The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904, March 22, 1902, Image 9

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    Hood’s Sarsaparilla
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ret of it» wonderful popular-
Thi ^nlained bv its unapproachable
ity «
upou « prescription which
i .-.mle omsidered incurable,
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
-t known vegatabte ran-
V •_ ___ _ propor-
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a combination,
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i i>n«*ra “s to have curative
!j£er*p«‘-uli*r
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of scrofula, eczema, psort-
IU*an.i every kind of humor, as well
i urrh and rheumatism —prove
Hood's Sarsaparilla
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rever produce!.
It cures of dyspepsia, loss of ap|>e-
an I that tirea
tl,e
“ test stomach tonic and atrength-
r"rnn r the world has ever known.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
, , thoroughlv good medicine. Begin
L take d TODAY. Get HOOD’S.
Generous.
Mr Newlywed (solicitously)—And
bow did you get along with the butcher,
love*
Mrs. Newlywed—Oh, splendidly.
He such a generous man, Mortimer.
Wheal order a four pound roast he
•lsavs sends me one weighing six or
®even-
—_ _ ,
thers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth-
I " ; rup the best remedy to use tor their
¿Uuren during the teething period.
Mis Quick Retort.
I The lady—Ye«; it’s only men that
turn tramps. Why aren’t women idie?
The Tramp—Because most of them
busy bodies, mum.
Are You Using Allen'» Foot-Kase-
H 1« the only care for Swollen, Smarting,
Snrnins. Sweating Feet. Corn, and Bunion.,
for Ulen's Foot-Ease, a powder to be
a,-, int.1 the shoes. At all bruggists and
’,‘es,e- 2e. Sam pl« »ent FREE. Address
Xn £ •'tn.te.1. LeKoy. N. Y.
Cautioua.
Small Man—Yes, sir; he’s a con­
temptible scoundel, and I told him so!
Big Man—Did he knock you down’
Small Man—N", I told him through
the telephone.
Pi«o s Cure cannot be too highly spoken
of as a cough cur«.—J. W. O’Burnt. 833
Third Ave . N., Minneapolis, Minn., Jan.
6, WHO
The Careful Sportsman.
Jimson—Where are you going?
Bilson—Only for a day’s «hooting.
Jii»son—Great snakes!
With that
car loud of freight?
Bilson—These txixes contain books—
the largest and most complete compen­
dium of the game laws of the state. I
don't want to shoot anything out of
sea.* >11.
CASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
StgX'e of
An Acceptable Neighbor.
Blizzer—How does your wife like
.that lady who moved in next door?
1 Buzzar—Oh, all right!
She hasn't
las many gowns as niv wife.
Stop guessing! Try a certain cure for
'painful ailments by getting at once a
nettle of llanlin's Wizard Oil.
Cauit Enough.
Science
vention
M. Florence has communicated to the
Academy of Sciences at Baris proofs
that there is a fixed relation between
the quantity of Iron in the liver of ani
rnals and the color of their skin and
hair. Animals of dark hair contain
nearly twice the amount of iron aud
pigments In the liver aud skin as those
of white hair,
Brof. \\ tv. Campbell, the Director
of the Lick Observatory, In summing
up the results of the observations and
photographs made by the party sent
from that observatory to study the to
tai eclipse of the sun iu Sumatra last
-May, says that the general coucluslou
to be drawn Is that the coroual struc­
ture surrounding the sun is made up of
matter, probably very finely divided,
ejected from the surface of the sun
with great velocities. Just as we have
matter ejected, now and then, from
terrestrial volcanoes, with compara­
tively small velocities.
Few |H>rsons have any conception of
the tremendous degree of heat repre­
sented In the sun, just as they are ig
nroant. as a rule, that it is hydrogen
gas that, blazing in the sun, keeps the
universe of life existent. An astron­
omer has Just given some Interesting
details respecting the temperature of
the sun. He asserts that the mean tem­
perature is about 6.200 degrees centi­
grade—approximately 11.200 degrees
Fahrenheit. Of such a degree of heat
one can form no adequate conception.
Of the total heat the earth receives, of
course, only a very small proportion.
The rest belongs to space aud is shared
by other worlds than this.
Men sometimes dream of enormous
wealth stored in the earth, lielow the
reach of miners, but according to the
statements of Brof. C. R. Van lllse at
the Denver meeting of the American
Association for the Advancement of
Science, there Is little or no ground to
believe that valuable metallic deposits
lie very deep in the earth's crust. Such
deposits, be said, are made by under­
ground waters, and owing to the pres­
sure on the rocks at great depths, the
waters are confined to a shell near the
surface. With few exceptions, ore de­
posits become too lean to repay work­
ing below 3,000 feet. Nine mines In
ten, taking the world as a whole, are
poorer in the second thousand feet
than in the Herat thousand, and poorer
yet in the third thousand than In the
second.
In Septemtier the hunters and trap­
pers of the Yukon start out for their
long winter sojourn In the midst of
the snowy and pathless woods and
along the banks of frozen rivers and
streams. Bears, beavers, otters, minks,
martens, foxes, wolves and wolever-
ene all fall before their rifles or are
caught In their traps, and the man who
can accumulate a good store of the
furs of any of these animals is well re­
warded for his hard winter’s work.
But the greatest prize, which all seek
and comparatively few get. is the rare
black fox. of which only about half a
dozen are killed In a season, whose soft
robe is worth from 3'200 to $300 to the
trapper who takes it. From twenty-
five to forty silver gray foxes are
caught In a season; their pelts bring
from $100 to $200 apiece. The prices
of bear pelts vary from $10 to $25; of
beaver, from $3.50 to $7; of mink, from
$1.50 to $3; of marten from $3.50 to
$12. and of otter from $4 to $S.
Housekeeper—Why did you leave
NO CHANGE IN ALMANACS.
your last place?
Servant—Faith, the lady and her
Same Style, Same Subject Matter in
husband was always quarrelin’.
Them for Many Generations.
“What did they quarrel about?”
“What I'd like to see,” remarked the
“Rekase I wouldn’t lave till me two
druggist on the corner, “is a family al­
weeks was up.”
manac tilled with half-tone pictures. It
«♦««♦♦♦♦»♦«♦♦«♦«♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦* would be a novelty to soothe the eyes
\QREG0NßL0bDpURIFIER J and mind. We. who have gone through
many years at this business and have
« LISTED AMO TRUE GUARANTEED» had ample time to digest the countless
S MOW! fa th* Tim» to USE IT. « free almnnacs devoted to the relief of
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ all bodily ills and ‘sure guides to
health,’ know the average almanac
Not Noticeable.
from cover to cover. The wood-cuts
Willie—Why, Uncle Jake, how you
that decorate some of them were made
must have changed!
I'ncle Jake—What do you mean, for our granddaddies and are as fa­
miliar to their fading visions as they
Willie?
Papa says the other morning you are interesting to our own children. I
recall perfectly the almanac of by
had a terrible head on you.”
boyhood.
“After giving the church days and
There Is a certain cycles of time, wtth the eclipses for the
disease that has
come down to ut year and the best time during that
through many cen­ term In which to observe the planets,
turies and is it had an address to the sick and a ta­
older than ble showing the mean time of diges­
history itself, tion of the different articles of diet.
yet very few Then followed a choice variety of an­
outside of cient Jokes, interspersed with the sun
those who have learned from bitter ex­
perience know anything of its nature or »nd moon phases for every month, each
characteristics. At first a little ulcer or day being marked with such phenom
»re appears, then glands of the neck or ena and Important events, such as
troins swell; pimples break out on the 'Swedenborg born' or 'Kansas admit­
»reast, back or some other part of the ted.’ At the bead of each month was a
body and fill with yellow pustular matter; woodcut representing some timely re­
the mouth and throat become sore and
the tongue is at all times badly coated. minder or scene of the month men­
Headaches are frequent, and muscles and tioned. For instance. January was
joints throb and hurt, especially during generally depicted with snow covered
lamp, rainy weather. These are some ol ground and woodsmen felling huge
the symptom« of that most loathsome of tree«. February showed the farmers
*11 diseases. Contagious Blood Poison, threshing grain In an open barn.
gw
...
This strange pois- March displayed the arrival of the
Contaglous on does not affect seeds
and April the sowing of them.
Blood Polson S.-’&'X For Mav we had a woman and chil­
»ten up with it within a short time after dren working in the garden planting
being inoculated, while ethers »how but potted flowerj and In Jun« the farmers
•light evidence of any taint for a long were gathering the first of their crop.
time after exposure, but its tendency in July showed a boy fishing In a pond,
every case is to complete destruction of with a stately bouse and fine looking
the physical system, sooner or later.
S. S. S. is a safe and infallible cure for windmill at his back. August lllus
this bad disease—the only antidote for trated the gra'n cutting time and Sep­
this specific poison. It cures Contagious tember gathering of apples, pears and
Blood P uson in every form and stage other tree fruit. Then came the har­
thoroughly and permanently. S. S. 3. vest of corn for October, a shooting
contains no Mercury, Potash or other scene for chilly November and a wsrm
harmful minerals, but is strictly and fireside with a giant Christmas tree
entirely a vegetable remedy, and we offer
11,oxi.oo reward for proof that it is not. for bleak December.
“The odd thing now about this old
OUR MEDICAL which waa «»tab-
DEPARTMrXT
liahed years ago. fashioned almanac is thia Go over to
nE.MT, lg doing a noble the next drug «tore you meet and pick
work In rallwtn* suffering. Giv« our up the first almanac you can lay hands
Physicians a short history of your case
“4 get their advice. This will cost to You will tie surprised to note the
you nothing, and what you say will be marked similarity between the old and
held in strictest confldsnee.
With
•heir help and a copy of our book on the new. The latter Is made up of the
Contagious Blood Poison you can feature« I have mentioned as lieing in
■‘»oags your own case and curs your- the old. even to the unsolicited testl
•elf at boa».
monlals selected from thousands re­
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Gt ceived,’ the table for foretelling the
weather thro ighout each year, and
perhaps the latest postage laws.
“It Is said that everything changes In
this blessed world of ours.” said the
druggist according to the New lork
iiiiKl
Disease
Matl and Express, "but I have never
known the average almanac to shed its
■ ’ BN : I- M I tmt is w hr I sigh for
a modern almanac with half tune ple-
tures,”
HIS MAJESTY'S AUTOMOBILI.
K«e—criptiou of the l.nxuriou» Vehicle
Or«lered for King late a rd.
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Mrs. Watson’s Message
URIFIER
Iu his majesty the Kiug of EuglanJ
motoring possesses one of its keenest
AT SHORT RANGE.
supporter«.
She (•//« all suffering women how she was
Since the days of the Eugllsh built
Large African Lion Killed at the
Daimler,
which
wa»
Ills
majesty
’
»
in
­
oured of Ovarian Inflammation by
First Shot.
GUARANTEED.
An Englishman w ho lived many years itial experiment in motor owuership,
USED AND SOLD EVERYWHERE
in Africa relates a thrilling experience quite a number of cars have pass««J
which befell his family there. His through the gate* of Sandringham for
home at the time was in the e«lge of bls use. but hi* inter«-st iu thia form
bishop
the Transvaal wilderness, aud It was of locomotion is uuabated.
t POPTVANQ acaocm
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The majority of hi» cars, however,
there that the event occurred.
One evening about dusk my wife and have l«eeti Coventry Daimlers. In tlie
child were sittlug ou the veranda of seltHtioii of which hi» majesty has set
the bungalow. 1 was engaged a few the very necessary example of eueour-
rods away, putting the finishing touch­ aging the borne Industry. The last car
ARTHUR C. NEWILL
SHIH C I S» A. U
es to a bit of wagon repairing. The supplied liitu was a great, roomy, com-
fortabl«
vehicle,
principally
destiued
servants were at the rear of the house.
It was one of those peculiarly quiet for us«« at shootiug parties and similar
evenings w heu nothing seems to break functions, and kuown as th«* beaters’
car. This, however, is entirely over-
the stillness.
Suddenly 1 felt, rather than saw. shadowed by the splendid carriage
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something moving near the veranda. I which they are building for him at tlie
2 Hyacinth Bulb» t D C E
present
moment,
particulars
of
which
looktsl more closely, and to my horror
Or b Tulips.
perceive«! an enormous lion stealing are now published for the first time.
•X
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along the ground In the direction of my The cur. which 1» a Coventry Daimler,
Together with our Complete Catalog
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w
ill
be
fitted
with
a
22L,
hors««
|wwer,
for iqo 1. if you will «tend 11» a mail
wife an«l child. My wife saw the crea­
«irder, no matter how small. Write us,
ture at the same Instant, and despite four-cylinder motor, running at a nor-
“D iar M rs . P inkham
When I wrote to you a few months
and make your selections from our Cat­
ago I hail b»«eii suffering from inflammation of the ovari««« anil .
her terror fortunately remaluisl per- mal sp<«eJ of 720 revolutions, It is de­
alog. Springtime is here, and it is
sigued to carry sufficient petrol fer a
womb fot over eighteen month»
1 had a continual pain and
fectly motionless ami silent.
time for planting.
»orcn««sK
in
tny
biudc
and
side.
I
believe
my
trouble»
were
caused
both
run
of
150
miles;
Is
fitted
with
Scarcely knowing w hat to do. I hasti­
by
overwork
and
lifting
some
years
ago.
Life
was
a
drag
to
me
ly crept toward the side of the bunga­ elwtrlc and tub«? ignition ami ia gear-
ami I felt like giving up. 1 bail several doctors, but they did me
low to the open window of my room, e«l up to twenty-four miles an hour,
little good. I began to use I.ydia E Pinkham s Vegetable Com­
Tlie
car
is
unquestionably
the
most
where I knew a loaded rltie was leaning
pound four months ago ami am iu better heulth today than I
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
luxurious
ever
constructed,
the
body
against th«« wall. 1 dliuued in at tlie
nave been for years All uiy pains ar«« gone Your Vegetable
window, seized the ritl«« and leap«sl by differing materially from the ordinary
Compound has made me well. I recommend it to all suffering
Foot of Morrison Street.
another window out upon the veranda. form.
women.’—M rs . S. J. YV atson , Hampton, Va.
Th««
tonneau,
w
hich
Is
of
tin«
roomiest
There was no time to think: the lion
Can give you the liest bargains in
When tiier«: ia one remedjr that ia aure, and
Buggies, Plows, Boilers and Engine«,
was within a few feet of my dear ones and most comfortable description, 1«
liundreilsof thousand» of women know from ex­
Windmills and Pumps and General
and crouching for a spring. I called ¿««signed to hold six passengers and
perience I m reliable, ia it wise to experiment with
Machinery. See us before buying.
softly to my wife not to move, and then the s««ats nre built considerably above
untried and comparatively unknown uiedlcinea?
the two in front intended for the use
fired.
n R tAf A n
depodted with
New Year Resolutions
The ball passed directly over my of the mechanician and an attendant,
K p Mf 11 K II the
City Hark,
■
of Lynn. I5.000. which
boy's head and lodged In the forehead in order that the passengers may ob­
wHl be paid to any per-
of the lion, immtxliately above the eyes, tain an uninterrupted view ahead. Tlie
Bon who can find that the at>>ve testimonial
letter ia not genuine or wai published before
seats are rounded and are fitted with
and stretelusl him on the ground.
Mu« i»U»l tiom Uq«<«v. opium sa4 looses*
obtaining tne writer's special permission.
kabiis. Head ter psrtioolaHie
There was an instant of fearful sus- tiu«« gauze curtains on either side,
I V 1 a >• l'lN a HAM M kdkinb C o .
I
pense. Then I fired again, but the sec­ which may be drawn at will.
Yeeley las’ituti. y,o.’’Vu"ru«dror,J;S.'
While effectually protecting the royal
ond bullet was not necessary, for the
party from the dust, they are sutHcient-
lion had been killed at the first shot.
The Part He Took.
ly transparent to allow of an uninter­
The
Don
—
And what part did you
MAN MHO MROTE “GO 'MAY
rupted view of the scenery on all sides.
its take in this disgraceful proceeding ol
BACK AND SIÎ DOWN.” At the back of the tonneau glass win­
holding Mr. Waters under the pump?
dows extend from the d«x>r upward to
Undergrad (modostly)—His left leg,
“It Is wholly inspiration.” said Elmer the canopy aud form a further protec­
z WHY PORT YOU ITUk
sir.
Bowman, the author of "Go ’Way Back tion against dust, that arch-enemy of
In Doubt.
the motorist.
and Sit Down.”
Bildad—Did the size of her pile make
Unexpected Happening
The whole of the coach work, says you hesitate?
Mr. Bowman Is a
Caller
—
Is the editor in?
negro. He was liorn the London Mail, which is of the tin
Perkins—Yes. For a long time I
Th«« Imp—Nope. Gone home.
in Denver and lives est possible description, will be paint­ didn’t know how much she had.
“Not ill, I hope?”
ed in the royal colors.
in New York.
"Nojie. W ife telephoned l>aby
A Plauiible Theory.
"Ever since I could
asleep.
Went homo to nee what it
DOGS AS SCOUTS
first remember 1
She—I wonder why a man’s hair looki-d like.”
was humming live Would lie Useful in Fighting Natives turns gray before his beard.
ly airs of my own
He—Oh, that is easily explained.
of Jungle Countries.
B l AC* 0« YYLLOW
Simple When You Know.
and putting words
Captain Steele, of the Sixth Infan­ There is usually about 20 years’ differ­
rw--
-
,ANDKCCPPftY?
“I wits up in the mill district today. MWARe or MITATI0NA LOOit fOk ASOVt TgAOe MAM,
to them which were try, after an experience of the condi­ ence in their respective ages.
CATALOGUES ERBE
]
Frightfully noisy up there.”
funny — every twidy tions of warfare in the Bhllipplnes,
“That’s right. I've got a friend who Showing full Line of Garment: and HataJ
Rcaliitic.
laughed at them, strongly urges that dogs should be at­
Afli TOWCg CO , >OSTON.NAM.<3
Grimes—What do von think of lives up there. He can't hear himself
anyway, A n <1 so tached to the army. In the Army and
talk in his house.”
when 1 went to Navy Journal he expresses the opin­ Landsman’ 1 marine novel?
“My! Boiler shop next d«xir?”
Hurley—It is the most perfect thing
New York I deter- ion that dogs are the only scouts that
“No. He's deaf and dumb.”
mintNl to make use can secure a small detachment against I ever got hold <>(. It actually is sur­
of my talents, and ambush on the trails 'hrough these charged with tho sea. 1 was sick be­
Prostrate With Klieninatlc Fever Nil
fore 1 had read three pages of it.
I have done so.
tropical Jungles.
Tim»» Within Twenty Tear«.
"When my mas-
The bush is so dense that thinkers
It l> Running Down.
This was the ease of Mr. Eli Wilt­
terplece. ‘Go ’Way are out of the question; and trails are
ELM EK BOU M AN.
“I should advise,” said th" | m >1 i te shire, of Landsdowne Terrace, Caine,
Back and Sit so. crooked and over such rough ter-
Down,’ was Incubating I practically ritory that the point, at one or two croupiler, as he raked in another stack Wis., who, during this time, suffered
ostracised myself from family and hundred yards, is out of sight of the of Ixird Rosalyn’s blue checks, “that the most intense agony. He writes:
“1 heartily endorse the testimonials
friends. Great subjects cannot be main party. The insurgents, lying in you take something for your system.”
which
you publish of St. Jacobs Oil as
Genuine
treated lightly. 1 felt the inspiration ambush usually, or often, let the point
Gratthoppert In South W»le>
a pain killer, for 1 have been a sufferer
in me to compose something that would pass and open with a volley upon the
Grasshoppers are so great a plague at from ilienmatism and kindred com­
enter into mid become a part of the lit wagons and main body of the escorL
plaints at different times during the
erature of music, and I gave myself to They open from apparently Impene­ Hay, New South Wales, that they ob­
hist twenty years. I have been laid
scure
all
the
street
lamps
at
night,
it as only the artist can.
trable Jungle, and at a range from
prostrate with rheumatic fever six times
“I have, however, turned out some thirty to two hundred yards. They leaving the town in total darkness.
during that period, therefore I consider
oth««r compositions of which, I believe. fire one or two volleys, then usually
Woman in Reiponaible Poaition.
I know something alsmt rheumatism.
1 have reason to feel proud, There Is, run away. Sometimes never a mail
Miss lkdlo MacKinnon, of Utica, N. During all of these twenty years I have ■s
for instance, the lyric. 'I’ve Got Chick of them can be s(*en.
Y., has been admitted as a partner by tried various advertised rheumatic rem­
Must Bear Signature of
en on the Brain.’ which has become so
Tlie dogs, pointers or hounds, would her brother in his large knitting mills, edies, oils, ointments and embrocations.
popular in New York. That came to me need little training. Their instincts and has charge of 2,000 employes.
None of them gave me relief, but when
one evening after I had returned from for hunting and sniffling In every hole
I tried St. Jacobs Oil I found it eased
a birthday party. I recognized in it at and corner would be «uffleieut to Jus­
Worth Makti the Price.
the pain almost immediately, and has
once as material for a classic, and 1 tify their use.
“Divorces,” sai«l the man who want­ done for me what all other remedies
gave my whole mind to the production.
Captain Steele possesses n dog nam­ ed to talk and philosophize, "cost more put together never ls*gan to do.
The success it has achieved fully re­ ed Done, and 1 asserts that up to the than marriages."
“I could give you several cases that
pays me for the brain work I expended date of writing no detachment with
"Certainly,” said th«« practical man. have been cured, which have come un­
011 it.”
der my notice, and through my recom­
which ft has been out has fallen into “Why not? They are worth more.”
FOR HEADACHE»
mendation; one of tisithache, one of
an ambuscade.
A Genial Encounter.
FOR DiniNUO»
The Game of f eme.
faceache
and
one
of
sore
throat.
“He went with U« last winter on
The tsar's last visit to France has
FOR HIUOUOHES».
“1 have recommended St. Jacobs Oil
Scribbs
—
Do
you
think
your
new
long
southern
cam-
General
Sehwan
’
s
filled the French papers with reminis­
and
shall
continue
to
do
so
by
every
FOR TORHO LIVUr.
novel
will
sell?
paigti,” says Captain Steele, "and
cences of bis former stay.
Stubbs—Sell? Yes, sir-ee; I’ve hired means in my power, as I consider you
FOR COHOTIPATIOR.
lived
for
more
than
a
month
on
scraps
One day lie drove incognito to the
a Chicago num to come forward and deserving.”
FOR SALLOW SKIfl.
house of Louliet. then president of the of hard bread and bacon. He covered
claim the plot.—Detroit Free Press.
FOR TMECORIHIXIO4
senate, and while hls companion went six times as much ground every day
Trying to Explain.
.
OMMUIR«
__
In to announce the visit, be amused as any man of the column, and la tho
“Josiar,” said Mrs. Corntassel,
of
every
soldier
in
my
friend
battal*
himself by putting hls head out of the
“what is these neglijay shirts I ■«•
w indow and looking at the people who ion.”
advertsed in the bargain sales?”
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
passed.
Exposing a Fra ml.
"Weil, they ain’t quite ho prim an'
A whistling street boy approached
Dishonest holders of accident Insur-
scratchy as a b’ilad shirt. I reckon a
and recognized him, in spite of the ance policies fr««quently put the com­
neglijay is what you might call a soft
plainness of his equipage. He stopped, panies' physician« to needless trouble
b’iled shirt.”
By using my Washing Tablets. No acids.
took off his cap and said, cheerfully, by claiming damage for trifling hurts,
Send Ml cents for luu kag«« sufficient for
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“Good day, sir! How is the empress?” which under the law entitle them to
W.O. POWELL.
The tsar was naturally surprised, but nothing. Some deliberately practice With local application*, a* they cannot reach
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Box 606. Portland, Oregon.
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the Bi-at of th»* <liB» HJ“*. C atarrh i* a blood or
he replied, with a smile:
fraud, says a physician quoted In the conMittHiohal
iliwaie, and m order to cure it
"Thanks, young man. The empress Atlanta Journal, and pretend to have you must tako internal reniediet. Hall ■ Ca
tarrh < uro is taken internally, and act b directly
is quite well, and has enjoyed the trip ailments when they are sound In ev­ on
Ilf Heave», I'oiiRh
the blood and mucoim Burlac»*«. II h U' m La
or Ulaleniper with
very much.”
tarrh < ure ia not a qua< k inedicin«
It wkb
ery part.
preRcri bed by one of tne belt phytdciaiiB m till»
PRUSSIAN HEAVE POWDERS.
The boy seemed glad to hear It, nod­
A few days ago. says the physician, country for years, and ina regular prescription
At OlAttSS, 60t, 81 MAIL. tlOe
ded, and went whistling away. The I was summoned to a hospital to ex­ It is Composed of the best tonic* known, coni
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bined with tlie beat blood purifier*, acting <1i
tsar said, in telling the story, that he. amine a man who pretended to have rectiy
«I bhti . umbm :—I have been using the P si ' asias H bavk P ow -
on the mucous surface*
The j»erfect
thus cordially accosted, was the only had hls ht«arlng totally ilestroyed by combination of the two ingredient* ia what pro­ l>Kk» the p»«t eight month», and in that time hnvecured 11 horse»
ol brave». 1 4 of diatemper and 1* of chronic cough. Your Prusniun
duce« aucti wonderful results in curingcatarrh
one of the two to be embarrassed.
the premature explosion of a blast Bend for testimonial*, free.
Memedie» lute gained a great reputation in th!» »ection.
o » vv - t Bxnwcr». New»-k v V.
F J. (HENRY AGO., Propra., Toledo, O.
I bad an Idea from the start that the
KOWBS ntlli STORK. C»»»l Agent» Portlsud, Or».
Sold
by
druggists,
»rice
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Mr«. Whitmans Successful Rancher.
man was shamming, but all the tests
Mails Family Pilis are the beet.
Mrs. C. N. Whitman, of Denver.
that 1 could apply MViuwi to show I
The Cynic
Colo., owns the largest ranch of any
that he was stone deaf. Still I was not
woman In the world. It Is located In satisfied, ami resolved to try a lit tie
“The number of people who speak
Texas near Tascosa. and Is called the
English,” said th" amateur statistician
strategy.
L. 8. ranch, after Lucien Scott, the first
Coaching the nurse beforehand how “is now 11«,000,000.”
“It is a wonder,” said the cynic,
owner. The ranch is thirty miles
to act ! entered the room hastily and
“
some
of them do not find their way
square and Is devoted entirely to cattle
cried: "Quick, quick! The fire extin­
raising. Mrs. Whitman makes her gulsher! Where Is it? Never ta I nd on to the stage.”
home In Denver, i [though she is ab­ the deaf man! Save yourself!”
sent a great deal, both at the ranch and
Then we both rushed to the door;
in Europe. Mrs. Whitman understands but the patient was quicker than we
the management of the ranch thorough­ were, and got out before 11». He had
ly. When down there she rides over the goo«l sense, however, to realize
It from day to day on horseback, and that the game was up, and he never
keeps herself thoroughly Informed as
appeared again.
to Its needs. She knows lioth ends of
“ For 25 year« I h»ve never
the business: how to raise cattle and
milted tilting Ayer'» Sarsaparilla
Safely Sailed a Million Miles.
every spring.
It cleaniea my
One of the largest sailing «easels In
how to sell them profitably
blood, make« me feel atrong, and
the world Is the California clipper Roa­
Hr Tumbled.
doe« me good in every way.” —
noke, which sails out of New York har­
John P. Hodnette, Brooklyn, N.Y.
“Ila! ha"’ laugheii Willie "1 chuck
bor. Her captain Is J A Amesbury,
ed a bananer skin In front of de teach­
one of the oldest merchant "klpp<rs
er."
Pure and rich blood
sailing the sea. but still hale and iiearty
“I don't see any joke in that." spoke
and good for many years more. For
carries
new life to every
up hi* mother.
nearly forty year« he has Is en a cap­
“Don't you? Well, be tumbled all
part of the body. You
tain. »ailing under the American flag.
right, all right.”
■Ince first going to «ea he has sallml
are invigorated, refreshed.
In American vessels "LtUXi.OflO miles
Why He Es«-rlle«l thr Typewriter.
You feel anxious to be
“I ran take lub words a luiuute." said of sea. four times the span from earth
to moon," the record. It will lie remern-
th , shorthand writer.
active. You become strong,
-1 often take more than that.” re- t>ered. of Kipling s "dour fleoteb eng n-
steady,courageous. That’s
marked the other, in sorrowful ac- eer.” McAndrew» And he never once
cents; “but then 1 have to. I'm mar- has been wrecked!
what Ayer’s Sarsaparilla
ried."
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