WOOD SCENTS oh. the pennyroyal »«ent. Ld the brok. a sasszfna. .„« tbe •msi-P? Pawl,aw bl,nt , YVitb the uiiut of the morass. Yon . SB have your smell of rosea *' .. garden closes; ; ■ ' . . ........... .. 1 " ¡.“rfum.a with the country Jake. vx this good-woody smell Anr*»s me back to boyhood dz.va. When I used to dream and dwell Where the misty meadows haze u d mighty tower, and castle. VnJ the I..-.- were all my va.salr Rrinzim: b.•■>">' u*'? h’ With ’.lie savor of the *outh. Let me stay here, let me ie Here along the forest edge. X ■ wall to ahnt the aky ' Fr..m m.' ’r‘*ion* “or “ gave the ch«» of yonder river Wil*, e the wi lows wave ami quiver: let me smell the woods ami make Brieve I'm still « country Jake. Lollis rost Dispatch. A BERKSHIRE uHObT STORY IMOT1IY DOLE, or "Old Tim Dole,” nx "as cal'*1*1 b>' bis associates, was a great and pow­ erful blacksmith lu a qu et little village among tlie Berkshire Hills. lltu was au honest, bard working, kind liearteil man. ami a gn at favorite with all the country people for mile» around. In spite of his being morbidly Kil« rstitio(is and a firm believer in spir­ it rapping, haunted houses and ghosts. Tim's dearest friend,' farmer John Davis, or "Honest John,” as he was everywhere known, was always chiding Timothy about his belief, or. as John would put it. Ills "foolishness.” Still, w hitiever they had au hour to »pare, they were sure to get together, ami the talk always turned to "ghosts” ami “spirit rapping».” All through the winter months they were much together. It was Tim’s de­ light to close his shop early and drive to his friend's bouse and spend the long wintry evening- '«y the fire In the farm­ house kitchen, expounding Ills favorite views on spiritualism. Although John Davis professed to lie an unbeliever In spiritualism, and was known as "Honest John,” be could vouch for more bloodcurdling ghost stories and thrilling adventures than any other man about the country; ami Tim was an earnest listener One of their most horrible tales, hor­ rible for a “true story,” was about a haunted house, of course, haunted by a headless ghost. Tin* old house still stood in the neighborhood, but no living living could «x-ciipy it, for whenever the housewife attempted to prepare the morning meal the;«* always appeared beside the kitchen stove a man without a bead, but with a scarred and bloody neck. It was most horrible! There was only one cause for stub a ghost—mur­ der. Years ago. the story ran, a terrible crime had been committed there; a m st brutal murder It was, too. A simple, honest peddler, who merely sought a night's repose beneath that humble roof, had been beheaded with an ax while awaiting his breakfast. Then the fiend who did th«* awful deed escaped by stealing a horse from the baru be­ hind the house. The years had come and gone, and the murderer had not been found, and to this very day no one liad yet been able to live in that bouse, or even use the barn. The horses stabled iu that barn, no matter how securely fastemxl. would become untied during the night by some mysterious hand, aud scamper wildly away, even when strong ropes or heavy Iron chains were used. John Davis had never fastened a horse then* liimself, but his father, who bad been a very religious and Just man, had often tried to do so, in years gone by. without avail. Even John's own mother, wlio had b«*«n a noble Christian woman, had actually seen th«* lieadl«*ss man sitting beside th«* fire In that ol«l haunted bouse upon two different occasions, and although John said lie did not believe the tale himself, he always added, when telling it— “And father's won! was as good ns Bibl«* truth,” nnd “Everybody knew that mother could not lie!" Ami Tim bellevetl it all, and wouhl hardly have ventured home at night if he had not had his horse with him to keep him company. Now It happened that as these two obi men would often meet ami tell their tales, they sometimes had a listener, a young man w ho lov«*«l humor, ami occa­ sionally dr«q>pe«l in to hear their stories. Ilis name was George Cowee. He was a slender youth with much learning ami n fiiiement. He was a nephew of Dea­ con Cowee. a wealthy farmer living a short distance from the Davis place. lie always agre«*udly declared it was all "bosh” ami "aonsenee.” Tim had Just Iwen down to the city. Where he bail attended a full fledged spiritual meeting, and lie was stronger In his liellef than ever, ami bad many won«l«*rful things to relate. When Georg«* Cowi-e arose to go that night he said to them: “I nm going away to-morrow—out M'eet.” Then he added mischievously, slyly winking at John. “Tim. If I atn kill«*d liefore 1 return I will let you know it through the spirit. I will rap °n the headtioard of your b«*«l at night, spirits are always around at night, ami • shall rap very softly at first, then louder than a bass drum, so that you will Know that it Is I. G«*orge Cow«*e. • ml no matter w hat It Is. you niu»t hasten here to John's bouse am! tell I am sure that if be le lievcs It he will at once be converted to your Tiews.” Just then an old clock upon the kttcb *n shelf stru« k ten. and the young man • . ■ 1—< J Ab, John, ¡¡«.it you may al»o know w G lS ’ “ U lií ||U i 1 Ì s S-v a § W wafafcSi? g.a.5 6? 3 “ is ? T Cl\ IL WAR HERO GONE COULDN'T FOOL COUNTRYMEN. THIS WOMAN Young Chicagoan Gets Into a tH-rai*a front Politeness. KEPT A SECRET. Now she’s Married and Apparently Happy that sh.* Didn't Tell. LET US ALL LAUGH A OooY ■ ■■nee Aalnt you most afraid to have John go to war? You know these far-ohoot- lu' guns w ill hit a man a mile au’ a half away every time.” “There ain’t no bullet that’ll catch John if he gits a mile an* a half start. —Cleveland Plain Dealer. One young man In Chicago found him- Judge John 11. Baker of the United JOKES FROM THE PENS OF self in a very euibartas.ing p utlon States District Court at ludiauapolls RIOUS HUMORISTS. during Grand Army encampmeut week was iu tils private office the other day ' because of the fear of some of the vis­ » I ii ii a well dressed woman, hardly itors from tlie country who thronged m re thau 20, knocked at the dour, and Pleasont Incidente Occurrln< the city. The newspai>ers had pub­ III res|K>u-.e to bls iuvltatlou walked l World Over s-ey oigs t bat A re t beer­ Quiie Likely. lished columns of warulugs to the peo­ into the room and approached bls desk. | ful to Old or Young Funny Selec­ The Chronic Dlscussioniat (truculent­ ple from the country against the smooth ly»—If Au.lrew Jackaon were alive to­ "I want to thank you." she said in a tions that You Will Enjoy. tricksters who awarmed the e.ty, wait­ low. musical voice, "for having sent me day what would be his sentiments In ing to lead tlie strangers to the tuu-.el» to the reformatory aud also for secur­ this matter? "Did you have a good time on the to see the "explosion.” or something of ing my pardou. lam uow married aud The Sober-Minded Citizen iw.arlly)— the kind, and to relieve them of the r happy, and I owe It to you for having Fourth?" lie would be glad he was dead, I pre­ "Never enjoyed anything so well In ready cash when they reached the first placed me w here I w ould uo longer be sume.—Puck. my life. You kuow that mean old dark alley. under evil influences.” The Two Periols, huuks that wakes me up so often at Herbert McCulla, w ho travels for a The Judge recognized the woman daybreak by running his lawn mower?" “After all,” said tlie Old Codger, In well-known Chicago gas lamp company, and spoke In words of praise of her his usual dry way, "I kinder think that, > a had Just returned to this city over the eouduet lu the prison and cutigratulat- lustead of there lielu' seven ages of the night lu-fore the Fourth "Well, Chicago and Northwestern Ila ; ; 1 edberou her better surroundings. T hen, mau. as Sh.ikspeare contended, there and was walking south on 5th avenue as It recollecting something, he asked; 1 got all the boys In my neighborhood are only two—before he la married and to shoot firecrackers In front to agree to go to his home on the West side on ...... w 7 o ....... *t.j,K.g .. afterward. During the first period lie Now that you lia>e been released . ' - 1 ' ■ i in «In gtill a West Madison street car. As be from the reformatory, are you not puts lu the most of Ids time trying to neared Randolph street lie encountered ready to tell w ho gate you the counter­ — ami then I went out luto the couu make Hie lady think be la a devil of a try."- Chicago Tribune. two gray-halred veterans from the feit money?" feller, and during the second he spends country, am! overheard one of them 1 lie young woman seemed thoughtful still more of It In endeavorin’ to con­ advise the other to go to the pol ceman tor a moment, and then, shaking her (¡usale Gush vince her that he ain't.”—Puck. on the next corner ami ask w here the head slowly, replied: Willie s >ftl Br'.ggs House was. McCulla knew Proof Positive. Gush. I net all "Oh, 1 don't have to tell you now.” very well where the hotel was sltua ed. Singleton Do you believe It Is posa I- Judge Baker recognized bis visitor Journal. and. stepping up to the strangers. he as a young woman who was brought ble for one ¡ h tsou to hypnotize anoth- said: er? . before him live years ago on a charge "The Briggs House Is Just around the ot passing counterfeit money. She was Wederly Never met my wife, did corner on Randolph street. Come lheii about 15, and neither the court you? along. I'm going right past It and will 1 Singleton Why, no. I nev nor the district attoruey was disused point It out to you aud save you the io prosecute her very vigorously, but Wederly (Interrupting) So I thought trouble of looking for a policeman.” Othrvwlae you wouldn't have asked me ihey were anxious to learn from whom "Get along with you," sa <1 one of the she received the money, that the maker such a fool question. -Chicago New«. strangers. "We're onto you confidence could lie punished. Two men were un­ The Modern Way. men. We've read of you in the papers " der suspicion, but the Government had linlcker Was Jones’ new book a suc­ The accommodating Chlcagmtn laugh no evidence that would Justify arrests. cess ? ed ami started to leave the strangers, The girl was asked from whom she Bocker No, It only reached the two but Just at that time a blue-coated ottl received the counterfeits, but she re- hundred and fiftieth 1x111100 before It cer appeared around the corner and one tualued silent, and no amount of coax­ was printed, so the publishers didn't of the strangers rushed tip to hint and ing could get the information from her. think It worth while to get it out.— reported that the man with the valise Finally the Judge told her he would Judge. The recent death of (o-n Daniel Butterfield at his «'«nintrv home in New York was a confidence man ami had Just send her to the reformatory till she was takes from the muster rolls of the Ch II War almost the last ot the survhing tried to entice them to go with him so In Boston. of age unless she told the name of tlie general officers of the volunteer army. He w as never a soldier of surpassing that he could rob them. "It Is true he Is young, handsome and person from whom she got the money, genius or achievements, but his patriotism was unquestioned and his servic. s to The policeman rushed after McCulla well to do, but the only question, my his country vevs ImpoetaBt ami iMg - ' (rained. From th«* time when, as Colon**! and grabbed him by the collar, demand but w ould release her If she w ould tell. child, concerns the heart. I>o you love The girl kept silent aud was sent out "' k r« ttiim nt. he vohmteersd to drill th** home guard orgaalaad for Ing him to explain why he had tried to him?” to the reformatory to spend the night, the defense of the national capital until the tinal surrender 1 ............. of Lee. he was al lie (reading notice» I shouldn't have "I will be frank with you, mamma. most continuously in active service, taking part in twenty-eight battles, being lead the two strangers with him. The the court hoping that a sight of the in­ I never could love a man, no matter twice severely wounded, and three times breveted for bravery, When th«* war drummer explained to the »fli er that stitution and the prospect of spending thought It. The Klug. was over Gen. Butterfield held commission as a Major General of volunteers, he had merely voluntered to direct the six years there would cause her to how attractive externally, who Hustling H«*u«ehol -viuht in This Country with m where sleep so many gallant soldiers. “We haven’t any cat,” explained the ropuLition of lOO'OlM) or 'lore, have a paper of any description In Ill- After the R remici 11 ut ion. Dooley Say, Hooley, gin me a punch tenant.- Somerville Journal. pocket by which he could prove his The census bureau has Issued a bulle­ that I have passed awny, I will ring Both old men stared Into the tire- statements, ami to keep from going to tin, prepared under direction of Will­ on th’ Jaw opposite phwere yea kicked lest In I .initie Millinery. that clock. I will ring It for an hour, silent, sad. thoughtful. Waverley. the station he was force«! to open hl- iam ('. Hunt, which gives the popula­ me. and wake you nnd your wife up and vallse on the str«*et am! produce letters tion of the Incorporated cities, towns, Hooley Flint for?" AN ECCENTRIC MILLIONAIRE. keep you awake the whole time." from his Ann ami show his samples, villages and boroughs separate from 1 ««Miley 1 want yea to straighten out George Cowee was only jesting, and he Jacob 8. Roger«, lurnnm Locomotive after which the officer apologized il ml the population of the townships, pre­ me face. Baltimore World. smiled as he hade the old men good-by. released him.—Chicago Chron.e e. cincts, districts, etc., of which they builder, a II at Victim. A w lilin«« 1 onth. The next day he went West. Jacob S. Rogers, w ho succumbed to form a part. This bulletin places the "You say that you don't care for the A Vague Iteinlnlsccue . Weeks and months went by. and the Intense beat In New vork during total number of Incorporated places lu »alary, so long ns you can get a chance Though It happened in one of De- the Inltetl States In ltklO nt nothing was heard from him. the hot weather, was the richest mini to work?” sold the billionaire. It was now the beginning of May. in New Jersey and was perhaps the fruit's swell hotels, neither of the prln- against 7.578 in 1890. "That's the Idea," answer«’«! th® youth dpals belongs here, He luid Just neat- As there was much horseshoeing to most eccentric millionaire New York Speaking of the growth of the largo < lieu cities the bulletin says: If cities with with the sharp nose ami chin. "I'm be done In the springtime, Tim was has know n. He was born iu 1824, nml ed himself at the dinner table. w willing t<> start right In nt a big reduc­ kept very busy, John Davis was also in 1830 succeeded to the locomotive she and Hnotlier lady came In with a population of loo.ooti > or more uro tion ami take one of those $25.990 posi the usual flourish of handsome ' and hard at work. On Tuesday, May 4, business his father, Thomas Rogers, taken to represent tlie large cities of (Ions you say are so hard to till at half well dressed women. John had plowed all day. and w hen had built up in l’aterson, N. J., after the country there are 118 such cities In He turned a shade or two paler, Af- 19oo, ns compared with 28 In 1890, the money." Washington Star. night came he was unusually tired, and having constructed the first locomotive ter conning her menu she looked across Of the 38 large cities lu 1900 three went early to bed. Tactful. made lu America. Mrs. Nosepoke John, don't you think In tlie middle of the night he and his In 1891 Jacob S. Rogers retired, leav the table, and her face took on a puz­ contain upward of n million Inluib zled expression. When their eyes met wife were awakened by the striking of Ing the management of the works to Kants, the same ns lu 1890, , while It's about time for us to call on our new neighbors? the clock In tlie kitchen. They thought IL 8. Hughes, Hughes died two years during the meal each pretended to be for cities having between 590,000 I Husband Why, they only moved In it was 12 o'clock, but the clock did not ago, and then Mr. Rogers astonished studying the tablecloth or the opposite nnd l.ooo.ooo Inhabitants those In 1LMMI stop when it had struck twelve, but the world and Paterson In particular wall. He left tlrst, and she watched number three, ns against one only In this morning. Neigh. lions rari with Mrs. Nosepoke—O, I know, but all neigh. struck on and on. 1890. There are no cities In 1990 eon by announcing that he would close the through the doors. "Anile,” she said to het companion. talnlng between 400,000 and 600,000 In­ their stuff will Is* downstairs nml I can "What in thunder alls that clock?” Rogers Locomotive Works when out A Little Parson it. he exclaimed, and he got up and went standing contracts were tilled. Remon “I certainly know that man. but I can't habitants, but at the census of 1890 see It better. Ohio State Journal. Miss PiunipersqiMt (of lady baseball into the kitchen. lie shook tlie ohi stram-e meetings were held, nml Mr. for the life of me place him. I think there were three cities of this class On The Terrible Infant. tilnei I am uot going to pitch for this clock, but it would not stop ringing Rogers was asked to reconsider. It was be knew me, too, but I (ouldn't bow the other hand, there are five cities In So sorry you have to be going game! to him unless 1 were sure, could 1 ? 1IMHI with n population of between He took it down from the shelf and pointed out to him that he would throw Indetsl, I am, too. By the I.ndy Mimnger Why not? laid it on its back upon the kitchen two thousand men out of employment. You know that 1 never snub any 3« m >.< hm » and 400.000. but In 1899 there i not sure about my train. It's one.” Miss ITumpersqunt (Indignantly I— were no cities coming between these table, but he could not stop it from Ills reply was eharaeaterlstie. He wandered luto the parlor Inter limits of population. The cities having While I was practicing soim-bisty In the striking. It rang fully an hour, until "I have paid them for their work,” lie while the women were there, looked a between 2<»t.<""i and 390,(si0 Inhabitants crowd yelled, "Get onto her curves."— John was tempted to throw it out into he said, "and I am uuder no obligation little too tierce for congeniality. and numbered eight in lissi ns against nine Brooklyn Eagle. the yard; then it ceased as suddenly to them. As for l’aterson. I care noth got away ns soon as he could, She In 1890, while tor cities of from 100,000 as it began, and was as quiet as a Ing. The works are mine, ami I will Ths again gave out tlie conviction that she to 200,000 IlilinY11nnts there were 19 In close them.” "Miss Sharpe -Vera,” be began, "you mouse. knew him, and wondered where It was 1900 as compared with 12 In 1890. And he did. Then It was proposed to "The old clock is worn out!” John must know why I’ve be»-n coming here ami who tie could be. Pittsburg Is In I...... lass with a popula­ said. “I must get another one, so much; why 1 alt here In the parlor "Never mind,” said the companion; tion of 300,000 and under 400,000, and he returned to bls bed and slept. with you night after night, and-----” "lie1* nothing to us. Forget him." Is outranked In tills class by Cleveland. It was hardly daylight when “I suppose, Mr. Pinchpenny,” Miss "Oh. foolish. It Isn't that, but you Buffalo. San Francisco nml Cincinnati. heard a team driving into Ills yard. Vera Sharpe Interrupted, “It’» cheaper know how It is when your memory be Going to the door be beheld his old to do that thau to take me out any­ trays you. and I don't want him to Homs Florida II vers. friend Tim. Tim was all excitement where.” Philadelphia iTeas. think me rude But hubby w ill be here In Florid' one may have another odd nml Ills voice trembled as be called out to night, and i'll have him And out all experience) a river ride In nil ox cart. A Testimonial. to John from his buggy: alsmt It.” “Dear Doctor: When I began using Florida rl-ers are usually shallow, and "Did your clock ring in the Half an hour later she smothered a win’ll the water la high you can travel your hair medicine three months ago, last night?” scream and rushed Imploringly at the for miles serosa country behind oxen, you assured me that my balr would not "Well yes," John answered; other woman. "For heaven's sake. with more or less river under you all trouble me much longer. I take pleas­ how did you kuow that Anile, don’t you say a word to my bub the way. There are ancient jokes about ure In stating that you spoke the truth. Tim cried: by alsiut that fellow. It Just came to I lorlda steamboats that travel on Could you give me the address of a "Don't you remember George Cower, good wig maker?" Baltimore Ameri­ heavy dews, and use spades for pad nnd what he told us alwut bls spirit dlew heels. can. manifesting Itself to us? If you don't But those of you who have been on I.e.snn In Arithmetic. 1 do, and 1 am sure George Cowee Is "Sir, I shall be. at 8 o'clock to-morrow Ila rivers know there Is but one Florida, “Now, Tommy," said the teacher, ‘‘It dead!” morning, at the ltols de Boulogne with wltli Its bearded oaks urn! fronded your father had ten otie-dollar bills and •'Nonsense!” John cried; "the young Mr. Rogers that be should sell my seconds!” your mother asked film for half of A Iaindon paper ban discovert d a Chi­ palms; Its dusky woods, carpeted with rascal is probably alive and kicking. works. His requirements were so great, "Sir, you will find that I am not easily "Nonsense or no nonsense,” Tim said. however, that no offer was made. nese picture that represents or is sup- glassy waters; Its cypress buys, where frightened! I shall be at the same hour them, how many would he have left?” Next Mr. Rogers asked the courts to lonely cranes pose, silently thoughtful “He’d still have the ten." replied the pos<*d to represent Noah s nrk resting "I believe he is dead, for all night I (of stray polllwoga); and Its birds of to-morrow, with my seconds, at the wise child. Philadelphia Record. could not sleep. About 12 o clock, when name a welver for the Rogers Loco­ on the top of Mount Ararnt. The picture motive Works. This was done, and Is of great nntlqulty. As Is well known, wondrous plumage that rise with star­ Hois de Vincennes!” 1 was thinking al>out the spirits, there 1 IHicaltle. in the War. the receiver sold them for $tM)2,0(»>. Deli ted. the religious literature of almost every tled splash when the nolsclesa canoe came a rap upon the headboard of my Wiggles Do you call your kitchen Mr. Rogers said that he hnd. nt thnt nation nnd race contains an account of glides down upon their haunts. "May. pop, I've got to write a compo ­ bed. faintly at first, and then when 1 Every strange fowl ami every hideous sition on hope. What is hope, any girt a maid? time, never sold anything but Im-omm a deluge, but a Chinese manuscript, asked if it was George Cowee's spirit, Waggles IIow can we? Iler name Is tives and butter and lie told the truth. recently unearthed, follows very close­ reptile, every singular plant ami every way?” such a thumping and bumping you Mrs. Moriarty, and she haa eight grown He Invest«*«! In »«•■ urltles ami did not tangled jungle, will tell the American "Hope, my boy. Is the Joyous expecta ­ ly the story as recorded In the Bible. never h«*aid. It was louder than a bass ls>y how fur he Is to the south. Florida tion of being able to dodge our just up children. Somerville Journal. sell them. If the securities were forced It is particularly Interesting in that drum. As soon as daylight I made to a fictitious value. Jacob Rogers paid the roof of the Chinese ark Is of the la. In fact, his corner of the tropics; deserts.” Life. Savina ' oner. haste to come to you." no attention, lie Ismght much real ca­ gable variety associated with the and the clear waters of Its rivers, Mr. Hardhead-1 saved a big pile of "Ha. ba. ha!" laughed John; "you What Hurl Him. lli value, and stained to brown and wine-color with fate, that lias Increased Noah's arks which prove such enter­ ha«l the nightmare, sure enough,” lie "I shall sue him for libel,” said the money to-day. the juices of a tropical vegetation, will he has never sold. Mrs. H.—That Is lovely! IIow? taining toys for our youngsters. The said. But Tltn sadly shook bls bead. man w ho Is making large sums of mon tell lilm. If lie reads nature's book, how At Pompton he owned Chinese picture, however, shows a Mr. H Instead of suing a man for He knew It was the "spirits." ey out of the creilullty of the tn Hauen. of many hundred of a< double storied vessel, ami. so fnr from different the sandy soli of the South la what he owed me. I let him have It.— ••Come down to my shop this after-, “ For what? ” from the yellow mold of the great West ­ raised blooded cattle, noon, and we will talk about it,” Tim' horses and maintained extensive game there being only one window In the ern plains Mt. Nicholas. "He called me a common swindler, New York Weekly. roof, there are windows In every possi­ said as he drove away. It's prptty hard for a man who haa preserves. Butter making was Ills hob­ I' m of the Automobile. That afternoon John went down to by. He sold the product of bis «lalry at ble space. Largest City Hou th of the Line. worked ns hnrd as I have to be original With the increase of endurance and the shop. Teii census returns for the metropoli ­ to be referr«-«! to as 'eomiiion.' Waali 4«) cents a ¡siund nev«*r vnrying »» ben Economic Vain® «»f Binis. the perfection of motive power and me­ •’Not because I want to talk about the demand for It grew, be wax offered It Is averred that the destruction of tan district of Sydney, N. 8. W., show lngton Mtar. dia mal parts, the automobile has ghosts,” he said, "but to have Tim put a larger price Ills reply was that but birds In France has pro>lu<-«*d dlsas that during the past ten years Its pop­ grown popular. A crippled beggar In Vo'um'n »n«. a new shoe on my mare.” ulation baa Increased by a little over ter such as li“ made was worth 4«i «-ents trous effects upon agriculture, horth'ul Boder Bryght's u«-w work will be In Paris, who formerly pro|>elled him As Tim worked on the mare's foot Ksi.isZ) persons. The total Is now .'pel,- ture ami the grape Industry. In the De­ a pound ami no more. self by hand In a cart, recently bought four v i I iiiiics they fell to talking, ami naturally the He never marrle«!. nml bl» only rela­ partment of Ib rault alone. It has been 859. of whom 197.227 are males, 189,1132 Boggs Four? The man la foolish to a one horse power machine and Is now conversation drifted to the strange tives are nephew « nml nieces. To these < aJ<'Ulat«*d. the destruction of birds sc- females, Sydney now ranks as one of making money by running errands. A attempt to float a novel of that size. events of the previous night. he l»’av«s f25o.,i«x'. together with two custonicd to f«-«*d uikhi Insects costs a the large cities of the world, It Is the Butler But the public would be sus­ public service Is to be established In Before they had finished talking gl.Oixt annuities. Tlie balance of his es­ loss of more than 2,<»a)««R» gallons of largest city south of the line. The Honolulu. Routes are being laid out alxiut the rappings on Tim's head­ tate, e»tlma’e«l a» S’».«■ u).««• u«. though It wine every year. Some birds consume United States only contains six larger picious If I m * made It any shorter. You In Madagascar. The King of England know the Iws>k Is to be called “ A Chi ­ station agent. board Mr. Maxon, the may far ex«*«»! this, be l>e<|ueatbs ns shout 09<) Insects es« b day. and a sin­ cities. New York Commercial Adver- cago Woman's Ie>ve letters.” Judge. Is having a car de luxe built In Parts, came Into the "bop. and he held in bls an endowm-nt to the Metropolitan gle Insect «“Sting species. Mons Ix*vst tlser. fioclnllata are to make a propagandist hand a folded paper. Museum of Art of New York. The will, estimates, may be the means of saving Trtie Rrwijcna’h»n. tour through Pennsylvania In a ma­ "1 saw your wagon out here. Mr tt is lielleved. will be contested by din- 3.20D grains of wheat and 1,150 gra|«es The Spinster tan Invalid?—Is It really chine of their own Emperor William I(sxi4 h. -ai«1. »!•’* 1 tliougl.t If y.«u satisfied heirs. true that marriages are made in heav­ has l>een offering cups for contesta. per day. w ,*re going right home I could get you en? The Ixmdon and New York fire depart­ A «'nrlostty of Nature. No < '««Ionics. to deliver this message that has just Austria I! The Parson Yes, I believe so. ments are taith using autos, and a self­ A pine tree an«l a blnh tree have come for Dean Cowee.” Austria Is the only empire tn the The Spinster (resignedly! Oh, then moving Are engine lias lieen In use for grown so close together In W«e>lw|ch. "Certainly I will deliver It." J««hn an worM which has never ba«l colonies, or I'll tell the doctor be needn't «wll again. years In Hartford. Conn. The State Me. that one trunk serves for both, swer«*d. am! the agent banded him the even transmarine * pii-ae«»:«>na. —Chicago New a Department of this country has re­ sending forth pine bran« bes on one sl«|e pai«er ami departed. quested our consuls abroad to furnish and bln*b on the other. The uniou Xs soon as be was out of the shop a i.ib i. It with the rules governing the opera­ •»•ms a happy one. In spite of the fart A »«urn He said he saw you in a s'ore tion of automobiles In foreign cities. «hat the two trees are as wl l«M>ked at the telegram addressed to the other day looking at trousers. The list of significant things la almost irate«! by tlie botanists as twe The greatest distinction to a sick Dea. on Cowee. am! this Is what It read t'ludly Twoiieers! The Idea! Why, endless. - World's Wort. isrbd l>r»m hi woman Is when her doctor accompanies I never 1'iok at anything but twouser- "Denver. Col., May don't get on the lltnb of a tree >e birt h A man soon forgets bls faults when her when ska goes out on her first Ing«. T» onset a are all ready made, ye "Your nephew, George Cowee, rut the limb «IT every day. but they are known ouly to himself. drive. know Philadelphia Presa. killed In a railroad accident here do thing« equally as foolish. nigbL" DANIEL « BUTTERFIELD