vr
MR. FOX FOOLS MR. DOG
TLTII. FOX wiit cornrred or pi'i-lmp
VA It would better xplitln It to tiny
liu won In u fix, for he luul been Hilly
rtioimh to run Into hU den when Mr.
! wim eliiiNlnx lilni a thing; he nl
(loin did unli-as 1 1 red out or wounded.
Hut Mr. Vot whs neither, on tliU
dny. when Im wiin no fonllNli, ho Jimt
linpiwiiod to bo nciir his den, nnd
tlioiiKht lie wn fur i-noutili In udvnnee
to niter without being seen.
Mr. Hog, however, wiin bright -eyed
tliut morning, ninl lie spied IIih end of
Mr. Fox's tall its It dtmiicnred In the
doorwoy, and lie Hindu m might for It.
Tooled," Said Mr. Dog to Hlmtalf at
He Went Along.
Mr. Inff ImrkiMl loudly und begun to
iniikp the eitrth tlyj but, fortuniiti'ly
for Mr. Fox, Mr. lig wiin ii very lurgH
creutuit' nnd reuld not "SHilly yet
through IiIn dooruny.
Mr. fox, of iiiume, had more ihnn
one door to IiIn home, hut w'mt wiin
the uno of going our when .Mr. log
wiin all cy' mid could nee hlm?
Mr. fox dhlvered every Hum Mr.
Intr Kent out a loud hiirk, which would
tell IiIn mnMer lie hnd wiinetlilng cor
nered nnd to route quickly wlih hie
Ciin.
"Ho will have me In deep trouble
If Honii'thliiu U not dune to nti hlm,"
thought Mr. Fox, Hnd llu-n lio pricked
up hU fiirx, fur nn Idea hnd come to
hlm. He mlclit be utile to ecnpo from
' IiIn den without being cluiHi-d. nnd nt
the fiiino time get even with Mr. I
for bothering hlm when ho hud JukI
iibout t-nught n plump hcu for hie
brenkfiiMt,
"I inn ocry you cannot get tlmne
fine bones the dog at the farm below
TKrouqh the Qlad
Etjes oj a IDoman
By Jm Do
THE YEAR IN THE BUD
1 love Janunry Aral!
In Lec.emler how far twiiy appear
uprlnir.
But on the Aral day of the new-born
yenr how nrl t
Just few more moon, nnd to!
"The daffodil hrKln to peer,
With helHh the doxy over the (tale!
Why then come In the awci-t o' the
yenr;
For the red blood reign In the win
ter' iale."
A GLORIOUS bit of sunHlilne
greeted mo this morning.
I.n, la! Hut It put the t It r 1 11 of the
guy springtide Into me so soft and
gentle nnd limbic It wan!
The moment Old Sol ulni'tod cold
choiilderlns u lot of biul tpmpered
loiiklng clouds and beamed on me, nil
the memories of previous, springs
crowded In on my mind.
I smelted apple blossom In n Connee
tleut orchard. I saw the blue skies
nnd red earth of Kngliind's Cornwall.
I heard birds Binding In n bit of woods.
I listened once more to a bee-loud
glnde.
And I remembered there was once a
mnn who said It would give hlm
greuter joy to And n buttercup In a
field than a widen coin.
Oh, lovely aprlng!
Heavenly season of renewed hope, vig
or and faith.
"Oh! thou, who aay'at thy love heart
ne'er
With verdure can attain be apread;
Oh! thou who mournest them that aleep
Low lying In an earthly tied,
Look out on the reviving world
. And aee new hope within thee bud."
And I Jove nlao that feeling you get
us you bang up the new calendars,
nnd scrap the old, with a- "And that's
that" and resolve to start life nil over
again and see If you can't make a bet
ter job of It. . . .
, . You know the feeling, I bet.
I like to look back on the years.
The green, salad years. The more
sophisticated years.
I like to wonder what I shall be like
when I'm finished goods.
Not that anybody's finished goods
mtil they're dead.
But we can put the "quality mark"
on ourselves long before that, can't
we?
I don't know how It Is with you, but
I'm never really comfortable with
myself when I Indulge in this sort of
retro- und Introspection, this mental
. stocktaking.'
Well, here's to the year In the bud.
, .
A good health to It.
And to us.
Yhieh conies to the same thing.
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you hid In here, Mr. Dog," suld Mr,
Fox from Inside.
"What's Unit?" naked Mr. Dog. stop
ping In his work for a second. "Whui
did you my about hones?"
"I said the dog at the farm house
below you hud Hindu thin a hiding place
for IiIn bones," sold Mr. Fox. "I cun
see live beiititleN without looking
h round nt nil. Hut you cannot get
them, Mr. Dog, becniiNo you are no
big, and 1 can't push them out to you
becutiae you are no Impolite when you
meet rue." '
"I'll get In, then, and get the bones,
and you, too," replied Mr. log.
"Well, If you go on burking Hie
other dog will heur you and come on
the run, He dug (IiIn place, and hurled
the bones. Of course, If you are sniarl
enough to dig and get In you will have
it feast. You wouldn't eat me, you
know, Mr. Dog, rftter yon caught me;
so why spend your strength unci Unit'
harking und chasing mu?"
Mr. Dog wiin all over IiIn desire to
get Mr. Fox out of the hole. All he
wanted now was to get those fine
bones, and be went to work with a will,
digging.
Not a sound did he iniike but deep
breiilhlng and a few chuckles as he
thought of the bones he would find us
the earth flew thickly around hlm.
l'relty soon be had quite n good
sized hole, and making a plunge with
Ids head, Mr. Dog went In up to hie
shoulders, but not a bone did he see, ot
Mr. Fox, either, for a soon as he
heard Mr. Dog dlr;!:ig bard and his
harking stopped, out went Mr. Fox toy
the bncU door, and by the time Mr.
Dog wus In the den he was miles away.
Mr. Dog came out looking very much
crestfallen snd covered with earth, tie
gave himself a good shake, and wlthoul
looking around lie trotted off home.
"Fooled," be snld to hluixelf as he
went along. "I might. have known bet
ter than to trust that sly fellow. There
is no use looking for him today, but I
will catch him yet, and when I do,
let him look out. That Is all I have
to say."
Hut Mr. Fox was far away, looking
down from a ridge where he was rest
ing, on the farms around, nnd be said,
us he looked af Ihe farm where Mr.
Dog lived: "The hens there are old
and tough; so I shan't go there any
more, nnd If Mr. Dog Is waiting for
me he will have a long wait."
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"What's in a Name?''
By MILDRED MARSHALL
Facto about rowr turn! ha history i
tuning i whnc It wa 'rrivtxii
ificancat raw Ucky day, lucky iawal
4 y s-s
SYLVIA
pFItUAFS the most poetic of all
feminine names Is Sylvia. lis
origin dates back to mythological times
when there was u deity called S.vl
vnnus, a name derived from Sylvia,
meaning wood, or forest. Sylvnnua
was the protector of husbandmen uud
their crops. He was generally por
trayed as nn old man with cypress tree
In his hand. Just before the Christian
era, Sylvanus became a Komaii proper
name and Indirectly from It 1s de
rived the masculine Silvlus, through
Ihe old legend of the son of Aeneas nnd
Lnvlnln horn In a wood, and hence
called Aeneas Silvlus.
Silvlus was the nume given to a
member of the l'iccolonninl family,
who afterward became the pope. Syl
vius nnd Sylvia became the favorite
names for shepherds and shepherdesses,
Sylvia's translation being "living in the
wood." From Its popularity In the
time of pastoral romance, Sylvia be
came a poetical name for a country
maid nnd hnd been much used In Eng
land as n village Christian nume,
, Certainly the poets loved to write
odes und comments and roundelays to
Sylvia whose) simple virtues and rustic
beauty they exalted In lyrical ex
travagance. Indeed Sylvia became the
class name for rustic maidens, just as
"Jane" has been slnnglly adopted as a
synonym for tiny woman today,
Sylvia, simplest of rustic names, has
for her talismnnlc stone, the simplest
of gems, the turquoise. Set In gold,
it will protect Its wearer either riding
or wnlking, so the legend goes. It Is
the I'erslans' national stone und they
believe that to see the new moon re
flected In Its blue gleaming surface Is
sign of good fortune. Holly Is Sylvia's
flower, Saturday her lucky day, and 2
her tullsma'nic number.
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IT WAS
A TRUE
TEST
By MILDRgD COODR1DCE
(). Ii. w.m.rD Nwniapr Union )
(. uuoii, tie mis agreeoi-
I "Very good. I will tele
I J phone the sheriff at once
and make all the arrange
ments for the test."
I'erhups few mortals have been In
the peculiarly atralned and unnatural
situation of Doris Hemingway. She
won of the world's obscure and hum
ble, snd scarcely the heroine or even
understudy for the upper crust ro
mance. Tlisre was, however, beyond
the modest piitlent exterior a soul of
rare worth. It shone out now In her
eager, anxious eyes.
The somber looking, thoughtful phy
sician who proceeded to a telephone
closet snd wus busy there for a min
ute or two, was Prof. Alphcus Woods,
lie hud made a mime und a fortune
In his profession. Now lie was a fad
dist. At, least so standard sources
designated hlm. for he hud written
three extreme books on "Heredity,"
leading up to the uuduclous claim that
he could extinguish the criminal lu
st Inct in num. woman or child by
simple surglcul operation, and make
of the most vicious mentally wurped
assassin or thief an honorable, trust
worthy citizen,
A month previous Professor Woods
hnd Interested the criminologists and
the local Jail authorities by asking
thut they Hnd a subject for his test.
It was Intimated thut any professional
criminal in custody who would sub
mit to the operation should receive
his liberty.
It wus not so easy to find self-confessed
criminals who would run the
risk of a dangerous operation. The
majority claimed to be Inherently In
nocent as lambs, and trusted to the
lawyer rather than the surgeon to win
their freedom. At length Professor
Woods found a typical cuse Robert
Tyler, burglar, a man who freely ad
mitted that the Impulse to rob wus an
Irresistible influence of his nature.
The world had hndly tijistrentcd
this man. A keen schemer had wrest
ed a fortune from hlm through the
slippery deviations of the hiw. In des
peration Tyler hud set st work to get
"even with the law." He had been
appealed to In the matter of the
Woods' test. He hnd wavered, de
clined, but now to the satisfaction of
Professor Woods n pleasing faced,
pleadlng-eyed girl hnd appeared at
his odlce to announce that she hnd
prevailed upon Itobert Tyler to under
go the operation.
"I have phoned the sheriff," an
nounced the 'professor, returning to
his seut. "I have no doubt thut Tyler
will be placed In my charge wltbln
the hour."
"Oh, sir," breathed the girl fervent
ly, "do you think you can cure him?"
"1 bnve made my system a life
study," declared her host, with dig
nity and assurance.
"Listen, sir," went on Doris, earn
estly. "Mr. Tyler Is not the desperate
criminal the world adjudges him. He
Is reckless, he Is tempted, but lie has
been plundered, crushed down, In pov
erty until he believes all mankind his
enemy, but 1 nil. yes, I know him.
At heart he is a hero, a martyr!"
The professor regarded the soulful
eyes of this fair young pleader curi
ously. There was no mistaking her
sincerity.
"You are his relative a sister, per
haps?" he ventured.
"No. sir. I am that Is, I love him !"
confessed Doris. "Thief as lie Is, un
der a long sentence, I would marry
him tomorrow were he free. 1, like
himself, am an orphan, and like him,
I bnve tasted the bitter dregs of pov
erty. He risked his life to save me
from a burning building. As might
the highest gentleman In the land,
secretly, nobly he snw thut I was
cared for when I was 111. He loves
me; I know It, but he would refuse
to let me share his disgrace, to be
come the wife of a convicted thief.
Oh, sir, save him !" pleaded the girl
pathetically, bursting into tears. "If
you would do that, we would go away
to some place where we are not
known, and I would slave for. him,
to make blm once more a man among
men."
"My poor child !" spoke the pro
fessor brokenly, placing a trembling
hand upon the bowed golden, head,
"for your sake I will exhaust all my
science In trying to save this man's
body nnd soul."
And so the honest enthusiast had
his chance. For a week Robert Tyler
lay under his care. The surgical op
eration applied to the cranium, cur
rent with a vigorous fttiedlclnal treat
ment. At the end of ten days the
professor announced that the test had
been completed and Tyler was a free
man.
, The newspapers were full of the ex
periment. The professor proudly
hoped, und Doris prayed, and that
very night the professor discovered
that before he had left his home Itob
ert Tyler had burglarized one of his
cabinets, aud had disappeared with
two watches and a smalt amount of
money.
Gradually the Incident of Robert
Tyler and the professor's great cura
tive system fnded froip public view.
Two years later the professor received
a package addressed In delicate femi
nine handwriting, confining a sum
of money equivalent to his losses
through the burglnry.
Three years after that Professor
OCTOIt. he has agreed!"
Woods, on a western trip, passed Sun
day nt a thriving little town in the
heart of the Itocky mountains. Stroll
ing about casually In the afternoon,
he came upon- an open air service
meeting. The preacher talked from
an Improvised platform, near which
was seated a lovely, peaceful-faced
ludy with a child In her snns, evident
ly the wife of the seiiker.
Such rugged yet earnest eloquence
Professor Woods had never before
heard. And then he slured marvel
ously as he recognized the man as
Itobert Tyler and the woman he had
known as Doris Hemingway.
His surprise was heightened, as at
the end of the meeting the speaker
looked directly at hlm Willi the words:
"WUI Mr. Woods please remain for
a few moments' conversation?"'
Professor Wood advanced to meet
the exhorter as the audience dis
persed. As he iit-a red hlm be traced
the old familiar lineaments of that ex
pressive face, but toned down, sof
tened, the eyes clear, thoughtful, sin
cere. "Do you remember me?" spoke Ty
ler, extending an eager hand.
"1 can never forget you," replied the
friendly hearted professor. "My first
und last experiment in anatomical ref
ormation ended with you."
"And cured me. sir," pronoun'ed
Itobert Tyler gruvely. Perhaps not
directly, but the results, the effects
materialized."
"You surprise and Interest me," mur
mured Professor Woods.
"I ent back to my o'd way, as
you know," narrated Tyl r. "but It
availed me nothing, for I caught a se
vere cold where the operation had not
healed up. I lay In hiding and misery
for a year. This dear woman." and he
motioned toward Doris, "worled for
me, slaved for' me through oue help
less year. Then we came West, and
then I saw the true light tml I urn
a changed man."
"It la a wonderful, a glorious word
to report!" said Professor Wooiu with
deep feeling. 'The secret of your
great transition"
"Was love, such love and tt' votlon
that came as a blesslm:," and Tyler
cast a fond glance at the smiling lit
tle woman advancing towards them.
"Yes, It was love love, and the baby!"
Old Rothschild Dank
Building Still Stands
Although no Rothschild Is "now In
the bunking business In Frar.l.fort-on-the-Main,
where the foumlntl r..s of the
fur-flung financial establishment were
laid in the ICIgliteenth ccnti.ry. the old
bunk building still stands on the cor
ner of the Fahrstruss". near the en
trance to the old ghetto, as a perpetual
reminder of the past. The following
description of its present state was
written by Max Osboi-n In the Vos
sische Zeltung:
"The house was used for the bank
ing business from top to bottom until
tlie death of Unrou Wllhelm Roth
schild in 1001. Then It stood empty,
was used during the war for chari
table purposes and two years ago was
presented to the city by Bnroness
Mathilde, Wilhelm's widow, the last of
the Frankfort Rothschilds.
"The room occupied by the heads of
the firm and the manager remains Just
as It was. At the window two beau
tiful writing desks, opposite to each
other, for the all-powerful ones them
selves, but separated by green
screens! For the last two Frankfort
Rothschilds, Enron Wllhelm and his
brother, Mayer Karl, could not see
each other in a figurative sense, and
didn't care to do so In reality. "
"Near by was the conference room,
somewhat more elegant. In a comer
is the safe. It Is not a piece of ar
mored steel, but a decorative bit of
Iron furniture, so pleasingly shaped,
with "Its plainly done iron bands and
nails and stamps, us to make the ugli
ness and shapelcssness of its descend
ants In the wide world doubly annoy
ing. And this safe holds a secret. Jt
cannot he opened! The magic word
that sets the combination of eight let
ters that . decorate the keyhole has
been lost." . k
Blunders in the Bible
There are two grammatical errors
in the Bible: "Whom do men say that
I am?" (Mark 8:27), and "A fool's
wrath Is heavier than them both"
(Prov. 27:3). .Of misprints, the Rible
hns hnd plenty ; and some of them
give their names to highly prized edi
tionsthe Vinegar Bible, the Wicked
Bible, the Whig Bible ("blessed are
the place-makers") and the rest.;' and
one or two have been found even In
the modern authorized version. We
all know, too. the fundamental pun
of the Bible "Tu es Petrus." I do
not think the Bible contains any spilt
Infinitive; but there Is an unblushing
bull In "Isaiah": "Then the angel of
the Lord went forth and smote In the
camp of the Assyrians a hundred and
four score and five thousand; nnd
when they arose early In the morn
ing, behold, ' they were all dead
corpses." 37 :3C. Prof. W. L. Thelps
In Scrlbner's.
Facts About Mistletoe
In Its article on mistletoe the latest
edition of the Encyclopedia Britannlca
says : "The mistletoe Is , parasitic,
both on deciduous and evergreen trees
and shrubs. In England It is most
abundant on the apple tree, but rare
ly found on the oak. The sowing i
effected by the birds wiping their
beaks, to which the seeds adhere,
against the bark of the trees on which
they have alighted. 'The mistletoe, so
extensively used in England at Christ
mas, is largely derived from the apple
orchards of Normandy; a quantity Is
also sent from the apple orchards of
Herefordshire."
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The naming of a poet laureate is an
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Thought and Action.
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Among the "bushmen" of Africa
there are no wedding ceremonies. The
men make the clothes and the women
build the huts. The moon Is an object
of worship with them. '
Liked the Number 13.
Living in a house numbered 13, a
London miss had 13 children attend ?-
her at her wedding on October 13, and
the reception was held at 13 Mansfield f
street. ' i
Famous Lion.
The Lion of Lucerne, work of Thor- i
waldsen, was executed In 1S21 in mem-.
ory of 20 officers and 760 soldiers of I,
the Swiss guards, who fell defending :
the-Tuileries on August 10, 17S2.
Tripolitan Bride Marked.
In Tripoli, when a girl marries, her
husband brands her, as a sign of
ownership, with a cut on the nose or
a figure burned Into her cheek or fore
head. . ' "
Debt Adjustment Final.
Washington, D. C The American
debt commission considers the British
debt-refunding settlement as closed.
It is believed unlikely that any
move will be made by the British gov
ernment looking to a revision of those
terms, even should another nation be
granted more liberal treatment in a
debt settlement.
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