Pore« of Habit.
Hair Falls
Tht Psrticulsr Kind.
-
A H E R O IC C H IN A M A N .
“ Thompson pays he regards his
mother-in-law as a |*rfect twasure
“ To be sure he
the kind he d
lie satisfied to lay up in heaven.
Sm art Bet.
^
“ W ilbur,” asked the patient little 111. B r a v e r y A ttr a c te d t h e A tte n tio n
ftidy who taught in the night school,
o f l'o a ,r e u .
••why is your writing ho dreadfully up Charley Tong Slug, whose home is la
and down?”
Los Angeles. Cal., 1» the only Chinaman
“ D on't know/* anHwered W ilbur, who ever received a medal from Con*
gresa for bravery.
“ lee* it’s cause I run an elevator d ays."
Willing to Compromi»«.
He Is a naturalized She— Sir, if you persist in m»»'"*
A Pint Library
citizen o f t h e love to me every time that you ca
Of 140 volumes of the beet literature
United States, and shall have to ask you to discontinue
la found on each of the Northern Paci-
as t h o r o u g h l y ! your visits.
..
,
flc’i “ North Coast Lim ited” trains.
Americanized a a He— Darling, be my wile,
»«a 1 11
Donrt forget th at these are the only
his thirty years' promise never to speak another won o
trains operated in the west that are
residence hef t can love to you as long as I lire. Chicag
Ugh ted throughout by electricity.
pu ke him. (.'barley
was a member of News.
New Method.
tlie Greely relief
Jaspar—I hear you have discharged
Cultivation.
expedition of 1884, “ I suppose yon
your cook. How did you manage it?
to make a v* ry
Toito si-NO.
c o m m a n d e d by cultivated young aim
Juaappe— I m et her policeman oa
man of your y,
the street and insulted him .— New Captain (now Hear Admiral) Schley, Josh?“ ’
.
but he has a greater distinction than “ Yes,” answered Farmer „ Corntos-
York Bun.
having
been
a
member
of
this
expedi
“ W e’re cultivatin’ him the best
C A T A R R H C ARRO T B l C U BED
tion. He lz one of the three survivors eel.
we can. Every now and then mether
>cal application«,
a« they cannot reach of the Jeannette expedition. 'H e was and me gives him a rakin’ over. —
With local
a]
______ to ! tne disease. Catarrh ia a blood or
ard of that Ill-fated vessel when. W ashington Star.
•onautotional disease, and in order to cure It stew
a must take internal remedies. Hall’s Ca In 1879. she sailed on a voyage of ex
rh Core is taken internally, and actsdirectly ploration In the Arctic seas. His splen
on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall’s Ca-
for Pottage Only.
tarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was did physique and natural hardness were
We want you to try Monopole spices
prescribed by one of tne best physicians in this all that brought him safely through the
country for years, and is a regular prescription.
It is composed of the best tonics known, com hardships, exposures and horrors of so much that we are willing to send you
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting dl-
a can free if you will pay the postage.
tectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect that terrible experience.
combination of the two ingredients is what pro Charley joined the Jeannette expedi Send two 2-cent stamps and your
duces such wonderful results in curingeatarrh. tion at San Francisco. He was then grocers’ name and we will send you a
■end for testim onials, free.
f . J. CHENEY A CO., Proprs , Toledo, O. an experienced sailor, having served two opnee can of Monopole cayenne or
•old by druggists, price 75c.
w hite pepper or ginger or other variety
aboard American m erchant ships in you
Halls
Family Pills
the best.
“ Us Fi
.... are ........
may select. After you try them
Tarloua
capacities.
He
acted
the
part
you’ll agree with us that no other brand
Two Grsat Facts.
of
a
hero
during
this
trip,
and
when
She—How many men owe their sue- I he returned the Navy Departm ent, In on the m arket is so pure anti strong.
grocers handle Monopole groceries.
cens in life to their wives?
of his services, presented Most
W adhams & Kerr Bros., Portland, Or.
“ Yes. And how many more men recognition
Charley
with
a
handsome
medal.
Upon
•we their wives to their success in life.” It Is Inscribed: “Charley Tong Sing,
Quite English.
Ham lin's Wizard Oil banishes pain ; it Arctic Steam er Jeannette; Fidelity, A unt Debby (viewing the city)—
Zeal,
Obedience.”
On
the
reverse
side
does it a thousand times every day, and
Is a picture of the old frigate Constitu W hat does that sign, “ Misfit Store,
has for o rer forty y ears!
tion, and the words, “United States mean?
Confirmed.
Navy " By special act of Congress, Uncle Abner (a close observer)—I
C lara—He told me th at although you September 30, 1890, another medal w.is s’pose th a t’s where the^e ’ere angler-
had refused him, he knew tout he presented. It bei rs the date upon which 1 maniacs gets measured for clothes, so
would get over it.
the act was approved by the President, folks’ll think they was made in Lon*
Maud—T hat’s what I was afraid of. and around It the words, "Jeannette I io n .— New York Weekly.
Arctic Expedltibn, 18791883.“ On the
The Observation Car
An Argument.
reverse side is presented the Jennnette
Has barber shop and bath room^p in the Ice, w ith the crew w aving her a “ Friend Charles,” asked a Quaker,
smoking and card rooms, library and farewell. The medal depends from a “ why does thee use thy buffalo robe
an elegant parlor for the ladies, and all clasp held In the beak of a silver eng!“. with the hair side out?”
brilliantly lighted with electricity and It was not a great while after the “ That is the way the buffalo wore
•ooled with electric fans. Mighty pop- Jeannette
adventure when Charley it,” was the reply.
alar train, this. All agents will be Tong Sing atarted
with Capt. Schley on “ B ut,” retorted the Quaker, “ the
glad to give you any inform ation de the Greely relief expedition.
A fter his buffalo wore it witli the hair aide to
sired .
return from that voyage he served in ward u s.” — Lippincott’s.
the navy on the Tennessee, and then he
Good Boy.
Had Been There Before.
decided to nhamlon the life of a sailor.
G randm a—Bakes alive, child! Don’t
Boreman—
Hello, Sharpe! Well I,
te ll me you are chewing gum!
AN AMATEUR DETECTIVE.
tell you I ’m triad to get back again.
W illie— No, I ain ’t—
Back from where?
Grandm a—T hat’s a good bo^. 1’in A s c e rta in e d F a c t , by S h e rlo c k H o lm e s' Sharpe—
Boreman— Why, I’ve been in Europe
S y ste m o f D e d u c tio n .
proud of you.
a m onth, and I've had lots of inter
W illie— I t’s tobacco.—Chicago Daily Sherlock Holmes has a promising ri for
exper—
val in a barber known to the Philadel esting
News.
I’ve been visiting
phia Record. He astonished one of his in Sharpe—Shake!
for a week, and I tell
customers the other day by asking him you, Lonelyville
I was surprised with the place.
If he were not left-handed. The man
me tell you about it. You see—
adm itted that he was, and suggested Let
hat, going? Well, so long!—Detroit
th at the barber had probably seen him W
Free Press.
hang up his hat.
“No.” said the barber: “ I have other
A Cat s Cradle.
J ways of finding out such things. I see, A cat had taken
np its abode and
to, that yon are a bookkeeper.”
“ Yes.” adm itted the customer, “your nursed its litter of four kittens in the
fork of a tree 28 feet from the ground,
I guesses are correct. How do you in
the garden of Aid. Peace’s residence
know
Castle Flills, High Wycombe, Eng
G enuine
“ It's easy,” said the barber. “In at
The kittens were removed by
shampooing your head I noticed ink on land.
gardener, but the cat speedily took
your linlr at the left temple. This Ink. the
I concluded, m ust have got there from them up the tree again to their strange
a pen resting on your left ear, which In birthplace.— Exchange
dicated that you were a person who
Almost Converted.
used a pen a great deal, as only such
Two Jews, wishing to become Catho
persons use tlielr ears as pen-racks.
“That didn't convince me th at yon lics, called at the house of a priest and,
M u st B e a r S ig n a tu r e o f
were a bookkeeper, however, because a finding tie was not in, decided to wait.
the day advanced and the priest did
literary man might stick Ills pen behind As
return, one ol the men became
ills car for convenience. I learned of not
restless. “ Come away,” he said to his
| your profession when I applied the companion,
“ or we shall be late for
lather. This made the Ink on your hair
5 m Fec-SImlle Wrapper Below.
wash out, and I discovered two shades the synagogue.” —Chambers’ Journal.
Y mw email and as easy
of Ink—red and black. Noliody but a
He Made No Mistake.
bookkeeper uses red and black Ink, so
It was easy to class you as a bookkeep “ I sho’ did see Marse Tom's ghost
F0« HEADACHE.
las’ night,” said the old family serv
er.
FOR DIZZINESS.
“ 1 knew you were left-handed be ant. “ Are you sure of that?” he was
rOR BILIOUSNESS.
cause the ink was on the left side—the asked.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
side that a left-handed w riter would in “ Yes, euh— sho’ ez you stan’in’dar!
FOR CONSTIPATION. voluntarily nse when sticking his pen I couldn’t make no mistake, kaze he
gone straight to de sideboard, whar de
FOR SALLOW SKIH.
back of his ear.”
FOR
TMECOMPLEXIOR
"W onderful, w onderful;” said the ol’ jimtnyjohn stay at, en de fust word
V IT.» m n w i w m s s s , enstomer. "Now. suppose you stop he aav wuz: ‘Dam ef dat nigger ain’t
r a fta B t c .y C *s w f d Ñ i i
drinkin’ my licker ag’in!’ ” __
talking for a while, and finish shaving been
A tlanta Constitution.
me.”
j
does—
C
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
“ I fried Ayer’i Hair Vigor to
atop my hnir from filling. One-
half n bottle cured me.”
J. C. Baxter, Braidwood, III.
h a ir .
IH ed o f I m p r o v e m e n ts .
An u p to w n p h y sic ia n te lls of a C»er-
Congres* has just passed a law granting pen- j m a n frien d , a poor jo u r n e y m a n b a k er
•tons to the survivors and to the widows of de- I
.* , .
, ’
reased soldiers of the <»regon, Washington and " *'°
l*'8
to a loca l h o sp ita l
California Indian wars of 1HI7 to 1866. Full in- when
*
* fell ...........
she
111.
The
physician
al
formation w ill l.e sent by Byington & Wilson.
Ho. 72® Seventeenth street. Waanington. D. c., ways asked with interest after the con
•r Bran eh office No. 442 Parrott building, San dition of the sick woman when he met
Francisco., Cal. Fees lim ited by law.
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The new McCormick Right-Hand Binder fbr
1W ha*» many novel and distinct features, rep
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Calt on the McCormick agent, or CATA-
LAM*!. B MAH. KU F U KE, by
A. ü. BO YLAN.
(len. Agi. McCormick Harvesting Machio# Ca
PORTLAND. OKHOON.
the German, and was told In reply:
“Well, doctor, they say at the hospital
there's Improvement.” This reply did
not vary from day to day for a month
or more, and w as alw ays spoken by
the German very stolidly, as though
he really did not see In the report any
grounds for hope. Then one morning,
meeting the physician and being asked
the usual question, he said:
“O, she's dead, doctor.”
“Dead?” repeated the physician.
“W hat do they say she died o f’”
“They didn't say—they didn't have
to,” answered the German. “I knew.
She died of too many Improvements.”—
Philadelphia Times.
It alm ost turns a man from his
friends to hear a man he detests boom
ing them.
No difference how well you play the
game of life, you are sure to lose.
“North Coast Limited”
Ia run only hy the Northern Pacific
between Portland and Minneapolis and
8t. Paul through Tacoma, Seattle,
Spokane, Butte, Livingston, Billings!
Bismarck and Fargo. Eight of these
train are on the run daily, four east
and four west. Each is a' solid vesti-
buled train, carrying Standard and
Pullm an Tourist sleepers, dining car,
day coaches, m ail, express, and baggage
car and the elegant observation car
Each train is brilliantly lighted with
over 300 lights, and the beauty of it
all is, you can travel just aa cheaply on
th u train as on any other. All repre
sentatives will be glad to give vou ad
ditional information. A. D. Charlton,
Assistant Genera! Passenger Agent, 255
Morrison street, Portland, Oregon.
B e st on Earths
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to buy. 1 h . mainila,'tt,r»?*^__,
lo u por re m .b u v e
or »»so,, timho, Ò?" >
h o « o v .r so d Mil........ i j f ,p v _
wuttou work, whirl,,» . .„pT
n.ro inutili« up. Which
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running. proportion, Suh^ ' ■lre»<tlii
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Ausi
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you a bottle. Bo sure and give the name
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Complications, many whlehhatt
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potency of these medicine*. ft
run noteall, address us uitovp.EniiiinH
will be provided. SutiHlucilMariHM
By looking carefully to the kind of grocer
ies you buy. If you want to be sure of the
result insist upon Coffee, Spices, Baking
Powder and Canned (¡oods called
M ONOPOLE.
If your grocer doesn't handle them, send
is his name.
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Little Liver Pills.
Old Indian War Pensions
|
Ayer’s Hair Vigor is
certainly the most eco
nomical preparation of its
Kind on the market. A
little of it goes a long way.
It doesn’t take much of
it to stop falling of the
hair, make the hair grow,
and restore color to gray
Carter's
C U R E S IC K H E A D A C H E .
M itchell ty*
-ANDY CATHARTIC
CANDY
CATHARTIC
W iW d W A l
SWEETEN
THE STOMACH
LIVER TONIC
MILD BUT
SURE
^k«k*ki
BOON FOR
MOTHERS
<dVRaR«V(
ta ste rood. K at them like
an y bad taste In tne bo
( j f o c a h e t o rem
rj ove
lug
the breath sw eet and
a pleasu re to take them. u
liked esp ecially by chiidrea.
sw eeten the stom ach by
,
m outh, th roat and food
m eans, th ey stop undigested
sourin g in the stom ach, prereniF
lng in the bow els, and kill
of any kind th at breed and few
tire systerm.
J
are purely veg etab le and
curial or other mineral po«00: „
slst of the la test discoveries« »
and form a com bination or rra
equaled to m ake the blood
and m ake clean skin and oeauie
plexion.
. a
t tone
the stom ach and bowels
the lazy liver. They donotJJJ^J
the stoo ls and cau«e their discww1
stren gth en the bowels and
lively, h ea lth y condition, maklt«
tlon natural.
never grip nor gripe. They
itively and never cause
I fortable feelin g. Taken regttl»r‘TJj
I the liver act regularly and na'JJ
should. T h ey k e e - p the sewerafejj
properly m ovin g and keep tneoy
Increase the flow of milk In n®
ers. If the m other eats a tibW
her m ilk m ildly purgative an«*%|
but certain effect on the baby |
th ey are the only safe lax»uw^
n u rsin g Infant,
taken pm tiently. persistently ..1
form of constipation, nn matt .
fT V rw *n?*ot?v how
othiT guaranteed
remedl^ H i „
are a oft*n
b solu tely
or purchase m oney will t>* r
funded.
, %1a
10c. 28c. 60c a box SainP£P
for the ask in g W e publishno .
«fll C P aw
n rat* on their
tlitlf 1 • . J
but sell
a»carets
solute g u aran tee to curs. Btt1
box to-day. or write u» f o r ^ l
and b ooklet.
p~
(gfoccciek ftl
CURE
All Provliion Mad».
CONSTIPATION '
“ A man has jnst dropped dead in the
ready-made clothing departm ent ”
said a new clerk in the big departm ent
store, running np, excitedly, to the
floor walker.
k U r e m STK It LING l« W I» T CO-,
“ Have him taken to the cemetery lot
department with the undertaking an-
R L FW
fll h* to p ua any "7
re«*« of of .ubabtatiH,
‘I11* p’f!!*! •
nex fourteenth floor,” he replied,
TT A
^ R
I' U n w
port
attempt
briskly.—Lippincott’s Magazine
tor. ana furniik n u « .
"something just as good” when C*sc««P
$100
’
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runu,fc ,Tl4enc« »P»a which wncan convict.* All corresponds»«*»