THE GRAVE DIGGER.
Highest of all in Leavening Power.— Latest U. S. Gov’t Report
Oh, th e sh am b lin g sea >s a sexton old.
A nd w ell his w ork Is done.
W ith an equal g rave for lord and knave.
H e b uries th e m every one.
T hen hoy an d rip, w ith a rolling hip.
He m akes for th e n e a re s t shore.
A nd God. who sent him a th ousand ship.
W ill send him a th o u san d more.
Powder
ABSOLUTELY PUBE
TO INCLOSE YALE’S CAMPUS.
The
N e w P h e lp s M em o ria l G a te w a y an c
H a ll C o m p lete» th e Q u a d ra n gle .
The pride of Yale w ill be the Phelps
memorial gateway ami hall, now being
built, which w ill tie completed about
the 1st of January next. The gateway
w ill form the main entrance to the cam­
pus, and w ill complete the Yale quad­
rangle, which w ill henceforth be in­
closed, much after the fashion of the Eng­
lish universities. The new structure w ill
fill an immediate and urgent need of
more recreation rooms and carries out
the idea that has lately been gaining
favor at New Haven of inclosing the
campus. Iron railings w ill be construct
ed between the dormitories on the cam­
pus which are not contiguous, and the
entrance to Y ale's classic precincts w ill
be somewhat formal and subject to in­
spection from a porter or gatekeeper.
The Phelps memorial w ill lie an at­
tractive structure, the highest building
PHELPS MEMORIAL GATEWAY ANU HALL,
in the front row of the campus, its par­
apets towering to an elevation of 100
feet. It is designed as a tower, flanked
by four octagonal turrets. There w ill he
a lofty arch, 10 feet wide and forming
the gateway, opening from College street
into the campus. The style of architec­
ture is known as the collegiate Gothic.
The exterior of the handsome structure
w ill he faceti with sandstone from the
Long Meadow quarries, sim ilar to that
used in Vanderbilt hall.
The memorial w ill occupy the space
between Welch and Lawrence halls.
Above the first flour w ill be four stori as ,
containing 14 classrooms, and also rooms
for the Classical club of Yale. It w ill
cost 1150,000.
Among the recent notable structures
which adorn the Yale campus are Van­
derbilt hall, the testimonial of the mu­
nificence of Mr. and Mrs. Cornelius
Vanderbilt ; the new White building and
the new Y ale Law school building. The
latter as it now stands is but a part of
the structure as designed by the archi­
tects. The part already finished w ill be
used until sufficient funds have been
collected to complete it.
Another structure iu process of erec
tion is the building of the Delta Phi se­
cret society, to be known as St. Elmo
clubhouso. It w ill be built of N ew Ha­
ven stone and buff colored brick and
Will cost $25,000.
ASKING THE CAPTAIN.
J u st W h a t klapp eu ed W h en In fo rm atio n
W as So u gh t F ro m th e C o iu iu a n d e i.
"O n ce on an ocean steamer,” said a
traveler, " w e had a heated shaft bear­
ing, or something of that sort, so that
the engines stopped for five or six hours.
I had often read and heard about how
the captaiu was the great mogul aboard
ship, how about all things pertaining
to the affairs of the ship he held aloof
und must not be approached by the pas­
sengers, and that it was a sort of viola­
tion o f the unwritten rules of the sea
for a passenger to ask the captain any­
thing. And there may he some reason
iu all th is; if one passenger might ask
him, 40 might, nud surely the command­
er of the ship ought uot to be unneces­
sarily disturbed by useless questions.
We hud been lying there three or four
hours waiting. There was no danger
whatever, but it was a delay and an in­
cident of interest, and of course all the
passengers talked about nothing else—
the common information was that the
delay was due to a heated bearing.
“ I was standing on the upper deck
by the door to the main eon) pan ion way
leading to the deck below. The captain
came along the upper deck from the
after part of the ship and went below
by that companionway. Ho must pass
w ithin a foot of me, and under the cir­
cumstances it did not seem like a vio­
lently unreasonable breach of salt water
etiquette to ask him what was the mat­
ter, which I did. A passenger who stood
on the other side of the doorway looked
at me w ith the amused smile of an older
traveler. The captaiu said nothing. He
simply passed on, to all outward ap­
pearances quite unconscious of my ques­
tion or even my presence. ” — New York
Hun.
A stickpin that holds its own through
various modifications is the little pret­
zellike coil of gold or silver, either by
itself or ensnaring a tiny stone.
Twin serpents interlaced are among
the various designs for necklet bars;
slender spirals starred with tiny lilies,
each end terminating in a flower-de-luce,
is another desigu ; little wheels with
curving spokes and a large stone for the
hub is a third.
Yellow diamonds are having their in­
ning. A large proportion of the prettiest
jew elry of the week and especially in
rings had for the most prominent fea­
ture a large yellow diamond. The appro­
priate relief was found iu the colorlea
stone.— Jewelers' Circular.
In Our Great Grandfather’s Time,
B qt som e h e’ll save for a b leaching grave
A nd shoulder ih e m in to shore -
S houlder th e m in, shoulder them in.
S h oulder them in to shore.
BICYCLES FORCE ECONOMY.
C h ic a g o Shopkeeper» Say E v e ry One
E co n o m izin g to B u y a W h e el.
1«
Storekeepers and tradesmen have their
own ideas on political economy. They
do not explain the depression in busi­
ness and the financial difficulties by any
of the stereotyped arguments of the pub­
lic speaker. With them the cause is uot
the outflow of gold, it is not the silver
dollar— it is the bicycle. If the tw enti­
eth century fulfills the prophecy that the
man who does not ride a bicycle w ill be
a curiosity they say they w ill close up
(hop.
Every bicycle rider, they say, is in
training— physical or economic. If he
is not preparing to win medals or cash
prizes or pianos he is paying for his
wheel. To the bicycle as a hygienic in ­
vention they do uot object; for the rich
man they think it is just the thing. But
they do not like it on the installment
plan. The installment plan, in the dic­
tionary of the tradesman, means no c i­
gars, no theater, no novelties in neck­
wear and no meals for more than 15
cents.
The chapter in the tradesman's polit­
ical economy devoted to statistics pre­
sents figures something like these: In
Chicago there are about 150,000 persons
baying bicycles on the installment plan.
They are, as a rule, people who make
just enough money and have none to
spare. Some o f them figure expenses
so closely that a day's outing w ith their
best girls or w ith “ the hoys” means a
boycott of the street car for several
weeks. The bicycle for “ spot cash” had
little or no inducement for them, but
they have succumbed to the blandish­
ments of the installment plan and are
its slaves for six months.
When the installment plan gets its
clutches on the young man w ith a salary
it takes $30 to start with. As a rule he
cannot spare this amount iu one month,
so he saves up his spending money for
mouths ahead. When he gets started he
gives up $10 a month. Bicycle dealers
are considerate in that, in most eases,
they do not take away the earnings of
tli< tradesman for more than six months.
Sometimes they take $5 a month, but
that is usually all the young man can
pay, and the agony of the tradesman
lasts nearly a year. However the m at­
ter is figured up the tradesmen lose
about $2,000,000 a month. When their
statistician made his first report some
of them fainted.
The restaurant keeper, the cigar man
and the “ gents' ” furnishing goods man
can tell months ahead when a regular
customer is contemplating the install­
ment plan. He comes into the restaurant
out of breath and pretends to be in a
great hurry. He takes a seat at the lunch
counter instead of at the table where he
is accustomed to sit. The w aiter brings
him a b ill of fare.
“ How long w ill it take to get a ten
derloin steak?” he asks.
"O h , about ten m inutes,” says the
waiter.
"T o o long. Can’t wait. Terrible hur­
ry, yon kuow. B rin g,m e a ham sand­
wich und a cup of coffee, aud he quick
about it. ”
When he has finished, he pays his 10
cent check without looking at the pretty
cashier and goes out on the ran.
A t the cigar store he drops from a 10
cent to a three fo r a quarter cigar. The
next day he finds something for a nickel
that he can bear. Then he gets to talk­
ing about cigars being too strong for
him and buys a b o x of cigarettes. F in a l­
ly he comes iu and gives the cigar man
a long tale about his best girl not want­
ing him to smoke and says he has prom­
ised to swear off. He tells the man
where he used to hny his neckties that
he has a very poor stock. The tie he
saw Jones wearing was a beauty, but he
cannot find one like it in town.
The storekeepers are resorting to all
sorts of devices to keep their trade. One
cigar mini has rented his window to a
bicycle agent and says he is catching
the spare change when the fellows come
in to pay their installments. A t many
of the restaurants there are racks in
front of the windows where riders are
invited to hook their wheels w hile they
take dinner. Restaurant keepers think
this w ill shame the wheelmen into buy­
ing a good meal.— Chicago Record.
P ra ise F o r D r. D epew .
Chauncey M. Depew is a newspaper
angel. He is an unfailing source of sup­
ply to the reporter. Some New York
journalists wanted to ask him a few
questions the other day, but found that
he was at a board meeting and could
not immediately accommodate them. He
sent word, though, that he would meet
the reporters en masse at a certain hour
iu the afternoon and answer their ques­
tions “ on the fly .” He is always ready.
Never pleads an inopportune state of a f­
fairs. Never refuses to say anything be­
cause he w ill know better next week
about the wheat market, or because the
dividend season is at band, or because
he is tired. Chauncey w ill he a jewel
for the Washington correspondents if he
ever gets official possession of the White
House. Wonder if he isn’t playing for
newspaper influence at the Republican
national convention? Well, th at’s all
right if he is. The newspapers are in
debt to him for a great many bright
things.— Cincinnati Enquirer.
H ow A n n ie K a n e E scaped Fro m J a il.
Annie Kane, a young married woman of
Fishkill, N. Y., who was arrested recently
for a daring burglary committed last Oc­
tober, made her escnjxi from the Fishkill
jail by tiling out the lock. She went to
the house of James Fleming, her cousin,
and on the following day, dressed iu a cut­
away coat and large trousers and wearing
a large white felt hat that concealed her
hair, which was rolled up iu a knot on top
of her head, she walked out of Fishkill
right under the noses of the police who
were looking for her. Annie knew that
the trains would be watched, so she walked
the track to Peekskill. a distance of 18
i miles, passed the night there, and the next
! morning walked to the home of her par­
i ents in Montrose. Before appearing before
them she changed her cloth.es iu the woods,
i throwing aside her disguise and putting
' on her dress, which she had carried in a
bundle. Although she met and talked
! with different men on her tramp, none of
! them recognized her. The Fishkill police,
I
after various unsuccessful attempts, suc­
: ceeded in capturing her at Montrose.
big bulky pills were in
general use. Like the
‘ blun derbuss” of
that decade they
were big and clum­
sy, but ineffec-
tive. In this cent-
my of enlighten­
ment, we have
Dr
P ie r c e ’ s
Pleasant Pel-
lets, w h ic h
cure all liver
• stomach and
bow el d e • |
M onkey» Can Sm oke.
rangements i n
The
question
whether monkeys can
the most effec- >
•moke has bee» settled in the affirma­
live way.
|f
p e o p l e tive at the Jardi» ales Plantes, Paris,
would pay more where mischievous boys have taught
attention to prop­
erly regulating the action of their bowels, several occupants of the monkey house to
by the use of these little •‘ Pellets” they j itiw a i cigarettes, wltich they grew to.
would have less frequent occasion to call an joy hugt-i.
foe their doctor's services to subdue attacks '
x>f dangerous diseases The “ Pellets ’ cure
sick awd bilious headache, conatijpation, is
digestion, bilious attacks and kindred de­ Dr. Prie«*« Cream Baking Powder.
Wyri<f'i F<’r HlgMst kledsi and Diploma.
rangements of liver, stomach aud bowel*,
Oh, th e ships of G reece an d th e sh ip s oi
Tyre
W en t out, and w here a re they?
In th e port th e y m ade they a re delayed
W ith the ships of yesterday.
H e follow ed th e ships of E ngland far.
As th e ships of long ago.
A nd th e ships of F ra n c e th e y led h im $
dance.
B ut he la id th e m a ll arow .
Oh, a loafing, idle lu b b er to him
Is th e sexton of th e tow n.
F o r sure a n d sw ift, w ith a g uiding lift.
H e shovels *he d ead m en down!
B ut, though he delves so fierce an d grim .
H is h onest g rav es a re wide.
As w ell they know w ho sleep below
T he d redge of th e deepest tide.
Oh, he w orks w ith a rollicking stave a t lip
A nd loud is th e chorus skirled!
W ith th e b u rly rote of his ru m b lin g th ro a t
H e b a tte rs it dow n th e w orld.
H e learned it once In his fa th e r’s house.
W here the ballad s o t old w ere sung.
A nd m erry enough s the burden rough.
B ut no m a n know?, th e tongue.
Oh, fa ir, th e y say, w as his b ride to see.
A nd w illful she m ust have been
T h a t she could bide a t his grew som e side
W hen th e first red d aw n cam e in!
A nd sw eet, th e y say, is h e r kiss to those
Hhe g re e ts to h is b »rder home.
A nd s o fte r th a n sleep h e r h a n d ’s first sweep
T h a t beckons, a n d they come.
Oh, crooked is he, b u t stro n g enough
To ha n d le th e ta lle s t m ast.
F rom th e royal b a rk to th e slav e r d a rk
He buries th e m all a t last.
T hen hoy an d rip, w ith a rolling hip.
He m ak es for th e n e a re s t shore.
A nd God, who sent him a th o u san d ship.
W ill send him a th o u sa n d more.
B ut some h e 'll save for a b leaching grave,
A nd sh o u ld er th e m in to shore—
S h oulder th e m in, sh o u ld er th e m in.
Shoulder th e m In to shore.
— B liss C a rm a n in A tla n tic M onthly.
A P R E S ID E N T M A K E R .
Adolph Friederichsl
A most fascinating man— brilliant,
dashing, sparkling, optimistic, im pul­
sive and generous— a natural leader of
men. He hail all the qualities that win
men’s admiration. He had follies— and,
I almost said, vices— that conld only be
condoned by overshadowing them with
his m ultiplied virtues. By birth a Ger­
man; by naturalization ail Aiuericau;
by profession a journ alist If yon would
know more of him, he was a short,
stocky m a il about 40 years of age, with
a smoothly shaven, round face, and a
leonine head like Millocker, the com
poser. He married a sweet faced, mild
tempered, little woman, who idolized
him and whom he loved w ith all the
warmth of an impnlsiToand affectionate
nature.
His income was sufficient for the
needs of an economical man, but Fried-
ericlis was not economical; he did not
premeditate extiavagance, but was one
of those unfortunates whose tastes were
patrician and whose means were ple­
beian. He knew little or nothing of the
value of money; a bill or a coin was to
him as a leaf, and he “ the owner of un­
bounded forests. ’ ’ He gambled some­
times— uot often. When he won, he felt
no pleasure other than what earn«
through the purchase of some luxury for
the little w ife at home. When he lost, he
was depressed— not for the loss of the
money, but because the little w ife would
suffer some deprivation. Then his exu­
berant disposition would assert itself,
and lie would cheerfully Itorrow such
sums as he needed from the first friend
who would lend. Many such obligations
were never repaid. His inability to meet
them w ithin a reasonable length of time
caused him lunch temporary annoyance;
then he neglected them and eventually
forgot them.
Anomalous as it may seem, his sense
of honor was high and strong. Had he
been accused of being truant to any
debt of honor he would have resented it
to any extremity. His weakness was his
optimism. It mattered not how dark and
cheerless the present,' the future was
roseate, the past was dead.
The morning of that rosy future never
dawned.
Friederichs sat in a room in a Chicago
hotel w ith two senators of the United
States. The city was filled w ith people
gathered for a special occasion. Men
were rushing about, pausing for hasty
handshakes or whispered consultation,
secret conferences were being held be­
hind locked doors, and everything por­
tended that an event of importance and
magnitude was about to take place.
W ithout a sw elling cheoris heard, m in­
gled w ith the notes of a patriotic air
played by a brass band. Presently the
band wheels into sight from across the
street and marches down one of the
great thoroughfares. Follow ing comes
an army of men w ith flags and banners.
The conspicuous attire is long linen
coats and tall w hite hats. On tlieii
coats are badges of ribbon denoting the
•rganization to which they belong.
They carry no more formidable weapons
than light w alking sticks and sun um­
brellas. They are greeted w ith cheers
from the surging, struggling mass that
lines the sidewalks, and an answering
cheer goes up from the nlstered, high
hatted line. Occasionally some uudulv
excited individual utters a yell.
A s the procession passes out of eight
a sim ilar one crosses on a side street,
and the crowd shifts and struggles into
position to obtain a view of the latter.
Thus the day is spent, thus the evening
and far into the night. It is a scene
with which Americans are familiar.
They know the meaning of this assem­
bling of hosts, this gathering of clans.
On the morrow a national convention ol
a great political party is to be held to
select a candidate for president of these
United States.
“ Senator, I cannot do i t ,” said Fried­
erichs to one of the men in his apart­
ments. " Y o u might as w ell expect the
colonel of a regiment to desert his gen­
eral in the midst of battle w ith victory
in sight. I have been w ith him from
the first. W aat would the German peo­
ple tliiuk of me if I deserted now? I
have written hundreds of columns in
his favor. They have reail and believed.
W hat you ask is impossible. ”
“ Bnt, Friederichs,” replied Senator
Black, “ you have more to gain w ith
us. Come, be reasonable. A foreign
mission for yon. I promise it. Y'on do
not doubt my authority to promise it in
the name’ ’-----
“ No, I do not doubt you, senator, but
I must not think of myself. I must
think of him. ”
“ W e ll," petulantly exclaimed the
senator as he arose and rapidly walked
the floor, “ you think you know him,
but you do not kuow him so w ell as L ”
A revengeful light shone in the sen­
ator’s eyes as he suddenly stopped in
bis walk across the room and confront­
ed Friederichg. " I do not w ish to offend
yon, Adolph, but I tell you I know him.
He’s as cold as an iceberg in the polar
se t, as unsympathetic as a frost bitten
squash, as ungrateful” ------
“ Stop, stop, senator!” cried Fried
“ But, Mr. President, I did not ex­ at that moment entered at the ball door.
erichs. “ It is not right for you to say
“ I went for a copy of the afternoon
these things to me. I know him very pect” — He was going to say that he
well indeed. He is not magnetic— no, 1 did uot expect one of the best offices, paper, sir, ” said the valet. ’Suicide of
a prominent politician at the National
admit that— bnt he is a good man; a lit­ when the president interrupted him:
O f course not. You did not give me hotel. ”
tle chilly, yes. But ungrateful, ungrate­
your support w ith the expectation of
The senator glanced at the headline»
ful to me? 1 cannot believe i t .”
“ W ith the support of your delegation reward. Your motives were w holly un­ aud turned pale. Then he read the story.
“ Poor Friederichs!” he said.
and the influence its vote w ill have on selfish and patriotic. That is w hy I so
Farther on he read, “ No cause can
other states 1 believe he w ill be nomi­ w arm ly appreciate your friendship and
support. ”
be assigned for the rash act. ”
nated, ” said the senator, preparing to
Another paragraph:
Did the president purposely misun­
take his departure. “ If nominated, he
“ The deceased carried a heavy life
w ill be elected. In that event you should derstand him or was this but an honest
exhibition o f obtuseness? A feeling of insurance. ”
have a seat in the cabinet, bnt mark
“ W h at’s this?” The senator’s lips
me, Adolph, ho w ill try to put you off indignation and resentment came over
Friederichs, but he repressed i t The curled as he read:
w ith a second class postoffice. ”
president did not understand his condi­
“ Mr. Friederichs was a w ar n per­
Friederichs laughingly replied: “ Ah,
senator, you are too-severe. You wrong tion politically or financially. O f course sonal friend of the president, • ?ho as
not, or he would cheerfully offer him soon as he learned of the sad occurrence
him; you do really. Good night, good
night. ” And so the interview ended. some post under the administration. sent a dispatch of condolence to the
Then he thought lie would tell the pres- widow, in which he highly eulogized
There was no possibility of swerving
ideut that all his friends expected him the character aud eminent abilities of
this faithful friend. His constancy was
to receive some distinct mark of favor; the deceased.” — Richard Linthicum in
the centra! and most refulgent jew el iu
that he would be humiliated in the eyes Chicago Times.
his crown of virtues.
of the people of his state if he failed to
Senator B lack’s belief was verified— ,
receive it; that his efforts in the presi­
the candidate supported by Friederichs
ABOUT INDIAN MONKEYS.
dent’s behalf would be a jest for his
was nominated. Immediately the faw n­
enemies. He w as on the point of saying T h e M ethod T h e y E m p lo y W h en R obbing
ing for possible administrative favor be­
a Cornfield.
all this, but his pride overcame bin. If
gan. Messages of congratulation were
the president was so insensible of his
It is still an article of faith, not only
showered upon the successful candidate.
services, lie would uot run the risk of iu India, but iu all lands where mon­
One delegate, who had voted for the
further rebuff by asking favors. His keys go in packs, that they have a king,
strongest of the opposition candidates,
face was flushed and hot. The president laws and language of course. Sa ving the
sent the follow ing telegram to the nom­
mistook the flush of reseutmeut for the first item and duly lim iting the others,
inee:
blush of modesty.
tlie belief is sound no doubt. But Ibn
“ W e were snccessfal. I never at any
" A man of your attainments, Fried­ Batuta tells us, ou the authority ol
time doubted your popularity w ith the
erichs, ” the president continued after a “ pious persons” he met in India, that
iutelligeut representatives oi our great
pause, "should be in public life— not in the king lives in state. Four noblemeu
party. Accept my sincere congratula­
an executive or time serving place. always attend him with rods iu their
tions. ”
Y’ ou should be in congress. I am sorry hands and cooks serve him ou their
A few delegates attended an evening
you did uot run this last time, but two knees.
session to nominate a candidate for vice
The king has a train of “ armed fol­
years soon slip away. There is no rea
president. Friederichs was neither w ith
sou w h y yon should not represent your lowers. ” When a subject is caught, he
those who sent congratulatory messages
district iu the lower house two years contrives to send a message to the sov­
nor the enfeebled minority that named
from now. If you decide to make the ereign, who forthw ith dispatches an
the vice presidential candidate. He was
race, let me kuow, and I w ill help you. army, aud when they come to the town
w ith a party of kindred spirits celebrat­
I never go back on my friends, and 1 they pull down the houses and beat the
ing the victory aud extolling the nomi­
count yon one of them.”
people, and their armies, it is said, are
nee before the shrine of Bacchus. With
Friederichs put up his hand in prot­ many. This is not quite so ridiculous as
a charming accent that betrayed his
estation, but the president continued. it looks, for the sacred apes that fre­
German birth, but left his English un- “ The lower house is the place fo ran iau
quent an Indian village w ill readily
(fefiled, Friederichs recounted the vir­ like you to make a name. ”
gather to avenge an injury, aud it is a
tues of the great man. Long after the
“ Mr. President, I cannot afford it. common practice w ith them to destroy
great man himself had retired, and m ay­ The cost of a campaign is as much as
the huts when angered.
hap was soundly snoring, his faithful the salary for a term. I am not a rich
They have a great many children,
Friederichs was sounding his praises man. ”
and when a child is unlike its father
and predicting for him magnificent
“ True, bnt see bow many men have aud mother it is thrown out on the high
achievements. Nor was the great man entered congress poor who are now rich
road. Then they are taken by the Hin­
the only person discussed by the assem­ aud many of them there now. O f course
doos, who teach them every sort of
bled statesmen. The name of Adolph they get out of the house into the sen­
handicraft, or sell them at night, that
Friederichs was on many tongues, and ate as soon as possible. It’s true the sal­
they may not find their w ay home.
there was much speculation as to what ary is not much, but there are opportu­
A t Sliabar, which appears to have
post of honor he would be called iu the nities, Friederichs— business opportuni­
been somewhere near Madras, people
event of the great man’s ultimate suc­ ties— for a bright man like you in con­
dare uot travel by night in the woods,
cess.
gress. ”
for fear of monkeys, which is certainly
“ A cabinet portfolio,” said one.
The flush on Friederichs’ cheeks deep not exact, since these creatures never
“ Minister to Berlin, ” hazarded a sec­ ened. He felt parched aud choked.
move after sundown, but if there be a
ond. “ A consulate in a cougeuial clime, ”
“ It is out of the question, Mr. Presi foundation of truth in the legend it is
ventured a third. “ Private secretary, ” dent,” he replied as soon as he dared
curious. We are not aware that any In­
“ public printer” and many others were trust himself to speak. “ I thought it
dian apes at this day w ill attack a pass­
suggested.
possible that you m ig h t"— He could erby unless gravely provoked.
Bnt
When the great man rode down Penn­ go no further. He would not have said
there are plenty elsewhere that wilL
sylvania avenue iu the magnificent in­ more had lie been able. He was angry
It is a w ell known fact that in pro­
augural procession, he was the happiest with himself for beginning the sentence.
ceeding to raid the cornfields in certain
person iu the grand pageant, w ith one What? Ask this man for a place? Beg
parts of A frica apes have a combined
exception. That exception was Adolph an office? He would rather face his po­
plan of action. The old males go first—
Friederichs. His great, round, good ua- litical adherents and have them know
some of them scout on either flank, and
tured face fairly beamed w ith the joy the tru tk Yes, he would die iu a gut
olimb every eminence near the line of
and triumph that swelled his heart. He ter before lie would further humiliate
march, to assure themselves that the
had played a conspicuously brilliant himself. The president, however, divin­
route is safe. A fter reconnoitering, they
part in the campaign, and the reward ed what he was going to say.
give orders iu such different tones of
was in sigh t W ith a position of honor,
“ Offer yon something? Quite right, voice that each must have a special
trust and profit under the administra­ Friederichs, quite right, but I really
meaning. Tlie elders are silent when
tion he would be relieved from finan­ think you would do yourself an injus­
advancing, but the main body, females
cial embarrassment aud would have an tice to accept an appointment. I think
aud young, keep up an incessant chat­
opportunity to distinguish himself for we can arrange it— a consular appoint­
ter, playing and feeding as they go, un­
faithful public service— a most honor­ ment. Before we decide, however, 1
less brought to ail instantaneous bait by
able ambition.
want you to see Senator Black and ar­ signal. Behind follows the rear guard
It would be a proud day for him in­ range the matter w ith him. ”
of males, who drive loiterers sharply on.
deed when he conld go back to his state
“ W hy should I see Senator Black?”
On reaching the cornfields the scouts
w ith a commission to an important of­ inquired Friederichs, w ith an effort to
take post all round, w hile all the rest
fice. W ith w hat delight he would ex­ couceal the amazement lie felt.
fall to plundering w ith the utmost ex­
hibit it to the old political veteran, Sen­
“ W hat I am going to say must be pedition, filling their cheek pouches as
ator Black, aud exclaim: “ Ungrateful, confidential,” replied the president.
full as they w ill hold, and then tacking
eh? Cold and unsympathetic, eh? Yon “ Senator Black has always been op­
the heads of corn under their armpits.
see, senator, you were mistaken. You posed to me. He lias caused me much
— Boston Traveller.
did him an injustice. ” He would feel trouble of late. I sent for him. He was
T h e E iiip e r o i and th e Yacht».
no selfish exultation. His chief desire
was to vindicate the president in the here a few moments ago. He has agreed
Emperor W illiam does not sympa­
to
withdraw
his
opposition
if
I
give
eyes of Senator Black. Aud possibly he
thize w ith Americau ambition to yacht
might do the senator a good service. him absolute control of the patronage in English waters, says an American,
in
his
state.
1
felt
that
I
could
afford
He would at least ask the president tc
w riting iron. London. Nobody was
cherish no resentment, as he was sure to do that. As you and Black both come more pleased than he when his royal
from
the
same
state,
he
would
probably
the senator acted from conscientious
uncle’s yacht beat the V ig ila n t Even
motives in favoring the nomination ol consider it a breach of faitli— at least a the London newspapers felt called upon
breach
of
etiquette—
if
I
appointed
you
another candidate Aud the little wife
to explain that the kaiser’s visit was
— ah, liow proud and happy she would without having the suggestion come ! purely personal and that his social pleas­
from
him
or
without
ill
any
way
con­
be!
ures or shortcomings among the visit­
The day after the inauguration Fried­ sulting him. ”
ors at Cowes were solely his private
Friederichs could scarcely credit w h a t ! affair.
erichs called at the White House, but he
did not see the president The great he had heard. He, the faithful support­
T h e B r o w n in g Slab.
man was closeted w ith some statesmen er of the president, and Senator Black,
The siab to cover the grave of Robert
who were to occupy seats in his cabinet. the president’s erstwhile enemy, for a
He left his card, on which was his ho­ place under the administration! Sen­ Browning in Westminster abbey has
tel address. He was content to await ator Black, who had come to him at just been completed in Venice. It ik of
the great man’s pleasure. Theprtsident Chicago and begged him to desert the the oriental porphyry of which the poet
would, of course, be besieged by office cause of the man who was now presi­ was particularly fond. It has been put
seekers, and he would appreciate the dent! Great God! The room swam be- ! into a frame of Sienna marble, and the
delicate courtesy of one who had a right fore his eyes, and the form of the presi- I whole, though rich, is of the greatest
to intrude iu not doing so. The presi­ dent seemed but a speck in the chaotic simplicity. The inscription w ill consist
dent would wish to see him soon, of mass, w hile voices rang iu his ears, “ As only of the name and the dates of birth
course. He would w ait until he should cold as an iceberg in the polar sea, as and death, w ith an English rose at the
unsympathetic as a frost bitten squash, bead and a Florentine lily below.
be summoned.
A week went by. Two weeks, three, as ungrateful” -----
S M A L L B E G IN N IN G S
When his vision cleared, he felt a de­
and not a word from the president. In
the meantime strong opposition to the sire to take the president by the throat Make g re a t endings som etim es. A ilm ents
confirmation of some of the great man’s and choke him. He controlled himself th a t we are apt to consider triv ial often grow,
through neglect, in to a trocious m aladies, dan
appointees had developed in the senate. and saiil in a voice that was really calm gerous
iu them selves and productive of other»
It is th e disregard of th e e arlie r ind icatio n s of
Senator Black was leading this opposi­ and cold:
“ I. cannot see Senator Black about ill health w hich leads to the estab lish m en t of
all sorts of m aladies on a chronic basis. More
tion. It was too bad that Black still this,”
over, thero are c ertain disorders incid en t to the
misjudged this great man and carried
“ You and Black must not be ene- < reason, such as m alaria and rh eu m atism ,
his animosity to such an extreme. He m ies,” said the president in a concilia­ against w hich it is alw ays desirable to fortify
system a fte r exposure to the co n d ii ons
would see the president Possibly he tory tone. “ You must settle your tlif - the
which produce them Cold, dam p and miasma
are surely counteracted by H ostetter’s Stomach
could do something to put an end to the fereuces and be friends. ”
Bitters. A fter you have in cu rred risk from
antagonism and at the same time learn
“ The senator aud I are friends— good these influence», a w ineglassful or tw o cf Hos­
te tte r’» Stom ach B itU rs directly afterw ard
the president’s intentions with reference friends. ”
»hnnl'1 be swallowed. For m alaria, dyspepsia
to himself. He hastened to the White
“ Then why do you refuse to go to iver com plaint, kidney aud bladder trouble,
nervousness and debility it is the m ost deserv-
House and sent in his card.
him?”
tdly popular of rem edies and preventives. A
“ The president desires tliat you w ait
Should he tell the president w hat had wincglassful be'ore m eals prom otes appetite.
just a moment, when he w ill be at lib­ passed between Senator Black aud
“ Who was the first m an to m ake a m o u n ta in
erty, ” said the polite attendant, return­ himself, of tlio offer of a foreign mis­
out o ’ a mole h ill? ” “ Oh, some real estate
ing.
sion, of Black’s words, “ cold, unsym­ dealer, 1 suppose.”
In a moment more the door to the pathetic, ungrateful?” Should he make
D E A FN E SS CANNOT B E C U BED
president’s private room opened, and to the issue Senator Black or himself and
Friederichs’ amazement, but gratifica­ rely on the president's sense of honor? By local applications, as they cannot reach
tion, out walked Senator Blade.
Then came the thought, Would the pres­ the diseased portion of the ear. There is
“ Ah, Friederichs,” he said, extend­ ident repudiate his contract w ith Sena­ only one way to cure Deafness, and that is
' y constitutional remedies. Deafness is
ing his hand, “ I am glad to see you. tor Black even though he knew all! caused by an inflamed condition of the
How warm aud muscular your hand And, again, would not his course be un­ mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube.
feels— quite a contrast to what I have justifiable? Senator Black was his When this tube gets inflamed you have a
sound or imperfect hearing, and
just undergone, cold, Friederichs, aud friend. O f that he was sure. No, he rumbling
when it is entirely closed Deafness is the
clainmv, ” and the senator gave an in • would not wrong his friend by even en­ result, and unless the inflammation can be
voluntary shiver.
taken out and this tube restored to its nor­
tertaining such a thought.
condition, hearing will be destroyed
“ You are not yet friends?” queried
“ W hy do you refuse to see the sena­ mal
forever; nine cases out of ten are caused
Friederichs. " I had hoped vou would tor?” repeated the president
by catarrh, which is nothing but an in-
b e."
Friederichs felt all the glow and flammed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
“ Friends? No, but we understand pride of honest manhood as he replied,
any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh)
each other better. There is a way to “ Mr. President, I cannot tell you. ”
that cannot be cured by Hairs Catarrh
deal w ith cold people. Oh, yes. If you
Friederichs had no distinct recollec- ' Cure. Send for circulars* free.
make it hot enough, they’re sure to tion of how the interview ended. He
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B l u n t , Sprague, Wash.. March 8, 1894.
Friederichs thought he heard a soft taunts and ridicule of the opposition?
chuckle as the senator passed into the How could he meet the sweet and pa­
T ry G iubba for breakfast
main hallway.
tient w ife at home, who was already
Friederichs was shown into the pres­ chafing at his absence and fearful for I
ence of the great man. The president his success? In this state of mind he
greeted him in a manner meant to be entered his hotel and ordered writing
cordial, but somehow Friederichs did material sent to his room.
not feel w holly at ease. The great man
A fter leaving the White House Sena­ Because ol a depleted condition of the
hail changed. There was an air of con­ tor Black spent two hours at the Capi­ blood. The remedy is to be lonnd in
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“ this is the first chance 1 have had to a t th e Higer-. I w ish to c onsult j-ou w ith re f­
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occasion offers. ’ ’
“ When occasion offers?’ ’ thought
Friederichs.
“ W hat better occasion
would there ever be than the present?”
But he only said, “ I am glad to have
been of service. ’ ’
The president continued, “ If I had a
place left worthy of your superior abil­
ities— but I haven’t, so it is not worth
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