, as usual.”—Philadel­ Pacific cable—tlie largest in the world countries, and a friend were to send u
—an enormous amount of material will basket of fruit by his native servant,
phia Press.
be required. It 1» estimated that there or a shopkeeper sent one of bis ‘em­
Muncular Soreness.
will be needed 1,989 tons of copp»>r wire, ployes to deliver some articles that you
As the result of over-exertion and 1.260 tons of gutta iiercha. 2,360 tons of had purchased, the servant or employe
exposure to heat and cold, or from jute yarn, 4,300 tons of compound and after delivering whatever he had
winterer cause, may be treated success- tar and 12.000 tons of steel wire. The brought would hand the recipient a
fully by the timely application of St. laying of the cable will take four spe­ small slip of paper upon which appears
Jacobs Oil. A thorough rubbing in cially constructed ships aud a staff .if In the handwriting of the sender the
necessary. The Oil should be applied 1,000 electricians, cable engineers, etc. numlwr and description of the articles
vigorously for nt least twenty minuter, Th»- rate of laying a cable, in the ab­ sent with a polite request that. In case
two or three times daily, when all pain, sence of unforeseen difficulties. Is about you found the articles as stated, you
soreness, stiffness will be removed in seven nautical miles an hour, and in a sign the slip of paper and deliver it
twenty-four hours.
It will also couple of thousand fathoms of water back to the servant. This form of re-
strengthen and harden the muscles. the cable takes as long as three hours, eelpt Is a “chit.”
Football players, gymnasts and all ath­ to sink to the bottom. YY hen a cable is
The sender also asks in
letes will find St. Jacobs Oil superior to paid out it runs over a wheel at the that In ease the articles are not deliver­
any other remedy for outward applica­ stern of the ship, having to pass on its cd as deserllied you will state the same.
tion, for the reason that its action is ......
from the
»he tank
tank where
where it
it has
has been
been al>d band the "chit hack to the ser-
way from
More rapid and its effect permanent. colled through a dynamometer, which rant to deliver to his master or mis
Thousands of people all over the world tells the strain to which it is being sub­ tress. The "chit” is to enforce honesty
on the part of the servant, and to pre­
use and recommend St. Jacobs Oil for
jected.
muscular soreness. A twenty-five cent
As soon as all the cable on board a vent him from stealing all or a part of
bottle is quite sufficient to prove its
the articles Intrusted to his care. If
cable ship has been paid out the end Is
efficacy. In cases where muscular sore­ sealed carefully and attached to a rope, the sender should neglect to send a
ness is complicated with any disease the other end of which Is attached to a "chit” along with the articles that he
has sent the chances are about one to
which requires an alterative Vogeler’n
buoy and dropped into the sea. The
a million against you ever receiving
Curative Compound should be taken.
vessel then returns to port for more them. An oversight of this sort on the
This prepared by the proprietors of St.
cable, with which she steams off again part of the sender would appear in tlie
Jacobs Oil, Baltimore, Md., who will
to the scene of operations, picks up the nature of a windfall to the average
"end a sample free on application.
buoyed end. carefully splices it to the East Indian servant, who would re
end of the new section which she has gard the articles placed In his hands for
Luck? Wtll-
brought out and goes on with the lay­ safe conduct aud delivery as his legiti­
Brown—What a lucky fellow Robin­ ing as before.
mate prey.
son is.
To land a cable some Interesting
Such was the original meaning and
Jone»—Lucky! I should say he was. preparations are made Sheaved wheels
' hy, his fiancee's birthday comes on are anchored on shore snd around them application of the word "chit. ’ a cor­
ruption of a Hindoatanee word which
Christmas.
a line Is passed and carried back to the has the same meaning as “receipt" In
cable ship. To this line the end of the our own tongue, but. as In all similar
cable to tie landed Is attached and float­ cases, the term “chit” has been broad
ed ashore, buoyed up on Inflated rubtier ened In Its application so that to-day It
bags. The land end of ■ cable Is con I has other meanings. In addition to the
■Iderably larger than the part which Is foregoing a “chit” is also a sort of prom
submerged. Once on shore It Is drawn issory note to meet small obligations.
lip the beach to its proper Inland posi­ A man takes a drink at the bar. and not
tion and secured.
haring the money to pay for It he gave
I first used Ayer’s Ssrsspsrills
The new Pacific cable will l>e 8.00» the bartender a "chit.” A man borrows
in the fall of 1848. Since then 1
mile« long No other cable In the world a dollar from a friend and gives him a
h»ve taken it every spring ss a
flood . purify in g and nerve­
Is half as long. When the new cable Is "chit.” Thus a “chit” is In the nature
strengthening medicine.”
laid there will be sufficient length of of a bond that enforces honesty wher­
S. T. Jones, Wichita, Kans.
■ubniarine cables In the world to girdle ever It is In use. It is really a praise
the earth at the equator eight times worthy Institution, as every person who
and something to spare, or enough to has lived In the Orient will admit.
If you feel run down,
reach two-thirds of the way to the
’re easily tired, if your
IMPRESSING SEAMEN.
moon.
nerves are weak and your
The Old Women’s Sesin« Circle W»a
IMPORTED FROM THE ORIENT.
Half- Sick
thing
. hot
blood is thin, then begin
,0 take the good old stand­
ard family medicine,
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla.
It's a regular nerve
lifter, a perfect blood
builder.
«'■•aid
1 b«4
. r1*
»
Abruptly Broken Up.
••Chit,” • Praiseworthy Institution,
Enforce» Honeitr in Servant*.
YVhat Is a "chit?" This Is • word that
has crept into the English language
of recent years, and. although fairly
common In England. Its use In this
country date« from the Philippine cam
palgn. the war with China, and the
■till more recent Immigration of Japan
ene into the United states. Its use la
common In Chinese and Japan«« ho­
tels aud restaurants, while the or.g u
and meaning of the word ar* as follow«. I
to be an Englishman and forced to
serve. No doubt many of those who
were Impressed were really British de­
serters; but many others were Ameri­
can citizens, and the compulsion to
serve on British ships was a wrong.
The diary of Captain Hoffman of the
Royal Navy, which lias been published
under the title of “A Sailor of King
George.” contains a story of masquer­
ade which must have been amusing
from a British point of view.
Hoffman had been sent to a bouse In
.In ma lea where able-bodied leiuupu
were reported to be In hiding, When
the party entered the house they
found three slovenly females sitting by
a table darning stockings. Near by
was a cradle covered with a net. In
the lied, also covered with a net, was
a woman lying 111. Still another wom­
an was near the bed. persuading the
Invalid to take the contents of a bot­
tle of red mixture.
The lieutenant assured them that be
entered with reluctance upon the duty
lie had to perform, lint as he had In­
formation Hint seamen frequently the
house, he must search It
A coxswain who had been examin­
ing the features of one of the women
at the table, exclaimed:
"If I ever saw my old shipmate. Jack
.Milford. that s in-"'
Another British sailor whispered that
tlie baby In th* cradle was the largest
he had ever seen Thereupon the door
was locked and the officers Insisted on
knowing w lio the women were. Hoff­
man discoverisl upon the sick woman
a close-shaved chin. The dying [rerson
was a fine young seaman almut twen­
ty-six yearn old. who. when he was de­
tected. sprang out of bed, and joining
the others, attempt«»! to resist Then,
seeing that they were outnumbered,
they surrendered.
The Infant in the cradle proved to be
a fine lad sixteen years old.
“This was a good haul, eight sea
men.” remarked Hoffman. "We got
them without accident to the boata.”
Encroaching on the Men.
Tlie growth seaward of Dungeness
Point. In England, mused by the east
ward drift of shingle, has caused the
erotion of a new lighthouse there to
become necessary, and the contract has
been placed with a Deal flrm to carry
out the work for »30.000. Thia will
lie the third lighthouse erected upon
Dungeness Point. The first, built about
sixty years ago. Is now a mile Inland,
and the llgjtbonse which sti|>erseded
that one la now about half a mile from
the seashore.
One of the cause« of the War of 1812
was the Impressment of Americans to
serve on British ships The practice
was no extensive that when an English
ship came to an American port able
liodied men bld In disguise for fear of
<M»1 Women In le nd«»«».
being seized.
Among the twenty four Inhabitants
John Bull at that time claimed the of London who are ,v»r 100 years old
service» of every British sailor, wheth­ nineteen are women.
er the man had ever voluntarily en­
OU and truth are bound to coins U
tered the navy or not; and If the sailor
could speak English be was assumed i surface In due time.
Humorously Handicapped.
Bibb«—It is very amusiug to watch
Sellers play golf.
Gibbe—Why?
Bibb—lie lias an impediment in his
speech.—The Smart set.
The Farmer's Interest In It
Farmer Waybaek—Those pesky boyn
tied a tin pail to that dog's tail and
then ran him 11 miles. I'll sueem!
Mr. Citvman—Was it your dog?
Farmer Wa'back—No: it was my
pail.—Somerville (Mara.) Journal.
U m . A swa A stos .
i« helping hand to yon, and
yon without money and
*e Mrs. Pinkham s labors-
ynn. Mass. YY rite a letter
lg all your symptoms and
etit of the greatest exped­
iting fema’.« ilia.
uffering to such an extent
in trouble that my physi-
ht an operation would b«
A Dvllaition.
First Boa’der—What is the exact
meaning of “viands?”
Second Boarder—Oh! Things you
get to eat when you don't board —
Puck.
*
Precedent Eitabliihed.
“What m ikes yon think she will
marry you?”
“She has married other nieu”
1. rinkham's Vegetable Com­
ing been reeomnieiided to
Puzzled Him.
led to try it. After using
ttles I found that 1 was
First Trnnip (in the road)—Why
y entire system was toned don't you go in? The dog’s nil right.
suffered lio more with my
Maa. A nna A b ion , Troy. Mo Don't you nee him waggin* his tail?
Second Tramp—Yes, and lie’s growl­
in' nt the same time. I dunno which
end to believe.—Tit-Bits.
lot Uhat 11« Required.
gilt to try this,” said the
m he belli up a bottle.
“It's
ing out for dyspepsia."
'a the ease I'll keep it out,”
i victim. “I’ve got all the
I want right now.”—Chicago
a.
SECURITY,
ISTORIA
Infants and Children.
You Have Always Bought
Carter's
ide Sam'« Good Enough.
claimed that a certain gang of
tern make better dollars than
n does.”
Must Bear Signature of
■ a case where I lielieve in
Ull LUIooiv.. -a
a
until they have been examined and letting well enough alone.”—Cleveland
quarantined. Not long ago a ship from Plain Dealer.
one of the tropical countries was fol­
Brica-Brac.
lowed by a flock of butterflies, which
Sta Fac-Stmlla Wrapper Mow.
“Lizzie'
Lizzie!
That vase was
persistently circled around the rigging
of the vessel until the shores had faded 2,000 years old.”
“Oh! And just think! I came near
in the distance. Then the Insects alight­
ed on the musts and deck. A few dis­ crying because I broke it. 1 thought it
i H aqtcr ’Q
headache .
appeared In tlie night ami were destroy was new.”
j A|\I trio FOR DiniNESS.
cd in the water or reached shore In
FOR BILIOUSHEtt.
safety. Some of the others crawled
ITTLE
Fstigutlng.
away in the cabins and hold of th*
“Come on,” said YVenry YY'aggle«, as
ship. After a trip of thirty days the he gave his sleeping comrude a kick.
voBsel reached New York, and from
“Naw,” replied YY'illie Wontwalk,
their billing place In the ship a few of "I can’t goenny furder; I'm too tired.”
TOR THE COMPLEXION
these butterflies emerge»! and flew
“Wot made youse tired?”
ashore. Thus an entire new species of
“1 dreampt I wuz wurkiti,” replied
wrw
butterflies was Introduced Into this YY’illie.—Ohio State Journal.
CURE SICK HEADACHE
country. This authentic Instance of the
migration of butterflies Is but a single
Th« Uiual Procedure.
Illustration of how sometimes ships
“What is the usual procedure in
"BEE UNE" BUGGIES.
bring Into the harbor desirable and un­
marrying an heiress?”
desirable Immigrants whose names arOj
“Fell the lady how much you love
never entered on the books of the com hor and tell her father how much you
pany.
Little Liver Pills.
Hite Hail Improved.
The Princesa Charlotte, daughter of
George IV., was a young woman of
great spirit and originality. One day
one of her teachers chanced to enter
the room when the princess was revil­
ing one of her attendant ladles In great
wrath, and. after giving her a lectuie
on hasty speech, he presented her with
a book on the subject.
A few days later be found her »till
more furious and using language even
more violent.
"1 am sorry to find your royal high­
ness in such a passion." said be: "Your
royal blghmms has not read the book
I gave you.”
"I did. my lord.” cried she tempestu­
ously. “I both read it and profited by
ft. Otherwise I should have scratched
her eyes out!"
Both Come In Bottle«.
The father was testing Ills little boy's
knowledge of the story of N’oali, which
he had carefully rehearsed. The boy
had been thinking hard, says the New
York Times, and his answer to the first
question showed that be bad at least
the virtue of originality.
"Now," said papa, "can you tell me
how Noah knew that the waters had
gone down?”
The boy hesitated a minute, as It
seeking for proper word» to express
himself; then he said:
"Noah knew the waters had gone
down because the dove cam« bark
bringing him a pickle.”
Olives ami pickles were synonymous
terms In the small boy's mind for
things which come In bottle*. ■ ml
w bleb he did not like.
Cheap Oil.
Cottonseed oil is soon to find a rival
In oil from the seed of the sunflower.
Experiments made by German < hem
lata have convinced them. It seems, of
the availability of this cheap raw mn
terlal. and It may become a valuable
article of commerce. It In said to In­
convertible to many naea. rind, besides
having posslbllltlea an it lenii» oil. may
tie used for dyeing purpose« and will
be of service In soap making.
"The boys all «ay I'm a
gushed the yellow-halreil girl Affi
passed the cream to her lips
The young man gazed sadl; ■ t tl
I
four empty saucers and si.d
I guees you must be a brhk of
cream "
SORES AND
Sores and Ulcers never become chronic
■nless tlie blood is in poor condition -is
sluggish, weak and unable to throw ofi
the poisons that accumulate in it. Tin
system must be relieved of the unhcalth)
matter through the sore, and grea^ dangri
to life would follow aliould it heal bcfori
the blood has been made pure and healthy
■nd all impurities eliminated from the ay:
tern. S.S.S. tiegins the cure by Crtt clean.
ing and invigorating the blood, buildin)
up the general health and removing from
the ay stem A OONSTANT DUIl
:ffKe“mtt«. «PON THE SYSTEM ,
When this has been accomplished the dis
charge gradually ceases, aud the sore 01
ulcer heals. It is the tendency of these ohl 1
indolent sores to grow worse and worse,
and eventually to »lestroy the bones. Local
applications, while soothing and to som<
extent alleviate pain, cannot reach the seat
of the trouble. S. S. 8. does, and no mattci
how apparently hopeless your condition
even though your constitution has broken
down, it will bring relief when nothing
else can. It supplies the rich, pure blow 1
necessary to heal the sore and nourish
the debilitated, di ease.l body.
BUCGIE8.
(IIV» better MUlafe tlon than anything on
tlw mar
at ai ythlna Ilk»* the pricb. bp-
< ana»* they kth ma<ie * f *£' <><i mater tai to
Atand ••Oregon road*1’ — Iron corners on
boll»*, bra< »a on *harta. he«vv a»*con«l-
k'fowlli whes'la, aofewod flm-. I f von want
t» fevl aure that yon are getting yoor mon-
ey’a worth, aak for a "Bea I ne” or a
••Mltcboir (Ihooey) Buggy. Wo guaraa
tee them.
Mftcball, Laarla 4 Mavwr O*.
Heattla, Hpokane, Bol*a.
Portland, Or.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES,
OREGON
St. Helen's School for Girls.
Thirt r-thlrd year Comm<idionabuild-
in«*
Modern equipment. Academic
and college preparatory courses. M jh »-
dal course* in music and art. Ilins,
tratc-l caialoeue. All departments will
reopen September 16.
MIHS ELKANOR TEBRETTS, Principe^
Mr J 11 Talbert, Lock Box «45. winona. M(»s .
■ay» : " Sis year» a«o my leg from the kn. e to
the foot w 1» one »olid sore Several physician»
treat’d me a 4 1 rmde two trip» to II. t .spring»,
but found no relief I waa (nd i-.-e-l to try S. S. S .
■nd it made «complete cure. I have been a per
fectly well man ever aince ”
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
sss
* Pop y lamp
is the only purely veg
etable blood purifier
known — contains n<>
A
k
k
poisonous minerals to
ruin the digestion and
add to, rather than relieve your suffer­
ings. If your flesh d<x-s not heal rea.lily
when acrati he<l, bruised or cut, your blood
ia in bad condition, and any ordinary sore
is apt to become chronic.
Send for our free book and write out
physicians about your case. YVe make uc
tharge for this service.
Rubbing them to pieces ; n»e my Wash­
ing Tablets. No rubbing required Send
50 cents for sample package and full di­
rections.
W. O. PoVY LLL,
Box 606. Portland, Oregon.
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