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P O R T I A A N H 1 L -i/ A ilJ L / K J I\ FOR • T y o u r produce Port und. OrMMi V A U D E V IL L E P H O T O P L A T S C om plete Change Saturday. Adults. Week day Matinee, 2 0 «; Evening«. 80c. Continu oua 1 to 11 p. m Children 10 cents all tim es 1 d j f c l U l M f Ar tAHNlLL^^L t: OFFERS A M ARK ET IN F O R M A T IO N { Established ls95) W ebber Academy o f Music H 1 A. Webber. Principal. I SI Fourth S t , Portland. Oregon. Violin, Piano, Banjo, Saxaph^ne Phone l l A i n 6080 Shipherd’s Mineral Springs H A R O L D B A IN , M a n a ger C a rs o n , W a s h in g t o n Art Ideal W i n t e r R es or t . S p ecia l W i n t e r Rat es . R o u te s — S. P & S L o c a l fr o m P o rtla n d to C a r son, W a s h . B y A u t o to C a s c a d e L o c k s v ia C o - lu m ld a H ifh grm y . B y A u t o \ la th e N o r th B an k H ig h w a y . H o t e l— A m e r ic a n P la n , M o d ern H o t e l A c c o m m o d a tio n s . B a th s— H o t M in e r a l B a th s : C u r e fo r R h e u m a tis m , L iv e r , K id n e y and S to m a c h T r o u b le s : S k in D ise a s es . H u n tin g and F is h in g . . DEPARTMENT P L E A T IN G S P E C IA L Cut. scan , hem and oiachius OR 00 ■ lie in ttit' hing. r im tin g and tucking E A S T E R N N O V E L T Y M F O CO. Portland. Or*. A T T E N T IO N L A D IE S Sanitary Beauty P a rlo rs — W e fix you up, we make ail kinds of H air G oo^ i o f your combings. Join our Soh »ol of Bi-auty Culture. 400 to 414 Dekum B id *,. Phone B roadw ay *•002. Portland. Oregon. B R A Z IN G . W E L D IN G ft C U T T IN O • C U T F L O W E R S 4 F L O R A L D E S IG N S ' Clarke Bros.. Florists. 267 M orrison 8 i FARM FOR R E N T — N e a r B e a v e rto n , o r e . 210 a c r e s fa r m , J a ll le v e l, ric h soil. 160 a c r e s u n d e r p lo w , j 5u a c r e s in m e a d o w , g o o d h o u s e s a n d b a m s , g o o d ro a d s, ca sh ie n V S tr o n g A M a cN a u g h to rx , 701 C o r b e tt B u ild in g , M a in 0815. ____ m GLASSES WILL SAVE YOt'K EYES Expert fittin g at lowest prices. A ll styles o f Glasses. Lenses duplicated CASH FOR CREAM MUTUAL CREAMERY Page & Son Dr. A . E. H urw itz. 223 First St.. Portland. Ore. Portland. W rite us fo r prices and market conditions on Veal, Hogs, Poultry. Fruits, Potatoes, Onions, etc. Forty Year* in the Same Location. Portland. Oregon E x p e r t e x a m in a tio n fr e e — A ll w o r k g u a r a n te e d S e n s ib le p ric es. W e s p e c ia liz e In C o m p le te O v e r h a u lin g a n d C y lin d e r (¿ r in d in g A n d e r s o n &. M a y e r G a r a g e and M a c h i n e S h o p J u st o f f W a s h in g t o n St., 46-88 N . lo th , P o r t la n d Real Frankl i n SERVICE H n fp l P a r ltr m 1 1 l7 L L 1 CO.. M o s t H o m e lik e H o te l in P o rtla n d V ^ C t llL O ll 4th and Washington Popular /opula Kate* Fire Froof Building Victor Brandt. Prop. Harry Fletcher. Mgr. fr e e on Request R e q u es t--A Sent Free - A bar hardy illustrated Recipe \ Plaining more than ¿0 ) t different ways o f pre- r-fr =— \ *aring delicious, inexpensive I rn macaroni dishea. M A C A R O N I CO. a * P O R T L K -S C A K P E L L I 8 .M' Kenton Station. . Porti; Portland. Oregon. P a ten t A tto rney Nn> Protect that Id«*a with a U nited States Patent- Others hare made fortunes out o f Patents W h y not you I Thomas Bilyeu, 202 Stevens B ldg , Portland. Ore. ___________ _____ PE RSO NAL M arry i f L o n e ly ; moat successful " H o m s M a k er” ; hundreds rich ; co n fid en tial; r e li a b le; years experien ce; descriptions free, “ Th e Successful Club,” Mrs. Nash, B os 658, O aklard. C alifornia. ___________ _ MOLER BARBER COLLEGE T e a c h e s t ra d e in # w e e k s S o m e p a y w h ile le a rn in g . P o s it io n s secu red . W r i t e fo r c a ta lo g u e . 234 B u rn s id e s tr e e t, P o r t la n d, O reg o n . Planting Time! Order First (Hass Sbx-k FRl'IT, NUT. ORNAMENTAL T.1EES •ml PLANTS From Salem Nursery Comy ny 428 Oregon Bldg.. S A L E M . O R E L ouod Job With Steady Work Paper making offers a good opportunity to strong, intelligent, sober men between the ages of 21 and 50— sure pay and steady work. Meals 05c each. Plenty to eat and excellent cooking. Company hotel. Supply beds 25c, 30c and 40c. Free hot and cold baths— tubs and showers. Worthy, faithful employees have good chance for advancement. Positions given free on application— you pay no fee for your job. Employment Office at Camas, Washington and 209 Commonwealth Bldg., P o rt land, Oregon. Crown Willamette Paper Co. A Salesmen Needed Can Assign to Good Territory. GLASSES That Fit— Noru 'Tetter CHARGES REAS SABLE Dr. Harry B. own 149 Third Si PO R TL A N D . GOING TO IRK C O N BUI CD? | W e have hundreds* o f plans at f 10.00a» I up. Send ' us a sketch o f the home you want and * j w ill sub mit similar specimen plans. No oblig » <»n except to return plans if not suitable. O M IKBR3 IV signing and D rafting. 611-12 Couch Building, Portland, Oregon. REPAIR PARTS N ew and used for all makes autos and trucks. | Mail orders filled. P O R T L A N D A U T O W R E C K IN G CO.. 531 A lder street, Portland. Ore. Hr 5241 TR A D E MARK Send fo r our ^ V V - R - F A il ^ “ improved " 1 »iSTON R»?*CG - a 1 - u c c n s c d uNoen p a t n « 9 0 ft5 7 O 1000 mile* to a gallon o f oil and perfect com- pression > uarant*H*d or yot r money refunded plus 12.00 per cylinder. The only rings with a real guarantee. Free Catalogue Fall and W inter 1923-24 USED FORDS I t w ill s a v e you m o n e y w h e n you w a n t S h e e p lin e d C o a ts . L e a t h e r C o a ts , L e a t h e r V e s ts , M a c k in a w s , S o lid L e a . G u a r a n te e d S h oes, A ll L e a t h e r L e g g in g s . A r m y an d C o m m e r c ia l W o o l U n d e rw ea r. A ll- W o o l Sox. R u bb er B o o ts, and ^ n u l n e n p A rm y B la n k e ts S a ^ f a c t i o n G u a r a n te e d o r M o n e y R e fu n d e d . A complete stock o f all models Coupes. Sedans. Tourings. Roadsters. Prices, $H6.00 and up. I f you w ant junk, don't come; if you w ent a good car. w e have it. Kasy Terms. F A K N H A M A W IL L IA M S . (In c.) 2* N . Uth. Ret. Hurnaide A Couch at. Portland. Oregon. Rdy $214 * * f l n n •ul » I . N r N» a >r»> » 4 s t o l r c THE LUCKEY HUCHSON CO.. Inc. THIRD ST-COO «T A * * Piston Ring Headquarters*. 464 Burnside Street. Portland, Ore In P o r t la n d s to p a t th e E V A N G. H O U SEM AN PALACE HOTEL Osteopathic Physician. 446 W a s h in g t o n S t., co r. 12th N e w M a n a g e m e n t — A u g K r a ta , M g r . S t r ic t l y fir s t c la s s anti Tire p ro o f. In th e s h o p p in g an d th e a tr e d is tr ic t. K a te s , S in g le , w ith o u t ba th . $1 50 u p; w ith b a th $2.0« u p; D ou b le, w ith o u t buth, $2.00 u p ; w ith h a th $2 50 up S p e c ia l w e e k ly ra tes . Electronic Method of ABRAMS Phone Main 2963. 393' „• Yamhill at Tenth. Portland, Ore W e Specialize in K i r , Pel's. Woo', Motair. Tallcw Cascara. Ore?i n G ape Roo*. Go«I A ns. Horse Hair W rite fo r Shipping Tags & latent Price List P o rtland H id e a W ool C o . 104 UNION IvrNl'K N04TN S9NTUN0 ORiMN. Branch at Pocatello. Idaho * VO' MW- Doors and Windows , Hot-bed ae*h, moulding*, cupboard door,, flour bin*, sash fo r sleeping porches, millwork. glass, roofing. See our odd stocks o f sash and doors for prices. D. B. S C U L L Y & CO., Downtown I.umher Store. 171 Front street, be. tween Morrison and Yam hill. Mam 4213 Man's Restricted Vision. Man's point of view is too restricted, his judgment too uncertain, to enable him to pronounce wisely upon the bearing and value of providential events. He should bow to superior wisdom- rather than rebel. Time's Changes. Some of the earliest of the fresh vegetables that reach snowbound American markets come from the Isle of Pines, 'which was once notorious as a rendezvous for Caribbean pirates. Oysters Are Changeable. It is known that each individual oyster changes its sex at different pe riods. but the authorities do not yet agree as to the sex with which the oyster starts its life. OUR CH O O SE V O I R S T L D Y Cost tfi Feed Mongrels. It dues not com any more to ft*rx| pure brpfls than it tloca (lie mongrel a r e g u a r a n te e d f o r 90 d a y s. „ l3Ü5ÏnESj i or mixed type. In the ease o f the P a r t s a n d s e r v ic e fo r a ll m odels. A positton fo r each graduate. W rite us today. D e n b y Mot or T r u c k Corp. mongrels there is no uniformity In A lisky building. I nit,and. Oregon. Factory Branch 10th and Davis Portland, Ore | size, shape or color of the eggs anil they will ne\er bring a premium fur BUY THE BIST HORSE COLUR MADE I hatching purposes, as do the eggs ot A ll lo n g r y e s t r a w s t u ffe d In s is t on h a v in g th e c o lla r I pure brews. Rebuilt Denby Trucks D HIGH QUOTATIONS MISLEADING w ith th e " F l a h " L a b e l. I f 18c trimmed by a enmm ssion makes the pric* y o t y d e a le r d o es n o t h a n d le lower than our net price*. t h is b ra n d c o lla r , w r it e to us B nng or ship us your poultry and **■« the differ eftce. d ir e c t. P. S H A R K E Y A S O N 53 U n io n A v ., P o r t la n d . O re. R U B Y & C O ., 215 FRONT ST. COR. SALMON, r "L IT E -F O O r P ow d ered DANCE FLOOR WAX <r m *4ti»r r.ewckrootc r s u m four Rile* ■ » ? k* 1 S M W * n t f* ,* i* warty esse fie ayer ■tat mrtwf « M-* SIM 1C04T F04 UV F u n K 3 I CHAS J. D E A N . M .D 2Nh ENI) MORRISON PORHANO.OREGON art TOOT V »v in ■ANCE ri MR W a X G ires «month O liding fir ish to bard >r eoft-w oo NO ACID. C R E A S E OR IN ST. Y ou r druggist has it. Tf not. send us stampe, 7$e fo r one-pound package C LAR KE . W OODW ARD D R IG CO. Portland. Oregon. First Baby Carriage Made for Duke in 1780 w Winning the Widow Mash for Young Ducks. Young ducks should lie fed n ma-h without the graiu ration until they »re well matured. An important part of the ration Is a good grit. Not Cleanest Man. I f yon g i Into s man s cow stable and And everything in a filthy condi tion ymi are safe to make-the guess that the fe'lowr himself 1» not the cleanest mss In tLe world. Planning Dairy Barn. Forget that you need exercise when ! planning the dairy farm. Cut out every step you <t>n. Tractor and Work. . Take care of the tractor and the : tractor will take care o f the work. Drown* in Goldfish Bowl. Lod'i ' * Hi ffer. "n<-) ■ »fi eld son of Jacob llnffer. wealthy vine, yardfst o f this city, drowned in a goldfish bowl in hi» home here. The child's mother found him head first In the bowl, which contained about four Inches of water. London.— The first baby carriage | and that about W.000 are discarded was built In 1T**0 f t h e Infant daugh every year. ter of the fifth duke of Devonshire, Finds Huge Fir Tree Samuel J Sewell said recently in a lecture before the Society of Arta In Portland, tfre.— In Josepnine coun Teaching Songs of Wild Birds. London. Thla first baby carriage 1« t y . L. E Wilkes, surseyor. came across In one English s c h o o l the children atIH preserved at Chatsworth. Eng- « Douglas fir of Immense proportions. •re taught the songs of the various 8» d It was built by a roachmaker. Measured at breast bright the tree was wild birds by means of phonograph It Is estimated that there are now 38 feet 8 inches In circumference, or record a. 8.0UO.000 baby carriages In England about 12 feet 2 Mlcbes in diameter. i By E V E L Y N B. W H ITM O R E i i * t !. i a a e a a a a s i e a a e a e a i e a a e s e w a • .! < • tkk. ld*d, by MkCtU;« N c w ip t y t r 8>B tltcdl«.j singing gayiy, "kou have me hypno tized, mesmerized, paralyzed.” “ iluh, hope she does paralyze you, ! and quick, too!** glared J< . With w ith I enng scorn, , But the blissful lo\er tripped blithe Take it home to ly on. In the middle of the road he met the town terror wearing au imp the kids. [ ish grin and uu immense peony (as Have a packet in I tened to his coat. “ Hello, ltuh,” liie colonel beamed, your pocket for an “ that's s Smashing button hole bou ever-.eady treat. quet you've got. What'll you take for it— a dime?" f. delicious conlec- “ Sure, hund It over." tioa and an aid to The dime chunged owners and Rub's the teeth, appetite, peony bobbed giddily from the colo digestion. nel's coat lapel. “Now where's he going?” worried | Jed, who had watched the transaction. He knew the colonel needed a guar dian the worst way, hut, “glory he to the love of the United States," who Scaled in its wanted to tackle a Job like that? Purity Package From the Widow Jones' shed door came unmistakable sounds of vigorous scrubbing and the colonel headed that way. If his feet hud been prone to lug, the mllituut “ rub a dub-dub” would have heeu uu added spur. “ Greet C r ie f!“ li ny exclaimed, a* she saw him march bravely up the walk. She sniffed derisively. “ Ail the Hard to Choose Wisdom's Course. common sense these be-creatures own could he packed in a peanut shell and It takes courage to throw one’s self then leave room to spare. What’s he forward, hut no less to hold one's self parading over here wash day for, and back. Sometimes it is more noble to all dolled up with that blazing posy ?" suffer in silence that to act. W ise is She hud an overwhelming desire to call out, “ Hey, i>cony, where you cur the man who knows which course to rying ttie little chap?" but refrained pursue when he must choose.—Grit. und bent chuckling over tier tub. Problem Solved. “ ‘Morning, lliny," chirped the colo nel. “ Thought I’d come over und help | A. J. U. writes: "Your reply to W. —turn the wringer or something.” ' V. solves my problem Ten days ago Suiting the action to the word, he j I made a trip, feeding our eighteen- grasped the handle and turned cncrgct- I months old child kept hot in a vacuum ically while the solemn-fuccd ltlny fed bottle for six hours."— Syracuse I’ ost- clothes to the revolving rollers. They were getting on swimmingly, the colo Stanilnrd. WRIGLEYS “ For twenty years the Witlbw Junes, attenuated of body but delerimucd of luicu, bud lived next door to the colo nel. In fact, only a good-sized yard separated the two places, and after ail this time she had couie to the con clusion that the dapper little bachelor needed someone to look after his mate rial wants besides “ that man Jed," who glowered like a thundercloud whenever she looked in his direction. Furthermore, site decided to uunex him if he were anuexubie. That settled, the widow proceeded to supplement her usual neighborly klnd- uesscs with further expressions of good will. These consisted of appetiz ing dainties that she knew wouldn t full to attract the eye and tempt the palute of uny normal male human. Everything in the line of edibles, from soup to pie, fouuid the trail to the colonel's door. When the “ band outs,’’ us Jed culled them, appeared more and more fre quently, the colonel experienced a vague uneasiness. The climax came one winter morn ing us he w as leaving the house. There in the snow, almost under his win dows, was the gushing announcement. “Oh, the dear colonel! flow 1 love the dear colonel!“ “ Scheming Individual,” muttered the angry little man. “ What’s she after now?" striding wrath fully up the road. That some young torment might be the offender never occurred to him even when, from the tall of his eye, he nel exulted. 11. K. Dick Still, as everyone knows, the course noted a duplicate inscription scrambled across the snowy expanse of Widow of true love never did run smooth, and Jones' frout yard. As Ills resentment the colonel s affair was to be no excep abated, a sensation of fear cutue in tion to the gencrul rule. lie presently Its stead. The widow was tall enough struck a snag in the shape of an ob to look cleur over the top of his head, stinate button thut would not go and who knew what these designing through. Unduunted, he gave a tre females, especially widows, might do? mendous pull to the wringer handle as I ’lctures of bodily kidnaping Hashed lliny pushed from her side, ami over through his brain, and he kept close went bench, tubs and the colonel, the Inside Ids own domicile for the next sudden deluge completely obliterating the little fellow. few weeks. Awestruck by* the catastrophe, the The widow’s reception of the wrath- provoking words was equally uxplos startltnl lliny stood like it graven Im When she became uware of ive, and the colonel's subsequent duck age. ing for cover produced a snort of de strange gurgling sounds coming from beneath tiie biggest tub. she remem rision. If You’re Rundown with “ So the old reprobate thought he bered that her suitor wus hurled some was acting smart, eh?” Her expres where under the debris, und set to Lowered Vitality, Try This: sion and tone registered contempt. work. Portland, Oreg.— " I don't believe “ Suffering Jonah I” spluttered the “ Well, I'll let the little ’frald cat se I would be alive today were it verely alone and Rce what will hap wilted colonel as she fished him out of not for Dr. Pierce's Golden Medi pen. Maybe 'twill start something and $he wreckuge. cal Discovery. Tw o years ago I “ Oh-h-h, Lemuel, dear," quavered maybe ’twon't." disposed of my ranch and came here to be near our children, for She promptly transferred her atten the widow. She wus down on her 1 hail been sick for over a year, not tions and culinary donutions to Crump knees In the swirling flood, pawing able to do anything, and never had ¡Simpkins, who lived down ne t to the over the wet clothes in a frantic effort a moment's freedom from pain. parson. For n while this arrangement to locate the deur Lemuel's lost peony. I had headaches, sharp and shoot In less time thun It tukes to tell it, worked, then the colonel 1» ran to ing pains all thru my body. I thut gentleman had inurshuled his show alarm. The parson was a wid felt miserable and low-spirited for 1 could get nothing to help me. A ower and might be on the lookout for scattered wits. He plunged Ills drip friend said, 'W h y don't you try a wife for all anybody knew. Conse ping self down beside her in the soupy Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis quently, whenever he saw his neigh puddle, and clasping her nook with a covery— it may help you.’ I tried bor leave the house with a suspicious- strangle hold, planted full ou her sur it, and now feel greatly indebted to looking parcel, he got out his Held prised lips a kiss thut he would have my friend for recommending it to termed "smashing." glasses and watched her. Sure enough, me. Three bottles of this wonder If it did not strike forcibly on the ful medicine drove all the aches she turned Into the purson's driveway ears of the watching Jed It was be and pains out of my body and, so every time. far, they hi ve not returned."— H. •'And Ulny's (her name was Ara- cause he had been stricken stone deaf. B. Dick, M ‘) Umatilla Ave. "W ell, I'll be everlustlngly drawn hine) the best cook In this burg,'* be Obtain Dr. Pierce’s Discovery walled. Jealously. “ 'Twua mighty nice and quartered!" Jed exploded. “ 'Veil now in tablets or liquid. Yon will —thnt’s settled ; p'r'ups now I'll have of her to fetch Jed and me those quickly feel the beneficial effect. a little peace." « tasty messes.” iVrite Dr Pierce, President Inva- In the shed the tableau went on. ids' Motel in Buffalo. N. Y , for free Now that it was too late, lie wanted medical advice. Send 10c if you "RIny, will you lie mine?" gasped the what he couldn't have. (Such Is the wish a trial pkg. of the Tablets. perverse nature of the mule of lie spe colonel. Ills mouth full o f so.iosuds. cies). And he not only w m " - I more "I'm famished for some of your w af , Origin of Yard. » of “ those tasty messes," but J , also. fle*." “ Yes. ye*. I’ll marry you tonight If Aa that astute lady had w v sur It Is said that the yard was origi mised, the' way to his heart lay you’ll Just let go my neck. My wind nally defined by royal di-croc as the pipe's almost squashed." through his stomach. length of the arm of King Henry I. The colonel, his eyes flllej with vis When he could stand the stn In no The Itritlsh yard is now the distance longer, he Invented numerous errands ions of smoking waffles, subsided hap ato 62 degrees F , between two lines pily upon the cake of soap that w ould take him over to her house. ¡on a bronze bar kept at the Standards Ills clock was forever gnlnlng time, office, Westminster, London. or losing time, or stopping entirely. STEEL HARD AS ADAMANT Jed, the colonel's man of all work, The English Language. frowned disapprovingly on these mys Wonderful Process of Tempering Said terious proceedings. "What's he larrup The English language is spoken by to Have Been Brought to Perfec ing over there fourteen times a duy tion by Two Americano. 1 more people than any other. The num- for? And there he was yesterday," i her exceeds 150,000,000. Next comes disgustedly, “ climbing that »wiggling Chopping a cold crowbar into German, spoken by 120.000,000; then ladder to fix the water spout. N'posin' chunks with an ax and whittling a that angular widow had given the lad steel rod Into shavings with a pocket- , Russia, by 90,000,00 and then French der a Hip, where'll he landed? Right knife are made aimple performances hy 6o.gOO, 1)00. ker plunk in her blasted old ruin bar through a process of steel tempering rel :* M t o «ld t w hat I........... Stray Blta of Wisdom. that Is credited to two inventors In “ dinged profane” when the occasion the state of Washington. In fact, a L ife is like a sleep. Old men are demanded a display of verbal fire « t e e l ax and pocketknives that had ’ those who have slept the longest time; works, and Just now be felt like airing been tempered by the process are al when they wake up they find it Is time all that be had ever acquired. leged to have actually been made to to die.— I m Hruyere. Later developments caused him to perform these seemingly Impossible scratch his head in perplexity. And feat*. Commands Respect. likewise to voice his disapproval of Damns'-us ateel would he o f vastly A telegram she has to write always the whole business. “Just see what inferior quality to this tempered nietal, he’s d*>ne now!” he growled. “ C o y according to the claims put forth on f commands a woman's respect. Any and bought that fldgerator (what the behalf of It. The process consists In thing that ran limit her to ten words thing was for Jed didn't know; more the use o f certain chemicals in water j Is not to be sneezed at. over, he didn't care— not overmuch, »f oil In the tempering vessel. It la anyway), and the new-fangled bureau I declared that any kind of tool— from a Quitter Never Wins. contraption they call a ahlverette (at blunt hammer head to a keen-edged Don't be a quitter. Moat all suc least that 1* the way It sounded) and ] razor—can he tempered to a perfec- a plush square art.” I tion never before attained. Drills cessful men could have succeeded in He couldn't understand whv the | tempered by this process are said to being rank failures had they quit at colonel should waste good money on , have stood the teat of use for 40 days 1 the right time. foolish "concerns," when the house without sharpening In driving the tun was full of stuiT plenty stylish enough nel on the Wasco mine through the for angular widow*, or any other kind. ! hardest kind o f rock. However, the widow simply smiled serenely. She was eordlal enough, hot Reaeon Unanswerable. BALL BLUE appeared to take no especial interest On a southern train a drummer was In hla various comings and goings, and peaking with enthusiasm shout his keeping. Fouen» good lo » low - ta.taM* still carried "hand outa" down the | h o r n * city. tinea, sheet* and piUowceeee. G parson's way. “ Jly town Is on the boom," he d e Things went from had to worse, ac dared. "She la a great little town." i r e Yea C-t- X . J ? BEHKKE-WALKER cording to the pesaimisiic Jed, until BUSINESS COLLEGE There was a Jurist in the smoker. “ “ 1 • * the apasnn came when "a young man's He sniffed and dimianded: “ Why da Is the blfgeet, moat perfactly aaatpped T rain in g School In the Norta- fancy (and an old man's, too. appar you say she is a great little townT* Biislneea weat. Fit yourself far a higher poMtlon ently), lightly tarns to thoughts of Would It not be equally proper to say with more money. Per aaaureri our c re d u a te s love.” By this time, the colonel had he is a great little town?*" W rite for o s t a k g — r our la ant, ) * a h i : P o r i len d mapped out hla plan of action. “ I don't think so.” Early one Monday morning, dressed “Give me a reason." P. N. U. No. 44. 1923 in his Sunday best, be left the house. "I coma from Chariottu." After Every N eal i R ed Cross I J