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About Independence enterprise. (Independence, Or.) 1908-1969 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 3, 1909)
4 TOWN TALK BY HIE TOWN CAI A Unit i . i. thi wrniiin Tom am rolling in Ei ,,u' k ilk lint, rnUaav cmt. ' tnt leather hot inK"K th popular air, "lt tha men Uy around and Ih women do the ,,rk. J'''1" ..rk" Where in the world heveym lr. Tom," impnrfd a h droppwi dawn into the ortic chair. Vnt out with the Hunch to the grand opening of KM-a duniin p vilioti. Hy the way. dd . you know that if it hadn't heen lr the lnd.-pt-ndeiici Hunch there would not have leen anything "What w the matter with the Portland crowd?" .Nothing, only they did not loom-n up until the Hunch arrived. There aid not iwein to be a live one in the crowd until the gang got there and you can bet your auspender there was eoinething doing after they (truck iii game. "Borne of the resident of Missouri bottom fevl sorter hurt over the tte ment printed th Enterprise re cently that they could raie every thing in Missouri bottom but babies." "On ( recent trip, Tom, through the ntire Uittom we did uot see a baby, ao wht could uin think?" "Well, you see they re like Arkan aawer over there. The children grow in the woods. Aunty Tab telle me (he known of one hop yard that pr duced seven babiea duriug the last year." "Did you see the last issue of the Burns piper?" "Xo; haven't seen it. Anything atirring?" "Stirring? Well I should (y yes. In mentioning the recent arrival of the Independenceites who went to Harney county to take up desert land they refer to them as the 'inflated gang from Polk county headed by that renowned hot air peddler, w. W. Fercival, ably assisted by James Hanna, David Dove and the Sperling Brothers.' "They couldn.t swallow the dope that Bill dished out." "Well, if it is anything like the dope he sprayed his hop yard with you can't blame them. It isso strong that yju can't find a vermin in the entire yard." "Say that was a great 'bomb' the Krebs' throwed into the h.,p growers' camp last Saturday when they pub lished that advertisement in the Ore gonian announcing that they were going to pay sixty cents a box for picking hops?" "Krebs' don't pick hops by the box. They pick by the pound," "Well, don't you see the "gag." They Advertise 00 cents a box when in real ity they mean $ 1.20 a hundred. Any way it was the means of getting a bjg bunch of pickers that would not have come otherwise and when they found out they pick by the pound at Krebs' they scattered out to the other yards in this district, which helps some." "Did you read about Dr. Cook find ing the North Pole." "Yes, what do think the doctor is going to do with the pole now that he has found it?" "That is just what has been puz zling me. It ain't big enough for lumber purposes and he can't cut it off and take it through the country nd place it on exhibition at dime museums, so what .n the dickens do you think he will do with it?" "Can't say, unless he can sell it to Percival and MacCarthy for trellis poles." "Well, owing to an engagement with the man of Ue 'star' I'll have to duck fu we have got something on the string. Next week I am going to give you some race horse dope." MEDITATIONS BY THE CAT. A conclusion is like unto a man aomething at which a woman always Jumps. Men are like unto a cigarette. They come in many assorted brands, yet tney are all made from the same material, with but one difference, that someare a little better dis guised than others. It pays always to choose a classy article whether in love or the shops, for it lasts longer and is less ex pensive in the final reckoning. When all is said and done, what is bo uninspiring as a dead love or a dead cigarette? Recently heard at 12:30 p. m.: "Jealous! Who, me? Pooh! If I waa I going to be that silly I'd take pains;' I'd become Jealous of some body." ' Many a careless going man comes a l-- HkaM tlA scene. It Is Buttermilk Mike now. Instead of "Leave It to Mike, as of yore. (JihhI for Biliousness. "I took two of Chamberlain's Stom ach and Liver Tablets last night and f ftl fifty per cent better than I have for weeks." rays J. J. Firestone of Allesran. Mich. "They are certainly a fine article for biliousness." For sale by P. ,M. Klrkland. Mason's Kntertain. T.nnt. 5?aturday there was third de gree work given In the Masonic lodge and quite a number of Masons from Dallas came over to witness the work After lodge was over the guests were entertained at a banquet prepared by Fritz Weber, the chef of the bunch. Kest Treatment for a Burn. If for no other reason; Chamber Iain's Salve should be kept in every household on account of Us great value In the treatment of burns. It allays the pain almost Instantly and unless the injury Is a severe one heals the parts without leaving a scar. This salve Is also unequaled for chapped hands, sore nipples and diseases of the skin. Price 25 cents. For sale by P. M. Klrkland. Services at tho dnirfhw Services will not he resumed at Cal vary Presbyterian church next Stir day m announced it having been de cided not to commence services until thi rush of hop picking is over. Methodist-Episcopal church, Harry (i, McCain, pastor. Services for Sun day, hept. 5: Preaching at 11 a. m. and p. m. Subjects, "Contentment" and "Worklliness." Sunday school at 10 a. m. All are welcome and in vited to attend. Night on Bald Mountain. On a lonely night Alex Benton of Fort Edward, N. Y., climbed Bald Mountain to the home of a neighbor, tortured by asthma, bent on curing him with Dr. King's New Discovery, that had cured himself of asthma. This wonderful medicine soon reliev ed and quickly cured his neighbor. Later it cured his son's wife of a se vere lung trouble. Millions believe it's the greatest throat and lung cure on earth. Coughs, colds, croup, Hem orrhages and sore lungs are surely cured by it. Best hay fever, grip and whooping cough. 50c and $1. Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by all druggists. Real Estate Transfers Cummins & Davis sold last week the old Carmack place of 100 acres situated one and a half miles north west of town to Mrs. P. H. Drexler, the consideration being $5700. Wm. Dawes, of the Chas. E. Hicks Real Estate Company sold this week the Rice residence on Jthe corner of Monmouth and Eighth streets, to Mrs. Laura Jordan, who recently ar rived from Pennsylvania, having come out here on account of the health of Mr. Jordan. The Jordans are irienc's of James Hanna. For Sale-Eight milk cows and even Jersey heifers, Inquireof E. Zielesch, Parker, Oregon. Bell 'Phone 21U. . Let us send you The Enterprise. to with Mux oi iuiy"" -- io he -ld t lnJ u"' Uy Willi III wit and tl"r U Mittiuc uti tor in fiit l"" od .nuttvra to h!m"l( ". "Why. .., sSc's a ureter!" A slrl bul4 never lot young una Usa her uinil l I nird o him." rl the dead-wi elderly ..liiier'( rutiiilnu adlca to the love urn eoiumne. U a J""1 "I'' Ned to bind himself "" lrl or i f beior li' leted her brand .f kUiM- a. Wouldn't he a Wo buy ,.IJ Urn k or pU lkf Th reward of niarlKl nu 1 (u phion, Well, you r mlithty irembly nod eroui hy nd lo tar (omebody that uvi he'( tctn on a Ashing trip. Thafi all l v not io ay." When a woman pimhe the bureau jr chiffonier mirror (y turn the bottom, no that (h can ee how her klrt U hanging. he never, by nny caance. remeniber to push U back ih wy It ought to be. when a man wanta to shave. That Mls Condon beat LaMonte, and Dick Oulim ot oft to the bad again. The nun didn't make all of those uosea red that nre being brought back by fello( returning from their vacations. Of course, everybody feel( orry for her. nd all that; but nevertheless lf( no wonder that the watery-eyed, cerlse-noaed woman wltu hay fever take to the mountain. Young married people In (electing a home should always get a detached house, lt'a handle for mutual bawl-Ing-out purposes. Why do girl leave home: Because they use the right kind of bait to snag (omethlng. During the past week there ha( hn a wonderful transformation lUrrtmaa lo Uul Vamfc-rWH Man. NVw York, Aug IT Tha ellmliia. t Ion of the Vni1ri!U from New , York Central line and tha complete a...u.l.-n. v ol K H Harnaa the control at mora than ll.0 mile of illroad comprlwd In that syktem U dwlared to b tha nt lniMtrtant move In the railway world. The acqulHI"0 of h New York Central by Mr. Ilarrlman will give him a aecond transcontinental rout and place In blm power lo make and to control ri of trans portation ahlch w not draameU of a few year . A Strang Ouarant. "Are yon our ibeiw eicira are f"h?" aked the woman, eyiim them aupl ckMisly. -Ye, mi'itn." replied the grocer, with eaiphaxl". "I guarantee thtwe ccjr. If ny of Ibeiu ren't god I'll make m goHir-Llpplncttfa. Good Advle. Il-0uf I tell you what It la. Maud If your father I at all unreeaonable I hall put my back to the wall and-Sbe-Keep It there That would tie th afet poalflon.-Kanpae City Journal A word to the wle la not only anf flclent; It la Itopetbei' too much.-Lif. Opol!l.oi I .M Illicit A. Keiup.of Corvalli, will run hi gasoline launch India between Kreb liro. hop yard and Salem during the hop picking seaaon. He w ill make two round tripa daily, lesving Kreb at 8 a. m. and arriving at Salem at 10 a. in. Returning will leave 6alem at 10:30 a. in., arriving at Kreb at 1 p. m. Leave Krel at 2 p. m., arriving at Salem at 3:30. Leave Salem at 4, arriving at Kreb at 6:30. The boat will top at Independence and all way point for the convenience ol passengers. The India is 34 feet long with 7-foot beam, equipped with an lli-horse-power four cylinder engine and is one of the fimtest bout on the river and accommodate forty passen ger. A Hurry-lp Call. Quick, Mr. Druggist, quick! A box of Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Here's a quarter. For the love of Moses, hurry! Baby's burned himself ter ribly. Johnny cut hie foot with the axe. Mamie's scalded. Pa can't walk from piles. Billie has boils, and my coins ache. She got it and soon cured all the family. It's the great est healer on earth. Sold by all drug gists. Subscribe for the Enterprise. JUST RECEIVED A Fnll and Complete Line of Buster Brown and Whitehouse SHOES FOR CHILDREN Every pair Also Cotton Blankets and Comforts P. H.DREXLER, THE GROCER Corner of Main and Monmouth, Streets Independence, Ore, We Make a Specialty of Farm Produce Prepares young people for bookkeepers," stenographers, correspondents and general office work. The development of the Northwest will afford openings for thousands in the next few years. . Prepare now. Send for catalogue. W-1- Staley, Principal ?SwtTi'C rM THIS SOHOOL AS THE Send for new rmzm v ma TVKITTANSSraJPED FOR SlUWJHis wntn lUJlIIUik) COMPETEM WntlUUI UlAKut lillj Mia III Ml i - - - 1 r METHOD OF ENTRY TOLD Jailii WHlcn lue IHrrx'ltoli Winner. t!'oKant, A::s. C- JUmA JUi WHten ha made an orm-lal tte. ment a tu the manner of making entry on Indian rervttin land All pemon to whom number hava been t!gnrd. whub entitle them to maka entry of Cueur d'Alene. Flathead or Suokana r-er vatlon. will be notified uf th di" when they mutt make their ruina next prln. and they will u fur ntkhed with a map howln all al lotted anJ reaervt-d land and th cta.lfU-atlon and apprdaement oi each tract aubjeet to entry. When selection begin, net April a copy of till map will be poated In tha land office, the tract balng checked off a fat a ehon. When an applicant nania la railed. tmn but hlmaelf and one friend or ad vlwr hall b permitted to enter the room or to limped th official map until hla choice I made. All par ion holding notice that numbr hava been algned them may go oo tha reserve to Inspect th land at any time; but they ar aured that they may rely with reaaonabla aafety on the government eommlwlon'a re port a to the nature of tha land, "and ara not ueearlly required ta examine It themaelve. Wanted Mill and Yard hands 12 j,r day 'Willamette Lumier Com pany, Dallua, Oregon. FOUNTAIN PEN Self filling at a magic touch And a aelt cleaner loo. The price you'll find la not too nvuh For th on that juat (ulta jou. It filla Itself, It fill all need For tha office, acuoul or da; Among them all the one that lead la I'aber' Fountain Pen. All Styles At all Prices WILLIAMS ..DRUG CO.. Independence. Ore. Men and Women. war ranted Salem, Oregon RP fOI XhJTi FVFDYWHFHR POINTING TO REASON FOP THT'lltttEMAKKABlJE SUCCESS ESSfOIXEGE Facts Worth -Noting Enrollment of students past year 468. All graduates placed in good positions.' Filled but 50 per cent applications for office help. Reputation for thorough and personal Instruction. Safe and refining Influences. Folder and Success Stories, C '' fjiA w mm I IN S U K A N C E Anyoa wUhlna sood rdll lira luauranc call on or writ l t. K. CUH, INDlPCNDtNCf. OREGON Aut lor bavr tuata alarciiani- Man kr Merchant Farmers' Feed and Sales Stable M. EiCHtt, Proprietor Grain and Hay for la. Horace boar ' oy dy, 0' montK, at raaonabl at N'EPND NCt, 0ECON. lo spvtfiDpvD ysjj . . Jo jvujjossy bSjvj U0(ivy 0(11 woi, i u 7 J. i " . . . " v International Fabrics. Every one's a beauty. Drop in and get a line on the good looks of INTERNATIONAL Clothes. Prices that are popular, and styles that will stay popular, -:- -:- Independence, Oregon SLOPEP BROS. Tulbu lar Wei I D r i He rs Same prices for wells drilled with their new larger diameter drill. Wells for irrigation purposes. Both Phones al of lortlan1, and lb Mtfual of Toreal Grav yog That's what you'll say when you see the new and attractive "ALL WOOL" Independence, Oregon Pretty? lotber? ""T I t