S U FFER ED SEVEN YEARS.
W IT H C A T A R R H A L
MOMMEV.
TO HUMBERT.
M y Lungs
D E R A N G E M E N TS O F TH E
“ An attack of la grippe left me
with a bad cough. My friends aald
I had consumption. I then tried
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral and it
cured me promptly."
A. K. Randles, Nokomis, III.
P E L V IC O R G A N S .
H U N D R E D S OF DOLLARS
SP EN T IN VAIN — PE-
R U -N A CURED.
A neglected cold is frequently the
cause of death.
It is more often, however, the cause
of some chronic disease.
There is not an organ in the body
but what is liable to become seriously
deranged by a neglected cold. Diseas
es of the kidneys, bladder and digestive
Mia» Kate Brown, recording secretary organs are all frequently the result of a
of tho L. C. B. Association of Kanras, neglected cold.
in a letter from 605 N. Seventh St.,
Hundreds of dollars are spent on
Kansas City, Kan., says:
doctors and medicines trying to cure
“ For seven years I have not known these diseases, but until the true cause
what It was to spend a w ell day.’ ’ of them is discovered there will be no
I caught a severe cold, which I neg use in using medicine.
lected,. It was at the tim eof menstru
Dyspepsia medicine, diarrhoea medi
ation and inflammation set in and pros cine and constipation medicine is of
trated me.
Catarrh of the Kidneys no good whatever when catarrh is the
and bladder followed, my digestive cause. The catarrh must be treated.
organs gave way, in fact the oold disar- The cause being removed, the derange
ranged my whole system.
ments will disappear.
Peruna cures catarrh of the disgestive
“ I spent hundreds of dollars with
doctors and medicine, qut derived but organs, thenrinary organs or any of the
little benefit until I began treatment internal organs.
I f you do not derive prompt and sat
with Peruna. I kept taking it for near
ly nine months before I was completely isfactory results from the use of Peruna
cured, but I kept growing better, grad write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a
ually, so that I felt encouraged to con-1. full statement of your case, and he will
tinue taking Peruna until my health be pleased to send you his vuluable ad
was restored. I rend mv thanks and vice gratis.
blessings to you for Peruna.” — Miss
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
Kate Brown.
the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O.
Occupying a conspicuous position on
Mount Suporba, near Turin, there has
Just been erected in honor of the late
King Humbert, of Italy, a monument
which is described by those who have
seen it as one of the most impressive
works of art of its kind that has ever
been constructed.
The monument is the work of Signor
Pozzl. A t the foot of the monument is
the figure of a wurrlor and at the top
has been sculptured a wounded eagle.
•The tall column is of marble and may
be seen for a great distance, the place
in which the column has been erected
commanding a view of many miles.
It is said that Queen Margherita, the
widow* of King Humbert, is especially
pleased w’ lth this work, considering It
the most striking memorial of her late
husband w’hleh has yet been erected in
Italy.
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salmon as there is in Coffee« or Spices.
If you want the blood-red kind, the
fanciest to be had, ask for
MRS. M’ KINLEY’ S IDEAL.
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Should Keep Out of the Draft.
First South American— Ah, good
afternoon, seuor. Looks like a revolu
tion.
Too Extravagant.
Second South American— Yes, I ’ ve
“ No, sir!” roared the stern father,
“ you may own horses and lands, and been predicting one for several days.
automobiles, but you can’ t marry my My rheumatism always bothers me just
before such changes.
daughter.”
"W h y not?”
Undisputed Points.
“ Young man, you’ve got tho Pana
ma bat habit; that’ a why.” — Newark
Attorney for the Defense— You are a
blackguard and a bluff, sir!
I News.
Attorney for the Prosecution — And
you, sir, are a shyster and a rogue!
The Court— Come, come, gentlemen,
F a n c y C h in o o k S a lm o n .
let us get down to the disputed points
There’s as much difference in Canned
of this case.
An Opening.
Htage Director— What shall I do
with the wealthy young amateur you
He Took Advice.
engaged thie morning?
Manager— What can he do?
“ Why have you failed in life?”
Stage Director— He says he ia w ill
“ My employers always told me that
a man with mv brains coaid make ing to play the smallest parts.
Manager—Cast him for the armor in
more money doing something else.” —
the baronial caBtle scene.— Judge.
J udge.
D I D N ’T
P I S O ’ S* GUdR E . F O R
tinco nntnt Alt Clot MULO.
t C.tvuib Syrup, t u i e * Guud. 1
MiSS BAKER’ S BEAUTY WAS
By driving a coach and six from
Tuxedo to Sterling Forest and return,
thirty-two miles, -Miss Estelle Baker,
of New York City, has won acclaim
among the horse-lovers of the smart
set of the East She Is a tall brunette,
with a rich, deep contralto voice that
has attracted favorable comment at
At He Called It.
“ But why,” asked the man who
always wants to know— “ why do you
call that little juL-p you made front a
tower into the water a ‘ leap for life?’
They tell me it is not at all danger
ous.”
“ W ell,” repled the artist, "d o n ’t I
make a liv in ’ by it?’ ’
T h ree sizes: 25c., enough fo r an ordinary
oold; 50c., Just righ t fo r broachltis, hoarse
ness, hard colds, etc.; f l , moat econom ical
fo r chronic c&aea and to keep on hand.
J. C. A Y K K CO.. L o w e ll, Maas.
C I T f t Perm an «o tir Curva
So Uts or ncrvoasneM
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öfter first u r 'a useof Dr. Kline’s Great N ervi
Hestorer. Send for F R E E 9*4.00 triol bettli« und treu*
too. Dm.B.11. KuM B.Lt4..M l Arch St.. Philadelphia,?»
Means bad air, and whether it
to n e s from th e lo w lan ds and
marshes o f the country, or the filthy sewers and drain pipes of the cities
and towna, its effect upon the human system is the same.
These atmospheric poisons are breathed into the lungs and taken tip
by the blood, and the foundation of some long, debilitating illness is laid.
Chills and fever, chronic dyspepsia, torpid and enlarged liver, kidney
troubles, jaundice and biliousness are frequently due to that invisible foe,
Malaria. Noxious gases and unhealthy matter collect in the system because
the liver and kidneys fail to act, and are poured into the blood current until
it becomes so polluted and sluggish that the poisons literally break through
the skin, and carbuncles, boils, abscesses, ulcers and various eruptions of an
indolent character appear, depleting the system, and threatening life itself.
The germs and poisons that so oppress and weaken the body and destroy
the life - g iv in g properties of the blood, rendering it thin and watery, must
be overcome and carried out of the system before the patient can hope to
get rid o f M alaria and its effects.
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S. S. S. does this and quickly produces an entire
change in the blood, reaching every organ and stimu
lating them to vigorous, healthy action. S. S. S.
I possesses not only purifying but tonic properties,
and the general health improves, and the appetite
increases almost from the first dose. There is no Mercury’. Potash, Arsenic
or other mineral in S. S. S. It is strictly and entirely a vegetable remedy.
W rite us about your case, and our physicians w ill gladly help you by
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Something Good.
Would you like to buy a can of
canned peaches as delicious in flavor,
as sweet and as genuinely good, as
even your mother put up for you?
If
so, ask your dealer ior
Monopole
Peaches and don’ t let him give you
any other kind.
Monopole Peaches
are pat up from the very finest extra
selected fruit in the heaviest of syrup,
and we guarantee them the best to be
had in any place at any time.
Don’ t
forget the name— Mouopole, and see
that you get it from your grocer.
Wadhams A Kerr Bros., packers,
Portland, Ore.
You forgot to buy a bot
tle o f A y e r’s Cherry Pec
toral when your cold first
came on, so you let it run
along. Even now, with
all your hard coughing, it
will not disappoint you.
There’ s a record o f sixty
years to fall back on.
Worse.
Left Helpless.
“ So Smith acted as judge” —
Mrs. Brown— So your girl has left
“ At a church raffle. Foolish man!” you? What for, for mercy’s sake?
Mrs. Black— Absolutely for nothing.
"N o , no; not at a church raffle — at
a baby show."
Mrs. Brown— Oh, that’ s it? I re
“ Id io t!”
member you told me she wouldn’ t leave
you tor anything.
Mothers will find lira. fYlnslow’a Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor tbeir
Pain—Hamlin’s Wizard Oil. Use the
Children during the teething period.
last on the first, and you will neither
have one or the other.
He was Fair.
Kitchener Still Fancy Free.
The Captain— Y o’ fool niggah! yo’
General Kitchener, it is announced,
done call that aafs?
The umpire— Wa-ai, it am putty will be superintending the military
clus; an’ when I'se in doubt I alius maneuvers at Delhi, India, in Decem-
gives it to de side what has de least tier. This disposes of the rumor of an
engagement matrimonial which gossips
runs.— Judge.
had set tor the Christmas season.
An
Invisible
Enemy to Health
What waa the Reading?
Too much reading is given as the
cause of the downfall of a New Eng
land young man who became a burglar.
Until a list of the culprit’ a favorite
authors is published Sir Conan Doyle
and Mr. Hornung will be under sus
picion.
R E A 0 A C H E»
D IZ Z IN E S S .
B ILIO U S N E S S .
T O R P ID L I V E R .
C O N S T IP A T IO N .
S A L LO W S K IN .
TH E c o m p l e x io n ;
um an a n m m w w w i .
Unpleasant for Both.
An Irishman whose face was so plain
that his friends used to tell him it was
an offense to the landscape happened
also to be as poor as he was homely.
One dav a neighbor met him and asked:
“ How are you, Pat?”
“ Mighty bad! Sure, ’ tie starvation
that's starin’ me in the face.”
“ Begorra,” exclaimed his neighbor,
sympathetically, “ it can’ t be pleasant
for either of yez”
His Friends.
Jinks— I tell you what it is, there ia
nothing like having lots of friends.
Winks— I presume not.
Jinks— No sirree. As soon as I loan
a job my friends go all around hunting
a new place for me so as to save me the
trouble of borrowing money from them.
Made His Mark.
"H ivens, Moike, tb ’ eye av ye!
Phat’ s the mather?”
“ I sthrnck a man ye terday an’ he
gave me a receipt for it.”
His Favorite Remedy.
“ Mamma” raid Tommy, “ does sugar
ever cure anybody of anything?’ ”
“ Why do you ask, my boy?"
“ I thought I ’d like to catch it,” said
Tommy.
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year. The w ife of the late President
McKinley greatly admired her l>eauty, |
and said of her: “ She is a perfect
orchid of a girl. She has the rare
combination of the grace o f an Orient
al and the stateliness of the English
gentlewoman.“
T b e Cause o f L ig h tn in g .
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