Scrofula .oopie ‘town to u* through the ogee ■ * M ovm uiU l»end tbaaphiaxaa. P .'IS k V i its |ir«'sence known by ...auv l . * ~ . nrliil»r tumors. bunchesm the r * 1! riiunpuiw irujition», inliami-l • S i . - r . - . o - . rickt-ts, catarrh, uest- M p m . r e l . h - h i 'i t V . r 5utter«-r» ahouhl take food’s Sarsaparilla r. , „rant unei’itle for scrofula, effecting k most h oii'larful, radical ami ja-rma- t tun s. II-' sure to get Hood’s.^ The Heal Thing. Von Qnirz— What does your friend I ’ , Verse? Novels? Tragedies? J*fH Xsibt— Great BeoW. what do you L ke him for? An amateur? No, J , . ||tf writes advertiaementa of „'^el— New Orleane Times-Dcmo- rat. - O v e rm atch e d . "Sow. witness,” said the lawyer, ,‘jou say that your hearing is good” 1 "Yes sir ” "How good? Give me an illuetra- ■tion. Can you hear my watch tick?” I «¿¡0i It’ s three days since I L g e o u g 'i"K into the pawnshop, and K L watch must have run dor n by this |tinie. _______________ "Natural Conclusions. Hie W ont Kind of Qnat. "T here’ s lots of different kind, of gnats in this w orld," remarked the man who had traveled some, “ bat the gnat that says, when you ask him into a tobacco store to have a cigar: ‘ Gim- * P*ck cigarettes,’ comei pretty nigh to bein the pup of them all.” $ 4 0 0 ,0 0 0 IS RUDMI) fOR AN OLD LOG CABIN The recent refusal of Jarne* and Henry Dennison of Swlnsvaie, Pa., t o fceU their property adjoining the Car rie fun.a<’es of the Carnegie Steel Com P«ny at Rankin to the United State» Steel corporation for a sum said to N ew Version. he $400,UOU ha» created considerable Ernie— Bo they eloped? Intercut in the property. Interest ia „ ¡n 'llllt*77YeB’ their Paren,s P»id the especially directed to the old log bouse village blacksmith not to 8hoe their horse, but they eloped in an automo- on the property, w hich ia one of the bile. oldest houses In Greater Pittsburg and Ernie—That was nice. I suppose has a history replete with interesting ove laughs at blarksmitns as well as events. The Dennison farm comprises forty acres of river frontage west of lock« withe.—Chicago News. the Carrie furnaces. It was originally Too Rapid for him. known as the Troy farm and was ow n * waa up for a minute or ed by Eneas McCall inter, who patented two by i\Ir8. Talking ton just now. the land October 19, 17&L The orig She— That so? What did she have |lnnl patent embraced 187% acre«. to say? On December 17, 1788, McCaliister He— Gee whizz! I haven’ t got a sold out to John McDowell a part of stenographic memory. — Philadelphia the land, ineludhi* ibe old Jack Ad Ledger. ams farm, on which the Carrie furn aces stand. He also sold at the same For coughs and colds there is no better i time part of the Troy farm to ltlne- medicine than Piso’s Cure for Consnino- j hart Amis, who In turn sold that part iton. Price 25 cents. I to John Milligan. John McDowell liv Passing Belief. ed in the log house still standing. Mag- Miss Giddy— What did he say when i h um Murray purchased the farm In you told him I was married? : 1815 and It was sold by the sheriff to Real Miss Speitz— Weil, he seemed sur John Reed In 1822 for $7,000. prised. estate suffered a marked decrease in value after that, ns Is shown by the Miss Giddy— Did he ask to whom? Miss Speitz— No, but he asked ‘ how fact that on March 12, 1832, John Ad it happened.’ — Philadelphia Press. ams purchased a large portion of the f "Fif dcic's milk in paradisedey mils’ I have cows dar,” said Brother VVil- llianis. “ en ei dey got honey dsr dev |ibo mu»’ have bees, en whar bees is W hy Appetite Is Needed. Idey’s blossoms, en whar blossoms is Food eaten without appetite always Idey’s always watermelons in season, causes gastric disturbance, because un I bless do Cawd!” less the secretary glands oi the stomach Too Much Ambition. are stimulated by a desire for food no “ I can’ t understand why yon dis- digestive juices are extruded into the Itbtntel my boy. You advertised lor a stomach. 1 he. wi111 ambition, and lie” — "That’ s just it, madam— that’ s just CITQ PermanentlyCur«1. N nntsornereouane« lit. He wasn’ t in the place two days j I Iw afterflratday’suaeurl>r.Kltne’ .U re .tN e n r. ¿fi."*1 f" r T r e e S r: trial bottle and treatlas I before he had his leet on my desk and D r. U. H . K line, Ltd., sal Ar. b s t .. Philadelphia, Pa. | .ts smoking my cigars.” •¿•aw Between Friends. Sells Bibles and Dice. in Nassau street, near where itm erg- I «into I’ark row, is a little shop whose proprietor evidently believes that lie is piing to catch customers both “ a Lmung and a gw ine.” He has but a until window for the display of his »roe, and in this are grouped Bibles, prtjer books, miniature roulette | wheels, dice and playing cards. Speed of W aterspout. A waterspout spins with enormous I speed. Its velocity at the sea level baa been estimated at six miles a mi ti me. W ar Baloon Text. The difficulty in damaging a war I biloon in midair was recently shown I tj tests made in Austria. The experi menters anchored a baloon at a height I of 7,000 feet and had gunnerB who had I not been given the dietance try to dis- I able it. It required 22 shots to find 1 the range, even approximately, and not I until the sixty-fourth round waB the I baloon hit. It then sustained but a I slight tear, which caused it to descend ■lowly.— Chicago Chronicle. Unreasonable Sister. Mamma— A h y, Herbert, what in the vorld ia the matter with sister? Herbert— Aw we was just a playin’ haunted house, an ’ ahe wa§ the ghost, in’ I give her a little chain to swailer » ’a the would clank every lim e she moved, an’ now she’ s a-cryin’ an’ save ■he don’ t want to he the ghost any morel—Magazine of Humor. Mayme— I hear you are going to be married again. Edyth— Again? Why, I ’ ve never been tied up as yet. O LD DENNISON- C A B IN . Mayme— No, but I can’ t recall tne number of times you were “ going to (arm for $2,000. The present farm be.” — Chicago News. was purchased by the father o f the present owners for a very small con A Bright Student. sideration. The log house on the prop At a medical college some students erty Is only a part of the original build were being questioned in anatomy, and lug erect'd by Eneas McCaliister about one of them was asked, “ What muscles 1784 and which was used as a road have their origin in the popliteal house for many years. The house con space” The bright student promptly tains a winding stairway and a cabi replied, “ Well, there’ s that one with ned mantel which were mad.' In Eng the durned long name, and I don’ t re- land. They are of solid oak and hand memoer the two others.” somely carved. The nails used In the building, ns well as all the hardware, H o r s f H IS T are hand made. The United States Steel corporation We oiler One H u n d r e d D o lla r. Rew ard for any Sane o f Cattarrh that can n o t b ecu red by U a il’l desired to purchase the pro|H>rty to Catarrh t are. erect a mill and a number of blast F. J. CHENKY A Co., Props., Toledo, O. We the undersigned, have know n F. J. Cheney furnaces about a year ago nnd made fo r the past 13years, an d believe him perfectly repeat'd offers, the last one. It Is said, hon. reh le in ell b u -in e s . transactions and tin. a n cia lly able to carry o u t any obligatiuL e made being $400,000 for the prop,Tty, all b j their hrm . of which were refused. Difficulties W is t A T sc a * , arising over the purchase of property W holesale Druggists, T oledo, WALDINQ KiNN’ ANA MABVIN, by the Carnegie Steel Company from W holesale Drugipsis, T oledo. O. H all'sC atarrh Cure Is taken intern ally,acting the Dennisons years ago Is the cause directly on the blo o d and m ucous surfaces o i o f their refusal to sell the ground to the system . Price 75c per bottle. Bold b , all the company. flruzeists. T estim onials free. H all's Fam ily P ill, are the best. THEY CALL IT A “ MALLABOIT.” No Lie. “ I don’ t think it is a nice thing to say of Mrs Udsent that she got her husband at a bargain counter.” “ Oh, but it’ s true. He was the young man that saved her life in a crush at a glove sale at Hpotcash’ s one day.” —Chicago Tribune. Church Tenets and Long Life. Mrs. Margarets Danielson of Cam bridge, Minn., is 132 years old. She ii the mother of two Swedish Baptist ministers and ascribes her long life to h-r strict adherence to the tenets of the church. PAINFUL PERIODS wr<* o v e r c o m e b y L y d ia E . I ’ iu k - b a m ’» V e g e t a b le C o m p o u n d . Unintentional. Toast Master (to chairman of public dinner)— Would yon like to propose yonr toast now, my lord, or Bhould we jet ’ em enjoy themselves a bit linger? ’ — Punch. The Needle. ' the THE S W IF T S P E C IFIC CO .. A TIA H TA . GA. - “ I was given up to die with quick consumption. 1 then began to use Ayer’ s Cherry Pectoral. I improved at once, and am now in perfect health.” — Chas. E. Hart man, Gibbstown, N . Y. New Machine dun. The Cleveland machine gnn, firing twenty-five one-ponnd projectiles a' one pull of the trigger, has been tested. The gun weighs 4oU pounds. It tired 800 shots in a minute without heating the barrel. j | | i It’ s too risky, playing with your cough. The first thing you know it w ill be down deep in your lungs and the play will be over. Be gin early with Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral and stop the cough. Misunderstood. y n M iss M e n a r d c u r e d a f t e r d o c to r s f a i le d t o h e lp Iter. “ L y d ia E . P ln k lit u n ’ a V e g e ta b le C o n i p o ti n d cu red m e after doctors h ad failed, and I w ant other girls to k n o w a bou t it. D u r ing m en stru ation I su ffered m ost intense pain lo w in the abdom en and in m y lim bs. A t o th e r tim es I had a h eav y, dep ressed fe e lin g w hich m ade m y w o rk seem tw ice as hard, and I g re w pale and thin. The m edicine th e d o c to r gave me did n ot d o m o on o b it o f g o o d , and I was th o ro u g h ly discou raged . Tito d octor w a n ted m o to s to p w ork , but, o f cou rse, I c o u ld n o t d o that. I finally b ega n t o tako L y d ia E . P in k lia m ’ s V e g e t a b le C o in p o u n d ernl felt Itctter a fter ta k in g the ttrst bottle, and a fte r ta k in g six bottles I was en tirely cu re d , a n d am n o w in p erfect h ealth, and I am so grate ful fo r it.” — M iss G korqik M e n ard , 537 E. 152nd St., N e w Y o r k City. — $5000 fo rfeit If original o f about latter proving genuineness cannot be produced. L v d ia E . P ln k h a m * » V e g e t a b le Com p o u n d c u r e s f e m a le Ills w h e n all o t h e r m e n u s h a v e f a i le d . "N o w , then, young m an,” said W il lie’ s mother, “ I w on’ t let you plav aseuall again in a hurry, and y o u ’ ll get no supper tonight.” “ W hy, is supper all over?” “ You know very well it is. Yon saw me at the back gate and heard me calling an hour ago.” “ W hy—er— I thought yer wuz jest applaudin’ de two-bagger I made.” A Conversation Overheard. R c l c r s o n M a c h i n e C o . SrCCKSSOHS TO JOHN POOLK. Foot of Morrison St., Portland, Oregon. Parsons H aw k eye, A u tom a tic, Self Feeding, The Subject Me Liked Best. "Y o u talk well on the subject in which y o i are most interested,” Baid the impertinent girl. "A n d what is that?” said the man, smelling a compliment. “ Yourself,” said the impertinent girl demurely. T H E Some Practical Advice. It is not necessary to leave your home and friends, give up your occupa tion or put on a uniform to do good. Here is a simple way: When you hear a good thing said about a man, tell him. This line ol missionary work does not take any of yonr time from your legitimato business. All SraulUs Negative Virtue’ s Reward. FaultteasStump P u ller, W0 horseiMiwer w ith o hernes. H uckeye Saw m ill M achinery, En- “ W hy, papa,” she argued, “ yon tw ines an d Boilers. Kli and S tickn ev «¡asoline know Arbuthnot never drinks, chews, t ngineH W rite ns w h en in w ant o f a n yth in g in m a ch in ery line. smokes, gambles nor swears.” "Y e s , I know,” the tugged, unro I M M E N S E - O u r A r ticle s 1st T h e Ideal S torin mantic old man answered, “ but I don’ t Curtain (EncWme w h o '« or part o f open trout o f want a chap for a son-in-law who mere v e h ic le w ork in g in seetlonH) O ood lo r Until or S u n Has no t.U fram e, S ilv er t nishliiKH A d ju st ly doesn’ t do things.” —Chicago Kec- j shine. able, w ith cu rtain to si/.o o f v eh icle. W h ip used . H orses reached w ith ou t u nfa stening, w h ole clip s to ord-Herald. hood. N o bu tton in g . N o a tta ch m en ts to v eh icle. An Appropriate Name. Edna— I don’ t know whether to call my Boston bull terrier Pornpey, Cipio or Caesar. Artbur( wbo lias bad a sad experi ence with the terrier)— I think Agrip- pa would be a very suitable name for him. TS, m Aim : Me.. Me., tl. ('onault your doctor. If he »¡»y* lake It, then do as he says. If he tells you not to take it, then dou’ t take It. He knows* Lease U with him. W e ary willing. J. a AY Kit CO.. Lowell. Mast. “ Goodness gracious, Maude, where are you going with that big hunch of ro es and those boxes of candy?” “ Why, haven’ t you heard? They've got just one of the lovliest murderers in the county jail that ever was!’ ’ Kèelev ^ (u re Alcohol, Opium, Tobacco Close sw in g in g side b a ck w a rd , fasten to hood -rod . F or e x it, release ca tch , side glides forw ard am i hangs o v e r dash. W h o le folds up g oin g Into w e ll under seut. T ru ly Im m ense. A r ticle com p lete #3.tW. A g en ts w an ted , Township*». E x c lu s iv e rights from |H.00. address T h e Idea l Htorm Curtain Co., Mc P h erson , K ansas. Kererunce a n y n ew spaper o r hank, M cP h erson , K ansas, » e n d tic for pam phlets, etc. Sour stomach ** A f t e r I w a s I n d u c e d t o t r y C A S C A - lC E T 'tt, 1 w ill n ev er be w ithout them In the bouse. My liver was in a very bad sh a pe, ami my head ached and I had stom a ch trou b le Now. since ta k ing C a scareis. I fe e l flue My w ife has also used them w ith b e n e fic ia l re s u lU for sour stom ach " JOS. K k b h l i n u , l t t l C ongress b l.. Bt. Louis, B o . CA N O Y A f C A T H A R T IC I W Vite fo r I l l u s t r a t e d t o C ir c u l a r s ii ■ ------- — ! fj*sr i. n o n r ooncR Y 5ry e m o m THAOS MANN NSOIATVNCO P o r t l a n d , O r e . U s i n g » / * Telephone Mam J*leasnnt. P a la ta b le , P otent. T aste G ood. Do Q ood, N ever Sicken. W ea k en , o r G ripe. IDc, J6c. tOe. ... CURE CO N ST IPA T IO N . .. . • l*rlli,c H,m»'lj 1 "Bpany, ( Mca(o, Munlrral, Naw Tark. Sit Manchurian Trade. The increase in the imports of Man churia in ten years lias been, in the various commodities, 100 to 500 per cent. The customs revenue ia 1002 was $910,000. The great growth in trade haB resulted from free exportation of beans, bean cake and bean oil. An Eye for Business. Grandma Toogood ( solem nly)— Ader your grandma dies wbo will give you any pennies? Terror Knott Toogood (aged six)— Why, yon won’ t take your pocket book to heaven, will yon, grandma?— Judge. COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY PORTLAND,OREGON CONDUCTED BY THE CONGREGA TION OF THE HOLY CROSS AND AFFILIATED WITH THE UNIVER SITY OF NOTRE DAME. T O R A P Sold and gnu ni m eed by all drug- ■ I U * O A l* « 1 sta t o 4 V U » . 'folMtMO HahiL W i 9*9' • CeXfVfXD *XëXs .8 (SXiXSKi) « 5) ;• : The Champion Draw Cut Mower : Standard Academic four-year Courses in Classics, English and Science, One-year and four year Commercial Courses. Regular Collegiate Courses in Classics, Eng lish, General Science, History and Econom ics, Finance and Commerce, Civil Engineer ing, Mechanical Engineering and Electrical Engineering. T h e sch ola stic y e a r , begii n in g Sept 7, 1903, ends ds June Jur 16, 1904. Bird Superstitions. In many parts of England there are carious superstitions about birds. The stonechat, for instance, is believed to be continually chatting with the evil one, so it is held in bad repute, and as the raven commonly impersonates his sable majesty it is ranked in the sanr« category of evil birds. Sometimes, however, the raven’ s appearance, so it is held, forebodes a death. Catalogete sent free on appli cation. Address FEV. M. A. QUINLAN, C. S. C. U N IV E R S IT Y P A R K , O R E G O N . No 32 -1 0 0 J. w ' M IE N w r i t in g t o a d v o r t i se ra p l e a s e I m e in I o n t h i s p a p e r . ] A Good Beginning The British navy lias adopted a new device for supplying warships wit If If the blood ¡3 in g o o d con d ition at the beginning o f the warm season, fuel. Big steel barges are equipped yon are prepared to resist disease and are not apt to be troubled with boils, with traveling crane«, two to each pimples, blackheads and blotches, or th e itching and burning skin eruptions barge, moving ah ng rails laid on either that make o n e ’s life a veritable torm ent and miser)-. •Ide of the hatchee. When a warship Now is th e tim e t o b e g in th e w ork o f cleansing and building up the arrives at a navy yard for coaling, blood and stren gth en in g th e w e a k HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS. one of the hargea Is towed alongside places in your con stitution. D u rin g the aud the coal stored In the lyjld is I ha d a h orrible cold winter m on th s w e are com pelled worked out by means of the cranes. a tta ck o f b o i l a to live indoors and breathe th e im pure th a t b ro k e ou t all Each barge can carry 13,000 tons, and air of badly ventilated room s and o f o r e r m y b o d y and the cranes are capable o f transferring fices. W e over-w ork and over-eat, and f r o m w h i c h I this amount to other vesa-ls In a com get too little ou t-d oor exercise, and ou r c o u ld got n o p o s paratively short time. The barges are •ptems become clo g g e d w ith im puri sib le r e lie f u n til | officially known as "haulabouts." ties and t h e b lood a h ot-bed o f germ s I b e g a n tak in g y o u r m ed icin e, H torjr o f a L i t t l e G i r l . *od humors o f every kind, and warm a n d fro m m y o x - A true story Is told of a little girl, •oather is sure t o b rin g a reaction, p o r i e n c e I can the daughter o f a clergyman, who was •ttdthe poisonous m atter in th e b lood e a ie ly s a y S. 0 .3 . ailing, and In consequence had to be and system w ill break ou t in b o ils and i t th e b eet b lo o d Pustules or sca ly eru ptions and red, put to bed early. p u r ifie r i n th e w o r ld . ___ “ Mamma." ahe said, *‘I want to aee ■hsfiguring bum ps and pim ples. Make V M r*. M . P . B M Y T H E R 8 , A good beginning th is season b y ta k in g my dear papa.” W y th e T ille , »courseof S. S. S. in tim e ; it w ill not "No. dear." said her mother. "Papa oily purify you r b lo o d and destroy the THE BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER. Is not to be disturbed Just now.” $erms and poisons, b u t prom ote healthy P r e s e n t l y c a m e the pleading voice: W h i l e D v in a 1 “ Bherm an, Tex^. I b«* c a m s n v ic tim o f im p u re. w a t . r j »^ton of the L iver and K id n ey s and ••j want to see my papa!” b lo o d . I ra n d o w n in *PPet1** pve you a g o o d appetite a t a tim e "No,” was the answer. "I cannot e n e r g y ; - > • s ca rce ly » h l e t o fe t Ibout, en d had to stop e t t » » J » • *hen you need it m ost. o c c a s io n a lly . I to o k 3 .8 . 8 » n d t e - disturb him.” S. S. S. im proves th e d ig e stion and Then the four-year-old parishioner „ n to im p r o v e a t on ce , a n d a lte r a T h orou gh cou ra e becam e s tro n g and rose to a question of privilege. "Mam tones up the Stom ach, and y o u are not tontinually haunted b y th e fear of WI t h in k S. B. 8. th e h e .t m ed icin e I ma.” she said. ” 1 am a sick woman, indigestion every tim e y o u eat, or and I w ant to see my minister." “toubled with dizziness, nervousness * 811 R a ilr o a d street, R om e, O*. A (S o m n a m b u list. »»dileeplessness. Th ere is n o reason , A good »tovy to told at the expense the co m in g o f warm w eather if yon have your system we blood in a norm al, h ealth y con dition . I t is the pollute • . of a police Inspector of New York, who °od that invites disease germ s, microltes and poisons o f every ‘ ; when he was new to the business of » patrolman, once, with great official bnng on a lon g train o f sp rin g and sum m er ailments break down the con »hon. and produce w eakness, lassitude, and other debilitating o - _ zeal grasped and held s citizen on bis heat who was addicted to sleep A cn e- Nettle-rash, P oison Oak and Iv y , and other lrr' tatl" S ® , “ °»hle* are sure to „ Q ^ e th eir appearance unless the humors an p walking. — are antidoted and the thm . «c.dl bk>od "Hold on!” cried the man. You made rich and s t r o n g b e f o r e t h e com ing mustn't arrest me. I’ m a aomnambu- o f warm weather. . I 1lgtr* A course o f S. S. S. now would * 1 “ i don’t care what your religion Is" a safe precaution and a good b e g i n n i n g e x c l a i m e d the ardent officer. "Ton and enable you to p a s s i n „ ‘,5 can t walk the streets In yonr night ___ through the hot, sultry months a n d ahlrt!’* ________ Bur diseases com m on to sp rin g and sum m er. S. S. S. i* guarantee The lawyer seldom works with a w I ( TqfeUM eand '* recogn ized as the best b lood purifier a n d ! untU the doctor clears the way. hin.*tlns *n(* pleasant o f all tonics. W rite for our book on * e. Ihleases ” Coughing The first needle need in England was made in Queen Mary’ s time by a negro, who unforiui a td y died before impart- [ ing the secret to any one. In the reign j of Queen Elizabeth the art of needle making was discovered by a German who imparted it to an Englishman. ju jw S) *> » n jn 8) 8/ ft ft T h e M ower w ith the “ D RAW CUT.” ‘ draw m g ’ t he out ting bar from a p oin t ah ea d , c e m ln g th e w heels to press Hard- or on the grou n d , hip I g iv in g increased pow er for h ard cu ttin g . It is n o "p u s h c u t ,” “ p u s h in g " the bar from boeiud, w hen the m ore c u tiiu g , the m ore ten d en cy for the w heels to 11.t from the grou n d . Seeth»* p oin t? T h e ’ Draw f u t " < ham - plon keeps the w h eels on the grou n d and is the most vow erfu l cutter in the field. Has m any c o n v en ien t features, Send for hnmU 'nre « atalogu e and cal- endar. M ailed free. ; MITCHELL, LEWIS k Promotes Di^eslion.Chperfui- ness and Rest Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. N o t N a k c o t ic . vou a vt*7 /W -. -w - i •. *) t i csxixixs ) sx«xtxi Bears the Signature of TznrcjoH M x Senna * Aperfrcl Kempdy forConslipa R o n . Sou r Slotnach. Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness nnd L o » s o r S leek Facsim ile Signature of N E W Y O R K ._____ U b I ) fß * For Over Thirty Years « i ■ « » m 111 % «»I rl J ’J 1 ) 0 M < - I j C l N I N EXACT COPY o r W R A PP E R . CASTORIA Twc CI8T1U8 essMsy. new toss erre. * * Always Bough! C*OHJ l t)K E N • g (5 (s Portland, Oregon. The Kind You Have IS $ • • ii .• STAVER C0.. For Infants and Children. I IM F A N m •j First and Tavior Sts., CASTORIA ANcCftable PreparationforAs similating the Food andReduIa - ling (he Stoumclis and Boweis o f i • (§ • / T -E T Fox info rna ™ # W P .F u l l e i M PORTLAND, ? OPE. B Ï C l * (t « H I M A ll l i t i fAHS. Bsft » *«»gh I m e . resiee Oood. Dee I« t ie s . Quid b f 4rq|f1sU M r y s P r i r » i i v j f ¿ TY f ~ l i ^ r i n - J l l li