TH E MONMOUTH H ERALD , MONMOUTH, OREGON
Blown about by smile or frown.
Is she seen at Normal ?
Leaves Stirred by O. N. S. Breeze
V FACULTY M AN SAW
,
M U C H OF T H E W O R L D Small
Tall and thin, a catty eye.
Our Leader
Hair, a wad done tight Oh high,
and sleml-r, slightly gray,
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A noble face a kindly w ay;
Dress, a shapeless piece o f cloth
But Rejoices Because Explorer to - Friendly eyes o f grayish blue
I Perfumed with a ball o f moth;
lumbus H a » Not Ship*recked
Voice that thrills you thru and thru;
! Lecturing on woman's rights;
. . . I A splendid mind, a gifted blow,
Horror-struck 'bout late kept nights;
Did you ever meot a man on this
W oild o f knowledge to endow;
[ Scares the other sex away,
campus who carried the air of a man
Sense o f Humor, ever great.
Moans her loan path every day.
o f experience?
You know him yet
Never piiggish, yet sedu’ ' ;
you don’t. A man who has seen more
Is she seen at Normal ?
Heart in sympathy with all.
o f the world than most individuals,
Prompt to answer duty’s call.
bhoitaand fat, a double chin,
not being confined to the routine of
Wonderfully fine and ever just,
Trying always to look thin,
college circles all his life, but having
Worthy of our utmost trust.
Learned as a Ph. D-,
served his country during war and
t-pecs to give her dignity,
having traveled in Europe and the
Shiny nose and squinty eyes,
Near East countries.
Mr. Bowling W E E K E N D P A R T IE S
makes this impression upon those
P R O V E D E L IG H T F U L Square-toed shoes o f questioned size;
Day by day her temper grows,
who come in contact with him.
Be­
ing an exceptional student, what we Juniors Much Praised For Decora­ Start her once— away, she goes.
call scholar, he was admitted to the
tions and Arrangements
Is she seen at Normal?
Kappa Delta Pi with an average
O. N. S. has played host to a | Medium size and always gay,
grade fo r five years college work of
> Often has a lot to say;
1)6 per cent.
He has a B. S. degree good many people a good many times,
Loves to argue in the class,
but
probably
the
most
successful
from Texas State Normal College,
A. B. degree from Western State and the most enjoyable was the re­ Helps the time to quickly pass.
College o f Colorado, and a B. P. A. ception tendered the guests from Usual type. He has his share
degree from Pen and A rt Depart­ outside schools and its own faculty O f pretty girls and ladies fair
ment East Texas Normal College.
and students by the Oregon Norma! Who swing the light fantastic toe
Being a true American he gave his School on the evening o f November At social hour where all may go.
services to the country in time of
Is lie seen at Normal?
17 . The program o f the evening
war.
On being asked about his
By Ruth Rosenbery
consisted of a delightful dancing par­
record during the war Mr. Bowling
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ty in the Gymnasium and a clevei
said, “ I served the American Republic
FIR S T B A S K E T B A L L G AM E
fo :J » short while in a very humble play party in the Administi ation
way through its national army in building.
On Wednesday, November 21, will
The Juniors deserve a good deal of be the first basketball game o f the
^Eis country auu in France.
Had
the pleasure of being an eye witness credit for the success o f their party, series to be played between the Jun
to a few o f the lesser campaigns also for the attractive decoration of i ior and Senior women.
W e are
such as St. Mihiel, Meuse-Argonne both buildings.
looking for some real competition as
and others.
In order to become
Miss Taylor also deserves special both teams have been practicing for
more fam iliar with American military credit for the excellent music fur­ several weeks.
The series consists
tactics and to inform myself with nished by the orchestra, as she secur­ o f five games.
Those playing will
first hand knowledge 1 accepted ed the orchestra for the dance. Many receive a letter.
The dope favors
very gratefully the opportunity ( ! ?
the Seniors, who have two members
guests as well as the students were
f $ ? ) to go over the top seven
on the squad who won their letter
heard praising the good music.
times. Other than thr- my services
last year.
But the Juniors claim
An enjoyable time was reported
that the dope is due for an upset.
were not very noteworthy.”
by all present.
Besides his war experiences Mr.
It is hoped that a large number of
Bowling has traveled rather exten­
roofers will turn out to cheer their
A Social Hour Orchestra team on to victory. So take heed
sively in Western Europe and some
The students who were in Mon­ ye Juniors and Seniors at four o’clock
of the Near East countries.
In "is-
iting these different countries, Mr. mouth duiing the week end attended Wednesday.— Be there!
Bowling made a study o f their school social hour Saturday, November 10,
systems.
On being asked the im­ in the evening from 7:30 to 0:30 in
Alumni Visitors
pression o f his travels he answered, the gymnasium. The really excel­
One o f the former students visit­
‘‘ I saw enough of those countries to lent music was provided by Miss
ing the campus Saturday was Ralph
learn something of the people and Hickethier, pianist. Miss Williamson,
Swett, who registered here at the be­
saxaphonist,
and
Donald
Skeen,
the organization of their school sys­
ginning of the fall term and is now-
tems.
I saw most o f all broken drummer. There was a Paul Jones
teaching at the Oregon
Military
in
which
most
of
the
students
partic­
ambitions and decaying civilizations.
j Academy, near
Hillsboro.
While
A fter it was all over; after I saw ipated with imrdense enjoyment.
! here he held down the center posi­
Saturday
was
the
first
attempt
what Europe was not I was glad in
tion on the football team, which is at
my soul that Columbus was not at the formation of an orchestra for
Besides
social hour.
The orchestra was u present occupied by Price.
shipwrecked.
teaching the boys their abe's and
pronounced
success
and
we
hope
it
We can consider such a man as
two plus two equals four, he is put­
this on our faculty as a real asiet to will continue.
ting into practice what he learned
the school.
Through his past exper­
from Coach Zeller about football.
T
yp
es
ience he is able to understand what
the great cause of trouble and dis- Stepping lightly down the aisle,
Broad casting course» at Spring-
content is, and will help prepare hi//Dressed up in the latest style,
field by arrangement vi'.h university
^students to meet situations in a more Painted cheeks and powdered nose,
extension in Massachusetts, is possi-
fit way.
French-heeled shoes with pointed toes,
; bly the first step toward a radio col­
The Y ale N a va to tea rtJcat col- Brain aa light aa thinnest air.
li ge whose students will take notes
lege daily.
The New Haven public«- Covered o’er with chic bobbed hair, in their own homes on lectures given
tion was founded on Januaiy 28, 1878.' Fo m as slight as thistle down.
| miles away.
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RICHARD LLOYD JONES/J*
SAYS
| Don’t Be a Knocker
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^^W M ^H i^U iist the thcniKlitle-s to "knock" the thoughtful. No good
work Is safe from misconstruction. E 'ery saint has had his defamer.
That which made him a saint was the power to rise above the untruths
hurled at him by those who could not themselves create truths.
The negative fortes in this world always oppose the positive forcee;
but In the whirl of new events and the fresh tomorrows, the world, in
Us desire to honor those who push good forward, is glud to forget those
who pull backward.
Thyse who follow the lines of least resístame, who glide away from
the difficulties of life, who seek only personal ease and comfort, are
always quick to condemn those who labor for a common good and for
the comfort and the liberties of the many.
The man who lack« an accurate eye and a steady aim ran make a
loud noise with blank cartridges but he makes a »»oor soldier. Those
who produce nothing attempt to Justify their own inertia by criticising
those who do produce something.
WI k ' ii criticism Is observation, it is constructive; when it Is Jealousy,
It Is destructive. The one seeks to correct; the other to contemptuously
destroy. Criticism becomes noble vvheu it stsks not to antagonize but
to foster a good work.
Truth at all times is service When criticism attempts to rectify
error. Improve Judgment and refine public tn«ie it l ee' .ues a public
benefaction. Criticism becomes strong«-» when it exhibits the weak­
ness of a thing only to suggest something le'ti-r.
The «riticlsin that counts is the criticism that builds ami encourages
good efiTdbt. The criticism of those who can do the thing criticise«! less
well or not at all has little weight ami Is soon forgotten.
The critic suggests something lit t e r ; it Is the -knocker” "h o con-
devmis am! «(Tors nothin* in return.
Kvcry conqueror must some time meet Ms master. That H tLe law
of proKriss, uiid his master will he the critic who can il" 1 ter,
Copyright, 102?. by Richard Lloyd Jonea
I've loaned a dime, full many a time,
and I've frequently had 'em stolen . . .
but I've never quit, and I'll do my bit, to
keep the ball a-rollin'. . . . I shove the
coin in the smilin' morn, and I think it's
the proper caper. I couldn't refuse to
read the news, so I buy tha tu 'rir.n' ; * • r
The durndest beat that I ever mc.t—
it really does surprise one— the paper's
late—right up to date, hot this bird never
buys or.e. . . . He snoops the sheet from
sorne!o«ly-s feet, or sponges it from his
neighbor— I'd kick his pants. If I bad the
rbsnc*— but I hate to waste the labor!*
The moral Is. get down to bis, don't
be a tightwad slacker. It’s bad enough
to stall ot * a Mull and he* a ehiw of
tohaeker! I like to lend a hook to a
friend— I t * i cordial an' friendly caper—
bn- I fervently hate the one-eyed skate,
that's too stingy to buy a paper!
A bum bi,
R t iÓ L U e iíí:
^ IW H a tg W R e n
to
Jdy A - T L cm IL u
Any questions on etiquette
scili be gladly anstcered In
this column i f addressed to
A. Leda, care of this news­
paper.
There is more to Etiquette than
Just doing this or that correctly,
llow we eat or how act Is lm|H>r-
t h nt of course, but how we talk is
even more so. People judge us daily
(much more than we realize) by the
language we use.
Whether its
French. English. Spanish or Herman,
It matters not—the grammar must
tie correct, (loud English Is a sigu
of good breeding anil good breeiling
Is what makes a man or woman a
lady or gentleman. What we think
utid what vve say shows what we
are— and our ability to say It.
Here arc a few expression? so
often heard, which quickly reveals
a lack of culture; So many times
vve hear "yell” lust cad of “ yes,-’
•she don't" instead of “ she does
not." 'Between you and I" is of:eu
heard but "between you and ino" Is
correct. When one designates the
sex. use the words man or woman.
I »o not say. “ She Is t very hand­
some lady" or " lie is a flee looking
gentleman." Also when speaking of
one's husband do not refer to him
as Mr. B. In other words, do not
say Mr Brown will join u». Either
say (If siieaking to a personal
friend>, "Jack will Join na," or at
any other time "my bust and will
Join us."
• • •
Deva A L ed * : What should be done
when a young man asks a girl if he
may call on a certain evening and
t! n «! -s not appear? Should she
discontinue their friendship?
A M o u xtiix G um ..
Yes. very- do i.K-dly it 1« a very
rude thing to do and unlesa th«re
is a wrbten or verbal apology wi-hln
t vs - lity four hours afti-rwaida. crus«
this man <-ff from your l!«t of xc-
quaintances liy that I mean, do
not re-ogr.i:* hiu, any more than tf
you had not met fctro. An ititer-
i.
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I
really ha the •
,
H E L P F m h E ¿ L T H H!NT&1
Electric Shock-—A live wire lay-
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1 | s 'ie n t nmv t-e rem o'od
with safety if flipped off wdth a dry
9 ,rd or ** k
the same shock.
Be »’ ire ttw* l» ‘srd
you » I I I rucufva
F R ID A Y . NOVEMBER 23. 19*3
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L U C K A ID S VISITO R S
IN S A T U R D A Y S G A M E
W o o d Sawing { xt cord
H. W . M ORLAN
Hard wood, twice cut,
1 M
X*
N ota ry Public
Accident to Glaser Comes at a Time
Blank Deeds, Mortgag-*-, Etc.
“ 3 times in two $ 1.16
" hen Hopes Were Highest
Fir. t\vi_*e in two 80 c: 3 cuts SI .00
C. A . Sw ope
L*d y Luck showed a decided pref ' Seth Smith, Phone 3205 B. F. Sv\ ope
erence for Gold and Blue rather than
for Cardinal and Gray, because she
gave Pacific all the scoring in Sat­
urday’» football game, which ended
30-0.
Lawyers
210 Oregon Building
B U IL D IN G T ILE
SALE M
OREGON
Made in Monmouth
Associated—Thomas Bio vn
make the best and most
econom ical building m ater­ D R . F. R. B O W E R S O X
ial you can buy.
In long
PU r S I C I A N ü SI R G E O N
w ear and low cost o f upkeep
PH O NE NOS
there is nothing that w ill
o lii) I
33*.«
H O I si
jt o j
com pare w ith tile o r brick.
T h e appearance o f such a
B. F. BUTLER
house is alw ays a ttra ctive
Dentist
and it holds its selling value
P os t o f f i c e b!dg.
b etter than a fra m e house.
Monmouth
O regon
Drain Tile in all Sizes.
A s k us about them.
C entral ( lav Products Co. Efficient Service Courteous Tr«'»t
The dope was in favor o f P. C. as
they held Albany 3-0.
Monmouth
received and on being unable to gain
around end punted.
Pacific soon
punted in return.
This t a w Mon­
mouth hit the line and win. ocott
Glaser and \\ ithrow alternating at
carrying the ball. Norma! made first
down three times.
Pacific held on
heir own 20 yard line and punted
out o f danger.
Just before the
lose o f the quarter P. C.’a fullback
broke through guard and made a
touchdown.
Score 6-0.
This put the Normal on edge and
they started a march for their oppon­
ment
ents goal line which was abruptly
Monmouth
A
Independence
A
ululili-
halted when Sanders, P. C. captain
A. L. K E E N E Y
T1 ME SCHEDULE
intercepted a pass and ran for a
Bus cai t*8
Train leave«
Funeral
D irecto r and L i c i n i e d
touchdown.
Score 12-0.
Monmouth
Train
Independence
Embalm cr
Monmouth again received and in 7.10 A M. To Poi tluinl
7.38
the center of the field made yardage .' U A M. To Portland
10 03
Call« Promptly Answered Day *
10.25
almost at will.
Just before the 9.45 A. M. 1 Corvallis
or Night.
12.13
half ende.l Pacific got the ball and 11.50 A. M. To Corvallis
M
id
i)
P.
Portland
To
3.12
f
Prices
Reasonable
>n a long pass gained the four yard
3.33 ;
2.40 P. M To Corvallis
line.
It took them the four downs
»‘HONES 9821 AND 5*822
5.10 P. M. To Portland
5.38 1
to make those four yards and the 6.45 P. M To Corvallis
7.15
ball was only inches over, but raised Ray n ond K Dc rby. Phone 1501 Prop !
the score to 18-0.
It was some time during this quar­
ter
that the
accident
happened
ft
which really robbed Normal of tht
game.
For it would have been Mon­
mouth game as they kept the ball in
Pacific’s territory
almost all the
time except the three times when
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Pacific broke through for touchdowns
This accident was when Glaser got
hit on the head and from then on he
was “ out on his feet” .
This was
not apparent, except that his playing
was not up to his usual standard.
It was not until the last part of the
final period, when it was necessary
‘ o call time out for him after a hard
tackle, that it was realized that he
was really hurt.
During the third quarter and the
first pait of the fourth neither team
A g e n ts
vas able to gain much yardage. An-
;ell was shifted to half, Withrow to!
tuarter, and Stapleton to fullback |
when Glaser was taken out.
Dur­
ing the last seven minutes Pacific
tubli»h«‘d in Germany.
scored twice.
Once on a long pass
Guarantee« to make this sure *er*
which Angell tried to break up only
placed In the treaty of Versailles and
o find that he had knocked it into
the expectation here is that the na
'he hands of a P. C. tnan, and once on
tlons party to that treaty will en
a long run from the fifteen yard line.
| «I» aver to force provl ions containing
In the line Beck and Price were
s" lh
“ 1,1
" ,,rk of en
the best players for the Normal, Personnel to Ce Increased a nc forem
ent the plentdent believes tht
while a large gentleman, name un­
allied gov rnuients «hould buve the
New Vessels to He
known, stood out prominently for
sympathy of the American people.
Added.
Pacific.
Withrow was the surprise
if the day.
Until the middle of the
week he had played in the line, but
Washington, D. C President Cool New Device Assuma Privacy In Radio.
»n Wednesday Coach Zellers tried ldge has given his approval to troas
Chicago. Privacy In rudio commun­
iim at fullback and in the game he ury plan» for expansion of the coasl ication, by means of a standard land
vas the most consistent ground gain­ guard for prevention of rum «mug line printer tolegiaph machine, was
er we had.
Scott was the best de­ glint; The plans contemplate expend I demonstrated by experts before the
fensive back of the day.
ture of I20.000.00o for new craft an«! annual convention of the Association
of Railway Electric il Engineer».
Sevcial alumni and ex-students of additional personnel.
In
addition
to
the
$20,000,000
luin(
O. N. S. were back on the campus
Saturday to attend the game and sum congress will be asked for ar SHIPS
GUIDED FROM AIR
•lance.
Among these were Leonard , appropriation of $tt,600,000 for pay an«
Kaup, who has been traveling in Can- maintenance of the additional person A d m i r a l C o m m a n d s Ba tt le Fle e t From
It Is proposed to Increase th*
N a v y Seaplane,
ada; Eiise Hinkle; Helen Michaelson, nel
number
of commissioned offlrers fron
San Diego, Cal
For the first tim*
now teaching at Oregon City; A lfred
Grabhorn; Francis Lord, now teach­ 209 to 353. warrant officers from 39t In histtiry, according tu navy officers
ing at Salem; Ralph Swett, who is to 716, and enlisted personnel fron the United States battle fleet was com
11111 nded from an aerial flagship when
coaching football at Hillsboro; Mr. 4051 to 7122.
Out of the $20.000,000, the treasury Admiral Samuel S. Kobiaon flew hi,
N etter; Mr. and Mrs. Moore; W ini­
fred Neilson, now in Portland; Mary plans to pur< hasp 20 cruising cutters four starred flag from a navy seaplane
During a 90 minute flight from San
Bowel sox, who is attending O. A. C.; coating $11,000.000; 200 cabin rrulsln,
motorboats at $7,650.000 and loo smal
Diego
to San Pi'dro, Admiral Robison
and Ruth Kinney who is teaching at
speed boat a at an approximate coat ol was constantly in touch with hla com
Oregon Citv.
$1.000.000. The craft will be one 01 mand by means of the radio equipment
the fastest type known to moderr on the big F-5-L that carried the ad
Jokes
Prof. Dodds— What is ordinarily motor engineers and will be designee mlral and two members of his staff
to stand any kind of weather
Lieutenant M. T. Stanley of the air
used as a conductor of electricity?
Treasury offirials regard the At craft squadrons of the battle fleet
Mable Anderson— Why, er-r-
Dodds— Correct.
Now tell me lantic and gulf coasts as presentins navigat«-«! the seaplane
their most difficult problem In effort,
what is the unit o f electric power?
to stop smuggling and It la assume«!
Mable— The what, sir?
DILL BOOSTER SAYS
Dodds— That will do; very good. that most of the new craft would b*
concentrated on these seaboards.
v\
Now the class will name some o f the
The president Is expected to men
CAMT FvCr-a«£ OUT HOVÜ
lower species o f
animals, starting
tlon the proposed expansion of th<
A KAERCWivklT WHO GETS
with Miss Gunn.
service In his forthcoming message t(
Hl<3 OÄiurvuG D O IS OVJT O?
A t t e m p t e d S u i c i d e of S u n d a y D e n i e d
congress
TO)Wki.AWO Nt>£R ADVCR.-
Lot Angeles.—Police reported Sun
TlS E E , CAkl EXPECT lb HAtfc
day night that George M Sunday j
t h e g o o d w a u . C vuo t h e
prominent realty broker and son ol j
SUPPORT o c THE UOCAU
Billy Sunday, famous evangelist, had
MEUlSPAPER. I „
attempted to take his life early in the
Good to be Sure
Better to be Insured
B eit to be insured in the
H
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F
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Fire Insurance Company
Accident and Indemnity Company
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Chambers & Powell
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COAST GUMS : ANS
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afternoon by Inhaling gas in hi?
father's fashionable Wilshlre district
heme
Members of Sunday's family
later depied that the son of the evange
list bad attempted to take bis life.
A laskan s
Make
D ivision
Move.
Juneau. Alaska -Committees to pre
pare a memorial to congress, to as
•embie data supporting the memorial
and to draft an organic act were creat
ed by a ctAi vent Ion representing tb*
panhandle of Alaska assembled here
to take the first step toward stata
hood for Southeastern Alaska.
Bulging Pocket May Bring Arrest.
New Orleans. La.—O D Jackson
federal pr«jklbltlon enforcement agent
(or Louisiana^ ordered bis men to ar
rest in/ person with a suspicious
bulge la their pockets or who carry s
j us p i clous package.
U. S. IS OPPOSED
TO HOHENZOLLERNS
Washington, D. C. — The Unite«!
States always has favored a repub
lican form of government everywher,
in the world. It was stated on behall
of President Coolidge in answer U
criticism that the recent announce
ment from the White House that thl,
government would not protest against
1 return of the kaiser or crown prlac,
1 to Germany, gave comfort and support
< to German monarchists.
With respect to the return of t h « .
German Crown Prince to Germany and
reporta of a prospective return of th«
former emperor. It was said that Mr I
C oolldge considers that one of stb«
things for which the United States
went to war was to drive the Hohen j
sollerns from the throne and prevent
such autocratic rule as had been es I
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