let üs all laugh
Just About the Desired Qnantl«,
“I don't kuuw what I wunt"
pllng with the question at the wrong
r Mexican or other Is'’ s tarsw. TLiW^nrcti the M«*»»*-»*« »ww «-» wear «•— /•
the dyspeptic guest, looking at
end.
Whether divorce 1» right or
Is not a lazy bone In the Yaqul body. mas. ro ett 11 kiiln.’ ¡‘A' Mexican«
wrung; whether there should be di
of fare. “I can't eat more than at*
Luitf u.rv a peaces bl«, law abiding peo and very nearly capturing tb« putt It
’’’*
VA- two bites, anyway.”
vorce at all. and on what grounds a
ple when justly treated. From time self. The latter dlaaawr to Mexican JOKES FROM THE PENS OF
1. L. CAHPBKLL, Pr*prl«Mr*
decree of divorce should be granted— □ ESPERATE CONFLICT WAGED Immemorial they have been hunters, arma waa orly averted by the ass.st
"You might try a couple of our
RIOUS HUMORISTS.
ton chops, sir." susgvsted the dfpmZa
(hue are not the pressing questions of
BY YAQUI INDIANS.
miners and tillers of the soil.
Tbey ance given the land forces by the navy
OREGON.
EUGENE CITY ..
waiter, unbending slightly.—**
the Lour. The whole matter of divorce
This engagement assumed the proper
have the nomad Instinct In less degree
tlona and characteristics of
battle, Pleasant Incident» Occurriu« tba Tribune.
does Dot begin to stand lu such urgent
ao
than
almost
ar.y
other
Indian
tribe.
”
and gave Mexico an idea of the gravity
Europe's coal famine Is a feast for n«***d of discussion a» d«x*e the question Mcsfcans* Occupation of Their Land
World Over .—Say lus» that Ara Cheer-
Bad
Meter.
Nevertheless the Yaquls have a rec of the situation which it Is facing. But
tiic Casas Belli —Outbreak Believed to
of the laws of marriage. When we ad
American mine ow uers.
«■1 to Old or Yonug—Funny Maine:-
Mrs. Ben Evlent—Yuu don't
«■ -
-
w
just marriage as we should adjust It.
He Their Last btand—Trsnsvu»' cf ord for fighting, as the Mexican au the Yaquls bad powerful allies. The
tiana that You Will Kujoy.
tell me that you were ever a pop
thorities
kuuw
to
their
»orruw.
cowboys of Arizona have au inveterate
It Is wrong to Judge by appearanr«*« then we can give our attention to di
America Xuvulved lu tierce Contest.
Harvard Haslten - Yes. kind lady
when the gun d«««*eu't »»*em to be load vorce. And then we »ball find that in
"When oppressed they have simply hatred of the "Greaaer.” and esteem it
Flrst Citizen-I say the century be fortunately I was. Dat wuz wher» m.
a
special
privilege
when
fortune
puts
adjusting
the
one
we
»hall
have
tome
ed.
Toe fact that Mexico 1» at war with risen to rttdr«?»« their wrong». In their
feet first went astray.-philad^p“;*
the 1st
January.
— of
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pretty close to the w isest and best ad the Yaqul Indiana la known by mean» mountain fa»tness tbey could no more It In their way to legitimately kill one gan on
Second Citizen-I say It begins onlthe Press.
justment of the other. The practical of the newspapers, but It Las no »l>e- be conquered than the Scotsmen before of the obnoxious race. Aud the cow
solution of bum. In short, Iles In the clal significance to the average reader the battle of Bannockburn. The Gov boy Is liberal in construing the mean 1st of January. 1901!
Mi»nan«ed.
Third Citizen Say. why can't you
„per adjustment and rigid enfor«-«r who knows little about the Yaquls or ernment „at last recognlze«l the futility ing of the term legitimate. Moreover,
Ilojack—I understand that ou
....
I
:
?
Why
not
let
It
begin
compromise
this?
uieiit of laws which »hall make mar their history. This history Is a ro of continuing the struggle to conquer the cow-punchers dearly love a tight
ed into au airhole the other day.
of July. l'J00?-Puck.
The »port »t th** ■ *.„," of ostnan riage more difficult of accomplishment. mance of an unconquerable race. When them, and at the Invitation of 1’rosl- for Its own sake, aud when the Yaqul ou the Fourth
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Tomdik—That's what they « ailed u
«i of Mark Twain, seems
Pasha '
Cortea landed In Mexico the Yaquls dent Diaz, the old chief of the Yaqul«, rebellion presented the op|>ortunlty not
A Coarse Plebeian.
but I found it was full of water. '
tu bate b<-. u greatly exaggerated.
only
for
a
tight
but
for
a
chance
to
get
Tetablate,
visited the City of Mexico,
Rittenhouse
Sqtteer — That
Bisltop Fallows' parody, wherein lie were a powerful race numlierlng 300,-
Mrs.
The Clock and the Q«r.
made man express a longing to lie a 000 souls. They occupied the north- where the terms of a treaty of peace a shot at the hereditary enemy, num BJones woman 1» simply Impossible.
The evil that men do lives after them,
“Is that clock right?" he asked after
"kicker” rather tba©an angel, contains weHtern part of Mexico, bordering on were agreed to. The signing of the bers of the cow boys crossed the border Her manners are shocking.
but the one» who preach the funeral
a deeper note than appear» to the su- tin Gulf of California on the west, and treaty took place at Ortiz, a military and joined the Indian forces.
Mrs. De Lancey Place—Y’es. she actu It had struck 11.
sermons are careful not to mention It.
How much of the success of the Ya ally listens to the musk* when she goes
“Why?" she answered.
Iierfidal observer, says the Chicago on what Is now the State of Arizona station near Guaymas. It was an Im
quls is due to the organizing ability to the opera.—Philadelphia Record.
It Is the cry of the age th« on Die north. In the early days, bow- pressive sight, with hundreds of
"Because If It is, 1 shall have plent»
Discussing the advisability of short Tribune.
'ff’Time to catch the 11:30 cur.”
masculine cry—and one for which
engagements recalls that the summer
The Point of View.
i here Is the hope of an earthly con-
"1 remember now,” she said, “that
girl brought them Into vogue aeaaona
The Philosopher—It's a shame that
Humiliation. Man already »funds with
the clock is about twenty mlnutm
ago.
he treated you so. but you should heap slow, if you hurry you will just abs«
the "kickers,” and it is natural that
coals of fire on his head?
ct'.tch the car.”
Nlneteen hundred Is u year that can he should desire to be among them lu
The Miser—Not now; I'll wait till
Moreover, the
During the twenty minutes that h»
be divided by 4, but nevertheless mock» the world to come.
next summer when coal
stooil on the corner he arrived at the
the fond longings of many an eager bishop'» parody 1» a protest ugulnst the
cheaper.
Inanity of angels. It Is not, a« ths
painful conclusion that site didn't reak
Spinster.
author tleclare», that humankind feel
A Stroke of Diplomacy.
ly love hint as lx* longed to be loved.-
The Dowager E?ipr>t« |>er»lst» In be- that the wish to be an angel is a too
Chicago Times-IIeiald.
fug reactionary for all she must know utode»t expression of their souls' long
Ro He Bid.
that so long a* China wear» the queue Ing, but »Imply that the Insipidity uf
"Did you hear the verdict that fool
angels, their cloying perfection and
It will bang behind.
jury gave on the death of tbut
uegatlve goodn«*»», excite revolt rather
who was drowned?"
Pews of nou paying-holders In a Ila than admiration. It Is so In Action,
"No; what was it?”
cine church were nailed up. It would and the saintly Agnes In Dickens’ "Da
‘They said they had come to the cot),
be much better If the trustees bad at vid CopiH-rfleld" richly merits til* an
elusion that he died with water on the
the proper time ualled the pew-holders tipathy of a great critic like Raints-
bury, who, when he chanced upon the
brain.”—Philadelphia Bulletin.
down.
assertion that "Agnes 1» iierltaps the
Tlie Real Arony,
A young lover In New Orleans ¡»aid most charming character In the whole
“Jones, did you suffer much when
1120 to bear bls sweetheart sing to him range of fiction," declared that no de
you got that fall on the icy sidewalk?'
from Philadelphia over a telephone cent violence of expletive, no reason
"I suffered more from bearing m.
w ire. At all events, he made his mouey able artifice of typography, could ex
wife say nineteen times that she had
press tlie depths of Ills foiling. Mod
go a long way.
Stranger—Isn't thatlthe "Home'for
told me I ought to wear mySoverstoea.’’
eru readers do yawn over Agnes and
Women” over there?
—Detroit Free Press.
There is a fiction that above the land over Amelia Redley, and It wus not the
Citizen—That's what Itiwas forgterly
called, but it’s known asttSe "Old La-'
ing place at Mt. Helena Is written the latter lady who received the tribute of
On a Larue Reale.
a
recent
ilrainatliatloti
bitt
her
faulty
words of Dante's vision, "All hope
dies' Home” now.
First foreigner—To ;ijt In wTh tb»
abandon, ye who enter here." It I» not friend, lk-i ky Rharp. Ro It Is well for
Stranger—Why did [they change« the Americans oue has merely to jola i
^ulte »o bad as that, but it laabad ¿tan to recognize that his place 1»
name?
church.
among Hie protestor» and that nose
enough.
too
Citizen — It
was
becoming
Second foreigner—Did you do that!
gears rather tbau crown» must become
crowded.
"Did I? Why, Icbelonged to a
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f
A popular prea«*.ter has bad Ills him.
dozen.”—Life.
Those I»ovinji<Girl®.
church wired so a» to offer a sermon
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Maude—I think 1 ought to tell)you,
Reports from correspondents lend the
telephone ¿ervlee to all who wish to
Death Only Can Decide.
^Till'll,
that
I
met
your
fiance
in
tlie
hall
Mlnueupolls
Journul
tu
pr«MUct
that
listen while enjoying the comfort mid
In an argument with a man a woman
YAQUIS HEADY TO AMBUSH MEXICAN SOLDIERS
last night ai d lx* kissisi me. Of course
privacy of their homes. What would llktu will be the great year In the
inavriably has the last word. But
O
the hall was not very well lighted
Cotton Mather »ay Io that If he could Northwest for Imiiilgrullon. Re|>orts ever, the tribe »preud northward luto | diana, ull carrying white flags, bearing and strigeglc skill
death alone can decide the victory
their white sup-
Clara (Interrupting)!— Yes die told nte
from tlie registers of the laud office
come to life? o
! the word pnz (peace), surrounding the porte.s cannot be known, but the tac all about it. He saidThe baliiVas dork when the battle is between two woik
what
Is
now
Colorado.
For
300
years
and front the land agents of the vari
en. says one of them.
tli<*»e people have been fighting the old chief and Col. Pelnado. Tetablate tics pursued by- the Yaquis at Guay-
ous railway» lraver»ittg the section tell
as pitch or lx* would have never made
Spanish Invaders and their Mexican gave hl» word that the life and proper tn.is suggest a directing Intelligence
Ml»» Grace M. Dodge finds three
a story of unprecedented demaud for
such a fool of himself.
W ise Precaution.
descendants, and never tiave they ac ty of all Mexicans and foreigners familiar with gleinentary military sc®
faults In ths business woman she un
land ami a rapidly swelling tide of Im
knowledge! a master. Reduced now should Is* held sacred within Ills <lo-Wince at least, It is probable that some
dercuts men In wages, she Is not suttl
Never Thought of a Mirror.
mlgratlun.
Thus liuiueshrad claims to a remnant of their former strength,
clently thorough, and she cut» cream
Percy Sappy — That dashing Mrs.
tll«*d at Hit* principal l.^ut office» lu numlierlng not more titan 15,000, Htt«l main, mid that be mxl his p«*ople would of the Rough Riders are with the Ya-
puff» .«¡stead of beefsteak for luucheim.
uphold und otx-y the laws of the re- <juls,©putting Into practice some of the Makasstlrr lias asked me to take pawt
Minnesota and the Dakota» numliered occupying the mining region of the
Auy butcher will tell you that the last
public. Col. Pelnado promised on the things they learned aliou^war in Cuba. of a ‘ilude lift her amateur theatricals
3,122 for lltu tin«*«* nxinths eliding Feb. State of Sonora, their spirit of lnde-
weakness Is the worst.
part of the Government that certain Doubles by means of the same influ next month.
2M, 1900, a» against 1,315 during the |H*ndencc remains unbroken, their war
lands clalmetlQby the Indians should ence the Yaquls came into possession
Jack Bluntley—Well, you ought to
sume jM*rlod of tlie preceding year au
At n legl»latlve hearing on behalf of llwrease of 12N per cent. The winter like nature Is unsubdued. The world be theirs ulmolutely, to hold or to sell. of a Maxim gun, which was ship[>ed make a hit.
d<»*»
not
furnish
many
types
of
(gglit-
ntxl that they should ve grant«-d all into the mlt.es In sections under the
the insane poor, a physician recalled mouths are the dullest of tlx* year.
Percy Sappy—I know I should; but
Ing men more difficult to sulidue than the rights held by the Mexicans. The guise of a new- style of mining drill.
the fact that us late as 1R3U the city of T he Great Norlheet Railway e»tlmates
these same Yaquls. They have much treaty was never violate«! by Tetablate. This engine of destruction was set up I have such a.deuced short time
B<>»ton kept It» pauper lunatic» *a mat Immigration will be 50 |*er cent
the sume qualities of eutlurance. brav and lie caused to be shot several In and It is said the Yaquls' natural tai- study the chawactahl—Puck.
wood« it cage», which rested ou wheel» larger than III 18IHI, wTx-ti It was 00
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ery nnd iiud&JIty that characterize the dians who kllltxl nn American proa^ent for mechanics enabled them read-
ami were rolletl out of the almshouse per cent larger tqnn tlx* vr*cedlng year.
The Infallible Preliminary.
Apaches, but are further advanced In pec:®.- In the Sierra Madre near the
Ily to master the gun’s action and me
ou pleasant days, to give the wretches From le»» than 200,000 (mrsous In IstiO civilization.
Nell- Do you know. I really think
Rio Aros."
chanical principles.
®
u little air and sunshine. When a new th«* ffur Mint«*» of Minnesota, North
will marry Harry. He is good-looking,
InOthe latnd of Sunshine. Verona
The Yffiuls excel the Mexicans In
building was provided tlie patient» and Routh Dakota mid Montana In
At all events, when Gen. Torres with rich, and I am rather fond of him!
Henpecked Husband (to brigand who
were trundled Into It in their cage's. creased to about 2,000,000 tnhab.Raifti Granville gives an account of a recent the mechanical arts. In carpentry. In fi.OOO Mexican troops moved out of ®Belle—I didn't know you were en
just robbed him)—Please g^ve me at
visit
to
the
home
of
th«*
Yaqnl
ludlans
mining.
In
working
In
metals.
In
weav-
But Dr. Buller, tlie wise and humane In 18D0, one of the most remarkable
Guayntas to attacluthe rebels, he was gaged.
least a receipt for the things you have
superintendent, promptly set them ltiHtmic«*» of rapid development on rec In »he State of Sonora. Mexico. Tiff ¡¿>g. In Industry mid In perseverence. treated to a disagreeable surprise. He
Nell—Ob! it's not formal yet; but he taken from me. Otherwise my wife
free from condition» which might ord. The tiglire» lu 11W art* difficult w rner win surprised to find this people They cultivate the soli nnd do most of had declared that he would end Yaqul ITis told me that I seem different from
won’t betjjeve me and will give me a
well dressed nnd up to date In tlielr tlx* mining In a country which Is rich
make a suite man crazy.
to estimate, but are not likely to be cooking utensils, agricultural Imple In mineral wealth mxl which fo^nerly rebellions once and for all by tf sim other ^irls.—Puck.
licking.—Fliegende Blnetter.
dl»api»>Uit $ g. This Increase lia» ls*eu ments and weapons. "A tine modern belonged to tlx* fathers of tlx* Yaquls ple process of extermination. With
A Sure Sign,
the forces at bls command he could, he
That there Is much room for civil ser directly due to Immigration, train af
Feminine Losie.
“Wa-al, I guess the backbone of win
alleged,
drive
the
Indians
Into
a
corner
vice rAurm In Turkey Is newly einphii ter train load of people hastening to
"Now. John, you know very well that
ter
is
brokengiind
spring
has
sartinly
and then annihilate the tribe root and
sized by a recent experience there. Au take up tlx* lands the news of wlxvse
if I don't get that bonnet I shall cry
branch. But when Torres came upon come, in spite of all prognostications and worry m?self into an attack of
American traveler, wishing to mall n wonderful productivity had gone forth.
to
the
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=
__
contrary.” said the Old Codger.
tlx®enemy he was himself glad to es-
iiiugHZlne, w uh told by a bead postmas The Immigration of Easterners censed
nervous prostration, and the doctor«
ci.ffe annihilation. He won the battle. “I see that tllAbuncb of bananas with bill will be ten times the price of the
ter that while a good M unhu I uiiiii In great measure about lMIKl. although
a
tarantula
In
It
has
ge^
Into
the
new
s
It Is true, but only by the aid of a
might mall It n» u periodical for eight the Influx from nortlx-rn Europ«* lias
bcM,net”
nnva! landing party after the Mexican papers.”—Puck.
cents, h heretic would be charged book- continued ui* bated. Now the foreign
general
was
pretty
nearly
wimped
out
Suspiciously Docile.
po»t, 75 cents. Ju»i outside th«' door Immlgratlou I» greater than ever. A
The Captain Gives u Pointer,
of bls boots.
"Is the little Jones boy bright?'
u cl»rk whispered, "Do not mind him! larger proportion Ilian ever Is going to
“1 don't think so; be mluds every
He Is uu u»s! Give me your paper, and tlx* Northwest. Meanwhile the Immi
•Contrary to all principles and prac
wordjjhis father and mother say to
tices 11? Indian warfare, the Yaquls
1 will »«-nd It off wlieu he 1» not look gration from tlx* é'nst mid middle West
him."—Detroit Free Press.
Ing." While this wits Service, It could has revived. Tlx* Minneapolis Journal
wire entrenched, ami a» the Mexicans
liardly be cal. d civil, ami surely there '•»lituate» Hint the number of Immi
advanc«*«l they were tuet by a murder
Necessarily Silent.
Is need of reform.
ous fire from the Maxim sup[x>rted by
grant» of ¿lie present year w ill lx* In
Do you think those two letters were
modem rifles. The shock of the sur
excess of 200.000. Titer«* Is plenty of
written by the same person?"
prise and the mortality among the
Porto Rico's exportation of coffee 1» room In tlx* Northwest, and tlx* East
“I really couldu't say,” answered the
trooim demoralised Torres' Invincible
larger lu volutin* than Hint of atty of am! middle West are w llllu* to contrlb-
handwriting expert.
army, which retreated precipitately
th«' ¿’Iter native products of tlie Island, ute to Ita grow th.
“Oh! I see. You haven't studied
upon the river, where the gunboat lay.
and according to Geu. Roy Rtoue much
A Man of System,
them.”
Again tile Mexicans charged, and
of the coffee Is sold as genuine Mocha
A newspaper mail of some celebrity
again they were driven back by the de-
“Yes, I have. But I haven't as yet
and Java. The average Porto Rican
dcstructlve tire. The gunboat moved
b*^s«n retained either by the prosecution
agriculturist, whatever bls deprlva as a dlsclplluarlau was noted iilmut hi»
Into position to bring its guns to bear
or tl>g defense.”—Washington Star.
Hotts oilier wise. Is usually th«* posses office for tin* extreme disorder oi 111»
u|>ou the entrenclxxt Yaquls, but the
sor of a coffee patch, which lie eulli own desk. Though Insisting upon metb-
Maxim soon put the boat out of the
Other World, to Conquer.
Mites and from which ’;e secures a auf odlcnl habits on the part of hla cut
tight, and it drift«»! helplessly down
"Shcftv me the man that struck my
Udeuey of the berry to supply tlx* ploy«*», I k * gave Ills own pigeonholes a
Captain—Now, Sam. wheniyo'lgoes| wife,” howled a man In the mob.
stream uutll It grounded ou the hither
needs of his futility, lie bakes the ber cleaning out and sorting over only one«*
to de bat Jes' let de ball hltfyo'<ob de-
bank.
“What will you do If you find him?"
ries till »black, and pounds them ©«tto a year, mid hl» regular time for doing
halde, an' take yo’ base like I did. Hits asked a bystander.
powder tn a mortar. Tlie beverage re till», oddly enough, was Washington's
The Final Struggle.
dead easier den tryfn’ to hit«lat|curvedi
"Introduce him to my motherin
sulting llierefiom lias th«* color of Ink birthday.
teni|»>rary triumph prnred the plteliah.
It ffappvned on«* year. nevertheless,
law,” was the suggestive reply.
and the consisteuce of broth. Mince the
undoing of tlx* Yaquia. as wmen the
■
ct<*»e of the war some of lit«* native» that he forgot to |>erft>nn this task nt
Partly Hxperienre.
i
gimboat ran tt|iun the bank a party
One Alan*» Wisdom.
“Do you tielleve In (mental telep .
hate learind to prepare coffee for tlnAproper lligp*. and n friend who lia|t-
w ns laude<l mid making a wide detour
Dlx—Did you ever get stuck on *
IH'msl
lit
at
his
otH«*e
on
th«*
morning
of
athy?"
drlukltig purpose» after tlie Amerlcau
flanktsl the entrenchments. Unable to
fashion; hut mu»t of them practice the Feb. 23 wits surprised nt tlmling tilm
when I'm latex for «dinner l| counterfeit bill?
bring the Maxim to bear on two points
Hix—No. When I get hold of on» I
surrounded by Ida usual hopeless litter
know
exactly
what my/wlfe
ways of their fathers.
mr'vif© will
win t
at once, the assailed in ¿-out and flunk.,
leave
ft In my pocket and my wife ap
of letters and ¡tapers.
the Yaquls were forced to retire Into w hen I get there.”—Detroit Free Presa.
---- 1 propriates IL
"How does till» happen. Mr. ——?” he
Cotisiderlng lite uutuber of time* It
the mountains.
They executed tills'
Retort Conrteons.
La» Ixeu "vvrlltiu up.” It la singular naked.
movement slowly ami In good order,
The Ravage Bachelor.
"Forgot It." shortly answer«*«! the edl
Is this what 1 married you for***'
tliat lite t'ecullar sw©udle known a» thè
for?"
"If you had t>een at the Brown«'gold-
saving their machine gun for future
BATTLE BETWEEN YAQUIS AND MEXICANS.
tor
o
•
walled
the
bride
of
»lx
weeks
as
she
"Npau'sb prlest game" instili worked
'en wedding celebration last night."
use. When the smoke of battle lifte«l
"Well, you're going to dealt things rifle »too«! In the corner of the first j
or attcmpt«*«l >u this country. 1 >e
300 dead Mexicans were found u;ion helped her refractory busbaud up the »aid the Sweet Young Thing, "you
util
w
hich
the
Yaquls
believe
1»
right
I
stairs at 3
pl'ieat, w liu I» supposed to live lu up to-day, aren't you?"
bouse I entered. All the family wure fully their ow n at this day. They work the field. The Yaquls lost heavily also« . ..................a. nt.
would have altered your views on ma^
"No. sir," was tin* reply. "That job shoes, mid the mother mu! Hire«* lltth*
"I—(bici dunuo. rn'idear, but'thlsh a
Madrid, w rltes some thrifty Amer
| for a mere pltan«?«. almut F- a mouth, but uot so heavily as the assaulting
rltnony.”
goes
over,
under
th«*
rules,
for
another
(hfci
what
1 (hlc) married you for—
icuu
cllUeu,
tvlliug of
burli d
girls wore neat, lace trimm«*«l calks« and work hard. They make no con- column.
“I wouldn't either," said the Savage
year.
You
don't
sup
|
m
>
n
«'
I
am
going
to
shoe?"
dresses.
They hml just come from 1 plaint on thnt score, but the oppressive
tivuHurv ur u( a legaey left by a spati
The battle of Guaymas has taughd
Bachelor.
"If matrigiony were not a
lslt grande? tu hlui, thè Amerkati eltl- set an riaiii|* of Ir^-gularity to the church. It Ix’lng Ruuday. Though we | taxes which the Mexican Government the Mexican Government what to ex»
fake, there would not lie such a |»x-
A Matron*»
Mistake.
Matron'« Mistake,
boys,
do
you?
Not
much!
”
were Invited tu dine with the family, lni|H>aea u|»»n tbeui and the sovereignty pect. The extermination of the Yakuts
keti. If lite lai ter ulbbles at lite bait
Mr Brown 'explaining to a vlsltorl- wow raised over a couple that have
And it«* cl«*ar«*,l away a apse«* on hla we declined, as our time was limit«*«! In
thè next Htlug la a rvquest for mouey
w hich Mexico assumes are intolerable. for resenting Mexican aggression and This la my wife's maiden eff.wt at land managed to endure each other for a
desk
and
tiegau
w
riting
au
editorial
ou
the «111 M-e Mauy other huts w er«* vis
fur legai or uttier expettatsa. If thè ro
breach of faith promises to be a her« •> scape painting.
few years, and don't you forget It:”—
Cam® of the Outbreak.
lt«sl. and all were far cleaner and their
Uiittauie la* uiade thè Madrid Bcvleal the tariff.
lean task.
,.'lrf B X,”r' John* -T°u know better. Indianapolis Press.
The
present
outbreak
was
brought
oc?u|*ants
mor«*
Intelligent
tbau
I
ha«W
•alle la hi ard fioui nu mote or cour»«>
The Adjective,
Pd been married more than a yeaP
been led to expect from my reading al«out In the usual way. Th«* Mexicans
thrrv I» ito Spuntati privai lulled up lu
A writer lit Longman's Magazine
H as Lost Faith In Booker T.
, whetDl painted It.-Philadelphia Bul-
Russian l*ea«ant«.
thè mailer at all. l ite w Itoli* tb ug la says that everylwdy nowadays in prom* al»>ut the Yaquls. Both men aud wont vlolateil the treaty made with Tetabl-
letln.
Not long ago, when Booker T. Wash«
__ _
The lowest types of m<»lern Euro
Ibi* work of American aw indierà wlto or tsx'try clap» on nu adjeetln* to every en are altove the average Mexican ate aud encroached upon Yaqul laud. Ington wa» in Chicago, he stoppe«!
for
pean civilization are jtrobably the Ku»-
Go<vd Advice.
Lave a blandi valabllsbiueut lu thè noun. It d«'grnde* the adjevtlte aud height Atlatiy are extremely tall atul Imnxsliately th«* Yaquls were in arms.
a
day
at
one
of
the
hotids.
He
was
The
tight
Ing
blood
w
hich
centuries
of
Ferdy-Sh? Is all the world to ine! sians. YY'hile writers and travelers ary
all well proportioned. Their feaittr«*» I
Sprillali «apital. and thè fact tliat tbey enervates the noun.
as to the futur«* of Russia, nearly all
fo
are ph*aslng. their ey«w larg«* atxi pier«* warfare and oppression have been pow point'd out to William, an old walte* What would you adviQ
continue to attempi a awludle whtch
Then. too. thero ar«* a host of vulgar,
erless to ciKijgbolhSiAinder the sense of w ho has l»*en at the hotel for a long
Per. y-Se.* a little more of tbeiworld are agree«! as to the utter degradation
ha» l'evo ex|»*»«‘«l dozena of llmea la Uo overdtvssed people ltttri»luc«*«l Into our Ing, tlielr Boses straight. an«l the!«- i
time, william was dellghte.1 to get a old chap! Puck.
at present of the Russian peasant. H*
trlbute to tbelr origfnallty. Ihat aoiu<* company, w lutin we. tlx* old fash lotted tis'lh w hile as Ivory. The carriage of J wrung. The Yaquls took file field. Sev
gllmpae of the groat matt of his race,
Is always on Ohe verge of starvation»
p'-oplr Ita veli I bearti of IL bowever. la adj«*«tl'e*. hardly rveognlse "strenu a Yaqul woman would Are th«* heart of eral engagements have been fought.
Chief Tetablate w as killed, but his fol an I was never t.nd of telling about It
Found.
and Is absolutely improvident, while
• v idmt frolli thè fact Hiat a M-a»ou«*«l ous,” "Intense.” "weint." "fiery.” "gym a Ik'lsartean with unqu«*ncbable envy.
"Put this tn your Lo«t sudlFound' his gross and complete ignorame I’
YVa»blugtou eoi rvspoudeut irosi» «ni«* palbetle," "sph ti Ld ' '»«•> uro, ' "tx»lve," s«> tall, so straight, so well poise«! Is low.rs were only flr«sl to avenge bls after that. One of the regular boarders
death. Hundred» of Mexican soldiers is a stanch friend of Y\ illlam aud a lib-, column, he said, handing a silo of combined with th«* most extra'»»"»nt
of tb«L "prlest s" Ivttvr» qnlte aerioii»l* "Impressive,” "p«ilgnanL" mostly at the i-tttlre figure, «“specially w heu th«'
, paper to the clerk. The Utter road superstition. Like all low natures he
olla Is placesl on the head on returning have gixte down t>efore th«* Yaqul tire. era I tipper.
and a W estern man of proaitavBce I» ta« he«1. too, to the w rong nouns.
"YV lilaEi." said the boarder next “A purse containing a considerable Is thoroughly distrustful of reform, ati'l
from the well or river, The constant Mexico realizes that the uprising Is se
rr|»>rte<! to be un lite politi of daini
There are Mv many aiij«vtlv<*<c ami
rious and it Is making .treuuous exer morning, putting on a serious face. • l stttu of money and valuable papers. as a climax «o his infirmities be Is *
Ing a "legney” left hltu by a hltberto they esnjr too much «all. like Itelllah. carrying of burdens on the head pre
tlotta to meet the crisis. The war on met Mr. YVashliigt. n yesterday and 1 I lndvr will keep money
return confirmed drinker. Middle da«» n
serves
sn
erect
position
of
the
torao.
ttubrani of
S|>ansh
relative. The bsdeeked. ornate aud gay.
and the act of walking la |<erforme«l the part of the Indians has t*eeu con ask.d him what be thought of tipping papers.**
Russia there is practk-ally none. The
foola are stili a uumeroua bran< b uf
I noticed, atf an ln»lmu*e the other from tb wal«t downward a method ducted with marked ability and spl«»u He 1« op|»>s«d to It."
"I»on't yon think." «uggested the small shopkeepers combine exorbitant
11»* Lumau famlly.
way. a criticism In a French review of employe! by the Gr«*ekìi for beautify dl«l dash and «-ourage. The Yaquia
The boantor sto*d with h a hand In clerk, "that It would b? well to
»ay charges with shameful usury; man“'
the academician M*a captain w ho calls
have some Mea of military combtns- •Inuatlngly In bis chang.* pocket Will "No qm*stlons asked?*"
facturers and pnwlueen« are nearly s11
The present opm door policy for mar hlm»eif Pierre Ixitl. whoee style Is m lug the human form «tirine.
tl«>ns. To the cunning and daring of lam a fa.-e fell aud sett ed Into de
No. roplled the other, "but you foreigners, and the larger trade of the
rlage in America cannot exist much
A Superior Na«-e.
the Apacbee they add the self-control spairing gloom.
tniirht say No questions answared.’ I'm country Is chiefly In tierman hand«.
"The Yaquis are
i
the t>acktwne of the and cool judgment which assiwlatlon
longrr. writes Edward Bok In the La-
than
"Well, le»»," the wa ter said, s! ak- Ux* finder "—Philadelphia I*ross.
Education may after the lai»»e of sev
popular
ion
of
;
Sonora.
They
are
the
dies' Home Journal. The question must
dark."
with the whites and something ap Ing hleohead emphatl. ally, -f .ls. .,
eral generatkms remove the Inherent
t>e met. and It should be met squarely.
on 1er« best workmen in the republic, com proaching civilised mod«*« of living de ¡«*sl«hun ob Mlstah YVa»blngtou I' m
A Pertinent Inquiry,
dullness of this people, but It will l*
Any dis« us» on of divorce Is untimely,
ah tn«* •landing from ten to twenty per ernt have developed.
R*"« ’ I h tdla me all b«. kno^,
unal al ly opp. .ed
j.
.
no easy matter to root out evils wh h
k.guea wages 1 u many knaJJUaa tbau i lho lad.ana in tile ted a terrible Now ter Ox«aa
it la futile at the uiomeuL 11 la gtap
Nell IiMlwd! Isu t th? ademe dread
are the growth of centuries of eeritlu*
i
I and distresa.
FIGHTING FOR HOMES