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o o INFORMATION DEPARTMENT H OÁT E L % SCHOOL DAYS • A C C O R D IA N P L E A T IN G i » i i il i ■ ■■ 1 ■ . . r r r *: ; .1 ~ r . ____ K iiifa «rid box pleatin g, hem stitchin g. V _ r [Td. dee - e e »? [ ( ta» J« V“ fj WS y*u ’‘H 10c yd. B uttons covered. M ail orders a ------ - 1 ~ - — ~c- ' i FN » • I I»»»* ««!. “ t»«tu »itj. kr».« - specialty. N o v e lty Shop. IS 1* F ilt h St.. Portland. w x .- A t Heilig Theater, Portland, O regon d N A Z iN G , W E L D IN G A C U T T IN G ' 3 hifM, S k I m T h 4 l a v i W * « Tex »•* N orth w est W eld in g a ftupnly P o . 13 1 s t St 1 AJ fl—J ê* V«\ ©i\ roBTLAND . O U M ATINEES 1 Sc to 50c. N IC H T S - 1 Sc to * I 00 C H IR O P R A C T O R A N D E L E C T R O - even t u ' " E lccpt Sunday« end Hulidftt». T H E R A P E U T IC S T h e pleasure o f your trip to P o r t 4 h , " » t ' m I » I 't t Drg. B a k e r and Ulrnon, 81? Dekum Btdg. i land w ill depend upon the hotel you j - g«Tt« be ce-el»l \ alone b e n d bo:V » e le c t C ozy surroundings, m oderate C U T F L O W k H H A h e u r tA t. L 'k k iG N k »n {.i.-k u f » iti« V F*»nk eente W »1!/ rates, and the w elcom e you find In C la rk » B ro s , F lo ris t«, 237 M orrison alt W 'ik » y t e e t k your own home town, a w a it you at D A N C IN G E V E R Y NO O N A E V E N IN G 2 X 5 Aider Street. Portland. Ore«vn. tha Multnomah. Oriental Cafe. Chinese A m erican K itchsn Will rent you a room for H ut) per day. ur a room C orner Broadw ay and Wash P O R T L A N D 1 h v with bath for il.SU to *2.00 per day? Garage in Connection. FO U ND RY AND m a c h in e w o r k * Coca m e rota) Iron W o rks, 7 th * M adison A good place to and Li va Wall. 6oc iuacheon at noon G U A K A M t t u H t o u i L l MAtULNkaft Eyes Examined. Glasses Fitted. 3 a. n *rk SC n T y p e w rite r C o , »4 A eta at R ep airin g dona by mail. Moat H A R D W O O D F L O O R IN G modern equipm ent. S atisfaction O a k -L e a f H ard w ood F lo o r C o , 231 K. £ u s ra n ttM . Sixth »tree! opposite The Oregonian snd A l Tilth Floors electric sand P R E - W A R P R IC E S der »tree! opposite Meir & Frank’». The Be»t MFGS. OF V U L C A N IZ E D ROOF P A IN T C la rk -B ro w er Optical Co.. 112| 6th Strest Eating place in the City. The Fine»t CoHee N ew roofs and rep a irin g done Young and Pa»try a Specialty. and W oods. 1103 E. C arutners St.________ M FGS. OF R E E D F U R N IT U R E Buy Coast M ade Goods. K ecd S pecialty Write us for price» and market conditions on _ Shop, 319 W illia m s A v g _________________ P Y O R R H E A O E N T lS T g try, elc. Smith Long Stevenson 310 Buah A Lana Bldg. | Forty Years in the Same Location. all Aid A M ) WATER TANAS - jf i National Tank A i'ipe Go.. Portland.____________ TYPEWRITERS--NEW OK KLHl 1LT Rebuilt Typewriter Co.. 3u4 Oak Street._______ Bampiaeach (Soap. OinWnrnt.Takwfn) fN io fN U - cwra i»oor»ton— LaboralorlM. Day« X UU.a. M m i « W e lte r System of S u ggestive T h e ra p y cura Pi IT V\ A yers, ?11 Dekum Bldg ' _ _______________ W H O L E S A L E A N D R E T A IL T IN W A R E P ortlan d T in w a re M fg Co., 47 F irs t Origin of * Beyond the Pale.” A L A S K A P L U M B IN G A H E A T IN G CO. ' I In the time of King John that part Plu m b in g f i x t u r e s and Supplies. I ’ ipe F ittin g s , low est price». 3u3 L M ornaon of Ireland which was subject to Eng 'NJ U Y " n v ií M O TO RCYCLES AN D P A R TS lish rule was divided into 12 coun A ll makes. E asy terms. E A S T S ID E M O T O R C Y C L E CO. ties. and the entire district was known 44 4k G R A N D A Y E . ____________ as the Tale. From this originated M r. O. L . P a rro tt, DOORS A N D W IN D O W S W e can sell you Doors, W in dow s. R o o f 3319 E ast 49th St. 8 E , Wot-m o*il ing, P a in t, G lass und B u ilders’ H a rd w a re the expression “ beyond the pale,” P ortlan d , O regon, W r ite s : direct. W e are m anufacturers. W r ite fo r meaning outside the law or beyond prices b efore buying. lie s cock Sash 4k F o r tw o years I had su ffered fro m a severe jurisdiction. Inside the Pale, English 213 F irs t S t., Portland.__________ case o f stom ach trouble, lum bago and rh eum a F A R M M A C H IN E R Y tism. A ft e r m eals I su ffered such pains in the law was acknowledged and obeyed, U1111111111111 II 1111111111111 11 1111 II 11 II 11111111'if 1*. E. Ksbenahude, 366 E M orrison St. p it o f m y Stomach 1 could h ardly stand it and P ortlan d . A g ricu ltu ra l Im plem ents and while the land outside was in an al som etim es g o t so bud <*f f i Just had to lie down. F a rm M ach in ery N ew and 2nd Hand. M y stren gth a ll le ft me, 1 didn’ t seem to have most constant state of uproar and a p article o f en ergy and 1 could n ever get a PERSO NAL llow to Succeed—How to Get good n igh t's sleep. I alw ays fe lt so tired and M A R R Y IF Y T i)N E L Y T T o r're s u lts , try m e. dissension. Ahead—How to Make Good w orn out 1 could hardly stay up. best and m ost successful “ H om e M ak er,'* W o rd » of fran k cheer, glances of kge a I frien d ly eyes. I Just su ffered ag on y from lum bago when I ly con fid e n tia l; m ost relia b le, years of i B y J E S S I E R O B E R T S = Australian Cannibals. L o v e ’ » sm allest coin, which yet to som e stooped o ver and m y arm s and knees, in fa c t all exp erien ce; d es crip tion » free. “ T h e S uc m ay give o f m y jo in ts hurt so badly at tunes 1 could cessful C lu b ," M r». N A S H , Box 556, Cannibalism, apparently, has its re hard ly w alk and m y arm s go t so s t iff and ached T h e morsel that m ay keep a live a » t a r v « O A K L A N D , C A L IF O R N IA . __ Ing heart. so badly that 1 could h ardly ra ise m y hands to finements. In north Australia there C L E A N I N G A N O D Y E IN G _____ com b m y hair. C O L I T I C A L POSITIONS. are certain cannibal tribes who make! F o r re lia b le C lean in g and I>>eing s e r v ^ t *| GOOD FOODS. W ell, I kept on rending about P A R K R O O T ice send parcels to ua W e pay return T O N IC , how it would assist N a tu re and build postage. In form ation and prices g iv e n a practice of eating their slain friends, * up your system , until 1 fin a lly decided to try it, upon request. but not their enemies—a habit which 1 IA DESSLKT which 1* different but and it c erta in ly proved to be a lu ck y decision E N K .E S C1TT D T E W O R K S fo r me. Established 1190 P o rtlan d ought not to conduce to friendliness. g Y which Is both attractive und L E A R N M U L T IG R A P H IN G ■ nulritous 1«: W h y It w as alm ost no tim e a fte r I started T h e C allan School, o n ly recognized ta k in g H A R K R O O T T O N IC un til I w as much f R ic e l c « C ream . school on the coast. E xp erien ced o p e ra Wolsey's Grave. im proved, and a fte r takin g m y fou rth bottle I tors alw a ys in dem and 4u5 A r tis a n » Bldg : >ll two and one-lmlf tuhles|a>onfuls can say th at it has put me in fin e health again. Somewhere amidst the ruins of L et-, D RLG Lt I C IA N rice In h pint of milk with three- . ' w u-k . : i -i dy |H->.% ii). i w oi i Chronic diseases a specialty. Dr. S / l i “Where Uose C« uUrts Aboad” T , ,T'~‘ r.utZTr 1 1?........... > i, -1 3 DO 10U LNOW THAT THE ALDER HOTEL Hotel Alder ■— « j ki « f G BAB’S RESTAURANT f e g a w r iT\ ■ qgf' * h m h h i i ] L Cafeteria n Veil Hogs, Pou & So Pa I ige Yirtland, Oregon N o Soap Better Fruits, Putatoes, Onions, ------For Your Skin------ n •Than Cuticura After Two Years of Suffering, Four Bottles Restore This Man to Fine Health 2?.,A L F iisfvin ' ■ «W S I rfolh rà Coots Book I THF GIRL ON THE JOB | siiiiiiittiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaiiiiH iiiiiiiiiî? BARK ROOT TONIC A Mild L a x a tiv e : A System Builder C on stipation is the cause o f m ost all ailm ents. I f your system is in a w eak ened condition through constipation, show ing that N atu re has lost its hold, let a good T o n ic such as B A R K R O O T T O N IC assist N a tu re and restore your good health. F o r sale a t all reliab le drug stores, or w rite CELRO KOLA CO. Portland Sole Mfgrs. Oregon Old Carpets Worth Money B rin g them to us In your auto o r send them parcel post. Instead o f b u yin g new rugs, ladies, save your old carpeta, rugs and w oolen cloth in g L e t us m ake new rugs fo r you T h e oldest and best equipped fa c to ry. F lu ff and ra g rugs woven, all sizes; carp ets r e fitte d ; 9x12 rugs steam cleaned. 31 50 W h en you g e t to town. Phone E ast 3580 NORTHWEST RUG CO., 188 Hast Eight Street, Portland, Ore. Allen. 302 Raliegh Building. E M B R O ID E R IN G A N D P L E A T I N G — A ccord ia n side and box P lea tin g, H e m stitch in g, Buttons C overed, B raidin g, etc. K. Stepnans, 219-20-21 1’iit o ik Block. _ H O R S E S , M U L E S B O U G H T , S O LD C row n Stables, Inc., 2&5 F ront St., P o r t land, Ore. H orses and mules for sale or hire. S pecial rates to lo gge ts and c o n tractors. W ith or w ith ou t harness. i *hi lip Su< tt ur, Pres, t l 8. S T A B L E S . 365 Union A vs. D ra ft 1 bou gh t i>. C. L. Chappell, 222 Union A v e . South. M A C H IN E R Y Send ua your Inquiries fo r a s y th la g Is Iro s or W oodw orkloir Mschlaerjr, L o ggin g. Bawmill, C on tra ctor»’ Kqulpootst, Loco- luotlvea. Boiler». K iislu »», C'ruahera, Rail, t able. Belting, etc. Burke M achinery Co., |M R a ilw a y Exchange Bldg.. Portland, Or. P O R T L A N D SH O E R E P A IR S . M A IL 'E M D a v is B ios., A m e ric a n Shoem akers, 108 4th St.____________________ M odel Shoe R epair, 2?2'W aahington~St. RAZOR B LA D E S R E S H A R P E N E D R azors ground and honed. M ail s a fety blades to d a y. T h e Grinder, S ixth 8t. SALESM EN W AN TE D W e w a n t a household brush salesman In each county. Splendid op p o rtu n ity for w ork er to establish lu c ra tiv e business. B e rg e n M fg Co., 263 o a k i$t., P ortlan d S A N IT A R Y B E A U T Y PA R u O R W e kelp the app earan ce e f womem. T w e n ty -tw o Inck sw itch or tra a a ie rm »- tlon, value $7 60, p rice $2 45 400 to 412 P a h UBS ftldg. _________ W IL L E Y F R U IT CO M PANY. IN C .. Portland, Oregon. W an ted to buy, three cars fan cy Burbank potatoes, tw o cars apples, one ca r onions. C on signm en ts s o licited A ll kinds o f fr u it and producs bought fi»r cash.____________ _________________ Fire Proof and Modern N--^ e?I N9 I W C LftJtNIN# liràtUtNMINT Grand Avenue el Yamhill PO RTLAN D . ORE. RITZ H O T E L PAR K A N D MORRISON STS. Depot Morrison Cars direct to Hotel. Popular Prices. Center Shopping and Theater district. F R A N K A. C LA RK . Prop., formerly with Clyde Hotel. cester abbey, which the earl of Dysart ‘ on are well titled t » do such work. has presented to Leicester, lies the There Is no reason at all wtiy/a woman dust of the great Cardinal Wolsey, but should not l>e commissioner of street the site of his grave, like that of cleaning, and there seem to lie many Moses, is unknown. reasons pointing to the fact that she would be un excellent one. As factory Inspectors, as recorders, nnd in posi Don’t Forget Cuticura Talcum When adding to your toilet requisites. tions Inning to do witii the household I An exquisitely scented face, skin, baby side of the coinniuuity, women can do and dusting powder and perfume, ren excellent work. Women who go into politics should dering other perfumes superfluous. You may rely on it because one of the go with n sense of service to the body Cuticura Trio (Soap, Ointment and politic. If they do that and can point Talcum). 25c each everywhere.—Adv. to results that prove them square, honest and devoted, many women are going to llnd themselves elected to city Lays Progress to the “ Kicker.” Jolts. The reasonable man adapts himself If you have a bent toward civic to the world; the unreasonable one work, study the problems In your own persists in trying to adapt the world to community. The past generation saw himself. Therefore, all progress de the marvellous development o f women pends on the unreasonable man.— Ber as to the business world. The coining one Is sure to see nn equally nmazing nard Shaw. eniry into the world of political work. So fur women who have been a|e Relief. pointed to various city or state posi “ Helen came back from the seashore tions have not hail to play politics. without a husband.” * “ And was her They have been given such positions father angry?” "N ot at all. He was because they were fitted for them and afraid she was going to bring home bad the necessary training. That Is the right spirit. Get your training and a husband for him to support.”— Bos do your studying, know your problema ton Transcript. and ttie type of |>eople with whom you must work. If you are tit for the Job, Trade Secrets. you liave as good a chance as your Among the ancient trade secrets are brother to get it—or you will have be I the Chinese method of making a bril fore old time Is much older. j EXPERT Rest Home Dyeing & Cleaning Glen Haven E le c tric ity H yd ro th erap y Had Him Long Time. My little brother, six, was asked how BA1TLE CREEK METHODS EXCELLENT SERVICE Applied a » your p h y sic i old his grandpa was, and he answered: By Parcel Post. Return Postage Paid. Write foi an d irects. T ra n s ien t "I don’t know how old he is, but I ___________ p atien ts treated. Circulars and Prices. 115 East T w e n ty -E ig h th S treet | know we have had him a very long C orn er o f A ld e r “A t Your Beck and C ali Phono E a s t 4222 P ortlan d , O regon time.” AUTO REPAIR PARTS Send for free catalog PISTONS— PISTON PIN S — RINGS Cylinder and Crank Shaft Grinding Auto motive Machine Work and Weldiag. COOK A G IL L CO.. IN C 11th and Burnside SU. Portland. Ora. Phone: Bdwy. SfSl Used F ire P ro o f and M odern N E W H O U STO N HOTEL Truck Bargains 3-4 to 5 ton, $ 10 0 .0 0 up. C. 8. Richardson, M an ager W e e k ly R a te « to P erm an en t (Juest* Write for complete list, (Sixth and E v e re tt S treet*. T h re e Block* W E N T W O R T H A IR W IN IN C . fr.im N e w Post o ffic e. F ou r Blo< ka from O r ©con d istrib u to rs Cl. M. C. trucks U nion D epot. P ortlan d , Ore. | | 200 Second St. P ortlan d , O r » PILES DR. G. E. W A T T S 212 Oregonian Pm Id ing. PORTLAND. OREGON SPECIALIST Female and Rectal Troubles and GLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS KODAKS L e t us finish w h a t your K od a k began Beat w ork, best service. Old established K odak fin is h er», 12 years In P ortlan d. M ail o rd ers giv en »pe< ial care. W e pay rrturn p »»tag»* A ll prints m ade on Velox paper. R e g u la r E astm an D ealers, all the K od ak s and sundries in stock. K od ak or Prem o ca ta lo g sent on request. Eveland A L e w i«, 413 E ast M orrison S t , P ortlan d (C o p y rig h t.) ----------O --------- liant vermilion color and the Turkish method for Inlaying gold or silver on the hardest steel. LYRICS OF LIFE By DOUGLAS MALLOCH THE Y MAN YOUR OU m m u lm o BOY W ILL BE. w orry, w on der w i s t Partial to Glove«. Your boy will be a m an; When Elizabeth was queen of Eng Ton like to look ahead a lot, land «he was very partial to fine Ttie futu re try to n a n . gloves as presents, giving them to her You hope h e'll b e a man In fa c t A * well as man In alee. friends and enjoying It very much And ao hi* e v e ry boyteh a c t You watch with anxious eyea. when they were given to her. But do not w o rr y —you can tell Food for Horses» T h e man you r boy w ill be. he the truth w ill follo w welt It has been demonstrated that sea I f Tou try to m ake him see; weed, after the salt has been extracted | You need not watch hie nikhta and d a y « by a specific process, forms excellent j In search o f gu ilt or gull<e- Tou o n ly need to turn your ga ze food for horses and that the animals ' Upon y o u rse lf aw hile. evidently enjoy It. T h e re la the place fo r men to look. F o r fath ers to Inquirer Bong do not learn life fro m a book T h e y learn tt fro m th eir alre. T h e rule you m ake your boy obey Must he the rule fo r y o u * T h e boy w ill h e e l the thing you s o ) But mure the thing w ill do. “Ruptured” O U R G IF T T O T H E EMUDB Now We Know Better. ppfora you order your »* adding annonnremniti A beauty specialist writes: “ Bunions sa . m . » THE C H LT O PA PHI S F IS T U L A , F IS S U R E . Itch in g *n d ell o th A ri’wjupst for «ample» entitle» rou to 50 bea itif ui W e c a r r y a com p lete line and corns should be taken to a compe er rectal condition* e*. ept U .in rer p erm a railing cards in an engraved effect free of charge o f tnrasc*. Including the n en tly cured w ith ou t a surgical operation. Broadway at Taylor Portland. Onego» tent chiropodist.” Our custom has al Itrooka A p p lian ce, D r* | M y m ethod o f trea tm e n t saves the tis- " A M oderate P riced H otel o f Merit*» ■uc Instead of d estro yin g It It Is p ain S m ith 's “ H o n eet Joh n ," ways been to mail them.— Boston less. ro iu lr e * no an esth etic and is perm a- It le not difficult to know Mood, 8 tlc k - T lte , a n d , T ranscript. nant. T h e re Is no con fin em en t to bed, ao T h e fu tu re o f th * lad. D eath er C overed 8 p rln * In te rferen c e w ith business or social en F e et M orrison A t , at East Sixth, th« F o r he w ill v ery lik ely g ro w T ru e * fittin g I* a seien - I ga gem en ts Principal Fast 014« Hotel I minutes frovr F z a c tly Ilka hie dad- Described. p p :n f D is tr ic t F o u r blocks from • P T gu ara n tee a cure o r w ill refund your tific business with me T h e life he leasts a * tim e unfoida. Rast Bide S ta tio n ._______ 1 An optimist is a man who believes | (n o t a side lin e). W hen boyhood d a re are fled. r (7 nr w -, • e for * ' -t that whatever la might have been ( W ilt b* the life he now b eh old«— M ention this pap er »-hen w ritin g T h e life hie feth e r led worae. Wholesale Dealer» in (C o p y r ig h t) 1115 Selling Building. F A N C Y FRUITS and FARM PRODUCE 151 Front Street. Portland. Oregon. OREGON I Second and M orrison Sts.. P ortlan d. Ore. PORTLAND, HOTEL CLIFFORD DR. C. J. D E A N HIS S U C C ES S P R O V E S T R A G I C * ------ r ~ New York Man Telle Supreme Court Justice in Divorce Caae Wealth Brought Him Unhappiness. New York.— Joseph Shlmnnsky told •ss. He is wife. alimón)* trial of »Ife are The Dalles Fruit & Produce Comp’) n H fifty-four. T h .» have fiv e chil dren. Tw o daughters were married, one to a lawyer and one to a physi cian. and two were theatrical design ers earning from $8.0»«) to $10.000 a year apiece, according to the affidavit of Kchimansky. “ The Bement avenue house was bought agai nst my wishes,” be Mid. my children grow up and ■ 0 nts I could neither appre- • riate or tindIcrstamL My w ife craved fo rt«! tchraiice ment and the Itement as »K.c i f the ni'.ioa avtLUtr hullü D. W . E L R O D to he employed In attaining that end. “ My children came In contact with a different class of people than I had been accustomed to associate with. They brought these people to this large and magnificent house. I, not O * ' • ■ t - . . - '. f ; ■ ■ » .• - - - . ■ • y. became an encumbrance to the plain tiff and her daughters. I finally lec carne a stranger In tny ow n home.” S.-hiruansky said that at last he was ordered out of the house altogether. Now, he said, he lives in a furnished room and eats In re sta ie n t*. 1rs Y *n e -»■-£ - ) •> BEHNKF-WAIJCFJ» w e i m ¿ a n s ile «, h u m m u s c o l ix c f Is th * b ln e a t , most p e rfe c tly equipped Business T r a in in g K- ti,-S In ths N orth w»#t. K it yo u rself fo r t high er position -- 1 STS m on ey r » r m * o * n t y « liio n s a s s u re « our G raduates. W rite f i r « s t a io * Fourth nnd TnmhIIL P N. U. No. 42, 19211 rw . 0 MAIN POINT •L ifs I« a blank.” “ Just M. Now how are you going » fill It o u t r f 0 » 4 *hs of u cupful of sugar, a pinch or salt and when done rub through a sieve; when cold add one-half cupful of finely chopped altuonds, one fourth of a cupful of powdered sugar, one pint of whipped cream and two Mi illy beaten egg whites. Frees« and servo in sherbet glusses garnished with cbei* ries. Raisin Pie. Tills is the last word In raisin pies: Stew together one cupful of seeded raisins and one-quarter of a cupful of dried currants In one pint of apri cot Juice. Add three tahlespoonfuls of butter and two egg yolks, two table- spoonfuls of lemon Juice und sugar to tuste. Put Into a shell that bus been previously linked, cover with a meringue made with the wldtes of the eggs and four tubles|H>onfuls of augur. Hot Potato Salad. Wash nnd peel potatoes anil cut Into balls with a small French cutter— there should tie two cupfuls. Cook In hoillng salted water until tender, drnln and pour o\er the following dressing after they Hre well sprinkled with minced parsley: Mix one-ha If tea spoonful of salt, one-fourth teaspoon- ful o f pepper, four tablespoonfuls of olive oil, one-half ctipful of finely minced celery, two «llces of lemon, two tahlespoonfuls of tarragon vinegar nnd two tablespoonfuls of minced onion, one tnblespoonful o f cider vine gar. Ilent to the boiling point, re move the slices of lemon and pour over the potatoes. Soul* Cream Cak« Filling. Cook together one etipful each of sour cream and brown sugar; when thick stir In one cupful o f hickory nut meats. Add flavoring and spread ou the cake while still warm. Sardine Salad. Put two slnlks of celery Into hits, chop hnlf a teaspoonful of parsley, re move the skins and hones from a hox of sardines and break Into hits. Toss all together nnd chill. Serve with a lndled dressing with some of the oil front the can added If It Is o f good flnvor. Serve on erlsp, well chilled let tuce leaves. >" y V c L O _ < vrtXiL Coi j-rig hi. 19)1. W ss'srn M»wap*psr L'ntow --------( ) ------- THE CHEERFUL CHERUB • ■ ■ ^ — — ■ —S S —I ■ lie ■ ■ Irr\ s t u d y i n g ^ • tk e . kum'h.n rtv c t To T in d w k ie t we a re 1.11 ‘b . k o v t — H o y q u e e r t o t k in k 1 11 B e fo r e k s .v e . I to fin d d ie tk e tjn s w e r o u t ! IC V C «* « --------O-------- Bought a Quart. "But, Charlie,” pretested the sweet yeung hrlde, "father Is In no mood to night to discuss business." “ Iion’t you worry. I’ ll soon have him In fine spirits,* her wise hubby ex claimed. « * he tenderly lifted a quart bottle from bis brief case.—New York Sun. - »»*