Lane County leader., December 11, 1903, Image 7

Hood's
ilia is unquestiona­
ble greatest blood and
medicine know n. It
ely and permanently
every hum or, from
es to Scrofula. I t is
Best
ood Medicine.
Discouraging.
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church"
“ H DU, ? ‘ in Covent Garden
Her" lies Duval. Reader
if male thou art, look on thy purre if
female, to thy heart.”
V
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E v e '. D is co v e ry .
“ By observing the fall of an apple,”
remarked the moralizre, “ Newton dis-
covered the law of gravity.”
"DW you make any impression on „
yoang professor?"
J**’ V reioined the demoralizer,
and thousands of years previous
oodness, no!?
Three of his Mother Eve discovered the gravity of
bis sister and a cousin were the law by merely biting an apple.” —
listening to every word I said to Chicago News.
"—Detroit Free Press.
C lose E n ough.
Permanently curea. Xfo fits or nervousness
ufti-r first day’ s use ofDr.KIlue’sUreat Nwrv*
.Send for F r e e H 'i trial bottle and trnatlee.
H. Kline, Ltd.. Ml Arch St . Philadelphia, P *
. . '.rat. G“ 1— Willie Pussy and Tommy
Kittle had a milk-drinking contest last
night.
President D la z ’ a C o s t l y S a d d le.
Second Cat—Which beat?
First Cat—Tommy Kittie, by a lap.
J. Cortina of the Mexican army
presented President Diaz with a
B lam e All Upon th e B erries.
le that cost $20,000. The colonel
A small parishioner in Aberdeen
¿pent seven years superintending
brought a basket of strawberries to the
production.
minister very early on Monday morn­
ing.
T o o S u g g e s tiv e .
“ Thank you, my little girl,” he
at new waitress must g o ,” said
said, “ they are very beautiful berries.
landlord of the select boarding
But I ho(>e you didn’ t gather them yes­
terday, which was the Sabbath day?”
'What has she done?’ *
“ No, sir,” replied the child, ‘
Why, when she was to ask the
picked them this morning. But they
j* i if they would have tea or coffee
was growin’ all day yesterday.” — Stray
said. , 'Name yer drink order.’ ” —
Stories.
go Record-Herald.
P a per
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JUDGE
GARY
RULED
A G A IN S T
C H IC A G O A N A R C H IS T 8.
V enerab le J n r i.» C o m p le te . 4 0 T e a r ,
o f C on tin u o u . Service on th e Su p er­
io r Coart Bench o f Cook C o u n ty . I I I .,
-A
Moat P ictu resque »’ ¡„ a r e .
After court nowadays the venerable
Judge Joseph E. Gary, of Chicago, fa
mous throughout the country as the
Jurist before whom the anarchists
were tried and convicted for the Hay-
market riot and murders seventeen
years ago. may be seen late In the a ft­
ernoon of almost any sunny day draw­
ing his little grandchildren about in
a hand cart In Ontario street. At first
sight the stranger knows the Jurist for
a gentleman of the old school. He
stops the cart load of Jubilant youth
and tuma his kindly, forceful face al­
ternately from the speaker to the
youngsters. His coat is black—o f old
fashioned cut—his trousers are black
and wrinkled from the knee clear
down to his plain, old-fashioned boots.
C loth es.
Paper clothes are the latest novelty.
A Berlin tailoring house is now offering
offer On« Hundred D olla rs Reward for any complete paper suits for *2.50. The
of Uttar rh that can not be cured by Hail'«
Cure.
pros]>ecttis gives full instructions for
. J. CH ENEY <& C o., Props., T oledo, O.
e undersigned, h a ve k n ow n F. J. Cheney measuring one's self, and the firm also
s»ti;>years, a n d believ e him perfectly advertises in foreign journals, evidently
•le in alt b u sin ess transaction s and fin-
!lv able tu carry o u t an y ob lig a tion s made expecting to do an export business.
The material is woven and pressed, of a
I firm.
JUDGE JOSEPH E. OAST.
W ss t A T ruax .
dark cream color, and apparently not
W holesale dru ggists, T oledo,
very light.— World’s Paper Trade Re­ Loosely tied over an expanse of white
W aldinq K i n n a n a M arv in ,
W h olesale D ruggists, T oledo. O.
view.
shirt Is a soft black neckerchief—a
'■Catarrh C e re la taken internally,acting
stock, you might say, of the period of
'yon the b lo o d an d m uooua surfaces of
/•win. P r ic e 7 Ar p*-r bottle. Sold by all
Henry Clay.
T r y in g T im es.
iiti. T estim on ia ls free.
Judge Gary Is now completing his
''i Family P ill* are the beat.
“ It must be very trying for a modest
fortieth year of continuous service In
girl,” he remarked.
B e w ild e r e d .
the Superior Court bench of Cook
“ Why?” she asked.
i Henry, I ’ ll thrash you sound-
“ She cannot turn from the naked County, 111., a record unequaled by any
! I ever catch you telling another truth without running into a bare lie. elective jurist In the United States.
He Is a product of the State of New
that isn’ t true.”
York, but of Puritan extraction. He
C o m e s t o A m e r ic a t o L earn .
nd yet, ma, I heard you say to
minister that I had great imagina-
Dr. Beli-arlo Sasa, a prominent sur­ was bom at Potsdam, St. LawTenee
geon of Lima, Peru, has started for County, In 1821. His parents were Ell
New York to study the latest advances Bush Gary and Orilla Easton Gary.
in medicine and surgery and then re­ To-day he Is not only older In point of
years and Judicial service than any
port his observations.
other Judge In Illinois, but he is also
T h . S h o r t ..! W e
perhaps the wittiest, most satirical and
T h e T e m p e r a tu r e .
Alt of an attack of
“ Why do you watch the thermome­ In some respects the most picturesque
ter on the wall so closely?” queried the figure who has ever occupied a seat on
the bench In the Middle W est Though
invalid.
“ Because,” replied the untrained a man of few words, brusque In man­
or
nurse, “ the doctor said if the tempera­ ner, keen In wit and often cutting in
ture got any higher I was to give you sarcasm, seeking neither publicity nor
npplause. Judge Gary’s popularity has
another dose of quinine.”
Increased as he has advanced In years.
Snow-haired and bowed with his four­
N o K ick C o m in g .
Mr. Roxe— This portrait doesn’ t look score years, he Is still alert physically
and mentally. He pays close attention
like my wife at all.
Artist— I know it doesn't, but it to witnesses, clipping short their ver­
looks like she thinks she looks.— bosity, reproving their indiscretions
and punctuating the questions of coun­
Judge.
sel with wit and apt Inquiries of his
own. He looks like a picture of
A s It S o m e t im e s H appen s.
‘ How pretty Miss Govius looks in Adolphe Thiers.
For a long time after he presided In
white! W ho is that girl standing near
the trial of the anarchists his house
her, with the big, red hands?”
Is to US«
"T h a t’ s her sister. She washes and was guarded by the police, but this
irons Miss Govius’ gowns.” — Chicago was not done at his request. Detect­
ives also kept him under their eyes In
Tribune.
his walks about the city. But these
precautions are taken no longer.
A t 2 In th e M o r n in g .
Which afford, not only lure retl«f.
but ■ prompt cure. It soothes,
Though he was often threatened and
“ Seen the comet?”
subdues, snd ends the auflerlnf.
“ Nope. No use to me. My wife warned during the excitement follow ­
Price, 2 5 c . and 50c.
never asks me for any excuses.” — ing the Haymarket riots, he never
showed fear. Anarchists Parsons, Spies
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
and their six companions were con­
victed of the murder of Police Officer
Matthias Dean In May, 1886. Seven
received the sentence of death and
one was sent to the penitentiary for
seventeen years. During the trial and
afterward the friends of the accused
bitterly denounced Judge Gary for his
rulings and conduct of the case. But
Ills decisions were sustained In the
t b lo o d poison existed am ong the ancients has
State and Federal Supreme courts, and
proven beyon d question. It has been traced back
his course went far toward solving the
ttds o f years, and is as old as the Pyramids. This
problem of dealing with an element
ng curse has been handed down Irom nation to
which had announced Its antagonism
and from individual to individual till it has
to organlxed society and sought to de­
stroy the whole fabric of enlightened
to all parts o f the world.
tagious b lo o d poison, as it is called in modern
civilization.
, begins w ith a small sore or ulcer through which
SUIT FOR MILLIONS.
us enters the blood. This is followed by inflam-
- and sw ellin g o f the glands o f the groins, a red eruption breaks out
P r i n c t t . R a d z iw ill
L a y s C la im t o
body, sores appear in the mouth and the throat becomes ulcerated, and
$ 7 , 0 0 0 , 0 0 0 o f C e c i l R h o d e .* K .t a t e .
disease takes a deeper hold and the blood becomes more thoroughly
A suit of international Interest im !
d, the hair and eyebrows drop out, the skin is spotted with coppe*-col-
splotchcs, th e bones and muscles ache, and it seems to the vicum of one which Is likely to throw a flood of
a written agreement made between the
princess and Rhodes in June. 1800 .
The affair has caused a tremendous
sensation tn social and political high
placet in England.
That the suit of Prtnceaa KadxlwIU
w ill be resisted to the uunost-by the
trustees of the Rhodes estate, which
Include such men as Lord Rosebery,
former premier, and. Earl Grey, Is un­
doubted. and almost Inevitably there
will follow a series o f disclosures hav­
ing to do with the secret history o f the
exciting period of South African em­
pire building immediately prec ding the
Boer war and perhaps hearing directly
upon the disasters to British arms In
the earlier stages o f that wonderful
struggle. Much of the public sentiment
at the time blamed Joseph Chamlwr-
laln, then colonial secretary, for bring­
ing about the costly war, as well as for
tbe ridiculous fiasco o f the Jameson
raid upon the stronghold and chief
town of the Boer republic, and It Is be­
lieved that startling revelations will
be made In this connection.
Princess Rudziwlll lias only recently
returned to England from Cape Town,
where she was released a few weeks
before from prison, after serving 18
months of a two years’ sentence Im­
posed on her In the spring of 1902 for
alleged forgery of Cecil Rhodes' name
for stints aggregating *200,000. Her
trial for forgery was In progress at the
time the great empire builder died,
and revelations made later went far
to show that the great mail's end was
hastened by the scandal of the prin­
cess’ arrest, and the rumor persist­
ently connecting her name with his In
a love affair. He had acquired a repu­
tation as a woman hater, but undoubt­
edly came under the Influence, for n
time at least, of the princess. Nobody
ever pretended to undoretand the
friendship which
existed between
them, nor the subsequent quarrel which
separated them. The trial o f the suit
may make this knowledge common to
the world.
Wise Old Man.
Methuselah was showing his friend
around the premises. ‘ ‘ And what is
that vast warehouse for?” asked the
friend. “ Oh, that is to store my
birthday presents in ,” replied the old
man. Tiius we see that a green old age
has its advantages.
Mother* will find Mr*. Winslow'« Soothing
eyrup the beat remedy to use lor their childreu
the teeming Mttsou.
P iso’ s Cure le a pood cou ch
The one who con-
HAD ALL THE SYMPTOMS.
Foot ol Morrison Street
Portland
Oregon
C h ild is h A m u s e m e n t s in B o s t o n
MEET
ACL
NEEDS
E x p e r ie n c e h oe es ta b lis h ed it s o
a fact. B old b y a ll d ealers. Y ou
1904 S e e d
sow — th ey gro\r.
A n n u a l p o s tp a id f r e e t o a ll ap­
p lic a n ts .
D. M. PERRY A CO .
C o ld B e a u t y .
D E T R O I T , M ICH.
Towne— W hat a haughty creature
she is. She has rather a foreign look,
hasn’ t she?
Browne— Y es; but I ’ m sure she’ s
from Boston. Her name is Eisberg.—
Philadelphia Press.
P.N. Ü.
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H E N w r it in g to a d v e r tis e r s p ie
m e n t io n t h is p a p e r .
The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa­
ture o f Chas. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his
personal supervision for over JJO years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Count orfeiL,, Imitations and
“ ,Tust-as-gno<l ” are but Experiments, and endanger the
health o f Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
VIOLIN FROM L O B S IE R ’ S C LAW .
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare­
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys AVornis
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach anti Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children’ s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
The only violin in the world made
from the claw of a giant lobster has
Just been completed by John H. Dad-
mun, of 429 Berkley street, Camden,
N. J. This unique Instrument strange
to say, can be made to produce as
sweet musical tones as any high-class
violin. Its owner gives the following
as the story of Its life:
The lobster from which the claw
was taken was caught off Gloucester
Maas., in March, 1862. In time It came
to Concord, N. H., where Mr. Dadmuti
saw It. At that time the lobster weigh
e d 17Va pounds. A single claw weigh
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
In Use For Over 3 0 Years.
▼MS O IN TA U N C O M PA N Y. TT MURRAY ST R C C T. N SW YORK CITY.
N OTHIN G 8 0 G O O D
F O R C H IC K E N S A S
P R U S S IA N
THE
POULTRY
Makes Hens Lay and Keeps them laying. Cure« Cholera, Roup and
all Diaeaaea. It Strengthens Young Chicks and Helpa Them Crow.
L O N 'T BE W IT H O U T IT . Chsa. Lack. Rosalia, Wash., say.
w < ? ,v wouldn't I«' without Pnimlan Poultry Food.
P R O D U C E S E C C 8 . An a
has no equal—B. H. Payne, i
Prune Jan Poultry Book, F R E E .
PO RTLAND
PncsfUAN K kmkdt C o ., St. Paul, Minn.
S K K 1) C O . , P o r t l a n d . O r . . O o a s t A g H i t » .
Sanders Disk Plow
Sim plest and m ost perfect made. Before you
give your order for a Idsfc Plow lie nure to ex-
am ine the Sanders. For sale by the old reli­
able house u!
Mitchell,Lewis & Staver Co.,
Send for Special Circular
8 P O K A N K
8 B A IT L B
PORTLAND,
B O IS H
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8 A U J M
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OREGON
M U D F O R D
WE HAVE FEELINGS AS WELL AS YOU
ed 5V4 pounds. The claw that Mr.
Dadmun preserved, after the lobster
had gone the way of such things, was
18V4 Inches long, 7 Inches broad and
3 Vi Inches thick.
Preserved among other curiosities of
tbe Dadmun household, the giant claw
remained a claw for many years. One
day It occurred to Its owner that It !
was shaped something like a violin, W
and he tried the experiment o f fash- |
lonlng it to look more like that popular
Instrument. After much patient effort
Mr. Dadmun managed to transform
the claw Into a violin that could be
played. The tone was very sweet, hut
not loud enough for an orchestra. E x­
periment proved that by changing the
fittings and settings the tone could be
made much louder. As It Is now the
violin when played properly sounds
exactly like any other Violin. It is
doubtless the most curious musical in­
strument ever made.
it suffers in body and mind,
A ** a result o f a seriou s blood disorder
the poison is not eradicated
m y blood became poisoned and l s u f­
fered
severely w ith R heu m atism and
its the taint to his children,
oth er sym p to m s not » w e s n r y to m en­
tagious B lood Poison thus
tio n . A friend of m in s told m e that ho
W a t e r w a y , in E u r o p e .
cured
m y trouble
by
h a d been c
u r e d of
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responsible for m any of the
•nd
nr»n his
hie recommendation I began
sn
d 11
upon
It Is evident that the value o f water­
childhood— Skin Eruptions,
lte nee. A fte r u sin g it for some tim e m y
ways la fully understood In Europe.
blood w as thoroughly cleansed o f aU
lal Troubles, Sore E yes, Scalp
«n
ga in
D o ts o n ! a
n d
d mafiM
m a d e nure
p u r . and
a n d strong
atron g a
a ffa
in - -
France, for example, has spent *90,-
b W hite S w ellin g, Scrofula P I w fe h a la o to a p e a k o f Ita t o n W
000,000 on these works during the
e
r
t
i
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i
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W
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p
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g
i
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g
a
f
«
ers just as bad. S. S. S., the
im p u r it ie s , it b u i l t u p ra j a * “ *™*
years 1879-1900, and has Increased the
h e a lth , lm p r o T e d m y a p p e tlt e , x . r e tne
vegetable b lo o d purifier and
total length of her waterways from
in c r e a s e d s t r e n g t h , a n d I f e lt b e t t e r m
lias lon g been recognized as a
906 miles to 2.930 miles, including 401
• T a ’ m’ T i r e n t believer m B S. S. and
and safe cu re for Contagions
miles of newly-constructed canals.
w ith pleasure com m end it to a ll in nee
Poison. It counteracts the
Austria haa spent *106,000,000 on
o f a blood m edicine.
virus and cleanses and puri-
waterways In the years 1848-1898. But
r£SSiS
W Eibm wx*
diseased blood, and under its
8 3 8 W a ln u t St., Lebanon, Pa.
the greatest advance o f all baa been
effects the general health inl­
made by Germany. In 1882 the num­
and soon all s ig n s o f blood
an(1 potash, which
ber of steamers on her waterways v i a
» , Mercury and Potash,
•re gone. T h e strong mtneml
kiB eruptions and
830. representing 33.156 tons. By
often” prescribed fo r the disease, dry up the sores, skin eruptions ^
1897 this number had risen to 1.953
'a lf external signs, but leave the stomach
steamers, with 104,300 tons. The
and digestion ruined and the system in
length o f her waterways In 1900, ac­
such condition that the disease usually
cording to Imperial statistics, was 8,-
returns in worse form than exer.
798 miles. The total length o f British
S S S. is guaranteed a purely *******
waterways in 1896 was 3.511 miles, ex­
ble remedy. $ i ,000 is offered forpreoMhat
clusive o f ship canals
light upon tbe latter-day history
it contains a single mineral I f K ^ i e n ^
South Africa has been begun in Eng­
yon have blood poison write
Diplomacy la tbe art o f promising a
land by the Prince«. Radiiwtll. against
*»cn b in g th e different stages and
wUU urnU h tny
man what he wants In a way that will
the
estate
of
Cecil
Rhodt»
The
suit
for treating o n e 's self
home. Our p y
make him cease to want It
Is for *7.000,000 and to t * » « l uP°n
or ad rice w anted free o f charge.
TM£ S W IF T 8P£CIFIC CO.. ATLAHTA. CA.
REIERSON MACHINERY CO.
‘ ‘ Are you going to play horse?”
asked the benevolent gentleman who
takes an interest in children.
‘ ‘ Certainly n ot,” answered the little
Boston boy. “ We are amusing our­
selves by the assumption that brother
Waldo is an ichthyosaurus and that I
am a prehistoric man in pursuit of
h im .” — Washington Star.
A S OLD A S
er be told.
. W ood Saw8, Drag saw * run by steam or gaso-
I lin e engines, alto the latent in «aw m ill m *-
r h in ery , stum p pullers, w ell d r illin g m ach in ­
ery. etc., etc.
W rite ior your needs.
m edicine.
t. Jacobs Oil
nster s co u rg e there is not a sound spot in the whole body,
horror o f th is awful disease
Tha INTERNAL REMEDY
No Caso Exists it WU1 Not Cur*
It has cured coughs and
Ids ior forty
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
Rheumatism
Neuralgia
» P Y R A M ID
Perrin’s Pile Specific
Dr. W. A. W ise has found a sa'e
absolu tely painless wny *
t r a d in g teeth, and his 17 years’ e x ­
perience in plate w ork enab les him
to tit toouthH com forta b ly w itn any
kind of false teeth wanted.
an<l
Wise in an ex p ert at
bridge w ork and gold
IS E BROS., Dentists,
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