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About Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 22, 1888)
K I N D N E S S T H A T PAYS. T h p P r o p e r \ V «y o f G e t t i n g l l o r * v » f r o m t h e P astu re F i e l d . It would no doubt be a very urnuaLng scene wer-j it possib! • to take a bird'a- eye view of some of the buaieat funning districts one of these tine m ornings about d u yligh t, und soe the diilerent w ays of g e ttin g h o w s up out of the pasture und into the stables ready for w ork. T h e pleading echoes of the “ heap! heap! lio-ap!” from one farm would he answered by the savage bark of the dot;on another farin as he chased the poor anim als as if they were so m any wild beoet* that w ere being’ drove out of tiie neighborhood, (Jetting up the horses on some farms is regarded as one of the hardest tasks of the day, and it Is frequently made one of the most wearisom e perform ances both for the horses and those who attend to i t It com es at a tim e when neither man nor beast can afford to get excited or wor- ried, for the w hole d ay's work is still before them , and with a bad start there is liable to be trouble und w orry all the day. T h is m ay seem to be a m atter of little im portance but there is more in if than is gen era lly supposed. Horses w hich are brought quietly from tiie field will eat th eir m orning feed of grain w ith a bettor relish and got more food from it than if chased around at full speed for a half-hour before ho ran be captured. Tho excite ment caused by this chasing is moro e x hausting than tiie hardest kind of labor, to nay nothing about tiie time lost in do ing it. If treated properly horses w ill not is- hard to get up in the morning or any other lime. T reat them kindly when they come in. and they will soon learn to come without coaxing or d riv ing. Have a treat in tho shape of a good feed of grain or chop that they will relish when the get into the stable, and all you will have to do is to open the gates nnd doors and let them to it. If they have acquired the habit of run ning. and are h *1 to drive, it will take some more tem pting titan usual to break off this habit. H ave their feed in tiie trough for them when they outer tho stable, and they will learn to hurry to it instead of running in tho opjiosite direction. It may ta k en little time and some patience to break old offenders, hut it can be done, and when once ac complished the pleasure it will afford und tiie time saved will m ^n'than repay» for tiie trouble. If you treat and train your hor.-es rig h t they wNl tie aw aiting your appearance at tiie accustomed time instead of sk u lkin g aw ay and try ing to avoid you. Sationul Stockman. , — It is the struggle and not the attain- ■ tent that measures character. — T each er Hans, nam e three beasts ef prev. H an s—T w o lious and a t gcr. — N ever buy any th ug jo u don't need because it's cheap. T his includes b eer.— ruck. The easiest and bes' w av to expand tbo cb»-t is to have a good large heart in ¡L It s a v e s the cost of gyinuaatics.— CJiico.no Stnriilfi'il. ______ AN O r rE V IIV K B K K A TH 1» the most (listrosin g, not only to the person afflicted it he have »ny pride, but to thou« s ilh w lioin ho coin**» in contact. It is a delica'c matter to sp* ak of. bu- it h a- parted not only friends but lovers, ltad breath slid catarrh are inseparable. Sage's Catarrh Kent dy cures tiie worst cases a i thouaauds call testify. “ I th in k." said a visitor to her ho*, teas, •th.it Mr. Inskip i* nn anom aly.” • Indeed he isn't,” reiterated the ho*, d.*i etlly. "h«> wus tsirn in New I.nglnnd und s o were all his people bo- fm v him ." A I mud stare and silentN» from th* Mtonishexl viaiwir. betroxi ir e * /Vsaa. le s s . O ___ mTo introduce it into A Mliunl FAMILIES *9 off or tho * H L A D IE S ' F o r H O M E JO U R N A L S c in t lc a . N ew , S tr o n g , S tr a ig h t F a c t* . ft AND C u r« C o m p le t * . icurry, T im June 111*. Vfc as cuiupieteiy caret! tu o jre«r» ago oí «ciática u A4 C~ on — crutthe» »ui- by the u n of Bt Jacob« Oil. wae _ of f ; pain hying Mil the urne He return TH0UA4 JOKES. Dripping Spring* Tex«», U e lp lr » « 9 M o n th ». Jane. l»SI. W o In bod 2 month»: coaid not walh for 3 with »ciatlw«, »offered nearly one year in ail; w o cur»4 by St Jacob« Oli. Ko r«lapa«: J JOHNSON. From NOW I t to JAN’Y, 1889 Four months G iven U p. Kune. Ohio. June 10, ISIS. Suffered • we»k»; comtaut pain In hip; used «ratche» given up by doctor» wai cor-d ty Bt. Jacob» OU WM AVEKT PARÌHILL. AT DIÜOÔTBTB AND DEALERS. THI CHARLES A. VOCELER CO., «altim or*. » 4 . J . H . PIM M . A s s a y e r am t A n a ly t ic a l 3 3 ” 0 3 F ir s t M treet. ITCH ING PILES. S ymptoms Moisture; iLtoiae itching and stinging. Qnort at night; worse by scratching If allowed to con tinue tumors form, which often bleed aqvl uloeiate. hec-.ndng *ery airs H w a y s x ' s O i s t m m T »t.'tie the Itching anti bl.xding, heals uloeratl.in. and in many cae. s removs n.r tumoia. It la unuailj etticacioua in curing all llxin 111s.wees DR. HWAYNK A SON. Pronnetoix, Phlla«ielphla bwxTSB's OINTIUOIT cai lie obtained of druggists Kent by mail for 60 Ceuta If afflicted with Sore Eye*, use Dr. Isaac Thom pson's Eye Water. Druggist* sell it. 24c. A W ONDERFUL MULE. T h o u g h M atte o f llrass H e Is Nuppoaed to C u r e E v e r y D is e a s e . prominently in B re a k fa s t a n d D in n e r P a rties—Ho Cooking, Dainties and Desserts. Teas St pers. Luncheons and Receptions. Gives, pliculy fl^t the little details women wan* know. lclls how to entertain guests how i serve refreshments, what to have and how t0 make it Everything n -w and cr i-ii.J ( pn| XU- al and w ell tested by experts. --- Accoi unpanyAc the recipes will be remarks upon pretty table»d- juncts, methods of serving and waiting, nishing, table manners and etiquette C h ild r e n ’ s P age—Illu s tra te d Stcrics. Flow ers and H ouse Plants—finely ¿¡ 1 ^. trated articles, edited b y Eua* K RLxroko with “ Answers to Correspondents.“ M o t h e r ’ s Corner— A pace devoted to tbe care o f infants and young children. 1 1 tires line letters from subscribers giving views and ir.eth- ods o f management. Original arti. 1 sfrom the best writers. Illustrated arti I. s on Games and H o m e -m a d e T o y 3 . A m u K em tn tsfor Sick C h ild ren . Illustrated. K indergarten. J|. lustrated articles b y A n n a \V. B ar na r d lina” Plug Cut is tiie b iss smoke, and Dfe.AI.KR IN don’t yi u forget it. I a k in ç The Van Monciscar D IS P E N S A R Y . ^ J Ä -L A N D , AND SP O R T SM E N ’S COODS. ¿ 2»I PERFECT «00®. It» superior uxcellence proveu In millions of home« for more than a quarter of a century. It is used by til« United fltate» Government Kmloraed by the head» o f the Great Uuiverniiie» as th» Strongest, Purest and moat Healthful I>r Prices Cream Baking Powder doe» not oontain Anwnoni-i, Lime or Alum Sold only in can». PRICK B AK IN G POW D E R GO. NIW YORK CHICAGO. 8T. LOUIS. T ub Loo C a b i n s * f A*neri a have been birth places of some of the grandest men. Lincoln, Grain, Sheridan, first saw tlie bght of day tlgougli the chinks of a Log i'ni>in. W arners Log Cabin fya»a).>arilia also originated in a Log Cabin and stands pre-eminent iflnong the bl od purifiers of to-day as W arner’s “ Tippecanoe" dot s as a stomach tonic. LO ST M ANHOOD Nervous Debility, Sperm« torrhea* Seminal L omu « Btixual DwAf ,Fai ling Mem Lack of ory. je ont, WeAk K [ires. Knergj. ergjr. Also \ Blood And In DlaeAW«, Bfphilll* < V option«. Ha Valli Eruptii'ua Hair Yalllré Boue Pa: na, 8 wellln»- Sore Throat, Uloers, F fecta o f Mercury, Kidney Aud Bladder T r o u b l e W eiklU ac. Kurn i.g Urine. OocorrhaA, Gleel B u t' u ~ prmnpt relief «üd cure for lue. No. > Lapel Hutton, either Democratic or Kepublicau, sample by mail, llrris. No. 2 Harrison Button, silk embroidered, National colors, by mail, 1 <* ft*. , No. 3 Enameled Buttons “ C .& T.’’ or “ II. 1 & M.” stamped on each, gold plated, | very nice, 25 cts. No. 4 Democratic or Republican medal likenesses of nominees clearly cut en , ü )th HfixeH UoiiHRlt C w fld e B t la llS o»i5fO H -18« A THIRD HT each, silver finished, with pin, mail, 25 c. W h i t e and p i le sh a d e s o f p a in t m a y b e b e a u t ifu lly cle a n e d b> u sin g w h itin g in t h e w ater. B r o s ., P it t s b u r u , P a th .*, of >, .iit.lm,„a,,*.,»,S Ause o f K idneys o r B ladder, W eak Bock. Nervri lie .d lit y . W ustm g o f S exu.d BLtcugta, etc cuJ und restored to h ealthy vig or. N . Bi P ersons unable to visit us may be tmtel k t their hom os, by corresp on den ce. Medicine« m? in s tr u ctio n s sent b y m ail o r express. Consoilatioi J re e . Bend 4 ce n t« in stam ps tor ib e Yount R»^ V rlend o r G uide t o V\ o llo c k . nvestment «mall, profit« ~"e. Semi 20o for mailing e illustrated Catal 'gue with full purticuiars. Man ufactured l»y GOULDS A AU ST IN, HIT < 1 : 1 6 9 L ak e St., CHICAGO* ILL. • •_____ Rrf’hsr than the Cheapest H alf Farti Hates over the O. R. & X. Co., POaTLAND BUSINESS O. & C. H. K and Oregonian K.tilw»v(* COLLEGE. One a d one-fifth over N. P. K. R. lin«, P o rtla n d , Or«iron. Special excursions over the O. H. À V Y i i • , i ... , i, ,;i IiK fru ctio n , e s t a i•- li> 1 **d le m it iilio n ,g r iw m g l o p u l trity. Business, lines at less than halt rales, Oct. 8, 15 , i Sh riband. C?n:mon School and P sn m in sh lp Depart A H .W H I T I M I . Napl. mens. Siui’.uiO. Hdii.i n d i'.t any time. < utH- Ofii ü, 118 First Street Portland. I'OU'* ;m I ■•■ini.” s o f i>* *n a is h ip s e n t free. MECHANICS FAffi :t. 4 —Glises U 27 , 1888 . I A . H' ' A . i* * 'tU O 'R O M ». PrsH. T f.o f* T o i $ 8 a D a y . Samples worth $1.60, FItKE. -1 Lines not under the horses foot. W rite B rkw k t f r ' m S afkcv SARSAPARILLA, T E L L O f COCK j ' l u i ? t FOR u w u tu n N. P N . U . N o. ÏIW— 8. F. N. U . Nn m B.n n H o l p k r < 'o * l f o l \ v . I l l r h . I o d i d e o f I 'o t H N H . D y Î 5 It cur©» R i i k u m a i i s m , N ki k a l o i a , Boil«, Pimple«. Scrofula, Gout, Catarrh. Tumors, »Sad Rheum, and Mercurial pa'ns. It Purities the Blood, Restore» the Liver ar<l Kidneys to healthy action, and makt-a the Complexion Bright und Clear. Brilliant ! Durable ! Economical! J. R. C A T E S 3 l C O ., P r o p r io to r 9 . Big Cl nas given aotvsr- sal satisfaction In th* cur* of Uooorrha** ard Oleet. I prescribe 11 aud feel safe In recommend ing It to aQ sufferer*. k . l . STOYFR, I l.n ^ L ig h t n in g ca n be sr rn by retlectlon a dii- tau« r of tw o hun dred m i l n . Yes, he loves you now, 'tis true, lam with eyes of .vlok-t blue, Li|>s as sw e e t as h o n e y -d e w , Iton n y little b rid e. D i a mo n d P a i n t s G o ’ d, S ilv er, Bronx«. C op per. O n ly 10 Cents- a W IC H T S / T c d T n THE COW BRAND. ----- T O D ELICIOUS BISCUITS i clopedia o f useful infor- m ation for all who pur* I^»t us find happiness in bringing jo y and gladness to those around us. chase the luxuries or th* necessities o f life. W e can clothe you and furnish you w ith CONCENT R A T it YO l It V IT A L IT Y . the necessary and unnecessary One of tlje secrets of health is the con all appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep, centration of vitality. The recruiting of eat, fish, hnnt, w ork, go to church, the vital principle is done effectually by •or stay at home, and in various sizes, H h a n d k k t h s P in a “ Health find* hap styles and quantities. Juat figure out what Is required {o do all thesd'things piness In the mere sense of existence." CO M FO R TAB LY , and you oan make a fair estimate o f the value o f the B U Y E B S ’ B r a nd reth ' s P ills help nature to reas G U ID E, w hich w ill be sent upon •ert her own when she has been forced to receipt o f 10 cents to pay postage, va ate her stronghold in the body. When Î an enemy attacks a fort all the forces are MONTGOMERY WARD A CO. concentrated at the p.»inl of attack to re 111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, l i t slst the onslaught. So with fhe body. B randhktr * P ii .i s cot* e Prate all on" s vitality to throw off'the encroaching d i — An fttfent to rn newcyolopflpdin tells s e a s e . Get R k a n d k k t u ' s 1’ i i . l s . Be sure to take no other. this incident: "A m o n g those to whom | I h ave shown the volum es I found but N e ig h b o r ly lov e s o d in terest in th e w e lfa re o f o th e r* s r e p r o d u c t iv e o f m u c h su n sh in e one youn g man who did not need the every where. w ork. He has a cyelop;edia; a num ber of large volum es; he did not know how m any, nor did he know the name of the editor or publisher IN F A N T IL E but they are very large, h eavy vol Skip *<• Scalp umes. B elievin g he did not frequently consult them, 1 asked if he ev er used DISEASES them. ’C e rta in ly ,’ said he, -I us« pi-cured b y # them every d a y .’ -What can you p<>* C im c b R A sibly do w ith them ?' ‘W h y, I pres« F fo /^ ç d iç s . uxv trouse:» w ith them .” ’ Diamond D yes excel all others in Strength, Purity, ar.d Fastness. None other nt just as good. Beware o f irnitatfons, because they are made of cheap and inferior materisls and give poor, weak, crucky cole*. To Ire sure o f success use only the D ia m o n d D y e for coloring Dresses, Stockings, Yams, Carpets, Feathers, Riblions, & c, &*c. We «arrant them to color m o re goods, package fo r package, than any other dyes ever made, and to give more brilliant and durable colors. Ask for the D i a m o n d , and ta k e no other. _____W E L L S , RICHARDSON & CO„ E llin g t on, Vt. W h e n y o u r b lo o m has tie,, a w a y . W h e n » o u r g o ld e n lo ck s a re g r e y ,— W ill his lo v e a b id e ! 91 FIN WAY k k a h i c h , f r a n k « Y e s. If it is the tru e k in d It w ill s u r v iv e al! ö I t i l l f» « I . H U N , Gabler, Koonlsh th e in e v it a b le w a s te s a n d ch a n g e s o f life . Hut, I H aros; Burdett Organa, hand Instruments ***** It is e v e r y woirntn h d e lir e a m i d u ty to reta in , | stock of .8h***t Mu.Jc and Books. bauds suidjtiifed at io n # an sh e ca n , th e a ttr a c tio n » that m a d e F astern Prtoes M A TTH IAS GRAY OO. Pos* h e r rharmiiiH: and b e lo v e d in y o u th . N o o n e qtreet, San Frandnor c a n k e e p h e r y o u th fu l b lo o m o r e q u a b le te m p e r if w e i g h e d d o w n a n d B uffering fr o m fe m a le Tho B U Y E R S ’ O U ID E i* w e a k n e ss a n d d U o rd e rs . D r. P r ic e ’s F a v o rite Issued March and Bept., P r e s c r ip tio n is a re m e d y f o r th e s e tro u b le s. sSokl b> d ru g g ists. each year. It Is an ency. ~ i For Gilding or B ro n z in g Fancy A rtic le s . US**' PR ICE. » 1 . 0 0 . . Bold hy Druggist» 0 ' % Send pottaldor I ye B ock, Sample Card, directions lor coloring Photos., making the finest Ink or Bluiaf (10 cent» a quart), etc. Sold by Druggists. Address Dscshir, Ilk Will he love you as to-day, ter Y ■ O U n N G vw w rre tio n should a v a il themselv< s o f our treatmt, A positive cu re gu aran teed * * in ever> »ana. 8rSflg iUrinary and V enereal B isease« all uuuatural d«. charges, p rom p tly and sttfeijrîiured. M ID D L E -A C E D M EM M pj ««»* 4 1 7 NniiHOm«* H I .. Slim F r u n c i s c o . l e m is h r N ER VO U S Sold on Trial ! W hite Elephant of Si tin, Lion of Eng laud. Dragon of China, Cro»s of Stvitzer- I _ _ _ _ . _ _ . _ „ land, Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt, Q D A Q » Double Eagle of HilssU, Star of Chili, The I I f U O B-,»rintutl Steel Tun n g De- Circle of .Japan. Harp of Krin. \dcs, in usoin no other Piano, by which our Pianos To get these buy a Isix of the genuine 1 gtaiel In tune 20 jean, good ft i 100; not affeetc^ Dll. C. M c L a n k ' s CKLKBKATKD L i VKK I t>y i limato. No wood to split, break, »w ell, shrink. P il l s , price 2» rents, and mail us the out- ' rratk, Sway, or wear out; wo yuaraTitee it. K.le- side wrapper with your address, plainly | ' “ e"' 3 «trinzs, double re,*,ti„s action; finest ivory key*; the la m e o s ANÎISKt.1* written, and t cent» in stamps. W e wi fa it or « rito tor Catalogue, tree. T. M. ANTISEIJ then mail 5011 the above list with an ele PIANO CO., Manufacturers, Odtl Fellows’ H all, Mar gant package of oleographic and chro ket and S*.*venth Streets, San Francisco. matic cards. F or . spinney ; d ency, &n., due to excesee« o r abu«e, cured. FOR E V E R Y P U R P O S E. U ^ R R I S Q a , CUR T/S PUBLISHING CO., Philadelphia. X lD r. Spinney & Co.P^ » W ELL DRILLS Send for new Gan Catalogue Oct. 1 st Bent whalebone can be restored and used again by »imply soaking in water a few hours, then dry lug them . n S T A R T L IN G D IS C O V E R Y . T h e d is c o v e r y b y th e in h a b ita n ts o f a lo ca lity h ith e r to u n v ia ite d b y th e p e s tile n t s c o u rg e o f fa v e r a ii^ a g u e , that it exists in th e ir v ery m id s t, is d e c id e d ly s ta rtlin g . S u c h d is c o v e r ie s a r e m a d e a t e v e r y se a s o n , in e v e r y p a rt o f th e U n io n . S u b s e q u e n tly , w h en it is a sc e rta in e d , as it in v a r ia b ly is at s u ch tim es, th ro u g h th e v a lu a b le e x p e r ie n c e o f s o m e o n e w h o has been b e n e tilted an d c u re d , th a t H o s te tte r'a S to m a ch B itte rs is n t b o r o u g h 1$ eiM ca ciou s e ra d ica te r o f th e m a la ria l p oison , and a m ea n s o f fo r t ify in g th e s y s te m a g a in s t it, a fe e lin g o f m ore s e c u r ity and tra n q u ility re ig n s th ro u g h o u t the w h o le n e ig h b o r h o o d . B e sid e s th e fe b r ile fo rm s o f m a la ria l d ise a se , d u m b a g u e a n d a g u o c a k e a re r e m o v e d by th e p o te n t a c t io n o f th e B it ters, to w h ic h s c ie n c e a lso g iv e s its s a n ctio n as a re m e d y f o r rh e u m a tism , d y s p e p sia , c o n s tip a tio n , liv e r c o m p la in t , d e b ility , k id n e y trou b les, a n d all d ise a s e s im p a irin g th e o rg a n s o f d i g e s tio n und a ss im ila tio n . oa. Young, mkldlfMMwd And Id, aingiu or nmmad men Ana AlftirhoAolfer with CAMPAIGN BADGES; M A K E ----- or W H O LE S O M E BREAD USE D w is is p s C o w -B r a n d S o d a ^ S a l e r a t u s , A B S O L U T E L Y PURE. ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL V.'EiaXT. B » sum Hist thsro is ■ p lctn m o f s Cow nn y o u r p a ck a * » an l y o u w ill havs tuo best Soda may». THE c o w EBAy5, x W iC F iV a 1 SA1 -T s j A WORD TO PRINTERS. If you are in need of a GOOD FIRST CLASS JOB PRESS.*e ask you to examine into the merits of our "OLD RELIABLE.” our PATENTED THROW-OFF and our PATEN TED F0UN- ---------------------- TAIN. These presses are made by ourselves, from the best ma- a tria ls and b y first-class workmen. Read below what one o f our ? by^to 'ihtrso'n ‘SuroUia S f l i t ^ p rin tin « concerns says about o u r presses, after having them d T___ . .!> n *■ !rp.‘U8 ^ ouston, examined by bv an an fvrnert expert. r giMa figured “ wool” pinion is that “ .Seal of North Caro p o l t r i . A N D . O lt H A M K l KG F IG S Are the soverrign remedy In all rases where ! excessive or In.util, lent nourishment, sedentary habits, sleeplesanesa. traveling or preguancy ; produce a tendency to C o n a tip a tlo n , That bane of the American people. A neglect tei remedy this I'onditlon may result seriously. H n m h org F I « « are a fruit lavatlve lo f i ig e . cmuisvsed of fruits ami vegetables Although mild, they are very effective and their i-ontinued use keeps the bowela In a „ — "That was splendid sermon you R n .F .A N K T N O P I R T F Y I N O A N D healthy and natural rondtiion. beautifying the «kin of ehildrrn and infant* R lllo u s n e s a and curing torturing, disfi*tiring, itching, scaly la the reault of an inactive U r e e , and its . . pimply . ____ _ ___ ______ and dl-twec* ot thr skin. s.a _ lp . u and sym ptom s are manifested by hradarh*. furred blood with k a s of hair, from Infancy to old age» T exas. “ I am glad it pleased y o u ,” re- tongue. Iosa of appetti* and a yellow skin. I the I V tic i R t K k m k p i i a are infslUbie. p li * 4 the Tarson w ith ft beam ing smile. H a m b u r g » T * » are the only im ita tiv e that C e n c i ha . th* great Skin Cure, and C o t i will *lt«H*tually r»*lieve this condlUon and re- Cl ns Ktiai*. an exquisite Skin Hrsutifier ex “ If I w ere in y o u r place I'd publish mov e the impurities that clog the system t toru e r n a ? and Ci n , t r v K t s . i u v i , the n,.w . use *** mi I I nrifler. it.t. *---- " cure every form of those serm ons In book form .” H s m l m r g ““ I l f « a re * h a rm iess .a i f -a th e ir Blood rtisUy. “ It Is « » n t im ic d in d e fin ite ly , am t • b ox s b o til* s h •ktn and blood dues***, troni pimples to w ould never do. J u d go .” “ W h y not v « * » . t»- kept in th e h eu te. T h e y a re d e lig h t •rro'ula. fu l t o th e taste. D o**, o n e F ig. I*riew V> ren ts Sold every where. Prtro.rrTierRA.fi0r.; Soar P arson ?" “ I 'll tell you con fid en tially’ ■ b o x *t d ru g g is ts . * r ; K««1I-V*XT. It. Prepared b> the ISerru but you must not g iv e it a w ay to a D r i o ARp i u k m ic a l C o .. B o r t o v . M vsr . tsend lw "H»w Io fo re 8xin i >lw-a*ea.' liv in g soul. W ill you prom ise? Y es In sny ti-ttsKI* rendition cf lb* tetual *r- g«nV Dularttin's Life K smbo * is the onlv rrmety. It Is quirk. s»f*. xure. Hundreds of tewtimoelsK p r o v e ite anndrrful power in tel- usi debility. Price. | 1 .W * but Us AU drug will known pi lilies for the past 20 years, and his T ltv G e r m c a for breakfast. ------------♦ ------------ O above grower has H. T. HUDSON. C h e m i s t . Laljoratory, 1(M First st„ Portland. Ur. A nalyse* m ade or all lubetancee. H r o u r h l t l n . — For Hoarseness and Horn Throat, “ B row n ’s "B ro n c h ia l T r o ch e s" are a specific. I ONLYinCEHTS f r Tho IN V K K T I O K N O K T H E IU T II C E N T U R Y . The steamboat, the reaoer, tiie sewing machine Cars running by night and by day, ili.usee lighted by gas and heated by steam. And bright electricity's ray. Character Is the great desideratum of human l i f e . ____________ _____________ balance of this vear I IPEsUGr (SUT True happiness can only be attained through the love of God. The telegraph's click speeds like lightning re leased. Then tin* telephone conies to excel It: And to put on lie fla sh, the last but uot least. Is the famed litUu Purgative Pellet. Last but not least is Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellet, because It relieves human suffering, adds to the sum of human comfort, and enables the relieved sufferer to eigoy all the blessings and luxuries of the age w e liv eiu . * PRACTICAL HOUSEKEEPER LM0KIN& T06ACC0 C O N S U M P T IO N , K C K O K U L A , G E N E R A L D e b i t l t > . W a s l l i f D i s e a s e s o r « 'h l l - d r e n Chronic Coughs and iirunchitl«, can be cured by the use o f S t e o t f a E m u l s i o n of Cod li v e r Oil with Hypophuaphites. prom I nent physician* use It and testify to It* grace value. Elease read the following: " I used Hi nit s Emulsion for an obstinate < ough with 11. morclmge. I-«*» of Appetite, Emaciation, sleeplessness, etc. AU of tm*se have now left, i and I bebeve your Kiuulaiuu has sate d a case of welt developed Consum ption.-—T. J. F in d UCY, M . i>., Lone »tar. Texas. A friend, rffceontlyoreturned from Po- kin, tolls us th a t ho »aw tP m ethod of Mr. Gould considers his time more cure w hich m ay be new to some of our valu ab lf than money, and it is his reader^. In a tem ple outside one of habit to visit his tailor and tell him to the city gates Is to be found a brass make so many suits of clothes. “ I mule of life size supposed to have guess you’ d l»etter make me about four wonderful h ea lin g properties. P atients sui’ s of clothes this tim e,” Mr. Gould suffering from ev ery im aginable dis would say. T hen lie w ill stroke his ease seek th is tem ple to obtain a cure. whiskers, look thoughtful and add: T he m ethod pursued is as follows: ••Possibly you'd hotter m ake me half a ( Supposing you suffer from sciatica, dozen suits this time; have them dono you go w ith all speed to this famous us soon as you can, and if they don’t tem ple, and h a v in g discovered the par- prove whut 1 lik e 1 will g iv e thorn to ticiflar part of the brass m ule corre my brother.” Mr. Gouhl loaves every sponding to tho painful region of you r thing to his tailor's judgm ent; that per j own body, you first rub the anim al a son also selects Mr. G ould's neckties certain num ber of tim es, and then with and underwear. Tho m illionaire says ' the same hand sham poo y ou r own dis himself that lie hasn't tim e to bother abled m em ber, and then — w ell, thou witli such sm all details. His tailor e x the pain goes. T h e spociul feature o^ plained to me that Mr. G ould's brother, this method of cure Is its d elightfu l whom ho had referred to, is rattier an sim plicity. Is you r tooth a ch in g?— erratic individual. H o ls tho opposite just scrub the tnulo’s teeth and a fter of his brother J a y , for he cures nothing ward you r own, and voila! the cure is for money, neither does he know how to | com plete. H ave you an u lcer of tho muke.it. T h e m illionaire seldom trusts cornea? pass the Ups of y ou r fingers to him witli very m uch^lioney, but ho has and fro o v er tho p articu lar ey eb a ll of :nrt b anche to go to any of his broth the mule, and then, w itk w ell-regulated er'« tnide*people and get w hatever he pressure, rah repeatedly the afflicted may need. He's ex a ctly the same size eye. Hut wo are forgettin g; th e mule m Ills brother.,..aiid a suit of clothes has unhappily lost his sig h t during the Hint fits one is equally suitable for the muny years ho has boon en gaged in his ltlier. Som etim es when Mr. (Jould or benevolent w o r k —the eyeb alls, we are ient.a half dozen suits of clothes, and told, havin g been grad u ally worn they are sen t home to him, th e re may aw ay us the resu lt of constant friction, not be ime. suit that, ho likes, and lit* until now you have only the em pty or ¡minediatelyv gLv.es an order for another bits to operate upon/ Y e t don't be dis hulffdozei. suits. Ho does not even tressed, dear reader, the success is tiiiyk, .to ask the, price, and finds no guaranteed to be as real ns it was for fnulMwitli-- Ill's» tailor. His • tailor says m erly. Is the cure alw ays certain ? there-'-are ' fewemen. in New Y o rk that some would-be A pplicant may inquire. dress better than Mr.Gould-. Washing- W ell, the tem ple is covert'd w ith .la u d ton Mur. • ' • atory tablets in honor of the mule.. Isn't this testim ony enough? and if He Was Disappointed. you want m ore the animal is patched A L ittle Hock negro went up to ths In all directions w ith fresh pieces of general delivery window of the jnist- brass, put on to cover holes produced ifiiro and asktsl if there w ere any let by the constant friction of eager pa ters for Mr. Phil Potter. tients; and a new perfectly w hole mule ••No," replied the clerk. stands ready a t hand, aw aitin g the •'IsHik yare, oin' you sorter wrnung day when his old eolleague, having 'bout dnt?” fallen to piecies, • shall g iv e him an ••1 tell you there is nothing for you.” opportunity of likew ise b ^ o flttin g *•1 know you told me dnt, but I's got Dosteritv reasons fur b'l’ebin' dut you ’s wraung. — fluxt'Sinl (to wife, home front " I don’t rare what you 've got. Get ch u rch )— "S erv ice interesting this sw ay from here.” m orning, my dear?” W ife— “ N ot par **1 ken do dat, snh. wid de grace o’ ticularly so. Mrs. Carlton-IV U 's baby de | mmkm 1 s , hut its m ighty cuts dnt dar was baptized, and they say its baptis »in' no letter y a re fur me. I ken tell mal robe of lace cost k.VH). 1 think you dat right now ." there is such a thing as being too re He turned aw ay, nnd, m uttering to ligiou s.’’ — ,V. )'. Sun. him self, said: 'M ig h ty strange whut H « W.t* a Naliv*. « J 7 J A C O B S Nothing Is Hiore essential to ono'sfuture tiap pine**» and soccesa In this life than 'ha wissen»' ploy u n n i of spare moments. Jay G o u ld 's W ardrobe. come o’ dut letter, fur I put it in dar Ins’ night nicrse'f. Fetch er lot cr nig gers down y a re ter see me git dal letter out. an’ it ain’t on d e premises. Mehby dat white man did't put my name on it right. Folks kui’ speck me ter lie a mudwump ef da treats me like dis. (•wine lose my ’ fluenee of er change ain't tuck pretty soon. Gwine git somebody ter send me one deze yare tilly-gram s." Arkmiumt Traveler' i — A f a recent m eeting of the Acad- ; of iH p,1Pu , M. C h evreu l I com m unicated, in the name com m unicated, in the name of M. Arnaud, C u rator at the Museum of j N atural H istory, a very In teresting note on the to x ic substance w hich the Com alis em ploy to poison th e ir arrows. T h is substance is the "O uub ajo” wood, and from this wood M. A rnaud has e x tracted crysta llin e m atter endow ed \ w ith terrib le venomous properties. In subcutaneous and intravenous in jec tions three one-hundredths of a grain of the poison suffices to k ill a dog. Death rap id ly occurs by an a rrest of ' ' lf 'n S“ *U> pnwerved and tvwutiflrd by CVTlct'RA S o a r ■*! ’ instan u n e c u s p s ia -s u b d u in g plaster, iic . > 1 K i >rv PAIVRBs.ka.hr.nd ^,.*knin* I. urmthytt TtefKA A sti P ai * P tje iiK sn Office of the B A N C R O F T COMPANY, Messrs. Palm er A R ey, Printers * n J S u tk n e r s . Hsu Francisco, Cal. g , n Francisco, June 2 G, 18 S 8 - G eti'l-m en : O ur m ch inerv expert, Mr. Burton, ha* exam ined your "OU e ° ' lr and w e are plea*, d to k sy th it hi« 'l* P ’ ’rtJ ! I'll prom ise." “ W sll' let me te ll von i, i I,r" “ os *re m u ch better b u ilt tiia n tiie C ltifn k ' »11 *f th at these serm on , h a ve been pub- ^ ° ,n ' ° ‘ us, *>r C hallenge O >rdons. T liis being the case, we skat rA,1*e lo P ut 111 » line of J*> ur presses at once. liahod once already in book T * * u StjXsngt. o rn L -j T H E BAN CR O FT COM PAN Y. Per Paruer, Supt Printing Dti'*’