Eugene City Guard.
I. L. CAMI'KKI.L.
EUGENE CITY
rraarlstas
OREGON. ’
1T
T"*l - * J
The onlt nail some women can bit on
tbe bead Is their thumbnail.
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It's strange that people who are al
ways talklug about themselves never
seem to exhaust the subject.
go naked for the first two or three
years of their Iffe. and the attire of th*
I
Hescriptiou adults Is rather scant. The Govern
CRONJE'3 SURRENDER.
tolfba. y ext < edv that of the starter of
an endless chain. It «bow* that H|“U
are the greater number uf the papula
tlon lu tbe region uf vanity aud nun
sense. Tbe women who display a mor
bid aff«*ction fur a convicted criminal
or worship at tbe shirlne of a matin«»»
Idol bave at least seen the object * f
their misdirected affection“ Tbe men
s bo propuse tu tbe »Chicago school i
marm know atoolutely nothing of her
except that she gave a» one uf Mil)
reasons for toing a celibate that sh.
had never been asked to marry. The
path that Is contrary to wisdom lead
ing to the hymeneal altar la not traveled
exclusively by the weaker sex.
Maz Pemberton’s serfs! novel, "Feo,”
will suon be published In book form.
"Toomey snd Others” Is a volume of
abort stories of tbe East Side, by Rob
ert Shackleton.
I
The manuscript of “Lorna Doone”
was submitted to elgbtran publishing
firms before It was finally accepted.
“The Black Wolf's Br«*ed," a romanc»
of the time of I-ouis XIV., Is by Harris
Dickson, a youug Southern writer only
31 years old.
"Tbe Dear Irish .Girl," by Katharine
Tynau^Dnkson, Is published by A. C.
McClurg it Co., and is pronounced a
very charming story.
¿!r. Anstey has mad» a play out
his really humorous Punch novel. "Tba
Mau from Blaukley's," and it will soon
be produced in Ixmdon.
Constance Garnett has made a trans
lation uf “The Jew aud Other Stories,”
by Ivan Turgefleff. This volume com
plete* this editlffn of Turgeueff’s nov
el*, and contains an Introduction by Dr.
Garnett, la which be places th» Itus-
klau above ill oitkur auvellsts a* tlie su
preme artist.
Wil I lam l*‘ett Kld^e's a*ew Novel,
Kliiantor of ha’h»," will be ptsblMied in
tMu «w.«»*rtf by tl.ie VtaeakMIaa Com
pany at eyice. Vba<n>y pe«pjle will reniem-
b.er th!** writ«*«’» etover war-k- ta a story
of the sent «<&»d o>f Lo'ndtiva called “Mord
liM’ly." He l?a* ateea ly written fuur
or five other weveks, awotig' which “A
Clever Wife'' and "Thie Second Oppor
tunity of Mr. Stapl'to'iurS'L” attracted
some altent.®». "A Breaker of Ijtws”
takes its name from the chief character
ta tbe book, »'cockney burglar.
Apropos of the vogue of the historical
romance. It Is related of "To Have and
to Hold,” Mary Johnston’s story of the
Jjimestown settlement, that It had
b«*en folowsd throughout Its career In
tbe Atlantic to within a month or two
of Its conclusion by a practical, hard
headed man ef business. The practical,
hard headed man of business one day
had occasion to call on tbe publishers
of the book. He espied the book upon
a desk, and though he liad come to sell
paper, not to buy books, he refused to
do anything until he had sat down In
an out of-tlie-way corner of the office
and finished the story which had so
sMzed upon bls fancy
British Writer's Graphic
uf That Dramatic Event.
One of the most dramatic «vents of
the war in South Africa was the sur
render of the brave Boer leader. Gen.
Crouje. who for nearly ten days held at
bay the vastly superior army of Great
Britain, while be and his followers
were cooped up lu the bed of the Mod-
der River, near Paardeburg.
¡»escribing the surrender and the ar
rival of Crouje In the British camp a
British correspondent says:
"Presently a body of horsemen came
past the hospital tents into the camp.
Maj. Gen. Prettyman was one of the
leading horsemen. By bls side a gret^t
heavy bundle of a man was mounted
on a wretched little gray Boer pony. i
And this was the terrible Cronje? Was
It possible that this was the man who
had held back the British army at '
Magersfonteln? Great square should-
era, from which the heavy head was
HUJ10K OF THE WEEK
ment Is liberal with concession* in or STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
der to encourage the development of
OF THE PRESS.
the country’s resources, but there is
no general rule governing the granting
of privileges; ft all depends on how odd, Curien» and Langhabla Phase«
9t Hua»»» Natura GraphUally F«<-
good a bargain may be driven. The
trayad by Eminen» Word Artlate of
climate Is very salubrious, and laziness
Is about the only prevailing disease.”
Our Own Day—A Budget of f«*
TO WIPE OUT MALARIA.*
Two Englishmen to Experiment-Their
Lives a F’o*sible Penaltr.*
Tiro Englishmen, Dr. Sambon and Dr.
I*owe,î»f London, are to make an inter
esting experiment and take their live*
In their hands for tbe sake of human
lty. These two men are to go to the
Roman campagna. the deadliest place
In the world, with Instructions to stay
there all summer and see If It kills
them. If they return home unharmed,
then the world's most fatal disease
tbe facetious mutlc
play when they’r. tofiZ*
us a tune.”
"No.” grumbled th» <
diapason. Tn b,
Philadelphia Pres*.
-
v«rx Spn..
Lla U l.eu tbe hZo
he climbed to the ed»
clove the air.
May_My fel|ow ha|
Coroner—Why are you so positive the
of doing It.
'*•
de.«-a*ed was accidentally klled? Per
Ida-Doing what. de«ri
haps it was a case of suicide.
May-Why. when h,
Col. Bourbon— Youb seem to fobget,
the
air he goes out bet
sah. that a quaht bottle full of liquor
Chicago News.
full, I repeat, sah—was found In bls
overcoat pocket, sah.
A Change
*..
"Why is that F.l plno
Over the Limit«
"Yaur greatesj enemy Is whisky.” precipitate fashion?" ua
“OU." aus^rKl the ,
»aid toe parson to an Incorrigible mem
"he’s merely traveling
ber of his flock.
—M ashlugton Star.
"But," said the wayward one. "you
us
to
love
our
ene-
have alvv^ys told
•
ImpuMible.
Husband-Why do Joa
mles.”
"Yes,” answered the good man, "but weering slmes that p!neh
nut tu suaJlow them.'
Wift^Oh, I never could to
able in a comfortable
teleiuUl of Han't
Falling Into the sea Is the latest ad
vertlsiug actress’ scheme. Falling uff
the eartli has not yet been tried. s
•
Nome years ago tbe ancient saw to
In time bribery as a souy-tlmes al th«.* effect’hat birds that can slug au<il
leged national disease may not be ..f ' won’t slug should to mad«* to siisg wan
amended by adding, “Birds that can t
the taking cffiiraicter It lias been.
sing aud will sing should be scut tc
There are always a lot of people who Sing Slug.” That Vjiue such drastic
tjdnk that ‘ they could spend a rich remedy Is necessary appears from the
man's money so much better than be ln< reaslng boldness of those who can't
does himself.
sing but will Hing. A young man in
Pennsylvania nliot another one the
The thermostat Is a new coBtfrlvame other d’iy ftor saying to him, "John, let
in medicine for baking men. Those who fellows Hing who cau Hing.” Plainly,
w ere born but half baked would do well the time lias arrived for revolutionary
A Tribute.
to look It up.
methods, aud fortunately science has
■- ■ —-
•
"I want to stop lu front
come
to
the
r**scue
at
tbe
right
time.
A
Perhaps Victoria’s thus putting her
dow,” said Mr Blykins.
arms figuratively around Erin’s neck scientist Is showing hy Illustrated lec
"Why, It’s full
tures
that
tM-autlful
geometric
figure«
may save that nation's getting It there
claimed his wife,
ari* thrown upon the Hiirface of a soap
so much b. rea fher.
admired such thiUL
bubble by certalN tones of the human
"I not only admire: |
folce. When a y«Mu*MF
slugs "My
"ff m.v hat to genius, auJ tb,
coasxtry,*’tis <<f tte-e,” th*«*» Is a uiasl«
who can get »20 apiece fori
i
vte» t rarrMiutitvsl Iky ctuy otlner
buMchea of odds and end, ik,
i-oh*r of ths- spectruus: thnu l*t «'tatagrai
are qualified to’give lesmtut,,
to red. greuH w yM’ioyf. T’l.w»t rnwto, he
looa of finance."-Wasldupoj s
K'.rate MkentMa nay tlmt tks* IMS* «nJy totMMWs«* stuu kw a gc.'«J v«teu. St<*
’■ **»>
Kind 1'r.fe-
feiMcd ha New Jersey vawdwtbed's e««e M* hm < bv* HH-cHWlto and trsKSii « him -
"Your system is generall/r»
are lA.fsw.iwM» y.ewu »*M. A,ge Had mot •«»it !•« tau-nWiH'lisiFeaa vy lit hi ray ®thw
said Dr. Kanard, the eai’m*ot.
►w*e will perhaps le the put hold*< of tnu>t*h-, K“i It ¡«Msags Head wluesi the rtoto
w-liose voh e
l‘Mce Hie tilli.g of a
1st. “but I thlatk I . sa Proialle
tils* uu t-l tiutb apeelwMMI her.eaW.er.
saw, or the g-lrl w-Ims*» vesrallzatlon ne-
in a short time, if you foHo»^
Maws—Figgis has the clearest head of
The felfe'w vvhw ims^'lii-aiste*« "VPy u*l!« a c * b <» w s.U'fforl'ng from ton»Wltta.
TH» »VXKMND«» Ofc GKÄ. CliONJE.
Would you, prefer a ho:oe t^t,
M»y man I know.
vdiLwys” and obtrud-es them <■ u-g-lvt to vtteanpAs to slug, tlie pbMeseope will
"I think ti..t," v
Diggs
—
That
’
s
rlglit;
there
Is
a'sbo-
rep!esc.'it
«.t/topi«ses
hi
.
i
1
microbes
In
k"H«w that there are 7J.,.»'.W,'.W.» other
Involuntarily lowering illi vo\
itsgtrt
to
eonHMmptlua
—
matacía
—
will
be
thraM
furwwl
st«
’
.!«<
k»
«»enmd
al
lititaly nothing) In It.
¡x-wpl'e who have their views and wh<*> yellow. As tiro iHrnosphcre of t he
—It’s m.v horn/» treatiiMnt, I tffl
most humpasi; a heavy face, *l>a#*ll*» at Ma» im-roy of seisuven. If tteey die,
i'lbu't care a continental for Ids views. problem clears we may see how th..
that really a l* Mi.-."-Chh'xil)7
th»
ipsvurntoent
will
pay
ths
funeral
Unmasked.
With urakumjii, g<ray tinged black teair;
old saw may to* r<*oouclle<l with Its
•xpeimea
awl
thus
thtoary
about
matarla
Ho
—
Who
is
that
ugly
old
woman
over
fowerlngv
buavy
Ispows,
from
mn
A*®
Breath air! irnu>h Act,
A New York physician Iras conte e«it ainendMient. The person who can’t slug
will bw upsot.
there by the piano?
wldcls rasalf, ewjaning, foxy eyes
"Can you give a Hrst-claa*
hi an attack on the "deiidly linen hand and will slug will be taken to Hing Hing
Ti®»
th*»«ry
relativo
to
nnntaria
Is
that
Sili»
—
Oh,
that's
Mme.
Costuetlqaj»,
th»
iklftlly.
A
b*r<Mi«l
brimmed
^aay
lAxxr
pair of shoes?”
kerchief" and wants paper used In am! made to Hing to a phonoscope and
beauty specialist.
full hat wdis palted «Jowria to*, a teo»» it is eatrsrwl by a special kind of
"Shad say ab, bos?. Why,
stead. The suggestion may be good, a aeries of soap bubbles until the cure
brwv*« overevrttt, ordinary dark trou- mwwiuito. Thia mosquito abounds I n
polish a ge’raan's shoes delid;*,.
but the public Is apt to turn Its nose up, is complete or tlie patient Is Heart.
A
Natural
(juTenliirtin
tees; ««nthln^ Military, «nt oven spurs th» «im pagua. I y,I ng seven miles «at-
Those who Ilk«.* to hear themselves talk
Four-year-old Harry, noticing that ddow-M at his feet to soe if
so to speak, nt the idea.
m « bls to®ww veMt tejeeuta.
T!«w «ally sMb> of Itomi», and the condition of that
because they think they have melllflii
tlie clock had stopped, asked his father on straight."
thing h« carrted that sMtarsd te sp-cafc'
a question that has puzzled some older
The announcement that a .VIHsourl ous voices can be more mildly di«
tvithrwlty was a thtek, heavy stock“»!
Tbe Bunirstle Skfletoa.
ciplltwd
In
th«*
same
way.
Nobody
Mk:
heiress "eloped with a boy” Is not ao
whip
of
hkte.
which
!■«
graegtod
and
hears it I tn self as others hear him,
"Papa, when the clock stops does
surprising after nil. If she had eloped
twun-g as owe a«i>ew>sto»HMi«l to w» It. By
time stop?”
with a girl It would have been differ whether lie talks, plays the cornet or
bls shtw rod» hla arantoary atei inter
whistles
ragtime;
If
he
did,
much
dis
ent. but young women always have a
preter. a loi'ig, buoy ywiiug. man. with a
A Disastrous Smash.
penciinnt for running away with beys. llluslonment would ensue spontane
straggllMg red beard and very light eye
“I understand it's a very disastrous
wusly. aud, ns he doesn't, disillusion
brows and eyehtotaw. They pavtetd Into
fenash.”
ment "by ha ml" will have to glv«* way
In Chicago tlie other <lay a wonvan to dlsllluHlonment by scientific machin
the square of highlanders, who had
"Yes, there isn't enough to pay the
wus arrested charged with being a va ery. The «dentist may begin to choose
been draw« up te receive tlestM.
receiver’s divvy.”—Philadelphia North
grant The legal definition of a va a design for hla own statue as n publte
’’ROUBLES OF POOR LO.
" ‘CoiHRMindaat Cro*i>,' was tits brief
American.
grnnt Is "a person who Is Idle, remains benefactor.
Introduction, as the Boer h*-a«b»r swasg
Tliis
Indian
Raya
John
I>.
Rockefeller
Idle and refuses to work." The defend
The One Tiling Needful.
hlMtsclf heavily off Ids jwMy a«d, curt
Want» Hta I,an<l.
ant In this particular case made an ar
Fair Customer—This cook book ap
ly answering' Ls»d 1-tobsrts' taint»,
CAPTURING
A
PYTHON
,
Waw
aleep
eshee-ka,
tlie
Delaware
gument that woman was not Intended
pears to be all right, with one excep
shr»o>k haHda.
to work, ami tlie Jury returned a ver Great Mrength of u Philippine lalniid chief, who is at war with John D.
tion.
“
'I
am
glad
ta
so»
y<»a.
I
ans
gj«»l
to
Rockefeller, declares that If there ever
dict In accordance with the argument,
Bookseller—Pray, what is that, mad »
Her pent.
I was a time when citizenship was de meet so bravo a twan,* was Lord Rwb-
from the seat of war?"
dismissing tlie defendant. The verdict
am
?”
Pythons are numerous In tlie Philip
ertw' brief wolcemo.
“Sir, I object to bearing. any alii
establishes beyond all future colltrover plues. We often heard of very large sirable the tint» bus passed. He does
Fair
Customer
—
It
has
no
pictures
in
"Th» two g»H'erals *«b la «tatea al
to my family affairs:"—I»«.- fl*
ales the law of nature alaive that of ones, says Dean 0. Worcester In iris In not wish to be a citizen of a community ready provhled aad th» fwto.a! kwewn -
bos».
man, as It was upon nature's law tlmt ti resting account of these much-talked which pays reut to foreign landlords iler followed.
Bookseller—Of course not, madam.
the argument vias made. But there Is Inland», but the nearer we got to them aud receives wages from foreign task
Ctsang» the Style.
One
seldom
sees
a
cooli
book
with
Illus
"Gen. CroMj» sat diwfdy sMBhs* la his
danger In tlie verdict It tuay be taken tlie smaller they grew. Finally, how masters. lie says that his tribe has chair, with I«!« k-amis In th» p»ckata of
Mo. tar Look out you don't fad
trations.
as an authoritative example by other ever, we got a fine specimen. Some been moved again and again by the his «vercoat, and swlletuly regarded the
Fair Customer—But what's th» use of stitch white yew ar* kalttlng ta
courts which would be a terrible men men had fouud him «'oiled up undey a greed of the white man. and will move scene. Every craahlcratloa waa paid
telling
us how to serve a dinner wttli- Stockings.
Dll. BAM11I5.
nee to mnscullulty. Husbands with fallen tree. Arranging rattan slip no more. He Is wealthy and educated; him, bat uitstll th« !<a*s<t wn-s seea of tela
Daughter—Well, If I d* theyl I
out plates?
wives who uncomplainingly have sup nooses so tlmt he could not welJ escape nud Is willing to use all his money ii.il bulky form driving away to MotMsr
drop-stltcb stocking*.
region
is
sach
that
no
person
can
ro
About the Size of It»
ported them for years would lie no •them, they had then poked him till he
Itlver lu the close carriage which had ut tin exposed there during a stttUBtrr
Not M,* Flair«.
"VsM*y,” said the political orator, "in
longer safe, should the verdict come to crawled Into their snares, when they
been pravlded for him, hta sot, kard- Might without contracting the disease. A gn at lever, and-----”
Choily—I think in ms heart—•'
be accepted ns an example authority jerked tlie knots tight, and mud'e tl<x-
eneil faco only ««ggcs'ted that the bit
Dm. Samboa and Lowe will take
Unlay—Why, Cholly, you mu«
for subsequent action, Young men lines fast to tr«*es mid rucks.
"That’s right mister.” Interrupted a
terest hour ef hla lift» was being with the«* a mosquito-proof building,
who have lived lives of ludolent enne
n’.ati In th»* gallery, “it's su< h a great freak.
When we readied th«* python * near
barely endured by th» man wheso and In It they will make their home
hvinl.
and luxury through tlie onergy and ly stepped on him, for he was stretched
leave?' that most of us can't keep it.”
pluck, whose oafftcitg asal whvsp ¿wring'th» summer. If they manage to
patience of fond mothers are lu dread out on the ground mid looked for all the
Like. Ohio OriaksMU
I
stralghtf*>rwar*4m •■< w«, Ms
live and keep their health where no one
Two of n Kind.
ful danger. Universal acceplam e uf world Ilk«* a log. A venomous hiss
Au old family darky was bta
are the first to admit.”
else
has
succeeded
la
doing
so,
and
yet
Ilix—What would you think of aanan
the fact that woman wns not Intended warned me of my mistake, ami caused
Lavs n© advantage over the others ex who divulged a secret intrusted to him? hauled over tlie coals for scratihiq^
by nature for toll would work the aw me to beat so sudden a retreat as to
portrait of his
ON HIS DIGNITY,
cept protection against mosquitoes,
Dlx—Well, I should think he was on
ful hardship of engaging In Industrial afford great delight to the assembled
whisk broom.
the« the case against the mosquito will
employment upon many men.
Mr. William, Hu* .Vqice that lie la Kt- b» considered complete, and the“ gov an equal footing with the mau vvho in
crowd of Tagbanuaa.
"Marcus,” ss
trusted
It
to
him.
neath
Fidi
torta
I
Nntlos.
The reptile had about three feet ®f
verely, "what e. er prompted youM
ernment will set about prosecuting the
A certain clergyman In n manufactur play for his bead, mid 1 thought It wise
Just after wo w«*t to ystoss last wo. k. pest whenever ho exists lu the coloules,
that mischief?”
retticat Picture.
ing town lu Pennsylvania was recently So treat hint with respect. Drenching
atn.1 while sa *i«c
to AkMhaa a«d will give all posts'ble aid to other
"Partjon me, sah,” responded tS’l
lamenting the smull number of mar a liaiidful of absorbent cotton with
White's Bsotfeng, sy«-. iwst Dit» WflMtatois. csMHtrfes to <1® th» same, with the ex-
fender, “Ah Jes cudn't help It. Yk
riages lu his congregation and referred chloroform, I presented It to him on the
Ah caught sight ob all dot dustoui
to the subject In the pulpit, saying «■nd of a piece of bamboo.
marse's coat. Ah
tlint there were MSI young unmarried
lie lilt it savagely am! It caught
brush it off. Ah
women In the parish and blamed the the end of hts long, recurved teeth, s«
me wld
young men for the lamentable sltua that he could not get rid of It. Then I
lion. He charged It to their bashfuluesa saw a most remarkable exhibition of
About the Size of It.
and their being too avarlclouK The brute force.
Willie—Say, pa, whe
newspapers got hold of bls complaint
Under the stimulus e>f the chloroferM
falls lu business what is meant bj
and their re|a>rta were published lu oili that pytliow bitolM- Rsewa rattan*« three-
liabilities?
er places, and soon the good tin an was quarters of au Itwh In diameter, hn «|
I’a—The sum for which bls
overwhelmed with letters Inquiring that without appMrMt essertiow. Tto«n*
get left, my sou.
shout tlie ladles, with evident desire on WM no thrashing about. It waa all
Willing to’Oblige-
Hie part of many of the w riters to opeu quiet, steady pulling
lie «now broke
, how nice it must
correspondence w ith some of them He or twisted out of every owe of bin-fast-
latnous. How I wish I had assn*'
is perplexed with the business he has enlnga except a running noose around
He (interrupting! Permit luel’A
thus unintentionally got himself Into. his neck; mid getting a hold for his tall
He was mistaken, we think. In charg around a stwiHp ta* pulled until It brains to prevent the Standard
you mine.
mngnate from grabbing tbe lUH) square
ing the young men with avarlclousuess ««■«■Mied im If Ids bend w otn-ld r-o»»ke off.
Haunted.
THE MOSQUITO PROOF HOUSE.
ns a reason for avoiding matrimony
Eventuiilltf the chloroform quieted miles In tbe Indian Territory, where
Ida—I am afraid of this old
The reason would be better stated by him somewhat, and I gave him more, oil is smelled by tbe keen scented
They say skeletons hold high txty
saying that they did Hot feel able to When lie was still I stabbed him to th«* monopolist. He lias engnged Walter who owns the livery stable on Violet pectatlon that malarial fever will be I Charming Hostess-Which
in the next room.
rapport wives lu the styte that Modern ta-a-rt to prevent further difficulty, mid S. Logan and lln.rz K. Ilarby, of New street. Mr. Williams did not returu wiped out aud millions of human lives consider the prettiest picture In
May—But how can they get it ;*"■
Society requires. Wiipps, In other reni«v«>d his skin. He measured twen York, to lay Ills case before the United our bow of recognition, but advancing saved.
room?
Ida—They might use skeleton «1*1
words, a<re too low, In moat cartes. to two fleet and six Inches.
States Court of Claims, but has little upou us tu a threatening manner said:
Visitor—The one I can see now In the
As the mosquito Is a night worker,
aiUew of Inear.rlM-g the expenses of fam
hope of Justice. He says the white
"Mr. Colwell, you owe me two dollars, tbe doctors will quit their houses only mirror before which you are sitting!—
A Prise Thought*
ily M#e. I n farming I'OHsiMuaWies tta*
man bad never kept faith with the In and you either hand It over or 1 will when the insects are off duty, and then Meggendorfer Blaetter.
H.-n-i-tiir w«'*ir’« Dishonesi Has.
A teacher of music in oue of
c»se Is not so land, n.ud »,» fag a>s we
When Neuator Gear of Iowa came dians since William Finn's treaty In take It out of your hide!"
lie schools of the South desired#*
they will protect themselves from the
leave learuixt then* is abonu n<s miach Into the to*nate chamber the other day ltiH'J. and probably never will. Waw-
"Mr. Williams," we kindly replied, dau'ger of being stung by a chance
Very Similar.
press the pupils with tlie niese if
"waaryliig atsd giving Im unatretav»" ke dn»p|H*«l hla slouch hat on the floor al«*ep eshee ka Is known to civilization though much astonished at his abrupt mosquito.
"A good woman.” said the lecturer the signs '‘t" ami "ff" in a •on*
rass.ug the y.inwig peopte hi the cosatry Iw the aisle beside his desk Nenator as Richard C. Adams, and he has writ- ness. "we kneyw we owe you two dol
Few people have a correct Impression "is like pure gold.”
were about to sing. Atter
as waw the case a scorn of years agio; Stewart cairn* striding along, kicking tena book, which he calls "A Delaware lars. but we cannot pay It at present. of the frightful ravages of malaria. It
"That’s right,” Interrupted a face that “f” meant /orte, lie said •
a»4 this la one of the many Important the hat into th«* pit In front of the Pr»«« Indian Legend aud the Story of Their As soon as the money comes in on sub Is the great disease of the tropica. It tious man In the rear. "Money talks.”
children, If "f” means forte w1»1
stJiattSnigi. s the cuuatry has over the Ident's rostrum, and pass.-d along, un Troubles."
scription you shall have It."
1» the principal cause of sickness and
•ff* meanr
towns anvl cities
This was the best we could do. but death there, and of social stagnation.
Unappreciated Liberality.
¿ouacloua of th«* indignity to Senator
8llence relgm^l for a moment
t'noon« promising.
Mr
bite- Mis' Jackson. Ab paid ten
so fur from letting the matter drop he It. and practically It alone, is the rea
Gear's cherished headpiece.
then he was astonished to hear*
Small boy—Vanter buy a dog. mia knocked our hat luto the middle of the
When wotMen pay attention, send
dollabs
foh
dis
here
ring.
son why Africa is the Dark Continent;
A page pleke<l up tin* hat. brush«*«i It ter?
(Howers and delicacies to men a<-cii*»d
Miss Jackson—Hit am vehy cute MIs- little fellow shout:
street. Then he knocked us after th«* why some, in fact most, of tbe fairest
off ami brought It back to Its place <>u
"Eighty!”—New Lippincott
Mr. Dlpneflde Not,that kind of a dog hat. Then be kicked us and called us and most fertile regions of the earth tab White, but why didn't yoh git one
of sensational crimes usually con »»lie floor Senator Gear growle«! sav-
Why. he looks as If he had fleas :
demned muideters the other men pro
na mes.
are by.it howling wildernesses covered ob dem kind dat eums In a popcohn
agely and »hot a fierce glance after
The Houne H»blt.
I
Small boy He Mis got 'em, but yer
liouucr them njorbld. They are held Senator Stewart.
We did not fight back. Our editorial with worthless jungle and inhabited package? Yoh know how Ab lubs pop
"When,” says John«.Mulr in tWj
got ter glv' dat dog credit fer wun t Ing dignity was at stake, and we maintain only hy wild toasts and a sprinkling of x»hn. •
up to ridicule and referred to In choice
.
Boon afterward Senator Gear starte*!
Mr. Dlgnetlde Aud what's that?
lantlc, "I asked Mr. Emerson >
execratory language by tlie superior
ed it. Even when Mr. Williams hit us wilder men. Five millions of p«*ople die
to go to his rt»minltt«*e room. Just as
If we were not going up into tb*
Not as It Hhould Be.
Small boy He don't lise 'em -Ohio in the back with an old tin can wo did annually of fever, principally malarial
««-I. Hut the su|H*rlor sex Is lu extreme
he row Senator Perkins, of California,
1 he Parson Learn to be content, my to camp they said: ’No. it would "4*l
danger of shattering the glass In the got up ami addresse«! the chair. Mr' State Journal
not turn to bandy words with him We In British India alone. That figure
do to lie out In the nig lit air; Mr ! -^1
houses It occupies by the Indlacrlmln
think that an «stitor shouhl maintain heavy though It Is, gives no Idea of the good man. The little mouths are never
Gear stood up to listen to what Mr.
Germs.
son might take cold, and yo®
I
•ent
without
f«xwl
to
feed
tbeui.
•ate and reckless filng'ng of stones at
“Ikvctor, I wonder If 1 m not getting bls dignity at all times ami under all amount of suffering, of Invalld sm and
the weaker sex lor Its offenses. I.«*t a Perkins was saying Then he thought
The I*atorer ifatner oj ten»-Ah par- Mr. Muir, tiiat would to a
circumstances, ami our wife la highly poverty caused by this one dltuase.
of his hat. It wasn’t on his bead, nor old?”
•on. but the mouths .are sent to my thing.' In vain I urged thaj ''»■! I
woman t*e recorded In the public
was It In bls band. 11« summoned a
'Quite pi-sslbly. The Ivaclll^s of old pleasisl at our conduct In the affair
A Great Glacier
prints as doing soim thlug unusual, aud
borne and the food to yours.—Chicago horn«*» .and hotels »
*
page.
age Is very prevalent this spring.**— "leutioncd.
The largest glacier tn Europe Is the Newa
she Is immediately l>eai«-ged with pro-
that nobody ’ever was known W
"Boy.
”
he
ask«*«!
severely,
"where's
Detroit Journal. «
Josledalsbroe. In Norway, With Its
|s*sals of mnrrlMge aud the recipient uf
cold camping in these wood», tl*4* J
The L.nd *»f tt»e l.ssy.
my hat ?**
Tent» Hurpriain*.
numerous ramifications it . co» ers au
amorous epistli-a that would ¡vale Into
"In
a
late
soj<»tirti
In
Hondura«."
«aid
The page tooked arouili? and« then
“Look.” said little Bessie, who had wns not a single cough or »nee» 1
Two HchixOe of V •|»1arl,n.
area of 3fiO square miles. This
__
Insignificance the most anieftt billet
enor-
tt.e Sierra. Then I pl. turol tte |
I*. B Giveus to a Washington I*o»t re
nu mj *.
There
are
two
schools
of
vegetarians.
never
t»<lfore*seen a mule us.*d for any-
tuoua field of Ice »ends Its branches
<l**iix ever sent to a co^ivleted criminal
<11 mate-changing. Inspiring fir» I
porter, "I cam«* to the «inclusion that
•
Pleas«*,
sir."
he
said
In
a
frightened
One
favors
vegetable
food
which
grows
thing
but
hauling.
The lat<-st proof Is accnmulatltig volu
niake. praised the beauty and frsfl"^
it was a paradise for a lazy man. Every down the valleys In all directions, often
"What la It. my dear?"
minously at Chicago A school teacher voice, "you're standing on It"—Wash t*elow the earth’s surface, and tbs oth thing grou« luxuriantly, with but little coming into dose proximity to tbe corn
of »«-quota flame, told how
ington special.
* er favors that which grows above.
*
A
man
riding
horseback
on
a
mule
”
fields.
One
of
the
most
accessible
of
—It la not »know n that she la either
lal*or ou the part of tlie natives, and
- ■ —
—
tr«*ea would »tarn! als»ut us traa -
-rittsburg
(ihronlcle-Telegrapli.
young or la-antlfiil recently delivered
many cropa «Io not net'll replanting Its branches is tbe Brtgsdalbroe. From
in tbe purple light, while the ,,*r’
H-.*t H»d Ksprrlea»«*» F nowch
I*o >r 1.1 Hang Chang.
—•—
a
distance
Its
effect
Is
extreme!»
grand
au aiMri-sa on "Why th«* Hate of <*»
ed down totween the great don»**-
l»e s Did you see a tout that l>*%
LI Hung ( bang Is reputed ta It more than once In eight or ten years, snrrunn.led as It Is with dark bare
«*•
Weqne-kt.
libacy Among College br«sl Women la gageman who '-lalms to have discw
The Captain—There is n.> hope! We Ing by urging them to ■’'1 ' J‘ ,t
The country offers tine Inducements to
worth ClUO.UUD.UU0l
mountains, fringe«! with Mrcb trr»s
»•> High." and gave. In |>artial explana vrvtl a sure cure for Influenza?
cuterprlalng men. but It I» han! for a
*ro lost! It Is now half-past 2. witlun make an Immortal Emerson nig-
tlon of her aplnsterhissl, the rx<-ellent
A woman cau make a mental Inven white man u*«*d to clvdlzed ways to go a perfect setting for the might» mass an hour we will be at the bottom of tbe
Bobb» He ought to know how to
"But the hotise habit was
1
rvason that "he had never asked her." check the grip. Baltimore American
tory of auotber woman's attire in half ”wn there snd dwell among an Ignor- of snow and Ice.
•ea.
overcome, nor the strange dn »'>'
"lie.” In large quantities all over the
a minute—but she usually wastes a
AU old bachelor »a/¿that widows are
-_4 cf native« who are lis» years be
night air. though It la only 1"'
country, la seeking to make amenda for
whole afternoon in telllug her megb hind the t n»e«. A man would have no the only .econd band art.des that Mil to sink her by dree o'glock. captain' I
The Hilly Fellow.
nlr with a little pun’ <l«-w in
the <leltu<|iw*ncy. Thousands of pro
at
par.
Rite If I let you klaa tue will Jov bora the details.
< ongeti al society, ami might a« well be
owe Rosento-rg hero . hundred! dol carnet <1u»t and unknowable *
3
posala of marriage have t*eea received promise not to do ao any moral
m exile The uatlvcs usually live In
After a man once reaches tbe top be lars on , note dot falls du.* at half past preferre«!. And to think of ' ’ »
The
average
mau
appreciates
hie
and the mall on the route of tbe maiden
He Yes, I will.
r»n|lll’r ^
wlfe a temper so much that he dueoa t i amtowv hotise«. though In the town« never talks about the surplua room un dry today, nn.lt if de ship gw» down a Boston ehokw!
Who ualwly de« lured oue reason ef her
She Then I Won t tot yo»,
ib* dweliitut» are of sdobe Lhildreu tberuv
** pefore dot time. It tot*» ,„c out of p
like to have her lose IL
culture am! the glortuu» tran*
tag IL See?-Ute.
V *
ullsui!'
I