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FOR SALE — AUTOMOBILES Rebuilt Federal Trucks "EYE OF SUBMARINE” Periscopo Believed Brought to Point of Perfection. A S afe Used T ru ck to Buy. A R E B U IL T F E D E R A L Is as g ood value for the m oney as a new truck. By rebuilt w e mean that the truck is entirely taken apart, each part exam ined and if necessary replaced by a new part made at the Federal factory, the entire truck repainted and refinished, and eve ry th in * necessary done to m ake the truck p racti cally as good as new In every detail. W h en you buy a rebuilt Federal you are protected by the same policy and in terest that we * iv e to all Federal owners. W e operate a repair department, In which the workm en are specialists on Federáis, our supply o f F ederal parts is complete, and the stock room organization high class, which insures the prompt fillin g o f all parts orders. W e also operate a s erv ice departm ent, which is open day and night, “ alw ays at your call.” T h e Federal being a good truck in the first place and protected by a com pany which is equip ped and has the disposition to g iv e you service— is consequently A S A F E USED T R U C K TO BUY. I f you are in the m arket for a truck from $1000 to $1400, we urge you to com pare used Federáis with new trucks at sim ilar prices. W e think we can convince you o f th eir superior value. G E R L IX G E R M OTOR C AR CO., K in g and W ash ington Sts. HERE ARE the FA C T S Plates and bridges made in my own laboratory. Office absolutely clean. Instruments thoroughly ster ilized. Price« reasonable. Work guaranteed. Constant endeavor to do work painlessly. N u n e in attendance. Dr. Elof T. Hedlund DENTIST 466-459 Morgan Building. 4th Floor, Washington Near Broadway. Portland, Oregon. “ U S E T H E R I V E R 99 D a lle s -C o lu m b ia L in e State o f Waah'nirton. for The Dalles daily ex. Sunday U p . m. I*»ave Dalles daily ex. Monday 12 M. Steamers J. N. Teal. Inland Kmpire and Twin Cities for Upper Columbia and Snake river points. Taylor St. Dock. Tel. Main 613. WllUmrllc auJ Columbia River Towing Co., Portland. YOUNG M AN. BE A BARBER. lo a m a Trade. Be Independent. Trade taught in eight weeks; tools free. Commissions paid while learning; ieitions secured. W rite for free catalog OLEK COLI.1 GE i. Portland. K43 N. 2nd St.: Spokane. K22u M ai.iAve.; Seattle. Klot# Main St. K T h e C on noisseurs. Two farmers, attired in corduroys and gaiters, were strolling through a picture gallery, where they looked, and apparently felt, decidedly out of place. But at last they brought up before a picture which really seemed to please them—a portrait of a lovely girl with a particularly ugly bulldog. “ This is something nice, Dick,” said one. “ What is it called?” Dick referred to the catalogue. “ ‘ Beauty and the Beast,’ ” he said. The other man looked closer at the bulldog. “ He Is a beauty, too !” T ru e To L ife . "W hat’s all that noise upstair»?” called the mother. “ I thought you were playing house.” “ We are, mamma,” the little daugh ter replied. “ Johnny Is the papa, and he has just come home from the store. I ’m arguing with him about money matters.” Latest In stru m e n t En ables Com m and e r to Be P ra c tic a lly Sure T h a t D ea dly T o rp e d o W ill Reach Sh ip H e W ould D e stro y. Everybody knows the simple prin ciple of the periscope, but few are aware of the minute refinements of the construction of the perfected in strument, Its delicacy and importance. Down in the conning tower, In the semldarkness, with the throbbing of machinery and the hushed hum of the twilight water slipping past the lookout scuttles, the commander of the submarine has been carefully studying the course of his prey and making calculations as to its speed, carefully laying his own course In ac cordance, Now the time has come to take a chance, for soon the peri scope splash will be observed, to re sult In a fusillade of projectiles, and a twisting, dodging course on the part of the cruiser, and the submarine would be baffled. The officer takes hi» flnai observa tion, lays his course, presses a but ton, and the circular-framed picture before him is extinguished. His pre viously calculated period of blind run ning expires. If his calculations have been correct, and the cruiser has not changed its course or speed he should be within torpedo range, with the tubes pointing toward the target. Is he? The periscope is pointed carefully in the direction which should reveal the ship, pointed as carefully and ac curately as a gun would be pointed. Everything is in readiness, the crew is standing by the torpedo tubes, and the second they receive their signal the great cigar-shaped missile will be on its way. The commander presses a button. The hydraulic powir is re leased. As quickly as a rattlesnake strikes and withdraws, the periscope shoots up and down. For a fraction of an instant an overwhelmingly large vision of the enemy ship flashes up. His calculations have been correct, and with the speed of thought he reaches for the signal button which will send the "messenger of death” on its way. Too late the lookout and the officers on the bridge of the cruiser observe the furrow which marks the approach of the torpedo through the water. The helm is thrown hard, but without avail. Before the ship answers the furrow has ended in a resounding thump against the hull, the explosion follows, and the work is done. With the old-style periscope this ac tion would have been Impossible, granting a sharp lookout had been kept on the cruiser, for the only way the captain of the submarine could have taken hts observations would have been to bring his craft sufficient ly near the surface to push the rigid periscope out of the water, and with draw it again by diving, a much slow er process, and one which would have given time for the splash to be seen. In which case quick maneuvering by FREE ADVICE TO SICK WOMEN Thousands Have Been Helped By Common Sense Suggestions. Women suffering from any form o f female ills are invited to communicate promptly with the w o m a n ’ s private correspondence de partment o f the L y dia E. Pinkham Med icine C o . , L y n n , Mass. Y ou r letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and held in the cruiser might have saved It, and a strict confidence. A woman can freely broadside directed toward the splash talk o f her private illness to a woman ; “ destroyed” the submarine. The periscope Is the invention of a thus has been established a confidential correspondence which has extended over Hollander, Telar van Elven, who in many years and which has never been 1859 built a semlsubmersible boat at broken. N ever have they published a Amsterdam. As his craft was intend testimonial or used a letter without the ed to run low in the water, in the written consentof the writer.and never condition known as "awash,” and the b , , the Company allowed these confi difficulty of observation, due to waves dential letters to g e t out o f their pos washing across the low conning tower session, as the hundreds o f thousands some other method than the lookout scuttles was necessary. Van Elven o f them in their files will attest. rigged up a contrivance of inclined Out o f the vast volume o f experience mirrors at each end of a long tube, the which they have to draw from, it is more simplest form of periscope. His craft than possible that they possess the very knowledge needed in your case. Noth was not successful, but the instrument ing is asked in return except your good of observation was, and proved the will, and their advice has helped thou forerunner of the complicated and deli sands. Surely any woman, rich or poor, cate instrument in use today. should be glad to take advantage o f this D iverse Em otions. rous offer o f assistance. Address "I've bought an automobile." a E. Pinkham Medicine Co., (con “Have you?" fidential) Lynn, Mass. K “ Yes. Why don't you congratulate Every woman nncrht to have m e" Lydia E. Pinkham ’» KO-pacre 'Tm waiting to hear what make it T e x t Book. It is not a book for Is. so I'll know whether to laugh or general distribution, as it is too sympathize.” expensive. It is free and only obtainable by mail. W rite for A Contradiction. I t today. V. N. U. No. 33. ISIS “ Here’s a scientist says that the color of hair can't turn gray in a sin gle night." “ He's never seen Mayme's whea she's forgotten to have her bottle re- ( fills«." POSSIBLE TO SEE TOO WELL M r. B oster M akes Som e O b serva tion s on the P re va ilin g S tyle o f the L a rg e Eye-Glasses. “W ill you please tell me why people are wearing such terrible looking eye glasses nowadays?” Boster asked his spouse. “ Specs are bad enough at any time, but the kind so popular now are the limit! A tortoise shell rim an inch thick, and the glasses themselves about four times as large as we have been accustomed to! What’s the an swer? “ Do people Bee better through these big glasses, or do they wear the things to make them look Intellectual? If the Idea is to make folks look wise these glasses fulfill their mission, for they make people look like owls. “Look at Tilly Ann Jones! Eyes the size of a pinhead and glasses to fit a giant! However, the things do suc ceed In maki-g her look wise, and a wonderful invention they are to have such an effect on Tilly Ann!” “ I don't think these big round spec tacles are Intended to make peopli look wise,” responded Mrs. Boster. “ There are many eye affections these days, and the larger the glasses the larger the lenses, and the more things are magnified, I suppose.” “ Good!” exclaimed Boster. “ The goods are indeed very well recom mended. At the same time there Is a disadvantage in seeing too well. Too powerful glasses have spoiled many a love affair and prevented the union of loving hearts. “ Obfogle was once In love with my sister, and he couldn’t see very well. He thought she was beautiful. The peculiar affection of his eyes made her appear so to him. She really wasn’t beautiful at all, according to other people’s sight—never had been and never would be. “ Now It happened that Obfogle went over to Germany and was gone a long time, as lovers usually are in ro mances, and then he came back in the same romantic way. On his way to call on my sister when he got back he met a friend of my sister’s and inquired if Sadie were as beautiful as ever. “ He was told yes, that Sadie was just as beautiful as ever—no more, no less. Obfogle had acquired a pair of owl spectacles of the ultramodern type. He supposed that if Sadie had looked lovely before her loveliness would loom up twice as large through the new and more powerful specs. “ With a smile of anticipation he came to the house. When Sadie en tered the parlor he took a gqod look at her and was never seen again—just as they say in story books. “ On the whole, specs are a bad thing. I hope you and the girls will not Invest in them, even if they are fashionable at present.” Senator R oot's B irthplace. CAP Purity G u aran teed under all State and National Pure Food L a w s . Y o u can p a y a higher price, but you cannot get a baking powder that w ill raise nicer, lighter biscuits, cakes and pastry, or that is any more healthful. Your money back if K C fails to please you. T r y a can at our risk. DAISY FLY KILLER JiTiS/IS Z'XS; w— .«v<x i ^ TYPO CLOSED UP FOR NIGHT Fake Substitute, Ta k e n W ith Pains, T u rn e d U p p e r Case D ow n O v e r on the L o w e r One. A printer in the Eagle office tells this: In the old days, when a typo laid ofT he had to provide a substitute. A printer named Jenks, wanting a lay off, was compelled to persuade a man who was not a printer to take his place at the case, explaining to him that he could be taken suddenly sick and get away from the office before the fraud was discovered. Shortly after the fake substitute lined up before the case with Its cu rious little boxes full of loose type, he was seized with fake pains. “ What’s the matter with you?” asked the foreman, coming to his side. “ J don’t know,” said the fake print er. ‘‘I’m terribly sick. I can't work. You can see that. I ’ll have to close up for the night.” And he reached up a'nd turned the upper case down over the lower one.— Wichita Eagle. VA ST. EAT FISH; CHEAPER THAR MEAT all f l i c s . Neat. clean, ornamental, conven- chcaP- L ast* all | season. M a d e o i tnetal, can’ ts p ill or tip o v e r ; w ill n o t s o il o r I in )u r e a n y th in g . I Guaranteed effective. I Sold b y dealers, o r | 6 s-nt b y express pre paid ior |1. You now have the opportuBitjr. for the email sum of 11.50. of re* ceiving one fresh, choke, juicy S A L M O N , weighing from 7to IO pounds, delivered to your nearest express c e n t free. In every in stance we guarantee the fish to arrive in prime condition, as the temperature o f a fish, when sur rounded with ice, is the same in either cold or warm weather, u the express companies keep pu t- tintr new ice on the fish as fast as the old ice m olts You need not ‘ e afraid o f the fish xpulins; it wid not spoil, as we ahsoiutety guarantee it to arrive in good, edible condition. There bcinit no waste to a fish, one would servo three average sited familiesnico- ly. w ith some to spare. Send checa on your local bank, express or money order. Commence shipping Auer. 1S( place your order immediately. COLUMBIA RIVER CR1.N0O* SALMON CO. 124 Hill St, PntlisA. 0i«vm HAHOLD SOkLUiS. 160 D eKxlb ¿ f l . . Brooklyn, N. T . L ig h t Fingered. At a dinner given by the prime min ister of a little kingdom in Ruritania a diplomat complained to his host that the minister of justice, who had been sitting on his left, had stolen his watch. “ Ah, he shouldn’t have done that,” said he prime minister in tones of annoyance. “ I will get it back for you.” Sure enough toward the end of the evening the watch was returned to its owner. "Sh-h!" cautioned the host, glancing anxiously about him. “ He doesn't know that I have got it hack.” To Breaf: *n New Shoes. A lw ays shake in A lle n ’r Foot-j£ase, a powder. It c im s hot, sw ea tin g, a ch in g , sw ollen feet. Cure» corns, in g ro w in g n ails am i bunions. At t il dru ggists and shoe steres, 25c. D ont accept tny substitute. Sample m ailed F U E L . Address A llen S. Olm sted, Le Hoy- N. Y. A Daughter of Eve. He had been to a “stag" dinner, and his wife wanted to hear all about it when he got home. “ W ell,” he said, “one rather odd thing occured. Jim Blankton got up and left the table because some fellow told a story he did not approve of.” "How noble of Mr. Blankton,” ex claimed the wife, “ and— what was the story, John?” The H e c k le r Heckled. BAR Y1EW TENT CITY On S. P. R. 1L in Tillamook, Co. Chr. Train stops at our door. Place to spend yom vacation here this summer. You w ill find it delightful as well as inexpensive. W e have fully furnished Housekeeping Tenta. including electric lights and water, from $5 per week apt. Dance every night. Bowling. Pool and B il liards. Su rf Fishing and Safe Bathing. F tr particulars w rite or call on W ISE D E N T A L Co., Rooms 211-12 Failing Bklg.. 3d at W ash ington, Portland, Ore., phones A or M 2fl'.rX or Bar View , Tillamook Co., Ore. Mrs. William H. Thompson, wife of Chicago's new mayor, did much to help her husband win. LOSSES SURELY PREVEN TES Mrs. Thompson, in the days when by Cutter’ s Blackleg Pille. L priced, fresh, reliable; prrferrw! by it was deemed unwomanly to want to Western stockmen because they «ro vote, was once prevailed on to make te« t where other vaceloe* fail. W rite for booklet and to* Minor» I»?«. a suffrage speech. She spoke superb 10-dose pkge. Blackleg Pills $1.60 ly, but, in the midst of her argument, 50-dose pkge. Blackleg P illt 4.90 Use any injector, but Cutter's a youth with a cigarette yelled: The euperiority of Cutter products 1« due to over M "Don't you wish you were a man?” years of specializing In vaeoines and eerema onfy. Insist on Cutter’s. If unobtainable, ondbn «Hxwtt. "Don’t you?” said Mrs. Thompson, T'l E CUTTER LABORATORY. Berkeley CaMwelft. and went right on with her argument again. A few minutes later the heckler, M atter o f G ra m m e r. having recovered, tried another bout Housekeeper— How’s this? Yon with the fair speaker. Policeman— How can you be tired "Don’t you think mothers ought to promised to saw some wood if I g a v * when you are doing nothing? stay home with their children?” he you a lunch. Beggar—I guess it’s because there demanded. Tramp— I recall no such promise, is so much of it to do. madam. RESINO L SURELY MAKES “ The idea! I told you I ’d give you C leric al E rro r. ITC HING ECZEMA VANISH a lunch if you’d saw some wood, and “ Although the count was flatly re There is immediate relief for skins , fused by Miss Scadson last year, he itching, burning and disfigured by you agreed." "Pardon me, madam. Your e ia e t proposed again this year.” eczema, heat-rash or similar torment words were: ‘I’ll give you a lunch i f “ Did he offer any explanation?” ing skin trouble, in a warm bath with you saw that wood over there by tb * “ Yes. He claims it was due to a reslnol soap and a simple application gate.’ ” The soothing, mistake of his secretary, who got Miss of resinol ointment. "Exactly. That’s just what I said.” Scadson's name confused with the healing resinol medication sinks right “ Well, madam, I saw that wood names of a number of other heiresses Into the skin, stops Itching instantly, over there by the gate as I cam * and soon clears away all trace of to whom the count has not yet pro eruption, even in severe and stub in.'— T it Bits. posed.” born cases where other treatments Constipation causes and seriously a g have had no effect. After that, the It is thor regular use of resinol soap is usually gravates many diseases. A m ong the Wise Men. oughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pelleta. “ Are there any seats of learning enough to keep the skin clear and Tiny sugar-coated granules. hereabouts?” asked the visitor at Per healthy. Every druggist sells resinol ointment and resinol soap.— Adv. kins' Corners. A visit to Senator Root's birthplace at Clinton, N. Y., and a glimpse of Hamilton college, so closely identified with his entire career, throw Interest ing sidelights upon his life story Schoolmates were found living at Clin ton who remembered “ little Elihu" as a child and recalled the shrill, high- pitched voice that today resounds in the senate chamber. As industriour then as he is today, his boyhooo friends insist that he grows more and more “ the very picture” of his noted father, who belonged to the brilliant line of American teachers who popu larized mathematics in the nineteenth century. Out of his hearing, Prof. Oren Root was called “Cube Root,” and one son. Senator Root's brother, who succeeded his father as profes sor of mathematics, was facetiously called “ Square Root”—appropriate and yet loving titles for men emi nent in the study of mathematics.— "Elihu Root — Statesman,” by Joe “ I s’pose you mean colleges,” said Mitchell Chappie, In National Maga the native. "W e ain’t got nothin’ of zine. that sort, but if you’ll set fur a spell on a cracker box at Sam Blxley’s N e w Experience. store you kin learn all about the right Representatives J. Hampton Moore way to run the gover'ment.” of Pennsylvania and Frank W. Mon dell of Wyoming are two of the most T o Be Sure. inveterate talkers in the house. They “ It is true that a woman can offer can find a great deal to say on almost up a better prayer at church when any subject—and do. Both sit on the she is wearing a new hat than she Republican side of the house, but each could if she had on a last year’s is so eager to spread language over model?” the pages of the Congressional Record “ 1 have no doubt she can offer up that they are constantly getting in • a more eloquent prayer of thanks.” each other’s way like two willing boys trying to help mother. A Superw om an. The other night Moore gave a din " I understand Mrs. Prebson never ner. Mondell was one of the guests Ievotes more than an hour to select- and was called on for a speech. After .ng a spring hat.” he had been talking for a while a "An exceptional woman.” strange, glad light o'erspread his face “ Yes, indeed. But more surprising ard he observed gratefully to the still, she never talks to anybody over genial and urbane host; the telephone longer than three or “ I believe this is the first time I .'our minutes.” have ever talked when you were pres ent without being interrupted.”—Ex A Far». change. “ Your friend has a remarkably strong voice. What a pity he hasn't A c tiv itie s o f W om en. some great message to deliver.' Over eight thousand women are en “ Yes. It seems a shame for a man gaged in commercial pursuits In Eng with vocal cords like his to wear them land and Wales. out in merely abusing the umpire.” Pennsylvania has nearly fifty thou sand girl workers between the age of O ne W a y to Do It. sixteen and twenty. "No, air,” said Omar, “ I never allow Many Japanese women earn tbelr a lie to pass my lips.” living by working In the fields and “ How do you manage It?" queried on the docks. Helny. “ Talk through your nose?” Mrs. Margaret Cherdron. who two years ago was the Taft elector from Hia Sole Inspiration. Utah. Is a candidate for the state sen “ What makes that man look so ate In that state. wise?” The Kingdom of Saxony takes first “ I don't know unless It’s the quan place as an industrial state tn Ger tity of sage tea he drinks.” many, and In 1912 had 806,408 work ers. of whom 276,710 were women. Beneath H lrn. Queen Mary of England ts doing her Fanner—I'll give you |5 a month share in the present war by helping and your board! to knit 30,000 pairs of socks, which Applicant—Aw, shucks! What do are needed by the British soldisn. you think I am, a college graduate? BLACK LEG C orrect. As M odified. A Canadian named Casey was ap- The usual crowd of loafers were pointed to a government place, says seated around the stove in the vil Law Notes. Technically, lj had to be held by a lawyer, which Casey lage grocery. “ Tell you what,” began one of the was not. The benchers of the law bewhiskered bunch, "I never lied to society, however, undertook to obviate the technicality. my wife in my life"----- At this point he was interrupted ! "Well. Casey," said the examiner; by a unanimous laugh that was loud "what do you know about law, any way?" and long. “ To tell the truth,” replied the can ----- “ That I didn’t get caught at j it," continued the speaker after the didate, " I don’t know a single thing.” The examiner reported in his a ffi laughter had subsided. 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