THURSDAY, MARCH 24, 1927
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THE HERALD, MONMOUTH, OREGON
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The dluilcnt ienl a . part of tho
fifth period hint Kridiiy uftcniooti
nIiikIiik 1m iiMHcmljIy.
Thu Glrln' Lvhkw una luHt Frlduy
nl 2:45. There wan a kIiui'I promm,
conMlHtinif of a mmlcl l.uHini'S-i moot
ing mid two muHii'til mimluTH. After
thn IjumIiii'HN wim tiiitiHitcted tlie moot
inic itdjourninl.
(In Tu'idiiy iifUTimnn the boy
NtHi'ted the Hpring huHi'biill pnictii-e,
(Hiving pliiyed tho lititt bimkclbull
gnim-R of Urn ki'Uhoii luxt week.
M imt MiIntoBh litis kindly consent
ed to let tho girlx uxu tho training
school diiunoiid for their buitcball
practice.
Tho Albany high ncliool negative
debating teum met tho liigh achool
ulllrnuitlvo team, Fred Calef and Gon
ovlove Ganlurd, and tho roHult was a
very InteroMting debute. Tho event
look place in the high school aHsem
bly room lant Frlduy. Albany wont
homo victorious with a 3 to 0 verdict
In their favor.
The Spectator noticed that
(frock looked loneKomc hint week end.
Alberta nt.il 1 liken bluck sweaters.
Paul haxn't boon wearing a rap this
week.
The. seniors have wrecked
good photographer's outfit
The boys started spring
practice in the Newport
ball game lust Saturday.
Four sophs, attended a show in Sulm
last week. (Names furnished upon
request.)
Vangio has tho proofs for her latest
photograph.
A few RtudcntShave contracted spring
fever this week.
JOKES
Father: Son, why are you always
so behind in your studies?
Wayno Higbee: So that I may
pursue them, Dad,
t)tlier
football
busket
VOLUMK III
NUMBKK 2
I'ul.lished each Thursday of the
school year by tho associated students
of the Monmouth High School.
FPITOKIAI, STAFF
Hditor Constunce Bork
Awtlntant Editor .... Nada Johnson
News Kdltor Verda llamar
Society Editor Edith Comstock
Joko Editor Zellu Gillam
Literary Corner Lyle I'agenkopf
Ira Powell
SPORT EDITORS
Hoys Marvin Smith
Girls Gludyg Mitchell
REPORTERS
Sophomores Norman Roth
Juniors Nada Johnson
Seniors Evangeline Davidson
TYPISTS
Verda Hamar, Thella Wood, Florence
Pierce, Wayne Higbee.
that the studentg of Monmouth high
school will be proud to call their own
COME- EVERYBODY! Have a
good time at the basket social to be
held in the high school gym at 8 p. m
Friday tho 25th.
al divorce trial in history is being en
acted. Now the Judge raises his
voice and does not grant the divorce.
A murmur runs through the crowd.
Now the mist descends rapidly.
What? You wanted to know who
they were? Well, the two lawyers
aro Ira Powell and Jack Pember. The
judge, Percy Riddel). The one who
wanted the divorce is the famous
actress Alberta Hill who wished a
separation from her faithless husband,
Elmo Jenson. Well! Well! This is a
strange world.
Madame X. '
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JNUW!
Marvin: Where did you absorb
those principles of yours at your
mother's knee?
Leslie: No, on my futher's.
WE NEED A SONG
We need a school song. Do we have
a song which expresses the ideals of
our school? No we do not The
songs which we now call our school
songs are those pertaining to sport
alone. "Como on, Fellows" what is
thut? A song 'which stands for and
expresses the ideals which Monmouth
high school has? No, it merely shows
tliu sentiment und good feeling which
wo have for our athletic teams; "The
Purple und White"? Merely the be
ginning of what might be a school
song.
People might ask, "Why do we need
a school song other than the ones we
have?" Can you think of any school
that has no real school song? Almost
all tho high schools with which we
have business or social activities have
a delightful trhool song which they
sing with pride for their school and
that for which it stands. We need
one that is the embodiment of all the
ideabi and sentiments; one which will
express the real thoughts and live on
forever in the heurts of the students
of Monmouth high school; like the
Normal hymn: f
''Live, Normal live, in majesty and
might."
Now, can't some of us who are
poetically turned try and make an
effort to do this? Lets have a song
Last Friday the Monmouth high
school quintet went to Toledo where
they were defeated in an overtime
period, 24 to 20. Following the game
the boys went to Newport where they
spent the remainder of the evening,
talking and joking.
Saturday morning the boys accom
panied by Mr. Bush and Mr. Patchin,
went down to the beach and wander
ed around. Saturday night they
played Newport bigh school and were
defeated 19 to 8. This game could
not be called a basketball game be
cause both teams played, first with a
tackle, and then a ten yard run down
the floor. Sunday they traveled to the
lighthouse and to the Devil's Punch
Bowl, then back to Newport. Here
they ate dinner and thence came
home. ' .
Lady in meat market Is that the
head cheese over there?
Smart clerk No, that's, just one of
his assistants.
Sans Chairman, Radio Board Meets
New Federal Commission
XliXA JUL
Although Admiral W. H. M. Bullard, U.S.N., retired, chairman td
the newly created Radio Commission under the Department of Com
merce.is in China, he called this first meeting of the new board by
radio to meet in Washington last week.eFrom left to right they aro:
S-..,H- y6"', New ,Y.ork; Eu8ae O. Sykes, Mississippi; John F.
Dillon, California; and H. A. Bellows, Minnesota.
UNCLE JOHN
, If I was makin ' sojestions, which I seldom attempt to do,
I might remurk that old friends is giner'ly safer 'n new. . . .
If you feel that Spring is upon us, remombcr this sage advice:
Be slow to part with yer f tizzies, till you're feelin' the need
of ice. '
SPRING If I should admonish my neighbors, which
WARNING I hardly expect to try, I'd start with the
freaks of weather, from now till about July,
an' I'd sorter dwell on the danger of takin' a blasted cold,
if you peel off the winter fuzzics, because they're a trifle
old. . . .
w If I was disposed to orate on matters of health in spring,
I might refer to the changes that April is bound to bring;
an' the crime of clippin' ycr w hiskers' a month and a half
too Boon, js ut fatal as nheddin' yer tames before it's the
tenth of Juno.
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