is tre s s
' f t e r E a tin g
9
tween meali, belching, vom-
itulence, fit* of nervous head-
u in the stomach, are all
is of dy spepsia, and the longer
¡lected the harder it is to cure it.
’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Natural.
McJlgger— Well, what do yon think
o f that fellow Giddep? Jokeley tells
me be takes a cab whenever he goes
to look for work.
Thingumbob— Yes, Giddep la em
ployed by a cab company to pick up
fare*.—Philadelphia I ’ress.
Previous Stones In A m e ric a
“ It 1« a little strange," said Irvtug
L. Itussell, “ that the United States,
so far ahead In national resources of
arery other part of the globe lu all
essential thlnga, should be eo deficient
as a producer o f precious stoues. I
am o f the opinion that there w ill be
a big discovery some day o f the most
valued gems, probably lu some out
o f the way corner of the land.
“ I do not mean to Intimate that we
are exactly destitute of flue atones, but
that those found are mostly of Inferior
quality as compared with the output
of the old mines. In North Carolina
a good many emeralds and rubles and
sapphires are to be bad, but they are
not o f sufficient value to wurrant cut
ting. Some very fine pearls have been
| taken out o f the shells picked up In
the streams of Arkansas, and at one
time the search for them down there
amounted to a craze. Pearls, by the
way, have gone up In price from 200
to 300 per cent in recent years.
“ A great many semi-precious stones
nre mined In California, the turquoise
found out there being especially beau
tiful, but lacking In hardness. Tour
malines also come from California in
abundance.— Washington Post.
’ Q Perm anently u n w a. n o f l u o r n e r r o u t o « «
U after first day's uee uf Dr. K lin e ’ s U real N erve
torer. Sand for F r e s S « trial bottle and traatlaa. !
Dr. M. H . K lin e. L t d - N ; Axeb St-. Philadelphia. Pa.
H U Yearn.
Poor Feeble (about to be operated
on for appendicitis)— Doctor, before you
begin, I wish you would send and have
our pastor, the ltev. Mr. Harp«, come
over.
Dr. Cutter— Certainly, If you wiah It.
but— ah-----
“ I ’d like to be opened with prayer.” —
Life.
E
D r u g g is t s C o m e H a n d y .
To Break la New Shoea.
Always shake in Allen’s Foot-Ease, a*powder.
It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet,
l ures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 26c Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy. N. Y.
Mamie— What Is biology? Gladys—
Young Lady— Hare you a city direc
I suppose It's the science of shopping. tor.v here?
“
How
about
references?"
Inquired
Druggist— Yea, madam.
j and permanently cure it—
the mistress. ‘‘Oh, I lolke yer looks,
Young Lady— Please look through it
There is now no pitchblende, from
en and tone the stomach and
mum,” said the applicant, ' an' I won't and find Mrs. Sewseam’s present loca which radium is extracted, for sale at
estive organs for the n a t u r a l
tion, and address this envelope to her. i the Austrian mines.
ask yer for references."
Here's two cents for the stamp.
ance of their functions.
Bobbles— What does this author
>t no substitute for H ood’s.
mean by saying that the hero hud
dyspepsia twenty-live years and
“ well-carved” featmes?
Hobbles—
LIOUOR-HORPHINE-TOBACCO
erent medicines but got no belp
HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
Perhaps be shaved himself.
— FOR FULL PARTICULARS
igan taking Hood's Sarsaparilla,
PftlLiYiMSTnUTE- P O R T L A N D ,O ft g,
“ I wonder what makes my eyes so
en four bottles of this medicine
weak,” said an ultra-Radical once to
now eat almost anytblng, sleep
Mr. Disraeli. "W hy, they are In a
Steel U s e d In M a k in g P e n s.
s no cramps In my stomach, no
weak place,” said the latter.
The latest figure's show that more
and no distress.1! Mss. W illiam
Little W illie— Say. pa, how does an steel is used lu the manufacture of
It Olney St.. Providence, R. f.
army scour the country?
Pa— With pens than in all the sword and gun
a Sarsaparilla promises to
brushes, my son. Little W illie— With factories in the world. The first steel
d keeps the promlee.
brushes? Pa— Yes, brushes with the pen was made just 100 years ago. A
single firm to-day manufactures 200,-
enemy.
V a n W in k l e L ib e le d .
$25 00 Reward.
May— Did Clara’s husband leave 000,000 anuually, using seven and one-
a Winkle had just been tak-
E. S. Jackson, alias O. E. Morgan, her much when he died? B elle--H e half tons o f the finest sheet steel each
up. Placing a hand upon his
etc., taking subscriptions for Muneey’s
he mucinured drowsily, "llo w and Beattie Star is a faker. Subscribe left enough to muke her comfortable, week, or 78,000,000 pounds in a year.
d w s on me!”
A fter Which he through authorized Star agent. Above but not enough to get her a secondI
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
husband.— Life.
l second doze, that he might reward for causing his arrest.
local applications as they cannot reach the
the remaining ten years.—
Walter— W ill you try a course din bv
diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one
____ cord.
sir; no way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu- j
C a n y o u C o n ju g a t e th e W o r d Klee. ner? Country Groom— No,
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by au in-i
iia l~
Richard Grant White, the eminent coarse dinner for us. Bring us in the flamed condition of the mucous lining of the i
’*toa':
How to Keep House.
Tube. When this tube is inflamed
philologist, was asked once upon a finest one you've got. W e don't come Eustachian
ou have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear-
• "With all the luxuries and pleasures time to conjugate the verb “ kiss.” He down to the city every day; do we, ng,
and when it is entirely closed, Deafness Is |
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be |
th i^life, its big enjoyments and its believed and maintained that English Matilda?
taken out and this tube re toted to its normal
comforts, there is an offset or Is a gramnmrless tongue, hence he felt
He— Do you know, d?ar, I was just condition, hearing w ill be destroyed forever;
is which we have to contend no compunction when he gave this: upstairs looking at baby, and 1 be nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
is nothing but an inflamed condition of
the form of aches and pains, “ Buss, to kiss; re-bus, to kiss again; lieve she has got your hair. Sha which
the*mucous surfaces.
We w ill give One Hundred Dollars for any
way and by some means every pluribus, to kiss without regard to (springing
up)— Good gracious!
I caso of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
a touch of them in some form number; syllybus, to kiss the hand in
“ Y ou s e W ombs : — I had frequent
thought I had put that switch out of not be cured by H a ll’s Catarrh Cure. Bend for
circulars, free.
headaches of a severe nature, dark
time. Trifling as some of them stead of the Ups; blunderbuss, to kiss
the child's reach!
F. J. CHENEY <& CO., Toledo, O.
spot*
before mv eyes, and at my men
the risk is that they w ill grow the wrong person; omnibus, to kiss
Bold by Druggists, 75c.
“ Did you ever see the Dardanelles
strual periods I suffered untold agony.
H all’s Family Tills are the best.
hiqg greater and rack the sys- every one In the room; erebus, to kiss
A member o f the lodge advised me to
while you were In Europe?”
“ No,” I
h constant torture. There is lu the dark.”
answered Mr. Cumrox. “ You see, we j A Russian lieutenant gets about $200 try L y d i a E . P in k h n m ’ s V e g e
therefore, of this kind that we
t a b le C o m p o u n d , but I only scorned
were so busy sightseeing that we a year, a captain about $300 and a good advice and fe lt that my case was
ight to trifle with. Taken in
N o M o re O rp h a n s.
didn't have time to call on any o f our major $450.
ihe worst forms of aches and
hopeless, hut she kept at me until I
Bishop Potter admitted at a dinner friends.” — Washington Star.
) easily sut dued and cured by
bought a bottle and started taking
Mothers
w
ill
find
Mrs.
Winslows’
*
Soothing
it. I soon had the best reason in the
use of St. Jacobs Oil. No the other night that be had fallen into
First Boy— And because you couldn't
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children world to change my opinion of the
ulated household ought to be the habit of asking Ilia w ife what he find a penny to pay the fare, did the during the teething period..
medicine, as each day my health Im
a bottle of this great remedy should speak about If coiled upon at I conductor make you get off the om nl-.
proved, and finally I waa entirely with
i. I t is the specific virtue of any public function.
bus and walk? Second Boy— No. he
A
Boston
Husband.
out pain at my menstruation periods.
My wife told me this evening,” be
ion in St. Jacobs Oil that car-
only made me get off. I could have
Mrs. Caudle— 1 think there’s a man I am most grateful.” — N e t t i e B l a c k -
^ ■ ig h t to the pain spot and effects said, “ that she would like to have me sat In the road if I wanted to.— Tit- downstairs.
u o r e , 28 Central Are., Minneapolis,
%
t cure even in the most painful correct a rumor that has been going Bits.
Mr. Caudle— I thought I heard some Minn.— $5000 forfeit If original o f abooa lottar
proving
gonuinonots cannot Od producad.
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciat- around to the effect that she Intended
“ A tall bride Is the best-looking, one. Suppose you go down and ask him
ibago. You want it also in to give up her house to an orphan
what he wants. Even a burglar wouldn’t
I f th e r e Is a n y t h in g a b o u t y o n r
don't
you
think?”
"W
ei!,”
replied
the
strike a woman, you know.— Boston c a s e a b o u t 'w h i c h .you w o u ld
me at all times for hurts, cuts asylum.
“ ‘Tell the guests at dinner. I t you ' titled Englishman who had caught on Transc: pt.
l i k e s p e c ia l a d v ic e , w r i t e f r e e l y
nds, and the bouse that always
t o M rs . IM n k h a m . S h e w i l l h o ld
eeps up a sort of insurance say anything,' sbe hade me. 'that It la to a little American slang, “ so far as
o u r l e t t e r In s t r ic t c o n fid e n c e .
not so. I have already taken In one I am personally concerned, I certainly
For bronchial troubles try Piso’s Cure
ain.
h e c a n s u r e ly h e lp y o u , f o r u o
orphan, and I do not propose to admit am not looking for one who Is short.” fo r Consumption. I t is a good cough
p
e rs o n in A m e r i c a can s p ea k
medicine.
A
t
druggists,
price
25
cents.
any more Into my house, If I can help — Chicago Evening Post.
T h e C a u tio u s R ile y .
fr o m a w id e r e x p e r ie n c e in t r e a t
The army officer looked with dis
nd of James Whitcomb Riley I t ' ”
__________________
I f the w ife isn’t boss during the in g f e m a le ills . S h e lia s h e lp e d
pleasure
at
the
soiled
sheet
o
f
paper
itory o f an encounter with the
h u n d re d s o f th o u s a n d s o f w o m e n
T h e W r o n g C trl.
honeymoon she doesn’t amount to b a c k t o h e a lth . H e r a d d re s s is
ilialar poet once had with a woman
Miss Passay (with affected Indig that had been handed him. “ That's a
L y n n , M u s s .; h e r a d v ic e is fr e e .
• »porter. The energetic young worn- nation)— Mr. Huggard caught me in measly looking document,” he ex much as a ruler.
“ Yes, sir,” said the subor
1 . L after strenuous effort, had finally the dark hall last evening and kissed claimed.
dinate, touching bia hat. " I t ’s the
tugbt Mr. Riley at the telephone, me.
his lath e conversation that followed:
Mlse Pepprey— Oh, I wouldn't blaine sick list.” — Chicago Tribune.
a »“ la this Mr. Riley?"
Edyth— Yes. you see she told the
him.
“ Yea. That le M ls e ----- ■
”
Miss Passay— Why shouldn't I count that her father’s partner had
vC'Miaa Jones. of the Courier-Journal. I blame him?
robbed him of nearly all bts wealth,1
V#
trying all day to get an in- j
. - Man
-
Miss Pepprey— You say the hall was just te test his love for her Maynie—
V trvlev with yon, Mr. Riley.”
dark; It was undoubtedly an accident And then? Edyth— He asked her for
a! ‘Ah,
Ah..would It were now a view ln- — Philadelphia Press.
a letter o f Introduction to the daughter
■lead <
o t an Interview,” said the poet,
of
her father's
partner.— Chicago
B r o o m in g C o n stitu tio n a l.
silent
lantly.
News.
iirkL
“ Is It true dat Uncle 'Hastus has got
'OhKlianks! H ow long will you re
Johnny— I wish my folks would
in In Louisville, Mr. Riley?”
de lung trouble, like I heard?" asked
agree upon one thing and not keep
Mrs. Jackson, anxiously, for Uncle
g a short time.”
me all the time In a worry. Tommy— j
'Unstus was a valued member of the
' “ Ie your w ife with you?”
What have they been doing now?
neighborhood society.
“ Noi, ma'am, the It n o t”
1 Johnny— Mother won't let me stand
“ True! I reckon It’s true,” said Aunt
M “ Where Is she. mey I ask?”
on my head, and dad Is all the time j
H “ YoB niay ask, my dear Miss Jones, 'Stasia, with a sort of sorrowful pride.
fussing because I wear my shoes out
-at I H im It very difficult to answer. “ De trouble's been chasing bnck and
so fa s t
>Jem In absolute Ignorance as to her fo’th among two or three oh hie lungs
Mistress (returning from holiday)—■
thereabouts. For aught I know to for deee two las’ months, and dls mo’n-
tie contrary, she may right now be at lng de doctor said it 'peared like anoth Why, Bridge,, whatever has become
I N F A N I S / C H L D K I .N
“he other end of this telephone.” — lia n er pne was gwlne to be affected ieee he o f the parrot? Bridget— Well, you ace,
could find some more pow'ful remedy.” mum, after you left lt looked a bit
as City Journal.
pining like and didn’t talk much, so
P r o m o lc s D ig e s lio n .C h e e r fu U
j the cook and I put It out of its misery,
n e s s a n d R e s t .C o n t a in s n e ith e r
poor thing, and I bad It stuffed for
my new 'at.—Judy.
S n u m .M o r p lt in e n o r > t iiie r a l.
“ They say,” said Mrs. Oldcastle,
“ that Mr. Faddlethwalte, who used j
to belong to our church, has become :
/¡dope a fO U
ZZ ftTO O R
an agnostic”
“ Is that so? Josiah
rvn y Jcm S oU '
Jlx.Senn* *
used to take hts lunch at the same '
place he did down town, and he says
jtuwSm d A
‘j fo tn e o f the most stubborn diseases enter
he often warned him that he'd get I t '
p Z Z L + tp .
If he didn't give up eattn’ so fast.” — I
"nto the system through the pores o f the skin.
fHnpSemd-
Chicago Record-Herald.
Lake a sponge, it absorbs poisons o f various
iSS !£ 2 % n m
and$|-wnich are taken up by the little blood-
I H allit—What's the matter, K la y i,
'easels beneath the surface o f the body, and
You look all tired out? Ivlay—And uo
I wonder. I ’ve had a hard day of lt. 1
mptiftd into the great current o f the blood.
don’t know when I ’ ve worked so hard.
(Th. jui es o f poison o&k and other noxious
arildflu nts percolate through the skin like water through a sponge, are ' I looked at the men clean up the rail
•kegipinto the circulation, breaking out afresh each season, and linger- road station this morning, and after
| that I saw three safes raised Into four-
n g oil for years unless antidoted and driven out o f the system.
P y e Poisoning among the employes of dye houses, and from wear- story windows, and four load» o f coal
delivered in baskets.—Boston Tran
N EW YORK.
ng colored under-clothing and hosiery, is of frequent occurrence
script
A lb m
11» % o l d - y‘ l
ind Wngerous to health,
1
They had been married only three
) ) D ost S - j j ( I M S
i S K boils and sores and
POISON OAK AND ITS e f f e c t s .
K- ii n lin m
Over fifteen years ego I was poisoned with Fot- short weeks, and he was actually In
p-uptions.
eon Oak. I tried remedy after remedy without terested In his paper at the dinner
'kers in lead, brass getting relief. Bore. broke out over my body ai.d table. “ Darling,” she began in a tone
nra o fte n on my tongue, affecting the lining o f my month.
EXACT COPY OX WRABECn.
er metals are otten Flnafiy> aboai y. „ ,.0
doctor told me to meant to be reproachful, "do you love
d by the chemicals try B. S. 8.. which I did. A fter taking three me just as much as you ever did?”
•i-t. used in nolish- bottles all the eoree disappeared, and I have no»
■tas usea in ponsn bMQ both#r. d slno(, and f feel much Indebted to “ Sure thing." he answered briefly.
■hd the dust and hi- y our valusblo medicine for eo prompt end oom- She ought to have been satisfied to
lincr
cure. I for
am lt
oertain
that
S. S. 8. will do all
lin
g iinon
upon the
tne skin
s a in , piste
*'b lt u a clatm#d
in blood
diseases.
let lt go at that, but she wasn't.
“ W h y?" she asked.
“ Don't know.”
tch find their w ay
D a n v ille, K y .
CON. O 'B R Y A N .
he replied. “ Just a fool habit I ’ve got
. the pores into the
ollow ed by inflammation, sw elling and the most obstinate sores, into, I suppose.” Then for seventeen
id Poison, the vilest o f all human diseases, is often con- consecutive seconds »lienee reigned
through shaking the hand or handling the clothing or other arti- supreme.— Chicago News.
A t the first performance on the new
id by one infected w ith this dangerous poison. The deadly virus
A r« not m *tnif*rtur«rs
regular construction, but
finding its w ay through the pores o f the church organ no one In the audience
was
better
pleased
than
the
maid
em
skintcontaminate9 the blood and produces
ployed in the organist’ s family. “ So
fearful ulcers, eruptions and blotches.
The diseases that enter the system by yon liked the mnsie. did yon. Mary?"
absorption or through the pores are as said the organist the next morning,
Put up with full knowledpp of the re-
deep-seated and dangerous as any brought reports o f her enthusiasm h a vin g,
qniremrntfl of this rouj<h western coun
reached bis ears. “ Ob, It was just |
try. Made to stand up, and will stand
on by internal causes, and cannot be
grand." replied Mary, “ the grandest
up, better than any buggy sold at any
by washes, salves, soaps or other external remedies. The blood I ever heard.” “ W hat did yon like j
thing like the price. If yon want a
purified and a healthy circulation established before gettin g best?” asked the organist, moved by I
good buggy at a moderate price, try our
jn tly rid o f the disease. S. S. S. acts upon the blood, ridding it the glowing eulogy. ”Oh, I don't know |
“ Bee Line.” You can’ t beat it. We
have the “ Bee Line ” Road Wagons.
riginal poison and restoring it to a healthy, normal condition.*'
that." said Mary. “ But there was one
S. is guaranteed entirely vegetable, an unrivaled blood puri- place where yon came down with
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I 'o t r n . A M i , o i t n n o N
2 0 0 F * lrf»t S t r e e t ,
time;
that
was
about
the
best.
It
;he sores and eruptions disappear from the skin. \\ rite us should
- B rn n ch sst —
sounded like the steam roller coming
ire medical advice or any
any information about your case; thi* w ill
S E A T T L E
S I 'O K A M !
B O I S E
down the street!”
i nothing.^
E ffe c t o f M o r a l T e a c h in g on Y o u th .
T w o small boy« stood before Judge
Stubbs o f the Juvenile Court. They
gazed fearfully into bis earnest, yet
kindly face, and. not too badly fright-
eued to understand, gratped the import
o f the lecture.
"M y boy«, tell me, now, why did you
Jump off and ou those car«? You knew
that you might have a leg or au arm
cut off, didn’t you? You might have
been killed. Now, you haven’ t got any
more arm« and leg« than you need,
have you? Don’t you see that it’a very
foolish of you to put yourself in dan
ger in that manner?”
Sitting lu the little waiting room o f
the court half an hour later, both hoys
were sileut. They hud evidently been
pondering over the word« of the judge.
Not so much reverence a« might have
beeu expected was heard in the voice
of the «mailer boy as he suggested to
the other:
*Tluh! Bet that’s how the judge lost
his own arm.” — Indianapolis News.
Self-K ightoous Man’ s Last W ords
Dr. Charles II. Parkhurst was talk
ing about the self-righteous. “ They are
a strange class,” he said. “ Whenever I
think of them I am reminded of a man
who died in Leipsic while I was study
ing there, some thirty years ago. This
man was so abominably self-righteous
that they say lie murmured as he lay
dying: ‘And if I owe any man auy-
I thing I freely forgive him the d eb t’ ”
Miss Nettie Blackraore, Min. P e rrin ’ s Pile Specific
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