' _ «*.
A M E R IC A N
A
M o d ern
T ilt
ft
FABLES.
f-.Hop T e l l « T h r e e T a l e « , E a c h
O n e W it h a M o r a l.
FLY A N D T i l t
STATESM AN.
Oneo upon a Tim e, u. u State« man
«'iu writing out a great »pooch on the
Tariff Question, a Fly began buzzing
about bin lu-ail and face in a Must An­
noying Manner, and this was kept up
so long that the Stateamiiu finally lost
his patience and indulged in some Forci­
ble Language.
“ Ah! but who would believe that a
Great Man like you would bo putout by
a Little Insect like me!” sneered the
fly.
“ It's your smallness that so Provokes
me,” replied the Statesman. “ If you
were an Ox or a Horse I would suffer
no Ridicule by losing my Temper and
D riving you Away. Lot me give way
and Fight a Fly and everybody wo^Jd
laugh at me.”
M o r a l : Ward Strikers can safely In­
sult and Malign Congressional Nomi­
nees.
T H E P A R R O T A N D T IIE O W L
The question having arisen: “ Why
do W e Kat?" the Parrot Challenged tho
Owl to a Discussion and left the Decis­
ion to tho Serpent Tho Parrot went
back several thousand years to Prove
that Adam Ate and was obliged to Kat,
and that all Mon who came after him
had been Obliged to oat, and usod up
the best part of two hours in drawing
comparisons. Making Deductions and
Clinching his Points. When ho finally
sat down wet with Perspiration, but
Fluttered by his own Arguments, the
Serpent asked the Owl to begin.
“ Gentlemen,” said the bird, as he
slowly arose, " I have only a word to
nay. It is my opinion that wo Eat be­
cause wo were built that way. ”
The Serpent promptly Decided that
tho Owl hud the best of it, and when
tho Parrot raised a howl over It the
Fox chucked him under tho wing and
said:
“ blab is a good thing, but brevity
and Common Sense most always hit a
Jury.”
MORAL: I f
somo Lawyers were
Dumb they would Double their Patron­
age.
T H E N A II. A N D THE H A M M E R .
A Nail which was About to bo Driven
into a board coinpluinod to tho llum-
mer:
“ Ah! but have you no Feelings? bo-
hold how straight and smooth and
handsome I am, and thon think of tho
Fate to which you would consign me!”
“ My friend,” replied tho Hammer,
as ho nmdo ready to Drive, “ ns a Nail
lying about loose you will be kicked
Aside by all, and in a short time bust
would deprive you of your Strength
and beauty. As a Nail helping to hold
this board to tho Houso you have a
Mission and are Depended on. ”
M o r a l : All Idle Man is of No Ac­
count, oven to Himself. " — Detroit Free
i'reas.
Li
Mirrors were old-fashioned in tho
time of Moses, and deem I by him of
sufficient importance to bo j 'iced in the
Ark. Job also mentions then, and calls
them looking-glasses a term a htch is
applied to them throughout the sacred
text—yet it seems clear that the} -vero
made not of glass, but of metal, as v re
all mirrors for many ceutiS ios sube. -
quently. brass is spoken of as one of
tho metals of which they were made,
but ltJj more likely that the liest khM
w .c - t o .p o s e d of silver or somo oth™
winraMUal capable of receiving a high
'a*liny, speaking of tho extrava­
g a n c e »? tho lloman ladles, mentions
that their mirrors wore of silver, add­
ing, ¿tomewhat sarcastically, that often
only u thin surface of the precious
metal was used, a statement which is
borne jut by discoveries made during
recent excavations. These ancient mir­
rors were of small size, and of various
and curious shajies. I ’lino is also re­
sponsible forthe statement that mirrors
wore sometimes formed out of rubies,
and mentions one made from an einor-
erald, wherein Nero used to wutch tho
fights in tho amphitheatre.
The credit of first making glass mir­
rors can not with accuracy bo given to
any one in particular. Tho Sidonians
are rtqtorted to have Invented glass,
but even if they attempted—as it is said
they did—to manufacture mirrors from
it, its inferior quality would not have
given so high a reflective power as somo
of tho better kinds of metals; and at
whatever period they were first made
it was not until the thirteenth century
that they became generally known, and
much later before they entirely dis­
placed tho metal ones. A t first molten
load was jxmrod over the lead to form
a reflecting surf:u:o, but that method
was soon exchanged for a piece of white
metal foil fixed at tho back, and in the
latter part of tho fifteenth conturv an
amalgam similar to that now usod was
substituted.
With improvements in
tho manufacture of glass camo corre­
sponding improvements in mirrors.
They were made ‘larger, and with a
truer Burfaco, and have now reached a
state approaching perfection. — Notea
and Queries.
Queer Military Discipline.
•The name of Harry Oakos," says
the London World, “ is not yet for­
gotten in tho army— a bluff, straight-
spoken soldier, who some twenty years
ago commanded tho Tw elfth Lancers.
This is how he doalt with tho point
now so much at issue. A young officer
complained that while in plain clothes
a certain soldier had not saluted him.
Tho soldier’s excuse was that ho had
not recognized the officer. ‘I'll tako
caro you can’t make that excuso In fu­
ture,' quoth Colonel Oakos. ‘M r . ----- ,
you will walk up and down tho barrack-
square in .plain clothes until Private
is satisfied that he will know you
again.' The private gave tho officer a
benefit of nbout half an hour, and ull
he coneedod thon was his ability to reo-
B r o u g h t In a N e w C o n u n d r u m .
ognlze tho former In the suit ho thon
“ I have got a conundrum,’.’ said the wore. ‘I f you are not satisfied,’ said
visitor, tinddly sitting down on tho tho Colonel, ‘you will hppoar in tho
corner of a chair, “ that I think is new. square for ten minutes in each civilian
W hy is a man who lays out a-now sub­ suit you own, and whenovor you get a
new suit you will do tho samo, and let
division like pickles?"
“ because ho c-e-cumbors the ground!” P r iv a te ----- know.’ Tho young officer
never complained again of not getting
hazarded tho real-estate editor.
what he considered his proper due in
“ No, that isn’t tho right answer.”
“ because,” suggested the exehango the matter of salutea"
editor, " it makes him sour if he doesn't
ketchup with t h o --------"
“ No, no; that isn’t it olthor. Give it
-fU Ü Ü V W C fO M
up? because he makes lots of acres.
Nee? Acres acliers. Spoils tho teeth,
you know.
Makes oc.es into lots
______ 11
o 1
In d is c r e e t
“ I understand that you wish to em­
ploy a traveling salesman, sir," said u
young man to a merchant
“ Yes; I would employ any one who
suited me."
“ I would like to have a trial, sir."
“ What is your nationality?"
“ both my parents were born in Iro-
lnnd# but 1 don’ t see what that can have
to do with the matter.”
“ You don’ t? Let me assure you that
it is very important I couldn't think
of employing a salesman who belongs to
the sell-tick ruce. Hu—ha! ha— ha?” and
the old man chucked himself in the
ribs and laughed all the way to the
asylum where ho was taken Inside of
three hours.— Merchant Traveler.
It A p p e a l e d
to
H is T a s te .
F a ir
T in
W e d d in g ,
First Chappie What d’ye think of
the wedding, old mat.?
Second Chappie A w —vewy fall for
a tin wedding.
First Chappie Tin wedding? Why,
what do you refer to?
Second Chappie— Tho groom's motive
in m arrying—haw! haw!—America.
, P
a
.
chancos ch an ge by
o o v fM ;
From fo u l to fair, from better hap to worse.
—Svuthwell.
CURE P 1 RMANENTLY ALL ACHE
A t Pm uoouT»
[Som e persons spend so m uch tim e in m ak in g
prom ises that th ey h a ve no tim e le ft to fu lfill
th.-in.
“ G i v e H i m 9 2 a u d L e t H i m U u e a a .”
• W e on c e heard a m an* c o m p la in o f fe e lin g
badly, and w on dered w h at a iled him . A h u ­
m orous frie n d said, “ G iv e a d o ctor $J, and let
him guess.” It was c u ttin g satire on some d o c­
tors, w h o d o n ’ t a lw a y s guess rig h t.% Y o u need
n ot guess w h at a ils you w hen y o u r fo o d d o n ’ t
digest, w h en y o u r b ow els and stom ach are in ­
a ctive, and w h en you r head aches every day,
and you are la n gu id and ea sily fatigu ed . Y on
are b ilio u s , and D r.fP ie rc e ’ s P leasan t P u rg a tive
P a lle t ! w ill bring you out all right. Sm all, su­
gar-coated, easy to take. O f druggists.
Su blety m av d e c e iv e you ;
w ill . - ( f i >liver
n
Cromwell.
in te g rity
never
C o u g h s , H o a r s e n e s s a n d M o re T h r o a t .
— “ Brown's Bronchial Troches ” g iv e ! im m ed ia te
relie f.
and
P su raa
_
V e ra -C u ra
FO R D V » P « P » IA .
A ra si w it t s s n i l r o . M P i M w i o . a m
c A
m
mote than a quarter of a century. It is u»e<i by the
United Htates Government Kndoreed )ty the head*'o€
the Urt-at Uniterm tie« a« the Htronyeiit, Purest and moat
Healthful Dr Price s (Veam Peking Powder dt>e« not
contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Hold only in cans.
P R IC E B A K IN O P O W D E R CO
CHICAGO
. WKIU'0% Hae'i.
THE
VAN
A. K 4 U l s T K O M « * F r la .
M ONCISCAR
P R IV A T E D ISPENSARY.
NOS.
133 a m t 134 T H I R D
STREET,
» h r f . pvt irn t. .r r niece*,
IM S , , H K< » N i l’ A N I )
P R IV A T E DINKANK8 in
___
P ‘unf or old. »inf 1 « or
m*rri.ii. mch u
LOST MANHOOD.
N .r, iM.lrl.ilit,, rein mol
>■ • * .
fnilinf mmiory
OT'hlUO* eruption», of
ln -u ol m irror, hi.In«,
nml hlmlitir trvuhh*. fon-
orrtM», glu t. Mrtcture rte
C O N S U L T A T IO N
cleaning
1 « ounoas c . r » » a ! ?
O
R ITIBT FACEAO& *** in **«L '
•vl»riluj »»¿ .¿7 ^ 7 J'
or
A l w a y s keeps Soft.
S A L E RATUs
BRONCHITIS
CURED.
It’s Easy to Dye
_
W IT H
S old by a l l ltr u y g io t u
BUT
T IIK
BUST.
TAKE
M EX IC A N
NO
Superior
O O P
14« Centre St.. New York, 1
June 26th, 1888.
f
T h e W in te r after the great fire
In C h ic a g o I co ntracted B ro n ch ia l
a ffe c tio n s, a n d elnco thon h ave
boon obliged to epend nearly every
W inter So uth . L a e tN o v e m b e rw a e
ad v ised to try Scott’ e E m u lsio n of
Cod Liver Oil w ith Hypophoephlte#
and to my s u r p r ls e w a s relieved at
o nce, a n d by c o n tin u in g Ita u se
th re e m o n th s w a s en tirely c u re d ,
g a in e d fle sh an d atrength a n d
w a s a b le to sta n d even th e B liz ­
zard and attend to b u a ln ea a every
day.
C . T . C H U R C H IL L .
*
P l ^ M O H D |]y - g
Alter spending Ten Winters South,
was Cured by Scott’s Emulsion.
•
to,
C u m o i.
•»•ry.pouni dv T i .J**'
“ Arm .« d K X * *
IN
Strength,
F astness,
t 111
PoMoase» m any Im portant A dvantages o
other prepared Foods.
B A B IES c u r FO R IT .
INVALIDS R E L IS H IT .
M a k e s P lu m p , L a u g h i n g , H e a lt h y B a b i n s .
R e g u la t e » th e S to m a c h a n d B o w e ls .
Bold by Druggists. R3c., 5Uc., »1 .0 0 .
W arran ted to oblnr
dyes e v e r m ade, nm l
durable colors. A » k
no other. 36 c o lo r » ;
WELLS, RICHARDSON t CO., »BEtlBOHB, YT,
B a b y P o rtra its.
'm ore (7|, n 1 , thnn
to g iveKmon.|i?ii“ ,0U«
fo r*u S .
ut
10 cents eaidi^ '
-h
WELLS. RICHARDSON A CO., Buriy* ,
’ortlolio o f Tieautiful
beau tiftil baby portraits, pi
A Portfolio
printed
on fine plate paper by [latent photo process, sent
free to M other o f any Baby b om w ith in a year.
E very M other wants these pictu res; Bend at once.
G ive B aby's name uud age.
For Gilding or Bronxmg F.ncy Amcit,
WILLS. RICHARDSON 4 CO., Pi opt., Burlington, V t
Gold, Silver, Bronx«, Copper.
D IA M O N D PAINTS
Only n
CHANCES.
S A LV E
THE G R E A T H EALER.
Cures Cuts, Sores, Salt Itheura, Boll»,
Pimple». Felon*. Skin Diseiue», and all
ailment* for which a salve is suitable. Tor
taking out »orensss and healing it acts
like magic. ¿IcenU «box. at all druggist-.
Strong Testimony.
J . H . r i N K . A s w a y e r and A n s ly t t e s l
C h e m i s t . L a bora tory. 1M F irst st., Portla n d .
Or. A n a ly s e » m ad e o f a ll »ubstanoe*.
I say positively that
D Y S P E P S IA
I mmiuvr relief in Uze wonit CMMOiiBureB oornfart-
I «1>L b «lœp; effect»curom where«IJothernfRiLbJJ
Can be cured.
I suffered w ith it for
years. A larm in g symptoms o f H eart
Dise.MR«R|«ioped. M y first and only
r e l i i f k i b i f from using M O O ItE ’S
KK V iG A LIfiD R E M E D Y .
T w o bot­
tles cured me permanently.
C. H . S h a w , Seattle, W . T.
Price 5Qc* «nd I
T o SB » D a y . Sample» wr/rth ALSO, FREE.
1 Lines not under the horveifegt Write Bsxw
fstkk ' b S xfutt H s is II oldir Co., H o l l y , M ic h .
xm. rH A H R R
S I E IN W A Y . b
_________
a * «. O
, c abler,
"
K o e n le f
Ptavo»; BnrdeH Organ», band laxtrumeai». Larseat
»ta»k of Sheet Miul» and Books Band» «uprated »
■■stern P H » . M A TT H IA S G O A T CXI , 106 Pa»
A M h m a . ' C o u g h » , 4 'o l i t s , C r o u p , I n «
llu r n z u , B r o n c h it is , C a t a r r h , W h o o p -
i n E - t 'o i i f h , I. cnm o f I a l e e , I n c i p i e n t
C o n s u m p t io n , a u d .. a l l . T h r o a t a n d
l u n g T r o u b le s .
• J. R. CATES & CO., PUS P’S.
Ill
Hunsoiue Hired. San IrawHseo, Cal.
IfOYEB 6 .0 0 0 .0 0 0 P»°P,a h«lioy« tha*%
njtVH bout to buy tWdu
of the largest and most reliab 10 house, and th« / use
Ferry’s Seeds
^
P u rely V egeta b le; C on tain s n o A lc o h o l;
R egulates the B ow els; A id s D iges­
tio n ; Stim ulates the L iv e * ;
Preven ts Disease.
D l SPINNET i
Q u u u iP W
JL I ' l l
183 F irst StGftU or
U r. Ojfw w cy a V U . Portiwid, Oraddr<B>
i l U B H U I riffiU f l J'RDil’ fcy, L obf o f Virror, Fomina)
■m
Weak Aleniory, Deepon-
m**ncy, lie., due to exceueep or abu«e, cured,
Y 6 M M
M i S M "^dfeH nafrom th « ««Note
| ■
W W W of youthrulfolliee or indi«-
«•retlon phould a va il thcmHelyp« o f our treatment.
|A positive cure «ruaranteed in every case, SyphHi«,
^Urinary and Venereal i l>i*ea«w
Dineaiu » a ll unnatural di»-
chargee, prom ptly and «afeljrtu
^ P W lC H t ’ 9 /
D. M. FERRY A CO aw
acknowledged to be the
¿.argest Seedsmen
In the world.
I C »W MMMB.
—
I> M rVRBT A C o',
ll*e and PrioSii
SEED ANNUAL
r
F o r 1880
Will ba mnilsd m u
to all appHcnnt«, ami
to lost yenr’H customers
„ without ordering it. Inralu.
able la nil. KvMJDRCWaa UMng
Earli«at Caultflowor Garden. Pi4*ld t*r Flower Koedi
should »end for it.
Address
T h e B V T E C S ’ OSHWS 1 X »
‘' r . ' « ' i s s u e d M a rc h and S ep t.,
j ^ e a c h y e a r. I t i» an e n c y.
M c lo p e d ia o f n s e fu l In fo r-
The Only
I 'u t e a t
hi
DINING C A R S .
Meals 75c
T im s K v r r M ade fro m the
4'osMt o v e r the
N O R T H E R N P A C IF IC R. R .
m
!»m
m
e i,T O B N * " m
’ 1
m
K N T IK K
LBXO TB
OF
ROAD
Ami hauled on regular Eip-eee Train* over the
Kntire length of the Northern
Pacific ltnilroad.
A. D. C H A R LTO N . Gen. Weat'n Paaa. Agt.
No. t Washington »tract, P rtland.
S UNIFORM ANO H M .
WM
I tltsra Is •_ piutnne o f a Cow on y o u r p a c k «
you v »K have
lha best Soda lu ^ u .
TH £ COW BflASÜ
SALESMEN
t il
z .
W e wish a few men to
»«*11 our good* by mtmple
to the wholaale and re­
tail trade. Largest manu-
f r , incur line. Eneloae 2 .cenl»tam p. \Vagrn kl per
Day. Permanent position. No powtala answered.
Money advancedfor wagea, advertising, etc. O b .
le u n la l M a n u H c lu r l n t f o , « la c la a n t l.O h lo .
B ig a n a s given entveg»
sal »at 1st action In tbs
cura of Gonorrhoea and
Gleet. I prescribe Hand
feel safe In recommend«
ln g it to all s n ffe ref»
A . J . ST08EB, | .B n
D eeetvr, III.
P R IC K * 1 . 0 0 . .
Bold by D ruggists |
f o o t o f M o rris o n
T .
W
R
I G
H
tttr e r .t.
T ,
P o r t la n d ,
O regoo
General Agent for the
AOrUGB
THRESHERS AMD Pi
o
WELL DflILLS
FOR EVIRT PORRON.
Sold on Trial !
P IO l'X C IT Y .
COUNCIL n L l FFS.
ST. JOSEPH,
ATCHISON,
L E A V E N \\ OUTH,
K A N S A S c fT Y ,
l'.l ItLINGTON,
UL'INOY.
ST. U Il'IS .
CHICAGO,
And sll point» throughout the Emit and South-
cast, via St. Paul ami Minneaitolis.
Through Emigrant Sleeping Cars
i Kf t
A B «^LU TELY P U «€.
h m
B E S T AND FA S T E S T THREf*tW|
IN TH E WORLD.
- TO—
T H I O N L Y L IN K R U N N IN G
m
MONTGOMERY WARD A CO.
L in e ),
P A L A C E
USE
A •/
chase the luxuries or the
necessities o f life. W e
oan olothe you and furnish you with
all the n»oe»»ary and unneoessarF
•pplisnoes to rido, walk, dance, sleep,
est, fl»h, hunt, work, go to church,
or »tsy at home, and in various sises.
•tylss and quantities. Just figure out
whst is required io do all thesVthings
COMFORTRRLT, and 7 0 a oan m akeafkir
estimate o f the value of the BTTTKBB’
G U ID E , which w ill be sent upon
rooeipt o f 10 cents to pay postage,
St. Paul and Minneapolis.
R u n B in g
N K W E ----- '
Friand or UuiU« to VA «Ulock.
T h e O N L Y L I N K Itu n n in g P u llm a n Palace
S le ep in if • 'am. M a g n itie e n t D a y Coaches,
a m i P'.ligiiiit I'.m igra n t S leep in g
C ara [w ith berths fr e e o f
c h a r g e !''
F 1 IO M W A S H I N G T O N A N D O R E G O N
P O IN T S T O T H E E A S T v ia
rrunaootitiueii
T ö
m u m m mmmm * * m m m sim m m
| lliu »tr »t«d , Deeenp.
P o r t la n d , O r e g o n .
I . lh . only T H m . IN .
I" tiMiy in IVrtlnn.l oil on
th.
N -r th v .it
IVnit,
A II»inin.r"
SO PA
■ i CHARLRS A. lOML I RCO.. Rrtl— 1%.
HT. LOUS
II shed rep u tation , grow in g popularity. B**«/»#*«,
Bhirthand, Common School and fionmjmsklß D o n u t-
mints. Students a dm itted at any tim e. Uata-
logim and specim ens o f r penm anship sent free.
1 Dairym«a and
Packed in Card B o a r d B o x e s .
I I G A eran
S n T A «lh
H m M « Cure
A never/a tutor
R A I L R O A D ,
111 «uperfor exoellenc« proven in million« of home«for
ltdiw, nu, Cuat^»M,
ta jiin o u »
, nb^ “ *»I
•u c h M
• t e . . o f Wh ich ,n l„**1h
1“ « I’o w d .,, ^ *
T r y G e k m e a fo r break fa st.
N o r th e r n P acific
!® « W E C T i* ? S ,
aa *
Aw ewetW mot oirtody im stock, m ti wül bt
“ H a d B e e n W o r r i e d 18 Y e a r « . ”
It sh ould h ave read “ m a rried ,” bu t the p roo f­
reader observed that it am ounted to about the
same th in g , and so d id n ot d ra w h is blu e p e n cil
through the error.
U n fo rtu n a tely there was
con sid erab le truth in h is ob servation .
Thou­
sands o f husbands are co n stan tly w orried al-
m ost to d e sp a ir by the ill h ealth that afflicts
th eir w iv e s , and o ften robs life o f co m fo rt and
happiness. T h ere is but one safe and sure way
to ch an ge a ll th is fo r the better. T h e ladies
should use Dr. F ie r c e ’s F a v o rite P rescrip tion .
T I I S G R E A T 0 7 w R L A X J KO U TZ !
full, treated f r .ll N ERV
— lU is very indiscreet and trouble­
some ambition which cares so much
alsuit fame; about what the world says
of us; to l>e always looking in the faces
of others for approval; to be always
anxious alxiut the effects of what we do
or say; to lie always shouting, to hoar
the echo of our own voices.—Loti jjii-
T im es g o b y turns, an d
it t s b u r g
.
11 1-1 14 M i c h i g a n A v e n u e , C h ic a g o ,
" M y husband,” said she, '*nover
seems to appreciate the presents I make OH. PIERCE S NEW BELT
him, like dressing gowns, slippers, foot
AND SUSPENSORY.
t. lH*t. 11 .\ h 7)cures all)
rests, monogram handkerchiefs, and (Pu
N ervous ami Chronic Dis­
ease«
o f both sexes. Price'
other nice articles.”
NMt and upward. Semi ’2o
“ May lie he doesn't believe in the lor sealed pamphlet N o .’L >/„ V
Kl H I 111 If ruptured
principle of making gifts," consolingly seudj,t«m
j» for jpninphlet N o. I . F
______ __ few Invention, send 2c
stamp
remarked a friend.
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