r - THE POLK COUNTY OBSERVES. TUESDAY, DECEMBER 88, 1915. DOINGS IN POLK COUNTY Personal Paragraphs Pertaining Movements of People Whom You All Know. Cartoon of Truancy. "Certain cartoonists," says a writer In Cartoons Magazine, "hate been tak m tn tiisk for Dicturlne with too al- ,. luring a pencil the Joys of going bare STORIES BY THE OBSERVER B Ioot gUmmer( of hunting Indians, MAnnVianAimVWTQ 1 1 ... I . innla troi.a whon til OV snouia nave uecu m buuwi biuuiub. rrhofi- wnrk la an Invitation to the to small boy to play truant, especially when the biras are singing ana me sun is shining and a dog companion clamors for an excursion over hill and dale. Enter the plea 'Guilty!' "Wtin wnnlrl paro tn hn the owner of a small boy who when the red gods called wouldn't roiiow, wno woman i nppnalnnnllv stenl awav from school and come back bramble scratched and sunburned? Any boy whose name is Johnnie and not Archibald or Ferdi nand will nppri no invitation to run after the pied piper of happiness and seek relief from tue eternal tnree under the willows or in forbidden ap ple orchards. Given a golden day,- the smell of summer In the air, a soutn wind, a schoolroom, no more than Iron bars, can a prison make. Nobody but an old fashioned schoolmaster would expect a 'feller' to be proper always." M'COY. Mr. Elzo Vincent was in McMinn ville iast week purchasing his Christ mas gifts before the rush. Later m the week he was in Rickrcall visiting Miss' Mildred Butteriok visited friends in Amity last week. The turkey shoot given by Henry Domes aib his farm was well attend ed, expert shots from Independence, Salem, Amity and Perrydale coming out in large number. Ray Lacey of Independence won the turkey offered for the highest average, which was 857. Several others gave him a close race. The poorest shot was to receive a turkey, but there being so many competitors for this prize, it has not been decided as far as the writer knowSi The dance given at the McCoy hall was well attended, all reporting a 6ne time. Mrs. L. A. Williamson has just re turned from Forest Grove after visit ing a week there. Henry Domes, Roy Gilbert and Walter Domes motored to Salem last week on business. James K. Sears has just returned from McMinnville after a week's vis it home to spend the holidays. Mr. Lorus E. Wulftmdinger, the McCoy electrical store house foreman, has left for his home in Oakland, California, where he plans visiting his relatives and future wife, whom he marries this year. While he is gone, Roy Gilbert is looking after ttie store house. The Bethel school Christinas tree given at Bethel hint week was well nllondf..! A fine iirfHrrn.m. y'iven hv the primary and intermediate pupils was rendered. rne parenxs ui me scholars were out in large numbers. Vernon Romig, an 0. A.' C. student is sending the holidays with his par ents near McCoy. C.....! nP tha hnva ivF McCnv wpnt to Perrydale last week to see a game or basketball Between rerryuaie aim "nullna Kiif nw'uur to t'llfl fll.ilnrp of Dallas' coming to play, they were dis appointed and angry. M'i R: T.. Smuck visited her son and daughter of Rogue River last The entertainment given at McCoy Thursday evening was very goou, nu pervisoV Parsons showing some indus trial club work pictures. All report a A a fin) I imh Frank Kyezinskyi and Miss Mitteh-w-pt-p Pprrvdiilo visitors last week. Miss Mild'ren Linke and1 Bertha Hillman were Bethel visitors during the holidays. Mr. Frank Shafer visited friends in Tnllna lfwt wpplc. Mr. Fletcher, the McCoy school teacher, visited his parents at Buell liming (he holidays. FALLS CITY. Mr. Z. Batoiirney had a close call Wednesday of last week while falling timber for Gilo, on the logging road right of way. A limb about five inches through from a falling tree struck him on the shoulder inflicting a very painful wound. The Falls City Commercial club lias purchased five hundred copies of " the Salem Statesman, which has one page devoted to the interests of Falls Citv. These copies will be sent to people living in the east. The steady growth of the high olinnl will soon reouire an added teacher unless some means can be devised to use the present teaching force to a greater advantage. The Falls City Lumber company's iWk horses were brought in from the country last Saturday. News. Storks. We have no true stork In this coun try, but we have the ibis, which De- longs to the stork family. This bird. which breeds In the far soutnern states, often goes as far north as Indiana, fnr it in n hlrd of lone and easy flight. standing thirty or thirty-one inches in its length of body. Its plumage is white, but wings and tall are black. It is considered a bird of gentleness and good nature, associating with ducks, geese and other water fowl on pleasant terms. The white stork or Europe migrates to Africa in winter. It comes and goes in ingt flocks, returning year after year to Denmark, Germany and other parts of central Europe, wnere iuo wplcompd and Drotected on account of their value as scavengers. The common name for tne stora m tTniinnri mpnna "the brlneer of gooa. and in that country, as well as in Den mark, the people believe that gooa luck will attend the house on which the stork has built its nest Savannah News. Tho Machete. Because it is as useful in peace as In war the Spanish American machete has a distinction of Its own as a weapon. It la a sword, spade, hedging bill, ax. hatchet and pruning knife. It is first cousin to the United states cavauj .!.. anri aimnfif pvprv male in Span ish American countries above the age of childhood carries one. 'iue mDorer carries it to cut sugar cane, prepare firewood and trench ground for his crop. The horseman wears it to cut bis way. through woodlands during Journeys over rough country. The hi dalgo wears it with silvered hilt and tasseled scabbard. His humbler neigh bor is content to carry it bare and bill ed with horni wood or leather. The machete is made In about thirty differ ent forms, and the" tlade varies in length from ten to twenty hichesV U may be blunt, pointed, curved of straight, broad or narrow. The favor ite with the laborer is or meaium length, with unornamented handle and broad, straight blade. Boston Herald. r-oxKciDjiLyiSVlDCO . . OTHERS' OPINIONS Tonsil and Rheumatism. Rheumatism in its many forms is, according to Dr. Seymour Taylor, the famous British specialist, the most dangerous disease with which physi cians have to deal, more aaugerous than even tuberculosis, cancer or blood disease. He notes that 70 per cent oi young patients who are the victims of acute rheumatism also suffer from dis eased tonsils and asserts that "rheu matism affecting young children ot adolescents leaves mitral stenosis (con traction of the mitral valve or me heart) as its most frequent ana crip pling valvular affection." New York World. A Possible Retraction. T hpar vou are having a 'take it back" campaign in this town." 'Yes" admitted the riunKvuie ciu- . ...!.. aen. Have you Dorroweu buum:i.u"jis ht von have failed to return?" nh nn i want to see a man who called me a liar about three years ago." -Pittsburgh Post llv hold .about iO ounces of liquid each; teacups about fl rftnnUM- win A C-lilfiSPfl 2 OUllCeSl 8 tablespoon y2 ounce ; a dessert spoon, O ilnma onrl H hPflSnOOn. 1 dr&Ul. Generally speaking, a man of 50 Af on has elpnt. 8000 davs. worked 6500 days, walked 800 days, amused himself 4000 days, eaten 1500 d.n .ml kpn sick 500 finva. He has eaten 17,000 pounds of bread, 16.000 pounds of meat, pounos or vege tables, eggs and fish, and drunk in all, TOOn millnna f liniliH. A rank growth of weeds becomes an asset when plowed under before they make seed. Every time a 15-inch gun is fired a bale of eotton weighing 500 pounds is blown away. So many horses have been comman deered in Germany that oxen are be ing used for plowing. . On the average farm a flock of 100 to 150 hens is more easily made prof itable than one of a thousand. A single projectile from a. 15-inch naval gun weighs 1950 pounds. The hawks-bill turtle, from which commercial tortise-shell of high (Trade is obtained, is extremely plentiful along the northwestern coast of West ern Australia. Imitation ivory is obtained from the nnt of a kind of palm which grows in South America. The total leneth of the wood's rail wars estimated at 500,000 miles. Vain Conceit The only fault I have to find with Kippers is that he has an exaggerated idea of his own importance." "I hadn't noticed it" "But it's a fact Why, he thinks he's the only man on earth who could have married Mrs. Kippers." Bir mingham Age-Herald. Hia Misfortune. "So you were driven out of the the atrical profession by the movies?" asked the sympathetic old lady. "How did that happen?" "You see. ma'am," replied the truth ful tntnn "there ain't much of a de mand for stage hands these days." Buffalo Express. Tii Rollulnn school netted $16 from its recent dramatic entertainment. Little Lillie Donng ot tsaiiston siu e j n;nf,il aniflpnt. when she fell Leicu ptu"tui ... . - on a stick and cut a gash in one ot her eyelids. It was a close call to losing aneve- .., - n.ll Roy .Newell, lormeriy oi uwiaiuu, was recently married in Washington. The Ballston and Willamina rail road sections have been consolidated, with headquarters at Sheridan. A Willamette college yumi-ei, give an. entertainment as oansiu" January 7. . . Albert Ruge has rented his Spring Valley farm and moved his family to West Salem. . Mr. and Mrs. William ustrantier ui Pedee are rejoicing over the arrival of a son. , , Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Loekie of Rick reall are awav on a trip through Cal ifornia, . ' Rev. Burns concluded a success! ui series of religious meetings at) Rick- reall last Friday. The Christmas exercises an remy dale last Thursday were largely at tended. They were by the schools and churches. , 1 , , , The Artisans of Airlie have etectea the following officers for the ensuing term: Master Artisan, J. F. Ulncn; superintendent, Clyde Turner; secre tary, J. F. Wienert; treasurer, Loren Cooper. . , .... iT. The Social flour cmn oi rmeiia v io ta will entertain ait Oddfellows' hall next Friday evening. A supper will also be served at the gymnasium there. TKft TVfofit,rtltt of Bnena vista had a Christmas tree and a splendid pro gram last Friday night. i Mr. and Mrs. J. -laimwi- ui i ii rSHr .iniitemiilflte a. two months' visit in the east after Nc-w Years. ' - Twin boys were recently bom, to Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Smitlh of West Salem. . ? ANOTHER LIQUOR RULING., ' DmVi riannot. Collect Drafts i for Shipments of. Booze. i H- QMo.r rliutlrift nt.tnrnpv of Polk county, has been advisedy AH toi-hey-Ueneral ueorge m. piwii m Salem, that it is a misdemeanor, u- il..-. nl.ll.;t:r.n laift wTllh ner lire new iiivruiuiin. '; " becomes effective throughout UmS state January 1, 1016, for any banki m- j4..;t.,al firm nr Agsoci&tjinn to ?pre- sent and collect any draft, Mil of exchange or order tor pnvaaent or t ilinM. -JrttT of ex change or order is atlaehled ' bill of lading or order tor Biwxicaung u This applies whctltfr the shipment : ,i wrUi, T-pfri(t tA tihp restric- tions as to quantify m section a or ooo Mr Tirnin in his ouinion re ceived by the looal district attorney. While a mercliant can Keep oeer oi whiskey in his store for his own use. ut. nt fUuuV-minprnl wonlll not iadvise liim'to do so, he says, in view of the provisions of the law making snen taaaauinn nrima facie evidence of a violation ot the promintion law. TO VftlTll BTftMAiTrT CLOOGED WITH wasmi Conrad Stafrin Guarantees to Return the Money if Mi-o-na uoes Knt Rellflvn Yon. Tf b nlpaanrp to apII a. medicine whpn mv customers come in after ward and tell me how much good it i,o Ar.o Hipm." said Conrad Staf- ,.: .junior dnio-srist to a Polk Count v Observer man, "and that is whv I like to sell and recommend Mi- o-na, the dyspspsia remedy, i nave fo'itli in this article that I .. frt cniamntpp it in the fu ture, and will return uie money any purchaser or jn-o-na wuuiu n j' r,t hoin That mav seem rash but my customers have said so many good words in its favor that I do not expect to have many packages return ed. . , lnunna n-lin Ima dvsnsnsia. whose food does not digest well, and who i.na i toL-a thoiif- it. na rn wnai n vin eat, and when, can leave :m cents de posit at mv store and taue nome a box of Mi-o-na and if the remedy does not regulate his digestion and help his dyspsps1' ue can wiuiuraw money." This shows great taith in the merit of Mi-o-na. It is really a most un usual medicine and the rapid increase CnnraH Stafrin intro duced it in Dallas shows that it does all that it is claimed to do relieves drspepsia, regulates digestion and en ables those who use it to eat just what thev want with no tear or trou ble after. D28-J4 Dry 16-in. Slabwood $2.25 Per Load CASH THE CELEBRATED BERG- MANN SHOE , The Doctrine of Chance. tr V7-a rnnr father very angry when you told him of our engagement? Sh Not narticular v. tie saia oe uu been rather fortunate in the stock mar ket of late and figured It was aDoui Hm for his luck to turn. Richmond Times-Dispatch. Phone 492 FOR LIVESTOCK DR. KORINECK'S REMEDIES ARE THE BEST HEALING AGENTS KNOWN FOR DISEASES OF HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, SHEEP AND POULTRY Dr. Korineck's Tonics MAKE BETTER LIVESTOCK FOR SALE BY THE FULLER PHARMACY MAIN STREET, CORNER MILL 1-". 0 , "w1- .,'n.u nr.. .1-1 Awaroea uoju xunuu PPT V. San Frandsco. 1915. The Strongest and nearest water-proof shoes mane. For f Loggers, Cruisers, Minera, Sportsmen and worsers. Men's Comfort Dress Shoea Strong Shoes for Boys Manv.fa.H-.iirp.n1 hv THEO. BER6MANN SHOE MANU- PAflTTTK.Twl CUfflfAfll 621 Thurman St. Portland, Oregon Ask for THE BERGMANN WATER-PROOF SHOE OUj Send It By Parcel Post Bend ua your laundry by parcel pot The ruial carrier is now authorised to transact this business. It costs but a few cents. We'll return it promptly DALLAS STEAM LAUNDRY. 2 World-Famous Brands Each th but of it clan. 2 tplendid gradet at 2 diffmnt JftCU Old Master and San Marto Coffee "Th, Kind With Ik. SOLD BY Ml DALLAS MEAT COMPANY. Observer want ads. do the bit UnueuaL "Jigga is a rather unnsuai eharac ter." ' -He certainly la. For a fact. Us relatives are a welcome at hia bouse aa hia friends. "-Buffalo Express. The only knowledge that a man has k the knowledge that a can we. Lord Macaolay. Dallas to Meet Silverton. On January 25 a rank team from n.,n. i.-r,;,ri,i of Pvthias lodge will go to Salem there to compete with a similar team trom ouverton state honors. DO YOU LIKE HONEYT t ... r,-.,,f nnnnA case lots at wholesale" prices, cash, or exchange for vonr grain, ana omer h1"" n..t T ..n n. Flovd E. Smith, 619 Washington street, phone 1303. Titlf MORTGAGE LOANS. Write to o about terms, stating value of farm, location, ere. rr . aHrM. HI' rnflnn ryt. iruKPiiiBi. " - FEAR GRAY, Portland, Ore. 74-tf. Virftni Hniil further notice the Derry warehonso will be operated on Thnrsday, fnday ana oaiuruav unij of nwk. 83-5 1. O. A. C. mm iniiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiniiii FARMERS' AND HOME-MAKERS' WEEK and RURAL LIFE CONFERENCES January 3 to 8, I9' Llw Informnllon, Pnclktl Help for UM Hem. the Firm, Ihe Community. ConTnitiotia of Oreon'l GrctMt lodurtrie. Conference, on Oregon'. MoViUl Problem. "IBrTloSIlENTKSflmHBNTS .t,4 nMtnle attradd Ut Tr. It to real piacr w ni ' "La thinkers mnd live thought, good worker, and food work, WINTER SHORT COURSE January 10 to February 4, 1916 A Practical Agricultural Course in Nut SkclL iJve...A. it. Arlnal Work of the harm nd Uoiuenold. Conne. I. FmllT AISINO, FAItM COM POULTRY RAISING. GARDKNING, COOK ING SHWING. HOUSEHOLD ARTS. HOME NURSING BUSINESS METHODS. ROAD BU11 DING FARM ENGINEERING, RURAL ORGANIZATIONS, Mwcui. Oormponlenct Conrje. Withort TwUee. Eipert Inruclioo in Miuie. Reduced railroad rateL Wwr Trornn write to Th. Mf tt" " " - C THE QQOP JUDGE OIVE8 FIR8T Af .liini-.F TU AT FF1 LOW CftUSHT MS OFF WW GUARD rHT ME IN THE kEyE AND STOLE MV POUCH OF W-B CUTTHE NEWf CUT REALTOWtCCoQ CHEW. i n ra THEN TAKE SOME OF I 5 CHEW. ( I Vt rime Ftnu juw w. 1 - iioi GOME ups, come downs, the qualil; Chewing-t-the Real Tobacco Che shred, is always the same. Rich tobi grinding, less spitting, a better ohew, a longer out take, the place of the big wad that mea had to ordinary kind. ' Cat a pouch. Give it a quality test. ' "Notice how th. ult brinn out ttia rlell tob' Baoa By WETMAH-BRUTOH COMPANY, 50 Vmam f , Why We Wisi a Happy and h perousNew lYs, We wish you happiness and prosperity during the comini causo the men who' direct the affairs of this corporation press the feeling of good will toward their neighbors natur . and second, because j The prosperity of our company depends upon your prospt ' No utUity company can rise above the level of the comnv serves. , Wishing you a prosperity in which we want to share may si fish attitude, unless it is remembered that tho relations bet lie and our company are reciprocal. . ;, Service companies do vital work in the modem munidp j CONTBIBUTING IN NO SMALL MEASURE TO T? AND WELFARE OF EVERY INHABITS Utility organizations perform a large share of the co-or sential to civic advancementrr-towa;rd the success of H reduction of physical labor and, increased safety of lit toward domestio economy and commercial vitality in ;.; better living and working conditions. The prosperity of the utility companies and th people , . n dent , . c 1 A UTILITY ORGANIZATION' MU3T BE REASONABLY , OUS TO DO ITS WORK EFFICIENTLY AND THUS CON FULLY TO THE PROSPERITY OF THE PUBLIC. We ask the same good will front citizens which we feel and exr wards them. J OREGON POWER CO. By A. It Martin, Local Manager. J-. West Side Marble WorKs O. L. HAWKINS, Proprietor. MONUMENTS. HEADSTONES AND CU&SJ-nu big institutions, are but the outgrowth of fulfilled promises of satisfied customers. we have spent over a year perfecting a system to give the people of the Pacific Northwest real-efficient ser vice. " ; the largest institution in the : world selling liquors by mail. 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