The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904, February 01, 1902, Image 9

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    )hat are Humors?
fbey are vitiated or morbid fluids coura-
tbe veins and affecting the tissues,
bey are commonly due to defective diges-
ion but are sometimes Inherited.
How do they manifest themselves?
In many forms of cutaneous eruption,
alt rheum or eczema, pimples and boila,
nd in weakness, languor, general debility.
How are they expelled? By
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
rhlcb also builds up the system that has
uffered from them.
It is the best medicine for all humors.
Wher* Vanity Rules.
or
er
MILLIONS A VEAH
of Tacoma, Waith., a Man Who
Talk« from Experience.
“For deep-laid, underground, double­
ll veil. contrary meanness, give me a
woman.”
“Gisidnessl? What do you mean?”
i “They always go to cleaning home
■n-t when a man is thinking of going
fi.-hing ”—Chicago Hearld.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s 8ooth-
ia to rup the best remedy to use lor their
uiliiren during the teething period.
Ruud Sage's Lunches.
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let to
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y that
ied to
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finest,
region
»eli-ve
su; é'i.v
I According to the popular tradition
Russell Sage tiustain« life when down
Lwn with a cracker, a red apple and a
thtss of water. Thia is as wide of the
[act as are many such stories almut
prominent men. Mr. Sage is not only
'‘nice” in regard to what he eats, but
i hearty trencherman and an excellent
sutbority on all that goea to make up a
hearty meal.—New York Preus.
The wine one« use Hamlin's Wizard
nil for Rheumatism and l’ain ; the fool­
ish one« try experiments.
Employment for Indian Children.
Mi«« Katherine Hughe«, of Ottawa,
ICanadit ,i« the leader of a movement
Bor providing employment foF Indian
Ichildren when they leave the school«,
the is called Kateri Kaidjierenstra by
Bier Indian proteges, which means “«lie
Lnakes things go pleasantly.”
C|TQ Permanently Cured. No nte or nerrouenefl
■ I IQ after first tar’* i»eofl»r Khse'fl Great Nerve
llefitorrr Send for EK K KS’J.OO trial bottle and treat-
iae. ba. It. 11 K link . Ltd v3l Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa
In Nautical Terms.
Parson—Yes, on one occasion
ied four couple« in a quarter
¡our. Quick work, wasn’t it?
Nautical Young Lady—Yea,
lixteen knots an hour.—London
I Bar-
oí an
rather.
Punch.
or O hio , errv or tolxoo , i
Luca» C ounty .
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F rask J. CHKNSY makes oath that he is the
enior carter of the firm of F. J. CHBNBT A Co.,
loin« business in the City of Toledo, County
.nd State aforesaid, and that anid firm will par
hnum ot ONE HCM’KED DOLLARS (or each
ind every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
>y the use of H all ’ s C atarrh C urb .
FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in mv
presence, this Sth day of December, A. D. ISMS
I m T l I
*' *' OLEA8Oi<>
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notary Public
Eall'i Catarrh Cure is tasen Internally and acts
■ireotly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
kite system. Send for testimonials, free.
;
F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo. O.
I Bold by druggists, 75c.
I LUU’« Family Fills ar« the beat.
itatb
A Lawyer'« Fine
Distinction.
A lawyer w as passing along the street
parrying under his arm a law lx«>k
when he was accosted by a friend.
"Ha! Mr. Blank, ami where are you
; dng to preach today?”
“I don’t
p each, I practice,” repin'd the lawyer.
I Brooklyn, N. Y., Jan. 20th
For many year?
IGartiehi l ea, The Herb Cure, ha* been earnitg
a reputation that in rare—it is IN IVE R*A I I.Y
h-raised! This remedy presents unusual at-
Rractions to those in search of health: it is
hi
of IIERBS that cure in Nature’s way—bv
T
ng the CSUS0 Of diMSSS: it is 1’1'1« i.: it
k’lranses .he system, purifies the blood and es­
tablishes a perfect action of the digestive or-
Igans. It is equally good for young and old.
The money lost annually by skilled
workmen of all occupation« figures up
to millions of dollars and is becoming
greater every year.
This amount of
money represents mainly time lost and
the serious effect upon the social com­
fort of the workingmen and their fam­
ilies is evident. Mr. George V. Ham­
mond, of Tacoma, Wash., said the
other day:
“I have lost my share of time but I
am thankful to sav tliat I have not been
losing any of late.”
“You don’t look a« if you had lost
much through sickness.”
“No, and I don’t feel so.
But the
fact remains that I was a very sick
man. I took cold along in 1889 and
rheumatism settled in my arm« and
shoulders. I suffered for three years
and nothing relieved me untill in April,
1892, upon the recommendation of my
sister, I began the use of Dr. William«’
Pink Pills for Pale People ami found
relief in the second box. I took five
boxes in all and now am entirely cured
and have had no occasion to use them
since.”
Mr. Hammond reside» at No. 610
N. Steele street, Tacoma, Wash., and
at the request of the re|x>rter made affi­
davit to his above statement before
James H. Dege, a notary public, on,
July 5, 1901.
There is a popular idea that rheuma- !
tism is caustxl by exposure to cold and
that some localities are infected with
it more than others. Such conditions I
frequently promote the development of '
the disease, but, from the fact that
rheumatism runs in certain families,
it is shown to Ixi heriditary and, con­
sequently a disease of the blood.
Frequently an individual, in whose
family rheumatism has not occurred,
develops the disease, and when a diag­
nosis of the case is made, it is general
lv found that the ailment is due to a
derangement of the blood.
External applications may afford tem­
porary relief, but to cure the disease it
is necessary to treat it through the
blood.
Dr. Williams’ Pink Tills for Tale
People go directly to the seat of the dis­
order, pruifying and enriching the
blood by eliminating poisonous ele­
ments and renewing health giving
forces. They are a positive specific j
not only for rheumatism, but for such |
diseases as locomotor ataxia, partial !
paralysis, St. Vitus dance, sciatica, neu- I
ralgia, rheumatism, nervous headache ;
the aftereffects of grip or fevers, and of
other acute diseases, palpitation of the
heart, pale and sallow complexions and
all forms of weakness, either in male or
female. Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for
Pale People are sold by all dealers or
will be sent postpaid on receipt of |
price, fifty cents a box; six boxes, two ‘
dollars and fifty cents, by addresisng
Dr. Williams Medicine Company,
Schenectady, N. Y. Be sure to get the
genuine; substitutes never cured any­
body.
Society (or Preventing Tubercu'osis.
Indian Territory Coal Depoiits.
A society has been organized in
M<*<cow, Ruwia, the members con Hint­
ing of lx)th phynicianR and laymen, for
the piir)H>He of preventing tubermlctd?
by putting into practice those means
*hich science baa indicated as effective.
Some idea of the value of the coal
deposits in Indian territory can lie
gained when it is known the average
thickness of the vein is four feet, which
will produce 4,000 tons to the acre.
These lands are leased in lots of 900
acres each, which means that 3,500,000
to 4,000,000 tons can be produced by
those leasing the land. On this output
the lessees pay a royalty of eight cents
a ton. The output during the last year
was 1,900,127, ax against 1,400,441
tons the previuoe year.
Contagious
Blood Poison
There is no poison so highly contagious,
so deceptive and so destructive. Don't be
too sure you are cured because all external
» ^ns of the disease have disappeared, and
the doctor says you are well. Many per­
sons have been dosed with Mercury «nd
Potash for month« or years, and pro­
nounced cured —to realize when too late
that the disease was only covered up —
an,-
«««.<. driven from the
Uke Bogota Uko. lurface to break
'out again, and to their sorrow and mortifi­
cation find those nearest and dearest to
them have been infected by this loath­
some disease, for no other poison is so
surely transmitted from parent to child
as this Often a bad case of Rheumatism.
Catarrh. Scrofula or severe skin disease,
an old sore or ulcer developing in middle
life. can be traced to blood poison con-
inVar'y
Sfc» of
POTOOt.
life, for it remains smoldering in the sys­
tem forever, unless properly treated and
driven out in the beginning S. S. S is
the only antidote for this peculiar vtru*,
the only remedy known that can over­
come it and drive it out of the blood, and
it does this so thoroughly and effectually
that there is never a return of the disease
to embarraa« or humiliate you afterwards
cures Contagious Blood
Poison in any and all
contains M
k g
mineral to break «low n
your constitution ; it u
purely vegetable and the only blood puri­
fier known that cleanse« the blood ami
■t the same time builds up the general
health.
Our little book on contagious blood
poison is the most complete and instruc­
tor* ever issued, it not only tells all
about this disease, but also how to cure
vourselfat home. It is free and should
be in the hands of everyone seeking a
Cure Send for it
TM€ SWIFT XFtCIFIC C®_ »TLA«?« CL.
COMFORT IN BOYS* C10TMING.
Remember that the most essential
thing to a child's appearaiK-e la com­
fort. Unless the little fellow Is at ease
In bls garments be will not look well,
and. as a general rule, the more simply
children are clotbed the t>etter will tie
the resuit. It is such a mistake to put
a healthy, frolicking young chap luto
a stiff, ill-fitting suit of clothes with a
collar that pinches and shoes that are
uncomfortable. In the attempt to make
the proper appearance. How much
better an easy fitting, simple little suit,
with shoes that are neat and comfort­
A Delusion.
able. and well made waists and linen
Willie—rhoM* gold tisli you «ent collars. For. after all. style does not
home are fakes.
consist so much In the garment as the
Simeon—How do you know?
“\V by, I took them out of the water
and tliey turned brown in 15 minutes.”
A Jfcvnch explorer has diwxivered on
he west coast of Africa what he regards
a the vainest [>eople on earth.
They
m the Palionins, a warlike tribe,
ill.-e main employment is the adorn-
jient of their persons, chiefly by means
>f tatt<«»ing. Great ingenuity is also
• xhibited in dressing their hair, which
in many cares is arrange«! in astonish­
ingly elaborate fashion.
INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF MONEY
LOST BY THE WORKING CLASSES.
I am sure Piso’» Cure for Consummuwi
inveii mv
life three vears .....
aim.— M rs T hos
....
Y .
, luis-. Maple slreei, Norwich, N
tele IT, 1M».
An Interview With George V. Hmniuond,
Ths ManWho Didn’t.G«t-Off.
nt
ich
are
L m Knives in Quarrels.
In Burnish in Ceylon, and, though
fortunately in a le*-t-r degree, in Ma­
dras, quarrels are constantly occurring
in which knives are brought into play
and serious wounds inflicted, resulting
more than often not in death.
The
knives used in Ceylon are sheath
knives, and for long the law abiding
community has bwu trying to get the
authorities insist on these knivos being
made «ith a button on the tip. They
would thus be rendered harmless for
stabbing,
while «till available for
legitimate use.
General Buller's Wife.
Ladv Audrey Buller, the wife of Gen.
Sir Redvers Buller, is the daughter of
the fourth marquis of Townsend, and
was the widow of the Hon. G. T. How­
ard when the famous general won her
hand. She is an exceedingly popular
woman.
Surely Not
Mrs. Upchurch—Maud, I wish you
wouldn’t have no much to do with that
young Hinningside. I am told he is a
confirmed agnostic.
Miss Maud—Why, mamma;
the
agnostics don't confirm jieople, do they?
—Chicago Tribune.
Sick Women
Mi ■. VaJontino Tolla How
gytiia E. Pinkham'» Vegeta­
ble Oompound Cured Hor,
Happiness will go out of your life
forever, my sister, if you have any
of the symptoms mentioned in Mrs
Valentine'« letter, unless s. u net
promptly.
Procure Lydia L. Fink-
ham's \ egetable Compound at l im­
it i* absolutely sure to help you. 3 hen
w rite for advice if there is anything
about your ease you do not under­
stand.
You need not be afraid to tell the
things you could not explain to the
doctor—your letter will be seen only by
women. All the persons who see priv­
ate letters at Mrs. Pinkham's l abora­
tory, at Lynn. Mass., are women. All
letters are confidential and advice abso­
lutely free.
Here is the letter ; — “It 1« with
pleasure that I add my testimony to
your list, hop­
ing it may in­
duce others to
avail t h e tu-
selves of the
benefit of your
valuable rem­
edy. Before
taking Lydia
E. Pinkham's
Vegetable
way they are made, and the manner of Compound I
wearing them. One of the prettiest lit­ felt very bad­
tle overcoats for a youngster of 6 to 8 ly, was terribly
years Is made of tan or brown kersey, nervous, and
with a double-breastevl front and pret­ tired, had sick
ty belt of patent leather, fastening headaches, no
appetite.
with a heavy brass harness buckle. gnawing pain in stomach, pain in mv
Turn-over velvet collar, forming a back and right side, and so weak I
small hood In the back of the coat. could scarcely stand I wax not able
Brass buttons aud Tam O’Shanter cap to do anything. Had sharp pains all
through my body. Before I ha«i taken
of tan leather.
a bottle of your medicine. 1 found
The second lad shows a very popular half
myself improving. I continued its u«e
suit of Scotch goods In a mixed brown. until 1 had taken four bottlrs, and felt
The trousers have a slight bloomer ef •o well that I did not need to take any
more _____________________
I am like _____________
a new . person.
and
feet, and are very loose and comfort­ _________
____________ ________
able. Norfolk coat, with yoke tn front ! your medicine shall always have my
and back. Single-breasted, and belt of praise.” — M rs . W P. V ai cntinc , 5M
j Ferry Avenue. Camden. N.J.
same material.
The last suit Is made of the ever pop­
ular navy blue serge, which never
wears out. The little single-breasted
vest and cutaway coat make a very
Injudiciously Chosen Text
swell little suit, with short trousers,
A church was a considerable time
which are pressed with a slight crease
In front. The white vests are effective without a pastor. A great number of
persons of varied talents preached to
with this style of coat.
them with a view of obtaining the ¡xist.
All went well until lie gave out the
text: “See that ye refuse not him that
speaketh.” Imagine the consternation
the people exjierieneed when he read
out the text in a lofty and commanding
manner. He was unaware of the had­
In spite of Its capacity for hard work, ing he creates!. The jxxiple did the op­
the elephant seldom sleeps more than posite from the text. The young man
four, or occasionally five, hours a day. was not called.
There are eight hundred public baths
In Tokio, which are patronised daily by
three hundred thousand persons. The
charge is about half a cent.
The New Hampshire Historical Soci­
ety has the original patent on a process
for the use of steam In propelling boats.
It was issued to Samuel Morley. March
25, 1795, and was signed by George
Washington.
Twenty year« ago hardly 20 per cen<
of our man-of-war's men were native
born, and not 50 tier ceut even natural­
ised cltlxens. To-day fully 90 per cent
are American citizens, and nearly 70
per cent are American born.
Texas Is the largest State In the
Union, with an area of 266,011 square
miles, and Rhode Island the smallest,
with 1,247 square miles. Texas would
make 213 States as large ns Rhode Isl­
and. and have four hundred square
miles left over, or more than twice as
much as In the District of Columbia.
The Department of Agricuture 1« anx-
lous to encourage the growing of flow­
ers for perfume-making In this country,
and attention Is called to the fact that
conditions In the Southern States, and
particularly in Southern California, are
exceptionally favorable for Industries
of this kind. It Is believed tbut In Cali­
fornia the essential oil, or attar of rosea,
might lie prixluced on an extensive
scale to great advantage.
During the burning of the Standard
Oil Company's tanks at Bayonne. N J.,
July, 1900, an Immense column of
smoke, shaped at the top like an um­
brella, rose into the air. where very
little wind was stirring, to an elevation,
measured by triangulation, of 13.411
feet, or more than two miles and a half
Above the column white clouds formed
In an otherwise cloudless sky. and re­
mained visible for two days, the fire
continuing to burn and the smoke to
rise, After the explosion of a gas oil­
tank flames «hot up to a height of 3.090
feet, and the heat radiated from them
was felt at a distance of a mile and
three-quarter«, where It was more no
tlceable than close to the Are.
Earl Csdoitsn't Immenx EsUU.
Not Lott Entirely.
Miss Maude—No, Mr. Smith, I can
never lie your wife, but I will always
be your sister.
Mr. Smith—I’m afraid, Miss Maude,
that you will not long accord me even
that comfort.
Miss Maude—Oh, don't worry about
that. I have just promised to marry
your brother.
Uses Pe-ru-na
For Colds
A Ix-tter From the Executive Otlh*e of Oregon.
Lighthouse Belli Under Water.
Pe-ru-na is known from the Atlantic tinually in the house. In a recent let­
to the Pacific. letters of congratula­ ter to Dr Hartman he says:
tion and commendation testifying to the
State of Oregon,
merits of Pe-ru-na as a catarrh remedy
Executive liepartment,
ar«* [louring in from every stat«« in the
Salem, May 9, 1898.
union. Dr. Hartman is receiving hun-
dnsis of such letters daily. All classes The P«*-ru-na Medicine Co., Columbus,
Ohio:
writ«* these letters, from the highest to
Dear Sirs—I have had «waxion to
tin* h*west.
Th«» outdoor laborer, the indoor arti­ uxe your Pe-ru-na medicine in my fam­
san, th«» clerk, th«* editor, tin* states­ ily for colds, and it proved to lie an ex­
man, the preacher—nil agn*e that Pe- cellent renwdy. I have not hail <wa-
ru-na is th«* catarrh remedy of the age. sion to use it for other ailments.
Yours very truly,
W. M. Lonl.
The stag«1 and gostrum, ns-ognizing
catarrh as their greatest enemy’, an1
It will lie notice«i that the governor
es|H*eially enthusiastic ill their praise says he has not had occasion to use l’e-
and testimony.
ru-na for
other ailments.
The
Any man w ho w ishes jx'rfei-t health reason for this is, most other ailnwnts
must lx* entirely fiw from catarrh. begin w ith a cold. Using Pe-ru-na to
Catarrh is well-nigh universal; almost promptly cure colds, he protects his
omnipresent.
l’e-ru-na is the only family against other ailments. This is
absolute xaf«*guar«i known. A «add is exactly what every other family in the
U h 1 beginning of catarrh.
To prevent Unite«! States should «io. Keep Pe-ru-
c<dds, to cur«* colds, is to cheat catarrh ' na in the house. Use it for coughs,
out of its victims, l’e-ru-na not only colds, la grippe, and other climatic
cures catarrh, but prevents.
Every affections of winter, and there will lm
household should lx* xu|q>li«*d with this no other ailments in the house. Such
great remedy for <-<iughx, colds and so families should provide themselves w ith
forth.
n copy of Dr. Hartman’s trim lx>ok, en-
The governor of Oregon is an anient tithsi “Winter Catarrh.” Address Dr.
admirer of l’e-ru-na. He keeps it inn-, Hartman, Columbus, Ohio.
The Rev. John M. Harun, the Eng-
li*h balluun expert, insist« that light­
house« should have warning liella under
as well an al»ove water, because in a
Htortn Hound travela further underwater
than through the air.
And They Marveled,
"And what are you making?" wo
asked of the Intelligent Arisan, m wo
admired the play of his brawny uiux-
des.
“Makin'cowcatcher« for milk trains,”
he replied without looking up from his
work.
Whereat wo passed on, marveling
greatly at the intricacies of tmxiern sci­
ence.—Balt ¡more American.
Profits in Altar of Roses.
One of tin1 most profitable products
of Bulgaria is the oil or attar of rores,
w hich amount« to more than $1,090,000
annually. The town of Skipka, where
wax fought the decisive battle of the
Turko-Ruxxian war, on the 7th of
July, 1877, is the center of tin’ rose
gardens.
SEAFARING MEN
/* KNOW THE VALUE OF
/
Motor» lor Eire Eng n •
ROWERS
She—Yon don't mean to nay pro­
fessor, that you have given up all your
studies in the higher mathematics in
order to play golf?
Professor—Yea; I have.
I wanted
something tn discipline my mind.
BRA*®
Wind I'p of Mourning Period.
President Roosevelt’« new horses.
Admiral and General, weigh together
2,350 poumia. The coachman and foot­
man wear red, white and him* cockades
which was the badge worn by Jeffer­
sonian Republicans until 1798.
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
root of Morritoa sirMt,
Can give von
Buggies. Plows.
Win.'mills and
Machinery. See
CATALOGUES FREE
SHOWING PULL ttNE OFfiARHENTS AND HATA
A J TOWEB CO. BOSTON MA55
th« best bargains In
Boilers and Engines,
Pumns and General
us beiore buying«
The Farmer’s First Profit
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
Is made In hla selection of teed.
Bend for
Our
BISHOP
SCOTT ACADEMY
Portland, Oregon. Founded 1S70.
Complete Annual Cata­
logue for 1902, FREE!
It contains full directions for garden
work an<i many useful tables for the
farmer. No one Nells better
,
Beedi« than
'
LAMBKRSON*« 0EIML
J\l Home School for Boys.
Military and Manual Training.
Write for IlhiRtrated Catalogue.
LAMBERSON - Portland, Oregon
ARTHUR C. NEW ILL, Principal
New Year Resolutions
M.&M.ARCS
A Bad Break In Society.
Jack Fortune-Hunt—Yes, she reject­
ed me and all because of a bad break I
made when I wax proposing.
Dick Adams—What was that?
Jack Fortune-Hunter—Oh I told her
she was one in a thousand. She thinks
she's one of the Four Hundred.—Cath­
olic Standard.
Keeley Cure
450
blue relief fiom Ila a or, opium an<l tooaooa
ha bl ta. Band for particulars o
CANDLE POWER.
Keeley Institute,
For Church, Store,
HoUl, II h II, Mircet
Lighting. These
I.AinpN nre «afe. eco-
nomv'Rl htk I relin-
bl»* see what user«
think of them i»y
ad dre*Ming
tlorny-tlsndcd.
BIG MONEY FOR AGENTS
Selling my good« under new plan. A
tried article that Bella on its merit. Write
(pick for particulara and exclnaive ter­
ritory.
Ixx k Box 006, Portland, Or.
C. W. LORD,
Portland, Or.
When the lalxir organizations turned
out the other day several well known
politicians were seen in their ranks.
“Didn't know those fellows be­
longed," said a querolous onlooker.
“Oh yen,” said a man of informa-
tion,—‘‘they’re members of the Wi re­
workers' Union.”—Indianapolis New a.
N. P. N. 17.
No. 5-1WO9.
HKN writing ta> advertiaera pleas«
mention th Ta paper«
W
Hu One Chance.
“Goodness! I do hope our young
minister won't marry that Miss Strong­
mind.”
“I didn't think you t<xik so much
interest in him ax to care very much."
“I’m thinking of myself, that's all.
If he marries her he'll never have a
chance to talk except from the pulpit,
and •k»n we’ll suffer.”—I’hiladel-
To Cure Hi« m merer«.
It Is «aid that «tammerera rarely. If pl la Pre««.
ever, «how any Impediment of speech
when speaking In whisper« On this
fact a new method of treatment haa
been advocated, which is as follows:
For the first ten day« «[waking Is pro­
hibited. Till« will allow rest to the
voice and con«tltut<*« the preliminary
stage of treatment During the next
ten days speaking 1« permissible In the
whispering voice, and. In the course of
the next fifteen days, the ordinary con­
versational tone may tie gradually em­
ployed.
___________
Knolvn and solvn
ivhereber good crops
are grolpn.
Sold everywhere.
¡got /in»ual FK/'E.
d . m .
rganv a co.
Detroit.
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taata rood. Fat
like candy. They
remove any bad taste In the mouth, leav­
ing the breath e* • • t and perfumed. It Is
a pleaerure to take them, and they ar«
liked especially by children.
aweeten the stomach by cleansing th«
mouth, throat and food channel.
That
means, they stop undigested food from
souring in the stomach, prevent Kas form­
ing in the bowels, and kill disease germs
of ar y kind that breed and feed in ths en­
tire system.
are purely vegetable and contain no men.
curial or other mineral poison. They con­
sist of the latest discoveries In medicine,
and form a combination of remedies un­
equaled to make th** blood purr and rich
and make clean skin and beautiful com­
plexion.
tone the etomach and bowels and stir up
the laxy liver. They do not merely soften
ths atools and < au«e their discharge, but
strengthen the bowels and put them into
lively, healthy condition, making their ac­
tion natural.
newer grip nor gripe They art quleOy. pos-
Itlveiy and never cause any kind of uncom­
fortable fueling Taken regularly they make
the liver act regularly and naturally as it
should They keep the sewerage of the body
properly moving and keep the system dean.
Increase the flow of milk In nursing moth­
ers. If the mother eats a tablet. It makee
her milk mildly purgative and has a mild
but certain effect on the baby In this way
they are the only safe laxative for th«
nursing Infant.
taken patiently, persistently, will curs any
form or cor tipatlon. no matter how old or
how >ften other remedies have faHed They
are absolutely guaranteed to cure ary case,
or purchase money will be cheerfully re­
funded.
cost Idr. Tw' fiftr a b< x Rsmptes «ent fre«
for the asking We publish no testimonials
but sell (’aecarets on their merit under ab­
solute guarantee to cure. Buy and fry a
box to-day. or write us for free samples
and booklet.
A44rw* STftRLiac srw«»r cw, run**«« er wvw Tess.
CASTORIA
An Interesting exhibit at the Smith­
sonian Institution 1« an old German
clock that was ticking about fifteen
years before the birth of the great
American republic. It keeps good time
and la 1-44? years old. It la made of (
hard wood and the work was all done
by hand. Every piece of the mechan­
ism la highly polished, and It fa put to­
gether with hand wrought rivets of
brass. The parts show very little wear
and the time piece la so carefully con­
structed that It does not vary a second
in time during twenty four hours.
The year’s court mourning for the
late Queen Victoria will come to an
end on January 22. If the opening of
parliament should take place, as is ex­
pected, on the following day, it will la
the first full state i-ercmoniial functirn
The threat Food Mt a pie.
of the new reign. On the opening day
Rice forms a larger part of humin
of the season the king will I* accom­
panied by the queen and by all tl • food than the product of any other on«
members of the royal family who may plant being the diet of India. China,
and the Malayan Islands aud occupy­
he then in England.
ing a place on the tables of 00 per cent
of the Inhabitant« of the civilized
fia» Vottd Msny Ytart.
One may safely venture the ■»-
John fitnink. of Strond-bnrg. Pa . world
that Hno.mm.ûno [M^>pie eat rica
93 years old. failed to vote at the fall sertlon
day in the year—New York
élection for the fir*t time rince he le- every
came of âge. and tben only becaure I is PreM
admiro« tbo
«on wan unable to drive with bim ■ n
Ever remark how ■
a
n day V ’
-
• * ’b"b boy who ewna bln?
h 14 mues from his hoir,«.
President Rooievelt’» Horse».
The first tow n in England to do away
with horses at the fire stations is Ec­
cles. Mayor F. Smith has supplied the j
engine houses with powerful little mo-'
tors, which were prove«! successful in
every wiv. The engine carries five
men, four ladders, 390 yards of hose. I
OILED CLOIIIINC two standpipes and other appliances,
It is driven by a seven horse power
IT WILL
ojKEEP YOU DRY double cylinder water cooler engine
IN THE
fitted with variable ignition.
An Old Timepiece.
The Real Thin}.
in His Family
and Crip.
CAPITOL BUILDING, SALEM, OREGON.
Best Monument to McKinley.
There han been much planning
suitable niemoriatln to William
Kinley. There could lx> no more
propriate tribute paid to his memory
than the completion of a trans-isthmian
canal, which in his last public utter­
ance he advix-ated an a project essential
to the full success of trade expansion.
The canal when built should stand a« a
monument to the far sighted president
who did more than any other man to
make its coutsruction necessary.—
National Magazine for December.
GOVERNOR OF OREGON
Some idea of E.irl t'a<l‘-_’.in'x wealth
m«_v be gathered from the fact that
some 13 or 14 year« ago he expend««! a
quarter million pounds on the purcha-e
of the Cui ford estate, in Suffolk, nl
the reliuilding of the holies. Shortly
after this he presented an extensive sit«*
in Chelsea, know n as Bbs’klands, to the
Guinne-x trust, for tin* ens-tion of
worknien'x dwellings.
It is probable
tb.it during tbc next few years bis
wealth will be doublisi.
ln Use For Over 30 Years.
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will be paid fa anv reader of thia paper who will rs.
port to us any attempt of rctotitutwn, or Mia of
'• »omethiSf juat as good” when Cascareta ar» «allsd
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