I
ruptions
Stubborn.
talking to her ra,.
¡, only on«* w i.v to get n il o f ,
“
f
i
v
e
tim
e»
five,”
,|,e „ i(j
„g ,
„,1 ,,ther eruptiuua.
tim es six, seven times seven ’ ’ Be
if , simple «n il e » « y enough.
‘ .th e blood, im prove the diges- tween times she shook the rabbit vio-
mulate the kidney», liv er ami leutly,
tlit* name B fllD l
»jaine | "D o ro th y ,” said her mother, ‘ ‘.what
ar? .y?U riol" K to your rabbit?”
jic m e t o take is
. j ' y * 1,1* fa pa says,”
replied the
child
that rabbits m ultiply rapid|,
and Bunny won’ t do it .”
3
iiuent is confirmed by th e ex-
mi thousand* whom thin uiedi-
Keeping la Practice.
m rmanently cured,
The Washington’ s birthday masked
t no substitute._________________
ball was in full swing. The hour lor
unmasking had arrived.
"W n e re is
A L u c k y Fellow.
MillioD (s a d lv )— M y couein George Washington?” asked the Span
j , » mighty lucky (e llo w — hand- ish inquisitor of Ixtuis Quinse.
‘ T h e last I saw of h im ,” said Louis,
chap in town.
be was in the buffet cutting down
■—Handsome, yea; but be i»
the visible supply 0f cherry bounce ”
ns a church mouse.
S IN G IN G B U L L E T S
bftA littl# * irl
A re H arm !•••, but «be bilent M l..,le e
Ceuee A l l t h e Trouble.
SUFFERING
REiERSO M M A O H IM E R Y O O .
(Successors to John P o o l«)
F « « t ol Morrison Street. P o rtU n J , Oregon
Th« Kli <;«*oline Might«- A child can run it.
Valves aud all working parts covered up. 2 h.
“ Don't be afraid o f a bullet that
p.. $18A; » h p., f- lo; »» h p , *«»). -Put in a lit-
tl« (iasollne and then go to sleep.”
you've heard whistle," said another old
W rite for illustrated catalogu e an d for price
aoldler. “ I f it alliga in jo u r ear. rest
on an y th in g you need in t h « m achinery line.
assured that It w ill never harm you.
It is a fact, as any old soldier w ill tell
you, that you never hear the bullet
AS ENGLISH AND CLASSICAL
SCHOOL FOR LOTS AND GIRLS
which hits you. It Is a problem- o f
Fits both for Kasteru collesres». Prim ary and
'windage,' as the bo.vi In the army < * 11 -
(irantiuttr grades Included. A halt for girls, with
the a|»poiutn>eutH and superv isiou of a careful
ed It. In other words, the bullet which
home. IxM-atlon In one of the most beautiful
regions of the Pacific coast, t'llmate mild aud
you hear slog ban already, sped past
healthful. For catalogue address
you, aud the bullet which hita you has
PORTLAND ACADEMY, PORTLAND. OREGON.
hisoed lu the ear of some other fellows
tn passing before It got to you. It fa
f 5 5 5 5
bCHlLAHO \
a simple proposition, after all.
Thè
singing of the bullet Is the atmospheric
H as a N o rm al K in d ergarten T rain in g
vibration which Is created aud the re
claaa in connection w ith it* Academ ic
sistance which the air offers to th#
departm ent. Separate residence. T w o
ear course Model K in d ergarten Mori-
progress o f the bullet. This cannot ba
ea practice work. For d e ta il» addreaa
M illion (e n v io u s ly)— T h a t’ s
detected by the ear until the bullet
There Was a Difference.
^E LEA N O R T E B B E T T S , P rin cip al^
¿ty ol it. H e baa a new girl
Sockson Buskin— How do you like J has creased t parallel line with the Par.
eawm. and not one ol them
my h am let'
It may tall over your head or whizz
i fusa when be casts her o ff.— N.
Old Stager— Oh, it was your Hamlet, dose to the groujfl, but If It passes
ly-__________________
was it? W ell, I did not recognize it as you at all the ear w ill catch the sound
o f Its flig h t.'T o the soldier o f many
Shakespeare’s.— Brooklyn Life.
Her Ruae.
battles the voice o f the bullet is m usic.i
r__You say your husband no
Deserved Honor.
He knows that he need have no dread
spends his evenings at the clubT
Brown— Has Smith named bis new o f the bullet that slugs In hla ears. It
ter__I soon broke him of
country seat?
U the bullet that he does not hear that \
Jones— Yes, he calls It “ Snizsled must be feared, and It Is this bullet |
ber__How did you manage?
.btie— Before going to bed put S ilvers,” after that breakfast food be which always brings harm to him. N o '
sy chairs close together by the made his fortune on. - Detroit Free soldier ever heard the bullet which In -1
Press.
W r it « f o i
flteted a wound on him. I was amused
then held a match to a cigar
Am erica is the land of nervous
I l l u s t r a t e d
by a raw soldier who was attached to
the room got a fain t odor of
Quick Music.
i women.
C ir c u l a r s
our command. It w as'his first tim e on
.-N ew York W eek ly.
m il H — — —
Tbe great m ajority of nervous
In Chopin's “ Etude In E Minor” it the tiring line. W e were skirmishing,
fTssr *r iO N ro o «e *-r fry
is t necessary to read 3,950 signs in two and tome sharpshooters were havlug women are so because they are
sCure ft a remedy for coughs, colds
P o r t l a n d , Q r t
suffering from some form of female dis
uumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, minutes and a half, which is equiva some fun at our expense.
A bullet ease
Telephone Mom ¿91-
they do not understand that it is ca
,
lent to about twenty-six notes a second. whizzed close to him. Faintly w «
(gists.
Mrs. Emma M itchell, 520 Louisiana tarrh which is tbe sonree of their i l l
could hear the crack o f the rifle, but street, Indianapolis, Inti., writes:
ness. In fem ale com plaint, ninety-
Arranging Flowers.
ter Mild Suggestion,
It was not distinct enough to alarm
"Perun a has certainly been a bleeeing nine rases not of one hundred are noth
There is a great deal in arranging
y, dear,” said young Mrs.
even a novice.
The singing of the in disguise to me, tor when I first be ing bnt catarrh- Peruna cures catarrh
te a —
will vou jo in our progrea- flowers to bring out tbeir beauty. Nev bullet, however, brought a blanched ex-
gan taking it fer troubles peculiar to wherever located.
er crowd them. A few stems, with fol
9 club?”
preaalon to his face. He did not wince, the sex and a generally worn out eye-
Chronic in valids
who have lan
on
ply not. 1 have no tim e for iage, can be made far more beautilul however. W e w ere lying In the edge
guished for years on sick beds with
tern. I had litle faith.
and artistic than a crowded mass.
POULTRYt
o f the woods. Another bullet buzzed
“ For the past fiv e years I have ra re some iorm of fem ale disease begin to
I Cattle. Hefe» Snoop, fcte.
I won’ t urge you.
B at I
by. ‘ I don't like the, sound,' said the ly been w ith ou t pain, but Peruna has im prove at once after beginning Dr.
Whew!
1 Easy tu apply—dust It on.
thinking th at if you played
“ W hy did Miss Spencer refuse to younger soldier. Zip! Another bullet changed all this, and in a v e r y short Hartm an’ s treatment.
as well ae I p lay euchre
Am ong ttie many prominent women
spent the air close to his head. He tim e. I think I had on ly taken tw o
elope with you?”
“ Bids calves of Lice” -C
bottles before I began to recuperate
a lot o f money n ow .” —
Voss, Armour. 8. D.
Belva
“ She declared that she could not bear was paler still. ‘Comrade,’ he said to v e r y quickly, and seven bottles m ade who recommend Peruna are:
"Killed every lone* in my
in Star.
Book o f aSOhsns ' - l f
the odor of gasoline.” — St Louis Star. me, between bleached lips, ‘I don't m e w ell. I do not have headache or Lockwood, oi W ashington, D. C .; Mrs.
Psrry, Monros, Wls.
*°*Ses.CATTU.V«^
l y n__________
___ ______
_ ______
want to be shot from ambuah: le t’s backache any
m ore, and
h ave
som _ e Col. H am ilton, of Columbus, O hio;
Feminine W ay.
P H «. 25 iq J 50 c t Pk|.
Nothing In It.
charge the devils!' I told him not to interest in life. I g iv e a llc re d it w h ere Mrs. F. E. Warren, w ife o f U. S. Sen- I
- By Mail. «0 tai TSc.
AN Ml
band— Drat the luck!
T h ere
“ Shall X brain him?” cried a hazer, fear zi bullet that had spoken to him it is due, and that Is to P eru n a.” — ator W arren, of W yom ing.
-y gum on this stamp.
I f yon do not derive prompt and eat-
anil the victim ’ s courage fell.
on Ita flight, but be did not like tbe Em m a M itchell.
■—Never mind, dear. H e re ’s a
By far the greatest number of female , ¡«factory results turn th eu seo f Peruna,
“ You can’ t; it is a freshman. Just Idea o f lying there In the wood* and
Ibicagos Daily N ew s.
h it him on the head.” — Sphinx.
listening to the voice o f these Invisible troubles are caused d irectly by catarrh, w rite at once to Dr. Hartman, givin g
They are catarrh of the organ which a full statement of your case, and he
meaaengers
of
death.” — Baltimora
Just Like a Poem.
la affected. These women despair of w ill he pleased to give you his valuable
Author of Letters.
American.
is what I get for proposing to
recovery. Fem ale trouble is so com advice gratis.
" H e ’ s an unfortunate n,an of let
i g irl.”
mon, so prevalent, that they accept it
Address Dr. Hartman President of
ters.”
“ W hy, 1 never heard he was
OF INTEREST TO THE CAMPER.
t ia it, old man?”
as almost inevitable. The greatest ob The Hartm an Sanitarium , Columbus,
an author.”
“ W ell, he was the auth
Summer campers w ill appreciate the stacle in the way o f racovery is that Ohio.
, sue just writes on a card 'D .
or of several letters that lost him a
merits o f this neat arrangement, which
breach of promise ca se."— Melbourne
haa been designed for their conveni
t does that mean?”
W eekly Times.
ence by an Indiana woman. No on«
The Queer Sex.
Not Easy to Stop Large Vessel.
ined with thanks.” — Chicago
wants to take a whole kitchen along
Parker— A re you fond of traveling?
Experim ents show that a large ocean
A Safety Match.
when camping out, and the simpler the
No, but mv w ife ia. She insista on steamer, going at 19 knots an hour,
Cora— Was it a love match? Dora—
A Star Engagement.
outfit the greater the enjoyment, but moving every aix or eight weeks.
w ill move over a distance of two m iles
W ell, as her money paid liia debts and
astronomer has m arried an ac- kept him out of go al, I should say it thla “ atove'' la so easy to transport
after its engines arc stopped and re
You Can Oet Allen's Foot-Haze FREE.
She was only a member of a was rather a safety match.— Melbourne that no one w ill question Its right to a
versed, and on authority gives less
W rite A llen 8. O lm sted, L * R o y .N . Y ., tor a than a mi « or a m ile and a half as the
company, but he naturally eup- W eekly.
place in the equipment. As a glance tree
sam p le oi A l l e n ’s Foot l’-ase.
It cures
■i.e was a star. I t ia clear, gen-
at the draw ing w ill ahow. the atove sw eating, hot sw o llen , ach in g feet. It m akes required space to stop its progress.
or lig h t shoes easy.
A certain cure for
Drilling machinery. (Tver forty different styles
'er, that you know the sort o f a
haa tw o main pnrta, though others can new
His "B etter Half.”
of machine* for Water, Has and Mineral Prospect
,'orns. in g ro w in g n a ils and bunions. A ll d r u g
ing. Steam or horse power. Wfe handle the Kelly
A Modern Hercules.
they are now en joyin g.— Brown-
A newly married man told us a tale be added if desired. The post and the gists sell it. 25c. D o n 't accept a n y substitute.
A Tanneyhlll Co.’s machinery, and full lines of re
Edward Beaupre. a Canadian, at pairs carried In stock. We a|go tarnish gssollns
line.
of woe the other day which happens to
engines to run this machinery.
Our machine* are
Between Friends.
present a resident if Chicago, is so faster,
every newly married man. When he
stronger and easier 10 operate than any other
Charitable Sex.
! Htrong that he lately lifted a horaegbod- machine on to?* market. Thousands ar« In boo *
H e — Oh, I ’ m no fool.
got married his wile gave him half the
ecus fill operation.
RKIF.ItSON M At II I N K K Y
CO., Cencral Airentn, foot o f Morrison Street,
Bhe— Perhaps not. But what an e x | ily off its legs.
you are re a lly going to mar- clothes cupboard, bnt in only three
Portland, Ore. Heiid tor Free Illustrated Catolog.
cellent understudy you would make.
o* 8 oltleigh, are you?
weeks all his clothes were banging on
Permanently
Cured.
K
o
fits
or
nervousn«
I—That’ s what.
nails driven into the w all.— Exchange.
v
sm.m •<•»*>*
after fi rst day’s use o f Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve
• l o o X Z W A R D SlO O
=Well it w ill save you the
! Restorer. Send for Fr«eS 2 trial bottle and treAtise.
|
Dr.
H.
H
Kline,
Ltd
.
w
i
Arch
S
t
,
Philadelphia,
Pa.
The
Other
Extreme.
col hunting one when yon get
The r e s d e n of this D «per w ill b e pleaeed to
Towne (read in g)— Headquarters for
to begin housekeeping.
leeru that there is At lesat one dreaded dnease
that science has been a b le to cure in a ll u s
What the Steamboat Doe*.
three dollar pants. W ell, that’ s queer.
I—Hunting what?
stages, a n d that ia catarrh. H a ll’s C atarrh Cure
Browne— W hat’ s queer about it?
Why, a Hat.—'Chicago News.
One day little Archie, three year* of
is tne o n ly positive cure kn ow n to the m edical
fraternity.
C
atarrh
bein
g
aco
n
atitu
tio
n
al
dis
Towne— i always thought three dol
age, saw a railroad for the first tim e,
ease, requires a constitutional treatment.
lar pants were designed for other quar
Ora. Longstreet In Hospital.
H a ll’s C atarrh C ure ia taken in tern ally, acting and did not know what to make of it.
directly
upon
the
blood
and
m
ucous
surfaces
He ran to his mother and'said:
“ Oh,
. James Longstreet, the noted ters.— Philadelphia Press.
of the system, thereby destroying the fou n da
tion o f the disease, and giv in g the patient mamma, it's a steamboat looking for
'crate cavalrym an, is in Oat Held
strength
by
b
u
ild
in
g
up
the
constitution
and
Wasn't Quite Sure.
w ater.” — W ashington (Star . 1
ttl, Washington for treatm ent for
ass sting nature in d oin g its w ork .
The p ro
prietors have so m uch faith in its curative
Zeb Barix— He thet gal o ’ yourn im
attack of rheum atism .
powers, that they offer O ne H u n d re d Dollars
provin’ in her pianner playin' since
for
It fails to
t< cure. Send fo r list I i n ' E t Tl1* pc«*rle«*s Skirt Supporter end FaMen-
For any case that it
of testim onials.
s. A ddress
LAUlLd e r IS tbe beet. N o l lu t t o n « . R u c k le s ,
she begin takin ’ lessons?
Polished Cynic.
F. J. C H I M I Y A C O « Toledo, O. H o o k s o r 1*111«. A ll your neighbor* will want
8
i
Oatcake—
Gosh,
I
dnnno.
She’
s
It. Send 25c for «ample and price to agent*.
LA
Mr. Cynique ia too polished
Sold by druggists. 75c.
F O L L E T T E CO., Room 17, Cambridge Block,
H a ll’s Fam ily P ills are the best.
neceaaarle*. and
eith er im provin’ er else we’ re g ittin ’ plate ara the only
T h e M ower w ith the ‘ D R A W C U T .’
“ ia. isn’ t'he?
Portland, Or.
“ d r a w in g ” the cuttin g bar from a point
th
e
««
are
forged
o
f
a
quality
o
f
ateel
used
tew
it,
blamed
ef
I
kin
te
ll
—Oh, dear, yee. E veryth in g
ahead, causing the w heels to press hard
No 2 9 - 1903.
The Record Avalanche.
P. N. U.
which w ill reslat the action o f the
er on the groun d, and giv in g increased fc
which.
ft reflects on some one.
power for hard cutting.
£
The largest avalanche ever measured
heat. The upper end o f the post 1»
it I n no “ push cut,” “ p u sh in g” the bar £
H
E
N
w
r
i
t
i
n
g
t
o
a
d
v
e
r
t
le
e
r
s
p
l
e
n
a
«
shouldered lo form a bane on which fell in the Italian A lp * in 1885. It
from beeind, w hen the more cutting. £
m en tion tills paper.
the m ore tendency for the wheels to lift £
the plate cen rest, while a ateel pin contained 25,000 tons of snow.
from the ground.
(3
may be used to lock the tw o together.
See the point? T b e “ D ra w C u t" Chain- £
plon keeps the w heels on the grou n d
•
One aide o f the plate 1» left solid, but
am i is the most yow erful cutter In the £
field. H a* m any convenient features. £
three aides have openings exactly aim
Hand lor handsom e catalogue an d cal
£
liar to those o f a stove top, and lids
en dar. M ailed free.
£
may be provided to cover them. I f the
MITCHELL. LEWIS k STAVER CO..
2
,
rara
cook deelres to hurry some particular
First M <1 Taylor SU..
FortUnd. Or«yon 1
Nothing is a source of ao much trouble as aa old «ore or ulcer, particu- pot or cool off another, all that Is nec
« v a » »« *< »»«. .«a ...« e
essary la to swing the top o f the stove
wtien located upon the low er extrem ities where the circulation is weak
doggish. A gangrenous eatin g ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight, around on Its poet -to bring the pot
where the flame Is hottest, or vice
as the poison burrow# deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the
ooatinues to spread, one can alm ost see the flesh melting away and feel versa There is no danger o f thla atove
uength going out w ith the sickening discharges. Great running sores upsetting, aa the central post ia driven
deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland, firmly In the ground before the fire is
The Kind You Have Always nought has borne the signa
tor pimple, and a r e a threatening danger always, because, while all started. ______________________ _
Tired, Nervous, Aching, Trem P O R T L A N D ACA D E M Y
bling, Sleepless, Bloodless— Pe-
ru-na Renovates, Regulates, r e
stores Many Prominent Women
Endorse Pe-ru-na.
ST. HELEN’S HALL
d’s Sarsaparilla
S
je J e ^
Mrs.
E mma M itchell
- ( u r e
Alcohol,
Opium,
T obacco
Using A9*
IL L S
.ICE
|J
FITS
i The Champion Draw Cot Mower i
W
hronic Sores
a l i n g U l c e r s , U " , 2 :
sotes are not cancerous, a great m any are, and this should make you
A S tra n g e V e r d ic t
cious of all chronic, slow -h ealin g ulcers and aores, particularly if can-
In the canton o f Freiburg. S w itzer
os in your fam ily. Pace sores are common and cause the greatest land. the curloua prison custom pre
Tiace because they are so per-
vails o f charging well-to-do prisoners
’ sod unsightly and detract so
SORES ON BOTH ANKLES,
two francs a day for the expenses In
from one'« personal appearance.
• a .t U m in : About tea year* Mr* a curred by the Cantonal government in
amali » . . . «am « on «a«a o t m j a n k l««
Middle aged and old people and
D- <r g « t lato tbo plaao« an « ta «y D«- lodging and feeding them. Ten years
»hose blood is contaminated and
------ tara«, en tin g alears,
I
«go. a rich merchant was condemned
cd with the germ s and poison of
tmné tntonoaly far
to a period of eight year*' Imprison
I ban «»o n t moro tkan * • * >
it or some previous sickness, are
ment. and at the outset o f hi* term
ta g to got wall w b n X
“ t f sufferers from chronic aores
aao
a4v«rtSa«a I « • HompbU the authorities took from him the »urn
olwra. W h ile the blood rem ains in
m * w I b og a» to tab« it and waa
zu rod. K y l l m b a k av« m t W boat o f five thousand eight hundred ant^
healthy, polluted condition heal-
forty franc*, to cover the ro »t o f hla
ooro ar g i v o « mo
*i
!* impossible, and the »ore w ifi
■Ino«. I b ar« recommended » .
■- unwilling aojonrn behind the prison
uue to grow and spread in spite of tn a great many peop*«.
**»
g iv in g It to my nine yonr-eld eon ier wails. The criminal, however, effected
“ * nd » » Iv e s or an y superficial or
Sasema. D ir t a g my leag
* I hla escape on the first day o f bis con
« treatment, for the »ore is but
wan liv in g nonr ■em *k ls, Tenn.-kot flnement, and now, after ten years
I
aign of some constitu-
have «knee r o n o r .d to
and am now reeld lag at » # . « 1 « I absence, when all legal possibility of
.. “'sorcler, a bad condition of
>aat l i ^ o o n t ^ « « ^ u U I I
! reclaiming him has lapsed, he has re
lood and systetfl w hich local
turned to hla native place and h *i
>es cannot cure. A blood purifier
Zaneaa City, Mo.
,ued tbe authorities for tbe return of
, c, ts what you need.
Som e-
.
. .
.
the five thousand eight hundred and
tocleanse the blood, restore its lost properties, quicken th e cirru la
| forty francs. Incredible as It .ouud*.
*ad invigorate the constitution and S. C- S. is just such a « « « £ •
rbe supreme court of I«a isanne lias
i ® ' S Teaches these old chronic sores through the blood
It g o «
root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the Mood ai returned a verdict In tbe merchant ,
ponties and poisons, and gra d u ally builds up tbe e” tireu^
6rri favor on the ground that the prison
the slu ggish circulation, and when the blood bns been P ™ * * authorltiea o f Fretburg are anable to
and the ay.tem purged of all » o r M
nrere that <bey have rendered value
unhealthy matter t h e hcahng Prt* ^ “ for the money forcibly tbkffo *----
from
begins, and the ulcer or aore ts soon him. Consequently, the ex-criminal
ha* received back bis money
“ ‘M
1 ° contain. no
^
ous dru gs of any description, but is g u » ^
—
■
an teed a purely vegetable remed ,
-iV f*
combined and n safe and permanent cure for c, 0 _ . „ T11i
M you have a slow -h ealin g sore of any kind, external or
'
, - » b o u t it. and our physicians w ill advise you without charge.
« mood and Its Diseases ” free.
THE S W IF T S P E C IF IC C O .. ATLAM TAi SM.
In after y « « r « ft makes a man frel
„h e n h* think* how fresh he used .
to bo.
______________________
It a rich man has a (rood memory be
w ill not forget tbe poor.
ture of Cha*. H. Fletcher, and lias been m ad« under hia
personal supervision for over 3 0 years. Allow no one
io deceive yon in this. Counterfeits, Imitations amt
*« Just-as-goo<l ” are but Kxperlinents, and endanger the
health o f Children—Experience against lUperimcuU
W hat is C A STO R IA
Cafrtoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, I*ar«5-
gorte, I>rops anil Nqothing Syrups. It is Pleasant, it
contains neither Opium, Morphlno nor other Nareotio
substance. Its age is Us guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Dlarrho-a and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatnlencv. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children’s Pan acea The Mother’s Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears tBe Signature of
-#
r V/
In Use For Over 3 0
t avrai*« e e s w N T . ?? s u a e * »
Y ears.
m rp n rr.
Yoursjbra Clear Head1
B romo - seltzer .
O L , D Æ V E Ft Y E V f f E R E .