The Monmouth herald. (Monmouth, Or.) 1908-1969, October 28, 1921, Image 9

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Newspaper Page TextPORTLAN d m a r k e t PAIN IN B A C K ? IN FO RM ATIO N DEPARTMENT IF .YOU ARE A SUFFERER HEED TH IS ADVICE t ACCORDIAN PLEATING K m fe a n d box ple atin g, h em stitc h in g, ____ * > ■• b u t to n s i • : Mail l«ri t _____ XuVl • P o rtland, Oregon iH A 2 i N G . WELDING A CUTTING Northwest W eldin g A Supoljr C o , I* le t S t V AU D E VIL L E PHOTO P L A Y S CHIR OPRACTOR AND ELECTRO* Co m p le te C h a n g e S u n a n d Th urs. T H E R A P E U T IC S M a tin e e D ally. T w ic e N ig h tly P i s l a k e r a i d Uleson. 117 D ekum Bldg. S a t u r d a y , S u n d a y , H o lidays, Contin uous CUT F L O W E R S A F L O R A l DESIGNS C larke i s r » : V • * n M You Will Feel OANCING EVERY NOON A EVENING Right at Home Here Grientai Cafe. Chin ese A m eric an Kitchen S A F E AND C E N T R A L —REA SO NA BLE R A T E S ! C o r n e r B r o a d w a y a n d W a a h iN‘ R T L A N p E x c e l le u l C a fe S p e c i a l W e e k ly K a le s B us M eets Ail T r a in s f o u n d r y an d m a c h in e w o r k s ____ 11th a n d S t a r k , P o rtland, Ore. Co m m erc ia l Iron Worka. 7th A VIadleon. HIP podrô RE NORTONIA HOTEL GUARANTEED REBU IL T MAt UINFit Oregon T y p e w r it e r Co., 14-A eih r i u _ HARD WOOD FLOORING Oak - L e a f Hardwood Floor C o , 231 E- 2*5 Alder Street. Portland. Oregon. 76th s t N Floors ele c t r ic s a n d e d Will rent you a room for ll.uu per day. or a room with bath for fl 50 lo 62. uu per day? M FCS. OF VULCANIZED ROOF PAINT New roofs a n d r e p a ir in g done Young A rood plaee to Eat and Lire Well. and Woods, 1103 K. C a r u th e r s St.____ _ Remarkable 5"C luncheon at noon MFGS. OF REED FU RN ITU RE Open 7 a. m. te 2 a. m.. 3'J* Stark St. B u y Coast M ade Goods Heed S p e c ia lt y Shop, 319 W i l i a m s Ave. F R E E ! A K n o t - A - L e a k Apron for sellin g Sixth street opposite The Oregonian and A l to your friends. A gen ts w anted, good der street opposite M eir ft Frank's. The Beet I co m m issio ns, 211 M cKay B i g , l rtln nd Eating place in the City. The Finest Coffee PY O R R HEA D EN TIS TS and P astry a Specialty. S m ith .L o n g .S te v e n s o n . 31»' B u s h - L a n e Big S-L O S AND W A T E R TA N K S ! N ation al T a n k ¿c Pipe Co., P o rtland._ ^_ Write us for prices and market conditions on T Y P E W R I T E R S —NEW OR R E B U IL T f l V eil Hogs, Poultry. Fi uits, Pdaicts, Onions, He. R eb uilt T y p e w r it e r C o , Sk4 Oak S t r e e t ._ W e ter S y s t e m of S uflgestive T h e r a p y F o rty Y ears in the Sam e Location. 1 ’o r tla n d , O r e g o n Dr T. w . A y e r s , 715 Dekuxn Bldg W H O L E S A L E AND R E T A IL T IN W A R E Portland Tinwars Mfg Co., 47 First 8t _ A P O ST A L BRIN GS OUR A L A S K A PLUMBIN G A HEATING CO. i P lu m b in g F i x t u r e s and S up plie s Pipe F itt in g s , lo west p ric es 363 E Morrison. Of U. S. W A R DEPARTMENT M O N U M E N TS-sE . 3d and Pine Sts. I Otto S c h u m a n n G ranite A M arble W orks. Shoes, R u b b e r Boots, U n d e r w e a r , B l a n k e t s , a n d e t h e r u s e fu l m erc h a n d tss, a t M o n e y - S a v in g P r ic e s MOTORCYCLES AND P A R T S All m a k e s E a sv term s E A S T SIDE MOTORCYCLE CO. 94 T h ir d S t ., cor. S t a r k S t . P o rtla n d , Ore. 44-46 GRAND AVE.___________ DOORS AND WIN DOWS We can sell you Doors, W in dows, Roof- ! ing. P a in t, G lass and Bu ilders' H a r d w a r e MEN S AND YOUNG MEN’S direct. W e a r e m a n u f a c t u r e r s W r it e for Suits and O vercoats $25 to $40 ric es before b u yin g H eacock S a s h A >Qor Co , 212 F ir st St , P o r t l a nd. DYKING ft Raincoat, $15 to $35 FARM MACHINERY I* E Esbenshade. 366 E Morrison S t G ran d A venue at Yamhill Portla nd A g r ic u lt u r a l Im p lem en ts and PORTLAND. ORE. | Fa i ui M a c h in e r y New a n d 2nd Hand. mariAND-s ori : in * l PERSO NAL i pst Aile* cumufcu M u.KY IF Dl.VELl I «Suita try m«; EXPERT best and most s u c ce ss fu l "Home M a k e r ; ” C*Mf MiMt ham tfte l’anta««« hun dreds rich wish m a r r ia g e soon; s t r i c t ly co n fid e n tia l, most r e lia b le , y e a r s of & ex p e r ie n c e , descrip tion s free. “T h e S u c ce ssful C lub ,” Mrs. NASH, Box 656, OAKLAND. CA LIFORNIA . ___________ _ EXCELLENT SERVICE All m odels In stock h a v e been t h o r CLEANING AND DYEING o u g h ly conditio ned in the C hevrolet By Parcel Post. Return Postage Paid. Write for For n liable C lean ing anil D ye in g s e r v shops—L o w e s t P r ic e s —E a s y T erm s. ice send p ar c e ls to us. W e p a y r e tu rn Circulars and Prices. F IE L D S MOTOR CAR CO. postage Info rmatio n and p rice s g iv e n ! upon request. C h ev ro let D is trib u to rs EN K E S CITY DYE W ORKS Open S u n d a y s Phone l i d w y 244 E stablishe d 1890 P o r tla n d F o u r t e e n th a n d A ld er S t s ., Po rtla n d i t A R N MULTIGRAPHING T h e C a lla n School, o nly r e c o g n lie d school on the coast E x p erien ce d o p e r a Y our Oil trou ble and Pieton trouble tors a l w a y s In dem and 4 5 A r tis a n s Bldg. ¡w ill end When w e in sta ll EMBROIDERING AND PLE AT IN G — E. C. LONG NON-EX Accordian side and box P leatin g, H em - B r in g the m to u s in y o u r a u t o PANDING PISTONS 1 s titch in g . B u tto n s Covered, B ra id in g , etc. or s en d them p a r c e l post. In K. S te p h a n s, 219-20-21 Pittock Block For pleasure car«, trucks s t e a d of b u y in g new' r u g s, l a W edding Bouquets and F u n e ra l P iec es dies, s a v e yo u r old c a r p e t s , r u g s and tractors. L u b lin e r Florists. 348 Morrison St. a n d woolen clo th in g L e t us GUARANTEED m a k e n ew r u g s for you. The HANSLMA1R A CRABB oldest and best equipped f a c 1090 E a s t Y a m h ill S t., P o rtla n d tory. Fluff a n d r a g r u g s woven. /■ a ll s iz e s ; c a r p e t s r e f it t e d ; 9x12 R O A D L E G IS L A T IO N O P P O S E D r u g s s t e a m clean ed. $1 50 W h e n you g e t to town. Phone E. 3580 THERE’S ANOTHER DENT Dents and b lem ishes on y o u r c a r can be Engineers, D a i r y Farmer«, Fruit a n d NORTHWEST RUG CO. removed and we a r e the boys to do It. Vegetable Growers Making Vigor W h y ? Because we specialize in that kind 188 E. E ighth S t ., P o r tla n d , Or. of work. W e also r e p a ir r a d ia t o r s and ous Protests. c a r r y L ib e r ty R a d ia to r cores in stock. All w'ork gu a ra n tee d. J . E. D IR H A M , the Fender Man All Industry and a great portion of 89 X e r th 11th St.___________ Po rtla nd, Ore. the agricultural Interests of the coun- Hotel Alder BAB’S RESTAURANT DO iOU LNOW THAT THE ALDEK HOTEL D IC K S FOOL MIL FOX. ADAM DUCK was tired of swim ming. so she scrambled up the bank to look for bugs lu the field by the shle of the river. She was waddling slow ly about, when all at once she espied a pair of bright eyes peep ing at her through the tall grass. Madam Duck knew at once It was Mr. P4>x, and that he was waiting for a stray hen or anything that passed that way. She knew, too, that if she ha4l happened to be near him she would now be on her way to his cave in the M 1] L j Cafeteria Pa ge & So sssJ* ro BIG N EW CATALOGUE A R M Y AN D N A V Y STORE f --«•JIMMY DUNN Dyeing Cleaning Rebuilt Guaranteed Chevrolet wood*. “While there is life there Is hope," she thought. "I will try to f4>ol him." Madnm lhirk began to limp. She spread her wings and let 4>ne drop, us though she hail been wounded. Of course Mr. F4>x thought Madam Duck had m>t seen him. nnd when she limped he crawled slowly toward her. “Some hunter has wroundcil that duck,” he thought. “I will have to keep a sharp lookout that he does m>t see me, hut I am thankful to him for helping me to get this fine bird, for I "At Your Beck and Call” Send for free catalog PISTONS—PISTON PINS—RINGS Cylinder and Crank Shaft Grinding Auto motive Machine Work and Welding COOK A GILL CO . INC 11th and Burnside Sts Portland. Ore. Phone: Bdwy. H81 RUBBEP STAMPS and MARKING DEVICES. "C i try - thing for ihm Ottime' ^ - 4 —JJ* ' * «VTM a oak »TUftcre eeaTUANo omisos Used Truck Bargain Republic, One Ton with Good Body. W r it , for our t r e e circular of truck bargains W E N T W O R T H A IR WIN INC. Oregon d is t r ib u t o r « O. M C. t r u c k , 200 Second St. P o rtla n d , Ore. dr ._ g T e T w a t t s 212 Oregonian Raikling. PORTLAND. OREGON SPECIALIST etnale and Rectal Troubles and % LAND en TRANSPLANTATIONS | try are up in arm, against the hasty 1 and lll-advlsed legislation already en acted by a few states and pending in others which threatens to strangle one P A R K A N D MORRISON STS. I of the nation's most essential Indus* Depot Morrison Cars direct to Hotel. Popular tries, motortruck transportation, says Prices. Center Shopping and Theater district. a writer In an exchange. FRANK A. CLARK. Prop., formerly with Clyde Hotel. The protests cotne from highway engineers, dairy furmers, fruit and "A M oderate Priced Hotel of M erit’* vegetable growers, grain belt shippers, HOTEL CLIFFORD E a s t Morrison S t., a t E a s t S ix th , the all lines of Industry and commerce and P rin c ip a l E a s t Sid e Hotel 5 m in u t e s from other operators of motortrucks uud S ho pp in g D istrict. Four blocks from S P. their patrons. E a s t S id e S tation . They say Increased license fees and restrictive legislation have been ef fected without sufficient Investigation Wholesale Dealers in FANCY FRUITS and FARM PRODUCE ami without conclusive evidence. 151 Front Street, Portland. Oregon. A sensible solution Is being worked E yes E x a m in e d . G l a s s e s Fitted. out by the state of Illinois. The state R e p a ir in g done b y m a ll. Moat highway department lias under con r j ^ S L l modern eq uipm en t. S a t is f a c t io n struction an ex|>erlnienlal road con guaranteed. taining 64 test sections, each section P R E W A R P R IC E S C l a r k - B r o w e r Optical Co.. 1124 6th S t r e a t differing from the others in design. F ire P roo f a n d M o d e rn R IT Z HOTEL The Dalles Fruit & Produce Comp’y Guaranteed Nursery Stock W e h av e got J u s t w h a t you w a n t C all Building in South. A stretch of haril-surfucecl road In the southern slates, twenty-five mill’* '.n length, was difficult to he found six years ago. whereas at present there are any number of hard surfaced roads from twenty-five to 100 miles In length. or w r it e for pi ires. R u s s ellv ille N ursery Co. H. A. L E W IS , Prop M o n t a v llla S t a ., P o rtla n d , Oregon STOCK THAT G R O W S i .n e s t istork t h a t c a n be r a is e d a t a price you w ill lik e to p ay. W r it e or call. The V i l l a N u r s e rie s RFD No. 1, M o ntavllla S t a ., P o rtla n d , Or Acquire Road Trees. The state highway commission In California has the authority to ac quire roadside trees along Its high ways. D RU G L E SS PH YSICIA N Chronic d is e a s e s a s p e c ia lty . Dr. W . N. Allen, 302 R a le ig h B u ild in g ____ C. S R ic h a rd so n , M a n a g e r HO R SES. M U L E S BOUGHT. SOLD XV e e k l y R a t e s to P e r m a n e n t U u e s t , Crown S t a b le s , Inc., 285 Front St., P o rt FI ' h a n d E v e r e t t S t r e e ts . T h ree Blocks land, Ore. H o rses and m u le s for s a le or fro m N ew PosKoffl. e. F o u r B l o c k , from h ir e S p e cia l r a t e » to lo gge rs and co n U nio n Depot, P o r tla n d , Ore. tractors. W ith or w ith ou t har ness. F ir e Proof and Modern N E W HOUSTON HOTEL Glen Haven Rest Home _________ ______P h illip B u e tte r , P re s .__ U. 8. 8 T A B C K S . *65 Union Ave. D r a f t j h orses b ou ght a n d so ld .____________ ¡1 E l e c tr i c i ty H y d r o th e r a p y C. L. C happell, 222 Union Ave. South. ERY BATTLE CREEK METHODS MACHIN Send u s r o w In qu iries for a n y t h i n g In I Applied a , y o u r p h y s i c i Iron or W o rk in g M a c h in e r y , L oggin g, an d ire ct» T r a n s ie n t S a w m ill, o C o o d n w tra c to r*' Eq uipm en t, Loco ________ p a t i e n t , trea ted . motiv e*, Boilers, Engin e*. C r u sh e r s, R ail, Ideal HomelLike Summndire* Cable , B eltin g, e t r . B u r k e M a c h in e r y Co , 115 E a s t T w e n t y • E ighth S t r e e t 528 R a i l w a y E x c h a n g e Bldg . F u r t la n d, Or. C o r n e r of A id er D SHOE R E P A IR S MAIL 'EM Thone E a s t tl'-’ i P o rtla n d , Oregon PO D RTLAN avis B r o s , A m e r ic a n S h o em a ke rs, 108 4th St. _ Model t^hoe l t e p a i r . 272 W a s h in g t o n 8t. RAZOR B L A D E S R E S H A R P E N E D Razors ground and honed Mail s a f e t y F I S T U L A . F I S S U R E , Itr h t n g and a ll o th M ade* today. T h e Grinder, 671» S ix th 8t. e r r e c t a l conditio n* ex c e p t C a n c e r p e r m a S A L E S M E N W AN TED n e n t l y cu red w ith o u t a a u r g u a l operation W e w a n t a household b ru sh s a le s m a n M y m etho d of t r e a t m e n t s a v e , th e t i s In ea c h county. S plendid o p p ortun ity for w o r k e r to es t a b lis h lu c r a t iv e busin ess. s u e In ste ad of d e s t r o y in g It. It I* P a m irs*, re q u ir e * no a n e s t h e t i c and i i p e r m a B e r g e n M fg C o . 26] Oak S t , Po rtland. nent. T h e r e Is r.o co n fin em en t to bed, no S A N IT A R Y B E A U T Y PA R L O R I n te rfe ren ce w it h b u s in e s s or so c ia l sn- W e help Ur# a p p e a r a n c e of women. T w e n t y - t w o Inch s w itc h or t r a n s f o r m a gagem ent» I g u a r a n t e e a c u r e or w ill re fun d yo ur tion, v a l u e |7 60. p rice i i 45 4 ! 4: : r . !g fee. W I L L E Y FR U IT COMPANY. INC.. C a ll or w r i t e fo r booklet. P o rtland. Oregon W a n te d to buy. three M entio n t h i s p s p e r w h en w r it in g c a r s f a n c y B u r b a n k potatoes, two <*,« apple s, one c a r onions C o n s ig n m en ts s o li cited All k in d s of f r u it a n d produce Second and Morrison S t»., P o rtland, Ora. bought for cash. Construction In India. Highway construction Is now mak ing liuportunt nnd extensive strides In various cities In India. Traffic to the Right. Ohlcular traffic on highways In France kreps to the right, while rail way traffic keeps to the left. PILES DR. C. J. DEAN month of the River Nile Is 1.V5 lea whie between the exireme points O M- rh e getm*. ornaments anil precious _ b e l o n g i n g t*» t h e s h a h o f P e r s i a estimated to be worth about «•>.000. olden times It was popularly be- ed that the ruby was a very pow- a mu let to ward off plagues and i1«jrw'*a Longest Hard Road. The longest continuous stretch nf hard-surfaced road, east of the Mis sissippi river. 700 miles In length. Is i from Portland, Me., to Washington. r D. C. your lucky dey end lucky Jewel. D O R IS. h a tc h in g th e m alL HOUGH etymologist* do not di rectly connect Doris with Dor othy, and some believe that she Is merely a modern version of n fem inine fancy for a name n trifle out of the ordinary. It Is Impossible to be lieve that her source was not Identical with Dorothea and that strange but correct reversal Theodora. Such being the case, Doris come* from one of the early Christian Greek name*, notably Tfiekla. St. Thekla was said to have been n disciple of St. l ’nul and to have been exposed to Hons at Antioch. Instead of tearing her to pleees. they crouched at her feet, but nevertheless she was consid ered the first virgin martyr, and no higher praise I* |»osslhle for a wom an than to compare her to St. Thekla. From Thekla came the French Tecln nnd then through the Eastern church, Theodora, signifying "divine gift,” and. much later, the Incorrect Dorothea. There have been two St. Theodoras, one a virgin martyr nnd the other « Greek empress. Massinger corn posed a dntnin dent ing with the *torv of St. Dorothea, the Cappadocian mnlden who sent the roses of finrstllse by angelic bands a* testimony of tbe Joys of heaven. It I* needle** to go Into the growth of Dorothea, followed by Dorothy, Dolly, Dorn, and Dorlndn. Her contraction», elaboration* and diminutives nre le glon, hut unfortunately history doe* not record what first enterprising mother named her baby Doris, though the name I* almost n* popular a* Dor othy In England nnd America. Even Germnny u*es It. France alone find* It too harsh for her tongue nnd pre fers the softer Dorette nnd Dorallee. The tallsmanlc stone assigned to Doris Is the agate, which glvea her courage, guards her from danger anti Is also said to he a cure for Insanity If worn as n pendant around the throat. Friday Is Doris’ lucky day and 5 her lucky number. T ASA mont my fríen Tony, who fighta weeth General I’ersh for longa time, gotta home. Tree, four day after he rea cha deesa country he Anda Job een da railroad shop. Other day he tella me een da letter he gotta plenta trouble. Tony say dat shop he worka een go on da strike and he alinosta losa da Job. He say preety soon after he coma dat place da beexness agent for da uidon show up. Dat guy telln ray fríen he gotta Juina da union. He say da union was gonna make da closed shop een dat place. But Tony wus sure amarla guy. He say he no stnmla for flat. Tony tella da heezness agent come round next weenter and he Jolua tin union. But dat guy say nexa weenter too longa time gotta Joina heem now. Ho say was gonna muka du eluseti shop en trae, four titty. So my fríen tella da beezness agent go Jumpa du lake or aomatlng. He say et‘f wauta heem Joina du union next weenter go can muka da closed shop eea alia right, but he no Ilka dat now. Tony tella me een da letter closed shop ees all right een weenter time for keepa warm. But rigida now he say ees no good. He tellu me da shop ees ojien now and eea too hot yet for feel« go od Me say everybody go seeck eef close du shop now. I tlnk Tony ees sure «marta guy alia right. Wot you tlnk ? L (Copyright ) --------O-------- J i-l 1 1 Haw It ijùtart ed ÍJLJ _ _ ( Co p y riirht.) ROPE. HE art of twisting cord* to make stronger cords Is very ancient. In 4.S0 B. C. we read of Xerxes building a bridge with heavy cables made of twisted smaller cables. It was not till the Middle Age* that rope- making became general. The first “rope-walk” In America was located In Boston. John Harrison was the pro- r rletor. (Copyright ) -O- T MONEV & h • t Y ou •nc« said I ap pealed to you th« first time you saw me. He: Yes, and Since 1 married r l l i yo«. you're al- ways appealing \ to me Hava Privatt Fish Pond«. When the natives of Nauru, In the Pacific, go fishing they bring the fish home alive and put them In lagoons nr small lakes in the hill» Every to the• mayor of A* chi* village owns a lagoon and every vil ton. Miss Nora o'C’al laghan ree lager owns a portion of the water, •nr. » » y( a salary of $-¡.7<X fenced off with palm leaves, where the Proved It. In 1S.V. the Ai[nericain merchant household supply of fish Is kept alive rine had a gra* « tonni age of 5.1.' “Where la yrnir friend Scatterwltx tons, against 4040,334 tons uniier the until needed for food. going in auch a hurry?“ "To attend British ting. • aeance given by a noted spiritualist.” Satisfied With Let No bird Is more prolific than the “Ile’a crazy," “I agree with you. Of course, the goat la s his weak partridge, the hen laying from four n e s s e s . hut he never trie« to pose as He told me he had a d ata with Helen teen to eighteen eggs and usually j a gazelle.—Dallas News. of Troy.“ A L L AROUND THE WORLD rhe Buy Pedigreed Animal«. There never was a better time to buy pedigreed farm animals. Why not start a campaign In your neigh borhood for ‘’ 111 rebred live stock on every farm?” G irls! G irls!! S a v e Y o u r H air W ith C u tic u ra “What’s in a Name?’ Old Carpets Worth Money! AUTO REPAIR PARTS Tx<e Angeles, Cal.—“I wish to give to the world the benefit of the experience I have had with l>r. Fierce'« medicines. I took four bottles of the Favorite !*re- tvnption, and five of the An uric Tablet» for my kidneys, and 1 must say no doctor shall not have to hurry. She cuuuot | has ever «lone me one-half the good l de rived from the use of these medicines. I get away.“ Every time Madam Puck H ipped hei suffered with neuritis in my back for wings she matte a witler space between three years and it has disappeared and kidm-jr trouble a1-*!.” Sirs. Helen her and Mr. t ux, but »he was careful the Fierce Heed, 633 W. lielgrave Ave., every time to let oue wing tlrag as she (lluutiucttm Pgr 10. Uinped along. Dr. Pieree, president Invalids’ Hotel “I am sure to get her," he thivught. in Buffalo, N. V., discovered Anurie and “so why run? It is a very wurm day it’s stdd by all druggist»; or send Dr. anti, hesitles that, the hunter may be Pieree 10c for trial pkg and vou’ll find it's many times more potont than lithia. lurking about.” But when Matlntn Duck reached the W rite to him fur free medical advice. river hank she seemed to be able to use tier wings anti legs without any trouble, and before Mr. Fox knew It she was at the water’s edge. “I am not going into that water after her,” thought he. “I will grub her right off and end It.” doapandOintment to rlaar Dixn»!rufY anti Itching. 25c. Mg. It S s m id .’-t frx#«if CutiCL. 46 . X .M a d«c Mftsa Mr. Fox leaped for Madam Duck hut his front feet caught In a trailing vine, and down the hank he went heels j The Right Sequence, over head and landed In the deep mud A top-line quotation In a contempo of the river. lie struck nose first, and while ho. rary runs: “Tell me my faults and was trying to get up Madam Duck | mend your own.’’ Before starting any sailed gnyly away, catling hack to him I other mending, neighbor, suppose we as she went: first mend the motto so as to get the Ob, R e y n a r d t h o u g h t h « h ad me—- proper sequence. Isn't this better: >1« tho ugh t I could not fly. B u t t h a t ’s the tim e 1 fooled you. elp— “Mend your own faults and then tell Good-by, Mr. Fox, go od-by! lteddy Fox crawled up the hank a mo mine"? -Brooklyn Eagle. sadder hut a much wiser fellow, his Perfectly Clear. mouth and nose tilled with mud. and us he cleaned his coat and made him We have to thank a cherful dean self tidy he thought: for this little bit of society letter writ “Sing your good by song, Madam ten by a clergyman who took the wrong Duck, while you can, for If I ever meet you again It will he the 'Swan hat away from last night's party: “Mr. Song’ you will sing I promise you A presents his compliments to Mr. U and he has a hat which isn't mine. So thnt." But Madam Duck knew better than if you have a hat that isn't his doubt to go to the field again, and I ex|M*ct less they are the ones."—Sketch. she lived to n good old age, lu spite of Mr. Fox’s threat. Hooded Seal. (Copyright ) The hooded seal for many years was hunted along the Atlantic coast for Its oil, and fishermen Insisted It shed tears when surprised and caught, and By MILDRED M A RSH A L L had a large cartilaginous hood that could be quickly thrown out to cover Facn about vour name; Itthiworv: mean and protect its head. ing; when, e It e u derived; ugnt6.en.et ----- ■-■■■■ 1 ■ ' 1 ------A A L IN E O ’ C H E E R By John Kendrick Bangs. THE ANTE ROOM W I I A T E 'E R ( h a t o th er world m a y bn T h a t a ll of us look fo r w a r d to. 1» « 6 1 11 jr A w a lt a the spirit true. W h a t e v e r be t h « n a t u r e of T h a t golden r e a l m of wondrous bliss, 'Tta sure t h a t Honor, C h « «r , and I.ove, M a k e P a r a d i s e of t h t a ( C o p y rig h t.) Average Intelligence Lew. On a blsl* of teets made on l.Vki.OOO »•Idlers, .V«> school children. .V*) de linquent boys an<i 3T«) fwble minded Individuals, a writer In tbe Journal of Applied Psychology states that the av erage mental age of adults Is only thirteen yeans. This means that the average thirteen year-old boy, though of course he doe* not know nearly so much as the average grown man, Ir hi» equal In Intelligence. Cuticura Soothes Itching Scalp On retiring gently rub spots of dan druff uud itching with t’utlcuru Oint ment. Next morning shampoo with Cuticura Soup and hot water. Make them your every-day toilet preparations and have a clear skin and soft, white hand*.—Adv. Flatiron Can Opener. A flatiron will serve the purpose of a can opener. Simply put the hot Iron on the top of the cover of the can, leave It a few minutes and tho can will open easily. Great Memorizer. Wonderful powers of memorizing facts are possessed by a Yorkshire (England) luborer, who has mentally stored away 31,000 Items of general information. Useful Coffee Cans. Tin coffee cans can be used as per manent containers for your salt, spires and so on. Enamel them In white or cream and put a little border design in black, blue, yellow or any preferred tone around the top and bottom. Doused, as It Were. No man can carry water on both shoulders and make much headway. He gets cold water thrown on him from all angles and acquires the ap pearance of a drowned rat. Derivation of “Magnet.“ The word "magnet" Is derived from the name of the city of Magnesia, In Asia Minor, where the properties of the loadstone are said to have been discovered. The Oce Absorbing Topic. The reason some people don't talk more than they do is that they can't think of anything else to say about themselves.—Boston Transcript. Quick Service. Telephone Patrol—Central, get mo double-six double five nine. Main—and get It quick, like they do It In the pic tures. Revised. Laugh and the world laughs with you. or If It doenn't ’’you should wor ry.”—Boston Transcript. Beauty Hint. "Beauty Sleep"—Handsome Is as handsome doze. Wayside Taley. Red Cross DALL BLUE I _ J ■ i.rd for baby’s cloth«, will keep them i w k 4 and snowy-white until worn out. Try It sod sue lor y our«« If. «note. BF.HNKF WALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE IS t b s biffe»*, m o i l p e r f e c t ly eq uipp ed Husm ee* T r a i n i n g H- hout In t h e North w WVS6. es t. r F i 16 t / yo 4/U u r I W*TS e e lf IV fo I r m e U h ig lfH h C e . r position Y wewuw Are Y m Sal¡sfi«T w ltli m or» n no n tr »««Itio n * assured our Graduate» Write for eutaiof— Fourth end Yamhill, PnrSand Mo. 44, 1921 P. N. U.