The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904, November 16, 1901, Image 9

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Cauatiss HiP'hl^as.
Saif Rheum,
Before I give my congent
engagement to n.y daughter. what 11
annual income?”
Vthll® ,lr at0. J;
It may become chronic.
It mav cover the body with
^.re, inflamed« burning, itching, be
■alinfl patches and cause intense el
g. 1’. Li- been kn >wn to ed
¿0 F '1 ■
the’7"hmm ?nd
,O ,h'8 *«»><«
income wh: h 1 rrot .
to settle on her which w :. t _ *
'e88ir- T^s-that is if you don't
Life
runt p*’riod ’»
■
«■
A
-
» thousand app.- t.-h. s this perfectly
natural change without experiencing
a tram of very annoying and some­
times painful symptoms.
hot flashea sending
the blood .urging to the heart until it
Street-Car p«„ to,
seems ready to burst, ami the faint
tlttes^lm“. man
8 pa88 whlch en' feei ng that follows, i
sometimes with
..... going to
on th
V‘rry hls dog with him chills, as if the heart : were
ah?? »
1 car8' The >ldss 18 in the atop for good, are symptoms of ! a dan-
rh P k . "if a,pho,o<r*Ph of the dog. on
h. .a
°f *hi' h >8 al> order, signed
by th. superintendent of the lines di­
rect in : the conductors of all cars to
Permit the dog to ride. The dog—a
”O»ton terrier—is known to nearly
all the conductors, and it is rarely
necessary for the owner to show his
order.
•
Po not delay treatment.
Thoroughly cleanse the system
pf the humors on which this
ybjient dej'ends and prevent their
jetuni.
-hs m«s!icine taken by Mrs. Ida E. Ward,
..‘,f JViut. Md.. » a« Hmxl a Sarsaparilla
■ wriie«: " 1 bad * diaagreeable itching on
,^>s which 1 concluded was salt rheum
f bagan ta*>"* H’ ’’l ' «»«»Parilla and in
Lo.lsf»,e,t
11 WM not lo"« b«fore
cured »nd 1 have never bad any skin
4ises»e sine«-
flood’s Sarsaparilla
Th« Distinctions.
I could never see." remarked the
promises to cure and keeps the Sabbatarian, caustically, "wherein the
'sacre l concert' differs from the ordln
promise-
It is positively une- ary
concert."
quale 1 i"r
cutaneous eruptions. i-
,hat 8 simple enough ”
plied M aggs.
Take it.
"It Is?"
A Favorite Spot.
Certainly. The 'sacred concert’ is
yiss Dusnap (disgustedly).—This given on Sundays only."—Philadel­
U me sixth jug I have hooked into phia Press.
wd pulled up.
Sweet Revenge.
Hr.
Beitwhistle
(confidently)—
Diggs And you arn't going away
Good! That shows that this must be
a pretty fine place to fish.—Brooklyn on a vacation this summer?
Daggs—You bet I’m not; my land­
E«le-
_________
lord said, if 1 closed up the house and
There i. more Catarrh in this section of the went away he should charge me rent
-ry ih»n »11 other <b-< «*.«-. pul together, just the same, and I'm going to stay
, 1 uot-l ‘be 1Mt f' * T*»r»
’.-o««d to be
. ra> e. For e great nistiy ver« doctor, pro- at home to get even with him.—
' ,... 1 it » I«s-»1 dl.ea-e, end prescribed local Ohio State Journal.
..... «: 4 If constantly failing to cure
, , cal treatment, pronounced it incurable,
i
has proven catarrh to be aconstitu-
□uxsldt- a-e. and therefore require«constltu.
• nal tr -a'in.-nt. Hall'e < ara-rh Cure, man-
, r- t I v F. J. Cheney A Co . T edo, Ohio,
s
. constitutional cureon the market,
nn taken internally in doses from 10 drops to
st-'kat ■ .’nful. It acts directly <n the blood
ous surfaces of t tie st 'tern. They offer
hundred dollars for any case it falls to
,,-e ~ ud ior cirt ular-. and testimonials. Ad­
d-ess
F J <111.XEY A CO., Toledo, O.
Change of
To Fit New Conditions.
i
In a baseball game near Boston
the ostrich swallowed the ball.”
' That would appear to necessitate
a change in the language of the
game."
“What change?”
“Out in a fowl."—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
gerons, nervous trouble. Those hot
fl.t»hes are just so many calls from
nature for help. The nerves are cry­
ing out for assistance. The cry should
’* heeded in time. Lydia E. Pink­
hams Vegetable Compound was pre­
pared to in<-et the needs of woman s
system at this trying period of her life.
it builds up the weakened nervous
system, and enables a woman to pass
that grand change triumphantly.
“ I was a very sick woman, caused
by Change of Life. I suffered with hot
flitches. and fainting spells.
I was
afraid to go on the street, my head and
biuk troubled me so. 1 was entirely
cured by Lydia F. Pinkham s Vegeta­
ble i >m lound."
Mils J kxmk N obu ,
5010 Keyser St., Germantown, Pa.
SEATS OF MONA^'HS.
km« Edward and I'aar Nichela« Haw
Several Koval Chain.
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
ARE YOU AMBITIOUS?
Great Britain has no distinctive and
exclusive throne. Instead, there are
four the wooden chair, with the slab
of s. b li stone. In \Vestui'.n»ter A 1» y.
w hich has served as the coronation »eat
of the monarchs of this realm for seveu The Best Way to Improve Spare
centuries, the sumptuous chair of state
Moments.
in the House of Lords; the chair on
which the late Queen sat when holding
You cannot get up in the world
a ilrawlng r » iu in Bucklngliam Palace,
and the gilt arm chair at Windsor, lu without making an effort, and that
w hich the sovereign sits to receive let- eff it must I«« well directed. Make
up your mind what you want to be
an.! never give up until you have ac­
complished it. Even oue hour a day
wisely applied to study will not only
give you a better education, but will
raise you to a higher position iu life.
Untold advancement in education
has been made by the inauguration of
t’ie correstHindeuce syst m
Nowa- i
.lays no on»« within reach of a post­
office h is any excuse for lacking a
good education. Such education la
now within the reach of «’very young
man at
soman in the Paclflc North­
west We give Instruction by mail—
a method of teaching which has
proied abundantly satisfactory. Wit
ness the responsible positions held
by thousands of those »ho have ob
talned a large part of their education
by eorrespondem-e.
We offer you a
choice of is studies arrange I tn the
following courses
Commercial (In
eluding Bookkeeping. Stenography,
eti .) Mathematical. Historical Eng
lisli a:i I S. ¡entitle, and Ancient and
Modern l.angmu-' N Our field is llm
Ited to the Pacific Coast, thus enab ,
ling us to give quick returns am! the
closest attention to the Individual stu |
dent. For all information address
Success Is Yours if You
Want It.
Pacific Coast
Corresponden-e Institute
Portland. Oregon.
B ritain ' s coronation chair .
ters of credence or recall from foreign
envoys, or accord audience to dusky
potentates.
The Cxar of Russia Is even more di­
versely throne«!. Each of n dozen
chairs of state are at various times
styled the Russian throne. The two
most remarkable are the chairs of Ivan
the Terrible and the one lu St. George's
Hall of the Winter Palace at St. Pe­
tersburg. Tin- former Is of turquoises.
In the back alone there are 10,000 of
i these gems. The other chair Is of cost-
i l.v woods, with Ivory ami gold, richly
Jeweled, and enitmsa«Ml with the Im-
i perial eagle. The seat Is of ermine, and
I the arms are Ivory tusks.
Further east. In Teheran, the Shah
«ilsplnys himself on a white marble
throne, loote«l from 1 >elhl In 173». It is
of Ivory, overlaid with gold, and ablaze
j with gems. Its value being estlmaled at
oi er £1,000,000,
Write at orfítf, ra tlila id
appear next wteh.
will not
THE STAR OF STARS
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
foolof UorrUoa Sirsau
Can give you the beat luirvain« In
holier« ami En<nie«,
Pumi)* ani General
See ud betöre buying.
_’w’ •' ■ •<>* ■
Will mi IN an«i
Machinery.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
sosti AM, q|t| ( H4
A
t
ho 4 i school for boys
* WVWxftTrt
*_
Mil FART ANO MlNtfll t P AIN INC
*
AiC NFwill .SSlriCI»’»
MITCHELL, LEWIS
& STAVER CO.
POR1LA*D.
n .
...Columbia University...
ORIOOM.
No. «<i
r. 8. r.
AcaJemk and Collegiate Halls.
iwoi .
I \ ’ H b. \ writhif t«h A<tverti»«ra plea«»
H meiNti >u this papers
•
a
Cututurrvia],
1 am h I iternrs Sclenlltic and
For I'articular* apply to
REV. E. P. MURPHY, President,
University Park, Portland, Orefon.
hl ABL1SIU.I» 1»7U.
IXUOKPORATKP IM*
G. P. RUMMEUN & SONS.
Stcoi d St., Ndtnr Washlngioi, Portland, Orason.
Thtt Lending
nnd Relinblo furriort ot
tho
Northwaat.
Fur < oat« UapVN. Collarette*. Ht»«*, Elu . Made in «Il tl e Fashionable lura.
Fur Tritniniiiffa.
Kobe« and Kuga
Bend fur Catalogue.
f^iTirs rvm' deled and repaired. Write ua.
Why Pay High Prices?
lor \\ VICHI
I HA MON I S an<l .»E\V El RV when von can boy un-
rttltHunetl pietist»« for Amount of Monev lxmned with intereat at the
Portland Uoan Office, ’VIÄ t ÄÄTSSU««
J«‘wsli« st V p. r c-tit lower llisn si sny Jewelry siorr in Porilan<i.
Side Show Oouip.
She Believed Him.
Reekie»»
"The Armless Wonder Is n cute
First Bullfrog (swimming)—I sea
Wigg—She is very susceptible to
Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
one."
your husband enjoying a stroll on tbe
flattery.
"What's he been up to now?"
A wife is either a man's best pos­
Seek Protection from Extortion.
Wiigg I should say so. I once told beach.
"Sent a specimen of his writing,
session or his very worst.
Second Bullfrog (swimming wor­
don«« with Ids to«» to a woman,who her sh<> was as sweet as honey, anil
Eight hundred residents In South
Poor Child.’*
would you believe- If the very ried! Yes. ami It's right after din­
makes a hllHirt'HS of r<‘!s-’lni! « barile-
London have joined a tenants' protec­ St Jacobs Oil for Chest Colds. Bronchitis,
"You've got a little brother," said
ter from handwriting. But shi* war next da> sin« bail hives.—Philadel­ ner whereas. he knows perfectly
tive league, started a few weeks ago,
Croup and Pleurisy.
the nurse at breakfast. "He was
well he should never go out of the
Sh»» wrote 1i u«-k that h<* phia Re« ord.
cut«*, too
"to enable vcekly tenants to combine
water until two hours after eating.—
must bi ♦ Ik’ft handed. Philadelphia
An outward application for bronchi­ born last night.”
for self-P c
tion against the extor-
Brooklyn Eagle.
Really." said Tommy. "And laut
"
Polka
Dot
Kevelstion
"
al
difficulties
is
many
times
far
more
Bulletin.
tionste and illegal demands of land­
night was Sunday. Poor kid!”
Bishop
W
A.
(
’
handler
has
been
effective
than
syrups,
cough
mixtures,
lords and rate collectors, and tor pro­
Potieiilon 1» Everything.
"Why do you say that?"
Louis soutlmru
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth­ talking to th«- Si
vision of the necessary legal assist­ cod liver oil. etc., simply because it
"Cause his birthday won't do him
Ethel
Oh .mamma. It's awful hot
Methodist
ministers
on
the
higher
penetrates
through
to
the
direct
cause,
ing
Sy
nip
tlie
Is-st
remeily
to
use
ior
tbeir
ance.''
chiId r- n during ihe iM-lhlng period.
criticism uml th«- tendency to ritual ! here In the sun.
which is, as a rule, an accumulation any good. Sunday s a holiday, any-
Mother Well, why don't you move,
Ism in the« church. He deprecates |
of matter or growth tightly adhered how."—Philadelphia Press.
Pure Blood. Beautiful Complexion
A Boe Motive.
Ethel—’Cails«* I got here first,
special musical programmes ami paid
Gehend In hand, one impossible without the to the bronchial tubes.
A Waste of Hospitality.
ether, en i tin- best. quick-rt, easiest bhexi
St. Jacob's Oil, possessing as it does
Von Blumer I didn't come down choirs and soloists. Th«« higher crit­ dear?
j.iiritn-r io a-' sr-t. « sndy I ’stilarti«-. Ail drug those wonderful penetrating powers,
Mrs. Hermitage (of Drearydale)—I
to
this hotel over Sunday io spend icism . he declares, insists on a "sort
fiste, Iw, - c. -C«.
Youth Venut Age.
enables it to loosen these adhesions believe I will invite the Gothams cut
th«' night dancing or th«' «lay In of polka dot re«velatlon.”
Mr.
Boreutn (dyapetlcally)—My
and to induce free expectoration. from the city to spend Sunday with
playing golf, or tho Interval In talk
An Insuperable Obstacle.
Uertiiiifi nth i tit«.1
»<• : hm
n. rvoiiiiirv
dear. I can last«* that lemon pl«* that
Cases have been known where expec­ us. Oscar.
Ing to a lot of Idiots.
ilio
lift, -t ’ nt I-tv - I». -fl1’ K line - « .rent \« r»«
"What foolish things they do > say torations have been examined after
Hermitage (hopelessly! — What's
Mrs. Von Blumer (Indignantly) — II. -D r«-r Ji« II.I tor FIC Iti: 9'2.00 tri.nl i .«file an.I trual w«* had at dinner yesterday, tonight.
about the Rockfeller fortune. Here
1
sei I'n H ll hLiNt. I.tel VAI An l>St.. Piulad«'l|>Uia»l,a
the
use.
Mary?
Willie Boreum (longingly)—Gee!
They
don't
want
to
St. Jacob's Oil has been applied, and
No. of course mq’ Th«« only thing
is someone who claims that if it : was the exact formation was clearly shown buy a suburban cottage..—Boston
1 wish I could Boston Herald.
vou care about Is getting r«’sted.—
Accnratc Description.
in 11 bills it would encircle the where the adhesions had been remov­ Journal.
Puck.
An Important Point.
earth."
"What klml of a cover la this on
ed or pulled off the bronchial tubes.
Well, wouldn’t it?”
Accounting for It.
your umbrella?" aulii the> inquialtlve
"There Is no doubt that thia scheme
All irritation of the delicate mucous
"Of course not. How would you membrane of the bronchae is quickly
friend.
will pay." said the promoter.
"It may be merely fancy," remark
get them across the ocean?"—Cleve­ removed by the healing and soothing ed Mrs. Seldom Holme, "but since my
"Well,” answered th«> unblushing
“Yes." answered the purchaser of
In ltJTO the Dutch possessed 00 tons
land Plain Dealer.
person, "Judging by the« way It came the stock. 1 suppose so. But who Is
properties of St. Jacob's Oil. In cases husband commenced drinking the wa­ out of every 10O afloat. Now they own
into
my
possession,
and
th«*
way
it
to get the money?" Washington Star.
of croup and whooping cough in child­ ter from that iron spring he has l'-j tons out of each hundred.
probably depart, 1 should call It
ren St. Jacob's Oil will be found super­ seemed to be ten times as obstinate
One Woman Rescued From Death a will changeable
The
sun
’
s
diameter
decreases
at
the
silk."—Exchange.
as he used to be.”
ior to any other remedy.
by Another.
know
Its
' Perhaps," suggested Mrs. Nexdoor. rate of five miles In a e«-ntury.
St. Jacob's Oil is for sale through­
|
‘
is<»'s
t
’
urs
for
Consumption is an infnl
out the world, It is clean to use—not "the water is tinctured with pig present diameter is siui . inhi miles.
"If it bad not Is-en for one of my libi«- inrdu-ine for coughs ami colds N
at all greasy or oily, as its name iron?"—Chicago Tribune.
There are twenty eight pounds of friends 1 would not Is' here to tell W .- ami n. Ocuan Grove, N. J , Feb. 17,
A Pennsylvania Giant.
might imply, For rheumatism, gout,
basi.
blood In the body of an average grown the tale. ”
What
Did
She
Do?
cramp,
pleurisy.
sciatica,
neuralgia,
William Lippincott, the heaviest
up
(>ersot^
and
nt
each
pulsation
tin-
Tlies«- were the words of Mi»s Fran­
Starting Out I air.
Miss Prism—Don't let your dog bite heart moves ten pounds.
man in Bucks county, Pennsylvania, lumbago, sore throat, bronchitis, sore­
ces Hathaway, <d No. -ll<’> Pine street,
weighs 479 pounds, but offers to out­ ness. stiffness, bruises, toothache, me, little boy.
Arclii«*—Say lire you our new
Houses which are damp because of Kalamazoo, Mich., whose interview
Little Boy—He won’t bite, ma’am.
dance any man who will try conclu­ headache, backache, feetache, pains
nurse?
Miss Prism—But he is showing his proximity to undrahied land may be is publishisl in the llollund, Mich.,
sions with him on the waxed floor. in the chest, pains in the back, pains
Nurse—Yes, dear.
limbs,
in
the
shoulders,
pains
in
the
Times.
teeth.
rendered more luibltaI>!«■ by planting
Not long ago he allowed a young man
Arcchi«-—Well, 1 wunt to tell you
and
all
bodily
aches
and
pains
it
has
Little boy (with pride)—Certainly the laurel and the sunflower near them.
"It is really remarkable that I did
to hit Ins hardest whej-e his (Lip­
now
that I'm one of the siys t hat
Safe.
no
equal.
It
acts
like
magic,
he is, ma'am; and if you had as good
pincott's) waist should be.
The
A hotel lamlloril In St. Isiuls has es not lose my life,” ahe said. "When you will have to manage by kindness,
sure and never failing.
teeth as he, you'd show 'em, too.”—
young man broke his arm.
I was Hi years old was taken ill. 1
tabllshed curfew regulations In hls
so you’ll Is-tter get some sponge cake
Tld-Bits.
was pale an«i weak and grew easily
house. Promptly at 10 o'chx k nt night
and oranges right away.
tired
and
the
family
doctor
seemed
Not So Bad.
the curfew rings, and guests nt that
unable to In-Ip Ine at nil."
A Terrible Mistake.
Mrs. Housekeep—Oh, Bridget, you time are expected to turn out the lights
“Didn’t you try any other physi­
haven't really broken that piece of and go to bed.
"Sir,” sal«! the Indignant customer
cians?
”
asked
the
newspaper
man.
Severest Oh. my! That's the worst
A Luxurious Traveler.
Owing to competition with S[>nlii.
"Yes, but they did not help me to th«* proprietor, "I have u complaint
thing you could have broken in the
to make.
Italy
ami
Northern
Africa,
where
labor
Cecil Rhodes never does anything
either.
My parents tried various
Must Boar Signature of
whole house!
"What Is the trouble?”
Iby halves. When he came over to
Bridget—Faith, Oi’m glad to hear it Is ch«-H|>er. French farmers are aban­ remedies ami treiipnent but I only
"I ordered ice cream soda, sir, and
England by the fast mail from Africa,
wasn't the best, mum!—Philadelphia doning the cultivation of olive groves. kept getting worse. By the lime I when 1 atlrred It up I fouml li e cream
t*sides other specially provided com­
In the department of Marseilles alone was 11* years <dd 1 was thin and blocsl- In it. Don't let it occur again, sir.”
Press.
forts. he was accompanied by his own
Survivor of San Jacinto Battle.
within six months 40,(*>0 olive trees less as a ghost. "
chef, his own poultry and his own
Thrown from His Cab and Kilied.
"What <li«l the doctors cull your
were uprooted.
James Monroe Hill, of Austin, Tex.,
Fatiguing,
cow.
Soo f ac-Stmlla Wrapper Haiow.
is one of the few survivors of the
The following is a most interesting
It has been calculated that the hair of disease?” in«|uired the reporter.
Mr. l'athlot- This
country has
battle of San Jacinto, which assured and, in one respect, pathetic tale:— the beard grows at the rate of lVj lines
“They said my l«lo«sl had turmsl maintained n standing army for Vary small aa4 as easy
Easy.
Mr. J. Pope, 42 Ferrar Road, Streat
te taka as eagasu
"Which would you rather. Tommy, to Texas its independence. He was
a week. This will give a length of (R*j to water anti I hail anaemia. 1 felt many, many years.
Hls Wife—Goodness sake, Henry!
dri-adful. It wnsalHiut this time that
be born lucky or rich? asked Unde born in Georgia, and is a cousin of the ham, England, said:
Inches
In
the
course
of
s
year.
For
a
late United States Senator Benjamin
"Yes, poor chap, he is gone, dead—
Miss Huntley advised me to try Dr. Thvy ought to be dreadfully tired!"—
Tredway.
horse bolted, thrown off his seat on man 80 years of age, no less than 27 Williams Pink Pills for Pule People, Ohio State Journal.
DI
"Both." replied Tommy, sententious- H. Hill, of that state.
his cab he was driving and killed— feet of beard must hai.- fallen before
b'.—Detroit Free Pi ess.
ns she had In-« n curtsl of a somewhat
V h ; Hr Thought So.
poor chap, and a good sort too. mate. the edge of the razor.
Echo of the Ceneui.
similar trouble by their use I bought
“I see that a steamer ran into a It was him, you see, who gave me that
The total number of copies of news a Lox ami before I ha«l taken all the
Of Course.
"So
your
name is Paddy O'Nara.
school of whales off the Lower Cali half bottle of St. Jacob's Oil that papers pr!nte<1 throughout the world In pills I fouml that tiny were doing me Are you skilled?”
Is that Mrs. Brown of Boston?”
made
a
new
man
of
me.
'Twas
like
"Atn I phwat?”
"1 dunno her name, but she s Bos­ fornia coast. 1 s pose it was a school this: me and Bowman were great ' one year Is estimated at 12,000.000,000. gootl. My ap|«-tite increa»«-«! ami th«-
of oratory."
"Are you up In your occupation?”
ton bred.”
friends. Some gentleman had given To print these requires 781.200 tons of ’ healthy cohjr In-gan to show in my
"Why so?”
"No. Oi'm down. Ol'm a coal mln
Then she's brown, of course.”—
paper.
Tin«
oldest
newspaper
la
said
him
a
bottle
of
St.
Jacob's
Oil
which
cheeks
mid
lips.
I
continued
to
us««
"They were all spouting."—Cleve­
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
had done him a lot of good; he only to Is* tlie Kln-Pau of Pekin, which has the pills until I l«a«l taken fifteen er, sor.”—Exchange.
land Plain Dealer.
used half the bottle, and remembering is-en published continually for over 1,- L..xcs when 1 found myself entirely
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
luly'» Women Lawyer.
Outlet for Much Fresh Water.
that I had been a martyr to rheuma 000 years.
Will They Take Expert Teitimony ?
......... I.”
Hlgnorlna Teresa Laborloll Is the
tism and sciatica for years, that I had
The Detroit river is the outlet of the
“Have you ever hail any return of first woman lawyer In Italy She has
lu Tennessee and Georgia the peanut
“They are investigating that young literally tried everything, had doctors
freatest body of fresh water in the
IN WET WEATHER
th«- troulile?" nr.ked th«- r«-port«-r.
passed her examination with honors,
•orld.
aggregating 82.000 square doctor Who kissed the pretty nurse and all without benefit, I became dis Is known as a g<sil»er. In Alabama and
"No;
never
a
bit.
I
cannu£
re-
in
the
hospital.
”
but.
as
sh<*
does
not
desire
to
advo
the
Western
Gulf
States
a
ground
i>en.
couraged,
and
looked
ufron
it
that
■Iles of lake surface, which iu turn
"All the testimony is oral. I Blip- there was no help for me. Well," said In the Southeast of the I'nlte«! States nicmls-r a time when I was as strong i cat«* the "n«*w woman" she determine
drain 125,000 square miles of land.
WEARS
pose?”—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Pope, “You may not believe me, for and In the West Indies a pl tidal or p!n- i«n«l h< nlthv as now. I know that Dr. ' ed not to practice.
it Is a miracle, but before I had used rtar. and In various parts of England a Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People
Under Control.
|\ Timely Hint.
Hu Antwer.
the contents of the half bottle of St
save«! my l>f<- ami I I«« lie««- that no
The Count—Your daughter, madam,
jurnut. an earth nut or a manila nut.
_
__
"Pa.” said Willie, looking up from
Every married
man should join Jacob's Oil which poor Bowman gave
' other medicine ciHiid have dime so.”
she is perfectly willing to have
To drive ants from the lawn fine < <>al
M.
some good society—the society of his me. I was a well man. There it is,
Anaemia is not th«- only «liseiue bin book, "What's the ’Spirit of ’76,’
The Mother—Yes; she is very du­ wife and children for instance.—Chi­ you see, after years of pain, after us­ ashes sprinkled atsiut th«- burrows of I which succtimis* to the potent influ­ anyway?”
ing
remedies.
oils,
embrocations,
auts
will
cause
them
to
leave.
Ashes
"Spirit of ’7fi.” hls pa replied, "I
tiful.
cago News.
ence of Dr. Williams' Link Pills for
horse liniments, and spent money on may is- used on the lawn w Itbout Injury
Pal«- People. They are an unfailing giK-ss that’s any twenty five year old
doctors without getting any better. I to the grass
Rifted ashes are la-st. specific for such diseases as l«s-o- whiskey.”- Philadelphia Press.
was completely cured in a few days.
but those fresh from the stove, shaken motor ataxia, partial paralysis, Ht.
I bought another bottle, thinking the
Artificial Mean«.
WATERPROOF
pain might come back, but it did not. from the stove shovel, will answer the Vitus' «lance, sciatica, neuralgia,
Elaine—Dl«l you notice the mean I
CLOTHING «
so I gave the bottle away to a friend purpose very well.
I rheumatism, nervous h«-adache, the way that Smythe girl sneered at tny |
I '
SMKR OB TfLgUW
who had a lame back. I can't speak
The philosopher Confucius, writing of after < ff<« ts of the grip, palpitation of n«-w hat?
NIL
KEEP
YOU
NT
NOTHM
USÉ WIL
pain-
too highly of this wonderful
the great Chinese Empenir Yu. said i thebeart. pah- and »allow complex­
Gladys—Yes; but those sneers wer«* TAKE MO 3UMTITUTEO CATALOGUES FOSE ,
killer.”
that all hls efforts couhl l>e summarise«) ions and all forms of weakness either oniy artificial means.—Ohio State 1 JHOWIHÚ FULL UNE OftASMINTi ANDHAT5'
A J TOWER CO 6O3TQN.MA53.4a
In the creation of canals. They were in male or h-inale. Tln-y are s«dd Journal.
An L'ncalculabsg Hero.
, The diaeaaea most fcarc 1 are those whit h are
‘an effe«-tive means of dimln -king the by all druggists or direct from Dr.
Contracted.
Helen—Oh. he is not at all mercen­
“merited — handed down from generation to gen-
destructive action of torreuts ami avoid­ WilUams* M< dieine ('<>., S-h«-n<«-tiuly,
ary.
"Oh. I don’t know,” remarked the
*r,i> n, and family to family. By far the most
N.
Y.
Price
&U
cents
|«r
box
;
six
ing
inundations,
an«l
at
the
same
time
_ Rut he doubtless knows that
optimist. “After all. you’ll find the
•“struttive of these is Cancer, which fin Is the
boxes, f‘2,50.
nfforded a source of Irrigate n.
you are worth two millions.
Fratest number of its victims amor.g the children
milk of human kindness.”
Helen—Yes. but he says he would
"Huh"’ grunted the cynic. "What
•fl* R'and-children of those whose blood was tainted
.
Pottofficrt and Population.
’ r
• worth
Women tn <»l«1 Egypt.
•Uh this dreadful malady. Y'ou mar carrv this poison in the blood for years, but
you do fin«l Is unually the condensed
At the close of the fiscal year of variety.”—Philadelphia Press.
M the tritai powers begin to wane a slight b-aue or cut wart or mole, sore or but a mile and a half.—Judge.
The religious Egyptian believed hls
P/tnple mar «ievelop into Cancer. Fmm middle life to old age is the time when
ulterior happiness ami bis everlasting 11*00 th««r«- were 7f-.t'»kX poatofflces In
fce Slumbering poison is most apt to break out, a sore or ulcer often degenerating
yoe baren « • rM«U»r. heahhr m.*r.a.n« <X «M
A Real Wonder.
Heard Nothing of the War.
union with tbe divinities in the eternal ! tho Unit« ! Htatea, or one to «-very
ST. „.„d.r.r-u re.ua««.Uli.. Kw r«ew
. 1008 Inhabitants.
®to Cancer, and Tumors become more progressive and ulcerate through the skin,
s,.», ■
.«Mi be «rell ►"«<». lb «be.ri.ierf
Bill
_
Have
you
seen
that
woman
world
to
Is-
wholly
dependent
ti|»>n
hls
Sven
Hedln.
the
explorer,
reached
«harp «hooting pains causing the most intense suffering.
»1«. .«.« !.«,*...... Pill pctemi «• «I.'.frn-U» fbe
pero-r« e.f rf wetees«*e
«T.arkhllk In the heart of China, last .e. • ««,»« .Ml»««
The Cancer patent naturali vg-
d '.-!«>□ 1« nt ». on< after another the nsud lightning change artist at the thea­ proparatl« ns twforeliand. arid with
Just About,
e«m«i«
«
.»r
.i««i
«.«eaa ia leva»«
April, without hearing of the troubles
**e-iies fail, and the »ore shows no si;n of healing. The impurities that have ter?
these tbe w ife hail much to do. Khe
Uncle Jason (at the aee.afde hole!)
Jill—No. Is ahe good?
a cumulating in the system, perhaps for generations, cann4 De enminated n-r
was. In fart, as tbe mother of bls chil­ - What's the difference between the In the eastern part of the empire. He
CANDV
Bill Great' Why. ahe puts on her
found the Chines«* polite and obllg
'be p ’ Joned blood made pure bv salves, w.ash« s and plasters. The pr. .per treatm« nt
CATHARTIC
^a
dren.
hls
savior
ami
liberator,
for
non««
American and Europ« an plans, John? I Ing.
bonnet
In
lean
than
fifteen
minutes.
* to punfy and build up the blood, remove the cau»e, when the «ore < r u. er h a.
but a son --ould pray for the father's I Galey oh' about the same <!lff««r-
S. S. S. g'res directly —Yonkers Statesman
soul on Its way to paratllse. and she ' < nee as i>«-tw«-« u unbezxlement an«l
-kr J. y Arnold, of Greenwood. 8. C., writes:
A into the blood, destroys
Summer Resolution»
was entitle-l to and received hls hom­ robbery—Puck.
ar ulcer came, just under the left eye. It began the virus, stops the for­
Another Trad. by David
Jar«a4lni>
worse rapidly, destroying the mation of Cancerous
age and loyal obedience.
In th«»se
•¡an
known
as
David
genti*
T**“ as It went. As Cancer is hereditary in my fami.y cells and cleanses the
Th«
Too Much lor Hrr.
days the ”grar mar«- was the better
“•«■emo thoroughly alarmed, consulting the beet phy- «-.stetn of impurities.
Hanim Stopped the dr-aeon on the
•'Yes.
Mrs.
Bonncer wanted to s»-n«l
and taking many blood medicines, nene of
borse,”
ami
she
was
treated
accord
road.
kui« rtltof ho*
oflui« aa l t«> ><«»>
nich did me any good, when one cf our leading What w-e sav of S. S. 8.
h<-r daughter to Bryn Mawr, but abe
I
Bauic
for portiouiarr m
"Deacon.” said David, "I’ll give
Ingly.
_
Jurists advised ma to try S. 8. S.. and by the time as a cure for Cancer is
I
der
ided
on
Vaesar
"
!
fer
my
sorrel
mare
you a dolllar an'
bad taken the e»<-nd bottle the Cancer began.to support«-! by the testi­
I "What influenced her decision?"
( him iggutik
■»■rabllity of Plate «>lu>
that black colt y< ir» driving
signs of heaiir.g, the discharge grew gradua. y mony of th- -e wh' - have
"She
couldn't pronounce
Bryn
r«n.
*nl Orally cased altogether, the sore dried up tested it and been re­
' Dons." said the
It baa Isen ascertained that plate
Mawr."-—Phlla-t<-lphla fiuHetin.
881 nothing remains but a slight scar. I feel that I stored to health.
glass will n :ik-- a mordurable m- uu-
Bright Mun Wanted.
»we ay life to 8. 8.
’ I
Bek-.n in time, don't
m«-nt than the har«lest granlr«-
WANTED- A bright young manor
Turning thr Tablet.
woman to represent ns in each local­
• '
ttsIM C - ••' r-
-
i Mrs. Newbride l«n't at all satis!!«-«!
ity
A g«e»l op)e>rtnni«y for steady
<”
•-■■•■•-r ■
•
•
l.lve I lab Males in Berlin.
with her husband's salary.
an! lucrati veemplovment. A«l<iress,
History
“ ’h-re u a taint ,.i v . .r ’
’■
'
* A • • «ar« •
More
living
fi»b
are
sold
in
Berlin
No; she says it Ian t nearly so
iLthea-^ran -<f at--- ' r .
•
t SKIN Pt Rl.ISHIM! CO.,
than lu any other market lu 'he worht I gorol as her fath«-r use«! to makv.—
1'1 I/»«« B>ol<tl«i«,
~ CONSUMPT ION
Jmaüfrv
2* «cVkf4 fret»
Hh
nn
1
Morru- u -la .
ruKTi.ANU, okk |
L'-utiin
Journal.
tÿwA *** ’ ven ¡nto f
S hi by Priiggists. 74c.
SAVEBBYAFRiEND
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
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Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
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