Asthma
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tta d r a w C ru s ty
PILES
The Unfortunate
Maker of ••Breaks.”
Firat Ant— How w a a thermic?
¡ I Second Ant— Never s a w ,ih a crash
in my lifei Fat lady aat dan on the
!-»•♦♦ I ! > » + > > 111 i i 11 i i i t a |+; ‘ piel
"O n e of my daughters hid ■
terrible cise or isthnu. We tried
■Imost everything, but without re
lief. * ’ e then tried Ayer’i Cherry
| pectoral, ind three and one-half
bottles cured her.” — Emma Jane
Entsminger, Langaville. O.
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A •’break," in the ever-changing ver
nacular of aocial parlance, signifies
some unfortunate chance remark that
i either refera to or suggests some sub-
J Ject best to be avoided. Everyone knows
j how often such "breaks." as they are
1 called, occur, and how there seems to
be some perverse fate that makes one
A yer’s C h erry Pectoral
go out of one's way to talk of topics
certainly cu res many cases
I that must necessarily suggest the one
forbidden. I f there is anyone at the
of asthma.
table, for Instance, who has some per
And it cures bronchitis,
sonal defect, the imp of perversity will
hoarseness, weak lungs,
probubly cause the most tender-hearted
person present to drag that particular
whooping-cough, croup,
misfortune into the conversation by al
w in te r c o u g h s , night
luding to some one wbo is similarly af-
I Meted. Or if there is some family skel-
coughs, and hard colds.
! £ton which must not be spoken of, it
Tkr** ill« * : 2R-. W«-. SI. All draffltts. ^
• will always be brought forward by
! proxy.
Consult your doctor. If he says take It,
then do as he say*. If he tells you not
| “ I am the most unfortunate Individ-
to take It. then don’t take It. He knows.
I ual In the world about such things,”
Leave it with him. W e are willing.
J .C . A Y E K CO.. Lowell. Mass.
i complained a young man recently. “ It
I Is simply Impossible for me to steer
clear of any unpleasant topic. It Is
like a lodestone to me, and I am drawn
JT, P i S O ’5
REX T O R
I In Its direction whether I w ill or not.
ClRtS WHtRfc ALL lis t 1 AILS.
1 Cough Syrup. Taste* Good.
The other day I went with a bouse par
In time. Sold by druagists.
ty to the M-----’s, who are all abnor
3 jî E E B E I 3 ï E 3 2
mally fat. ‘Now, Bill,’ I said to myself,
i ‘remember, not one word about corpu
Not To Be Kept.
lency!* But in spite of all my efforts I
“ What do you expect to do about managed to drag in the subject several
those promisee you made?”
times. To my horror, I heard myself
" I ilou’ t know,” replied Senator mention Barnum's fat woman to Mrs.
Sorghum.
M-----, speak of some one’s death from
"Aren’ t you going to keep them?”
fatty degeneration of the heart when
"Keen them?” he repeated absent- conversing with Mr. M----- , talk ad
mindedly. "W e ll, my boy,you know I miringly of Miss Slender's figure to
am not collecting souvenirs."
Miss M----- , and allude to the disadvan
tage of carrying weight to young M— ,
Before the Cards arc Dealt.
who nearly broke his heart at college
She— Not very popular in the clubs, because he grew too heavy to compete
eh?
In the games. There was a perfect fa
He—I shoald say not!
He knows tality about It, and I am sure they must
when to quit in a poker game.
, have thought I did It all on purpose.’*
‘‘It was worse with me,” laughed the
In rases where bronchitis has become young woman to whom he was speak
chronic from want of proper treatment ing. ‘‘L went to stay with some people
jn the earlier stages, there is nothing whose prominent family trait was a re-
so good as Dr. August Keonig's Ham ¡ markably large nose. Like you, I re
burg Breast Tea, in conjunction with solved beforehand never to mention the
which is strongly advised the use of defect, but the prohibitive word so
St. Jacobs Oil as an outward applica preyed on my mind that, on one dread
tion along the front of the throat, from ful, never-to-be-forgotten day, I said to
close up under the chin to well down to my host at the table, ‘ Please give me
the top of the chest; the one remedy some— nose!* I Intended to ask for salt,
assists the other, and a§ intended, they but the awful word got ahead of It and
work in complete unison. The wonder i slipped out of my mouth quite clear and
ful penetrating power of 8t. Jacobs Oil distinct. I was too much horrified to
enables it to reach the adhesion of for pass It off, and grew red as a peony,
eign matter which lines the bronchial
feeling ready to cry, but Mr. A -----
tubes and which makes breathing mora
burst out laughing. ‘I know exactly
and more difficult. As these adhesions
become inflamed and enlarged, St. i how It happened, dear child,’ he said,
! ‘and you mustn’t mind it a bit.* ” — New
Jacobs Oil causes such adhesions to
break away, making expectoration easi York Tribune.
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MI *uffV>red t h e t o r l u r e * o f I k * d a m n e d
w ith protruding piles brought on by constipa
tion with which 1 waa afflicted for twenty
years. I ran across your C A S l’A K k T S In ths
town of New all, la., and never found anything
to equal them. T o -d ay I am entirely free from
piles And feel like a new m an."
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CU R E C O N S T IP A T IO N .
Sl.rll.g R .a.d; t . . f u ) , 01**1«.
A N a t u r a l D e v c lo p te n t.
“ Hello, Stayers! H av*’ t met yon
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er and more free. Dr. August Koenig's
Hamburg Breast Tea, drank alowly and
very hot, sooths and heals the parts, la
comforting and quieting, stops the
cough and relieves the breathing. This
manner of treatment (and there is no
other two remedies that will work to
gether so successfully) reaches the diffi
culty from the outside and the inside
at tne same time.
St. Jacobs Oil
real ties the roots of the adhesion, Mid
assists Dr. August Koenig’ s Hamburg
Breast Tea in clearing them; the both
remedies act in unieion in healing and
curing. The above remarks apply with
equal force in caees of asthma, crcup,
whooping cough, enlarged tonsils and
all bronchial affections. Every family
should have St. Jacobs Oil and Dr. Aug
ust Koenig’s Hamburg Breast Tea al
ways in the house in order that they may
be promptly used in the first stages.
Often the maladies develop with won-
derfnl rapidity, and complications take
place with equal suddenness.
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