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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (May 5, 1900)
City Guard Life insurance is good for your family. Pleasant Hill Jottings. Hit INDIA FAMINE FIND. SCIENCE OF DREAMS.. MINING CAMP TRICKS. off, but after bls ■ -l.-wly fell. Results of a Serie, »f Eiperlments Cue Instance Where a Scheme Work, Sb. Mt go the all ding cuaiuuu. There was sileucc for a minute, and rd the Wrung Way. t»> u Gcruiun l'rufr««ur. The de*r, wee woman ot four. then the boss of the gang said: b'ieep Is not "the brother of death." "There ts a great deal that 1» out of Her feet, in their thio/ «lij per», MAYS "Cuss me, but you’ve got nerve! Sit «ATURDAY Hun« dangling over the floor. as the poets have said from Homer the ordinary In mining,” said 8atnue| She meant tu be good—she had premised— down with the gal and fill up.” to S ■»•Iley: hut. on the contrary, "sleep Mott of I! Use City, Ida., "although I And ao, with her big, brown eye», It was accounted a strange thing think from [K-rsonal experience it She •tared at the meeting houae window» COUNTY INDEBTEDNESS. with the "ru-'liers” to see a little girl I* the brother < f life." So Professor And counted the crawling flier. probably more so In the relation than among that baud of "bad ’un«." each Baschide asserts, who, in an article in tiie actual happening, in every ttise looked Ur up at the preacher. taking turn aud turn about to carry in ti e L’aturwWftnscliaftllche Bunds- But abe thought of the honeybees ciiau. gives an account of his “experi- mining camp I have known there Fallacy of Figuring Uncollected her on his back, aud both guardian Droning away at the bloaaoina aul ward found themselves among t nn upon 36 dreamers.” His sut>- have always been charges that those That whitened the cherry tree«; Taxes as Available Resources j< ts ". - re of various ages, from 1 year working a vein had gone through into She thought of a broken baaket friends. the next claim I d taking out the ore Where, curled in a duaky heap, Exposed. Indeed tafore the new diggings were to hi years. Three aleek, round puppies with fringy ear» and consequently were taking out In some cases his observations were reached Jim Agnew aud Scott were ac Lay anug^led and *wrt aaleep. continued during the whole night ami what wasn’t theirs. These claims it counted "partners. ” It was stranger «Ute Journal, April ffl. Buch aoft, warm bod Lea to cuddle; yet that little Ethel bad a liking for In others for a great part of the night. was always difficult to substantiate Buch queer little heart© to beat; * Of the taxes levied last He watched and recorded every for the reason that the offender, of Jim. Buch awift. round tonvuei to kiwi; year to pay the exjierisro of the en- Buch sprawling, cuahlony feet! At Woona Walla the child shared the change of physiognomy, every move i otirsc, would not allow the offended to She could feel in her cl**j .ng fingers suing year about $66,000 are yet tent or shanty with the two me^ Child ment of the limbs and every speech or * nter his workings, and without a sur The touch of the aatlny akin due and payable, and it is said though she was, Scott treated her with found uttered by the unconscious vey It would be impossible to make out And a cold, wet nose eapknng almost as much formality as If she had dreamers. The depth uf the sleep was a case. Every subterfuge and excuse if these were paid in and applied The dimple« under her chin. also carefully measured, while from possible was resorted to to get Into a been a girl of 20. on outstanding warrants the debt Then a sudden ripple of laughter Agnew treated her as a child, and, time to time the dreamers were awak suspected mine. Ran over the parted lipa would be only 147,000. “I remember one case In an apex of though his ways were rough and bis ened. but without their own percep Bo quick that ahe could not catch it That is assuming that taxes, With her roey finger tip«. B[«.ech shocked ter at times, he won tion that the awakening was inten a vein suit, where the workings had TARIFF MADE TRUSTS. which are levied only once a year The people whispered, “Bleaa the child !** 'been temporarily shut down aud a man tional. her heart more than the other. As each one waked from a nap, to pay the expenses of the ensuing The professor obtained, as he writes called 'Johnny Come Lately,’ heavily Disappointment awaited hundreds of But the dear, wee woman hid her face Andrew Carnegio Is out in the year, can all be applied on out For ahame in her mother's lap. the rushers to Woona Walla. One at length, the following results: (1) armed, was on guard. The other side —Pittsburg Times. standing debts, leaving nothing for May Century Magazine with an night, tired and discouraged, the two We dream throughout the whole of our had Aried again and again to get by expenses during the next twelve article claiming that trusts are a men sat smoking their pipes ln silence sleep, even iu that deepest sleep which ‘Johnny,’ but had always failed, when for an hour, while the child played we Imagine to be "dreamless.” (2) one man, who knew that ‘Johnny’ wa» months, when the report shows i-ir about or watched them and wondered There Is au Intimate connection be an enthusiastic hunter, hired an ac that the expenses of the last six benefit to.the country. Carnegie ;• if they had quarreled. By and by tween the depth of our sleep and the quaintance of his to stroll by with a months were over $29,000, and if really means that they are a bene character of our dreams. The deeper gun over his arm and to engage 'John they should continue the same for fit to men of hie ilk. Carnegie has ; Scott looked up quietly an«l said: the sleep the further back travels the ny' in a conversation about 'bar.’ It “Jim, we are downed here.” the next twelve months they would been made a multi-millionaire by : retrospect Into the past experiences of worked to a charm, and while "For sure," wus the reply. require $58,000, of the $66,000 now tariff benefactions. And the people life and also the more remote are the thus engrossed they managed “Let’s move on.” A Story cuf Australian Gold on the tax roll, aud as some is in contents oPthe dream from reality. In In and survey the mine. "Where?” Hunters. not only gave tho-e millions, but collectible, there would be very “Then there was the case “Vp the creek, down, over the hills, a light sleep, on the contrary, the Bub w anywhere for her sake. I’m down to ject of the dream relates to the expe Last Chance against the Tyler, In this little if a .y reduction of the in many other millions to favored A dozen men sat around a campfire stay down, and the end Is not far riences and excitements of the day case the workings happened to run to debtedness at «his lime next y--ar. governmental beneficiaries. and the »Last Chance people New warrari's would be iscued Trusts are built on the tariff. a’ongslde the trail which led from away, but I’d like te make a stake for and has a character of probability. (3) gether, her.” In a comatose sleep the professor were working the same vein from un about as last egg the -.Id <-n-c were When home competition becomes Hope Valley to Woona Walla. In the gray of the morning they took thinks there may perhaps be no dream derneath that the Tyler owners were The tral? was 300 miles long and ran paid. A large reduct» • »» Kt the their way over the hills, one carrying ing. (4> Persons who assert that they working from on top. Knowing they too severe the manufacturers , pool up hill and down, over plain aud present rate of expenditure» would the packs and the other the girl. Fifty do not dream "are the victims of phys would sooner or later break through, i»e required to reduce the debt their interests in trusts, and pro through scrub and now and then cross miles away, on the banks of Brawling ical delusion.” (5) Dreams of a moder the Tyler people prepared smudge— muclWbelow what it now is st Ibis tected from outs.de competition by ed a river or climbed a mountain. creek, they made a camp and two ate character remain longest In the that is, saturated cordwood that would The feet of 3,000 Australian gold time next Q«r. a protective tariff rob the people at hunters, accompanied for halt the dis hours later were prospecting for gold. memory. The wilder the dream the give forth a tremendous smoke—which, They found sufficient to encourage sooner it is forgotten.—London News. At any rate the debt ih jjow abotd will. they hoped, would drive the Last tance by wagons and pack horses, hud them to jiersevere, but not In «juantl- Chance people out of their mine. But $118,000, with taxes enough due to left ^icb a plain road behlud that the tles to rejoice over. On the third day when they finally set it off it went the j^v current expenses and reduce ASSETS next 3,000 could uot go astray. THE STONE OF GRATITUDE. DON’T DRAW INTER- the men left the girl asleep and moved other way and made tl£> Tyler work the debtQ little providedyexpense^ At no point on the trail could a doz farther down the creek. © An Old Roman Legend That Treat« ings absolutely untenrftle. Indeed three EST. are reduced, but at the present rate en worse men have been picked out She awoke and went searching for of tiie miners were overcome and were of the Tt-jCaz. than the 12 who sat around Jim Ag the debt would remain about the them«p stream. She had walked for The topaz Is caj^ed the stone of grat rescued only with great difficulty.”— new's campfire. They bad bande<l to same. To assume that the taxes of Salem Journal a quarter of a mile, calling a» she went, itude, ami the old Roman books record New York Tribune. gether because they were bud. Had one whole year are all to be applied Partisin statisticans are showing they traveled singly they would have when In trying to clamber up a bank the following legend front which the in reducing the debt and that 11 wye that Marion and Lane counties fared badly at the hands of the crowd. she caught at anil uprooted a bush. stone derives this attribute: WOULDN’T INTRODUCE HIM. With th«> dirt and stones a nugget of are to be no expenses until the have really no indebted ness an The blind Emperor Theodosius used At I) o’clock at night@with every taxes of the t ext year are collected incoming taxes will . pay . Up all man ripe for mischief from the liquor gold rolled <lown into the stn-ain and to bang a brazen gong before bls pal The louiiic Woman Hather Thoagbt lay there like a spot of sunshine. An She \e-dcd Hie Intro'Uactloa. is toruabsurd to mislead any person debts, This is the old song. But he had lm®bed. the camp had a caller I )lioiir ace gates aud sit beside it on certain later Scott threw down bls ?lek A young man with a beetling brow , uays, bearing and putting to rights the who cares to be lair and understand the alleged assets do not draw in- —two of them. and said: © A man turned in from the trail and grievances of any of ills subjects. and a nice new necktie entered a law plain facts. terest or stop interest. “Jim, It’s the richest spot on the face passed the tire and haltial In the midst Those who wished for his advice and office In one of the big down towu of- the globe. There'll be a rush here, TAYLORS BUSINESS J?ALIH- The Dailey Times-Mountaifter of the quarreling gnug and dropped a ^f help had but to sound the gong, and lice buildings and inquired for a mem of^ourse, but well have our claln>£ burden from his back. It was a little Immediately admission into the pres ber of the tlrm, a Mr. Younger, whose alludes to the facility with ^which girl 7 or 8 years old and sound asleep. entered first. I'll start for Woona ence of Cmsar was obtained. name he pronounced with strict regard CATIONS. Walla within half tin hour. He pulled a blanket from under a One day a great snake crept up to for the rules of orthoepy. Portland piled up votes for cash- .In 30 minutes he was on his way “Is Mr. Younger in?” he asked of aud spread It out to make a bed Jvsr the hills, and In three days he the gate and struck the brazen gong Th«^ Register comes to the de in-hand candidates at previous man the young woman stenographer, with for the child? and he tucked her up with her coils, and Theodosius gave or .was back again. It would have l»©.i fense of J. L. I'sylor, Republican elections: with tender hand before he straighten-^) ders that no one shouldemolest the whom he seemed to be acquainted. no ed up an<l looked about him and said: ' use to try to hide the new And. He “You mean Mr. Youn-ger?” she re- The Oregonian prints in big, candidate or county «lommisHioner. had to state Its location iu order to tile creature and hade her tell him her ’ plied, pronouncing the ' g” hard. “I carried her on my back from Syd > ' wish. The auv s:®ke uvut bent uvt her vx crest vst iuwijt lowly black type at the head of its edito his claim, and the very official who. 11 ray«: “Can it be he pronounces It that ney to H zkc Valley. au<l. finding the made good his papers was at his heels ^in homage and straightaway told the way?” asked the caller, feigning sur 1 following tale: .1. L. rmLir, republican nominee rial columns the announcement that rush on, 1 ui bound for Woona Walla.” as he made his way back to camp. “And who may you be?” queried Jim for comity couimissioner, wss the six thousand voters in Multnomah Iler nest was nt the base of the gate prise. "Of course It’s his privilege to “I've got it,” he said to his partner way tower, and g-hlle e<e had gone to pronounce it t> be chooses; there’» no united choice of • lie «estern end of •ounty ®>tve not registered. Possi Agnew of the stranger. after picking un the girl and kissing "A gentleman, sir, or tlie^-reui: of a her. "Here It G the 'Ethel claim.’ find food for her young brood a strange set rule for pronouncing names. But the county when the delegate* bly a good many Portland v>Qt-rs gentleman.'' was the reply "Yru can you kmfv Y-o-u-n-g-e-r doesn't spell from that portion came up to the have not registered, but the Ore call me Scott.” There'll tie enough for both of you— be:jjjt covered wlt’^sharp needles had Youn ger, but Young er.” gonian no djubt bases its calcula- Invaded her home, killed the nestlings aye, enough to make a dozen men convention, and his splendid quali “And Is this your child?” >®>1 now held possession of the little "No, I didn't know it,” she answered lion upon the past vote of the rich!” fication for fhe position made., him “No, sir; (laughter of my ex partner, dwelling. Would Caesar grai# her jus as one who doesn't care. “But here he oounty when there was a lot of After supper that night the child the harmonious choice of the re Mr. Joe Taylor. I" He was ¿Another comes now. That’s him going into his climbed upon Scott's knee, and he tice? private offic«*" e “) She was moth- publican parly of the county O lie repeaters and illegal voters. Under w^jfk of a gentlemaA The emperor gave orders for the por stroked her hair until she fell nsleep. ul a few weeks is a mail of splendid judgment and the registration law there will be erfess, and when he Jied “Excuse me, but that's not him. cupine to be slain and the mother to be For a long time after he had gently , COllldn’t/” * lllUt (llirt Ul. 1111*1 “No? Pray, who Is It then?” « xeellent bUHitWs qualities and as none of this, and the vote ot Mult ago he left her In my charge. " , ' ' " Dlald her down there was silence be- restored to her desolate nest Night nomah county will probably fall refuse to take her, sir — no gentleman “Itij^he." i» firm believer in practical eoon - tween the two men. He was the first fell, and the sleeping world had forgot could. Very Interesting young person; They stared at each other for ten ten the emperor’s kindly deed, but with omv in county «ffsir« is just the abort a couple of thousand. to break it by saying: bound to make a lady If properly rear the early dawn a great serpent glided seconds, and then the young man said: "Jim. the girl Is to go back to Syd ii.an to place in that ii ^ ji Ik) nut forget that®before ed and educated. She'll be waking up ney and lie broaght up a lady." “Will you Introduce me to Mr. Young into the palace, up the steps and Into I*i»itioi). He wiR have Win uni «11 directly, and then we’ll thank you for the royal chamber and laid upon each er?” "Yes." replied Jim. atippor' «if b'.s piri v, w I i 5J1 i should you can cast a vote at the a bltg to eat.” • 'o'0'" 81je retorted. “Since you seem Vi'cal square with her and give her of the emperor’s closed eyelids a gleam coming state and presidential It was bearding the lion iu his den. liaTr." be equivalent to election. ing topaz. When Emperor Theodosius to"now so much more about him than 1'0. Register t«il« to ineutioi elections your name must be After two or three mlnuti's^the men "For sure, but where <1? you come awoke, he found he was no longer I do, I think you’d better Introduce recovered from their feellngrof aston * • blind, for the mother snake had paid me.” »hat Mr. Taylor’s “splendid on the register. The time is ishment, and then there was resent In?" There was an ominous click In the her debt of gratitude.—Exchange. Scott sat in the door of the shanty, «pialificniion for lbs position” con- now on to have your Qiame ment at the cool and nervy way their r"tle of the typewriter if’ the young with his face upturned to the full si«t of. M< people talievc that I put theie- If not registered camp had been invaded. man entered the private office and pre Doesn't Travel For Fun. moon. It was three or four minutes The man before them was ragged *ar *®)mi being the great autocrat, sented his caroP - Chicago Chronicle. county «ximmlseimier* »liinild b< before May 15 you cannot and unkempt, and dissipation was to before he replied: the arb”er of things of magnitude, the •‘Jlui, you can’t understand.” selected from practical farmer- w' « vote. N ou can register be be read tn every line of his face, but Mint Murk Collections. "But we've got gold—barrels of president of a railway system, be It yet instinct told them that he was not The mint mark colf-ctlon is the lat have made a success of their mvr fore an v notary public or jus gold! ” great or small, is a dealer tn trifles, of their Ilk. ® tiling In the line of numismatics. tice of the |»eace free of cost, No matter what be was now. he had “And 1 m an old maja. a drunkard, a with a consideration for everything. est affair«. It is the fad of the specialist and has gntnbler. a swindler, iF^vreck. Every accident, large or small; every . _ ! _ 21__. irAvreck. Money I The Lane county tax roils show or at the courthouse in the one day been a gentleman. There were little attraction for the amateur. The mutterings and threats, and pt@-utly rould only tiring new vices—new degra occurrence by which the road Is to lose object Is to secure complete sets of per- Rial Mr. Taylor pays only tliirty- county clerk's office. Do not Jim a dollar or to make a dollar, comes to dations. Can you understand?” Agnew said: “No, hanged If 1 can!" the notice of the president The suc fec^specimens of all the coins Issued six cents lax. ami that is a sjj^ci «) neglect to register. “Say. I’ve heard ot yon! ©'on are "But you were not born and rear.^ cessful head of a railroad the one from th^different mints. Scott, the gambler. You use«! to hang tax of one cent a bead on thirty A great many people are scarcely a gentleman. I wanted to ma® a who considers the details. He Is the out at Red Hills.” aware that there Is any waP to di»- six sheep. Of the $60,000, or © Danger of Ufcan Wrecks stake for tiie girl. I ’ ve made It. ” man who make« the profits, and he is "Your Information Is correct, sir. I “And now what?" asked Jim. the man who has to face the music at t'ngiiish the coins Issued from the dif therealiouts, that the taxpayer* used to tie a gentleman. Then I was fer, nt mints. They may not have no- It is stated that the Atlantic Ocean ! Scott, the gambler. At present I am Scott knelt down la-side th«1 sl«*eping the directors’ meeting. wiR contribute thia year for couuty contain« many wrecked vesrols which I tlced the small “8” or “CC” beneath child aud kissed her. When he arose, When you see the bright, smooth Scott, the wreck of a gentleman and the eagle or under the wreath, and ; urtaise* Mr. Taylor will not con drift hither and thither, and an their I gunrdlan of that child. Quite correct. he held out bls hand to his partner running traveling palaces of the rail showing that the piece was coined at and said: way president trailing along behind tribute one cent. He will not pay poaltlona change with the winds and ! sir." “Goodby, old man; give her a s<iua.e the long string of passenger roaches San Francisco or Carson City, or If It "Hang yonr genTeman business!” ■ >ne cent of tax of the twenty«thr*e Ddeetbeyar« a constant menace to divide." you can l>e safe tn the opinion that thè bears an “O” at New Orleans. And and one half mills levy which must ,K*a" ,r“mo' K*™"* "f t"*' K«at shouted Jim as Ids temper tiegan to "And yon — yon ” — occupant has not the softest snap on they may or may not know that if It , . . I expense they are uot de»truye«l until boll up. "Say, boys, let's chip Iu and “ Hush! Don't wake her!" earth. You can also rest assured that has no mint mark It comes from the be met by the taxpayer* of Lane theJ. h.ve |Dfl(et<>(1 M(.luit| ,.Um boy the kid. Mebbe she'll bring more He pas»««d out into the moonlight If he Is a success In his sphere he Is “mother mint" at Philadelphia. But luck than a humpback. " county to the extent of $149,011.41 How like thia 1» the action of many the mint mark collector will see th ~e "Yes; let's buy the kid!" shouted and up to the creek. Next morning not traveling for fun.—Omaha World little letters in an instant and is very they found his «lead body half a mile lie raid. half a dozen men In chorus. ....... . ro l^jpt to know just how many dimes, beyond the last ■ ampfire. "Gentlemen." sakl the gambler as he poses this year. tom« as indlgeellon, dyspepsia. quarters, dollars or half dollars were A Unestlnn In ntatory. “Yes, in- was my partner." said Jim And yet the Register ad vocal <« ‘'•’•••JlpaUoii, liver or kidney troubles waved bls hand towan! the girl, who Some strangers, apparently balling turned out at any of the mbits during .. | . ... l allow them to menace your had l>een awakened by the shouts, as they calle«! him to look at the dead the election of such a man to take health. Hostetter’» Btomach Bitters "permit me to Introduce Miss Ethel man. . from the far west, were looking at the «ny year since 171M.—Minneapolis Jour- - tatué of Rotart Fulton, the Inventor ■ nal. a very responsible part In the dis- wt,l clear the »yeRm of all Impurities, Taylor of Sydney, daughter of Mr. .b> "Ami why did he kilrhlmsclf?” - of the steamboat Said one of them: making the blmxi rich and the nervt« ■eph Taylor, di'ccased, ex-convict, gam "B«'cause be couldn't forget that he A Cat'« Lang Jan». burseiuent ot the $250.000 that will •trong It euro* all stomach disorder* "So this Is the man who got up the was once a gentleman."-Philadelphia How far can a cat jump without bier, sbs.i-per and bad 'un generally. • nd I» an uue<|iialled spring medicine he re«juire<1 to defray county ex- steanitaat. eh? Well. It only go«.» to hurting P tpm . ______ ____ Itself was partly exemplified Hts- that a private revenue stamp In dying he left her tn charge of bl» show how a feller can be mistaken pen«ee «luring the next tour ymro! rover* the nrok of Hie tattle. partner, the wreck of a gentleman, In Brooklyn the other night. A pretty Straaae I.If. In «rreatlna. Now. out In Fnnkln Ridge we nlwavs who has now bron a day and a half white cat ran up a tree to get away Professor Ijtwronro Bruner, whospent J. R. Hill, Citizen’s candidate without food, but who wouldn't sell the year 1108 Investigating the grass thought SI Jones fixed tip the first from a dog and at last crawled out on No Right to Ugliness for COUNTY COMMISSION out hts trust or all the gold in Aus hopper plague In Argentina. say» that steaiutaat ever run. in the year 187A a small branch at least 00 feet above The whole county was ont to see the tralla." . — o ER, pays $113 tex. the ground. The branch was not much only Australia could match Argentina in I tie woman who t» lovely In faro, "You’d better take a walk!" exclaim- the singularity of Its life forms, (t Is a Nancy Ann |iass the Ridge, and every- more than a twig, and the cat could rxxly about there said as how SI had form and temper will always have ed Agnew after a long look at the country where everything protects It surely made himself famous by buihlin not turn around. She sat up there fríen«!», but one who would be gambler. on the swaylug limb and meowed. At HIE STREET CORNER ORATOR attractive self. "The trees bare thorns, the grass mu»t keep their health. If “After the girl has eaten, sir,” was es and wt. ds are provided with th> rns the first boat ever known to run last the twig broke, arid down came M ashfngton Times. the qnlet reply. -he 1« weak, alckly and all run down, the cat She alighted on the ground and sharp blades and herbaceous plants "The girl stays hero." -o-------------------------- The man who stand« oti the strict •1»« will be nervou» and Irrltal le. It on her feet looked around for a mo are shielded with burs " Forests exist "Not unless 1 am dead " Too Haalnrauliicr> ment and then bounded away; which where rains are scarcest, and natives corner and abuse* a newspaper be »he lias constipation and kidney Stella—Why on earth did Mis« Pe- The man Ar-.<ew tacked off a few cause it has different opinionr from trouble, her impuro blood' will cauw feet and pull..! • . ..v r from bls "ay that sometimes when heavy rains ch!« reject Mr. Boomer? He', making shows that a 00 foot drop does not hurt a Brooklyn cat whatever it might do fall the trees die from too much mois hi* own reach«« an audience of pimple», blotchea. akin eruption amt • belt and raised bls arm until the muz- ture. Some birds, belonging to the lot. of money tn the adverting bn»l to cats of other place«.—Pittsburg Dis watched «'nmplexion. Klectrlc Ble w«» on a line with the gambler's patch. same order as out waterfowl, avoid |xwibly a score of people The Ritter» la the tw»t medicine In the Bella— Ye«, and be proposal to her right eye. The arm rosted there, and water. Many Argentina birds poss>-«i newspaper goee into hundreds of worhl to regúlale atoniach, liver and a« bls fingers curled around the trig spurs ea their wings. «to«« tks Test. by mall tn this fashion: "1 cfiPplace ln Heeler— Smith Is top of the heap now • few good pa¡»>rs of guaranteed clrcu- home« and finds readers through kidney« «nd purify the blond II ger be said: O He can bare anything be want* In thia "1 11 give yon till I count five." atlon at a minimum cost the foPow ArroniMoaailaw. out the field in which it Qircu ate« give# «trong nervee, bright eyee, town if be only doesn't get spoiled. "My dear Mb>-|. good night and good ing notice /pure reading, top column. -n.ooth. velvety »kin. rich «»«mplexlon "If I give you a slice of broad, win " heeler—He Isn't spoiled yet. Is he ? And the man that stand* on the by." »aid IKvtt a« be half tnrned and you eat the cruet?” Engage.!-Miss Birdie Pechls to Mr 1« will make a gnml |<x>klng charming Heeler—No. He's a good fellow. Itfted bls raggnt cap to the girl. street corner and pnurs out hi» woman of a run down Invalid. Only “ 'Tas Tae'tn. m An ,-f you gimme piece of Howlett Boomer.' if this proposition Wheeler—Well, if be Isn’t spotlel Rhe did not rt«e up nor ..-all out venom can say anything, however 00 rout» at W L Delano'» drug atore. new meant to kill th* mas before U cheese ma'am. 1'11 eat de r.ml—civv,. ror.™yKur«appru'"-kla,H’ ’•«" retnrn by tlr»t m«u. • _ Philadelphia now be never will be. He was brwwgb* bl® land Plain Dv*l«r. up by hla grandparvnu.—Ph^adelpWa Eugene City Guard unjust. wlthce:» ff-sr >f beii'g called to a lawful aocounting. With the newspaper it i- «LflcrenL A strict libel law has a piace in our statute-1, aud the newspaper pr<>, rtelor is not only liable t »r financial dam age, but fur criminal -irosecuti in when be wrongs a fellow -nan by untruthful and malicious st-ite- rfient. When you hear the street corner orator prate remain lier the respon sibility that attachée to hi* utter ances and those o th. newspaper he calle in question. Eugene has nome impecunious orators of this olaaa to whom the '« lard may ieel eonr pe’’ed to devote special atten tion. I A LAUGH IN CHURCH ’ DYING LIKE A GENTLEMAN fitted iu Jo Sec wood Tbi whee st »21 Mduc at F ] to pt G EM novel pig « prefid iioi> influe pUhlll