The Monmouth herald., October 20, 1922, Image 3

OREGON
PORTLAND
AT
H E IL IG
THEATER
S w o p opened Sun. Mat., Sept. lu. ^ l c to
Three Mata. Sun.. Mon.. Tues.
* 15c to il.uO.
Three Nihhta. Sun. Mon. Tues. j Exapt Sesiits
M
XT*
A fter Every M eal
O FFERS A M A R K E T
FO R Y O U R P R O D U C E
H O W ’P O S S l'M
ESCAPED
F O X was running home one
night, or rather rurly one morn­
ing before it wss light, wiie-i he stum­
Portland Orejron
V A U D E V IL L E PH O TO P L A Y S
bled over Mr. Possum,
ile dropped
Complete Change Saturday. Adult*. Matinee. 20c:
his basket and ran, fo r he did not dure
Evening:*, 3M. Continuous 1 to 11 p. ra. Children
10 cent* all times.
stop to see what hud trip|ied him.
"o li, it is jo u !'• called Mi* IVssum.
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A
Will rnake S ilo». G ranarle*, llasrrnents, «tc ., W ater-
proof, K otp roof, K a tp ro o f and Fireproof.
F irep roof
JL/
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s a proof,
“ Come buck, Mr. Fox, uud get your
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ite
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a terpro o i ed W h i t « Por tland _C«rn#nt la
1 can tell you I have no up-
the best fo r Stucco P la s te r on outside fo r Bunga­ basket.
lows— Does not stain and d irt can be hosed off.
petite fo r food this morning.’’
Write for Literature. Sold by A. M cM ILLAN 4k CO..
“ Why didn't you speak » hen you
340-350 East Ankeny Street. Corner Second. Portland.
saw me coming instead o f lyiug about
H E M S T IT C H IN G A N D P L E A T IN G .
like a dead possum and scaring a fe l­
B u tton h oling — Buttons — P la itin g — T u ck in g and C h ainstitching
A ll M ail Orders giv en carefu l and prom pt atten tion
low out o f his wits?" asked Mr. Fox.
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ELITE SH O P» 12SJ Tenth m - r w ;t*hington.__________
“ Mr. Fox, you all don’t even kuow
rood place to Eat and Lite Well.
Remarkable 40c luncheon at aoon. j the meaning o f that word scare," said
Open 7 a. m. to 2 a. in.. 33» Stark St. i Mr. Possum, picking hltnself up und
walking alongside Mr. Fox. “Tonight
has been the m o st scarefulest night
W a tC r p r O O ÌC d
TVff
"
C E M E N T
BAB’S RESTAURANT £
P O R T L A N D HI OE & WOOL CO •
Its UNION AVENUS N0«TM. SCAT SANO, OREGON.
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HID l i * h x t s / w ' o o l ^ m o h a i r
U m \KA HARK.
Address Department 0
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The Phonograph Known for Tone
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p o y
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Agents wanted. Order direct from factory. 330 East
Morriston St., Portland, Oregon.
»«a »«•»
P a g e & Son
R A b l HOM E E A R L V
M O R IS IM O --
M ir*
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S T R A D IV A R A P H O N O G R A P H CO.
W rite us for prices and market conditions on
Veal Hogs, Poultry, Fruits, Potatoes, Qigoas, etc.
Forty Years in the Same Location.
Portland, Oregon
’’
KIMBALL
Make
Your
P ian os and P h on ograph s sold on In stallm ent
plan
O.vn
W h y p ay several com m issions and e x ­
orb itan t p rices fo r things that you can
m ake you rse’ f.
M y p ractical booklet,
¿.'Money
.. « r , " tells you how to m ake
R nti-iraesin jr aolu th n fo r a few cents
H o w to m ake pou ltry lice and m ite de-
? (royers. H o w to get rid of warts, m ake
Our ow n bay-ru m . K e-sh arpcn old files,
lak e you r own blasting powder, to o th ­
paste, m outhwash, glass and leath er c e ­
ment, w a te r-p ro o fin g lo r clothes, how to
solder
d iffe r e n t
m etals,
woodpolishes.
H o w to tan skins, how to tem p er steel
fo r d iffe re n t uses, and m any others. (T h is
Is not bunk) any of these form ulas w ill
c a v e you money.
Sent postpaid on re ­
c eip t o f 50c, check, m on ey-order or t
stam ps.
PECK SPECIALTY CO.,
210 Oregon Bldg.,
McCORMICK MUSIC CO.
O regon D istributors
429-431 W a sh in g to n Street, Portland, Oregon
Portland, Ore.
FINKE
BROTHERS
Manufacturers o f all kinds of Tanks,
hard and soft wood Barrel* and Keg*.
Write for prices, 254 Front, Portland. Ore
R H E U M A T I S M
Jack King Cure* it. Ladies and Gents Exam­
ination free. 207 Dekura bldg., Portland. Ore
R A IN IE R
HOTEL
Rites $100 ts4 w%
128 N. 64 Sc. P«ri!**4. Ure
V ery Centrally Located. Convenient to all
Depots, and one block from main Pustotfice
USED TRUCK BARGAINS
WENTWORTH
□
If your RAD IATO R heats or
leaks, send it to us
Armstrong Auto Radiator Co.,
Portland. Oregon
IRWIN, Inc.,
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lilP A M C
E xp e rt a d vice on any
I n U U m L
income tax
problems.
PLEATING SPECIAL
1 " a y
S everal
y e a rs ’
actual
hem and machina
ft S c e n t *
| H A
experien ce in G overn - j Cut, • seam,
Iu r ta M a J
n n P i D I r U Q n i r n t Bureaus is of/pred
Hem*titchimr, 5 cent* per yard.
r I I U 0 L t i f ! 0 those unable to v is it our
EASTERN N O V E L T Y MFG. CO.
o ffic e
State youi trou ble* b riefly and 85H F ifth S t ._______________ _ _ _ _ _
P o rtla n d . Ora
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D y e in g service send parcels to
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W e pay return postage.
In form ation and prices given
upon request.
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F A K E 'S C IT Y D Y E W O R K S
P A R K A N D M O R R IS O N STS.
P oi u a d
Depot Morrison Cars direct to Hotel. Popular C U T F L O W E R S A F L O R A L D E S I G N S
Prices. Center Shopping and Theater district.
C larke Bros., Florists, 287 M orrison St.___
F R A N K A. CLARK. Prop.,
F O U N D R Y A N D M AC H IN E W O R K S
formerly with Clyde Hotel.
C om m ercial Iron W o ik s , 7m «v. Mu«l, - >n
FOOT C O R R E C T IO N IS T
F e a th e rw e ig h t Arch »Supports m ade to
order. J. E. T ryze la a r, 618 P itto c k Block,
Portland, Ore.
H ID E S W A N T E D
W e tan deernkins p roperly tagged, also
pay h igh est prices fo r horsehides.
Lo cated Sixth and H o y t
W e s t Coast T an n in g Co., 892 T en ln o St.,
S tr ic tly F ire p ro o f and Modern.
Near
Portland, Ore.
________________________
both depots and convenient car rerv lce
MoLF.lt BARBER COLLEGE
to all parts o f city.
Teaches trade in « weeks. Some pay while leara-
ing. Positions secure*!.
Write for catalogue.
234 Burnside street, Portland, Ore.
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M O N U M E N T S — E. 3d and Pine Sts.
O tto Schumann * . u r n t t St M arble W o rk *
PERSONAL
M arry if L o n e ly ; most successful "H o m s
M ak er” ;
hundreds
rich ;
con fiden tia l;
reliab le; yea rs exp erien ce; descriptions
free.
T h e Successful Club,” Mrs. Nash,
Box 556, Oakland, C a lifo rn ia .___________ _
SHIP US YOUR WO< I
Cleaning, carding and mattresses.
Crystal
1 ( Y guaranteed non »untical method of curing
Springs Woolen Mills, 76U Umatilla. Portland.
I .lci ha* never failed, and I eliminate the
S A N IT A R Y BEAU TY PARLOR
doubt In Y O U R caae by refunding you« fee U
W e heip tne appearance uf women.
not cured.
T w e n t y -tw o in< h sw itch or tran sfo rm a­
W rite or call today for frao booklet.
tion, value $7 60, price $2.45
400 to 412 Dekum Bldg.
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S H O E R E P A I R I N G IN P O R T L A N D
M odel 8ho< R epair, >73 W ash in gton S t
( N O AND M O P « I S O * FORT LAN D.O«tei-ON
MENTION THIS PAPER WHEN W RITIN G
V E T E R I N A R I A N — Cattle a Specialty
Dr. Chas. M. Anderson, K enton. Portland.
W ed d ing Bouquets and Funeral Pieces
____ a____ ----------- J Lub
liner Florists. 348 Morrison SL
RITZ HOTEL
H otel
I ever knew, and If you woulil I ' e to
hear about It, listen," he continue«!.
“ What does the word ‘scarefulest’
mean?” inquired Mr. Fox.
“ It means when you are scared so
you think you are dead that Is soare-
fulest," replied Mr. Possum.
“ I was giflng about not far from a
field o f sweet potatoes when 1 heard
a noise and out from everywhere 1
looked came dogs and of course 1 knew
there were men behind them.
“ I seootEHl under a rail fence and
made for a tree and up I went and,
would you believe it, Mr. Fox, those
1 to a ton GMC, Republics, Whites, etc.
**1F IT HURTS DON’T P A Y ."
S**nd for our List.
G uaranteed dental work. C row ns $5.00,
P la te s $15.00, B rid gew o rk $5.00 a tooth. |
T ee th e x tra cted by gas.
L a te s t modern ■
&
methods. Dr. H e n ry Sem ler, D entist, 3rd
O regon D istribu tors fo r GM C T rucks
in d M orrison, 2nd floo r A lis k y Bldg., P o r t­
land, Or. W i i t e or phone for appointm ent, j 200 Second St., Cor. T a y lo r Portland, Oi
67 B u rniid e street.
(t
H oyt
DR. CHAS. J. DEAN
Fat or sell off all your surplus cock­
P a y A tte n tio n to W o rm *.
Successful growers o f swine nre erels before commencing on the pul­
ach year paying more attention to lets.
* • •
1.^ prevention o f worms In swine.
T h e very early pullet Is apt to molt
In the fall and be no more profitable
Dock Early.
Lambs should be docked and gelded for laying purjH»ses than the hen.
• • •
»tide yet quite small.
Move colony douse or brooder coop
to fresh ground before chk ks are
M ak e F ig h t on C a ttle Lice.
turned out
A pound o f sulphur and a quarter
a a a
lound o f pulverized sabadilla makes
T lie Incubator la not only a neces­
in effective dust with which to fight sity but an economy where early
■attle lice.
| chicks are wanted.
a a a
D isapp oin tm ent W ith Sheep.
The hen and the caretaker nre part­
The only farmer who Is disappoint­
ners 'n the poultry business. I f either
ed with sheep now Is the one who lias one Is tazy the profits are less.
* • a
none to sell.
Eggs shipped for some distance
Successful Stockm an.
should he carefully unpacked and
A successful stockman Is one who placed In a quiet pla«*e »1 least 24
thoroughl> understands fee«ling. breed­ hours before placing them under bene
ing. bousing. Judging and marketing. 1 or In nn incubator.
THIS HEN LAYS HALF-INCH EGGS
lunt of T h irte a n -P u lle t Brood T rie s 1 ounces. This diminutive hen, smaller
than the tiniest bantam, Is trying to
to Com pete W ith H e r N o rm al-
Injr to beat Its larger sisters. The
Sized Sietere.
I dw arf hen Is well formed, healthy,
Fort Orchsrd. Wash.— The smallest but cannot cackle. It has laid three
on In the West Is owned hy Glen eggs each about a half Inch In diam­
tille r o f this place. The chicken was eter.
ne o f a brood o f IS pullets hatched
The "sugnr sah" o f Sicily contain* a
a rly In the year.
Out o f the lot 12
re full grown, o f nortual size, but the sap that harden* Into cane sugar w hich
■dd one never grew larger than seven the natives use without refining.
-•c a n
The Friendly Path
men bail lighted sticks ami began hunt­
ing fo r me under the tree until the
light from the sin k s showed me up.
"Then one o f the men who had
br«4igfit a gun alot g popped It. hut 1
«lodged and went up higher. I decided
to hang by my tail and make a leap
from there, but what did one «>f those
men do hut climb that tree und suw
off the limb la-fore I juin|>ed und down
I f«-ll hang on the ground.
” «V course I playml dead Possum,
intending to take a chance on making
m y escape when the d ogs began to at
tack me, hut instead o f that one of
the men picked me up by the tail and
snapped it between the spilt end o f a
stick and hung It over his shoulder.
“ He was kind enough to make the
dogs run uln-ud (hough, and as I
opetn-d one eye and pocked a little to
see what was going on 1 noticed that
no o«ie was behind the man carrying
no-.
"But I saw llttl«* hope o f escape for
my poor tall was held so fast there
was no chance o f dropping from the
stick.
"Then all at once I noticed a tree
with a limb hanging over the wall we
were coming to and Just as Mr. .Man
was getting over that wall I caught
bobl of the limb and swung up on It.
"I gave guilt a tug that I pulled
tn> self fr«q> from the stick, though for
a while I was stir«- I had left my lu ll
bcMnd me t.k«* Bo-Peep's sheep.”
"I *1*1 yen los«' It?” asked Mr. Fox.
"No, It is safe," replied Mr. Possum,
“and so am I, but If It had been u
v«»ry clenr night I guess they would
have caught me again. The moon went
behind a cloud and I Jumped from the
tree and ran and when I heard you
I thought it was one o f those dogs
after me again, so I played dead.”
"You certainly did have a narrow
»scape and I nnt sure It Is Just what
j-nu said, Mr. Possum,” said Mr. F ox;
“ It must have be*-n a very scareful
night."
“ Scareful-est,” corrected Mr. l ’os
sum. “ if you l«-ave «iff th«* est you do
not half express my feelings."
W RIGLEYS
helps the stomach.
A fte r a hearty meal,
try its friendly relief
an d com fort to the
over-burdened stomach.
It is the beneficial and
satisfying sweet for old and
young .
A nd the cost is very small .
Try th®
New P. K.
( ' by McClure Newspaper Syndicate )
THE RIGHT THING
Adds
a t the
a
Z e s t — H e l p s
Digest
RIGHT TIME
By W A L T E R L R O B IN S O N
By M A R Y M ARSH A L L DUFFEE
W a tc h
C u tic u ra
Im p ro v e
Your
S k ir\
WORN OUT AFTER
SHE COOKED
__ _ A MEAL
On rising and r e tlrtig gently smear
the fa c e with Cuticura Ointment.
O T H E R F E L L O W S «JOB
A M A N ’S N A M E
Wash off Ointment In five mtuutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water. It
T N O H 'V «“si
i , . « i » h r r f e l l o w ' * 1nh
One o f the weaknesses of hu­ A I t l’ M F K S S man sstd fho other Is w o n d e r fu l sometimes wlint Outlcuri
day that It was a serious error w ill do fo r poor complexions, dandruff,
manity frequently seems to be dis­
satisfaction with the work men and fo r a would-be husin«*ss man, espe­ •tchlng and red rough hands.— Adv.
women are called upon to perform. cially a salesman, to forget the name
S in g le and W e d d e d “ Badges.”
'»portant little Mr. Nobody-
Tim e and ag a in w e hear complaints of » ' *
Lydia EL P in k h a m ’s
ie duties devolving
«Unohlng upon n. " r i ' ! l ,ir
nm' Not Much-of-Any-
concerning the
The married and unmarried women T ook
Individuals. From the wnil that goes where with whom he was trying to do in Colombia are distinguished by the
V
eg
etab
le C o m p o u n d —
up one would Imagine tint the world business. No nmn likes to hav«; you way in which they w ear flow ers in
R ead th e R esult
forget
his
name.
I
f
the
man
Is
Im­
would be n happy, cent-fited place if
their hair, the senoras wearing them
nearly everyone could swap his Job portant and Is used to receiving at-
Cincinnati, Ohio.— ‘ ‘ I suffered fo r a
tostions then he doesn't notice your on the right side and the aenorltas
with someone else.
year with nervoua troubles and irregular-
oversight
so
much,
hut
the
smnll
man
on
the
left.
ities before I took
rinn attractive
« 111 » * ' * r to
he some
-uiii«-
Kverv Job seems
Lydia K. I ’inkham’s
«i some other who g«*ts little notice In the world
person’ w ho is engaged jp
fi-«ls especially sensitive about It und
V e g e t a b l e Com­
.
U n d e s ire d H o n o r.
Job.
No matte er how p o o r or rb-h
pound. M y b a c k
ion majfbe, they fre- Is especially gratified when you go
men and women
A British lord has a lion named
pained all the time
out o f your way to remember hlin.
quently are dissatisfies and covet the
Laury.
None o f the versemakers
and I was unfit fo r
Often, however, when you nre Intro­
privilege o f treading the pathways
housework.
I was
seem anxious to be the poet Laury
duced
to
strangers
it
is
physically
irn
worn out if I cooked
which others walk.
ate.— Baltim ore Sun.
possible
to
get
their
names.
This
Is
a meal, and was un­
This Is pure fo llja n d not only
able to do my wash­
caus«-s continuous hhappiness and partly due to the fact that we Amer­
ing. My girl friends
discontent, but keepfnon Hnd women icans are prone to speak indistinctly. C a rd in a l P rin c ip le of C o n v e rs a tio n .
and rov sister told
from winning m atefl success In the .Now the bi-st thing to do when you
You become a good conversational­
me if I would take
Important work to Wch they devote have not heard a man’s name distinct­
yourVegctable Com­
ly Is to make nmends for this failure ist the moment you halt your own tale
their time.
of w oe and start listening closely to pound and L iver Pills I would be re­
within
a
short
time.
Ask
some
one
Unfortunately
often Imagine
lieved. A fte r taking the first bottle I
women have easdasks and women who knows the man wlint Ids name Is. the other fello w ’s.— St. Joseph Ga­ fe lt better, and neglected it awhile, but
found I could not do my work until I
covet the Jobs obten. This Is one Better still go to the man In question zette.
was stronger. So 1 took tho Vegetable
o f the chief <-ads o f domestic dis­ and say: “ I didn't quite understand
Comiiound again and now I am the
cord and often **<ls to the divorce .«our name. W ill you set me right?"
S o m e w h a t L a te .
mother o f a 19 months old boy. He is
It Is better to do this than to wait un­
courts.
Portrait Painter (to lady customer, fat and healthy and I am sure I could
til
you
have
to
introduce
the
stranger
In this cot^Unn we recently
never have carried him i f it had not
henrd an InterJng yam . A woman to s«*me newcomers and then to have grazing at her c ritic a lly )— Ah. If you'd been fo r your Vegetable G>mpound. I
orator, who «* decrying the hard to pause in making your Introductions only come In twenty years a g o !— New recommend your medicine to all women
although 1 am young to be advisingaome
life o f the fa "ex, demanded what to ask the newcomer what his name York Sun.
Is anyway.
one older.
Mrs. C h r is t . P k t r o f f ,
her audienee fW o f women's work.
318 W. LibE-rty St., Cincinnati, Ohio.
A salesman who remembers custom­
She asked If f e was a man present
T h e C a u tio u s M isso u rian s.
Lydia E. Pinkham s Vegetable Com­
who had “d a ^ l* r day gone quietly ers’ names is always nn asset. And
pound contains no harmful drugs and
Sometimes
the
fellow
who
weighs
downstair*, ih* the fire, cooked his don't believe there Is any special
can bo taken in safely by any woman.
own breakfahewed missing buttons kna«'k about It. It simply requires a his words m ight be convicted o f g iv ­
on chlldren'-Olbes, cleaned the pots little attention. Just think about the ing short weight.— Monett Journal.
C urious M asterpieces.
name the first time you hear It.
an«l kettles d swept the kitchen.
Literary masterpieces have been
In the rear the hall a timid, spec- Think about the name In association
T h e L a rg e s t S a lt M ines.
written on strange mediums. Smart's
fa d e d manOse bashfully and yet with some certain feature of the one
The largest salt mines in the world poem, “ 8ong to David.” was written
with a tw it in his eye. J!e was to whom It belongs. A celebrated d«*-
the husbanff the orator and had tectlve who has a phenomenal rec­ are those o f W iellczka, nine miles with a key on the walls o f a mad­
never befo*®'l t chance to assert ord fo r remembering face* and In tell­ from Cracow, Galicia, In Austrl*.
house. Coleridge onee wrote a son­
ing them under different disguise*
himself.
net on a scrap of seawc>ed.
This pat*— ta r such we suppose makes a point to remember some one
F ir s t P re s id e n t to W e a r a B eard.
It Is— dr 1 «*°tne tw o valuable les distinctive, unusual characteristic. I f
T em p le s o f W ood.
Lincoln was the first president to
sons. p p s teaches that very often yo" w l*h ,0 r**,nembor names try as-
The Shinto temples, says the A m er­
those who®Pl*ln the loudest often violating the name with some one wear a beard and Grant was the first
ican Forestry Magazine, are always
are little
second, that no one strung characteristic o f the face. It one to wear a mustache.
** m atter o f habit more than any­
constructed from the wood o f the Jap­
con Jud?£ desirability o f others'
thing e l«e and you will find that It
anese aborvitae or hinoki.
Jobs.
T w in e M ade o f Asbestos.
One's t nr® pleasant or distaste will make you popular and may
T w in e fo r binding parts o f appar­
ful to th *n t he would make them eventually lead to striking success.
A C re a tu re to Be P itie d .
atus exposed to fire or acid Is now
<®
McClar* Newspaper Syndicate >
such.
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It la the cowaru who fawns upon
being made o f asbestos.
CCopTrifhtt1“ W
Synllrat», far )
those above him. It Is the coward
Dangerous Symptoms.
who Is Insolent whenever he dares be
Ms— I think we’d better tall Doctor
Buy Y o u r O w n Laces.
# Jones. Freddy has a severe pain In
so.— Junius.
Adv.— Sample Shoes to Be Given
.INE O’ CHEER
#
o# the head.
Away.
N o strings to this offer.— Bos­
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that
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Stewart.
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keeping. E qtn lly good lo r tow el*, (able
friend.
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linen, «b e v i* and pillow csss*. Crverr.
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wJn a field of pillowed eaae,
Ar«1** mellowness of Ufa
H^re from overcoming strife,
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