IG N O M IN IO U S
F A IL U R E .
W h y C u llc | i> M e n A r e N o t M u c h o r a Sue-
n u O u t In D a k o t a .
W h y d on 't co llege men do w ell out in
D ak ota? B ecau se the country's too big
(o r ’em ; they can’t till up the room out
there.
I 'll tell you one reason why the
natives don’t take to ’em.
W o built a
ra ilro ad out there, mo and B ill Slearey
— w e’ re a progressive crow d out in D a
k o ta— one of the finest roads you e v er
saw. It was only a hundred m iles long,
and a hundred miles ain't much in l)it-
kota, but it was a ra ilro ad from top to
bottom.
W e 'd m ade a pile o’ money,
m e and B ill, and we about owned Z ero
V a lle y , and when the country began to
get settled up we said w e’d g iv e ’em a
railro ad , and wo did.
T h a t railro ad
cost a sigh t o’ money, but it was worth
it.
W e d idn't stop at noth ing to make
it
first-class.
“ T h e Z e ro V a lle y ik
Ice b o ro u g h railroad ” we called it C ars
all inlaid and veneered, y e llo w plush
cushions on the seats, every th ing tij>-
top.
I wanted to have silver mount
ings on a ll the seats, but B ill w ouldn’t
h ave that.
H o ’ b a thinker, B ill is, and
ho thought that when train robbers
stop|>ed the train they’d tear the cars
to pieces, so w e let it go at nickel.
W e ll, I wanted a re g u la r Has tern
road, with brakem en to call out the star
tlens.
T h ey don’t gen erally do that in
the W est, you know.
I sent Hast for
brakem en, and 1 ordered college g ra d
uates, for I was go in g to have every
thing the best. 1 had ’em sent out there
all trained up ready for tho first trip.
T hey w as as fine a look ing set of boys
as you’d want to see. W h e n I got ’em
into their blue uniforms, with their
gold buttons and silver badges, they
did look encouraging.
1 was pleased,
now I toll you, and I said to B ill tho
m orning we was go in g to pull out on
the first trip, “ B ill this is a groat coun
try; we beat tho w orld on every thing
wo tackle.”
B ill w asn't so cheerful,
llo ain’t a
feather-brained man, you know, and he
don’t often let his feelings run aw ay
with him.
I never knew him to warm
up o ver any thing but Injuns.
H e did
used to got a little w ork ed up over them
critters in the early days.
W e ll, he
said he hoped every th in g would turn
out all right, but.he wasn’t g o in g to yell
before ho got out of tho woods.
W o had a crowd on tho first trip.
E v e ry body was there.
E very thing
w o rk ed w ell when wo started.
B utth e
thing I wanted most w as to hear the
brakem an call out tho station. T h at
was w hat I was w aitin g for.
1 had
w hite posts put up just w h ere I wanted
him to open tho door and shout out tho
station.
1 began to get nervous when
w e got near Bee-at-riss.
“ B eatrice,”
some people call it, I d on’t object to
that if people like it. hut wo pronounce
it Boo at-riss out thore, to rhym e with
mstress, you know.
Bee-at-riss.
Wo
i,. lied it after Sh eriff B ow ie's little gil l.
A s I said, 1 began to get nervous when
wo got near Bee-at-riss.
I was afraid
he’d forget about the w hite post, and 1
didn't want to have the w h o le thing
spoiled.
But ho rem om lierod it, and my heart
just jum ped when ho th rew tho d oo r
ojM'n suddenly.
T h en that infernal
collego dude scream ed out: “ lla y -a -
trec-chnyl* Bny-a-troe-chay! this sta
tion Is Bay-a-trec-chay 1”
I went into tho te leg rap h office and
» telegrap h ed down to Erie/.edalo for the
lyn chin g party.
A nd that's why you
see so many co llege m en's g ra v e - out
in Dakota, young man.
V. V. Tribun*.
—
.
S A M P L E 'S A S S U R A N C E .
H ow
s
"N * rr y M Drummer
lt e | d r n U lic d
I l l s S t o r k o f ('a n il*
N u m erou s instances are on record of
•the strik in g self-possession, or in tin*
verm icular, “ n erve,” possessed by Sam
Sam ple.
Concealed un der this pseu
donym is a trav elin g man w ho has
friends from one coast to Hit' other.
B efore he had m ade his success as a
com m ercial tra v e le r he w as staying In
M inneapolis for no reason w h atever
except that he bap|H<nctl to ls< there
and couldn't get aw ay,
lie w as a man
of good appearance, how ever, and g o
in g to a hotel he registered in an im
pressive manner.
In a short time he
was w ell acquainted w ith the landlord,
anti when he spoke of a d raft that func
tionary very prom ptly undertook tho
responsibility of cashing ¡L
“ Just m ake o it y o u r d ra ft," said the
landlord.
“ H ere, this piece o f note
p aper will do.”
Sam sat down and in a short time r e
m arked: "H e ro 's a d raft fo r fifty now,
if you will oblige mo ah. thanks!"
“ B u t," saitl tho landlord,
"y o u
haven’t m ade the d raft on any body.
T h e re ’s no d ra w e r ."
“ O h, that’s all righ t,” said Sam ;
“ Y o u know more ]>ooplo than 1 do;
just till It In to suit yourself.
1 left it
blank on purpose.”
It is but justice to Sam to say that he
is entirely square with the landlord
now and that ho could cash a draft for
five hundred there to-day if ho desired.
- Merchant T ra it ter.
H igh ly
R E L IG IO U S
Do Am erican citizen am a king In he
own right, hut he ain’t got no subjects.
Do wise man lcahs his w inders on-
loeluxl at night so dat de hoyglers won’t
hev t’ smash do glass t' g it in .— Hur-
p r i Umar.
__—
Men boast o f th eir great a rtio u *, but thev are
o fte iie r the effe« t e f ch an ce than deaiffii. Men
very effective thing which 1 Actions are not to be ju d ged o f at tlrst sight.
* o u ir lltlta g
E D U C A T IO N A L .
A new and
— K em em ber that education, like in taking hold on the market 1« a valuable
some other things, does not consist in dlncovery made known
through The
Lhu m ultitude of th in g s a m a n possesses. (.'hat<ea A. Y ogeler Co., Baltimore, Mil.,
proprietor* of the renowned S?t. Jacob’»
— J. It. Holland .
Oil, and known a» Diamond V era Cura,
— T h a t the universe w as form ed by a f«*r Dyapepsia, a positive cure for Indigea-
fortuitous concourse of utoms. 1 w ill tion and all »tomach trouble» ariMing
therefrom. If not found iu the »lock of
no m ore believe than that the accident d ruggi»t or dealer, it will l»e nent by mail
al ju m b lin g of the ulphabet would fall on receipt of *5 cent» <5 boxe» $l.UUi in
sent
on
receipt
into a most ingenious treatise of philos- »ta nipM. Sam ple»
of two-cent »tamp. It ha» t>eeu found on
ajihy. — Swift.
trial to be a specific for »our »tomach.
— P r a y e r is tho preface to the book heartburn, naunea. gidd iu e»». constipa
tion,
nervouHiie»» and low »pirits. and it
of C h ristian livin g; tho text of the life
i» xpoktii of and recommended by hun
serm on; the g ird in g on the arm or for dred» who have u s e i it and have found
battle; the p ilgrim 's preparation for lasting Ijenefit».
his journey.
It must bo supplemented
F ools and sen sib le m en are e q u a lly Innocuous.
by action, or it amounts to nothing. — It is In the b u ll-fo o l and h a lf w ine that the dan
A rc \% e to H a t e t u s l k r r H s r ?
Some p o litic a l prophets a v e r that w e shall.
Be that as it m ay. th e battle waited by m ed ical
science against disease w ill n e ver eeaae u u tll
we a rriv e at that u top ian ep och w heu the hs-
man fa m ily shall cease to be a fflic te d w ith bod
ily ailm euts. o n e o f the most potent v. eai»ons
w hich the a rm ory o f m e d ic in e fu rnishes, is Hos
tetter's Stom ach * Bitters, w hich is o f s o c i a l
u tility as a fa m ily rem edy, as it is adapted to
the im m ed ia te r e lie f and u ltim a te cure o f those
disorders o f the stom ach, liv e r an d b ow els
w hich arc o f com m on est occu rrence. In d ig e s
tion. biliousness and co n stip a tio n arc in s ep
arable com p an ion s, and these a ilm e n ts are c o m
pletely eradicated by the Bitters. But the reme
dial scoi*e <»f th is s u p e rla tive ly w holeserae and
gen ia l m ed icin e takes in also nervou s ailm en ts,
rheum atism and k in d u e y troub les; its action lu
these, a- in th“ oth er co m p lain ts, b e in g ch ar
acterised by u u equ aled thoroughness.
In the b o ttle d iscon t seeks fo r co m fort, cow
ardice fo r courage, bashfulness fo r coutideuce,
sadness fo r Joy, and a ll find ra in .
Bhelps.
ger lie s .— Goethe.
— Common mercies and
repeated
blessings become an old story, and are
apt to be neglected.
It is tho rare that
arrests attention and excites in terest
T h ere is d an ger that the nu m ber of D i
vine promises may cheapen them in our
estimation and muko us indifferent to
their preciousness.
S h o c k in g A c c id e n t .
So read the h e ad lin es o f m an y a n ew spaper
W h ite Elephant of Slam, Lion of Enii
c o lu m n , and w e peruse w ith p a lp ita tin g in ter land, Dragon of China, Cress of Switzer,
est the d e ta ils o f th e ca tastrop u y, and are deep land. Banner of l ’tr-ia. Crescent of Kgjjot-
ly im pressed by th e sacra flee <»f hu m an live s
in v o lv e d . Y e t thousands o f m en an d w om en Douhle Eagle of Russia, Star of Chili, The
are fa llin g v ic tim s e v e r y yea r to that terrib le Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin.
To get iliese buy a box of the genuine
disease, co n su m p tio n (s c ro fu la o f the lungs),
and they and th eir frie n d s arc satishe«*. to I h *- D r . C. M c L a n k ’ s C k i . k h r a t k d L iv e r
lie v e the m a la d y in cu ra b le. N o w , th ere could P i l e s , price '¿f> cents, and mail us the out
be no grea ter m istake. N o ea rth ly p ow er, o f
course, can restore a lu ng that is e n tire ly wast side wrapper with your address, plainly
\\ e w ill
es!, but l>r. P ie rc e 's (¿olden M e d ic a l D iscovery written, and 4 cents in stamps.
w ill ra p id ly and su rely arrest the ravages " f then mail you the aliove list with an ele
c o n su m p tio n , if taken in tim e. Do not, there
gant package of oleographic and chro
fore, d e sp a ir, u n til you h a ve trie d th is w on d er matic cards.
fu l rem edy.
F l e m i n g B r o s .. P i t t s b u r g , P a .
— T h e Sunday-school should be the
church at w ork, teaching and train in g
its m em bership and its little ones. So
shall tho church bo able to say: “ B e
hold, I and tho children whom the
Ixird hath given mo ure signs and w o n
ders in Is ra e l from tho L o rd o f hosts,
which dw elleth in M ount Z io n .— Kind
Words.
D iss im u la tio n is the o n ly th in g that m akes
so ciety possible.
W itn o u t
its u m enities the
w o r l i w o u ld be a bear-garden.— Ouida.
(■ «‘ i i t e r l ( f u u c k s .
“ Y es. it p a y s ," said a b ig fat p h y s icia n , w ith
a n a m e w h ic h is k n o w n th rou gh o u t the m ed i
cal w orld . “ I h a ve a p ra ctice w orth $40,000 a
y ea r.”
“ W o m e n ” ? “ Y es , y o u ’ ve guessed it
first tim e . T h e y pa y $10 e v e r y tim e they com e
in to m y office. W n e ii on e gets on m y list I tell
you she stays” ! an d Dr. H ----- laughed lo n g and
loud.
T h is is q u a c k e r y —gilt-edged , gen teel
q u a ck ery —to k e ep s u ffe r in g w om an p a v in g
trib u te yea r iu an d yea r out. and d o in g them
no good . Dr. F ie r c e ’ s F a v o r ite P re scrip tion
cures th e p e c u lia r w eaknesses and diseases o f
w om en. It does not lie to th em nor rob them .
— In religious matters opposites are
often very strangely allied to each
other. H um ility brin gs exultation, sac
rifice brin gs joy, and servitude b rin gs
glory.
W eak n ess is strength, pain is
pleasure, duties are p rivileges, and la
bo r and p ray er and ligh tin g b rin g only
rest and peiice. T h o rest of H eaven w ill
be tho w o rk in gs of love. — Uolden Cen-
ut n o t to
T h e g a in o f ly in g is n o t h in g else bu
be tru sted b y an y, n or to be b e lie v e d w hen w e
Mr.
— ‘.‘Y o must be b o rn a g a in .” said
C h rist to the teacher in Israel. T h e
same w o rd is to the unearned man.
Rich and poor com e into tho fam ily of
C od in tho sam e w ay ; the g re a t and the
lo w ly aro bro th ers hero, fo r both are
born o f tho same.
W ith o u t this birth
no one can enter H eaven , fo r only thefo
is life given ; but receivin g it, we aro at
once in tho kin gd om of Cod. — United
say the truth.
A p e rfec t s p ec ific— Dr. Sage’ s Catarrh R em ed y .
T h e re is a m ean in a ll th in g s. V irtu e its e lf
has its lim its , w h ic h , n o t b e in g s tric tly o b
served , ceases to be virtu e.
F or
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- f u u u w E V T q S F ^ - s A
JYesbylcrian.
b
— It is said that, th ou gh for a w h ile
tho abolishm ent of co m p ulsory attend
ance at d aily p ra y e rs at H a rv a rd U n i
versity w o rk ed w ell, tho y o u n g men,
under the volu n tary p rin ciple, have be
come neglectful, and it is proposed to
re-establish tho old
ru le
re q u irin g
studonts to
attend.
“ C om p u lso ry ”
w o rsh ip is a very p oo r thing, but re g
u la r religio u s sorvicos in a collego
ough t to be m aintained and respected.
i i m
— N o t h in g is so uncertain ns tho m inds
o f tho m ultitude.— Livy .
— A little k n o w le d g e w isely used is
better than all k n o w le d g e disused.
— We
p rom iso
acc o rd in g to o u r
hopbs and p erfo rm acc o rd in g to our
fears.
— W h e n a m an settles m oney on his
son it freq u en tly unsettles tho son.—
Yonkers Statesman.
— B lessed bo m irth fuln oss! It is one
of tho ronovntors o f the w orld. M en w ill
lot you abusS them if o n ly you w ill
muko them la u g h .— Beecher.
— T ho m an w h o i9 suspicious lives In
a constant state o f un happiness
It
w ould I ki better fo r his peace of mind to
be too trustful than too guarded.
— T h e condition o f tho w orld w ould
be Im proved if m en w e re to think less
of tko dish on or of subm ittin g to w rong,
and*moro of tho d ish o n o r of doing iL
— W h a t is liberty w ithout wisdom
nnd w ith out virtue?
It is tho greatest
of all evils; fo r it is folly, vice and m ad
ness, w ithout tuition u** re s t ra in t—
Bu rkv.
T h e (flft o f g ifts I ) lo v e, and th ere 1* no oth er
In t h e w orld that can h id e its lack or m ake
icmal It, «eantlu C M .— Km c leaf.
Som e years aim I was th row n from a horse in
M i l.ennuo roiintv, ami receive,I a frigh tfu l wound
on one o f m y leg-,. F r n ore than a year I was un-
at.le I walk
I e Wound ulcerated ami refused
to heal, and cv, rv one thought 1 Would have
to so mlt toumiuitiitloti. s s.s. w as recommended,
ami 1 u-usttt freelv, und 1 shall never get through
thanking s. s. s. f r saving m y leg. a.-nt restoring
m e to perfect health.
U a k i . a n o W i i . s o v ,
Palestine, Texas, July, 24, »8.
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%; pound package,
H ewnce, net, Soda or
Sal era In* aame a* <peot>
Sad in each pacing*.
PACKAGE
Packed in Card Board Boxes. Alw ays keeps Soft.
S O D A or S A L E R A T U S
lf*You Are Sick
W ith Headache, N eu ralgia. Rhi umatism I)ya|iep-
eial, Biliouenesa. B lood Illinium , K id n e y Disease,
Couatlpation, F em ale Troubles, F e v e r and Ague,
Sleeplessness. P artial Paralysis, o r Nervous ITos-
tratiuu, use Paine's C elery Com pound and tic
cured. In each o f these the cause is m ental or
physical overw ork , an xiety, exposure or m alaria,
the effect o f w h ich is to w ea ken the nervous sys
tem, resulting in one o f these disease# Rem ove
the cau se w ith that great N erve Tonic, and the
r e s u lt w ill disappear.
J am . L . B o w h n , Springfield, M ass, w r it e » :—
“ Paine’ s C elery Coin pound cannot in* ex celle d as
a N erve I o n ic .
In m y case a single bottle
wrought a great change M y nervousness en tirely
disappeared, and w ith it the resulting attention
o f the stomach, heart am i liver, and the w h ole
tone o f the system was w on d erfu lly invigorated.
I tell my friends, i f sick as I h ave Been, Pa in e’s
Celery Com pound
Will Cure You!
Sold by druggist». $1 ; six for 9b. !*repared only
by WKLL8, K i c h a KDG o n .v Co., Burlington. Vt.
! W arranted to co lor m ore goods than r.ny nth J
j dyes e v e r m ade, anil to g iv e m ore brilliant an*
durable colors. Ask for the Dmmottd, and ta ti
no other.
j
!
j
A Dress Dyed
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FOR
1
A
Coat
Colored
j
10
Garments Renewed j
cents !
A Child can use them!#!
U n e q u a lle d for all F a n c y n n d A rt Work|
A t druggists and Merchants. Dye Book free.
RICHARBSON ft 00., Props., Burlington, V ll
For the Aged, Nervous, Debilitated. I W E L L S ,
SODA
T H E COW BRAND.
—
—V
TO
DELICIOUS BISCUITS
MAKE — .
or
WHOLESOME BREAD
USE
D w ig h t s C ow -B rand S oda ° r S aleratus . i
ABSO LUTELY PURE.
ALWAYS UNIFORM ANP FULL WEIGHT.
* • awra that there la a picture o f a Cow on you r package and y on w ilt have
the heat Soda made.
T H E COW BRAND. I
DWI GHT S ’ [
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fo o t
o f M o rris o n
rl \
W
R IG
H T ,
M trcet.
P o r tla n d .
Oregon.
General Agent for the
n
TH K
BEST.
TAKK NO CHANCKS.
THE CHEAT HEALER
Cures Cuts, Sore«, Salt Rheum, B oils
PinqJe». Felon«, Skin Diseaoe«, and a il
ailments for which a salve is suitable. Pot
taking out soreness and healing it act*
like manic. JUS cent. «b o x . at all dru(orist».
%
THE VAN
BEST AND FASTEST THRESHES
IN THE WORLD.
M r*..
D u it a r , IU.
P R IC K * 1 .0 0 . «
Bold h r D r u , « l M
I ea p ecia lly requeat thoae co n te m p la tin g p u rch a sin g c ith e r an E n g in e nr Thresher ni
season to look u p the record o f th e A D V A N C E . It is Ike only m achine e v e r sold on the T 'l
Coast that has g iv e n entire oatit/action.
I also deal in Laundry Machinery, Marine Engines. A ll kinds d
Brass Goods, Inspirators, Injectors, Oilers, Reapers, Mowers. J
Chemical Fire Extinguishers, and Engines, Oils,
Belting. Hose, Wrenches, Etc.
THE ONLY DEALER OF
PACIFIC COAST
MONCISCAR
T h a t ships
P R I V A T E D IS P E N S A R Y .
cretion ahonld «v » H themm'ivp« o f our treatin' nt.
A jm - » vr cun*guara«t*N .1 in v v rrT o a «*, H qthilH ,
t rina*-y and \ cn^rrul D
»11 uuuutural di#-
ctiargi■*, prom ptly au l aufrijCured.
NOS.
M ID DLE-AGED M K H ^ rr-I? n.
J . IV . r i M l i . .% «■•) r r a n d % n a ly tira i
( k c m la t. laboratory. MM Flint at.. Dortiand.
Or. Analyse« made or all tu be lance«.
S. F. X. U . No. J45
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1 3 3 a m i 1.14 T i l l H O
S T H K F .T ,
Portland, Oregon.
i* »t„- «»nly Private D iv
P »*» o f Ktdnoy» or B il S itw . W a tk Buck, N «rvou *
lh*r*ilitT. Wanting o f N 'x iu l BtrvuETh, vtc., cumn I
■ »<1 t y t orrd to h f»lth y v i /. t .
N . B. Prraoua un»Mo to via it na ir a r t«o
• t th*»»r
by rorrr«t>oni(«*nca,
and
,n«truct4ona arnt by mail or Pturrpa. ( nau.tatiot
i r v * . Hand 4 cant» iu atair pa fur 1 r.e Vounc Maui
F li«u d or 1#ttld* to W aallock.
N . r . X. U. No. a n
( ,
,i. j . m
M E X IC A N S A L V E
Ï
Rbemn iati*m. Kidn«*> t Vains andWoak-
F ia «raa. là* ont* pola ktikn« i <**u«r
T h * B U Y E R S * G U ID E t.
iaaued M arch and Sept
each year. I t U aa eneji
eloped la o f u»efu! lnfor.
mation for all who pur.
chase the luxurie« or the
naceaaities o f life. \yt
oan olothe you and furniih you with
all the necessary and unnecessarr
appliances to ride, walk, dance, «leeiv
eat, flsh, hunt, w ork, go to church!
or »tay at home, and in various suea
■tyle» and quantitie«. Just figure out
what is required to do all thesd'thin»«
t’ ONFORTIBLY, and you can m akeaT *!
oatinirte o f the value o f the BUYERS*
G U I D E , which w ill be aent upon
receipt o f 10 cent* to pay postaea
O
|» 1 M t i . f ^ - ; >0 In i b «
I cure o f '* uorrh, ,'» .a d
1 Uloot. I p m r r tb * i i . o d
f.e l M f . In recom m end
I n f It to .11 iuff*rer&
J. R. SATES & CO.,' PROP’S.
O r .S P IN N E Y s
I V Y i r t H a . th e tfrinat rik ln l'u r c . and C m -
e v iu
an n q u t a t t a 8 k in H w m tlfle r, pre-
l>ar««\ fr o m it, e x U c n ft llr , a n d C i m c v H a Hu-
s o l v e n t , th e n e * B lo o d 1'tir ilie r . in tern a liy .
a r * a p o w tliv * eure» fo r e v e r jr fo rm o f sk in and
M oori <tfc»f » * » . fr o m p im p i'W t o «r r o fu la
M
d e a T
v h tera.
rra
iT k w , C v t i c t i
riold
r r e r n
j 4*
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I CktBieal :«
nein nati
Ohio.
Tra».
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8 o a p , 15r.; K I E
* « « > L V l N f f l .
1 aaly by tb«
A w t h n in .- C o n g h «.- C o lil«.- C ro n p . I n -
Itn r n in , H r o n c h lll« , C a ta r r h , U h o o p -
In g -C o n z h . I .o » « o f 1 o lr r , In o lp lr n t
C o n a a m p t l o n , n u il * a l l
h r o a t a n «l
l u n g T r o u b lr «.
FK«M PiMHia«
D. IS. F E R U V & CO . D olroit, Wich.
I n<C (I tim cir.r i n n i t
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O mit cAif do Ji'nrit K to t u e kittkem in
which Ü m C lV K l K4 K k w m k m nrr hvld bjr
the thourtttiHli' npc•«» Unnnandi « ho«' \irm h»vc
beeil niada hitppj b|* the eure of MBiitting, hu
nitltAtinic. ttch;.iir.
and nimpl.v dt*ta*<H«of
th«' nkin. M «üp and bkiod. witn Itn of huir.
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GOULDS A AUSTIN,
P R IC E * .
C ui * cu « a RtMioMs Curts
«
, l « T A 101» l .n k e • ( . ,
1
C H IC A G O . I L L .
If afflicted with Sore Kyi1«, use Dr. lasso
Thompson'« K je Water. 1 »ruggiate sell It Í4c.
9*1« AMD BtOO« Dt kl ASI«
r, .
y t. ,,ii
F lu r DrmyytM ar Uenerai Dealer will get T*vw
Cbm fo r f ou i f moi already t * stock, or it wiU **
mat 6y wtoW <m receipt of 26 cU. (6 Uwes $1 00) 4«
Aomspe. Sample sent an receipt qf T o m t stamp
.
S£E0
ANNUAL
For 1880
Will l *
f c ' *° I w**t
r , .■ .
---- — w/klthriiit l>ra«rin« It /„
Earll.it Cauliflower „ “ " C "
m . x i . u u m
FOR DYSPEPSIA.
m k a m c u
J
,
jment small, proflts
large. Send Sfa for mailing
[large illustrated ratal gue
(with full particulars. Man
ufactured by
Turkhu.st.
BEAUTY
[
ADVANCE ENGINES THRESHERS AND POWERS!
— A n nfftvtlon is w orth far m oro than
nn idea if y ou can not have both, nnd
there is n o th in g that w ill start an idea
so quickly as an uffection.— Dr. C. U.
• p URITY
9 Uhi.tralMl l w „ ,
A V M IYIT1 CUBA FOB IH U IQ UJ IsM AJD AAA
Sternaak Troubles Arielog TharoGum.
O I c m OT A I . BAC H .
In the world.
\
PD M Pt»«T4 0o^
Diamond Vera-Cura
WELL DRILLS
Holmes.
A NO
MkaoSSHliritouS
1’ r “ , - f i n i
THS CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Btltlnar*. Hd
S o ld b y a l l D r u y y is t* .
T r y I I k k m k a fo r b re a k fa st.
D. M T O R T i r o
Bene wed Bov t.
Mr Jno H Wall. 11« B.
♦th i t , S Boston, M e ».:
Buffered acute paint S
month* In both knees; se
b n d c o u l d not f a t • *
stair*. Applied ft . Ja
cobs Oil at night; mack
relieved in the mornlna.
Tried it again, pain Anal
ly left me entirely
I
have had no return of pain
s i nc e . I am completely
cured."
Mr B B Kyi*. Towar
Hill. Appomattox Co ,Va ,
writ««: Had »cat« rfaeu
matiam « « v e r a l y «»n ;
g r e w w o r e « ; «mln«nt
phyilcians attended me,
oad apaam«; uo relief; not
expected to liv« lor hour«,
robbed all over with I t
Jacob* Oil; ftret applica
tion relieved, eecond re
moved pa i n; continued
uee cured me; no lelapae
In four year« do aa much
work as evar."
AT DRUOOISTf AND DEALERS IVYBYWHYBI
Q1 P I N W A Y
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F e r r y 's S e e d s
CURED NO RELAPSE.
omiiul stilemi,"M. ontiul Statement, 1381 .
B « a « w t d I V o v . ( 1188
,!I1,li
E m p yreal
— Y o u m ay set it d ow n ns a truth,
w hich adm its o f few exceptions, that
those w ho ask y o u r opinion really want
your
p ra ise .— Dr.
Oliver
Wcndctl
\AS
^O NCE
-
at the large5raiur^oB^blIabie
Paine's CeleryCompound
Diamond Brand, r* •
« , . , 1,10 Box.-. Mitleil with blue rib*
/
f l j no other. All pills iu paste-
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/ J r b tai tl Ix-X 'S, pink wrappers, are n d a n g e r-
•pxi
P./ o ur co u n terfeit. Send 4c. (sumps; for
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//" r particular* and • •B e lie f fo r I.»«It««,** i'R
k - / *
letter,
by retu rn mail. 1 0 .0 0 0 tcatl-
JR. PIERCE'S
NEW
BELT
monlffu from LADIES ^ Uo t»a v e used them. Name Paper.
|is superior ext«llence proven In millions of homes for
more than a quarter of a century.
It is used by the
United States Government. Endorsed by the heads of
the Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest and most
Healthful Dr Price ■ Cream Baking Powder dotfcs not
contain Amnnrnla, Lime or Alum. Sold ouly in cans.
P R IC K B A K IN G PO W D E R CO.
NEW YOKE
OIIIOAOO
ST. T-Ot7HI
t r u s . , 8 ,0 0 0 ,0 0 0
C TJA CO B S O H
Tin ¡iou.trkernem and
C H I C H E S T E R ’ S E N G L IS H
— Thoso w h o ad m ire and love kn ow l
ed ge for its ow n sake o u gh t to wish to
see its olomonts m ade accessible to all,
woro it only that they m ay be tho m ore
th oro u gh ly exam in ed into, and m ore
effectually d eveloped in th eir conse
quences, and rocoivo that ductility and
plastic quality w hich tho pressure of
tho m inds o f a ll description, constantly
m old in g them to th e ir purpose, can
only b esto w .— S ir J. F . W. Hcrschcl.
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W IT A N D W IS D O M *.
Intelligent P ro verbs.
Ihin’ bo onpop’lar. Do o n p o p la r man
ain' liked by do neighl»ors.
He whitew ash brush covsreth a mul
titude c r s|M>ts.
lh< man wot steals money fum do
pocket ob Ids friends ain’ no licttor dan
a thief.
Don eat a h'arty dinner ef y e r nin’
hu ngry vn have t' pay for it
Don' pro|sis- m arria ge to j o l d maid
on less you want to m arry her.
T ru f am m ighty, but hen in’ a lle rseasy
to trublxd with.
AND
T,
0
1- ns.r. in i Port Ian. I or on
th-
N o rth .__
I cult
IN
*h,-r.' |«ti,-nt« art- , ......
full*tr*-ato*l f .rall NKKV
C A R LOADS.
lit s, *1M R* i *i I ( ' A ND
T K IV A T K DiMKASK* m
J. mn« or old,
I- or
luamr.1 .neh an
LOST MANHOOD.
X«rr<«ia itaMUty. «-nunai
l,«wa. failt.ia m raiK .
•rvh'lltlc -rut'tlocia, «I
fret.
m.-miry ki.tnr,
and MaMrr trmhlr«. t
„rrtiM. «Iw .. «ru-turr rie
.CO NSI L f A V IO N
PRICES GREATLY RED®1
A ll
alien in «took fr o »
pound« to 1.1F0.
Send for REDUCBD P * I CS
1 Remember it i* « pleasure t o ^
m fo o .lt
I K K I.i
or a n a » ' r
cannot call write
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