o m *a D O O R S A N D W IN D O W « W e c a n s e ll y o u D o o r « . W in d o w s , R o o f - li < 1 All t, an B iild c n ' H a rd w a re ; d ir e c t . W e a r e m u n u f a c t u r e r s . W r i t e f o r r i c e « b e f o r e b u y in g llr a c o o k Saab A >oor C o , 21 1 F iri»t S t , F u r l U n d ________ FA R M M A C H IN E R Y F E E « b « n * h * d e . 366 E M o r r is o n 8 t. P o r t la n d A g r i c u l t u r a l ltiu .le r m n t a a n d F a rm M a c h in e r y N e w a n d 2nd H a n d PERSONAL M a r RYTT . TTwneT b e st a n d m oat s u c c e s s fu l ’ H o m e M a k e r ." h u n d r e d s r i c h w is h m a r r ia g e s u o n ; s tr ic t ­ 2^6 Abler Street. Portland. Orecon. ly c o n f i d e n t i a l ; m o a t r e l i a b l e , y e a r s o f Will rent you a room for 11.00 per day. or a room e x p e r i e n c e ; d e s c r i p t i o n s f r e e " T h e S u c­ w ith bath for tl-50 to S2.0U per day* ce s sfu l C lu b ," Mr«. NASH, B ox 658, ___________ piar« to Eat and Live Wall O A K L A N D , C A L I F O R N I A . luncheon at noon >p«*r m ta 2 a m tP* v’ *Ark Are You Looking for a PORTLANDMARKET ^ BAB’S RESTAURANT 3 I X V C ¿ Dependable Produce Siath atreat op p osite T h e O regon ian and A l­ d er street op p osite M eir S l Frank's. T h e Best Eating p la ce in the City. T h e Finest C o ffe e and Pastry a Specialty. I L Cafeteria | C J /X M W rite us for prices and market conditions on ^ o n Veil Hogs, Poultry, Fruits, PaUtors, Ouioos, etc Dealer? V eal I 'o t k F o u itr y H oney flu tte r C heese Faa» A n y F rod u ct G e t o u r p r ic e s H U B Y & Ci> 169 F r o n t S t P o r t la n d , O re S ix t e e n Y e a r s ’ R e lia b ilit y . C L E A N IN G A N D D Y E IN G F o r r e lia b le C le a n in g a n d D y e in g s e r v ­ i c e s e n d p a r c e ls t o u s W e pay retu rn p osta g e I n f o r m a t io n a n d p r i c e « g iv e n upon req u est E N K E 8 C IT Y D Y E W O K k S E s t a b lis h e d 1890 i E A R N M U L T IG & A P H IN G The C a lla n S c h o o l, o n ly r e c o g n iz e d s ch o o l o n th e co a s t E x p e r ie n c e d o p e r a ­ t e s a l w a y s in d e m a n d s 5 A H is a n s B ld jj D R U G L E S S P H Y S IC IA N C h r o n ic d is e a s e s a s p e c ia lt y . D r. W . N. A lie n , 302 K a le ig h B u ild in g E M B R O ID E R IN G A N D P L E A T IN G — A c c o r d i a n s id e a n d b o x P le a t in g , H e m ­ s t i t c h i n g , B u t t o n s C o v e r e d . B r a id in g , e t c K . S t e p h a n s , 2 1 9 -2 0 -21 P i t t o c k B l o c k __ HORSES. M U L E S B O U G H T. SOLO C ro w n S ta b le s , In i' , '¿bit F r o n t S t , P o r t ­ la n d , O r e H o r s e s a n d m u le s f o r s a le o r h ire S p e c ia l r a t e s t o l o g g e r s a n d c o n ­ tra ctors W it h o r w it h o u t h a r n e s s ________________ P h illip S u e t t e r ,_ P r e s . 01 A va l-..ft h o r s e s b o u g h t a n d s o ld _ ____ C L C h a p p e ll, 222 U n io n A v e jS o u tlv __ M A C H IN E R Y F ire P r o o f a n d M o d e r n S e n d u s y o u r I n q u ir ie s f o r a n y t h in g In I r o n o r W o o d w o r k i n g M a c h in e r y , L o g g i n g , S a w m ill, C o n t r a c t o r s ’ E q u l p n M t , L o c o ­ m o t iv e s , B o ile r s , E n g in e s , C r u s h e r s , H a il, C a m e , B e lt in g , e t c . B u r k e M a c h in e r y C o ., P A R K A N D M O R R IS O N S T S . 523 R a ilw a y E x c h a n g e B ld g , P o r t la n d , U r. Depot Morrison Cars direct to Hotel. Popular P O R T L A N D S H O E R E P A IR S . M A IL 'E M Prices. Center Shopping ami Theater district. D a v is B ros, A m e r ic a n S h oem ak ers, F R A N K A C L A R K . Prop., 108 4th S t. ___ form erly with Clyde Hotel. _ M o d e l S h o e R e p a ir , 272 W a s h i n g t o n S I. RAZOR BLADES R E S H A R P E N E D R azors grou n d and honed M a il s a f e t y b la d e s t o d a y . T h e G r in d e r , 67 S ix t h St. Now S125.00 and I'p. SALESMEN W A N TED IMVIR.sAL CAR LXCHAftU W e w a n t a h o u s e h o ld b r u s h s a le s m a n Used Fhrds Exclusively In e a c h c o u n t y . S p le n d id o p p o r t u n i t y f o r Grand A v. & Yamhill P ort­ land. Wr«e lot prices and lettus. w o r k e r t>> « « t a b l i s l H e r g e n M fg C o , 263 O a k S t , P o r t la n d . NORTH THIS# S A N I T A R Y B E A U T Y P A R L O R RfftTlAMO W e h e lp th e a p p e a r a n c e o f w o m e n . r.ITT b’. MAI! CUT PAT RATE M A IL fYPiU.lt O R D E R UPI*( DRUGGISTS T w e n t y - t w o in c h s w it c h o r t r a n s f o r m a ­ D o y o u s u f f e r f r o m A s t h m a ? i f s o , o r d e r tio n , v a lu e $7 60, p r ic e $2 45 a b o t t le 400 t o 412 D e k u m B ld g L a n g d a le 's A s th m a R em e dy W IL L E Y r R U IT COM PANY: FN C^ S o ld u n d e r M o n e y B u c k G u a r a n t e e P o r t la n d , O r e g o n W a n ted to b u y, th re e c a r s f a n c y B u r b a n k p o t a t o e s , t w o ca rs F ir e P r o o f a n d M o d e rn a p p le s , o n e c a r o n io n s C o n s ig n m e n t s s o ­ lic it e d . A ll k in d s o f f r u it u n d p r o d u ce N E W H O U S T O N H O T E L b ou g h t fo r cash C . S. R ic h a r d s o n , M a n a g e r W e e k l y H a te s t o P e r m a n e n t G u e s t s S ix t h a n d E v e r e t t S t r e e t s , T h r e e B lo c k s fr o m N e w P o s t o f f i c e , F o u r B lo c k s f r o m U n io n D e p o t , P o r t la n d , O re . Forty Years in the Same Location. Portland. Oregon DO YOUR OWN PLASTERING WITH A HAMMER AND A SAW USE PERFECTION PERFECTION WALL BOARD P la s te r V a lls T h a t W ill N otC racK) ASK FOR SAMPLE AND INFORMATION. D 'im o (|t»ULl|HM(Nt G rand A ven u e at Yam hill P O R T L A N D . ORE. EXPERT R IT Z H O T E L Dyeing & Cleaning Used Ford Tracks and Tuuricg Cars E X C E L L E N T S E R V IC E By Parcel Post. Return Postage Paid. Circulars and Price* Write for “At 1 Your Beck U/,U and Call" BROOKE DRUG CO. % JU / Old Carpets Worth Money! l B r in g t h e m t o u s In y o u r a u t o o r s e n d t h e m p a r c e l p o st In ­ s t e a d o f b u y i n g n e w ru g s , l a ­ d ie s , t*a\e > o u r old c a r p e t s , ru ga a n d w o o le n c l o t h i n g L e t its m a k e n e w r u g s fo r y o u The o ld e s t a n d b e s t e q u ip p e d f a c ­ t o r y . F l u ff a n d r a g r u g s w o v e n , a ll s iz e s : c a r p e t s r e f i t t e d : 9x12 r u e s s te a m c le a n e d . $1 50 W h e n y o u g e t t o t o w n . P h o n e E. 3580 NORTHWEST RUG CO. OUR GIFT TO THE BRIDE B efore you order your wedding announcem ents and canid, w rite or visit T H E C H E T O P A PRESS A request for samples entitles you to 50 beautiful calling cards in an engraved effect free o f charge. Broadway at Taylor P ortland. Orogoa 188 E. E i g h t h S t ., P o r t l a n d , O r . Sow r patch of rye nour the poultry house. It will make tine forage t i l l s winter when all ottier green things ar« dead. •*A M o d e r a t e P r ic e d H o te l o f M e r it ” H O T E L C L IF F O R D AUTO REPAIR P AR TS Send fo r free catalog PISTONS— PISTON PINS— RINGS Cylinder and Crank S haft Grinding. A u to­ m otive Machine Work and W elding. COOK A G IL L CO.. INC. U th and Burnaide Sts. Portland. Ore. Phone: Bdwy. 3231 RLBBEF By F. A. i r ALKER A \Ansr 00 m D,0W ™AT m MM H0TEL H otel STAMPS and DEVICES. MARKING E a s t M o r r is o n S t., a t E a s t S ix t h , th e P r in c ip a l E a s t S id e H o t e l 5 m in u t e s f r o m S h o p p in g D is t r ic t . F o u r b l o c k s f r o m S P. E a s t S id e S ta t io n . n tl ii r •. d n • n Eggs that are gathered often, kept cool, and are candled and graded » 1 brln8 be,ter Prices at the market t h a n Ine Dalles rniit & Produce lomp y the -just eggs" kind. W holesale Dealers in F A N C Y FR U ITS and FARM PRODU CE 151 Front Street. Portland. Oregon. The element of luck doesn’t enter Into the poultry business more largely E y e s E x a m in e d . G la s s e s F itte d . ihnn Into any other. Ability and per­ ^ R e p a ir in g d o n e b y m a ll. M oa t sistency arts what count. m o d e r n e q u ip m e n t . ¡S a tis fa c tio n « g u a r a n t« P R E -W A R P R IC E S C l a r k - B r o w e r O p t i c a l Co.. 112% 6 th S t r e e t « a VOYAtiKKS T P a m - g u á r a n t e - as n e w K r o m 2200 00 u p to 1360.80, «11 l a t e m od els , w i t h J - sp ee d »nd electric eq u ip m en t. E a s y t e rm s If d e s ir e d P a y w h i l e y o u r id e . Send for lite ra tu re M o to rc y cle a n d S up ply C o , l l a r l e v P s v l d s o n S e r v i r « C e n t e r , 200 I r d F t . P o rtla n d . O re., co rn er T » y lo r. Used 11 A I .E W I S , P r o p M o n t a v llla S t a ., P o r t la n d . O r e g o n STOCK TH AT G R O W S k .n e s t s t o r k t h a t r a n b e r a is e d a t a p r ic e you w ill lik e t o p a y . W rite o r ca ll. RFD N o . 1, M o n t a v i l l a S t a ., P o r t l a n d , O r Truck Bargain I N F O R M A T I O N Republic, One Ton wi.b God Body. DEPARTMENT W r it e for our free circular of truck bargains. A C C O R D IA N P L E A T IN G K n i f e a n d b o x p le a t in g , h e m s t it c h in g . O r e g o n d i s t r i b u t o r a G. M . C. t r u c k s 10c y d . B u tto n s co v e re d . M a il o r d e r « a 200 Se c on d S t . P o rtla n d , Ora. s p e c ia lty . N o v e lt y S h o p , 85 Vx F i f t h 8 t ., P o r t la n d . ■ R A Z IN G . W E L D IN G X C U T T IN G N o r t h w e s t W e ld in g * H u p p ly C o . I t 1st St C H IR O P R A C T O R A N D E L E C T R O - 2 1 2 Oregonian R«tiding. T H E R A P E U T IC S PORTLAND. ORECON D r s . B a k e r a n d O les on , 217 D e k u m B l d g C U T F L O W E R S A F L O R A u D E S IG N S C l a r k e B ro s. , E lu ri a t a , 2t7 M o r r i s o n 8 L Female and Rectal Troubles and D A N C IN G E V E R Y N OON X E V E N IN G O rla n ta l C afa. C h l n . s e - A m a n c a n K ltch sn GLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS r Broadw ay aad W ash P O R T L A N D F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K S C o m m e r c i a l I r o n W o r k s 7th A M a d is o n . * 3 E l e c t r i c i t y H y d r o t h e r a p y G U A R A N T E E D R E B U I L T M A C H IN E S T y p e w r i t e r C o , t 4 - A fciB a L H A R D W OOD F L O O R IN G , J . r (d: - ■ ■ O a k - L e a f H a r d w o o d F l o o r C o , 221 E. an d ir e c t s . T ra n 7 * t h St. N F l o o r s e l e c t r i c san de d. I p a t ie n t s t r e a te d . MFGS. OF V U L C A N IZ E D ROOF P A IN T Ideal H em e-Like Surrounding«. N e w r o o f« a n d r e p a ir in g d o n e Young 115 E a s t T w e n t y - E i g h t h S t r e e t a n d W o o d s . 1103 K C a r u t h e r » S t ._________ C o r n e r o f A ld e r MFGS. OF R E E D F U R N IT U R E T h o n e E a s t 4222 P o r t la n d . O r e g o n I B u y C o a s t M a d e G o o d s H e e d S p e c ia lt y S h o p , 319 W i ll i a m « A v t .__________________ P Y O R R H E A D E N T IS T S S m i t h ,L o r .g ,S t e v e n s o n , 310 B u « h - I x i n e B ig S IL O S A N D W A T E R T A N K S N a t io n a l T a n k A P ip e C o ., P o r t la n d . F I S T V I .A , F I S S U R E . I t c h i n g a n d a ll o t h ­ er re cta l o IIP n s e x c e p t C a n c e r p e r m s - ! T Y P E W R I T E R S — N E W O R R R P i J l L T R e b u ilt T y p e w r i t e r C o ., 3u4 O a k S t r e e t n - n t l y c u r e d w it h o u t a s u r g ic a l o p e r a t io n , M y m e th o d o f tre a tm e n t s a v e s th e t is ­ W e lte e . S ystem o f S uggestive T h e r a p y s u e I n s te a d o f d e s t r o y i n g it. It Is p a in - | D r. T . \\ . A ye r.«, 715 D e k u m B ld g le s s , r e q u ir e s n o a n e s t h e t i c a n d is p e r m a ­ W H O L E S A L E A N D R E T A I L T I N W A R E nent T h e r e Is n o c o n f in e m e n t t o b e d , n o s P o r t la n d T i n w a r e M fg C< . 4T i lr » t S t. I n t e r f e r e n c e w it h b u s in e s s o r s o c i a l e n ­ A L A S K A P L U M B I N G A H E A T I N G CO. g a g e m e n ts P l u m b in g # F i x t u r e » a n d S u p p lie s P ip e 1 g u a r a n t e e a c u r e o r w ill r e fu n d y o u r F i t t i n g « , lo w e s t p r ic e s . 363 K M o r r is o n ; fe- M O N U M E N T S — E. 3d a nd P i n e Sts. C a ll o r w r it e f o r b o o k le t . O t t o S c h u m a n n G r a n it e A M a r b le W o r k s M e n t io n t h is p a p e r w h e n w r it i n g MOTORCYCLES A ND PARTS A ll m a k e « E a « y term s E A S T S ID E M O T O R C Y i ’ L K CO. 44 4 « G R A N D A Y E . Se con d « nd Mor r»« on Sts., P o r t l a n d . O r t , W ENTW ORTH & IR W IN IN C . DR. G. E. W A T T S S P E C IA L IS T Glen Haven Rest Hom e BATTLE CREEK METHODS PILES D R . C. J. D E A N • • a a A delicious p ep p e rm in t flavo red sugar Jacket around pep­ permint flavored chew­ ing gum. Whi aid your appetite and digestion, polish your teeth and moisten your throat. UNITED B u m n The Flavor Lasts Steel-Head Trout. “ P IC N IC ." i niNO the early years of the past century It w-as cus­ tomary for those who were Invited to an outdoor entertain­ ment to bring their own re­ freshments with them. A list of what was considered nec­ essary would he made out and passed around among the guests, and esch person would agree to furnish a certain por­ tion of the repast, the name of each article Ivetng then crossed, or nicked, oft the list. For this reason, this form of what the French refer to as fete cham- petre tiers me known as a "plck- and-nlck,” referring to the selection or picking of the various articles and tlie cross­ ing them off upon the card, and, through the usual contrao tlon, the central wont was dropped and the term shortened to “picnic." Though this wont (fives not appear to have been used prior to 1N02, outdoor entertainments of this nature were common during the two centuries which preceded. Malnwarlng, in a letter dated November 22. I d * , describes a birthday |>erty for the prince of Wale», at which "every man did bring his dish of meat.” "Sir George Young's Invention," adds the writer, “was four huge brawny pigs, D Don't try to see bow many fowls yon ■an keep, but how well you can k e e p them. Don't overcrowd your house« or yards; crowding l j dangerous. ESTIMATED 1921 APPLE CROP Commercial Output Placed at 18,000,- 000 Barrels Compared W ith 36,- 000,000 Year Age. Federal estimate put the apple crop this year at lns.OOOOOO bushel- as compared with 240.0*10,000 bushels last year and a flve-year average of 103.000.000 bushels. The commercial crop for the country Is estimated at 18000.000 barrels compared with 30. 000000 barrels last year. Regularly. Pear trees should he given rather regular pruning and some o f the very old trees, which have huge rlnaters of weak spurs, can he relnvlgorated rapidly by spur thinning, thinning out one-fourth to one third of the spurn. First-C!»*» F ru it. The fruit that br'ngs tlie top price la flrst-cless fruit that reaches the market In as good condition as It leave« the orchard and that la packed In a neat and attractive manner piping hot and harnessed with ropes of sausages, all tied In a monstrous bog pudding.” (C o a r r ig h t > o: the crm FU L era 5 om tK ou I ® lear»Your Skin w p , Olntnirnt.Talfilm. V e everywhere Sample* frew of Cutir m a Laboratori«* i. IA*14« d . Z u i Scotland, the “ Land o' Cakes." I THE ROMANCE OF WORDS a C u tic u ra Soap W ill H e lp Y o u The steel-head trout is classed as a salmon by fisherfolk and the fishing trade, and it Is said that it was given the name “ steel head” because o f the hardness of its skull. Fishermen tell that it often requires several blows from a club to kill this fish when cap­ tured and taken into a boat. (C o p y r ig h t.) Granapoulea. William said Gus ap- [ ment Gus beat William over the head preached him Sunday night and put with the revolver and then ran away. “You wa.it a warrant because he “ Keep Her." Says Demetropoloue to the proposition up to him. "i k m e stole your wife?” asked Judge Jacobs. H er Abductor. Who Asked you will come across with $1.000, I'll [ “ No. because be threatened me and Ransom. m give her b ack ; otherwise I’ll keep her struck me," said the desolated hus­ band. • Chicago.—The qnesfl m o f what a myself.” “ What. $1.000 for a w ife»" William ' renlly g* d wife Is worth ha- been For Oil Stains. I n. O -h. ir of W responded. “ I don't wnnt her. You liatn Iiemetropolou.«, who refused to can keep her.” To remove obstinate oil stains mix Then, he say*. Gus poked a revolver well three ounce» of spirits of tur- | pay f t . 1 nut) ransom to get his wife hack against his ribs and said that unless ■ pen tine and one ounce of essence of from her abductors. William appeared In Ju Ige Jacob's William produced the $1.000 he would lemon and apply as you would any court and asked a warrant for Gus shoot him. After soo.e further argu- j other scouring substance. ’ HIS WIFE NOT WORTH $1,000 a --------- O--------- • Prune Pear Trees H E captain wno can first find his a There Is mighty little money in fowls that are always kept hungry, but there Is also a difference between well-fed and overfed hens. a LIFE. These derelicts swarm the city streets, crowd the park benches and crawl at night like hunted things to some wretched attic or dark doorway. They began their voyage under the soft blue sky and the bright sunlight, with their white sails swelling In friendly breezes, proud ami Joyous In the glorious vigor o f youth, thought­ less of hidden shoals and contrary winds. They mocked nnd Jeered those who stood at the wheel so soberly, scan­ ning the shifting clouds, watching the “ draw” of tlie sails and the behavior o f the craft that in some unaccount­ able way had bqpome a part o f them. At the end o f years, when life- skies begin to purple, these solver wheelmen, jvntlent and earnest still, find their way to friendly ports, wear­ ing the smile o f triumph. * • • The other ships, whose cnptuln* lacked earnestuess, patience and self- reliance, never came hack. Their storm w recked sailors, picked up here and there, lack Incentive to make an­ other voyage— erring, shiftless and untrue, like their captains. They are untouched with the radi­ ancy of better things. • Opportunity succeeds opportunity, but they shun It. Hope, they will tell you. is dead, but they decline to tell you thut they themselves killed It. • • a How are you sailing your ship? Are you devoting to It your full at­ tention, putting Into your llfework r 11 the ability, sincerity and energy that you can command? If you are, there will be no park benches and wretched attics awaiting you at the end o f your voyage, but In their stead there will be the sweet consciousness of a well won reward, the blessing of an uncomplaining soul and these mean true and abiding hap­ piness whatever your surroundings. Keep the poultry, as well as a l l other living things on the farm, on good j terms with you by keeping on good | terms with them. T h e V ill a N u r s e r ie s OF hearings in the snarling storm at sea. Is he who will 1« first to reach a safe harbor. And so it is with sailors on the turbulent sea o f life, when tem­ pestuous winds blow and adversity conies. In this sense, we are all captains, each at the wheel o f a craft of our own, responsible for its keeping and Its guidance to still waters. Some of us face storms with calm­ ness and abiding faith. Others miss their bearings, lose courage and through fear, fall to gain contr*d of their ship, which drifts on the rock* a hopeless wreck, with themselves and their crews clinging to broken spars. Scubby or scaly less can be cured tiy applying « mixture o f lard and kerosene twice a week for a month. TREES AND PLANTS "F u ry - W e o f f e r p la n t e r s a fu ll lin e o f g e n e r a l Hub well in among the scaes. N u r s e r y S t o c k , b u y w h e r e y o u w ill, b u t a a a t h in g t o r g e t o u r p r i c e s fir s t. B e n e d ic t N u r s e r y C o ., The poorest sandy soil is l»est for Ih » C D 185 E . 87th S t. N ., P o r t la n d , O r e g o n . poultry because such land usually nttm a a*« STRUTS esRTUAHQ secsoa dries off rupldly and hence gapes, Guaranteed Nursery Stock Everything for the Motorcyclist. o r W w e r it h e a v e fo r g o p t r J ic u e st s . w h a t y o u w a n t . Call rheumatism and other germ diseases seldom appear. R u s s e l lv il l e N u r s e r y Co. Rebuilt H arley-D avid ton M OTORCYCLES WRKLEYS Something to Think About t m v lw t jy j % feel vs i f I'm living in v .story b ook — ■ I dorvt know w k v t tkv n v xt svys And I ctn ktxdly w?ut to look. “ Land o’ Cakes” Is a name given to j j Scotland, where oatmeal cakes form I j an important article o f diet, especially j among the lower classes. The phrase was made famous by Robert Burns In I 1789, In his poem "On Cnpt. Grose’s Peregrinations Through Scotland.” Cuticura Com forts Baby’s Skin When red, rough and Itching with hot baths of Cuticura Soap nnd touches of Cuticura Ointment. Also make use now nnd then of thut exquisitely scent­ ed dusting ivowder, C'uttcuru Taleum, one of the indispensable Cuticura Toilet Trio.— Adv. RJSCWSS i BALL BLUE ia n e e d e d in e v e r y d e p a rtm e n t o f h o u « e - k e e p in g . E q u a lly w o o d f o r t o w e ls , table lin e n , sh e e ts and p i ll o w ca s e s. G rocers 5c. A laric's Pillage of Rome. On August 24, 410, Alarlc. at thr i head of the Goths, entered Rome at midnight, allowing pillaging for six j days, but giving orders to his soldiers to be sparing of bloodshed, respect the honor of women and not to burn the buildings dedicated to religion. A part vf the city was destroyed with many ancient works of art. Lines to Be Remembered. Don't Mention It. To do an evil action is base; to do a good action without incurring danger is common enough; but it Is the part of a good man to do great and noble deeds, (hough he risks everything.— Plutarch. "Through a process of scientific cal­ culations anyone may now view him­ self as the center of the universe,” said Professor J. "That may be, pro­ fessor,” replied his friends, “ but please do me the favor not to mention it to my wife.” W here Reasonableness Ended. W a te r Consumption. "Reasonable puppies," advertises a An average American town uses for dog advertiser. Did you ever see a puppy that was reasonable when he all purposes from 60 to 150 gallons of water a day for each inhabitant. got hold of your Sunday hat? English Poet. Fact» About Hydrophobia. Many people have an idea that dogs Thomas Campbell, Knglish poet, au- i thor of “ Pleasures of Hope,” died at only go mad during the so-called "dog Boulogne, France, In a state of im­ | days.” As a matter of fact, the dis­ becility on June 15, 1844, at the age ease that drives dogs mad— hydropho­ bia or rabies— can be contracted at ' of sixty-seven. any time from a rabid animal and Is scarcely more prevalent at one season Trouble H unters. According to the dispatches 30,000 than at another. Germans will soon leave the Father- land for Mexico. Haven't they had enough trouble yet? HAVE YOU A FAMILY? Health Is Your Greatest Asset Anderson, Cal.— “ I always u«e Pierre’» Family Medicine* when in n* < d of a n ne­ edy for any sicknee»; and recommend them to other pc,pie who arc ailing. V> hy shouldn't I when I owe my life now to the use of I>r. Pier Golden Medical Discovery and my wife's good health to tlie (M e of Itr. Pierre's Favorite Prv*< rip- tion and Pleaennt Pellet»? We have a family of ten children, all well nnd henrtv, for which to a great extent we owe thank» to I)r. Pierce » medicine», which ww use alien aick.”— O. W. I’mwley, Box 51 a. Druggist» sett Dr. Pierce’s famous remedt**, tali let» or liquid. Whenever you feel the nerd of good confidential medical advice, address Dr. IVree, pres­ ident Invalid»' Hotel, Buffalo, N .I ., and anrwer will be returned without chaige of any kind. "Fiasco” M eant Failu re. Fiasco 1» the Italian word for a bot­ tle or flask. It is said that the Vene­ tian glassblower». In making their beautiful glassware, when they dis­ covered a flaw In the bulb would con­ vert It Into an ordinary flask or fiasco whence fiasco came to mean a failure. Im portant Consideration. When naming young son, parents should insure his future happiness by selecting Initials that will make a pretty monogram. ■ H IN K E W ALKER B U SIN ESS CO LLEG E I» tha h lg g o a t m eet p a rfa ctly auulpoed Huatneee T r a in in g H‘ hn.4 in th a N o rth ­ w est. F U jrourweif fo r a h igh er position Are Yea Satiséd? • Uh m o ra m o n e y ' e n w a a a a t p o e ltlo n a a a e o r e g o u r O r a a u uatea. at' W r i t e f A r a a t a i o g - F o u r t h a n d T a m hi 0, P. N. U. No. 43, 1821