The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904, April 13, 1901, Image 3

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nut
Why Men Fail.
V.rv often lingers and permit»
» get "here ahead of lt -
eurl041\yn3fl, News.
Chicago D»11)___________ ______________
Spring
Cleaning
Yon a«* mail° aware of the Decc8’
,itv for cleanaing your blood in the
gpring b.v bumors, eruptions and other
outward signs of impurity.
Or that dull headache, bilious, nau-
wous, nervous condition and that tired
feeling are due to the same cause-
weak, thin, impure, tired blood.
America’» Greatest Spring Medi­
cine is Hood’s Sarsaparilla.
It makes the blood rich an-l pure,
cures sc-ofula and salt rheum, gives a
clear, healthy complexion, good appe­
tite. sweet sleep, sound health.
For cleansing the blood the best
medicine money can buy is
Hood’s
Sarsaparilla
It is Peculiar to Itself.
American Commission at Paris.
The cost of the American commis­
sion at the Paris exposition was nearly
>1,000,000.
___________ _
All diseased condition« of the
i.iiHid rtii-t skin are bc-nefittud by
the well known remedy, Garfield
Tea; it puritie» the blood and
clears ihe complexion.
Good Subject Makes Good Talker.
McCarthy—Old Brown declares you
are the most entertaining talker in
the club. What do you usually talk
about in his company?
McCommick—Old Hrown.—Harlem
Life.
Tbit »ignature is on every box ol the genuln«
Laxative Bromo=Quir.ine
T»bi«t.
Ue remedy that cur«1» » eol<l iu uno day
It Wouldn't Do.
Baron Munchausen had just writ­
ten a letter to a friend.
He closed with a flourish, “yours
truly," and signed his name.
Then, with a melancholy smile, he
erased the word "truly.”
"It would only move him to derisive
laughter,” he said.—Chicago Tribune.
H»<*<l llie lied Flag of Hanger !
Red piinpli-». blotch--», boils, son-- are danger
si,tola of torp-.-l liver, poisoned blood: Cab-
- —-
All
rirets Candy • utliariic will save you.
druggists toe,25c, 60,-.
Amending Shakespeare.
Her Escort—Ise awful fond ob
music, ’specially dance music.
Miss Snowflake—So's I. Doan' day
say <!at music am de food ob lub?
"It am de very chicking an' watah-
million of lub.”-—Puck.
Not Completed.
Mrs. Darling—You told me before
we were married that you had an in­
come of S3.000 a year. What has be­
come of it?
Mr. Darling-—Can’t tell you until I
get an itemized bill from your dress­
maker.—Denver News.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AUK TAKING
WRenvon take Grove’s Tasteless Chili Tonic,
bei-su-e the formula is plainly printed on every
bottle showing that it is simply Iron and Qui­
nine In a tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. 50c.
For Keeps.
Ascum — So you've got a political
situation? Do you expect to keep
it’
Rafferty—Faith, I do. so. an' what's
more, I ixpict it to kape me.—Phila­
delphia Press.
Mothers will find M in . Winslow’s Sooth­
ing >yrup the best remedy to use tor their
children during the teething period.
Serum for Diphtheria.
During a recent epidemic of diph
therla In a town on the Hudson. 201
cases were treated with serum, and
among these there were only twe
deaths.
EITQ Perm.tn-
Perm.in- rly
r|y Cun
Cur- d.
<1. No fit« or n. rvousnow
aft,.i ti ■' iiv'sti.»
: tv--» il», . fl»» KI'»'-- '-r»-at N«rve
I '•IQ
I IQ ai-.
Ke.t or Ret,-It. I Fl< KE H-2.O0trial t. ittb uiitre.it*
to« ba. K. H K lin k. Ltd , '..i \i- hSt., Philadelphia.Pa*
The Meaning in a Squeak.
Gas de Smith—Those new boots of
yours squeak awfully; perhaps they
ain't paid for yet?
Johnny—That's all nonsense. If
there is anything in that, why don't
my coat, and vest, and my trousers,
and my hat squeak, tpo?—Ex< hange.
TO CITtE A COI-D IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets. All
Irttgglau ref-n-d the monei it it fails to ettr«.
E- W.Grove’s signature Ison each box. 2-c.
Restoring a Medieval Castle.
At Hohkoninsburg. in Alsace, the
remains of an early medieval castle
is to be restored by the kaiser after
the manner in which Pterrefonds was
rebuilt by the architect Viollet le Du
for the Empress Eugenie.
(JHEGONffLCOÔpURIFiiff
MODERN BOOKS AND PLAYS.
I
T beir Title. Are Pictarwvqae rn.l >ug.
aettive. if Nothin« '-ore.
“Have you seen When Poached Egg»
Were on Toast?’
“So-I’ve read the book. HaVe you
seen Under Two Bread»?’ ”
"Not yet. I’ve read the book. I
shouldn't think It would make nearly
so good a play as Unleavened Flag
"I didn't read 'Unleavened Flags,’
but if it was as poor a book as it was a
play It wasn't worth reading. Still, you
can't always tell. You've seen 'lu the
Palace of Ilaruut.’ of course.”
“Oh, yes. indeed—I wasn't half
through the book when I saw that."
"1 didn't read the book. I was afraid
they'd put the last chapter first as they
did when they dramatized 'David Mere­
dith. you know-. 1 don't believe In this
dramatizing a novel by mixing it up
until you can’t recognise it.”
"Oh. I do. It's ever so much more ex­
citing all mixed up. I like the kind of
dramatized novel where you can’t tell
which novel it is until the third act at
least.”
” To Shave ami to Scold' ought to
make a good play—don't you think so?"
"Oh. yes. indeed; much better than
■Carvice Janel’ did. By the way. did
you ever bear of a play by the name of
‘Hamlet? ”
'Hamlet?' Why. 1 don't remember
any novel of that name. Really? You
don't mean it? Oh. If that’s the case I
shouldn't care to see It. Have you read
Huxley's 'Life and Letters?’ ”
“No, there's not the slightest chance
of its being dramatized. I’m told. I'm
reading 'When the Soup Grows Cold'—
the advertisement says It's sure to be
dramatized.”—New York Evening Sun.
Balzac’s Convenient Trousers.
In a little village iu tlie heart of
Touraine lives a small, brown old man.
says the London Onlooker, whose great
pride It is that lie once had tlie honor
of making a pair of trousers fcr Balzac.
The old tailor delight» to tell of his
meeting with the distinguished French-
man.
When I got to the chateau where
Monsieur Balzac was staying, I found
him in tlie garden writing a novel, He
was so busy that I waited a bit. Many
sheets of paper, covered with fine writ­
ing. lay around him. He would write
a *«p**ll then stnre wildly about, and
then go at It again ns if he knew that
a world was waiting for liis words.
After standing near and watching
him a while 1 had to Interrupt him to
get bls measure for the trousers.
Ion­
sieur Balzac was very good-natured.
He smiled while I measured him. but
he spoke but once.
“No feet.” he said, as I finished, and
returned nt once to Ills work.
1 didn’t know at all wlint he meant,
but some way I didn't have courage to
interrupt him again to ask. but I met
a servant and inquired of him wliat Ills
master meant by “No feet ”
"Oh.” says he. "Monsieur Ralzae
wants his trousers made without any
openings nt the bottom, so that he can
sit and write without having to put on
slippers.”
Satisfied with His ,><>11.
One of Cleveland's leading business
oucerns hired a new man the other
■'ay. and a little later, when the superin­
tendent passed by, lie noticed -hat the
new man was smoking a pipe. Tlie rule
against smoking ou the premises is a
rigid one.
"See here, my man,” cried the official,
“you can't smoke here.”
The new man looked up and nodded
and the superintendent passed along.
A half hour later lie was tiaek again,
and lo! the new man was still enjoying
his pipe.
"Say.” the official cried, “didn't I tell
you that smoking was not permitted
here?”
"You did." replied (lie new man.
"Didn’t you understand me?"
"I did.”
"See here, perhaps you don’t k now
who I am?”
“That's a true word.”
"Well. I’m the superintendent.”
The new man looked up at the official
with an expression of deep interest.
“Are ye. sure?” he cried. "Superin­
tendent. eh? Well, It's a tine Job—take
care of it.”
And he calmly returned to his work.
—Cleveland Plain Denier.
Patriotism Versus Pounds
Uncle Silas I’euniwise had never
seen Boston Harbor before. "This Is
the place. 1 suppose.” he said, gazing
over Its blue waters, crowded with
shipping, “where our Revolution fore­
fathers threw that tea overboard."
“Yes,” responded bis city nephew, his
eye kindling. “I don't wonder it stirs
you to tlie depths to look at the scene
of that historic event It marked an
epoch in the world's history which no
patriotic American can recall without
a thrill of pride.”
"Ye-es.” replied Uncle Silas, musing­
ly. "I—I wonder how much the feller»
lost who owned that tea.”
Appreciative.
“You have a fine pedigree,” «aid the
American
multi millionaire to the
nobleman.
“ Yes,” was the nonchalant answer.
“And 1 want to tell you. I appreciate
such things. If there Is anything 1
take an Interest In It Is a pedigree.
Why. when I was younger I could go
to the races nn-l name over the ances­
try of every horse at the track.”—* ash­
ington Star.
Laureate Nonaenae.
Composition of Sweetbreads.
Tennyson is «aid to have been food of
Elsie (aged 3»—Mamma, I.want to foolish fm.
,|''1
"• *' :! "f
ask you a serious question.
fun which is not wit but nonsense.
Mamma—Well, what I» it. dear?
One (lay. at Burlington Hous-1, lie ask­
Elsie—Are the sweetbreads made of
ed the guests a conundrum which be
loaf sugar?
had Just made:
Th* R«'t Prescript Ion for Mntarla
"Who are the greatest women In th»
ruiliFJ?"’5 Fever 1« a )«ttieo( (trove'« T»»tele««
T-m-) T-inle. It
«iopiy fro« »nd quinine In world ?”
• UMeteM (orm. No -are. No P«v. Price hoe
The answer was:
-Ml«» ouri. the Misses Ippi ami Sara
Little Alice'» Oeccription.
Little 3-year-old Alice stoo-l watch­ Gossa.”
ing her mother baking pancakes After
Pet.
a few moments' silent observation she
said:
1
“Put on back,
bark, turn over on
The Princess' tarn-1 tiger eat
ttoa toarh. then pat.”
The bra»« I'rin-v. her suitor, sad yet
She gave it u-rt cold—
Or so it is tuld—
ti e
That the Prim-« weat sway in a p»L
—Détruit Journal.
It comet as natural for a g
1 I «•
her school teacher as fur a \r>j to <l.a-
like bls.
We will ail liare to face t
the funeral march- some day.
LONGEVITY
IN
I9TH
CENTURY.
Prutesaion« C.mp4rwl
l'hiio«"pb«r.
a Uli Karn.er« in the L.eaii«
Mrs a Watson's Message
SEAFARING MEN Good, Live Agents Wanted
/
r\/' KNOW THE VALUE OF
I d all unoccupied ta ritory, for th«
Bett NS hewl« on x.*.tD, ID« 1^)1
"Ha, the past century cot .rlbuted to-
sanl the increase or the ditulnutiou of
lU.uat- longevity?” That was the que*
ilou discussed the other day by a group
She telle ell suffering women how she was
>f FreiM-U sck-utlsts. lu comparing the
oured of Ovarian Inflammation by
statistics of morality lu the nineteenth
wr
BK.YUE9
.•eutury with those brought out by Du
OILED CLOTHING
y
- $25 - $35 - $40
villard at tt.c close of the previous cen­
IT WILL
K '
tury it ap|H-ars that the average loug-
' keep IN you
dry
FRED T. MERRILL CYCLE CO.,
■vlty since 1THH lueieased by five or six
M
THe
•
fOltLÍHa. Or«.
105*111 Hath Street
years. Therefore, the questiou pul l»y
WETTEST WEATHE«
jur medical celebrity would »eetu to be
- loor roe «ov t tíam ham
ON SALE BESYMMERt
answered, Ibe.uuswer poiutlug to an iu-
«■ t* - a
_
.
_
CATALOGUES F8tE
-rvase vf the average length of lite. y.OW SG FULL PFUt OFúARflfNrj ANDI'ATS.
But the present effort is to reveal the
A J TOWER CO BOSTON MA55
f
mirage, if mirage there Is, in the figures
before us; aud that 1» a thorny problem.
Dr. Vacher aud M. Bertlllon fix tlie
i' - rage looget Itj .u the n neteent h cen
lury at 73 years. All things tielug
■qual. the number of people w ho reach
cd tlie age of 73 was greater 111 the gen-
ML
-rations of the nineteenth century itian
it was lu those of the eighteenth.
Vaeher -uly arrives at approximations,
lie tried to find out if professions pos
7^
sess-d any Influence over the chances
“ D esk M rs . P inkham —When I wrote to you a few months
-f lite, an-l lie was tillable to come to
ago I had been suffering from inflammation of the ovaries and
t eoneluslou. because tie found ceu-
womb for over eighteen months I had a continual pain and
lemtriau» tu all professions, even the
soreness in mv back and side. 1 lielieve my troubles were caused
most uuremuueiatlve. For all that, lie
by overwork and lifting some years ago. Life was a drag to me
thinks that he can give tlie palm to
and I felt like giving up. I had several doctors, but they did me
igriculture. because It was lu tlie fam­
little good. I began to use Lydia E. Pinkham'» Vegetable Com­
ilies of farmers that lie found the great­
pound four months ago and am in better health to-day than I
have been for years All my pains are gone. Your Vegetable
est numbet of persons who had reached
Compound has made me well. I recommend it lu all suffering
m advanced age. Here statistics are In
women.’ —M rs . S. J. W atson , Hampton, V’a.
iceord with the most rational prevls
lulls.
When there is one remedy that la sure, nnd
hundreds of thousands of women know from ex­
The profession w hich presents a hap
perience is reliable, is it wise to experiment w ith
py medium iu the matter of longevity
$65.00 AND UP
untried and comparatively unknow n medicines?
Is that of the scientist. Among tlie sa­
vants one finds a* many men who die
R tat ADR
have deposited with
M H tfW fl K II th- v*i’>
-'i l t v Ba' k.
young as the number w ho die very old.
■
,.t i vun |
which
We kuow that Fontenello lived 100
wl]|
paid to any per­
son who can find that the abv ve testimonial
years, and tliut Clievreul was 103.
letter is not genuine or was published before
Among those who reached ages quite
obtaining tne wtitei’s special permission.
I.YDia E P inkham M edicin a C o .
respectable, although their years were
fewer in nuuilier. are Humboldt, who
died at iifi; Newton, nt S5; Franklin, at
S4. aud Buffon, at Hl.
Woes
of
a
Wife.
i he Key to the Situation.
"Oh, that I should have married a , Tlie list of those w ho died very young,
First Detective—How did you man­
like Bichat and I'nsehal. Is just ns long;
age to discover the scandal in their funny man!” she wailed.
"What is the matter, lovely dear?" lint it Includes, unfortunately, the mar
family closet?
Second Detective-Well, you see, I asked her most intimate friend.
I tyrs of science, those who fell upon I lie HtìNNIìY, S qo . oo and up
"He came home and told me he had , tield of holler lu tlie effort to harvest
had a sseleton key.—Smart Set.
and
a sure way to keep Jelly from getting
I U)I I f-M
or any piece of Machinery, it
moldy at the top. and when I asked i -oiiie new truth Jaequemont and (’em-
wiU pay to write ua for cata­
him how he said turn it upside down." ' merson in France. Hasielqulst and Abel
logue and prices-
in Sw < den. Solok. ff In Itussla ami many
MITCHELL, LEWIS Ä STIVER CO.
—Boston Traveler.
RUSSELL & CO.,
other». Such deaths are lieyond tlie
Portland and Spohano.
Portland, Crujon.
reach of tlie massive rules of stallstlcs First and Taylor Sts.
It
Is
noteworthy,
however,
that
tlie
cel
­
An Indianapolis Woman's Sworn State­
ebrated Ca-slnl family Is about tlie only
ment of the Way in Which She
one In which tlie dual Inheritance of
longevity and scleutitic genius Insti-d
\\ as Saved From Death.
To Play “Shopping.”
The leader says:
"1 went shop through four generations. -Courier des
u.eÄTr Anchor Clamps and Uprights
From the Indianapolis News.
ping this morning, and everything I Etats Unis.
Mrs. Mary K. Burns, of 505 Hia­ bought began with A. From the gro
watha street, Indianapolis. Ind., IE liv­ cer I bought (points to a player ami
A Boy's <'oin|H>Hitti>n on (Bria.
ing evidence of the wonderful powers waits for response), from the drug­
■*■*■»*1
Girls Is tilings wat gets taken out for
.
of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale gist (points to another), from the
People, the remedy that cures where dry goods store, from the baker.” nothing to tlieyntres and cirkusscs and
all others fail. For years she en­ etc. The responses must be given parties and everything, I wish I wire
dured all the tortures of indigestion, quickly. The penalty is to take the a girl, my sister Mary was on<> and
- -
*»W>t V-
—
nervousness and female weakness, a place of the leader anti start another she's got a soft tiling of it too. Hank
s -X«
complication of troubles that five phy­ letter.
Wilson conies to sis- her every knlglit
sicians confessed their inability to
and lie talks her out riding and Hans­ Great Combination of Strength and Beauty.
cure. Her story is well worth the at­
ing, and everything, He never talks • T ur T ir T hat Buina.”
tention of every woman. She says:
See Our Anchor Clamp
me out altho I'd like It Just as well.
"My illness commenced after my
When -luff' Gordon was hear I heard
You would be «urprlsed It you knew
first child was born. I was so weak
howlittleii would ■ i'St you to fix up
and nervous that it seemed 1 would
hank wllson tell him that his girl was
that old fence.
Better «end for aoiu«
never get strong. For twelve years
nn awful exkspense to him. and that
Anchor Clamp« an I Upright«, and a
pair
of
our
nlncherw,
and make your old
I doctored for female trouble, com­
he had to tract her to olsters and Isl­
wire fence look I ke a new one.
plicated with nervousness and indiges­
and everything. Then Duff
kreem,
ANCHOR FENCE look« «o nice and
tion. My stomach was so weak that are among the best k nown
in ho Htrong that farmer« «ometluie«
gordou winked and sed. never mind,
for days at a time I could eat nothing of the many dangerous
think tliat it must be high priced. It
her old man has got lots of tin.
but bread and milk. 1 was also troub­ wild plants and shrubs.
isn't, though.
Yes sed hank i’ll have to Grlnn mid
led with palpitation of (he heart and To touch or handle them
Cattle, Sheep and Hog Tight, it S’ ivir surt after cluaing
CLAxr
B»ft>»z
P
uno .
was often so miserable that I could not quickly produces swelling
Barrett til we're Marred and then If
lie down. Five doctors prescribed for and inflammation with in­
wants cliocklet kntulle She'll have
FARM. RAILROAD AND LAWN FENCE.
me. and I took many kinds of medi­ tense itching and burning
get it herself. Then they Poked
cine without being benefited. One of tlieskin. Theeruption
eacli other In the ribs and latTed. Wee Write for Price« an-l Cata'ognr.
day I saw Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills soon disappears, the suf­
The Portland Anchor Fence Co
had dinner rite after that and hank
Agent« U anted In
advertised in the papers and I de­ ferer hopes forever ; but
74» Nicolai St., PORTLAND, Oregon.
Every Town,
Wilson
and
Duff
Gordon
was
there
too
cided to give them a trial. I did so almost as soon as the little blisters and
and had not finished taking the first pustules appeared the poison had reached 1 askt pa. Please pa won't you sho me
box when I knew that I was getting the blood, and will break out at regular some ov your tin. Tin? Said pa what
better.
intervals and each time in a more aggra­ do you mein? Wei I said hank wllson
"You can imagine the relief I felt vated form. This poison will loiter in the said Mary was an orfel xpens to him
when I found that after years of suf­ system for years, and every atom of it mid duff gordon sed never mind, that
In *11 towns of Oregon, Washington and Idaho,
fering I was being cured. I continued must be forced out of the blood l-efore you
the old man Is got lots of till and then
taking the pills, and the female trouble can expect a jierfect, permanent cure.
hank sed after lie was Mnrryed Mary
entirely disappeared.
Dr. Williams'
Pirik Pills for Pale People did more A A
Nature’s AnlMolc would have to bye her choeklet kandle
LE ROY
LE ROY
for me than it was claimed they would
herself, mid then evrlbodl skidded me
do. Since I first took the pills I have
mid kalleil me naims mid they got
Model 50,
Modal 50
not needed a doctor nor any other
Nature’s Polsois, fighting mining thcreselves mid Mary
$35.00.
$35.00.
medicine; they have restored my
kried mid lunik looked like If lie was PCR1LAN0 DELIVERY.
POtULRNJ DELIVERY.
health, strength and happiness.
is the only cure for Poison Oak, Poison
MRS MARY K. BURNS."
Ivy, ami all noxious plants. It is com­ going to kry too mid a after wile they
Subscribed and sworn to before me posed exclusively of roots and herbs. Now made up mid kissed mid said 1 will a
is the time to get the poison out of your young liar mid hank wllson give me a
this 19th day of October, 1900.
GEORGE H. SWAN,
system, as delay makes your condition kuarter mid tolled me to keep quiet
(Seal)
Notary Public.
worse. Don't experiment longer with mid not to lie 2 fresh. I never did like
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale salves, washes and soaps—they never cure. girls anniehow.
People are sold by all dealers, or will
Mr. S. M. Marshall, bookkeeper of the A-tnnta
be sent postpaid on receipt of price (r.a ) Gas l.-ylit Co., »(( poi.on.-d w l> I’ i.oii
The Away-rroiii-Hoine Girl.
lie took Sulphur Arrenic an.l various
50 cents a box, or six boxes for |2.50 Oak.
other drug«, and applied externally numerous
"Write your home letters regularly
HENRY GOODMAN A COMPANY,
(they are never sold in bulk or by the lotton« and an Ives with no benelrt. At limn the
.... isa near anterr....
hundred), by addressing Dr. Williams «welling and inflammation w i«»o aevere he was mid k(s*p in touch with your parent»
almost blind. For eight years the p..i«on would mid old friends by weekly correspond­
Medicine Company. Schenectady. N. Y. break out everyaeason. tbs . .nditfon was much
Jobbora
of
Bíoyolo
Sumirlo».
Portland, Oregon
improve I after taking one bottle < f S S S , and ence,” writes Margaret E. Smigster, In
■ few b>ttles ( leared his blood of tlie ]K>ison, aud tlie Ladies' Home Journal, addressing
A Forehanded Lover.
all evidences of the disease disappeared.
-y
‘ Shan't we elope. George?”
gills who have gone from holm- Into
Teople are often poisoned without
“Yes. if you think it will please your
tin* world to seek their livelihood.
father. Financially I'm not prepared knowing when or how. Explain your case "Never let a Sunday afternoon drift
fully to our physicians, an-l they will
to get him down on me.”
cheerfully give such information ami ad­ out without your hour ap<*nt In an Inti­
vice as you require, without charge, and mate mol loving letter to the dear
Stona fho Cough and
we will send at the same time an interesU mother. This Is n g-ssl occupation for
ttorhf Off tho Cold.
Laiative Bromo-Quinine Tab -1-ear» »cold In ing book on Blood and Skit. Diseases.
Hun-lay, mul I can hardly tt-ll you how
juedsy. No cure. No Pay. Price 25 cent».
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA
minute mol eontidentlal mid affection­
Passing Fare.
ate tills writing should lie. But then*
Street car conductor» are never
Is no need. You know what yon like to
Knew the Sort.
beautiful. In fact, they are not even
Eleanor's Mother­ -You do Eleanor a hear from home, mid w tint mother mid
passing fare —Philadelphia Record.
great injustice, my dear. She is not father most long for, when your letters
She ha» no power come. I follow those letters. Mother
•' voiironid»»n<Hl mrdlsth« fi>m»usOrsfo» Blood idle, only delicate,
of endurance.
Purifier, ie»i«l »nd true. I se il now.
Is In the kitchen, washing the dishes
Eleanor’s Father- Humph! I know
Aluminum Bridges for Cavalry.
Saws Wood,
all about her power of endurance, It’s She wipes her hands mid sits down In
The Austro-Hungary war office has the kind that'll let her dance all night tlie low rocking --tinlr by the window
recently tried with success bridges of in shoes two sizes too small for her, where tlie Iliac Is tiegfnnlng to bud.
and costs two
aluminum for cavalry. They are the and make her t-x> tired the next day Father stand» tietween tlie table an-l
cents
an
invention of Captains de Vaux and de to dust the parlor —New York World. the door, waiting to hear what yon
Vail, and are easily carried on wagons.
have said, mol aware I hat lie must wait
Get full particulars from 310 Market
until mother lias satisfied her heart
Street, Han Franciaco, Cal.; Firat and
with
the
first
reading.
Then
It
will
be
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Stark Sta., Portland, Or.; I an Angeles,
his turn. To them Is-th you are. ami
you will always tie. Just their own lit­
tle girl, and you can never send them
a line which they will not semi with
••I h«»r uaad your waluablr CAM «•
eagerness. Ko never put off your fam JOHN POOLE, Portland. Oregon,
ikTi m
lly at home with a scrappy, hurried
it iu»*m I I m
'•*•« tornw
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Pool of Murrtaon «(reel,
• >r i d <1 «cavioo an*! blliowanand am now cotc
scrawl; take time; and tell them every
cured K» -.n n,end them u»« «-ryor »
On
give
you the lieat barv«inn in
>nc« tried you will never or w tt.raji them in
thing.”
uetami.r '
E kw * M* hx . Alusay, N. Y.
Biigtfiea, Plow«, Boilers and Engines,
Dls-'ordnnt Custom in Berlin.
Windmills and Pumps in I General
CANOV
Berlin 1» protiatily the only city of Machinery. See ns before buying.
CATHARTIC
any size tn wlileb there 1» alisolmely
no attempt at anything like a general
dinner hour, or even at uniform bual
lie«» hour». Each circle of profeaalom*
ha» Ita own hours of buslne»«, wlilch
naturally regulate the household meal
arrangements. Army and official cir­
and
cles have certain hour» of duty; bank­
e »«Mni P« »(»i . Parent T»«w Oona r*
•»ooa. ««wer ?*tcaen W^aaca »>t Gripe. Mr Sr
ing and conimerdnl house« liaie their
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own hour»; writer», actor» ■ nd artist«
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theirs, ami the university ■ n-l the
r an <lr»g
W-TO-BAC.
sc bools form another set with other
Both 4i««H« »»4 cripple,
POULTRY NETTING.
bonrs. If you have a wide
but
;r«*p poultry »ri-d idc. fbr 3 mot». I
Buy from the manufacturer. Frfce in lull roll«
i. Of I « , « i • t - ’ • < • i t h I
In Berlin you may t-e a»ked out
Springtime Resolutions
1 feet wide, l a feet long.
,
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dinner at any time from 'J until
(wiltry In N W. hampia free
llopeleas dyspepsia la the penalty
v
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you do not keep in one »et.
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PINKHAM’S
YOU DO
YOUR PART
DO OURS
«
Machinery, Implements,
Farm Supplies, Etc
Bee Line Buggies
SAW MILL, ENGINE
WAS TORTURED
NEW LIFE TO OLD FENCES!
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Polson oaki
Polson Ivy
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FAIRBANKS,
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Biliousness
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Rtrtlui,
Or.
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aiwiQi attend lu «very uue a bidding.
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