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PORTLAND &T8A R HIB8HLHE J MARKET PRODUCE Peri lend. Gregna V A U D E V IL L E PHOTO PLAYS Complete Cbaage Saturday. Adulte. Week dey Mutine«. 2 0 e ; Evealnga M r. Contiaa oue 1 to I I p m Childrea 10 sente all ttmea fl 1 ■ j Webber Academy of Music H*1 A. Webber.#Principal. 151 Fourtk S t. Portland, Oregon. Violine Piano, Banjo. £**«phon« ,E *ub *h-1 * Phonn MÀin 6000 Shipherd’s Mineral Springs i 1 H A R O L D B A I N , M an a ge r C ir io n , W ash in gto n An ideal W in te r Report, Special W in te r H at««. R ou t**— 8. P. A B. L ocal from Portland to C a r- son. W a»ii B y A u to to Caacad * L ock s via C o lu m b ia H igh w ay . B y A u to via the N orth Bajtk H igh w ay . H o tel— A m erican p la n . M odern H otel A ccom m od a tion s. B eth s— H o t M ineral B a th s; C u rs for R h eu m atism , L ive r, K id n ey and S tom ach T ro u b le s: 6 k ln D iseases. H u ntin g and Fishing. Ship Your Cream to _i M U T U A L C R E A M E R Y Page & Son CO., Portland. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Write us for prices and market condition« on Veal Host, Poultry, Fruits, Potatoes, On.ons, elL Forty Years in the Same Location. Portland, Oregon > A Good Job With Steady Work P a p e r m a k in g o ffe r s a g o o d o p p o rtu n ity to stron g , in telligen t, so b e r m en betw een the ages o f 21 and 50— sure pay and stea d y w ork . M eals 35c each. P le n ty to eat and ex cellen t co o k in g . C om p a n y hotel. S u p p ly beds 25c, 30c and 40c. F re e hot and co ld baths— tu bs and show ers. W o r th y , fa ith fu l em p loyees have g o o d chance f o r advancem en t. P o s itio n s g iv en free on a p p lic a tio n — y o u p ay n o fee f o r y o u r io b . E m p loy m en t O ffic e at Cam as, W a s h in g to n and 209 C om m on w ealth B ld g ., P o r t land, O regon . 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S E Q b f o . w e l d in g * c u t t in g Northwest W’ elding A Supply Co., 8 § 1st Bt. PLEATING SPECIAL 85 cents P aten t A t t o r n e y « « u k ic a l ^ H O o K a I.--------------- ------------------------- Protect that Idea with a United Stages Patent. Others hav«„gaede fortunes out f t Patent«.— Why not t* Thomas Bilyeu, Stevens Bldg . Portland. Ore. Marry if Lonely; most snceessful "H o m e M a k e r "; hundreds rich; confidential; rail - sbie { years experience; descriptions free, ‘ ‘ The Successful C lu b ," Mrs. Nssh, Box 560, Oakland. California fUT n o w bbs l v i o a l L Dr.siova ' fvTS*LSR B A R B E R C O L L E G E Clarke Bros Florlsj ^ T e a c h e s trade In H w eek s. 8orae pay w hile learning. P ositio n s secured. W r ite for catalogu e. 234 B u rnside stre e t, P ort- land. O re gon._________________ Morrison 81. fjl USED FORDS _ GLASSES WILL SAVE Y O U « EYES Expert fitting at Isws st prices. All styles Lenses duplicated yl« of Glass*«. form broken pieces. Mail in your bro A complete stock Coupee, Sedans. Roadsters ken glasses. Satisfaction Guaranteed. and Touring«. We buy for cash, which give« you more for your money. When you want a Ford Dr. A . E. Hurwitz. 223 First St., Portland. Ore. come s*e our stock. W e handle our own paper. I Easy Terms. KARNHAM A W ILLIAMS. (Inc.) [ 8b N. 11th. Bet. Burnside A Couch st. Bdy 3214 Auction Sale Forty head of the best horse« with harness taw ranch and orchard work that have ever been put up before the publie will be «old at auction to highest bidder. Saturday, October 20th. Anyone needing a horse should not miss this sale. These horses are right out of hard work; four to twelve years old. Sale starts at 1 o'clock sharp at the Union Stock Yards. North Portland. Empire 0121 North Portland Horse and Mule Company. Ask for Phil Suetter. Buy Where You Will But see our I'sed Cars FIRST. C O N D IT & C O N SE R C O ., Grand Avenue and East Oak Street. PORTLAND. ORECON Poultry May Decline Ship at one# young; roosters, hens and ducks alive. Alto veal and pork. Good market for comb honey. All makes of light cars at lowest prices, easy terms. Twelve years in this legation. M A N LEY R U B Y & C O ., *15 F R O N T _ S T . COR. SALMON, GUARANTEED USED CARS AU TO CO. Hupmobile Distributor 431-435 Ruraalde St., Portland. Or# Portland BUY THE BEST HORSE COLLAR MADE Doors and W indow s All Ion# ry * stra w stu ffed . Insist on h a vin g th * collar w ith the "F la il” L ab el. If your, d e alsr doai not handle this brand collar, w rit* to u> direct. Hot-bed «ask. mouldings, cupboard doors, flour bins sash for sleeping porches, mil I work, glass, rooflng. See our odd stocks of sasn and doors log prices. P. S H A R K E Y A SON 53 U nion A « ., P ortlan d , Or*. Downtows Lumber Store. 171 Front street, be tween Morrison and Yamhill. Main 4410 D. B. S C U L L Y & C O .. “ LITE-FOOT" mæææw PILES / / / / / / / / / • f F No «attsr he* t i t s * v m r * y»»r PN#t si*» bt I C0AM STU h r « M d l « " R » “ ,l|P •so«. a> P 7 a d S K i l - Ma sts# f N # s SOM I09ST M m r J. DEAbf. b .D MOUkfSON PONTI ARO. O ltICO M + ~ « basco Powdered M ï ï Æ Æ Æ a w gX-L-22LÜ— DANCE FLOOR WAX I Gives smooth Gliding fin ish to herd or soft-wood floors. NO ACID. GREASE OR MVr Your druggist has it. If n< t, send us stniaps. 7|* for one-pound pa asge CLARKE. W O O D W AR D DRUG CO. Portland. Otago*. Check Forger Learns to Sing While in Prison Jl-rlln.—P#nl Kannann. owes ■ reym- fabl# business man, who forced checks heewuse of the Insane movement of n ark exchance, obtained his release from prison by pro vine himself an artist fitted for a stage career as a singer. Kannann. who had never rung before, expect# now to enter vaude ville aa a singer. .• A #tald. If unacrnpnlona. business Ban when arrested, he was stricken ! dumb when led in handcuffs past his »Id-time associates. He was put into ! a cell with the singer. Walter Wotak, i who had been conrlcted as a profiteer. | Wolak began training the voice of his f«|ow prisoner, who as a result recov- red his speech sufficiently to defend himself and win his release, while st the same time bis singing voice was developed. e Her Birthday Party By RU3Y DOUGLAS « ! «£•.................................. .................. .. : o> hcLiUXN a>uuic«it.| "My son, this Is Miss Weeks of our office, you know. It is her twenty-first birthday aud—” The lad shook hands with ltosana. "I—1 understand." he said, looking from Ins mothers countenance to lua f.*' r's "Helen would h.ive P *u the same age today. I'm three years " 1111(1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 WRRGLEYS David Powell imiiimiiiiiiiiiimiimiiiimmiiKimiimi Take it home to the kids. ■ announced proudljg Have a packet in your pocket (or an ever-.eady treat. Dinner was merry and ltosana felt as If she had never bad so wonderful a birthday in her life. "My father and mother would— would he glad," she tried to say, but she was too full of Joy of being iu the home with really genuine folks on this day. She could not spenk. "We, alone, know how glad," said Mr. Turbell. "You haven’t a corner on all the Joy," laughed Ned Turbell. “ And I'm going to add to mine by being per mitted to take Sliss Weeks home. Am I not, dad ?" Ned did take Kosana home. What they talked about was inconsequential. What they thought about would make more Interesting data. At breakfast the following morning, the young man looked at his father rather diffidently. “ Did you say you thought you'd be able to find a pluce for uie iu your office, Dad, for the Born in Glasgow, Scotland, of summer holidays?" Walsh parentage, is the proud claim The father luughed. “ Bad as thnt?“ of David Powell, well-known star in Ned was only temporarily discour motion pictures. Before entering the aged. He found occasion to talk to “movlee" he had had several years of ltosana on the telephone on the fol stage experience. He ie distinguished lowing day. He found further neces oe one of the best leading men of the sity for calling at his father's office on day and has achieved world wtde rep. Saturday at lunch time. In fact, he utation for hie ability aa an actor, his found that he had only begun to live on the day on which ltosana Weeks finesse, intelligence and general air of good breeding. had celebrated her twenty-first birth --------- O--------- day. "Mother and father have both said, when I explained to them how It was, THE RIGHT TH ING dear," he found himself saying to Ito- at th* sana not many months later, “that RIGHT TIME they could think of nothing happier than to have you In the family to he By MARY MARSHALL DUFFEE their daughter. Could you? Would you he their daughter, ltosana?” Iiosana decided that she could. TH E I ’ N W K U ’O M E K A I * Kosunu Weeks hud worked iu the office of Turbelt A Co. for four years and she felt as if her place were se cure enough to permit of her com mitting the somewhat unbusinesslike sin of having a party at her desk. "It Is my twentj-Urst birthday," she explained to one of the girls who tiled papers near lCosana all day long, "and 1 have not had a party nor u cake since 1 was eleven. Do you suppose Mr. Turbell will cure—If he is here and knows about it?” The other girl was a frightened little person who Just naturally presupposed that any one of the lords of creation who happened to be over her in poiut of otlice precedence would undoubtedly cure. “ 1—1 hope not,” »lie said, look ing around. "Well, I'm going to do ft anyway— If I lose my Job for It," declared Kosuna, gayly. "1 hate the buurding house where 1 live. 1 love It dowu here where 1 work. 1 love you all who work with me. 1 hute ull the old sls- tera who sit und rock in the parlor at home. Therefore, this is the logical pluce to have my party, und here I am going to have it, candles und all.” The pale little person looked at her In awe. Think of anyone huving so much courage. "And you're Invited—you anil Grace and the office hoy who Just arrived this morning, and Joe the s ipping clerk and Miss Nancy and—ye>, 1 be lieve 1 shall invite Mr. Turb< I him self. " ltosana was wuxlng enthusiastic aa the gala thought of a Birthday party grew in her mind. “ When is It?" uskeil the pule little person softly. “Today, of course 1” almost shouted ltosana. “And It's this afternoon at TOO BU SY FOR OWN A FFA IR S 4 o'clock that we’re going to have the party right here on my desk. I’m go Hustling Is All Right, but This Man Is Proof That It Can Be ing to get the cake and the candles Overdone. and paper cups for the hot choco late— ” One of the first Jobs I ever had was “ Chocolate?” gasped the Uttle one. “ Yes, chocolate. The scrub woman as assistant to a middle-aged book has an old burner ltr her clean g closet keeper whose activities made those of and she's going to help me make It and an electron look like absolute repose. I’m going to give her a piece of cake. He hustled all the time. When we Oh, it is all planned and 1 am twenty- walked down the street I dog trotted, one !” ltosuna's spirits on this, her with such demoniac fury did his legs quiver. He always ran upstairs. Never natal day, were soaring high. In the eyes of the world, she had had time to wait for the elevator. “ I have never seen so energetic a little to be cheery ubout. Her father and mother hud long since passed along man,” I said, after I knew him well Into the eternal pathway and she had enough to talk to him. This In a tone been supporting herself und living In that suggested that I admired hint be a hull bedroom, more or less, for the yond words. It was an utterly false past few years. But she had health suggestion. I thought he was a nut. und spirits; she was pretty and proud "One must hustle If he Is to get of her ability to be Independent. She ahead,” said the virtuous bookkeeper. Lad many beaux, hut not one for He Is still hustling. I met him the whom site cared more thnn another. other day, still In high speed. He can At 4 o’clock she appeared ut the go through a mass of books like light door of Mr. Turbell's private office. ning through an egg. But I car. ut see He hnppened to he lingering later than that he has got ahead. He Is a salaried usual ut his desk. man, owns his own home, and I as the “ Mr. Turbell," she began, “ this Is finest set of dyspepsia I have e\ er lis my birthday—” tened to. When he has hurried Into ltosana thought he started und she his grave his wife will take In room was taken aback a moment. Was he ers In order to live. displeased? She went on. That sort of hustling does n<>t get “ I—haven’t had a birthday party for anyone anywhere. If he had m ule If so long that I thought I should like ' a rule to sit down for two hours each to have one here at my desk that I week, snmke a meditative pipe, and try love so well. I—I have a cake and to discover where he was going and candles—twenty-one of them—und, oh. why, he might not be on salary today, I wish you and Miss Nancy would | lie might own the business. He cer come to It." tainly knows more about It tl an the Mr. Turbell's eyes had filled with man who does. When any Inf" matlon tears. Miss Nancy, his secretary Is wanted by anyone In the plant, they smiled at Kosana. “ I should love to look up the head bookkeep« But he come," she hastened to assure her. It i has been so busy hurrying tl he has Is—ready? That’s what the children ; never made use of his own a — ts. say. Isn't It?” But a frenetic agitation of the mns- ltosana was still looking at her em cular system Is not the surest way to ployer’s face. He had not spoken. And success. Unless one plans to he a jug yet she felt that his emotion was not gler.—Boston Herald. of displeasure. "Miss Weeks,” he said, ‘Til be there \ Interest In Extinct Mammal. In a moment. I'm glad to see so human , The •famous rave of Ultima Espe an act In this cold office of ours. And ranto, In the Magelllan canals, Patago —today would have been my own nia, belongs to the haunts of the daughter Helen's twenty-first birthday, “Grisly Folk." It was here that the too.” His voice broke and ltosana would have gone to him If she had mylodon was discovered about fifteen dared. “ That Is why I am loitering at years ago—a find which caused a sen my desk. I haven't the courage to go sation In the whole civilized w orld, be home to my wife— I know how she la cause the mylodon, a glunt extinct mammal of the class of the ground- feeling." "I’m sorry If I’ve stirred up your sloths, possessisl the peculiarity of having Its skin covered with small sorrow, Mr. Turbell." she said. bones, something never observed be Miss Nancy had left the room. “Oh. no, don’t say that. Perhaps I fore tn any other archaic or living spe can help you to make yotir birthday cies, and, according to the scientific brighter by joining In your festivities. comm 1 st l on a sent out from various countries, might have survived until Come.” The little office force o f Turbell A rather recent times, as there was still Co. had never come so close together dry flesh and reddish hair clinging to In the years they had worked side by i t side. Archy, the new office boy de- ( Men Have Own Language. elded that this was a peach of an The Yana language of northern fall- office to work In—cake and candles fomla represents a dlatlnct linguistic and everything. There was no more work done that •fork and had formerly three dlalecta. dny and Rosann did not forget to wrap one of which la now extinct. It pns- np ■ piece of cake for Mrs. Brauy, the w s s e a two forma of speech, one of which Is employed by men speaking to cleaning woman. Hhe was about to leave when Mr. . men, while the other Is used In all Turbell stepped up to her. “ I wonder other cases. Practically the language If you wouldn't like to come along has only nouns and Terhs. the adjec home with me and—and help me to tives. adverbs, n am era Is. Interrogative cheer up Mrs. Turtiell. We'll tell her •ronouns and conjunctions being all about It—your party and all. I formed from the verba.—Washington star. Would you come?” Romas could not refuse and It wav Reporia In Embryo. not long before #he was being wel- , corned by the wife of her employer. 1 Seattle has a nnmber of free-dle- Tears came to the mother's eyes when tributino weekly community papera, she heard the #tory. bnt she quickly devoted entlrely to newa #nd adver- had a place made for R. - » a ? the f! sementa of certaln sectlona. students In thè reportlng rlaaa tn family table and tried to make her thè Unlveralty of Washington bandi# feel at home. sslgnmenta for thè commnnlfy paper Just before the maid announced din ner a tall young man strode Into the neareat thè university. Those tlvlng room. "Hello, mother; 1o dad." he in thè distrlct are al#o reqaired to said. Then be stopped at the tight of dtg up and tum in newa Berna auli Ro#«na. 1 sti# » iUiout osa l gTi t£,#n tA IN' PKRKEGT fairness anyone has a A perfect right to ring your front bell or knock at your door. An agent who cornea to try to sell you flavoring ex tract may annoy you If he comes to cull you to the door In the midst of a busy round of housework or when you are receiving callers, but he has really committed no offense. You owe him at least a definite hut courteous refusal to buy. There Is always an effective way to dismiss un unwelcome caller without being rude. There are ways of rebuk ing admittance us effective as slain tiling the door In an Intruder's face. If an agent comes and you feel that be Is taking an undue length of time in stating the object of his cull, you are entitled to Interrupt him and ask cour teously : “ Will you please tell me briefly what I can do for you? I am very busy." "I am sorry but I do not wish any," Is n very definite but courteous way of dismissing the would-be sales person or you inay add: "To detain you would only he wasting your time as well as j tny own, us I cannot make any pur- i chnses.” | Sometimes housewives listen for half an hour to the glib speech of a Insistent agent and then when at lest the agent goes without having made any sales they blame, not themselves for having detained the agent and j wasted their own time, but the agent. Now no agent ever really remains to take your time unless he feels that there is nt least a chance of your pur chasing his goods. And there Is always a way politely to convince even th# most brazen of agents that you will not possibly buy. It is never the pnrf of kindness to yield to the request that you listen tn an agent's sales talk when you know that there Is not I a chance of your ultimate purchase. J I ( © , 1123, by McHurfi V^wnpuppr Syndicate.) ---------o --------- YOUR-J HAND 2 How to Rood Your C h a r a c te r is tic s >d Tendencies — th# Capabilities or W eak n e s s e s T h at M aks fo r S u c ce s s or Failure aa S h e w s in Y ou r Palm CARRIAGE AND MOTIONS OF THE HANDS YX7IIKN the fiamU hang limply nt * V , i ,, «|,|,. and are heavy, thick and fut, you may .deduce therefrom, generally, that th# lntell«s-t o f the posxessor will he likewise heavy and "fat." All Is density, and there Is no use trying to raise the possessor of such a hand out of the depths of ma terialism. "When yon read His or her hand,” says one authority, "If you at tempt a keen snalysis, he will blank ly stare at you. No use trying to lift him out of his trough of meter altsm. It can't lie done. He wants to know his brother's name whether he Is mar ried, how many < hildrrn. how long he will live, whether fie will he rich, sad yon cannot lift him above thlw plane.” Lastly, we have the cautions per son who enters your room with an air of Investigation and with th# hands carried behind the back, where they are clasped. This person Is timid and well-meaning, hut suepiclous of the value and merits and standing of palmistry. You must deni gently with tie Is rqien to n.nv i • ,t must be led and cannot be driven. < e U W hssU r S rsS tsais. is c » <>--------- a Flaying the Gams. “ Pve got to do something to strengthen my hand in this political game,” remarked Senator Sorghum. "Thought you were a stand-patter.” “ I am. as a rule. Rut you're got to sh#w the cards once in a while la order to get proper respect the next time yon have to bluff.'' A delicious confec tion and an aid to the teeth, appetite, Purity Package A Super-Universe. Andromeda, now regarded by astron omers as a giant universe of stars many thousands of "light years" be yond the confines ot our universe. Is forging along at 200 miles a second, the islund universe in the ocean ot space. Top-Spinning. The Japanese carry top spinning to great perfection. The tops used by them are of delightful variety, both in size und construction. The spin ners balance their tops on the edge ot a sword or along a thin cord. Storing the Votes. Voting papers used in the general election in London are stored In the Victoria tower of the house of lords, where they are kept for one year as a precaution against any belated dis pute arising. 1 j \ M rs. Isab ella M cl.a th la n I i j Operation Avoided | Portland, O r e g.—"Dr. Pierce's medicine has been so very bene ficial to me that I am glad to give i it my recommendation. Doctors said I would have to undergo an opera j tion, but after taking the 'Favorite Prescription' I found that an opera tion was not necessary. During j one expectant period ? suffered with inflammation and became so weak and rundown 1 could not do my work. Doctors again advised an operation, but instead I began tak ing the 'Favorite Prescription’ and it soon put me on my feet. My health returned, I had practically no suffering, and my baby was very healthy. Since that time whenever I have felt badly 1 have takrn the 'Favorite Prescription.* It always makes me well in no time."— Mrs. I a bells Me I at hlan, 768 M it 'i Avr Go to your neighborhood drug store and get Favorite Prescription in tablets or liquid. Write Dr Pierce, President Invalids Hotel, in Buffalo N. Y., and receive good medical advice in return, free. Character in the Face. The face and eyes reveal what the aplrlt is doing, how old It is, what aims it has. The eyes Indicate the antiquity of the soul, or through how many forms It has already ascended. Kmer- son. Doing and Saying. There is no proverb which strikes a truer balance between two things than the oid one which weighs ex ample over againat precept. Helen Hunt Jackson. Handicapped. A man who in the struggle of life haa no home to retire to, in fact or In memory, la without life’s heat re wards and life’s defense.—J. G. Hol land. Better Part* of Speech. Discretion of speech is more than i -n> o; and to ? p- .¡k agreeably to him with whom we deal la more than to speak In good words or in good . R ed Cross v B A LL B LU E ,, nes.ledln every .Irpsrtm sm ol h o««»- ■ keepte*. » qua ltr g ood »Of tow s Is, table ■ tinea, shsets «fsj ptltow caaes. O seen M I ira Van CshsirJ? we III JMHOfg. BEHNUY-WALK» BUSINESS COLUI.! Is the b l n r s t , mast perfectly equipped Business Training (*•-bool In the North w est Fit youraeif fo r a higher position with m ore m oney Permanent positions assured our Graduate#. W rite fee c a t a lo g — g n oria ano l e m b i : Portland P. N. U. No. 42, 1923