P ag e 2 - o rn am en ted w ith rose* on th e rig h t m sleeve o f each coat. As befitted th e ir n e a re r sta tio n to th e th ro n e, $nt*re«l *» »econo-cl*#* matter Septem berk. lid>, th e R o sarian s w ere n o t so cru d e in , f. the poet office at Monmouth. Oregon, uruler the . . . ., . , , . , , u to f March .; 1 * 7 * tn e ir m ethods as th e blue co ats below. - “T ake care, good people" one shouted. R ICH A RD B. SW ENSON "D on’t cru sh th e fu rn itu re . P re ­ Editor A Publisher serve th is tab le. T he p resid e n t w an ts to e a t upon it to n ig h t.” T he j ^ N M n l T H . f >]•!:' ;< ■ *; tab le, by th e w ay, w as m ade o ut of ISSUED EVERY FRIDAY planks an d n o th in g sh o rt of d y n am ite could have dented it. F R ID A Y , JU L Y 13, 1923 T he ta b le w as placed acro ss t h e ' floor se rv in g to co n v ert th e crow d! S u b s c rip tio n R o te . fio m m a ss fo rm atio n to Indian file. One y ea r - $2,00 T he voice of th e g en tlem an in th e Palm beach su it c o n sta n tly u rg ed Six m onths - - $1.00 "D on’t crow d. The p resid en t has ex ­ T hree m onths 75 cts tended th e tim e. D on't in ju re th is] ta b le " ; an d w ith a colored lady be- I tw een us. P a rtrid g e an d ye ed. passed M onmouth’s largest and most complete Confectionery and B ook Store into sin g le tile. A ny one w ho has ev er w atched a sw arm o f a n ts w ork can g et an idea | of th a t sin g le file. T h e p resid e n tia l I p a rty w as now here in sig h t. A p p ar- \ en tly it w as m iles aw ay . T he lino i ¡3 a on tu rn ed in to a doorw ay to th e rig h t.,' H 2l _ and w ho do you suppose w as th e re j i The o u tsta n d in g im pression g le a n - ,sveing th a t everybody k ep t place and ed -in a successful effort to s h a k - maUe a stfu are tu rn ' Wh y no one hands w ith P re sid e n t an d M rs. H urd- b ut W a lte r Tooze, J r . He w n . as ling in P o rtlan d J u ly F o u rth w as t h e , busy as a h®*’ killi,!K *n a k e s- L ea ve o rd e r* at G a ra g e I elab o rate p recau tio n tak en to sec 0 n w e w en t down an o th e r co rrid o r Call Phone 2003 vj ¡th a t no hurm com es to him. No one and in th e course of h a lf « m ile m ore g ets n ear th e p resid en t of th e U nited or les8> th e linc m ade an o th e r tu rn C O FFIN A E G L E S T O N d ] Jc5HSHSES25BS25iSZSilS2SHSHSESHSa52S2SZSZSaFHSa»^5HSHStl5HSZSili S ta te s when he is on public exhibi- and th e re tk e tri'ntlem en in Palm tion who does not ru n th e g a u n tle t 0 f lb**ch 8Ults becam e m o re num erous se c re t service men. T hese ste ely iand m ore officious. Now in stead of 'ey ed gentlem en ta k e th e ir m ission | “ S U n d h a c k ” th * tu n e WBS “ S te P UP> ¡seriously and do not allow an y m y s-,* te P ,iv el> '” A d d itio n al advice w as | te rio u s bundles to g e t into th e p re s-¡v o lu n te e re d . "D o n ’t ta lk to th e ence of th e first g en tlem an o f th e Pr>*«d*nt” . "L e t th e p resid e n t do th e land. | ta lk in g ”. S tep up, keep m o ving”. O f course w here a few th o u san d of I A fte r a n o th e r q u a r te r of a m ile or th e sov ereig n s o f A m erica w ish to |* ° th e line took a " o th e r tu rn a,ul w e p erso n ally g re e t th e ir chief public jen tered a la r*»'e room > th e »“ nctum se rv a n t, it is obvious th a t they ra n »«nctorum . We w ere close to th e not all do it a t once. They m u st *»'o al- The R o sarian s officiously do it in tu rn , and it is obvious th a t r w a ,n ,‘*d on 1,0111 sidcs o f th e Une- the fellow who h ap p en s to g et in o n ' H e,e th e • e c re t serv ice men ap p eared , the end of th e line has to w ait q u ite Iuaci « tab le of co u n ten an ce an d w ith SHSHS2S2TC5HSZSH5HSH5HSESiiSES25ESZ5ii5HSES25HSH5£52S2SZSHSa52S2S2S2S2Sy a while. W e, (G. H. P a rtrid g e an d folded a,‘m s th e Y looked us o v er as ye ed ito r) w aited o u tsid e th e M ult th o u Kh w e w ere so m an y suspicious nom ah hotel so m eth in g like th re e c h a ra c te rs. B ut no one m inded them . q u a rte rs of an hour. We s ta rte d N o th in g could m a r th e se re n ity of Liability and Surety Bonds on th e o utside circle of th e crow d, th a t colum n b e a rin g ste ad ily fo rw ard . B eam ing like a benediction on th e possibly fo rty fe e t from th e e a st en ­ tra n c e to th e hotel an d g ra d u a lly w hole scene w as R alph W illiam s, moved fo rw ard an inch o r tw o a t a ¡known as th e p o litical m arveh who tim e. W hen we g o t w ithin fo u r o r has tu rn e d down a n u m b er of prof- Monmouth Oregon five feet o f th e doorw ay th e re w as a tered p olitical jobs, long pause. T he crow d behind had How do you do , said P re sid en t ii!SZ5H.cHS?SE5MΣ2S2SHSHSEScSHSHSÎSZSHSÏlSaS2SH5ÏSHS2ST‘5ZS2S2SES2SïJÏIl5 — ste ad ily increased. T h ree policem en, | H» ,d in * as he took each h an d - “ How like H o ratiu s and his com rades. H er- 1,0 >'ou *»” • s*id M rs- H ard in g as she .m inius and S p u riu s I.a rtiu s, held follow ed su it. That w as all. ■ th e crow d a t bay. Som e of them “ N ot m uch to g e t f o r so much ex- !d idn’t sta n d a t bay w o rth a cent. erti°n”, *“ >'* one. " H e ro w o rsh ip ”, O ccasionally a callow y outh w ith *»1* « "o th e r. B ut it v .as th e office, 'eyebrow s and h a ir close to g e th e r and not th e m a n - th a l th e P °P ulace w e n a re tr e a tin g chin w ould elbow up in te re ste d in. T he m an, W arren G. w ithin sig h t of th e prom ised land and H ard in g , would n o t of hirqself, have then back out a g a in . O ccasionally « ttra c te d such a d e m o n stra tio n ; but a lady joined in th e foot ball rush. th e “ ffi1« of p resid e n t o f th e U nited One m ust have stra in e d th e elbow S ta te s is th e la rg e s t ex ecu tiv e job in of a black w aist, fo r she w ent a t th e th e w or! unquestioned safety , and it a many conveniences. It only taken S I.00 to get your nam e on a having* pass hook. Why not do th is th e first th in g to m o rro w ? When you do, we will present you w ith a lib erty Hell S atin g * Hank to a ssist in building up a .Sating* A ccount. First National Bank MONMOUTH, OREGON Officer» IRA. C. POWhLL, P res . J. U. V. BUTLER, V ick P res . F. E. CHAMBERS, C ashier ; C. C. POWELL, A sst C ashier Director. .» H. V BUTLER. C h a i r m a n ; WM. B1DDEL1 . 1. M SIMPSON, G. A. CONN. D. R. RIDDELL, IRA C. POWELL M O R L A N Monmouth Meditations & S O N M O NM O UTH TRANSFER | ¿Transferring b y auto truck and by team , w ith in th e city or ou t of to w n . S | g a Groceries & Provisions Good Goods and Fair Treatment C. C. M u l k e y & Son Fire and Accident Insurance GOOD FURNITURE IS YOUR DUTY G. W. CHESEBRO TO Y O U R HOME U tility Furniture The pride of a thrifty housewife Is her kitchen — especially If It Is not only spick and span but also up to date. There are many things now tnat the modern kitchen requires. Among them are the labor savers, time savers and waste savers that experi­ ence has proved so helpful. Let us supply you with Your Kitchen Needs A kitchen cabinet, for instance, has more conveniences In it than you can realize without actually own ng and using one. T he steps one of th e m would save you m ight add m any m inutes dally to your leisu re tim e. L et us show you how. W e have fully equipped cab in ets on d.splay now. Good Furniture Is Our Pledge to You MONMOUTH HARDWARE J. E. Winegar, Proprietor A In th e m ean tim e H o ra tiu s, th e cop. i and his d au n tless side kicks held th e | gap. O ccasionally th ey hurled je ers a t th e u n fo rtu n a te s before them " » n t e d : — Men o r w om en to ta k e or- They m ay have been pow erless to der* fo r g en u in e g u a ra n te e d hosiery p rev en t b o o tleg g in g an d b u rg la ry f ° r m en, w om en, an d children. Elim - w ithin th e ir p recin cts b ut when it m a te d a rn in g . S a la ry $75 a week cam e to b u lly ra g g in g a crow d they fu ll tim e, $1.50 an hour sp a re tim e. w ere rig h t th e re w ith th e goods. B e au tifu l S p rin g line. IN T E R N A T IO N A L STO CKIN G A gain th e b a rs w ere dropped. The N o rristo w n , P a. crow d poured fo rw ard as th e flood M ILLS, com es w hen th e dam b rea k s. A gain Money To Loan H o ratiu s step s to stem th e tide, and P le n ty o f it a t 6 p er cen t, on city th e jam in im potent effo rt su rg es and p ro p e rty .— P ay us back like re n t.— h alts a t th e g u ard e d doorw ay, but Loans quickly m ade if title is good. am ong those on th e inside a re P a r t­ I Long tim e loans . on fa rm s —6 p er ridge and ye ed. cent an d GL, p e r cent. But th e re w ere o th e r hurdles to ! G. W. L aflar, 410 O regon Bldg. m ake and we p ro m p tly se t a t it, join- S alem , O re. ing a slowly m oving tid e up th e s ta ir ­ L et m e m end y o u r fu rn itu re o r way of th e m ain lobby o f th e hotel to J . W . Howell 4t th e m ezsan in e floor. -P ro g ress here file y o u r saw s. P ickles, O lives, S alad D ressing G reenw ood C o ttag e Cheese MO N M OC T H MARKET J. B. HII.I. & SON P ro p rieto rs Milk and Cream of Q uality YOUNG BROS. DAIRY Y our V acation— where to spend it Newport Tillamook Beaches "O reg o n 's Old Favorit« R eso rt" ’’P o rtla n d ’s P o p u lar R e so rts” Oregon Caves ('rater Lake ” N atu re 's S u b leta n ea n W onder­ lan d ” "T he S ap h ire Sea of S ilence” was a little fa s te r an d we got to th e (top to h ear th e w o rd s: "T im e's u p; |:h e reception is o v er.” B ut it w as only a false alarm . T h e president knew th a t d istin g u ish e d citise n s from M onmouth w aited w ith o u t and th e jam w ent fo rw ard a g a in . We now noticed th e blue coated j policemen who ty ra n n is e d over th e | crowd baiow had given place to th e R osarians. The R o sarian s' a re gen- ! tlem cn who w ea r P alm Beach suits Oregon's mountain, lake and river resorts "W hero th e cares of y esterd ay a re soon fo rg o tte n " San Francisco Portland "Ti e City Loved A round th e W orld" "T h e C ity of Rosea" I a ) s Angeles "C osm opolitan and Ideal T o u rist C ity " ce* ' A ’. v a c a t i 0 4 ACW AVf A Low Round Trip Tickets on Sale all Summer Long r - s t y ■r» Y■» j "O regon O utdoors" and “ C alifo rn ia fo r th e C l \ r , G . T o u ru t" Rthiklrt* Get y o u r copy N O W ’ Ask Our Agents for Furthrr Particular* or WVifg IU I T N m o « * s* I 'O O V T * «B If th e co u th ro ad is closed th is su m m er I m u st sh ip all wood out. Local people who w ant wood should g et in th e ir o rd ers ea rly , Second g ro w th fir, oak an d m aple. C all a t house o r see H aro ld P rice. 4t33 C. W . P rice. G et it from us. P. H. JO H N SO N Monmouth Ave. PHONE 503 Guaranteed work, Cleaning, Pressing M en’s S u its, O vercoats, S w e a te r s L adies’ S u its, D r e sse s, S w e a te r s j Give me an order and be convinced. For Sale 5 Room ho>:se. close in ; hot and cold w ate r. G arag e . Lot 75xlS2 4 ft F ru it fo r fam ily use. fo r only $1200. 4 lo ts, f r u i t and b erries, good b arn on paved s tre e t. O nly $1,000. T erm s. 7 Room house, 3 lo ts, fru it fo r fam ily use. One block from puved stre e t. P rice $1500.00. T erm s. A sm all house and b arn on a paved stre e t. P r k e $«50 00. J-Roora House. 5 blocks from ^¡or- msJ. P len ty of fru it. S plendid loca­ tion. P rice $i500. T erm s. I A cres of I,a n d : «-room house. F ru it of all kinds. Two blocks «from N orm al. P ric e $2150. Good te rm s. 1‘ j A cres *1 la n d . 7-room house. F ru it of all kinds. F in e lo catio n . 1 P ice $2150. JO H N M SCOTT. G eneral P a sse n g e r A gent P o rtlan d , O regon « acres of land sm all house, b arn . Only $ 1«00 Some fru it. Close in. term s. Southern Pacific Lines A splendid buy. 7-room h o u se .| to ilet and b a th S acre of land. Good o rch ard . $2150. G. T. BOOTH BY, R eal E sta te T. J. W E D E K IN D • M onm outh Ore. c£2Si? Sc525aSHS2SZSHS2S2SHS252S2SZSHSZS2S2S2ScS2SHS2SHS25ZSES2F A New Location One D o o r E ast o f Post O ffic e New Features H om e m ade C andy, Fres h p o p c o rn P e a n u ts S a n i t a r ily w r a p p e d b r e a d Im p r o v e d e q u ip m e n t f o r lu n ch s e r v in c W e b a k e e v e r y th in g w e sell. “Fresh Every Day” “The Sign of the Rose” Bakery E. and Tea Shop B. A R N O L D te-l