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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 17, 1900)
Ä. Salt Rheum ; may become chronic. mavcorer the body with large, lined, burning, itching, sealing ;hea »nd cause intense suffering, as been known to do so. o not delay treatment, horoughly cleanse tbe system of humor» on which this ailment •mis and prevent their return. e nie<Ucine taken by Mrs. hiu F. j Cove Point. Md . was HtHniS >ar. ri.la She write*: "1 had a di'agree, ^hing uir my arms which Ivoiivluded i par cd’s Sarszparilia lliSt'S to cure ntid keeps the n'ge. It i» positively un- iled for all cutaneous eruptions, sit. |ui-leaf trays are Iroth stout and ■uiely light and will be found serv ile and suitable for country bouse |*T CET FOOTMIKK. GKT FOOT- HASK. iviier At this season vour feet feel leu, neriouB ami uiiconilortahie. If I a\e si. art mg feet or tigiit shoe«, try h s Eoot-E.ise. It rest« mid comforts; ,« walking easy. Cures swollen and ting feet, bli-ier- and callous s|s,ts. rve- corns and bullions of all pain and rerisui cure lor Cinlbiains. Nweuting, to or Fro-te«! b eet. We lime over 30.- le-iitnoinuls. lh.ii'l get footsore get [-False. Try it totlaii. Hohl by all «1.« and shoe stores for 25»-. Trial mge F bkk Address, Aileu 8. Oltn- , l.e Bov, N. Y. rui. J. .1. Thompson has discovered ,rs smaller than atoms uud these he i corpuscles. KNOW WH AT Vtll' AKK TAKING in you take Grove's Tasteless Chill jc because the formula is plainly ted on every bottle showing that it niply Iron and Quinine in a taste- fonn. No Cure, No Pay. 50c. be rubber annually wade up into balls is sufficient to insulate an lutic cable. (9 ■ignaturo is on every box of the genuine native BromO’Quinine Tabieu -eiuedy that cores <• cold In one day ¡ Chicago firm baa set upa line of r nubiles to carry passengers between More and one of the railroad sta- Is for 5 cents. The Ice II it bit in Knslmid. Ibe English have long laughed at | American “ice habit,” but they i now falling victims to it thern- Sv,. Not very long Hgo the attend- 1- of public | laees iu England, pro nearly everything except ice ) provided, would be insulted if one nplained because ice could not be I. Today sll first-cluse places have few small lumps a'viuiniiug in a dish, ami you pick these out with L* tongs. Aud iu country inns mid n iu seond-class houses they apolo- ■ for not having it. Lt S hu Francisco the board of t-nper- prs h is j-Hased hu <ir«liuiince reduc- the hours that luuudrieH may bo in Irsti -u each day, which is design«! leiluce tlie hours of I h I m - t of theover- rked employes of these concerns ki 15 to 12 hunts. orewarned, Forearmed. pe liability to disease is greatly ■e led when the blood is in good con- loo, and the circulation healthy and iorous. For then all refuse matter promptly carried out of the system ; lerwise it would rapidly accumulate lenuentation would take place, the |od become polluted and the consti- lion so weakened that a simple Ba«ly might result seriously. K healthy, active circulation means bd digestion and strong, healthy eta. ks a blood purifier and tonic S. S. S. ■ no equal. It is the safest and l-est Btdy for old people and children pu.se it contains no minerals, but is Ideexclusively of roots and herbs, p’o other remedy so thoroughly and ktually cleanses the blood of im purities. At the same time it builds up the weak ami de bilitated, and reno vates the entire svs- t It cures permanently all manner felood and skin troubles. E F. Kelly, of Urbano, O . wrttost |L,i F sen*« on my hands and fac- for » yea-,. ,• «could break out in Little 1 », cruets would form ana o -avin< tt.e sa il r -d an I l-iflstri- i »store did me no good. I used We me 11 -.ted aoape and sa; vea without Mfit. 8. 8. 8. cured me, aud my jikln R c.ear and smooth as aay one'»." ■r. Henry Siegfried, of C«r« Msy. N. fV’ Loot twenty-one bottlca of 8. 8. 8. pl h-r of Cancer of the breaat. Doo- » »nd friend» thought her case hope- Lc*i--< T. Ga-dner, Ftorenc«, 8. Y1., RN'l tor years with Boil». Two bot- f * >d in good con- pa and the Bolls disappeared. L'fii f r our free book, and wnte ft I'-ians about your case. F' .1 iv’ce free. s «.; t specific co , « a . FINE OLD .WHISKY L ! • > • Gin, Brandy, Rum All. l.oilli aooisa LOUIS CAHEN & SON to ’ * 'AN Ft: ix« « .. •-• r * i ir«'«'i « Dr. Johnson once met the village post uau trudging along the dusty road on a mt summer afternoon. The poetmau diserred that be had still a mile to walk lust to deliver one newspaper "My goodness”’ exclaimed the sympathetic I'H'tor. "I’d never go all that distance fur such a trltle. Why dou’t you send it by post7" V\ lieu "Bob” Taylor was Governor of reuueei see. be was noted for be.ng as tendei-hearted as a woman, aud tbe way he pardoned out evuvlcts was something awful. lie was waited upon b) a committee of the Legislature, w ho very flatly aud in uo uncertain way told liitu that bls "wholesale pardoning must stop." "Gov'nor Bob” looked at the committee, tupped a bell, asked for his pardon clerk, and when lie came said; "Make out pardous for every man in the penitentiary.” The clerk bowed and withdrew. Then'the Gov ernor looked at the committee, who were staring as If they thought be was going mad. "Gentleman." he said, dual ly. "I am Governor of Tennessee, and if this committee or any other ever again seeks to Interfere with my con- »tltutlonal right to pardon. 1'11 sign every one of these pardons which the clerk Is making out. Good-morning.” Secretary of State llay Is one of th«* most patient of men. He likes to be helpful to newspaper correspondenta. and receives them freely in Ills office and gives them such information and hints a« the proprieties will permit. Even the representatives of the sensa tional or yellow papers are treated with courtesy, though naturally with dm* caution, linagiu«* the Secretary’s sur prise one afternoon during the beat of the Chinese crisis (says Walter Well man*. when he was up to his ears in work and anxiety, to hear from the lips of William, ills faithful messenger, tin-««* words: "Mr. Secretary, the New York-------- wants you to step to the tel ephoue.” Mr. Hay gasped, caught his tongue in the nick of time, recovered bis diplomatic urbanity, ami replied: "Say that the Secretary expresses deep re gret that just at this moment he Is very much engross«*«) in important work." L'nfortunately what lie said under his breath could not, under the rules of the telephone exchange, be sent over the wires. The king of .Naples, in tbe plenitude of his absolutism, paid one day a visit to the Neapolitan prism;«, in order to aee for himself w hat sort of men his erltn Inals were, and whether they really de served the punishments they were un dergoing. “What is your sentence':" he said to one. “Fifteen years, your Ma j«*sty.” "Aud what had you done':" "Nothing whatever.” "Quite Innocent?" "Entirely so. your Majesty." "And you?" lie asked another. "Thirty years, sire. Victim of a false accusation." “And you?" to a third. "In for life, my King.” “And wliat had yoti done?” "Everything you can think of. my Klug: theft, burglary, highway rob bery, manslaughter, murder. I only wonder they did not sentence me to death." "What is your name?” asked the King. "My name," replied the first- class criminal, “since I have been here lias i>een ftl2.” After finishing his tour of Inspection, the King said to the Gov ernor: “All tile prisoners here s«<*m to be perfectly Innocent. There Is only one bad man among them No 912. Yon bad better let him out. lest lie cor rupt tlie others." Many of the newspaper biographers of tin* late Prince Alfred. Iiuke of Saxe- 1 Coburg-Gotha, overlook the fact that he was one of America's small list of royal guests. Several years ago, while a midshipman iu the British navy, lie maih* a brief stop at Vancouver's Isl and. aud was entertained at a ball giv en by the Governor. He was very turn'll struck by tlie appearance of a g rl who -eetned to lie tlie belle of tbe assem blage when he entered the room, and learmsl by Inquiry that she wa« the daughter of the Governor, who»«* wife was a full-blooded Indian. The prince ask««! the honor of a dance; but the girl, having been educated at a finishing school In Portland. Ore., held her bead very high. and. not knowing the prince's social station, responded that th«* Governor’! «laughter was entitled to «lance with officers of higher rank than nihlshlpmen. The prince took the rebuff good-naturedly. His time for re venge came when one of the Governor’s suite, not knowing of what bail hap- pened. begged his royal highness* per mission to present the Governor's daughter as a partner for tlie next waltz The Prln«-e politely declln»«!. remarking that "his mother would be deeply mortified to hear that be had danced with a squaw ” INDIANS SET THE LESSON. flown all at oik -«*. Not all Infllans arv luieu I coulfl uauiv half a flozen »■» whivh t > tuj p«-rs..ual kuowlvflg« ga UiountvO always aud almost every where, eveu about tbeir vamp. "Tbe dtxleou oioveuivut tbe Frvueb experimentalists are aaid to be tinker ing with anfl copying from our ludiaus is about the movement a soldier gets when he is fatigued. 1 am uot prepared to eritieise it.” An English army officer, a subaltern, here with the horse buyers, said eon ceralng tbe uew uioveiueut: "Tbe French are tbe greatest bungler, in tbe world, They get the wildest no- tloiis. ‘fads' I ought to call them, in their pates. I remember once they de- cided to dress every mail In Madagas- car iu red flannel uuderclothing. Ev cry uiau iu the place got skin disease. Then they went Iu for natural wool and the men got worse. They admitted red irritat.-d tbe skin and then found that natural wool, ts-ltig already charged with oil. could take no more, so was worthless for alMorblng perspiration Now the. are fiddling w ith the tlexlcoc movement, evidently trying to stof ahead of the I'nit.sl States In follow lug the Indian, aud overlooking the work tile Indian does when be goes ol what we call his 'fl >g trot.' scouting they propose to Imitate his walk. “It Is my observation that a soldlet requires thia fl<*xh-on movement aftet he has gone about four miles load«*fl dow n with his e«|Ui|>nient. The French may teach hi in to always walk tired tc death, but I do not think we shall evet see the British or these American sol dlers at it. "Coming home to one's s«*lf, ont would not like to start to Ills work tn the morning with the tired-out look and movement that lie go«*« home with it he lias earned his salt. It Is a matter of pride to pull one's self together fol the day." Kansas City Jourual. Afraid II Would Break. lie was a big Irishman ami his uam< was Pat. He w -is fixing the telepbou« wires aud whistling to himself as b« worked. Just then a milk boy cam« driving down tbe street, aud Pat mad< a fatal mistake. Instead of attemllng .<> bls owu business he tried to work and watch the reckless driver at the same tin e. The couscquence was that lie did neither. What he did do was to lose bis footing. There was a cry ol horror from the bystander« below, echoed by a lusty yell ftom alaive. Every breath was suspended and then a shout of rel ef went up from the crowd« l’at had made a frantic dive for the wire aud had caught it "Hold on, l’at." shouted someone who knew him.. "We will gel you down somehow.” Thon a wave of horror swept over the crowd. The man suspemled be tween the earth aud heaven suddenly loosened his hold aud fell backward, striking tin1 ground with a sickening thud. "He Is dead!" groaned the crowd, am! men covered their faces from the sight. But he wasn’t. When l’at came to ami sat up dizzily, trying to realize that lie was onee more on terra tirma, some one said to liini: "What did you let go for. Pat? Why didn't you hold on a little while longer?'' "Be jatiers!" replied l’at earnestly. "Oi was afraid the wire would break!" —Pearson’s Weekly. Hinall but Very Strong. The humming bird tiles as tbe Irish man played the fiddle by main strength—tbe frigate bird relies on Ids skill in taking advantage of every vary lug current of air. and tbe skeleton of the .me Imliiaites great muscular power, while that of th«- other shows Its ab- sence. No other bin! has such propor tionately great muscles as tbe hum ming bird, the keel of the sternum or breastbone from w hich these muscles arise runs from one eml of the laxly to the other, while at the suine time It projects downward like the keel of a modern racing yacht. These muscles drive at th«* rate of several hundred strokes a minute n pair of small, righi w ings, the outermost lames of which are very long, while the Innermost are very short, a feature calculated to give the greati st amount of motion at the tip of the wing with the least move tnent of the bom-s of tbe up|H*r arm. to which the driving muscles are attached. Another peculiar feature Is that the outermost feathers, the (light feathers or primaries, are long and strong, while the Innermost. tho-e attached to the forearm, are fell- and weak; so far as flight Is con<*ern«al. the bird could dis |wn*-«* with these sei-otalaries and not feel tlielr loss. Finally the heart, which we may look upon as the Ixiller that supplies sten tn for this machin ery, Is large and powerful, as Is neces sary for aneli a high pressure engine as the little humming bird.—Popular Bel- enee Monthly. Barily Vegetarians. I’eii-nnts of Kuaaia lire mainly upon thin vegetable soup, sauerkraut, rye bread ami ml. The Scotch llighlamier. whose '-ouriigi- and hardihood are pro verbial. M-ldotn tom-bee meat, living mainly upon oatmeal, vegetables and buttermilk. Among the most active aud vital pi-ople of the world are the Irish peasants. whose diet consists al most entirely of potato«*« and butter milk. The fanners of Corsica live all winter upon dried fruit, mainly dates, and polenta (chestnut! meal. During the middle ages the Moors used to pro vision their fortified cities with chest nuts and olive oil. North American Abcrtginea Taught Othe- Prop’s. How to Fight. Anybody who knows anything at all about modern fighting knows that the North American Indian is tbe man wbo sets the pace. First tbe American frontiersmen studied bls ways and adopted his taitica and the soldiers took it up. Baden Powell, so the plucky lit tle South African general confesses, first read about American scouts and then took lessons from tbeir teachers, Hr Wants a Pnnmon. tbe Indians themselves. But now there The following letti r was g-l«lr« awed to is a slip in the chain and France Is studying the Indian without going to the war department by a colored citi the trouble of first ascertaining what zen of Georgia, recently: "Mister War |>eer Bur: 1 wuz thlnkln’ 'bout j'inln* the l-e«t «-out in tbe world, tbe Amer lean soldier, thluka about it. Frame is de army, « n 1 write dit ter let you know 'bout it. What does you low fer a right trying the "flexi<-on march.” • Never get tbe leg straight,” are the or l«*f' arm shot off? WUat «loes you itriictions. “Keep the back give fer <ie slmot'.n' off er one leg? En. French straight. •nt b»*nt for want Ik> Dot '■pose I lo«t my tiead by runnln' 'gin a hmw th *h<»ul<ler« either bark or tip.” butnsbel!; what would I git f«*r dat? is atout the way an Indian I a po' man wld one wife dat ain't able Captain Cline of the Tw**n- ter make a livin' fer roe; en I waata ifantry coofeaaea, but, he goes ter git on de p« n**on Let. Ik>. ef you never heart! of the tri* k beiUgt ples*e, sub. gimme a r ba nee ter git . ,.«.* up. »n I H tv»,e Jo» Wen you lltarjr. run« ergib tbe captai« aaid. **t^-aB«e There I» said to be a man tn B<z«toa miliar with It From th»* de who baa »neh hatr««d for anything per ls just a lout the way the a to Imperialism and monan fiy Ul k«. HI« knee I« never that be Invariably wears a crownless thmat ba<k. so as to have hat. straight. The Indian heH to the eirln«f‘»D of fuoL but put* 15» »ol» >• ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. 1 Maliy or Syrian Iveuita, A medical missionary iff Syria writes that the vanity of Syrian women is sometimes meat auiusiugly exempli fied. A short time ago a patient in the hospital at Bcnut succeeded in hav ing her friend, smuggle in to her a nuniebr of forbidden articles of food aud numerous toilet accessories, her locker were discovered a piece lookingglass, a small quantity French chalk and a minute supply rouge, si I iutenied to aid in the decor ation of her person for the impending operation. She protested tearfully w hen the cosmetics were confiscated, and refused to be comforted, saying that she did uot like to look so pale. FOR HUOACHL ITTLE IVER PILLS. FOR FOR FOR FOR TORPID LIVER. CONSTIPATIOR. SALLOW SKIR. THECOMPLEXION CU9E SICK HEADACHE. His Only Reason. The Sixth Michigan cavalry, of the famous Custer brigade, was command ed by a colonel who hud formerly been a member of the Michigan bar. In the eariy morning of the last day at Gettvsberg his regiment, with others, wa» iu line awuitiug orders. The men grew impatient and excited, aud grad ually became noisy in their talk and laughter. The colonel Imre it for a few momenta, ami then, turning to his ineu with a nervous gesture, lie called: “Keep silence there!'* instantly add ing in an apologetic tone: “Not that I care, but it will sound better!" Insurance for bathers is the newest enterprise iu tbe insurance line iu Eng land. l enuy-iu-the-slot machiuea will be ercted iu |aipular bathing places, liefoie you enter the water you drop in your copper, aud out pops a twenty- four hours life insurance policy. Then if vou are carried down to Davy Joues' locker your widow or uext of kin is entitled to £200 worth of oompeuea* tion for the sudden taking off. The cam1 bottoms of chairs can be rendered tight again by aupi>orting tbe chair, moistening the caue seat thor oughly with very hot water by means of a sponge, and washing off, so that the cane work becomes completely soaked. Then place the chair iu the open air, in a strong draught and al low to dry. 1'he results will always be gratifying. Til Ct'ltF. A COI.I» IN ONK HAT In spite of famine and plague the Take Laxativa Bromo Quinina Tab Indian railway« continue to prove more leta. A11 drrygi'.tr: rofuud the nioney and more a liuan< ial success. The mile if it fails to cure. E. . Gruve's sig age is uow 26,700, tor which 28,768 ua turo ís on eacli box. 25c. were worked for tratlio last official Instead of rickety tables for china year ending March 31. Barrymore and Modfeska. Maurice Barrymore is a careless ac tor. and always has beeu. Some years ago, says the Argonaut, when be was acting in the company of Mine. Mod- jeska, who bad not been long In this country, the Polish actress was re proaching him for his negligence In a certain scene which had deprived her of certain effects. "It Is ungrateful of you to 1»' so regardless of my Interests, when I have mad«* a reputatlou for yea here In America." "My dear madam,” Mr. Barrymore answered. "1 tnuy have been Indiffer ent in that scene, blit I must beg ths privilege of contradicting you when you say you made a reputation for me. I was a well known actor here, when most people thought Modjeska was a tootbwash or a headache cure." BESTFORTHE BOWELS If you hiTfiii't a regnlar. healthy niorement of th« bowels every day. you re sick, or will be Keep your bowel* open, and be well. Force. In the shape of ylulent phynic or pill iwriton. In dangerous Hie •tu«H>iUeat caaieal. idom perfect way ur keeping ibe bowel« clear and cieau la to take A Queer Pocket Knlft*. CATHARTIC - Ì EXTRAORDINARY OFFER L THE YOUTH’S COMPANION. BOSTON, MASS. ------------- From very early times Euriqte was astonixheti by the womleriul things which came from the Chinese—the silk, tea, apices, the great ideua aud inventions. I The census bulletin continue th< I truth o( tba statement that the growing Americsu cities are those where manu facturing cau be carried <>u economic ally- 8IOO KKWIIIII •!<>». The readers of this naper will be pleased to Bai ti that there is xt I vm - i one dreaded dnzesm* that neteaee hM been aide to cure in all na •taass, aud that isoatarrb Hall'at atnrrb t urv is tbe only positive cure known to the medical fraternizy. t atarrh bein^ a constitutional dis ease, requires a Mini ituiional treatment lall's a directly upon the blood aud mucous stir a < * of the system, thereby destrovin< the founda tion of the ui«»»a*e, and Hiving the patient strength t»y bulldins up the constitut on an.I a.«ststing nature in doing its work. The pro prietora have so much faith in Its curatix powers, that they offer One Hundred iMllsr? for any ca*e thal it fail* touuru. bend fur list of testimouiala. Address F. J. ( II ESKY A CO., Toledo, O. Hold by druggists. 7ftC. HaH's Family Pills are tbe best Stop» tho Cough and Work» Olt tho Ootd. Isvxative Bromo-Quinius Tablets cure a cold in one day. No cure, No l’ay. Price 25 cents. Experts calculate that the Transvaal war hai coat each great lam.Ion daily newspaper about £110,000. There is u<> other ink “jiivt as good” a> Carter's Ink. There Is only one ink that is best of all and that la Carter s Ink. I'se it. An automatic window which closes itself at the approach of tire has beeu piesented by August N'iedermayer, oi An electric canal sei vice is to lie Milwaukee, Wis. maintained between Cincinnati and Where vindictiveness is shown we Dayton. may be sure that there is a lack of Mothers will Und Mr, Winslow * 800th- li'g Svrup tbs best re.iuslv to use for th»-» moral sense. It ia souiewhnt curious to observe also that the vindictive have children during the teething period. seldom any real wrong to revenge. Ninful I'lrHwurrw, Over every sinful pleasure you may They very often inisgine the injury writs the Lords own words: ‘‘Who they seek to return in kind or distort soever dilnketh of this watet shall the circuinstances which gave riie to thirst again. ” Every man has two na the injury, real or supposed. tures, the one uplifts and elevates, the IIKI.P WANTKII. other wallows in the mire, and. like W %NTK1N Men anil women of gr>o<| the beast, it grovtds. The animal na- chMrnrter to repreaent entnbllahed honas on aMlary; a|»len<(|«t opportunity A«l* ture knows one law only, mdf-indul- tlreaa I*. <>. H om «1H7, Portland, Oregon. grace; the divine. sell-discipline. Th« Indianw arc uot hu important po The first ami best victory is for a man to cou<]uer himself, says Plato, and litical factor in this oouutry, but there is a couuty in Nebraska—Thu tn ton without that the conqueror is naught county—where they hold tbe balance but the veriest slave. of power between the )>arties and are The Mediterranean aqua iron of the cultivated accordingly by the politio* French navy ii being e<|ui|>j>e<l with ianv. They number about 1,500, aud wire Irai telegraph instrumenta. comprise Omahas and Winnebagoes. DOU VOU WANT YOUR SON EDUCATED FOR A BUSINESS LIFE? ^//¡^/ VAMIIll.l. »Ml KI.KV8NTII .llinn. I'OHTt. ANIl. OHBGOS. ( The famous Plssftsnt. Palatable. Potent TaatoGpod. Do Good, liSTsrSlokon, Wsoksn orQrlps io.- jiic Write for free »ample and booklet on health Addre»« Starllag R mm * j < •■apaay, €»!«•«•. ■••«real, Tart. SM« KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN German AVENARIUS W ood Preserver) CARBOUNEUM •••• Pormanontly Ooatroy»"— ..CHICKEN LICE AND VERMIN • • One application is all that is required. It lasts lor years. If your dealer cannot supply you, write for circulars and information to the following distributing agent« Perfection Pile Preserving Co., Seattle, Wash.; Fisher, Thorsen & Co., Portland, Oregon.; Whittier, Coburn «Sc Co., San Francisco, Cal. KILL THE GERMS! IF YOU WANT AN ENCINE, BOILER SAW MILL RUSSELL * CO., Portland. Oregon The ILliul You Have Always Bought has bornr* tlie signa ture of < ba«. II. Fletcher, atxl has been niude iiwlrr liis personal supervision for over 710 lenrs. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Countorieita, Imitations and •* .Iu»t-a«-g«Hxl ” are but Exfwriincnts. un«l rri<lnng«*r tho health of Children—Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless eubatitiite for Cantor Oil, I’ara« goric, lYrops mid Soothing Myrups. It 1« Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Marcotte suhslam-e. Its ago is its guarantee. It «1« «troys Worms an«! allays Feverishness. It cures lMarrh<ra and Wind Folic. It relieves Teething Trouble«, eures Constipation and Flatnlrnev. It anal in Hates tho F« m »I, r«*guiates tho Htoma« h and Itowcls, giving healthy ami natural sleep. The Children’» Panacea—The Mother's Friend. Tlie Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of ■ jeteiu Inatently Cherhed by IlKHM.** ••5 1IROPX” 1« a ferm killer; a preventive ofdls*a«e; a bulMrr nerve forte, a maker of pure blood; ol !>• alil.y liasue Where it IS liked there < mii »><• o tllneaar It 1« a natural adequate me go-urea of prevention, the fenn» whh b enter the weak human «yatein multiply »<» rapidly that their number« heroin«- beyonu human comt»r«heiikion, deNtroyln« the alrur t lire» <>f the body until death corn» • to the vic tim« relief I-I(OIV if taken m tun* la an alHMilule preventive of <ii»ea*e IT is the only absolute mre for Rheumatism, driving out of the «yatrni forever the uric acid and other ImpurkileN which < aune It in It» various forms. It I* taken up at <»n<e by the blood Hence it* Work is quicker, «urer and many time* more effective You »hortld never without It Secure a bottle t«»<laj You will then lei'ti the «afe «ide ”5 Itrope’* 1« harm« ie»s and < an I m * um >4 by a child a* well a* by an adnlt ft 1« u«e«l with unfailing efTeet In the following dlsraaes: Hlirii riatlam, Mrleth a, be* ka< he, Neuralgia, (htiit, l*y«pep«la. Asthma, llay rever, < a tarrn, < rotip, I a (Irlppr. I.lver and Kid ney Trowblea, Xlerple««ue«e, *'ervo'is- neas, Bfarmws and >euralgle H-adarhs», Karwrhe, T<m’h«rlir, Heart Wewkwws«- I’aralyals, Creeping N il in b ness, Kte. 1 WAS AT HEATH S POOR. Gentlemen 1 went to toll you what yonr ••ft !>» «»p«** ha« don* for me I was for two yearsai'iff ImIssey Mi t-et irwes •wollen •<» I could not wrarsho*-« and my hand* were drawn so I could n<>; open th*-m. ii<»r It - ■ ■ • My hue ba nd I) a* I me try every medicine he ronld hear of «nd I «till «offered untold agou- lea. Nothing I could get would eaar my pain, until la«t November one of my neighbors had Rheumatism «o Lad he could n«d walk. He told my huabsud ai«oiit "ft l>r«»p»" c»v-ng I.Im. SO he got B*e a <!<>!.ar bottle, and In tl.r> we*k« I walked without a * am and c«»uAd mt my hand*. *«»methlnff I had not done for tw year» f give all tl * praise to *‘ft l*r<»pa. Mr neighbor« know that I wa* st death** «loot Now 1 Lav»- u*e«l four bottle* of "A l*r«»p«’ andean do my work with *a«e. I am «till tak ing it swwietliMS If 'hi* will do any go<«d to ward getting «uffs-ring j»e«>ple to u»e ••« l»r«>t»«' o*e thI* a* you please If sny <me fiouLt* this, send them t<> my friends and BeightH<s. F.I.HAHKrH (’. FINN, JU.7 North l.ynn Mt Springfield, Mo. FWpt 12, >•« *W ANWON’« "5 IlltOP«" is »old by c and agents. In tome places the i»'Uggl»lt* are our agent* If tbe remedy I* not obtainabl* In your tows, order of u«*iir- rt tergesixe bottle, I all who nffWSw«, nave an pp- rtunity u« trr tbe m «1 “IrUjF o'.ISAMPL» FWtt "I "• In Use For Over 30 Years •mr. ir&^w.H'a0: pension l| SICKFOSo. Washington. U C «l.nv will re- Il calvaqiiisk rspllee li tu s II t<u« -i.ff iw Hutuwu Juib Carpa TroaMiulina claiua« ali««-« lata •wee* w«•« •* *IMIOSK who subscribe now, sending $1.75 with thia • lip or the tiatne of thia publicatien, will receive all the iaauea of The Companion for the remaining weeks of 1900, Free, and then the iaauea for 5S weeks, a full year, until January 1, 190a. Thia offer includes the gift of the new Companion Calendar, lithographed in 1« colors from exquisite designs painted expressly for The Companion. To nou-aubacribers the price ia 50 cents. Un W rite ua. rend for our New lllu.lrate.l t otal<<oe. In a recently designed pocket knife the Inner end of the blade 1« made with a semi-circle of teeth, which mesh I d a sliding rack In the back of the knife, operated by a sliding knob at the side Or in fact anything tn the Machin« lint, of the ha mile to open and close the writs ua for and Price*. ’ Catalogues " blade. The trouble with Imaginary dangers la that they often lead ua Into real one* "'HE new volume of The Companion— the 75th will reflect the endeavors of the editors to make it the best of literary periodicals for every member the family. The Inspiring article by Thee \>re Ro* sevelt, on u The Essence of Heroism,'* will be but one of the many contHbutions designed to spur the ambition, Increase the useful knowledge, and promote the true happiness of young and old. Let us send you, FREE, full prospectus of the l%l volume and san -.pie copies of the paper. C andy — Bogus I'clritled Iteinains. Petrified human remains are made to order at Crookston. Me. I’beenla Finn, a colored woman of the pla<-e, serves n< the model from w hich plaster casta are made for fraudulent museum exhibits, and she has earned a comfort able living In this way for many years. The average price of a petrified human body made of plaster of parts and clay, and so skillfully treated as to ap pear to Ire genuine. Is 8100. 190 1 100 Sr«cia ArtK.es by famous Msn and Woman. 200 S’.riss by ths most popu*ax WTitsrsof Fiction. Issued svsr>ThuxMsy Subscription $l.75aYsau A story is current iu Barlin to the effect that ever siuce the murder of King Humbert the German emperor has woin a cuirass of finely tempered steel. It is also said that when ;>asa- mg through Koine to embark fi r China Count von Waldersoe presented to King Victor Emanuel a cuirass of identical manufacture as a present from the kaiser. A New Fire K m tinguiaher. A scientist suggests that milk be used to extinguish the name.'* of kerosene, because "milk forma an etnul>ion with the oil, which makes it accomplish its object more quickly.” The be>t medicine to quickly cure constipation, indigestion, dyspepsia, It has been reckoned by the United biliousness or flatulency, is Hostetter’s States fish commission that the avail Stomach Hitters. Try it also fur maiaria. lever and ague. bale <>y,ter growing area in the Chesa peake 1« about 1,000 «<iuare mile«, and Florida, according to local papers, ia that with proper cultivation this area (ifwming one of the great tobacco would be worth $100 an acre yearly. growing states, and the product has A heady these wonderful ovater beds Keen pronounced iu some rva|»ecta equal begin to show the results of reckless to that of Cuba. Sumatra wrajq»er to overfishing and approaching exhaus bacco raised in Florida recently took tion. the prise at the Paris exposition over I am «ure Piso'« Cure f,,r Consumption the world. saved mi lite three years ago Ms-. Th. Hr.l I'r.arri pilon tor Malaria ' Ho. K ohbins . Maple Street, Norwich, N. Chills and Fever is a bottle of Groms, Y . Feb. 17. lusteleas Chill Tonic. It ia simply There are no snakes nor frogs in iron and quinine in a tasteless form, Alaska, but there aie toads. No Cure, No l'ay. Price COo. mid bric-a-brac a house decorator ad vises a narrow siielf across one side of the room uism which to stand jugs and teapots. FOR to Wr»r a Cuirass, Kalasr FOR OIUINUS. CARTERS FOR IIUOUIIUS. The Youth’s Companion Co».ucnpt •-> l*“d *’• ''•*• *‘rr ' Wrtls New INtUMAKC CUif CO 104 Isa* t rest. Cb'csfs JOHN POOLK. Poma«», Oarong cau (iva jrou ths bvat bargalns in sru-ral ri arbinvry, snainM, boil»n. tank«, puuipa, plows, licita au«i windnillla The n-w aleni 1 X L wuidinill, aold t-y liini, la 1111- auuelicd SURE CURE FOR PILES IHM<> I'll®« pr-xlm e moisture and csum lu-hlnf i f->rm, •* well M Hilnd. or Protruding a am cured b» Dr. losan ko'• Pils Remedy. D ont S top T obacco S uddenly It Injur**« if v<»u* system to do so. Hk< O- < I KO I* th*- only cure thnt r. ally eures • nd noliAe* you wtieB to atop M«»;d with * ffiiersiih*e that three I m » i *« will cure any cane. Rirnpiiun “ icgiHts or by nie-l pr»p*i'1, |l a box; 9 boxe« I ■ Booklet frt". Writs El'SKKS < MBHICtL < <>., I jl ( roass, WH. NOTHING BETTER MADE Yos can't make a mistake It you feta Mitchell Mitchell, hemis & Staver Co. PORTLAND, ORECON. DROPSY io D-n trutbut mu. R ats Bids Drsp/ **d ils csB- icaucnw * it -c.shy for isrsw ’.h tl« Bsst wosdsrfil rstlsos - H mts csrsd BSSJ iboss- *ad CMS«I ¡L Ellin I ton, AilxnU, G b