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THE MONMOUTH HERALD, MONMOUTH. OREGON FRIDAY. JANUARY 2, 1926
For More Than
Thirty Five Years
This bank has been identified
with the financial progress of
Polk County. It is a safe bank
in which to put your Faith,
your Funds and your Future.
First National Bank
Established 1889
MONMOUTH, OREGON
Dy Arlhur Brisbane
QUEER DANGEROUS DAYS.
ABOVE THE BANDITS.
CHEAPER SUGAR, PLEASE.
WORTH TEN MILLION.
Guaranteed work, Cleaning, Pressing
Men's Suits, Overcoats, Sweaters
Ladies' Suits, Dresses, Sweaters
Give me an order and be convinced.
T. J. WEDEKIND Monmouth Ore
School Supplies
Candy and Fresh Fruit
Holsum bread
P. H. JOHNSON
Groceries & Provisions
Good Goods and Fair Treatment
C. C. Mulkey & Son
V.'o live in queer, daKrous
days. In Soaltlo the Government
wants to dismnntel nn innocent
locking broucimsting Btation.
Every evening a lady, wife of the
proprietor, sent through the air a
beautiful bed-time story. What
could be purer, more innocent T
The Government says MANY
thing's could be more innocent, for
the bed-time story sent out cop.
tained code information for boot
leggers. That's queer.
Every week a firm on Long
Island sends a $5,000 payroll to
New Jersey by flying machine.
The idea is to keep above the
bandits. In due time bandits also
will get flying machines, just as
they got high-powered automo
biles. President Coolidge is consider
ing the tariff on sugar. That
tariff, so high, is a hardship on
our friends in Cuba. Cuba com
plains that it is higher than it
need be to give profit to sugar
growers in the United States.
Sugar is necessary to the
health and growth of children,
necessary, also, by the way, to
those that obey the Constitution
and do their distilling inside of
their own bodies.
The President undouDteaiy won
Att tha suear Question havin
In mind the needs of millions
American mothers.
This story comes from Ann Ar
bor concerning the magnificent
University of Michigan. Twenty
voArs Bern a mining property at
Ligoma, Ontaria, was deeded to
the university. The giving of the
mine was then looked upon aa a
joke; it hadn't any value.
But the Board of Regents of
the university will soon give de
tails of the discovery that the
mine is worth ten million dollars.
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The Purity of Milk
cannot be determined by taste or appearance. The U. S.
government says: "Clean milk is milk of good flavor
from healthy cows, that is free from dirt and contains
only a small number of bacteria, none of which are harm
ful. Bacteria are tiny, single celled plants, invisible to the
naked eye. So far as possible they should be kept out of
milk. Bacteria dangerous to human health may come
from unhealthy cows and milkers, contaminated water
supplies, flies or filth.
"Great numbers of bacteria may be introduced into milk
from the body of the cow and from unsteralized utensils."
DON'T TAKE THESE CHANCES. Buy Inspected Milk.
Commencing December 1st the following prices will pre
vailQuarts, lie; 9 tickets for $1.00. Per month $3.30.
3 quarts or more delivered to same place 10c per quart.
Pints 6c, 18 tickets for $1.00. Per month $1.G5
Per gallon, 35c; 5 gallon or over 30c.
We produce all the milk we sell.
YOUNG BROTHERS DAIRY
That will do two things. It will
put the ten million dollars, through
the uuweisity, into the building
of better brains. A good use for
the money.
It will give sharks that live on
fools a text to use in the selling
of worthless mining stock.
Edison has his mind on flying.
May it be many years before he
starts his great flight
The helicopter will let men nse
straight up from the earth. Eaglea
can't do that.
We shall fly at speed un
dreamed of now and the flying
machine will revolutonlxe civili
zation. All that he says is true and
much more. But the revolution In
civilization will come fh men's
Ki-nins nnrl rnme slowly. It Won t
come through machinery, although
that wiil help.
Men invented machines, that
ought to have freed the slaves.
But they fastened wage slaves to
the machines. They invented fly
ing machines, and their first real
use was dropping T. N. T. and
poison gas on other white men and '
on savages.
Science moves swiftly, the brain
moves slowly, and civilization
moves slowly with it.
Dr. D. E. Gerin, of France, on
his way to America, should have
as warm a welcome as we usually
reserve for princes and others that
never did a day's work. ,
Dr. Gerln comes to demonstrate
a new method of treating pneu
monia, before the members of the
New York State Physicians' Or
ganization. With this new method,
six hundred cases of pneumonia
were treated, without one death.
Dr. Gcrin also treats pernicious
anaemia without blood transfu
sion. ,
May wheat has passed $1.64. It
will sell higher. Farmers are
rushing their grain to market
now, feeling that these prices will
do. You will remember that this
column predicted $1.50 wheat
when the price was below $1.20.
Unfortunately, gamblers have
probably made more than farmers,
although the farmers, for whom
this is written, have also profited
those that held their wheat.
A first-class gross business of
six thousand million dollars a year
for the big first-class railroads
ntitrht to make some profits possi
ble, with reasonable economy and
modern methods.
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Uncle JaHn
THOUGH it's calledUieold
old story" it is ever, ever new,
from the embers of Redemp
tion's blessed past; over nine
teen hundred Christmases have
voiced allegiance true each
Christmas morn more hallowed
than the last. We celebrate this
birthday with the anthem and
the feaBt, for the shepherds
must be diligent as when they
saw "the bright an mornln
star" a-blazinr in the east, an'
heard the strains of "Peace,
(bftd-will to Men." We conleja-
Piste" fnVfabnr im.,r...r
with blessin'a rare, provided by
.Fous Master-hand, while
faith endowt ability to foel His
presence there. !t' f.itK
all His children understand. Ltt
ouuDia an- roars assail us bv
whatever law they mny we'll
treat 'era with the dignity of
corn and pray divine forgive
ness op this blessed Christmas
4y. from evil thoughts to
which all flesh U hum
fiv w strength and meekness,
In the Journey as we run, for
Thou hast conquered death, that
we may live. Go with us through
the shadders till the Bpell of
life Is done, rememberin to
forgive as we forgive.
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PUT GOOD IAEV1 WTO
l'LENTY OF DRY WOOD
We have an arrangement
by which we get 2 carload,
weekly, of
Planer Mill-end Wood
. . . tit
from Valsetz, which wm
supply all demands. This
wood is drv and - in stove
lewrtha, ready to hum. tan
at office with r . K. SUeen or
phono.
Monmouth Wood Company
Pollan Brothers, Props
Come In and see our new cut kIhhs.
Have some put away for Christmas
Now Is the time to buy at the Variety
Store.
tils suppressed desires.-
"See," he suld, "I've got a gun and
everything." James displayed a re
volver, which he had concealed by
the novel means of hanging It down
his buck with a strap. Then he pro
duced his clippings.
"It's easy," he boasted. "See all
these Jobs. I wus In on all of 'em."
, The stronger appeared properly
Impressed.
'Tell vou what," suld James, "yon
eome hack nt 11:30 mid we'll pull
something."
The stranger kept his promise, but
with him came I'olleeinitn McNnniura
of the Degpliilnes street station. JHines
today Is In a cell.
MiiHf kid" the notice say. -who
thinks he's a hnrd egg."
, YOUTH TIPS "CRIME
CAREEli"; IS JAILED
Budding Holdup It Alto
gether Too Trutt'.A.
Chicago. Yo hum I An enterprising
young holuup man simply aoesn i
know whom to trust these days.
Tuke the case of Juiues Allen.
James resides at 507 West Madi
son street und Is twenty-one. Juiues
Is ambitious. He rends the crime
news and even keeps a scrap book.
Some day, he hopes to see his own
lurid exploits recorded In type.
James, however, Is a trusting soul.
withal. Hud he not been, he doubt
less would have thought twice before
he strolled up to an unknown yogng
man of about his own age nt the cor
ner of Madison and Jefferson streets
the other night und begun to unburden
Fi$h Flout for Stock
Franee's fish flour, a product of re
cent origin, mixed with feed for am
nmls. Is said to Increuse the flow of
milk and the laying of eggs. The pres
ent annual output of this product ex
ceeds WX) tons. It la used m all the
agricultural parts of France and Is ei
ported to Switzerland, Sputa, Ituly and
Germany. "
This Industry originated In La Ro
chelle. Heretofore the non-edlble fish
found In the nets of the trawlers were
thrown Into the sen, but now they are
brought to port as muterlul for the
fish flour plant The fish flour Is very
rich In proteins and phnsphntes. It Is
mixed with feed for. poultry, rabbits,
dogs, sheep, cuttle und hogs.
Arc You All Run Down
Many
Monmouth
Felt That
Folks
Way
Have
Feel out of lofts?
Tired, achy! bide, irritable?
Hack lame and stilT?
It mav be the story of weak kid
neys.
Of toxic poisons circulating about
Upsetting blood and nerves.
There's a way to feel right again.
Ileln vour weakened kidneys with
Doan's Pills a stimulunt diuretic.
Doans are recommended by many
P' rple of this locality.
Mrs. W. A. Eastburn, 540 E. Sixth
St.. ..!...ny. Ore., says: "Doan's Pills
will do all that is cluimed for them
My kidneys were weak and I had se
vcre backaches and felt dull and run
down. Headaches annoyed me a lot
and my kidneys didn't act right. I
used Doan's Pills and they soon rid
me of the trouble and my kidneys act
ed regularly."
Price 00c at all dealers. Don't sim
ply ask for a kidney remedy get
Doan's Pillsthe same that Mrs.
Eastburn had. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y,
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Cameras and
Films
Developing
In at 6
Out at 12
Perkins Pharmacy
If we htven't got It
we'll get It. Ask ui.
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$ ALL KINDS OF
Fresh Mea t
ilSO
jij Green and Ripe Olives
Pickles, Sardines
Wienies, Dried Beef
Canned Meats
x MONMOUTH MARKETS
Fred Hill, Prop.
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BUILDING TILE
Made in Monmouth
make the best and most
economical building mater-
al you can buy. In long
wear and low cost of upkeep
there is nothing that will
compare with tile or brick.
The appearance of such a
house is always attractive
and it holds its selling value
better than a frame house.
Drain Tile in all Sizes.
Ask us about them.
Central Clay Products Co.
Spend Your Money
with your home merchant!.
They help pay th taxes,
keep up the schools, build
roads, and make this com
munity worth while. Yoo
will find the advertising of
the best ones in this paper.
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IN OUR
TOWN
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Is A Oil
Literal!.
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McCullcuffh
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