The Monmouth herald., September 16, 1921, Image 3

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AS IF B Y M A G IC
PORTLAND. ORB.
T h e p leasu re of y o u r trip to P o r t ­
land w ill depend upon the hotel you
•elect.
C o *y aurroundingM, m oderate
rates, an d the w elcom e you find In
y o u r c w n hom e tow n, a w a it yo u at
the M ultn om ah.
Garage in Connection.
Dyeing & Cleaning
S h a v e #W ith
EXCELLENT SERVICE
By Parcel Post. Return Postage Paid.
Circulars and Price*.
Cuticura Soap
The New Way
Write for
“ A t Your Beck and Call ”
Without
T Y P E WR I T E R S
Proverb Analyzed.
Guaranteed Rebuilt«.
Rented or sold. Easy
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SWOLLEN (Varicose) VEINS
Are painful and often dangerous. Our
Hand-woven-to-fit Elastic Stockings. Belts
and Bandages always give relief.
Fitters and Makers for Fifty-five Years
Portland.
OUR GIFT TO THE BRIDE
Before you order your w a d in g announcements
and cards, write or visit T H E C H E T O P A PRESS
J A request fo r samples entitles you to 50 beautiful
callir.g cards in an engraved effect free o f charge.
Broadway at Taylor
Portland. Oregoa
PILES
M en tio n this p ap e r w h e n w ritin g.
DR. C. J. DEAN
M o r r is o n
Send for free catalog
Alder at West Park
F I S T U L A , F I S S U R E , Itrh ln g and all o t h ­
er re ctal conditions exc ept <'¿inner p e r m a ­
n en tly cured w ith ou t a su rg ic a l operation.
M y m ethod o f tre a tm en t sa ve s the t is ­
su e in stead of d e s tro y in g it. It is p a in ­
less, re q u ires no a n esth etic and is p e r m a ­
nent. T h e re is no con fin em en t to bed, no
in te rfe re n c e w ith bu sin e ss or so cial e n ­
gag em e n ts.
1 g u a ra n te e a cure or w ill re fu n d y o u r
fee.
C a ll o r w rite fo r booklet.
and
AUTO REPAIR PARTS
Cylinder and fran k Shaft Grinding
Auto­
motive Machina Work and Welding.
COOK * G IL L CO.. INC.
11th and Bumaide Sta.
Portland. Ora.
Plume: Rdwy. SW1
WOODARD, CLARKE & CO.
Second
I.et u s finish w h a t y o u r K o d a k be ga n
Best w urk . best service. O ld establish ed
K o d a k fin ish ers, 1 2 y e a rs In P o rtlan d .
M a ll o rd e rs given sp ecial care. W e p ay
return p ostage. A ll prin ts m ade on V e lo x
paper. R e g u la r K a stm a n D ea lers, all the
K o d a k s an d su n d rie s In stork. K o d a k or
P re m o c ata lo g sent on request.
E velan d
4 L e w is, 413 H a st M orriso n St., P o rtlan d .
S ts.,
P o r t la n d ,
O re .
DR. E. H. EAST
P H Y S IC IA N A N D S U R G E O N
Sp ecial t ie » ] G o i t r e s . D lse& ae» o f W o m e n
and M atern ity
O ffic e M o rg a n B u ild in g
Portlan d. O ra
DR. G. E. VVATI'S
“A
Jewels Early Drew Men’s Attention.
Personal ornaments or jewels appear
to have been among the very first ob­
jects on which the invention and in­
genuity of man were exercised. There
is no record of any people so rude as
not to employ somo kind of personal
decoration. The jew elry of the an-
I clent Egyptians has been preserved In
their tombs.
M o d e ra te
P r ic e d
SPECIALIST
TRUSS WEARERS
A ll ENTION!
Factory Representative for
The Secret is Out.
H o te l of M e r it ”
“ W hy does a woman’s hat cost so
East M o rriso n St., at E a st Sixth, t b . j much more than a man’s? Surely the
I'rln -lpKi t a s t B id » Hotel. » m in utes from
Sh oppin g D istrict. Four block, from a P. I trimming can’t account for more than
(Cast Side Station.
a fraction of the difference." “ Cer-
I tainly not, but you must remember
; that It costs more to sell a hat to a
| woman. A man seldom takes up more
I than two minutes of the salesman's
j time, while a woman will keep the en­
C o m m e r c ia l In fo r m a t io n f u r n is h e d f r w
o f c h a r g e . C a t a lo g u e s s u p p lie d a n d c o m -
tire sales staff busy for half a day.
m a r c la l in q u in e a c h e e r f u lly a ra w e ra d .
— New York Sun.
__ W r i t # a n y f i r m b e l o w
D o I* n o w l
INFORMATIO N
DEPARTMENT
A C C O R D IA N P L E A T IN G
K n ife an d box plt-utu.g, hem stitching.
10c yd.
H u tton s covered.
M a il o id e is a
specialty.
N o v e lty Shop, SSL, F ift h St.,
Portland.
t h e r a p e u t ic s
Female and Rectal Troubles and
CLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS
Freshen a Heavy Skin
; With the antiseptic, fascinating Cuti­
cura Talcum Powder, an exquisitely
scented convenient, economical face,
I skin, baby and dusting powder and
perfume. Renders other perfumes sir
I perllunus. tine o f the Cuticura Toilet
Trio (Soap. Ointment, Talcym ).—Adv.
HOTEL CLIFFORD
B R A Z IN G , W E L D I N G A C U T T IN G
N o rth w e st W e ld in g A Supply C o t* 1st Bt
C H IR O P R A C T O R A N D E L E C T R O .
212 Oregonian Building,
PO R TLAN D , OREGON
Drs. B a k e r a n d ole so n , $17 D e k u m B ld g
C U T F L O W E H S A F L O R A «. D E S I G N «
C lark e B ros., Florists. 2$; M orriso n BL
D A N C IN G E V E R Y N O O N A E V E N IN G
O rien tal C ate. C h in e se -A m e ric a n K itchen
C o rn e r B ro a d w a y an d W a s h P O R T L A N D
F O U N D R Y A N D M A C H IN E W O R K S
C om m ercial Iron W o rk s, 7th A M adison
G U A R A N T E E D R E B U I L T M ACHINES
O re go n T y p e w rite r C o , 94-A am t>L
Drs. Smiths’ "HONEST
JOHN" Truss with
D. W. ELROD,
Sept. 12th to 17th.
H A R D W O O D F L O O R IN G
O a k -L e a f H a rd w o o d F lo o r Co., 231 E
7$th St. N .
F lo ors electric sanded
M F C S . O F V U L C A N :Z E D ~ R O O F P A I N T
N e w ro ofs and re p a irin g d o n -
Yuung
KetKings Free uf Charge
and W o o d s . U u l L . C a ru th e ra St.
1115 Selling Building
PO R TLAN D .
ORFC.ON M F G S . O F R E E D F U R N I T U R E
B u y C o a st M a d e Goods.
Heed S pecialty
sh o p . 319 A i.llam s Ave.
SUPERFLUOUS HAIR
Do rot be emtwrr—aed with unsightly hair or fnrz P Y O R R H E A D E N T I S T «
on the face, neck or anna. T h , tr* m ean system Smith Long Steyen.nm 310 Bush A lan e BWg.
removes it permanently. N o electric needic or S A L V A T I O N A R M Y R E S C U E H O M E
VV ill h elp frein d .ese g n ls.
depilatary used. Eyebrows straightened.
T H E A M E R IC A N SYSTEM . «17 Pittock Block.
D A M . car. M a y fa ir A A le x a n d r ia Sta
SILOS AND W ATER TANKS
Eyes Examined. Glasses Fitted. National Tank A Pipe Co.. Portland.
A-v t
R e p a irin g done b y m ail.
M oet TYPEW R ITER S -N E W t>K RERI ILT
m odern equipm ent.
S a tisfa ction R e b u ilt T y p e w r it e r Co.. 304 Oak S t r e e t . _________
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g u aran te ed .
W e lt e r System of S u g g estiv e T h e ra p y
P R E -W A R
P R IC E S
Dr. T . VV. A y e r s , 71S D ek u m Bldg.
C lark - B r o w e r Optical Co.. 112$ 6th Street
W H O L E S A L E A N D R E T A IL T IN W A R E
P o rtlan d T in w a r e M fg. C o . 47 F irst St
A L A S K A P L U M B I N G A H E A T I N G CO.
I’lu m bin g F ix tu re s a n d Supplies.
P ip e
H a v e y o u r oM w orn out carpeta an d ¡ _ F ittin g s, lo w e st p rltes. S U i . M orriso n
w oolen c lo th e » m ade Into a rtistic r e v e r » - I C L E A N I N G A N D D Y E I N G
Ible F L U F F R U G S . C a rp e ts and ru g s re - j
F o r re liab le C lea n in g an d D y e in g a e rv -
paired, steam cleaned
R * £ ru g s a ll six**» ¡
Ire eend p a r re ls to u*.
W e p ay return
B u y fro m fac to ry a n d sa v e m oney. W r it e 1
postage
In form ation a n d p ric e , g i v e ,
fo r price».
upon request.
E X K F 8 C IT Y D T K W O R K S
E sta blish ed 119«
Portlan d
D O O R S A N D W I N D O W * ----------------------------
W e can sell y su D oors, W in d o w a , R o o f­
ing. P a in t. G la ss and B u ild e rs’ H a r d w a r e
WVr.le.aW Dealern In
direct. W e a r e m a n u fa ctu rers. W r it e for
F A N C Y FKITT8 aro f ARM PRODUCE
-e b e fo re buying.
H e a co ck t o s h *
131 Treat Street, Purr lead. Oregon.
•r C<x. 213 F irs t S t , P o rtlan d .
NEW FLUFF HI CS AT HALF
COST OF NEW CARPETS.
Northwest Rug Co.,
The Dalles Fruit & Produce Comp'y
Lour
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durdreds of Messages Sent In With
Answer Prepaid S ,y Riga
Telegraph Official*.
telegraph administration In Riga and
Reval. Most of the telegrams are
routed through these two cities, which
are In direct wire communication with
Moscow and IVtrograd.
Riga. Latvia.—A I'.hough Ituaaia h«s
wwn In open telegraph crmitnnn cation
tlfh the outside world for some
nrniiha, since the Russian English and
rario-d.« other trade agreements were
ligne«!. few telegrams ever come <mt
tf Russia in response to the thousand,
h »t are sent in, say officials o f the
“ W e have a good deal o f money on
hand, iinut--d In cont ortion w % ’an­
swer prepaid' cablegram* from Amer­
ica and else« here to Moscow and oth­
; er Russian points,” «aid an official of
i the Riga telegraph department. "T ele­
grams by the hundreds have t*N-n sent
1 in to Russia with answer prepaid, but
j very few of the answer* have come.”
:EW CABLES LEAVE RUSSIA,
A proverb hopes nothing, fears noth­
ing that the eyes do not see, the ears
do not hear. It is the doubting Thom­
as of life, of literature. "A man of
the world is.” as Mr. Balfour onco
neatly epitomized him, “ one »h o does
not believe anything good of the
world.” Well, so is a proverb.— V. H.
Kriedlaender, in Country Life.
PISTONS— PISTON PIN S— RINGS
Satisfaction or Money Back.
Eend for Book and Measure Blank Today.
Woodlark Building
Y a m h ill, P o r t la n d , O r e g o n
K O D A K S
W ’J a rju m j i a W i ^ (A
• sttm • OAK sm u ts
and
A u g m e n te d
curricu lu m ,
a b le
faculty.
H igh est stan d ard s. L>ay and n igh t course«.
C lin ical fac ilitie s unexcelled.
W r it e fo r catalogue.
"F iw y -
By F. A WALKER
THAT THE AUER HOTEL
Hotel Alder
B A B 'S
a.
K Stephans, 219-20-21 P ltto ck B lock.
HORSES. M U LE S B O U G H T ; SO LD
C ro w n Stables, Inc , M F ron t St., P o r t ­
land, Ore. H o rse s and m ules for sale or
2^5 Aider Street. Portland. Oregon.
hire
Special rates to lo g g e rs an d con ­
Will rent you a room for SI.On per day. or i
tractors.
W ith or w ith ou t harness.
with bath for f 1.50 to 8.00 pvr day?
|
T*HMHn Snetter. P re s
L. o. * i - i
o»>o l m uu stv*. A.>iall
A rood place to Eat and Lire Weh. horses bou gh t an d »o ld ._______________
Remarkable 50c luncheon at noon
C. L . C happell, 222 U n ion Ave. South.
M A C H IN E R Y
>euu us ) - u r In quiries fo r any th in g In
Sixth street opposite T h e O regonian and A l -
lrou or W t o d w o r k l l g M achinery. U m C U I
1 d e r street opposite M eir
Fran k's. T h e B est
Saw m ill, C on tractors’ ICqulpiuent, Loc<>
motives. Hollers, Uugluss. C rush er». B a ll.
Elating place in the C ity.
T h e F in est C o ffe e
Cable. Belting, etc. Burke hla> bluer? Co.,
a n d P astry a Sp ecialty.
528 R ailw ay K xrh sn ge B ldg.. P o rtland, Or.
M O TO RCYCLES A N D I ARTS
A ll m akes
E a sy term s.
A t H e ilig T h e a t e r , P o r tla n d , O r e g o n
E A S T P I P E M O T O R C Y C L E CO .
3 M l c V*. U
T i s 4 B a t e « .W
Tan D-C
44-48 G R A N D A V E ______________
M A T IN E E S - 1 Sc lo SOc.
N lC H T S -I S c «.
00
PERSONAL
Except Sundays and Holidays.
M A R R Y 'l k ' C 6 x g C f T K T f i S n u : try riif
h**st a n d most su ccesaful “ H om e M a k e r ,”
h undreds rich w ish m a rria g e soon; strlc t-
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Write us for prices ami market conditions on
•n ti
it i ■ tble; y u r i - f
experien ce; descrip tion s firo . “ T h e Sue-
Veal Hogs, Pou try, Fruits, Potatoes, Onions, etc.
essfu l C lu b ,”
M rs.
NASH ,
B o x 65 v.
Forty Years in the Same Location.
O A K L A N D , C A L IF O R N IA .
R AZOR B L A D E S R E S H A R P E N E D
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R azo rs ground and honed
M ail sa fety
blad es today. T h e G rin der,
Sixth St
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T w e n t y -t w o inch sw itch or tran aform a
Grand Avenue at Yamhill tlon. v a lu * $ 7 .i0, p r ic e $2 45
4 " u 4 12 D ek u m B i d *
PORTLAND. O R E
W IL L E Y
F R U IT
COM PANY.
IN C
Portland, Oregon.
W a n te d to buy, three-
cars fan cy B u rb a n k potatoes, taro cam
apples, one cur onions. C on sign m en ts s o ­
EXPERT
licited.
A ll kinds o f fru it an d produce
bought fo r cash._______________________________
SCHOOL DAYS
Something to
Think s ì bout
Wisdom Comes With Age.
At twenty-one a young man wants
to Join a movement to reform the
world; and he is considerably older
before he discovers that bis efforts
would better be devoted to his own
shortcomings.— Exchange.
Overtime.
"W h y must I always go to bed at a
certain time?” complained a little
Brooklyn boy, “ I don't belong to any
union.” — Boston Transcript.
Registering Thermometer.
For industries where
records are of value an
devised a registering
that can be connected to
by an alarm clock.
temperature
Inventor bus
thermometer
and operated
Paradoxical.
"There Is a contradictory sort of ad­
vertisement in the paper of this big
business firm.” ” What is It?” "It is
a summary of their winter stock.”
Safety Gloves.
Safety gloves for machinists, have
been invented, made o f chrome leather
and sewed with steel wire so that
they will not rip.
WORD
FRENCH critic, discussing the
recent famous battle for the
boxing championship of the
world, expressed surprii-e that so
many Americans should have favored
tlie challenger from abroad.
lYrliups if lie hud stopped to think
for u moment he would have real lied
that, after alt, this is in the true
sporting spirit.
That spirit is at times hard to cul­
tivate. It Is natural for a city to
want its home team to win In bnsebnlt,
and for a college to wish to see its
young giants sweep all liefore them
on the diamond, the links and the
gridiron.
“ To have and to hold” Is the motto
of national or international sport from
yachting to polo.
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It Is reasonable for a nation not to
wish to lose any championship once
it lias obtained it.
Various explanations have been
given of the popularity of Carpentler,
the best small man who stood up to j H eavens, g a t e
-S0F°Y-A/Crr.
the best big man in their business in
the world today.
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A ray o f light Is thrown on the
matter by a word that was used by
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several experts In describing the af >.
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fouglrt like a gentleman and lost like
C om es not from w h at we Jo o r w h at w ,
one.
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Tills Involved no reflection on the But d w e lls forev erm ore In w h at w e are.
champion, because nothing of an “ un-
gentlemanly” nature was done by any­ GOOD THINGS FOR THE FAMILY.
FARM o rrO K T l MT1KS
body on the memorable occasion In
OR those who enjoy hot Cakes arid
question.
AM constantly In receipt of letters
gems for breakfast, the following
The interesting tiling is the use of
from women tired of office work
the word "gentleman.”
recipe will be one to try:
who n^k what chance they Would
have hi Investing their savings in u
Popover*.
It Is an expression that Americans
small farm. They want u home, they
have been shy of from tlie earliest
M i x and sift one cupful of flour, want to be their own musters, they
days, partly because it conveyed n oue-fourth toaspoonful of salt, seven- long for the country after years o f
suggestion o f class distinction In n eighths of u cupful of milk, one-half routining labor at a desk.
country that lias no "classes’’ and ■ teuspoonful of butter, and two eggs.
Success in farming requires train­
partly because Ihe word was hard to Beat the batter with a Dover egg ing and experience us well ns a wish
define even In countries where It | henter until light.
Pour Into deep for that type o f work. A goo# bush
was in common use.
! hissing-hot Iron gem puns
well ness training and Initiative are excel­
There is no doubt that In the ; greased and bake In a hot oven for lent us stock in truiie, hut there should
strictest sense of the expression, ' thirty minutes. If baked In buttered be more llmu Unit, running is no easy
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson enrthen cups the popovers will have a Job.
nnd John Adams were “ gentlemen.”
glazed appearance.
Two young women tell me that they
Yet there onn lie equally little doubt
nre making money with a small sheep
Hint tlie first would have corrected
Apple Fritters.
farm. There is plenty of demand both
anybody who defined him In that way
Sift one cupful of flour with one for tlie wool nnd the meat. But these
by saying Hint he was n soldier, while teaspoonful of powdered sugar and two women also run an apiary, mar­
the other Illustrious two would have one-fourth teaspoonful o f salt.
Add keting their honey, in a distinctive
preferred to lie called statesmen.
two-thirds of a cupful o f water, beat­ package. It is the finest honey, nod
As for Benjamin Franklin, If any­ ing constantly. Add one-half tsble- they charge a high price for It. They
body had called him a gentleman, he spoonful of olive oil and the white of have worked up a trade with n list of
would have remarked probably that one egg beaten stilt. Core and pure private purchasers, and sell through
he preferred to bo u printer.
tart apples, sprinkle with lemon Juice, the mail.
• • *
dredge with sugar nnd let stand hntf
The thing Is to have only the very
Pnniel Webster was entertained at nn hour. Dip In fritter batter and highest class of produce, to charge
the Jockey club In Richmond on a fry In deep fut. Serve with lemon high for It, to put It into attractlvB
famous occasion.
He surprised his sauce.
and striking packages that nre nn ad-
hosts by saying that, though born In
vertlscnient In themselves, nnd to selt
New Hampshire nnd a senator from
Trifles.
direct to the consumer. With tlie par
Massachusetts, he could give three
Break one egg Into a bowl, add one- eel post this Is possible. We find It
good reasons why he could claim to fourth of n teuspoonful o f salt, and I letter to Specialize In several thing*
t*e a “ Southern Gentleman.” And he one and one half tnblespoonful* of rather than In one. Establish a mar­
gave those amid n storm o f laughter. powdered sugar.
Add flour, stirring ket for one o f your Items and jou es­
In fact, it Is only in the nrmy and until the mixture will take no more. tablish It for all.
the navy that the word “ gentleman” Turn on to a floured board, divide Into
This sounds like good talk, nnd I
survives In n teehnlcal sense. For three parts nnd roll as thin ns possl- recommend It to my readers who may
"conduct unbecoming an officer and a 1 tile.
Cut Into narrow strips or be thinking of turning to tlie furm as
gentleman” Is tlie ground for one of | squares nnd fry In deep hot fat. n source of Income.
the most serious charges that can be Sprinkle with powdered sugar mixed
(Copyrtsht )
brought against anybody who holds a with cinnamon.
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commission.
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Fritter Batter.
THE ROMANCE OF WORDS
Mix nnd sift together one cupful of
The great John Henry Newman,
flour
nnd
one
fourth
o
f
a
teuspoonful
afterwards cardinal, in discussing “ the
“T A R T A R . ”
Idea of a university” gave a consid­ of salt. Add two-thirds o f a cupful
erable part of bis time to tlie effort to of milk gradually, nnd two eggs
r A UTAH," ns applied to
beaten thick, one tnblespoonful of
define a “ gentleman.”
tlie wild tribes which
He, of course, had no more sym­ olive oil and the whites o f the eggs
Inhabit middle and cen­
pathy than any American would have fidded In after being beaten stiff.
tral Asia, I- »ae of those words
Bananas
cut
In
quarters,
sprinkled
with the view, not uncommon in parts
In which a wrongly assumed
of Europe, that a "gentleman" Is a with lemon nnd sugar, let stand half
derivation
lias modified tlie
man who lias no profession or busi­ nn hour, then dlp)>ed In the bntter and.
sjieillng and tlie very shape In
cooked
us
tlie
apple
fritters,
are
de­
ness; who lias nothing to do but noth
which we now have It, fur Mie
licious. In fact nny fruit may be
Ing.
people usually designated by
used
for
fritters.
In olden days a “ gentleman” was
this name are not “Tartar*,”
supposed to lie like Bayard, “ without
tiut “Tnters.”
fear and without reproach; kind to
The Interpolation of tlie “ r”
women nnd children; gentle in js-ace
in tlie first syllable came uhoiit
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nnd careless of his own safety when
when these hordes burst Into
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duty called him.”
Europe during the Thirteenth
It Is an Interesting tiling to find the
century nnd swept everything
word used In the en-e of a profession­
before them.
Muny persons
al boxer.
claimed Hint the ravages of the
IloiHIrls Cook Book I
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In China an Inferior upon horseback,
meeting a superior, dismounts and
waits until the other has passed.
Van
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J d iis a e s .
b u s in e s s c o l l e l E
Is th s b ig g s s t, most p e rfe c tly equipped
B u sin ess T r a i n i n g Behool In the N o rth ­
west.
F it y o u rs e lf f n r f ^ h igh er position
w ith m ore m oney.
P e rm a n e n t pualtl' n*
» » * u red o u r G ra d u a te *.
W rite for e a ta io c — F o u rth and T i l t h K
P s -t la n d
P.
N. U.
LYRICS OF LIFE
(Copyright.)
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Shrevrd Traveler.
An Englbhmnn traveled from Pet-
rograd to Moscow with no other pass­
port thnn on English tailor's receipted
bill. Tills document o f Identification
had a big printed heading with the
name of the tailor, some English post­
age stamps attached and a flourishing
signature in red Ink. lie flaunted the
document In the face of the officials.
assuring them it was a diplomatic
passport Issued by the British cm-
bassy.
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Caste in China.
No. 3«, 1921
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T11Z CHEERFUL CHERUB
That's So.
When the busy little bee gets a load
he goes straight borne— which is more
than any man can do.
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By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
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LOOK FROM A WINDOW.
L
OOK from your window on the
world.
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And you will understand
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| Net purposeless mankind was buried
I'pon the fertile land.
!
think no more from chaos
j Will
whirled
This planet was unplanned.
Look from a window, window high.
Anil see the thing complete;
Inside one house your soul will die—
Behold the house, the street.
Behold the town, the lands that Its
Stretched out before you? feet.
Your eaves touch other eavea, and
they
W ith other eaves combine—
A l*io<k. a mile, thpy stretch sway,
A great unbroken line.
Beyond j our city citle*— yea.
B What Is one house of mine?
I,o..k from your window on mankind,
A man and not a mote,
A man ha* vision*, moles are blind.
F o r thein no planet* roll.
tJrok outward, friend, and you will
find
Each soul £, kindred soul.
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(C»prrl*k( )
Invading cavalry constituted a
fulllllmeiit of the prophecy In
the ninth chapter o f Revelation
concerning the opening o f the
bottomless pit nnd the loosing of
the inhabitants o f tlie Infernal
regions. From tills belief en­
sued the change of their name
from “Taters” to "Tartars." the
latter being an outgrowth of
Tartarus, or hell, whence these
Implacable hordes were sup­
posed to have come.
The bravery o f the invader*,
together with their stole dl«re
gard for pain and the manner In
which they turned upon their
guards when raptured, also gave
rise to the expression “catch a
T a rta r"o r “ he caught n Tartar.”
which Is In nse to this day as
a synonym for Icing taken by
Surprise, particularly when a
person thinks that he has made
an easy conquest.
(Copyright.)
New
Y o r k e r s A re C le a n ly .
A noted German surgeon, visiting
New York, was asked what impressed
him most.
“The desnllnesq o f the people a« a
mass,” he »aid. "Everybody In yo«r
crowded subways seems accustomed to
daily baths and to wear freshly iaua-
drred linen. Otherwise your subway
crowd* would be UBvndtirablV*