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THE HERALD, MONMOUTH, OREGON
THURSDAY, MARCH ti, 1987
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By Arthur Brisbane
PRESIDENT FACES WEST.
THE DINOSAUR PARTY.
STUDYING MUMMIES.
MEN WILL DIG.
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President Coolidge vi 1 spend his
vacation in the West, in response
to many invitations. IIo should
drive in a big automobile from
Kansas City to Seattle down to
San Diego, fishing here and there.
He would see millions of Ameri
cans that like hint
The biggest wars are soon for
gotten. Over a direct cable from
the United States to Germany,
opened last week, President Cool
idge wired President Kindenburg
his hope that "this additional
means of communication will pro
mote mutual understanding and
good will between the two coun
tries." And President Hindenburg
replied most politely. Germany, rid
of an .expensive fleet, expensive
standing army and extremely ex
pensive Kaiser, attends to busi
ness and goes ahead more rapidly
than any other country in Europe,
Mrs. Henry Fairfield Osborn en
tertained friends at the Museum of
Natural History, in honor of the
tyrannosaurus, in Dinosaur Hall
That monster is 47 feet long
from his beak to the end of his
tail, 18 feet h'.h at the hips, 21
feet around the waist, with bones
that weigh more than two tons.
He was a powerful animal, but
couldn't last because he didn't have
a brain big in proportion to the
size of his body.
Civilization ha3 developed a more
powerful creature, which is the
two-legged billionaire, able to con
trol and command the work of
200,000,000 men for one day.
That billionaire will soon be
numerous and the interesting ques
tion concerning him will be, "What
about his brain?" Will it be big
'ough to ktep him safe?
The learned Dr. Sack, of Heidel
berg University, studying thous
ands of Egyptian mummies, finds
that high living killed off rich
Egyptians as it kills off rich
Americans now.
Foolish eating, lack of exercise.
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Youthful to the last degree, it is
equally as becoming to the young
matron as to the younger girl. The
dress is of Apple Green crepe do
Chin& The coat, of the same shade,
is of Kasha cloth.
especially tactt or rteep Breathing,
have through the centuries been
skimming the scum off the boiling
pot of civilization.
Mummies of the fifty dynasty
show signs of tuberculosis, affect
ing the spine, and gout, swelling
the joints.
The Supreme Court decides
unanimously that Texas' laws for
bidding negroes to vote at Demo
cratic primaries is unconstitution
al. It s a most important decision,
and not to the South, only, since it
may mean Federal control over
local primaries.
Where money is, men will dig.
It was proved in Italy, before
architects had learned how to muke
great domes like that on St Peter's
hold themselves up as they rose in
the air. One dome was built and
filled with earth to support it, as
it rose, until the sides met at the
top. Putting in the earth would be
much less expensive than taking It
out So they mixed the earth be
neath the dome with small coins
of a total value much less than the
cost of removing the earth. When
the dome was finished the popula
tion was told it could bear away
the coin-bearing dirt The great
dome stood empty.
This countrv last year Imported
more than $$0,000,000 worth of
precious stones, $5,000,000 more
than the year before. And those
purchases were made without the
assistance of the extinct race of
bartenders, to each of whom a
large diamond was as necessary as
a white apron.
M. Millet French scientist
would tear down the honey bee's
reputation built up by Maeterlinck,
Lubbock and many others, back to
Aristotle,
The bee is a dull, mechanical
creature, says Millet; it does not
know that it polenizes flowers and
Hasn't Missed a Day
School ConteM
Bertha Kurtzhals, 10, Cedar
County, Neb., with three years, six
months and twenty-two days to her
credit at this writing, is entry No.
1 in a national contest to learn
which boy or girl has the most per
fect 5-day-a-week school attendance
without being tardy or absent Is
there a boy or girl in this county
who has a better record T Tell this
newspaper. Send us your picture
and let us enter you in this contest
Who'd a-Thunh It
BASEBALL
Last October the idol of baseball
fans as leader of the first World
Champ Cardinals and five months
later in New York Giant uniform,
Roger Hornsby greatest of Na
tional League batsmen, can tell you
:he wheels of fate turn last.
blossoms o not even Know
which flowers hnve honey, thinks
only of getting Bugnr.
You (vi suy .the same of our
human honey Does ot Industry.
They build up oiviliiation, make
wealth, leisure and culture possible,
but they don't know it, or don't
care. They also are "only looking
for sugar."
But like the bee, thoy are doing
the work for which the Lord cre
ated them, and thnt's sufficient
About ifoutr
Health
Things You Should Know
;br John Jocfh Otitic, M. D.
PHYSICAL CULTURE
With millions of our people
spending nine-tenths of their lives
in offices, studios, sanctums and
trade marts, some sort of artificial
exercise becomes necessary to even
moderate health. The reader will
pardon me, if I devote this article
to timely observations on the sub
ject, rather than to technique.
Tilden's Choice
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Wilbur F. Coen, Jr., of Kansas
City, Mo., Boys' Tennis Champion
of the United States, has the best
net form in the world, says Amer
ica's ace, William Tilden. He
created a sensation in Southern
tourneys; and is looked upon as a
future star for the American team. '
There la no substitute" to take
the place of out-door activity u a
'congener of king Life and healthy
function, and aa remarked before
all violation of the law of rMit liv
ing is pemaliiod in length of days.
Yourdaily dozen" is catnble of
doing 'harm If overindulged. My
friend, sixty years old, carried his
effort to extromoj he bathed every
morning In near-lce-water; then
he put In a half-hour of violent
"crawls," "dips," and "Bwings,"
until almost exhausted to "produce
reaction". He now has a stroko
of paralysis which will disable him
for life. Ho did no outdoor work.
having retired: he followed all '
sorts of fantastic notions in eating
the no -breakfast folly, and tho
two-meal-a-day vagary; at his ago,
" he took walks in sero tempera
ture; he was a faddist
Arterial changes due to age will
not stand violent exertion. The
warm buth before retiring takes
much strain off the heart: a few
moments deep breathing when first
up in the morning is always useful. .
Moderate exercise before breakfast
the best meal of the day Is a
promoter of appetite and digestion;
five or ten minutes of tip-toeing ami
swinging of the arms and limbs,
taking deep breaths, is a fine tonic,
if indulged several times a day; it
will counteract tho cramped posi
tion at the desk, the poring over
"the books," the attitude at the
linotype or other machine. It i:
against excesses of artificial move
ments that I would warn. And, no
exercise will take the place of the
proper amount of sleep I
Next week: Intravenous Medication
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Right now is the time to start action on
your spring building. Do not wait until the
spring rush is on and some of the deliveries
delayed.
No matter what lumber materials or fin
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High Grade Mill Work
Oregon Fir and Hemlock Lumber, Lath.
Shingles, Lime, Cement, etc.
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