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POR SALE — AUTOMOBILES Rebuilt Federal Trucks Purity G u aran teed Real Fun Is Cut Out of Lt by the Great War. A R E B U I L T F E D E R A L U as fo o d v a lu e fo r th e m o n e y as a n e w tru ck. B y r e b u ilt w e m ea n th a t th e tru c k is e n tir e ly ta k e n a p a rt, e a c h p a r t e x a m in e d and it n e c e s s a r y r e p la c e d b y a n e w p a rt m ad e a t th e F e d e r a l fa c t o r y , th e e n tire tru ck r e p a in te d an d r e fin is h e d » an d e v e r y th in g n e c e s s a ry do n e to m a k e th e tru ck p r a c t i c a lly as g o o d a s n e w in e v e r y d eta il. W h e n you b u y a r e b u ilt F e d e r a l you a r e p r o te c te d b y the sa m e p o lic y a n d in t e r e s t th a t w e g iv e to a ll F e d e r a l ow ners. W e o p e r a te a r e p a ir d e p a r tm e n t, in w h ich th e w o r k m e n a r e s p e c ia lis ts on F ed era ls , ou r su p p ly o f F e d e r a l p a r ts is com p lete, and th e s to c k room o r g a n iz a tio n h igh class, w h ich in s u res th e p ro m p t fillin g o f a ll p a rts ord e rs. W e a ls o o p e ra te a s e r v ice d e p a r tm e n t, w h ic h is op en rf.iv and n ig h t, “ a lw a y s a t y o u r c a ll.” T h e F e d e ra l b e in g a g o o d tru c k in th e fir s t p la ce and p ro te c te d b y a c o m p a n y w h ic h is e q u ip ped and has th e d is p o s itio n to g iv e you s e r v ic e — is c o n s e q u e n tly A S A F E U SE D T R U C K T O BUY. I f you a r e in th e m a r k e t fo r a tru ck fr o m $1000 t o $14oo, w e u rg e you to c o m pa re used F e d e r a ls w ith n e w tru ck s at s im ila r pri<‘M . W e th in k w e can co n vin c e you o f th e ir s u p e r io r va lu e. 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Kloy Main St. £ The Connoisseurs. wo farmers, attired in corduroys gaiters, were strolling through a re gallery, where they looked, apparently felt, decidedly out of e. But at last they brought up re a picture which really seemed please them—a portrait of a lovely 1 with a particularly ugly bulldog. ‘This is something nice, Dick,” said What Is it called?” lck referred to the catalogue. ‘Beauty and the Beast,’ ” he said. The other man looked closer at the lldog. ‘‘He is a beauty, too!” S a rd o n ic R e p re se n t a t io n s o f A lle g e d G e rm a n C ru e lt y T y p ic a l o f H u m o r ist ’s E x h ib it io n — S o ld ie r * S h o w S k e tc h e s. EFORE the Spanish-American war a visit to Havana, Cuba, was something of an adven ture, and not altogether a safe one because of the prevalence of yellow fever. But the American sanitary engineers who followed the army of occupation cleaned up the city and the island, and Havana is now one of the most healthful places in America. In recent years, too, the transportation facilities for reaching the West Indies have been so revolu tionized that the trip no longer re quires unusual endurance or courage, being made easily and speedily in lux ury. Though Havana has been to a great extent Americanized, it has not lost its individual charm. In all the nu merous changes that have taken place in the last dozen years no attempt has been made to obliterate those characteristics which were both pic turesque and innocent. It is true that if the tourist desires to ride in a volante. the native carriage, he has to make a request, otherwise he is more than likely to take a motor car. As, generally speaking, the roads around Havana are good, these little motor tours are very agreeable. In this connection it is useful to know that one may bring into the island his own motorcar without paying duty by giving the necessary bond that it is not for sale or for rent. Facilities for storing and running the car are entirely modern. B S t ill a F o re ig n C ity. Havana is still a foreign city, so far as the eye discerns; and It may also be said that it is foreign so far as language is concerned. However, the English-speaking tourist finds no diffi culty in making himself understood or in having his ideas as expressed in his own choice Anglo-Saxon in terpreted. English is spokjn almost everywhere. In the recently erected public build ings, such as banks, railroad stations and similar enterprises, there is seen sented at Malecon, the capital’s famef drive and promenade along the sea wall. In the daytime the chairs which one rents for a small sum at night are free. Theaters also are open in the evening, and the ubiquitous mov ing picture houses are also in opera tion. Havana is a city of plazas, prom enades, colonnaded buildings, churches and palaces. It is all very European and yet there is just a touch that makes the American feel that while he is in a strange country he is at home and among friends. Sugar is the island's greatest commodity. The cane once planted continues for near ly a score of years to give three good crops of cane each year. It is now possible for the tourist to visit the sugar country from Havana, and the railway also will take him into the heart of the Vuelta Abajo country in Pinar del Rio province, where the finest cigar tobacco in the world, the kind that goes into the real Habana, is grown. All of Cuba is entrancing in the ro mantic and entirely foreign landscape it presents wherever one goes. The trips from Havana are almost illimit able. The island has several good railroad systems, and almost, every part of it that is likely to prove inter esting to a tourist is tapped by one or another of the transportation com panies. START ON THE WRONG ROAD One W a y o f A c c o u n t in g f o r F o o lis h W a y in W h ic h S o m e M e n W a s t e T h e ir L iv e s. W e can ofely wonder at the silly way in which some men waste their lives. One day it is a man who enters a bank, shooting this way and that, scoops the money into a bag while the employees hide, leaps into a stolen motor car, enacts the robbery again I d another bank, und at last, when cor True To Life. "W hat’s all that noise upstairs?” led the mother, *‘I thought you ire playing house.' 'We are, mamma,” the little daugh- replied. "Johnny is the papa, and has just come home from the store, arguing with him about money ters.” Paris.—The dreadful effect of the war on the spirit of humor Is lllus trated In the exhibition of caricature« organized by the ‘‘Humorists' for the benefit of their wounded comrades and of the widows and orphans ol artists killed in action. The French genius for making fun of everythin# has disappeared and the enemy is not seen comically but horribly. The sub jects are difficult for caricature, con sisting for the most part of alleged atrocities. The deteriorating influence of the subjects on style is seen abundantly in the contributions of almost all ol ¡the caricaturists and Illustrators. Foraln tries to avoid topical slavish ness by using side themes set at the front and BUggesti-.g amusing discom forts like rain, wind and mud in Flan ders. One is a sketch of two dirty soldiers in a front-line trench reading Paris papers, with the remark that France will be saved If her civil population hold good. Another is one of a sentry calling to the driver of an automobile ambulance stuck in the mud to haul down the Red Cross flag In order to escape bombardment. The large number of English carica tures shown are better in spirit than the French, though most of them are bad drawings. The subjects are char acteristic of English humor, “ bulls” by Irish corporals, recruiting absurdi ties, front discomforts and some amus ing notions of German types which appear to be based on knowledge and a certain physical sympathy for fat ness, roundness, redness and square ness as expressed in the uniformed Teuton. The tone is genial through out, and never sardonic in the grandi ose fashion sought by the French draftsmen. The trouble with the Eng lish caricatures is that they show a deadly identity of style, variety ap pearing only In the choice of humor ous incident. The sculpture shown is as poor as most topical or humorous sculpture usually it, far and away the best ex hibits being champagne bottles dressed up as drunken German sol diers. Various heroic episodes from the official communiques are done Into sculpture, notably the famous Incident of the zouave prisoners who yelled to their comrades to fire when the ad vancing Germans used them as a shield. A few sketches by soldiers actually In the trenches are of interest be cause they give a vivid notion of the dirtiness and lack of picturesqueness of trench warfare. Sem's “ Crown Prince" Is the familiar death’s head. The motive of stolen clocks Is rather more amusingly developed than most of the other stock traditions about German behavior on campaign and a few of the Jokes about German lack of taste In woman's dress are well aimed. HOT FOOD FOR SOLDIERS EE A0V10E SICK WOMEN - sands Have Been Helped By Common Sense Suggestions. en suffering from any form of ilia are invited to communicate promptly with the 'w o m a n ’ s private correspondence de- 1 partment of the Ly dia E. Pinkham Med icine C o ., L y n n , Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a ■ I ï S wvïm ’ woman and held in confidence. A woman can freely her private illness to a woman ; as been established a confidential spondence which has extended over ’ years and which has never been n. Never have they published a or.ial or used a letter without the ;en consent o f the writer, and never the Company allowed these confi- ntial letters to get out o f their pos- ision, as the hundreds o f thousands f them in their files will attest. Out of the vast volume o f experience which they have to draw from, it is more than possible that they possess the very knowledge needed in your case. Noth ing is asked in return except your good will, and their advice has helped thou sands. Surely any woman, rich or poor, should be glad to take advantage of this generous offer of assistance. Address Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., (con fidential) Lynn, Mass. Every woman ought to have Lydia E . Pinkham’s S O - p a g o Text Hook. It is not a book for general distribution, as it is too expensive. It is free and only obtainable by mail. Writ® for It today. P. N . U . N o . 33. 1915 ^ H t N w ritia g in t l n r t i M n . f i o . this paper. ___ under all State and National Pure Food L a w s . 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You need not be afraid o f the fish spoiling; it w ill not spoil, as we absolutely guarantee it to arrive in good, edible condition. There being ne waste to a fish, one would serve three average sized families nice ly, with some to spare. Send check on your local bank, express or money order. * ?,. Commence shipping A ug. 16; place your order immediately. COLUMBIA RIVER CHINOOK SALMON COL 124 Tkird St. PirtUad. Oman HASOLO SOMERS. 150 DeKalb Aw .. Brooklyn. N. T. L ig h t F in g e re d . At a dinner given by the prime min ister of a little kingdom in Ruritania a diplomat complained to his host that the minister of justice, who had been sitting on his left, had stolen his watch. “ Ah, he shouldn't have done that,” said he prime minister in tones of annoyance. "I will get it back for you.” Sure enough toward the end of the evening the watch was returned to its owner. “ Sh-h!” cautioned the host, glancing anxiously about him. “ He doesn’t know that I have got it back.” T o Breaf: in New Shoes. A lw ayo shake in M ie n ’s Koot-kaso, s powder, it cures hot, sw ea tin g, a ch in g, sw o lle n ieet. Cures corns, In g ro w in g n a ils and bunions. A l sll dru ggists and shoo stores, 2oc. D ent accept ! ir.ysu U siltu te. Sam ple mal led F R E IL Address A lien S. O lm sted, Le Roy N. Y. A D a u g h t e r of Eve. He had been to a “ stag” dinner, and j his wife wanted to hear all about it On S. P. R. R. in Tillamook, Co. Or. when he got home. “ W ell,” he said, ‘‘one rather odd thing occured. Jim Train stops at our door. Place to spend your Blankton got up and left the table vacation here this summer. You w ill find it because some fellow told a story he delightful as well as inexpensive. W e have did not approve of.” fully furnished Housekeeping Tents, including electric lights and water, from $5 per week up. "How noble of Mr. Blankton,” ex Dance every night. Bowling. Pool and B il claimed the wife, “ and— what was liards. Surt Fishing and Safe Bathing. For the story, John?” particulars w rite or call on W ISE D E N T AL BAR VIEW TENT CITY The H e c k le r H e c k le d . Co., Rooms 211-12 Failing Bldg.. 3d at Wash ington. Portland. Ore., phones A or M 2029; or Bar View . Tillamook Co., Ore. Mrs. William H. Thompson, wife of Chicago's new mayor, did much to help her husband win. LOSSES SURELY PREVENT» Mrs. Thompson, in the days when by Cutter’ s Blaeklag P ille. Lo w - priced. fresh, reliable; preferred by it was deemed unwomanly to want to Western stockmen because they pre vote, was once prevailed on to make fe c t where other vaeclnee fa ll. Write for booklet and testimonials. a suffrage speech. She spoke superb I0-do«e pkge. Blackleg P ills $1.00 ly, but, in the midst of her argument, 50-dose pkge. Blaokleg P ille 4.00 Use any injector, but Cutter'e beet, a youth with a cigarette yelled: vsr H The superiority of Cutter products la due to over “ Don’t you wish you were a man?” years of specializing in vaccines and serums only. ‘ “ ' s. If unobtainable, order direct. _ on Cutter’ ‘‘ Don’t you?" said Mrs. Thompson, T ' Insist j E CUTTER LABORATORY. Berkeley. Callfsrnl* and went right on with her argument again. A few minutes later the heckler, M a t t e r of G ra m m e r. having recovered, tried another bout Housekeeper— How’s this? You with the fair speaker. “ Don’t you think mothers ought to promised to saw some wood if I gav* stay home with their children?” he you a lunch. demanded. Tramp— I recall no such promise, madam. RESIN0L SURELY MAKES “ The idea! 1 told you I ’d give you ITCHING ECZEMA VANISH a lunch if you’d saw some wood, and There is immediate relief for skins you agreed.” Itching, burning and disfigured by "Pardon me, madam. Your exact eczema, heat-rash or similar torment words were: ‘I ’ll give you a lunch If ing skin trouble, in a warm bath with you saw that wood over there by the resinol snap and a simple application gate.’ ” of resinol ointment. The soothing, ‘‘Exactly. That’s just what I said.” healing resinol medication sinks right "W ell, madam, I saw that wood Into the skin, stops Itching Instantly, over there by the gate as I cam* and soon clears away all trace of in.”—rTlt Bits. eruption, even in severe and stub born cases where other treatments Constipation causes and seriously ag have had no effect. After that, the gravates many diseases. It is thor regular use of resinol soap is usually oughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pellet*. enough to keep tho skin clear and Tiny sugar-coated granules. healthy. Every druggist sells resinol ointment and resinol soap.— Adv. BLACK LEG C o rre c t. As The usual crowd of loafers were seated around the stove in the vil lage grocery. “ Tell you what,” began one of the bewhiskered bunch, “ I never lied to my wife in my life”----- At this point he was interrupted by a unanimous laugh that was loud and long. ----- “ That I didn't get caught at it,” continued the speaker after the laughter had subsided. Whereupon silence reigned su preme for nearly 23 seconds. B e a u t if u l C u b a n VÄ l l l y in tbr architecture a new note; but In the older structures, with which Ha vana is principally furnished, the old Spanish architecture, with something added, a something that is found in the greater part of Spanish-America, the true characteristic of the capital is found The narrow streets, with their still narrower sidewalks, are lined with stores or residences of two stories. The first floor of the resi dences especially is arcaded in front, and over this extends a balcony on the second floor. It is all typical of the tropics, the streets being too nar row to permit of awnings, and these permanent shelters from the sun's rays and from the heavy rains in the summer, or rainy season, proving probably more effective and conven ient. The impression that the visitor re ceives at once, and the one that he takes away with him, is that Havana is a beautiful foreign city. There is an sir of comfort and of luxurious in dolence in the place, but for all that It is now a very busy commercial port, but the population is not so large as to crowd the town, and the busy ¿cenes are chiefly witnessed at the docka, where ships are being loaded or unloaded, or at terminals of the railroads. It Is an admirable place to take a rest or to go sightseeing. An E v e n in g in -H a va na . If you desire to see the Inhabitants of Havana enjoying themselves you must see them in the evening. Then the Central park will be filled with atrollers, or with thousands seated on little chairs which they rent for five cents Spanish silver, listening to the concert by either the Municipal band or the Artillery band, both noted or ganizations in Cuba; and much the same ki“ d of brilliant scene la pro- nered, kills a policeman and is hlmsell killed. Enough of adventure, excite ment and tragedy to last a lifetime crowded into a few hours, with mur der at the end. But what for? The chances of the man getting away were so remote that only a fool would have undertaken the job. The next day it Is in Kansas City. Tw o men rob a shopkeeper of diamonds and money and try to escape by running through crowded streets, a silly and futile thing to undertake. The end of their folly will be years and years of hard work, bard living, lonesomeness and heartbreaking monotony in prison. The man who undertakes to live by bis wits, to get money without work ing for it, is foreordained to failure. And yet there are always men start ing on that road. In general they are men who failed in youth to learn the lesson of industry. They got the Idea that the end of life was to get on with as little effort as possible. The boys who are spared all work by Indulgent parents, who expect everything to be done for them and to do nothing for anybody else, are on the wrong road. — Kansas City Star. W a r S t o p s Im a g in a r y Ilia. A peculiar accompaniment of the war is the reduction in the incomes of noted English physicians and sur geons. Consultants who formerly made 150,000 a year or so. find them selves earning little or nothing. As a consequence they are volunteering their services to the government in such numbers that the authorities are barely able to cope with the supply. The reason for this loss of practice is said to be that the persons who cherished imaginary illnesses in times o f peace have forgotten their hypo chondria since the war began. M o d ifie d . U se fu l. "M s photograph shows how hot fo. j is served to the soldiers In the Italian army. A " I’ve got to earn some money dur ing my summer vacation,” remarked the law student, “ but I’d like, if pos sible, to work at something that will be of use to me later on.” “ Why don't you get a Job as waiter In a summer hotel?" advised the professor. “ The experience you will get in making out bills will come in mighty handy when you begin the practice of law.” A Canadian named Casey was ap pointed to a government place, says Law Notes. Technically, it had to be held by a lawyer, which Casey was not. The benchers of tho law society, however, undertook to obviat* the technicality. "W ell, Casey,” said the examiner; “ what do you know about law, any way?” "T o tell the truth,” replied the can didate, ‘‘I don't know a single thing.” The examiner reported in his affl* davit, "that he had examined Mr. Casey as to his knowledge of the law, and, to the best of his information and belief, he had answered the ques tions that he had put to him cor rectly." The aspirant was therefor* admitted. P ro s p e ro u s . “ I never hear Colums complaining about business depression." “ I should say not. He’s an expert accountant, and he’s rushed to death straightening out the books of firms that have gone into bankruptcy.” K a n a s F is h in g Sto ry . Ottawa, Kan.— Mrs. Fred Osborn of Argentine, Kan., saved the lives of two children with a fishing pole near here recently. Mrs. Osborn saw an eight-year-old girl fall into the water. The woman booked the child’s cloth ing with her fishing pole and dragged her from the rushing water. An hour later a nine-year-old boy fell In near Mrs. Osborn. She broke her pole In an attempt to repeat her first per formance, but procured another in tima to drag the boy to safety. Victoria Prize Hs-i. Victoria, Tex.— J. E. Poole, an indus trious Victor's county farmer, brought In a ben's egg which Is the largest one of which there la any record. 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