The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904, March 23, 1901, Image 9

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    Spring Humors
of the Blood
,n a bn« majority of people.
Xb-blv W T*r ***“• °f theSe
year by Hood-, baraapa-
*«
by
ft‘,VertiMi-
r
set the Other 25 per cent, to
thia great Spring Medicine.
H will »l*rpen your appetite, cure
J au.mach trouble., relieve that
“i/XX’h a. a blood purifier is
„.J by its marvelous cures of
■tenion»014“ ’
Salt Rheum
,cr?iuoad
Boil», Pirr,P|e*
of Humor Psoriasis
*" ^ Poisoning
Rheumatism
Blcod Poison g
Ma|arla( Etc.
Cata^rn
All of »hich are l,revttleut noW-
HOOD’S
Sarsaparilla
Will do von a wonderful amount of
He sure to get Hood s.
Prince to Stick Type.
like all the male members of the
royal house of Germany, the crown
cnnce is about to learn a trade, which
’ill probably be that of a compositor.
TO Cl KK * <'»»«•«> ,N O!,,C DAV
«.w. r .-rutive
Quinine
All
ul Bromo
"he mouev
if it Tablets.
fall, to cur.
signature is on -»ch box.
2 e
Can't Take the Medicine.
Bobbs—laughter is a cure for in­
digestion.
'
Bobbs—But a man can’t laugh when
he bas dyspepsia.—Baltimore Amer-
¡can.
Br takinK OAKViri.l» TKl, the danger
, .oncactll g la gr.p la
,,>r ibr » *l«in ¡’ e,< ..uae<l. the
purirti-d and the digestion
perfected by tills great herb cure.
Germany’s New Navy.
The German naval programme,
which according to the original an­
nouncement. was not to be completed
until 1915. ¡a now, it sems, to be
finished by 1906. In that year Ger­
many will have at least 40 ships.
20 large cruisers and 28 small cruis­
ers.
U hen You liny Ink
set Carter'« ntui you will get the best every
lime, "inklings" free. Carter's Ink Co.,
Boston.
Buying Land in Sweden.
In Sweden tney have a land ar­
rangement of this kind: the former
will cive a tenant so many acres of
ground, provided tne tenant will give
him so many days labor for so many
years, the labor to be paid as wanted.
The Bent Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever is a bottle of (»rove’s Tasteless
Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine In
& tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Price 50c.
CROOK PERSONATES A GIRL,
Nabresk. Hotel Cterk Fell |.
.,d
wanted to Harry Him
Denver. Col..
Dear Mr. Crawly
Since there Is no law which perants
two men to marry It will be impossible
for me to consent to become your wife
You will Bud all the evidence of uiy
womanly charm» which so attracted
you. as well as the ’form’ which
you so admired io my room upstairs. I
am sorry to blast your foudeat wishes
beg to remain your slater.
"Minnie Swift.”
That was the reply which Harry R
Crawford, ulght clerk of the Midway
hotel at Kearuey. Neb . received from
his lady love at the Windsor hotel In
Denver when anticipating an aci-ept
atice of hla offer of marriage. Behind
the sarcastic little note is the story
of a shrewd little bunko game.
Last November a handsome, flaxen
haired young woman appeared at the
Midway hotel in Kearney, Neb., and
was hired as waitress by Landlord
Casey. She said her name was Minnie
Swift and that she was trying to can­
tor herself, as her mother was an Invalid
and dependent for support upon her
only brother, who was a struggling
mining operator at Cripple Creek.
She had many admirers, among them
W. S. Weaver, a cattle buyer from
Wyoming. After three weeks she ask
ed for leave to stay at home for a few
days. Next evening a slender young
man registered at the Midway hotel as
Arthur J. Swift. Cripple Creek. Colo.
Harry R. Crawford, night clerk, asked
if he was related to Minnie Swift.
“She's my sister.” answered the
young man. "Do you know her?”
When he learned that Minnie was a
waitress at the hotel he inquired eager
ly atsjut her. and obtaining tier address
went away. The following morning
he brought a note from Minnie asking
permission to stay at home while her
brother was lu town. On the after­
noon of the fifth day he asked Mr.
Casey to cash a draft for "only $250.”
The proprietor couldn't, but W. S.
Weaver was only too happy to accom
modate his sweetheart's brother, who
had to leave town that night. Next
day Minnie Swift returned to work.
The draft wits protested. Minnie cried
and said that there must be some mis­
take; that her brother was in Denver
closing a mining deal. Weaver, being
unable to go. sent Clerk Crawford with
the girl to Denver to bnd Arthur Swift
and rectify the error. Weaver paid the
expenses of the trip. Crawford pro­
posed on the train and Minnie promised
him an answer next morning. In the
morning Crawford found the note
given atiove. He went to the room ad
Joining Ins. which was occupied by the
girl. On the floor was a corset, a wig
of yellow hair, powder, rouge and curl­
ing irons. Crawford notified tile police
and went home.
GIFT TO THE NATION.
Agricultural Department's Collection
ol New I conomic Plant-.
The Caspian Sea.
The Department of Agriculture at
The Caspian sea is literally a great
depression in the surface of the earth. Washington is now putting Into shape
It is 84 feet below the regular sea a collection of new economic plants and
level. Besides this, its waters have vegetables which are expected to prove
very little salt in them, being almost of great value to the farmers and gar­
fresh.
deners of the country. The collection
was made by Barbour Lathrop, former
ly of Chicago, who has spent two years'
A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK
time uml thousands of dollars of his
own money on the project.
Of Particular Interest to Threshermen and
Two years ago Mr. Lathrop left New
Farmers.
York, taking with him as an expert
Knmell & Co., of Portland, Ore., the botanist David G. Fairchild, who was
largest dealers in machinery on the assigned for the purpose by the De­
Pacific Coast, have just issued at con­ partment of Agriculture at Washing­
siderable expense a neat and very com­ ton. At the time of Ills selection Mr.
plete account book for up-to-date Fairchild was in charge of the section
thresheimcn, etc. The books are tor of seed and plant Introduction.
During the two years which have
free distribution, and all people who
want them should write immediately elapsed the party has visited almost
to Russell & Co., Portland, Ore.
Police Hard to Dismiss.
A New York police commissioner
declared that it was easier to hang a
man for murder there than to dismiss
a policeman. "Last year,” he said.
' the board had to pay out $130,000
In back salaries to men who had
been reinstated by the courts.
Anti-Automobile Law.
Denver has an ordinance which pro­
hibits operating an automobile at a
speed greater than six miles an hour,
and employs a mounted policeman to
enforce it.
T- A. Williams. a leading drv-gooda mer-
enant n( Spartanburg, S. C-, writes: ' For years
Lh"? • severe case of
««al Catarrh, with all
'
lelong to that
»“•f which
?„,Ja ,,fe, '■*inful «nd
c
*
1
■
■
_
Wife Sfe H
y
'
'nr r p,nion S. a K is the only medi-
C uarrh •M* lh*1 wi" ,®ecl • permanent cure
4p4| 4VK Z*fe| is the only purely veg-
etable biood purifier
known, and the great*
of all blood medi-
cines and tonics.
.
vou have Catarrh don't wait until it
imes deep-seated and chronic, but be-
Fn at once the u«e of S S. S„ and send
our book on Bl.. d and Skin Diseases
*nte our physicians about your case.
™l »WIFI SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANT*. «A.
•*,
¡“
11 *“• 14.041.725 of wtikh
»-.J..JOÜ was paid by tu« city unj Owes
-A« rest by the government tn issi
14.961.JOO. tn 1*. . $6.,4Sli<».
Pe-ru-na.
One of the Ntrougegt men recently stated
'ltle
ret of ms wonderful power wa*
perfect digestion. Hoaietter’s Stomach
Bitters makes digestion perfect, and cures
* .Con,phki,its arising from a week stom-
ich such a* indiges(i<Mi. biliousness and
til liver and kidney ailment«. As a blood
punner and nerve tonic it ia marvelou*
It is recommended by physicians, and sold
bv every druggist m the countrv. Try it
also for malaria lever, and ague.
Young Lady Bell Ringerg.
Six young ladies have learned the
art of bell ringing in the villuge of
Bradfield. England. They "rang In”
1901 at the church.
This signature is on every box of the genuine
Laxative Bromo-Quinine
T»bi.t.
the remedy that core« a cold in uao day
Congrevsufan Howard (r m Alabama.
Washington, Feb. 4th. 1899.
ru-na Drug M f'g Co.. Columbus. O.
Gentlemen—I have taken Pe-ru-n;
now for two weesa, and find I am
very much relieved
I feel that my
cure will be permanent, 1 have also
taken it tor la grippe, ami I take
pleasure tn recommending Pe-ru-na
aa an excellent remedy to all fellow
sufferers.
Very respectfully. M. W. Howard,
1
Congressman Howard's home ad-
dress is Fort Pavne. Ala.
Any man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh.
Catarrh is well-nigh universal almost
omnipresent. » e-ru-na is the only ab­
solute safeguard known. A cold is
the beginning of catarrh. To prevent
colds, to cure coida, is to cheat catarrh
out of its victLms. Address Dr.Hart
man. Columbus, U., for a free catarrh
book.
Profits of a Convict Mine.
The Tennessee convict coal min is a
paying institution. The profits in the
last six months will amount to more
than $100.000.
roa STOW A4 H. I.IV Kit ANI» BOWKLS.
iiiiils-vtion is effectually cured
by ths originili IIEKB medicine, <• VK-
»'■ KI.I> TKA. which cause* s normal
action of the digestive organs.
Strike a S. ccess.
Cahill—Was the strike a success?
Cassidy — It was. After being out
six weeks we succeeded in gittiu' back
our Jobs.—Puck.
DECLARED A HOPELESS INVALID BY
LEARNED PHYSICIANS.
An Old Fort
The oldest fort in
Augustine, Fla. It
Spanish over three
was for a long time
K««tor«<l to Perfect Health and Strength
toy Dr. William«’ Pink Pill« for Pale
People—A Most Wonderful Cure.
I
in Florida.
America is at St.
was built by the
centuries ago. It
used as a prison.
*ropa f/to Oou»/i and
Worka Oft tha Oold.
i-axativs Rroino-Qutnine Tab i t« cure a cold in
oue day. No cure, No Pay. Price 25 cent*.
From the Preu, Grand Rapide, Mich,
the many remarkable cases
which have recently occupied the at­
Caused Reduction in Arrests.
tention of the medical world and of
The fee system for arrests in Jack
the public at large, none more strik- son county. Missouri, was aliolished a
ngly illustrates the wonderful power year ago. The number of arrests since
if Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale that time has considerably decreased.
People than the recovery of Mrs.
Jennie Tuttle, who. after two years'
confinement to her bed. was restored
to perfect health and strength. Mrs.
Tuttle, who lives at the corner of Ful­
ton and Market streets. Grand Rapids,
Mich., tells the following story:
“1 had been flat on my back in bed
for two years and the doctors had
given me up as a hopeless case. They
had resorted to every remedy known
to the profession and had even sub­
Jected me to the tortures of five sur-
gieal operations, My trouble was duo
to change of life and 1 grew weaker
and weaker until 1 became helpless
and unable to leave my bed. A nurss
and four physicians attended me.
"One box of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Pale People gave me great
relief and after using them for three
months I was a well woman, having
been able to leave my bed the sixth
week after commencing the treat­
ment
I can state that the cure was
complete and permanent as it is now
three years since 1 used them.
"I have recommended the pills to
several of my relatives. My tnother-in-
law'- who Is 72 years old.took them for
general debility, and they soon pro
duced a very marked Improvement in
her condition. I wish that the
thousands of women who are afflicted
as I have been may know of this rem
edy which has saved my life and
given me health and strength."
Signed. MRS. JENNIE TUTTLE.
Subscribed and sworn to before tin
this 2nd day of August. 1900.
B. F. BARENDSEN.
[Seal]
Notary Public.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
People are sold by all dealers, or
will be sent post paid on receipt of
price, 50 cents a box. or six boxes for
$2.50, by addressing Dr. Williams Med­
icine Co., Schenectady, N. Y.
Of
Home people are entnu»I»«tle la ae
’ ceptlng Invitation», because they figure
I that they will save that much by eat
1 lag away from t»“*
Not the Maxim that Waa Impreaaed
on Oue Small Girl.
Once upuu a time a long while ago
when the writer was young and vain­
much as
Noi
glorious and occasionally expatiated to
ut I notile t
remeal o i
some of her »mall compsnious upon ,
ttes; it Use. to the ixwt of her wearing apparel or the
Transeripl
nuuiiier of teaspoons her mamma pos­
sessed. she was reprimanded severely |
Arter ths Consultation.
for these Indiscretion». “Little ladle»
Patient Now, doctor, whut's the do not boast,'■ she was told senten- ;
mutter with me. anyway?
The Head Consulting Physician — tlously.
After awhile she came firmly to be
My dear. sir. do you supjiose that If
we knew what was the matter with lteve this because of it» euille»» repetl- !
you. we would have decided to hoiJ a tlons and so she was ofteu surprised
post mortem*—Harper's Bazar.
w hen quoudam friends confided In her
the euormous amount they spent an­
Cui Bono?
nually in dress or the size of the turkey
"They say that Old Gotrox is barely they had for their Christmas dinned.
able to write his name "
Times, as the dogmeat man so aptly
Now. that shows the Injustice of remarked, are changed now, however, !
things. Here I could write my name
to a check with the greatest ease; and osteutation ia the order of the day.
but what's the use?"—Indianapolis says a writer In the Baltimore News.
Perhaps this Is the fault of the news- I
Pres».
papers. Perhaps some hungry report- i
er searching for available "copy" and
Many kind of pi.c* itching, bleeding all finding it lu the florist's bills for a big
sir til, terrible tortures hut all are quickh
wedding may lie primarily to blame. I
■ I bv < a^earets t undy < athartic All drug
lUc. 2 c, Vc.
but at all events the marriage of two1
young people of wealth is nowadays
Quick Exit.
Mr. Lew told me that he was a made a ceremony of such osteutatlou
Yale man. Du you know what class aa to amount to vulgarity.
The charms of face or character of
he was graduated from?"
From the sophomore class."—Har­ the bride, the good qualities of the
lem Life.
groom are passed over lightly lu order
that there may be plenty of space to
A Hopeless Case.
estimate tlie cost of the various details.
"It’s no use; Cbumleigh never will
The amount of money that the pre­
have sense."
sents represent tbe capital represent­
"Why? What has he done now?"
"Paid me $10 he owed me right In ed bv those who are Invited, the coat of
front of my tailor."
the trousseau, of the carriages of the
flowers and the supper nre all set down
Her Definition.
with great accuracy and added with
"What is your definition of satire?" much precision.
When the total
"Satire." said Miss Cayenne, "is reaches
Into
the
ulllions
the
something that compels you to laugh
nuptials
are
announced
to
be
a
su<x-ess
I
against your will in order to let It
appear that you are not angry."— and the young couple are supposed to
have entered the matrimonial state
Washington Star.
under the happiest auspices.
New Industry In Australia.
There Is no effort made to conceal
The culture of the olive has recently the fact that money Is the moat inter­
been Introduced into South Australia esting thing about the pair and tbe oc­
and Victoria, and good crops of fruit casion.
are now being obtained, yielding an ex­
Perhnps these people are to be pit led
cellent oil. The industry blds fair to
Perhapa. as was said before, thieving
become an Important one.
newspaper men break In and steal In­
Her Pointed View.
formation about special trains and or­
Chapple (blase) — Don't you think chids and trifles of that sort that the
society is an empty thing?
families yearn to keep secret. But.
Miss Fuller—I think there are lots however that may he. the writer never
of empty things in society.—Smart reads that Miss So-aud-so received
I Set.
twelve ropes of pearls, valued at $500.-
000, that she doesn't think of the old
maxim of the nursery days, "Little
ladles do not boast.” and wish that it
could be handl'd on to the fetulnlue
young and old of American society.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Boar Signature of
¿• j Fac-Slmlto Wrapper Below.
CARTER’S
ITTLE
IVER
PILLS.
FOR HEADACHE.
FOR
rOR
FOR
FOR
FOR
FOR
DIZZINESS.
IIUOUSRESS.
TORPID LIVER.
CONSTIPATION.
SALLOW SKI«.
THE COMPLEXION
CURE SICK HEADACHE
WÉÍ! e'sn br M»P
ox YWL3W
W ill K eep Y ou D ry
M©raGa@ E ilse W l
T asi N o S ustituto . Fait C atalocuc ,
S howimc F uai L imc or G arments ano H ats .
AJ.TOWFRC o B oxtom
M ax ».
D A TP M TQ
F M I r SU I tinnii description
I ■■ ■!»■■» I W# And get free opinion
>111.0 1«. srKVKNX A t'<>., Eatsb. IMA.
Pi v. 4. »17 14th Street. W AH.INOTON D. C.
Brani li >'I0ce>: Cbicagu, Cleveland and Petroli
S eeds
SON COMMANDS FATHER.
II ii hi lie Conditloa of Affair« In a Colo
ratio Volunteer Xestment»
Ferry’s KeeCfi ara
known the country over as
A unique position In the I'nlted
States army service Is that occupied by
Benjamin Lear, 8r„ and Ills son. former
residents of Cripple Creek, who are
members of the First Colorado Volun­
teer Regiment, which has been doing
Pumps Water, Saws Wood, duty
In the Philippines. The father Is
Grinds Feed, and costs two a private In 0 Company of the regiment
and hla son is captain of the same com­
cents an hour to run.
pany, a condition believed to be with­
out parallel In the Government service.
Get lull particulars from 310 Market
When the First Colorado Regiment
Street, San Francisco, Cal.; First and was raised Benjamin Lear. Jr
Stark Sts., Portland, Or.; I<os Angele»,
I'B H. P.
■»■l reliable Seeds that
can t*e tx>ught.
Don't save a
nickel on < heap seeds and loas a
dollar on the harvest.
GASOLINE ENGINE
I vol Heed Annual free.
D. M. FERRY A CO..
Dstroif, Mich.
MACHINERY, FARM IMPLEMENTS, Etc
IT LEADS THEM ALL
The “Cyclone” Thresher
Regular Sell.
"How has my new hook sold?" asked
the young author of the bookman.
"Well. Judging from what the pur­
chasers say. it I» a regular sell!”—At­
lanta Constitution.
CATARKH
Thresher, Engine
NOTHING BETTER
MADE
HORSE POWER
OR SAW MILL
Yow can’t make a mnttake it you get s
Mitchell
Mitchell, lieuiis & Staver Co.
PORTLAND. ORECON.
oreooh .
PORTLAMO
If You Buy a New
FATUI« Anti SOS.
CANNOT
BC CUBID
With local application', as they cannot reach
the »-at of tn« diaca«'*. Catarrh is a blood or
constitutional di*« aae, aud hi order to cur« it
vou in list take internal rem«<iiea
Hall s Ca­
tarrh < uro it taken internally, and actsdirtctly
on tlie b'.oud and mucous surfaces Hall’s Ca­
tarrh < ure is not a auack medicins
It was
prescribed by one of tne best physician« in this
country for years, and l«a regular prest ription
It 1« Composed of the t>est tonic« known, com-
b|ne<l with the best blood purifiers, acting di­
rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
nation <>f the two Ingredient« fa what pro
duces such wonderful result« in curingoatarrh.
Send for testimonial«, free.
F .1 < HFAKY A < (>., Propra., Toledo, O.
Hold by druKKiktSi price 7ftc.
Hall« ramlly Pill« are the l»est.
acting us sergeaut lu a company autl
You of Couru Want th* Bc»t. Write for volunteered with his comrade*. The
Catalogue and Prices.
father was foreman of the composing
room of a Cripple Creek. Colo., news­
RUSSELL & CO,,
paper, but concluded to follow Ills son
i
PORTLAND, OREGON to the Philippines and Joined the regi­
ment. Arriving at Manila he was
transferred to the company of which
Family Tiaa.
his son was sergeant As time passed,
"How close is your relationship to
the father saw himself still further out­ that millionaire?”
"Oh. his brother married my
Ilelra of i nion Hol.Iler« who botn«teadsd lev* ranked by hla son. who, through meri­
■ han 160 acr«* Iwforr June .-2, 1S74 (no matter if torious service, won several promotions brother In law'» sister.”—Detroit Free
abandoned), should a*l<lr«-M
Press.
■ nd reached a captaincy. The father Is
HUNKY N. <<>>’1-, Waahlncton, W.C.
50 year» old and the non 20.
TOU KNOW WHAT VOU AKK TAklSQ
MONEY
9 oo D rops
ANéfietabte PrcparationforAs
similating the Food andRegula -
Ung the Steinachs and Bowels of
l \H N I S-*( tfll.DKLN
USTORIA
FacSumle Signature of
NEW YORK
Y i •> i i-n "
jj Dosts-
For 14c.
Bears the
Signature
Promotes DigeslionChrerruI-
ness and Rest Contains neither
Opium..Morphine nor Mineral
N ot N arcotic
Aperteci Remedy fofTonstip*
Hon . Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
nesn «nd L obs OF SLEUP
A WHOLE CARDEN
For Infants and Children.
FAT
FOLKS
REDSICEP
from 14 toll lb* per rrc.ntb by a
bvrm
ireatmen'
I n. mans,
Where H s Teat Failed.
Sir William Harcourt has pleaded
guilty to abacnt-mlndedne»» and tell«
fl story against himself, lie suspected
a man servant of stealing money and
at last resolved to set a trap Taking
a handful of (told coins, be laid them
down on bis writing desk and went out
Presently he sent this servant to the
room to fetch »«me article. When
John had returned he promptly went
to hla mom to see If the coin» bad been
touched
<>n the table. In the place
where he bad left them were gold
coins. But were there as many ■» he
bad left? He did not know, for he had
neglected to <-onnt them Is-fore he had
laid them down "By this incident
r»u see." said Sir William. In telling
the story. “that I was horn to be
chancellor of the exeh<-qtter. '
THE COST'S THE THING.
pose
• up
.Mia
FAIRBANKS,
MORSE & CO.
In Mourning.
Butcher—Leg o’ Mutton? Yes’m. i
Mrs. De Rigour—And let it be off a
black sheep, if you please. We’re in
mourning, you know.—Philadelphia
Record.
every part of South America. Europe,
Africa and Asia, to say nothing of the
• slands at which they have made stops.
Everywhere they have gone they have
carefully Investigated the regular crops
oy the farmers of the country, and have
purchased seeds and plants of such
species as they thought might be in­
troduced into the I'nlted States with
advantage. Altogether 4.'iO different
purchases have been sent In to the
Agricultural Department, and experi­
ments are already well advanced with
some of them. Among those from
which great result» are expected are
the Alexandrian clover from Egypt,
which Is Intended as a late fodder crop
for Irrigated lands in California and
Arizona; the seedless grata? from
I'adua. Italy. Intended for the seedless
raisin Industry of the Colorado desert
region; Egyptian cotton, which is now
being tested by over 100 experimenters
in the South: and a series of East In­
dian yam«, one of which Is said to ba
far superior to the potato In flavor.
Health and Happiness tu
A Strong Man’s '♦•cret.
The Doctor’» Order.
Mother (an Invalid)—Johnny, don’t
you think I ought to punish you for
being so bad?
Johnny (aged 5)—No mamma. You
know the doctor said you was not to
indulge in any violent exercise.
E1TQ Pernrntipt tly Cured. No fit* or nervouanes.*'
■ IIU afti-r riij»
u»enf pr K I ne's Great Nerve
Re-t nr >end i»»r PU E I’. 92.00 tr ial >»< >tt!e mi ><4 treat-
im ba.R. 11 K line . Ltd..¥31 Ati-liSt.. Philadelphia. Pa
Catarrh has become such a common
disease that a person entirely free from
this disgusting complaint is seldom met
with. It is customary to speak of Catarrh
*s nothing more serious than a bad cold,
a simple inflammation of the nose and
throat. It is, in fact, a complicated and
very dangerous disease; if not at first, it
Very soon liecomes so.
e k'°°d is quickly contaminated by
the foul secretions, and the poison through
the general circulation is carried to all
parts of the system.
Salves, washes and sprays are unsatis­
factory and disappointing, because they do
hot reach the seat of the trouble. S. S. S.
°c*’-, It cleanses the blood of the poison
1eliminates from the system all catar-
fhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly
Afd permanently the worst cases.
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VERY PROMINENT MAN
,
_«ro*» »tesdlly year by year
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
CASTORI!1.
cured Mr*. M A Mar' »,■■« Ml g JI
It »
Mas er S'
Boehee'er. N T .
write*
►•■ar year* a«o I vuA. NX
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reduced 4* ponnd« Sf yoar valu
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able iraaunenl Mvevperlance
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aeTre ned Nuree ha,'au(l>< tn* I he dan«en of Talty
li*«ei eralion Have ix . i «alned
Patient* treaied
by niel I C*,on4entlally Fur p*nioni*r«aiMr«»e.wnh
•Uay DF.P.C.*UHIH IJI4 $»«•*>, Tmpudtinp.UI
Mashed a "Masher."
Two of the young women, pretty
ones and well dressed, playing at one
of the theaters boarded a car last
night for the theater and nat quietly
talking. A pretty young thing oppo­
site began to stare, smile, make eyes
and try his best to make a hit. Sud­
denly the older girl liegan in a loud
“Oh. did I tell you alsmt the man oU the
car last night? He sat opposite me.
and tried all kinds of waya to make my
acquaintance, and was such a nuisance
I wished his mother was there to take
him away.” Everybody In the car,
who had wati hed things for some
time, grinned apprwlalively, and the
would tie gallant blushed, looked very
uncomfortable and got out at the next
■top. The two girls laughed, then re­
sumed their personal talk, and when
they reached the theater got out quiet­
ly. Everybody In the car wanted to
cheer them Boston Herald.
A lloyal f 'hair.
An Interesting chair In the newly re-
«tored church called the Garrlaon
church, nt Berlin, has been ordered by
the Kaiser to lie placed In bl» pew
there. It 1» a simple wooden affair,
and bear» the following Inacriptloo;
PORTLAND WIRE A IRON WORKS "King Frederick William 1. once »at
149 Front nt., Fortland, Dragon.
on thl» chair during divine »ervh-e».”
POULTRY
reïnsioin
|| eiCH'Ort» WathiRflee. D C. 'her will r*
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20th < orp*
Pr< «wnting claim« «ln«*e 1W7E.
A ruarsnivM Care tot CWlarrSaaU
ronssmptton. »1 X» Ii Isrt Hol 14L
W. I. SMITH ICI.. Iiffsls. I.T.Pru’s
a. r. a. c
Men’» Opinion».
“You can't tell some women any­
thing."
"Of course not; they won't »top
talking themselves long enough to let
you.”—Philadelphia Bulletin.
Piso'» Cure i-snnot lie loo highly «poketi
■ ■I n, a cough cure. J. W O Baixx.STJ
! bird Ave., N., Miiiueapolis, Minn., Jan.
8, IHUU.
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Her Reward.
"I'd like to have my husband go
hunting."
"Does he hit anything?"
"I don't think so; but as I never ask
any questions sbout the game be
brings home he always buy» me a
handsome present of some kind.”—
Detroit Free Press.
NETTING.
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Wbrn uni take Grove * Tutele** Chill Tonte,
be< «u,e the formili* I* plainly printed on »vary
boute «ho» Ins that It 1* «imply Iron and Qui­
ntas in a tutele** form. No Cure, No fay. we.
that I pur-hua-l anoihar aupply and «a* oom-
paatai y eurad
1 asall os.y ba loo «lad to ras-
immend i avraraia »»«never iha opporlually
la preaealed ‘
J. A SMITS
aw 'Iiaquabsana A t « Piuladaiphln, Ps.
CANDY
CATHARTIC
Had fl.r the Hotels.
Owing to the absence of British tour­
ists. Belg»In botel kwpers have
the worst year they have known.
Deafne»» l»n't the atti let Ion to
that It 1 !»
to youth;
a deaf age«!
person ffisato»« Fx>»te»i*
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Txrte Ooo* n*
doi-aa t miss hearing many nice thing* «èoa.
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Mont people have the church I as u act
la their blood.
CURI CONfiTIPATIO«.^..^