The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904, October 12, 1901, Image 9

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Newspaper Page TextTfte Stimulus of Pure Blood Mow the T um Started. That hand-me-down xuit you'«. • earing, remarked River«. "rekindZ *.wi*n,“,‘r‘?e Wi“Prmel!on. ” *hy?” nakxi Brooks. Because Rs’ so different One '‘III«* ANCIENTS WERE WISE DESTITUTE OF GENIUS IN MECHANIC ARTS. ii what is required by -ery ofS*11 oi the ,or the ' r performance of its functions. It prevents biliousness, dyspep- liA constipation, kidney complaint, H« Could Not Win a Woman Aeumatism, catarrh, nervousness, ofX lZ^*he?a£ weakness, fainUiess, pimples, blotches, and all cutaneous erup ‘hotStRi?Xible' 'bouldn,t hav« tions -Mother (eoldlyi May ask why? it perfects all the vital processes. < r Kcvtcu* Woodstock. Ala., took Hood's apanlla to make hie blood pure. He that he had not felt well but tired for mb . time Before he bad finished the first Joatle of thia niediciue he felt better and (Then he had taken the second was like ¿iber man - free front that tired feeling Md abl. io do his work. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Promises to cure and keeps the promise. Accept no substitute, but get Hood s today. Had that He (seeing his error, and striving to ’r01'-"-1 •" ‘-»«»I have I . . "i unc " h le “S° tlu‘I n,us‘ Hate beenp wl t'i hat Tht Ingredients, find 0,1 tl,e l.lih washed ashore this morning”’ asked the cannibal king of his chief. Only a shipwrecked shoemaker anu a case of sherry, sire”. 1 is well, slave. Make me a sherry cobbler for dinner. I have often heard of such a delicasv.”— Baltimore American. A Footnote. Charley—I think Coleman the nu st ear« less fellow I ever MW. The other morning he got up at 5 o’clock and went gunning, wearing his patent leather shoes. You ought to have jeen them. The wet grass took all the varnish off. James—That must have lieen «case of the patent running out. — Ex change. Word reaches us of a sniall band of . '»hn» rs who held at bay a lar>je nunibtr of Unpiiioa for over two hour, until assist- ance arrived, th. rebv saving an imisirta.it point from capture. For their braverv they were nil given promotion. To be brave it is necessary to have strong nerves and a good digestion. If your stomach is weak and you suffer from indigestion, heartburn, belching, nervousness or in somnia. you should try Hostetter's Stom ach Bitters. It will cure you. WET WEATHER HATS MAP6 AT TMP MAKÍRS Or ON SALE EVERYWHEkt ■ fyee A Mistake. Consumer—Say, what kind of a cigar do you call this? It's the worst tobacco I ever tastes!. Thia »ignature is on every box of the genuine Dealer—Beg your pardon, but you Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tabuu are wholly in error. There isn't a tbe remedy that cure« a cold tn one day particle of toliacco in that cigar. It’s i so easy to be mistaken, don't you see. Discovered. . —Boston Transcript. "They bad been married a year be fore anyluHly knew it, and even then YOU know WHAT You are taking their secret was discovered only by When von take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic, because the formula is plainly printed on every accident. ’ ’ tottle showing that It Is simnly Iron and Qui- ••Indeed?” oue In 3 tasteless form. No Cure. Ne Pay. 5<v “Yes, one evening at a card party Raising Tags. they thought!, «sly played partners, «nd the way they quarreled let the Quinn—What is all that waste pa whole thing out!”—Detroit Freel’ress. perdoing in Carter's yard? De Fonte—That isn't waste paper. DBAFNKWM CANNOT Hkl Ct'ltKD It’s a great collection of seed tags. By local applications, as they cannot reach the Carter fastened a tag to each seed so iueased portion ol the ear. There is only one he would have no difficulty in know way to cure deaiue««. and that is by constitu tional roioeit ><•*. Deafness is caused by an in- ing the variety when the Howers «anosicondlilon of the mucous lining <d the came.—Chicago News. gustscliian 'lube. When this tube gets in- (9 iaui.'.l i on liave a rumbling sonii't or impel feclb'sr nc. and when It Is entirely clo-ed dealnc-s is I lie result, and unless the In dam ma tion can be taken out and this tube rest ired to Iti normal condition, hesring w ill beriesiroved lorever; nine eases out oi ten arecausedby catarrh, a Ideh is nothing but an intlemed condition of the mneons surfaces. Wav 11 give One Hundred Dollars for any ease ol Deauieeafcsiieed by c.tarih) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for elrculars, free. F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, 0. Bold by Druggists, 75c Hall's Family Fills are the beat. In Jack's Case. "Is your son Jack going tack to college?” "No. The college president seems to agree with Mr. Schwab about it's being a waste of time.”—Cleveland Plaindealer. Cruelty. Sue—Mabel was terribly disap pointed last night. Belle—In what way? Sue—Why, Charley called and said he was going to tell her the old, old story. Belle—And did he propose? Sue—No; he told her alsiut Jonah «nd the whale. — Philadelphia Record. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth- Inc Syrup tlie best remedy to use for their Children during the teething period. His Originality. IS Sally Gay—Percy Languish quite an original thinker, isn’t he? Dolly Swift—Yes, indeed. He thinks I’m in love with him. — Har per's Bazar. One Better. X CATALOGUES A I GARMENTS ANO HAJ> i A J TOWER CO BOSTON. mass ; L OILED CLOTHING HAVE THE SAME POINTS OFCXCEakENCE AN» CITE COMPLETE SATISFACTION Badness. “Oh mamma, "cried Tommy,"Will ies pulling the pussy's tail!” He’« a very bad boy to do that," said mamma. “Yes, mid lie's «elfish too; cause he won’t let me pull it at all.”—Phila delphia Press. A WONDERFUL FENCE. The “Anchor” Cl.mpt Are Revolutionizing Wire Fence« Now , D,v>. The surprising stride in popularity Piso's Cure is the best medicine weever made by the "Anchor” wire fence used for ad affections of the throat and proves that this fence has come to lungs. W m . 0. EansLSY, Vanburen, Ind., stay. It is used all over the United Fell. 10. 1IM«J. States, and it bcTtrs the test of time, which in reality is the only convinc He Said No More. ing test. In the Pacific Northwest Mr. Bender—Great Scott! the Portland "Anchor” Fence Co, of woman goes out to get 742 Nicolai street, Portland, Ore , is she spends half a day. pushing this fence and its agents are Mrs. Bender—That’s nothing, welcomed everywhere, as they bling Why, I’ve known you to make a an article which certainly is sorely round of the sample rooms and spend needed. It is probably a fact that half the night.—Chicago News. the “Anchor” fence satisfactorily solves the great fence question. PENSION The universal desirability of the BICKFORD. Washington. D. C.. they will re “Anchor” fence is understood when Il ceive quick replies. B. 5th N. H. Vol*. Staff you come to know that it serves in 20th Corps. Prosecuting claims since 1878. the Ix-st possible manner nearly every use to which any fence can be put. Unswerving. The principle ol clamping upright "It seems to me that our fr'end has stays, rivet-tight, to the running rod so much faith in money that he makes every fence secure and durable. almost makes a religion of it.” Never liefore have such economical "I don’t like the comparison. The and lasting fences been made. won! religion implies at least a re These "Anchor” fences are suitable mote chance of back-sliding.”— for all kinds of ordinary fence pur Washington Star. poses and also afford a large scope in the designing of ornamental BROOKLYN. N. Y. Sent, ft —(iARFIFI.Ii HEVDACHE POWDERS HAVE GAINED THE fences, tree guards, fancy gates, etc. RIGHT nF WAY! They are «lie kind people Besides this, if a man wants to repair want simple, harmle—and A I.W At S effective. The I.arli I I Tea Co ol thia city will send his old wire fence all he has to do is sample powders upon reqiieat. to buy some of the little "Anchor” clamps and a pair of pinchers and he Unfinished Work is prepared to make his old fence last Baby May was having a hard time a long time. It is worth while to send for pict cutting her last teeth. One day her mot her found her crying and asked ures and catalogues to the Portland "Anchor” Fence Co., 742 Nicolai her what was the matter. Little May said : "Ood made me St., Portland, Oregon but he didn’t finish me. He left me Not Setting a Good Exampl«. to cut my toofs all by my self.”— Father (calling from head of stairs Harpers’ Bazar. at 11:30 p. tn.)—Fanny, don't you TO Cl RE A COLD IN ONE DAY think its’ about time to go to lied? Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tableta. AU Fanny—Yea, I do, papa. What on IroCTlsU re'‘u d the ne ne, if It tails to cure, li. W. örove's signature Ison each box. 2.x earth keeps you up so late.—Tit-Bits. Mistress—Mary! Mary! I've just broken niv hand glass. You know how unlucky it is—seven years’ un happiness Friendles« Al«o. Maid—Oh, that's nothin’, ma'am. ffropa rhe Cough and How about me? I've just smashed Vforha Off tha Cold. "No,” be said,“I haven't anything Laxative Bromo-quinlne Tablet« cure a cold In the large glass in the drawing room! for you.” -inoday. No cure. No Pay. Price 25 cents —Glasgow Tinies. "Say, Mister,” whined the beggar, Near Enongh. “I guess you don’t know how it feels CITfi Permanently Cured, s'o fit, nr nervouaner to have no friend«, an' — ” Teacher — Now, Susie, you may •11“ an»-r rtr»t Is,'« i,e f fir Kli.«'eGr.«t N*rv. B«it.,rrr Send lor FH EEg'X.OAtrial I,..ttl- and treat- "Don't I though? I'm the oflicial construct a sentence in which the >••. lia.lt. H K lisb . Ltd v:il AnhSt.. Phila4rlphia.Pa handicapper for the Ladies’ Golf Tour- word “literary” occurs. i anient. ”—Philadelphia Preas. Susit—(after much thought)—Lit A Fifteen Minute Club. tle Wilies’ hands were literary New York lias a unique organiza An Ambitious Lady. black with dirt.—Philadelphia Press. tion in a Fifteen Minute club. It Husband — The doctor says if I » com|H>sed of newspaper men. BROOKLYN. N Y . Sept A—The »erretof the I ll> • They meet every night at 10 o’clock keep up this race for money 1'11 break p..„ r, mail fmture! here ■ by the (.«rrteiil •harp and promptly adjourn at 10:15. To Co . lie» In the f.i t that they .re h.rinle«« a. well .» effective; people have confidence In Its objects are purely social. No thenx • t papers or apeechca are permitted. Rheumatism Preliminary Arrangement Mallory—After we are married, Marie, you must never hesitate to ask me when you want money, Marie—No, indeed, Mallory; and I hope that you will never hesitate alsmt giving it to me. —Brooklyn Life. Rheumatism is due to an excess of acid in the blood. When this escapes through tbe pores of the A Sign of Progrew. •kin, as it often does, it produces son e form of skin JpJption — some itching disease like Eczema or -McJigger—Oh, no; it isn't a one- Tetter —but when these little tubes cr swest glands horse town any more. •re suddenly closed by exposure to cr! 1 and sud len Thin2'HiA“'i'—W®T chilling of the body, then the p^ ; t-': 'vn McJigger—No; you rememlier their the blood, finding no outlet, settle in membranes, an<! Jltudes, tissue« and nerves. These parts become greatly inflamed. "Grand Dramatic Palace?” Well, fc« ; dagger-like, maddening pains f low in quick succession. they call it "the theater” now. extreme?* tender, the nerve* break d -wn and the sufferer u roon reduccl of helplessness and tn:«erv. Thia acid poison penetrates the joint! Ruling PaMiow Strong In Death, dry out the natural oils,’ and the legs, arms and finger* become so s..ff and s- re saw Mr«. K. going into an auc- Liat every movement ia attende 1 with excruciating pain*. sale last Monday. Isn’t her Liniments, plasters, electricity and l-tha. whde their use tn.y gne L — < annot be called cure., f r the dtsease return, with everv ch-ngeoUtbe wen Jb«- for bargain« extraordinary?” S. S. S. cures Rheumatism by a, indeed I believe xhe could t Thr«« years a<o I had a aavara attack cf «corking a complete change m appy if she knew «be would lie rrtppo, which left m« almost a physical the blood ; the acnia are neutral i.ut on a Iwrgain counter and wrsck. To add to my wretched condition, a ized, the circulation purified as 1 ■I ax a remnant. "—Town and ••▼ere form of Rheumatiam developed. I the rich, healthy blood that is 'ried all the physician« in our city, but none carried t® the irritated, aching < ©f them could do me any permanent <ood. I muscles and joints, soothes and Jssd all the rheumatlo cure« I could hear of, heals them. S S. S. cures Rheu Well Taught. w received no benefit. After be»innln< 8- 8« ■ •relieved of the pains and hare gained matism even when inberted or Lady_ I wonder who taught that la tl*eh and strength and my general health brought r.n by the excessive use parrot to «wear' *• better than for years. I consider 8 8. 8. of tnercury. Opium, m tome Dealer—I don't know but I can the yrandeet blood medicin« in the world, form, it the basis of nearly all •ad heartily recommend it to any o«e seek- •o-called Rheumatic Cures recommend him as » mighty perfi- ta< reliaf from th« torture« of Rheumatism. which deiHen the pain but d> cient and jisinstsking person.—Wash >. OBBQOBT, Union, 8. C.” not touch the disease and leal ington Star. *0 nwnou, habits. Alkali« and the potash and mineral rrrac-i ’ °'’'n P •enbed, affect the tender lining of the atomach and w-akea the d^on. t--a •¿ding another burden to the alrea !v weik and lmpover-hel blood S. b . ■ ■ PISO S CURE TOR I l M t* n» no tnme-al or dan; T ka :*« C blood purifier known. Sen 1 for our Ux>k on RbeJ- r*1”e^v an 1 the most perfect r . rph«iciaasif v u w «h any informal; nora.-: e Uewod fcatiam and -mte our BP ph bXk free ; we charge nothing whatever for melual wlncK I n^gON GUMI'T ION £¿«4 tO IL All VOU h kwk saw , ■- >----- —----- o THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, OA. Maar Thing. In Common We Have Grown to Von- Product« of Modern skill An official of tbe United State* Pat ent Office w ho Is preparing a history of that Institution has lieen impressed with th« Idea that there Is little new under tbe suu. He has pored over vol- uuies of ancient lore and satisfied him self that tbe Ingenuity of moderns was discounted by tbe wise uieu of an tlquity. In art. In the acleuees, lu me- chaulca. our boasted progress seems to hlui to have beeu vastly overrated. There I* not, hr say*, a single surgical bandage of which examples are net seen In the swathing« of Egyptlau mummies. “The Patent Office issues a pateut for a ulekel in the slot ma chine described by Herodotus.” Pliny tells us of a copy of the Iliad engraved on so small a piece of parchment that the entire work was contained lu a nut shell. Microscopes of rock crystal were found lu the palace of Nimrod Nero had lenses made out of an emerald, with which front a distance he watched gladiatorial contests. The Romans, ax •tated by Prof. I.anclanl. had storage warehouses and safety deposit vaults. The ancients, according to this Pat ent office skeptic, were as full of wis dom as tbe moderns who Ignorantly undertook to patronise them Their mechanical contrivances and engineer Ing works were remarkable Archi medes discovered many scientific prin ciples which are In use nowadays. Pub 11c works were of the highest order, Tbe ancient Greek water supply sys tent showed every modern Improve ment such as we have acquired only within the past ten years. The public roads of Peru were built of masonry, were twenty five feet wide, inncadam- ixed with pulverized stone mixed with lime and bituminous cement and wall ed In by walls more than six feet thick. A sort of telegraph system existed and news was transmitted hundreds of miles In a diiy. When Peru was “dis covered" several centuries ago its woolen and cotton goods exceisled in fineness any similar goods produced In Europe. Plato knew that the earth was round; other philosophers, now forgot ten. were familiar with the law of gravitation. Astronomers liefore the Christian era understood the rotation of planets and knew a great deni about comets. There Is reason to believe that the ancients used the telephone In some form, while there Is a tradition In China that the phonograph was em ployed by rich orientals. NtlU. the wisdom of the ancients has not discouraged modern Inventors. Men of science and mechanical Ingenu ity will continue to add to the knowl edge, tbe comfort and wealth of the world. With all the progress that lias been made many contrivances remain to lie devised liefore human Ingenuity realizes that Its limit has lieen reached. Immense fortune* will be made by the Inventive geniuses of the future who work out problems which must be solved before num attains complete happiness on this mundane sphere. What appears Impossible In tills gen eratlon may be In general use In the next generation. Matters of transpor tatlon, of power, of fuel, of lighting and heating engage nt this time the ntten Jon of thoughtful and resourceful men. There are ninny prizes to be won iiy the successful Inventors of tin fu ture Baltimore Sun. DomMtk fionomy. MRS. COOPER. Poor Man—Well, did you buy that book telling all about how to econo* The Most Famous Sculpturess in tha mue in the kitchen'* World, Entirely Cured Wu-Y.-, I've got it. TJfe to the moat farore<i h net Foor Man—That's g»id. "Wbat by Peruna. full kt aunshmr, but to the avera<a Aiumean girl or wuuiun who is obliged does it say ? Wife—it's full of to work tor her 11 wing, and, perhaps to help others at home, life often » how to utilise cold roast turkey—but heavy drag m censequeeoe of lUnosa. wt haven't the turkey—New York Women who work, eapecially thvaf Weekly. who are constantly on their feet, ar> paeuliarly liable to the development The Pleasing Answer. of organic troubles, and should par* Dutnlegh—There's nothing cranky ticularly heed the first maniUalations, such as backache, pains in the lower alsiut Mr Synnex; he'« a man of liiuba and lower part of the stomach, sense, he is! irregular and painful monthly periods Markham—Flattering. Dumleigh—Not a bit. Folks have been saying smoking cigarettes weakened the intellect. I aaked Mr. Synnex and he told me to keep right on; it couldn't possibly have that effect on me. — Boston Transcript Our Working Girls. Not Issued in Time to Benefit Him. "Did you see Mr. Mifkins this morning”’ asked the bookkeeper. "No," replied the publisher,"What did hi' want ?” "He desired us to advance him 15 shillings on his forthcoming work— ‘How to Be a Financial Success.' ” —Glasgow Evening Times. M im E lla Burnì». K. K<x Horn, Ono. faintness, weakness, loss of appetite and sleep. The young lady whose portrait we publish herewith had all these symp toms, aud in additiou leueorrhoea, and was cured by Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound First, she wrote a letter to Mrs. Pinkham's lab oratory at Lynn, Maas , describing her trouble, received In reply accurate in structions what to do to get well, and now wishes her natnr used to convince other« that they may be cured aa site was. The same helping hand, free of charge or obligation, is extended, to every ailing woman in America. If you are sick you are foolish not to get this valuable advice, it costa you noth ing, and she is sure to help you Don't Wait until it is too late — write to-day. An Exitption. "Politeness is never wasted,” re marked the man with Chesterfield ian manners. "Well, mister," answered the roughly-clad, weather-lwiiten )«,rsoii, "that may lie true ill your part o' town, but if you wits in the canal Imat business you'd know that there ain’t uny use whatever of sayin’ ’please' toa mule.”—Wnshingtoii Ftur. selwxils are of This cake is de- I thought it how to made it York Wouldn't Come Out Mrs. M. C. Cooper, of the Royal Acad emy of Arts, London, England, is un doubtedly one of the greatest living sculptors. Ruskin, the great artist, placed Mrs. Cooper as one of the greatest sculptors and painters of thia century. Mrs. Cooper is an ardent friend of Peruna and in a letter dated January Stith, written from Wash ington. says the following: "I take pleasure in recommending Peruna for catarrh and la grip|a*. I have suf cred for months and after the use of one Isittle of Peruna I am entirely well.’’—Mrs. M C. Cooper. Send for a fret" Isaik on catarrh en titled "Health and Beauty." This book is written especially for women, and will l>e found to l>e of great value to every woman. Address Dr. Hart num, Columbus, Ohio. I’d Deacon Pecksniff—Fie! ashamed to Im «een coming out of a saloon. Mr. Ilardkaso—Oh, yes; 1 suppose felt Like It you're proud of the fact that you al Golf Expert—So you received an ways stay in until they put you out.— accidental blow on the face with a Philadelphia Record. golf club, eh? What were you hit It, like truth, only asks a hearing. with, brassie, clock, mashie, loiter or putter? Wizard Oil Cures Pain. Golf Novice—I ain’t sure which, Sarcasm Wa«t«d. but I think by the way my nose felt Customer (to dealer)—Say, there when 1 was struck that it must have must have lieen somo mistake al«uit been the mashie all right.—Judge. those (M'ltclies you sold me yesterday. Dealer—What was tin* matter with A Sure Indkation. them? Sherlock Holmes, Jr.—Jenkins "Nothing. That's just it. There were no bad ones at the bottom of the wants me to sell his place. Greene—Why 1 never heard him basket. ” “By gum.so you got them did you* say anything about it and I see hint every day. I picked them out for myself. Hherlock Holmes, Jr.—That may lie, The ll.«t l'rweerlptinn for Slatart® but lie wants to sell it all the same. Chills ami Fever la a liottleot Grovs'e TaateleM I called there last evening mid when Chill Tonic, ilia «Imply iron an<l quinine In a laatelo«« lorn. No cure. No I'ay. Price lOc I sliip|Msl a mosquito Jenkins said it was the first mosquito that had been A War. on the premises this summer. — Bos Miss l’assay—When I watched the ton Transcript. dear old soldier« pass by I thought how splendid it must have lieen to have ¡lad the privilege of living right here in the midst of the excit ing times of great civil war. For Infanta and Children. Johnny Fresh—Then you were abroad during the war, were you?— The Kind You Have Always Bought Cleveland Plain Dealer. CASTOR IA He Was Satisfied. Ho was obviously anxious and she seemed almost willing. "I must refer VOYAGING TO SUNNY CLIMES you to papa,” said she with a liectun- ing Idush, "before giving you a final Gem of Art That May Be Had for th. Summer Resolution* answer. ” Asking. "But I am perfectly willing to take you without any reference, ” said lie That’s a beautiful subject to dis- TUBK magnaniously.—Tid-Bits. cuss any time of the year, but es- Sure rwllwf tiom llauor, opium and lomew peeially so during the rainy months, libia Mod tor parliouteM Io when a trip to Southern California is An Avenue ol Eacape. la«Ufnfo Moved to •'*<» William« Ktlliy insllllllo, Avo.. Fartland, OivSon. most delightful. The how. when and “I'm thinking seriously of resum where of the whole business is toll! ing businss. ” briefly but comprehensively in a “1 thought you had retired perma little Issik that would l>e an ornament nent ly. ’’ "1 thought so too but I need some to any library table. Ask the Pacific Steamship Company to mail Kselly mede lor tlie next su Cays. esilia* in excuse for not attending my wife's Coast "FROWED HINTS" AT HIM. it from their office in Seattle, Port sUractlvs llneot Hollday Gooda. For tuli per- afternoon teas.”—Brooklyn Life. land, Tacoma or Spokane. As a work Uvulari «eu<l lisine and «.Idre«« lo ALBERT DKSPRKS, The Resentful Neighbor Revponde I of art it’s a gem. Gel the book and Rise Bld*., Chicago, Ut« with Itrlckbats. enjoy its beauty and the story it “IHsser Hlnry Green,” exclaimed a tells. The trip may lie within reach citizen of Darktown, with Ills arms mid liefore the winter ends. legs in splints and his countenance lu SCHOOLS «ND COLLEGES plasters, "sho’ did butubard me Ins' ulte Patenta Procurad. Is She Losing the Beauty That Prompt. Efllcl.nl and s«tu(»ctorr s.rvh*. wld brickbats.” Attorn.r's Iw not payable till pat.nt granir.1. "Ax him whut he frowed ct me rusa, aiSHOPSCOJTACAOEMY^ Ir, li» I «brr A whitman to, m-Xu Wardrr Was Once a National Boast? Bld, Jedge Brlles." remarked Henry Green, . Washington, D. C. Bright eyes, rosy cheeks, an elastic ax lie shoved bls lower lip out over Ills p ' i e « 4 What Mika Take» Back. step and a good appet ite are t he birt h- chin. Friend—Hello. Mikel off back to “Neblier frowed nuttln' at him.” said riglit of every American girl. These the splinted and plastered Darktown- are the conditions that denote jierfect mild Ireland, eh? But where’s your health. But, unfortunately, every box ? ARTHUR C NCHILL Ite. Murphy—Faith, an’ phat would 1 V Q \ M C \ V* L “Well, what did he throw at you 7" day are seen girls w ith pale, sallow complexion«, languid, round-shoul do wid a box ? —— tbe recorder asked Henry. Friend—Why, put your clothes in, "He frowed hints." was the reply dered and listless, and the question M. r. M. 8. “Yer see. Jedge Brlles, me an' dlsser is often asked whether the woman of of course. Murphy—Ph will! An me go widout? nigger libs ’jliiln’ rooms and he's bln t<slay has lost the healthy Is-auty Glasgow Times. which was once a national character er frowln' bints out after me fer <1<» longest. So las’ ulte 1 Jest made up istic. One of the most common alll ic- mer mln' dat de trowin' ob dem hints tiona of womankind ia anaemia, had got ter stop. I axed him Jest Ink a watery condition of the blood. er Chrlsahun brudder whut he wanter This causes untold misery and often be frowln' bints at me, an' lie tips an' leads to other and even more serious It can be cured, how lows dat be owned dat motif ob hla'n. diseases. F uhs one word brung on annuder an' at ever, as the following interview in the de last I raout er flung er few brick Harrisburg Htar-Independent will bats at his bead. But Jest ’memlier, show. Miss Annie L. Keel, of No. Jedge Brlles, dat lie frowed dem blnta U10 Green street,Harrisburg, I’a., who baa lieen a sufferer from this trouble, STAR after me fuss.” "Brickbats for hints ts too much lex in answer to a reporters’ question, tallonls." remarked the recorder, ac- aa id : WIND "Yea, I am entirely well now but cording to the Atlanta Constitution. “I I was a very aick girl. Alsiut five know there are a great many people years ago I had an unnatural craving who won't take a hint, but that doesn’t for highly seasoned hssi and after MILL. give them the right to pa«x brickbats. that 1 was afflicted with headache Some folks sre very handy to throw and my heart would l*‘at alsiut twice IIaa ball i- arlng In turn-table. frr*ljr to tbe wind. brickbats and will do u> quicker than aa fast a* it should. My 1 imlsi got Turns Hall bearings thrust tn wheel, Insuring lightest running lualiti»*, and reserving Rent poembl* to buiM you can Imt your eye Ilctiry, you did so weak that I bad to rest on ( very gr* it't-st amount of power for pumping. portion ffninh LightMl running. Heventr a great wrong to toss those lists. Ton step when going up stairs. The color Galvanised after making. Put together v-arw »<i*r>»n<«. MIV< HKI.I.« A galvanized bolls, double-nutted; no Nî AV KK CO., !•! a**-! I’arlor Bia . Portland, «»r wronged your nelghtior. you wronged of my skin was like that of a dead with part ran rust or get looae and rattle. tbe hints, you wronged yourself and person. My linifm, and, in fact, my Ueight regulator; perfect regulation, ho cpring to change tension with every change you wronged the bat« I’ll floe you whole body, would swell at times. of JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, tenifwrature, and grow weaker with age. 110.75. If you can't pay It then there The doctor who treated me »said my Repair al wavs on hand RoMat Montan suoos Thea« things are worth money to you. Is the chain gang that yon can help to complaint waa anaemia. Then why not buy a HTAK? populate for II couple or three week«. Can give yon tha bnt bargain« "The doctor told me if I had let Buggies. Plows. Hollers and Engines, That Is a lltle hint. I suppose, you cau the dise ase go a few weeks longer I MITCHELL, LEWIS take all right." A ST AVER CO. Windmills and Pumps an 1 General would have had dropsy. I was under Machinery. Bee us before buying. HOftTLAHO. OOfOOM. hi« care for a-veral weeks, but with Queen Never IHocardeei < ltd t Tothr«. little change for the la tter." The sorting am! arranging of the per- “How, then, were you so completely Of II mvm . <oa<h sonal effects of tliq late Queen Victoria was a tremendous task, «ays a Ixmdon restored to health," aaked the re I PRUSSIAN HEAVE POWD1RS. IT «■orrespotident. One peculiarity of her porter. »1 Of*U*S. A«e fr M4/L Mr QB ( I KM) IHlKn rol K IIOKMKM. "I had been sick for two months majesty we« never to discard any I «» -- AN kFMF.fiY < •• st |*««l, Minn ■ — i,I ha« ueinx the P«(*smAM H«av« P«'W ■■ dress, mantle, hat or bonnet which ah« when I Iwgsn taking Dr W illams* the paet n«ht month», and in that time havecored III horses ■ gj had ever worn, and her wardrotie Pink Pills for Pale People. In about a r>w«a of heaves. 1 4 Of >1 tn tern per and W of thr<»nic cough Vonr lru»«lan^B might well have been < oosldered tbe week I was feeling better. The head Meinediea hare «nioed a great reontaUon in this section. Kssnsr R rhnk «it. Newark. N V. ache left me and I l<egan to get moat complete re<ord of tbe fa«bl»n of K J l«»WRN, Coast A|oui, Portland. <>m*nm the la«t sixty years In existence. An stronger. I took the pills for six other fancy of Queen Victoria was to weeks and l«’»in« thoroughly cured. ” Dr. Wiliams' Pink Pilla for Pale have everything In duplicate; two hats, People are an unfailing specific for Io- two cloaks, etc., were always ordered. ataxia, partial paralysis. St. H»*r majesty had a wonderful coBec- coinot'jr Vitus dance, sciatica, neuralgia, tlon of la.*, but th1« Is not to Iw com- rheumatism, nervous headache, the pared with the collection of the Queen KRAUSSE A PRINCE, I lows ger of Italy, «aid to lie the l»est after effects of tlie grip, palpitation 87 and Nv First Street. Portland, Oregon. of Hie heart,pale and sallow complex In th* w orld ions and all forms of weaknesa At all ISivpboM. OaS 1JS1. A darky with one leg 1» Ju»t a« happy dealers or direct from Dr. William« Medicine Co,. Schenectady. N Y., Af > whiff* iUSU with two. All Kinds Carried in Stock ¿U cents per box, six botes, |2 -’«0. 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