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It Shone.
He— Don’t you think Miss Prettie
has a very bright face?
She— Yes, indeed, especially when
she is overheated.— N. Y. Weekly.
M itchell Wagon,
Long
W r ite fo r Illu s tr a te ti C at«
If you are particular about the spi es
you use and want to try the brand
which is par ezellence, send us two
2-cent stamps with the name of your
grocer, and we will send voti by mail a
10 cent tin oi Monopole White Pepper
or Cayenne or Ginger or other variety
you may select. We only want yon to
try them, for that will make you know
their st rent gii and pungency and purity
better than anything else.
Address
Wad hams & Kerr Bros., Portland,
Oregon.
Soliloquy.—“ Tills in a hard world.**
jaid Deacon Flapp, as he stepped off
the cur backward. — Chicago Dali/
New».
»© closely?” Small Bo/—'“ Mamma said
that jour hat was enough to make a
dog laugh, and 1 wanted to see him do
it.” —Tit-Bits.
The Point of Attraction.
Old1 Mr. Riche—“ What proof have I
“ But what can you see in him; he
that you will make my daughter a good
isn’ t in the least attractive.”
husband?“ Suitor—“ Look at your own
“ Oh, ves, dear: he ban a very pre
bank account, sir!“
possessing bank account.” — T it Bits.
In the Way.—“ What's the matter
with W a l k e r “ Run down.“ “ Over r i f 6 Permanently Cured So fits or nervousne*
y I I O
after tirnt lay’* n*eof l>r. Kline’s Great Nerve
work?“
“ No, under automobile.”— ilnettmr Send for F U E R * 2 . 0 0 ti lai bottle and treat-
«o. D b . R. Il K l in k . Ltd..U31 Arch dt.. Philadelphia. Pa
Philadelphia Press.
“ 1 had a proposal last night and re
Gutta Percha Pens.
fused I t “ “ You are always thinking
Pens of hardened gutta percha have
of the welfare of others, aren’t you. been repeatedly tried in this country
dear?“ —Ohio State Journal.
and England, but have not met with
At a meeting of engine drivers the success.
following toast was offered: “ T o our
M o t h e r s w i l l fin d M r s . Winslow’s S o o t h
mothers—the only faithful tenders, who
i n g S y r u p t h e b e s t r e m e d y t o u se t o r t h e ir
never misplaced a switch.“ —Tit-Bits. c h ild r e n d u r in g t h e t e e t h in g p e r io d .
So He Waited.—Stylish Lady Visitor
Chinese Women.
(to small boy, while waiting for hostess
Every Chinese woman is practically
to come down)—“ What is the matter
Then,
with Fido, that you are watching him a slave until her son marries.
A Jewel.—De::;o:*— Why do you have as mother-in-law, she begins to rule,
Iron bars in front of your kitchen win her s o n ’ s 'wile being her subject.
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dows and door?“ Shemster—“ To pre
rent the escape of the cook.“ —Brook
lyn Idle.
Miss Eastside—“ That is a lovely
town, but haven’ t l seen it b e fo r e f
Miss Westside—“ No, 1 think not; I have
snly worn it at a very few smart affairs
ttiis season.”
Her System.—He—“ Mrs. Wise seems
to understand how to manage her hus
band pretty well. She—“ Yes.
She
lets him have her own way in every- ,
thiug.” —Life.
Her Charity.—Jack—“ Was the church
garden party a success?’’ Julia—“ Well.
I w orked hard enough. I ate ice cream
with every young man on the grounds.“
—Detroit Free Press.
“The Joneses. I hear, have left town
suddenly. Have you heard anything
to explain their disappearance?” “ Yes;
I believe it was due to their trying to
keep up appearances.”
A R TH U R C. NEW IL L , F
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, 01
Best on Earth —
There’ s another hunger
than that of the stomach.
Hair hunger, f o r instance.
Hungry hairneeds food,
needs hair vigor — A y e r s .
This is why w e say that
A yer’s H air V igor always
restores color, and makes
the hair grow long and
heavy, u .t o ■ <. dm uuu.
m u
Foot of M o n i »on Street.
r a n g iv e you th e beat b a rg a inn in Boi
an«l E n g in e s , W in d m ill!«, Pum pa ami
ral M a c h in e ry . W o o d H aw in g Machtou
u p ecia lty. See ua b e fo re b u yin g.
Becalm. Il I» m ad. of Ih . heal m al.rla l p .»»lh l.
Ii.huy" T h . m an illa. Hirer» ahaolIlici.* I'“ > -j
to 3o |» t reni a b ..*, ih . m a rk .! p r i e » r h . '«
grades o f wagon timber for Un» p rivilege o f t_ul
flu « over and akl.mnh.g off the cream o f the
S S U f S o r k . which I» carried for S to •» j w j h ;
fore making up. which w ean » tm l,,'****m* ul ln
wood stock o f m arly one m illion dollars.
M IT C H K L L W agon* an* tmaiirpaiwed ror
quality, proportion, flit lab. strength and light
run ii lug.
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W h y -tak e chances on any other.
W h y —not get the best?—A M i l t IIK 1 .L
M it c h e ll , L e w ie « £ t v w o r O o .
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A ustin
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A Great Era
Den, Agh,
This has been a great era for young
men who are Mise ami brave. New
questions and new policies woo them
to new opportunities for patriotism
and statesmanship.
The times are
vocal for constructors rather than
critics; for Nehemiahs with trowels
and swords, rather than Sanaballats
with swords alone.— Atlanta Constitu
tion.
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P O R T L A N I». O REG O N .
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The K ind Y ou Havo Always n ou gh t has borne the signa
ture o f Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been m ade under his
personal supervision for over 3 0 years. Allow no ono
to «leeeivo you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
“ Jiist-as-go'oil ” are hut Experiments, and endanger the
health o f Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
This wonderful C’ hl-
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nese doctor is called
V V
great because he cures
people without opera-
tion that are given up
..V A
to die. H e cures with
those wonderful t bi-
ne.se herbs, roots, buds,
barks and vegetables
h
'b a t aM* entirely un-
BJyJiSxig.-*» known to medical »**•-
encejn this country. Through the us“ « f t nose
’ harmless remedies this famous «motor knows
the action o f over 500 different remedies, which
be successfully uses in different diseases. H e
guarantees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung,
throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach,
liver, kidneys, e tc.; has hundreds or testim on
ials. Charges moderate. Call and see him.
Patients out o f the city w rite for blanks and
circulars. Send 4 cents In stamps. C'O-NoUL-
T h e m erits o f the S pringsteen A led I c I m Cm-
panv are w ell known. Both Mule nndKeniltj
C om plications, m an y which hav** hafflcdanti-l
cal experts every w h ere, have yielded to tt«/
potency o f these m edicines.
To tbutw|»|
can not cal I. address as above, and all i iiftnutioa I
w ill be provided. Satisfaction or moneflnek, /
S u m m e r Resolutions
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THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE GO.
H E N w r t t f n g t o » d v e r t i g e « pit
m e n t io n t h ia p a p e r .
1 3 2 ', Th ird St., Portland, Oregon.
this country are becoming rapidly ex
tinct?’’ Papa—“ Buffaloes and naval
!k*roes. my son.’’—Puck.
Suburban—“ This is shameful! I’ ll
sot stand that cook’s insolence a mo
ment longer. As soon as I get to New
York I ’ll ring her up on the telephone
rod discharge her.” —Judge.
“ Whois the hero of this piece?” asked
the man who was coming out of the the-
»ter. And the manager thoughtfully
«•piled: “ The man who Is putting up
the money.” —Washington Star.
Minnie—“ Myrtylla is really and truly
our champion golfer.”
Mabel—“ Non-
sense!” Minnie—“ Oh. yes. she is. She
has never yet made a round of the links
without getting a proposal.” —Ex.
There are always two political par-
lies; not so much because there are two
sides to every public question, as be
cause there are two sides to every of-
flce, viz., the inside and the outside.—
Life.
Her First Thought.—Mr. Reeder—“ I
see by the newspapers the Adventists
predict that the world will come to an
*nd next Friday.” Mrs. Reeder—“ Oh,
tea*, and I have nothing tit to wear!” —
State Journal.
“Ansi so you have a little baby at
jrnrr douse. Is It a boy or a girl?” asked
KiietgftUor. “ Mamma thinks it's a boy,
triUt 1- believe It’ll turn out a girl. It’s
a1w«y» crying about nothing,” an
swered: the little boy.—Tit-Bits.
Exclusiveness to Be Maintained.—
Ting—“ Are Mrs. De Style’s entertain
ments very exclusive?” Pong—“ Well,
1 should say so; she has just made ap
plication to have the conversation of her
guests copyrighted.” —Baltimore Her
ald.
Jack—“ It Is mighty hard to be the son
of a self-made millionaire.” Tom—
“ Why so?’’ J a c k -“ A fellow can’t de
cide whether to go into business and
live up to his father’s reputation, or go
Into society and live It down.” —Town
Topics.
“ See here,” said Colonel Winders, an
grily. “ your reporter promised to p rin t1
all 1 said at the banquet last night” i
“ W ell?" replied the editor. “ Well, he
printed only a few lines, although my 1
speech was quite a long eifort.” “ Yes,
but you didn't say much."— Philadel
phia Press.
White—“ It's funny that It Is usually j
men and women who are unattractive
who do the marrying in this world."
Black—"W hat do you mean by that?"
W hit*—"W hy, when a couple weds, the '
lady's friends are quite nnable to see
what be could And In her. and the man’s
friends are puxxled to understand what
she could see In him.” —Boston Tran
script
T H E O LD E S T T R U S T C O M P A N Y
IN O R E liO N .
PORTLAND TRUST COMPANY
Bears tlie Signature of
IN C O R P O R A T E D
B E N J. I . C O H E N , President.
In Use For Over 3 0 Years,
A P R IL
of
OREGON
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B. L E E P A G E T , Secretary.
T h e Portland T ru st Com pany o f Oregon Issu es In te r e s t B e a rin g C ertifica tes of Depat
on th e F o llo w in g T e rm s :
On Special C ertificates o f D eposit, not less th a n |500 e a ch , p a y a b le u pon ten day*
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mation on which we can secure conviction of a dealer who tries to sell worthless fake imitations,when C A S C A R E T S
are called for. When you re offered something “ just as good” , it’s because there is a little more money in the fake.
Buy CASCAF<ETS from the honest dealer. They are always put up in blue metal boxes with long-tailed trade-
marked C on the cover—-every tablet stamped C. C. C .( and they are never sold in bulk. Remember this and when
ever fakes are offered when C A S C A R E T S are called for, get all the details and write us on the subject at once.
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