THE HALLUCINATIONS
CLA SSIFIED
OF ONE, “ OLE ” BEDE A D V E R T IS IN G
Leader readers have, no doubt, | Bates of Portland, which reads:
observed that when a fellow be­ “There are over 200 country
comes afflicted with a chronic newspapers in Oregon, and the
official list contains the names of
For Sale or Trade—Good,desirable
FOR SALE
case of “swelled head” and is 219
property. Inquire of W. H.
newspaper
men,
of
which
TWENTY
HEAD
Angora
goats,
insanely stuck on himself, he be­ 106 are members of the associa­ weathers and nannies, for sale. • Blair.
gins to labor under the hallucina­ tion. Of this number 52 were Inquire of Chas. Smith, Sagi­
tion that somebody or everybody present at our recent meeting.” naw, Oregon.
Fine Organ for sale—In good
is envious or jealous of him. The clipping before us from a ECONOMY SEPARATOR for condition, cost $125, will sell for
if taken soon. Apply to
Principal's Cottage at Royal Academy. This is the condition, state of Portland daily says there were sale, medium size. Inquire o f! $30
the
Leader.
mind, or affliction from which we boni-fide newspaper men and J. D. Anderson, phone 17F13. j
find the editor of our contempor­ 27
Sale Cheap.- One acre,
visitors from the U. of 0. New range stove to exchange J new For five-room
house. Small fruit.
ary, Elbert Bede, suffering at 12
for
hogs
or
other
stock.
Call
at
school
of
journalism
in
attend­
Outside
city
limits.
Inquire at
the present time, his peculiar ance. Therefore, in the language the Conner place.—A. C. Curtis. ! this office.
bje
hallucination being that the of a late popular song, “Some­
STOCK AND DAIRY* A Good Trade.—A good close in
Leader editor is envious or jeal­ body Lied, ” and it was not the 150-ACRE,
ranch,
16-room
house, good corner lot 62 1 - 2 x 200 feet in
ous of him. Shades of Ole! The Leader,
barn,
fine
water
system,
fruit Merrill, Klamath county, in al­
fellow, who hails late from Min­ A further discussion of “what’s and berries, 14 acres in clover,
*-
belt, good two-story
nesota, came here impressed the matter with the Oregon Press 20 acres in cultivation, rest falfa
house, 7 rooms, improved
with the idea that “we all bane Association” is unnecessary from pasture, one-fourth mile from premises. Will exchange for
j
railroad station and school. 16
or country property at
from Missouria and it bane a
fact that its choice for presi­ head of cattle, including 5 town
Cottage Grove. Apply to
Takes pleasure in announcing that on Wednes­ « gud idea to show us sum.” When the
dent at its recent meeting is milk cows, team, wagon and Leader. See photo.
day of eaeli week he will be in Cottage Grove to
we reveal a disposition to disre­ conclusive
farm implements, incubator, 3 1-2 Acres—Running water, 4-
that it is cream
teaeh the violin.
gard his advice and dictates, mighty shy evidence
separator,, etc. All for
of
material
from
cottage, barn, poultry
Mr. South has had practical experience in teach­
“we bane a bad feller and bane which to select an executive of­ $6,000. Would consider acre­ room
houses,
shed, lots of
age
tract
near
town
as
part
ing in Boston and Vienna, and employs ideas
a knocker.” Why should we be ficer. That the association also payment. Easy terms. Ad­ berries, buggy
good
garden land,
from the leading methods. Continued as­ 0 jealous of the fellow? Has the needs fixing is evident from the dress E. S. Nichols, Wildwood, young family orchard,
just
0 drawn
sociation with eminent teachers in both American
Leader not made the most re­ expression of some of its mem­ Ore.
outside city limits. $1,500. Phil­
and European centers of music and frequent per­
markable advancement of any bers and editors who attended REAL BARGAIN.—A new six-! ip Jones.
sonal contact with the world’s greatest artists
country weekly in the state since the recent meeting, like the one roomed, modern bungalo, with | A good little re-built Ford,
has enabled him to mature his experience both as
it come under our management from the Dallas Itemizer, which toilet, pantry, etc., lot 60x120, four-passenger auto has been
teacher and player.
last January? Have we not we reproduced in our last issue close in, on paved street. A ; left with the Leader for sale
snap if taken soon. Inquire at i cheap. Inquire at this office.
All who are interested in the study of the vio­
added nearly 700 subscribers to under
the
caption
of
‘‘Same
Old
this office.
wdh
lin are cordially invited to call on Mr. South, on
our list since that time, most of Story.”
Foothill Ranch—80 acres, 80 Acres—About 11 acres cleared,
Wednesdays between 2:30 and 4:30 in the after­
whom were former readers of Now, bede, get some of the Good
2 1-2 miles west of Cottage balance piling and large timber,
noon at the Hotel Oregon.
the Sentinel? Is not new busi­ bile,
envy, jealousy, trickery, Grove, good 6 -room house, good springs, house, barn,
ness coming to the Leader office treachery
barn, 30x40 feet, with fenced on three sides, 2 3-4
and cussedness out of good
every week from the Sentinel your system,
wagon
or stock shed, spring miles west of Cottage Grove.
give the Leader a water for
and barn, fine $1,200, terms.
office. Why should we worry? square deal, don’t
afraid to garden, 15 house
acres cleared, 2,- Good Buy- 25 acres, 1 1-2 miles
Nay, nay, Ole! If any one is recognize its name, be
even on the 000,000 feet fine saw timber.
imbued with envy and jealousy, margin of the Sentinels
of town on Pacific
Lots of berries, half mile from south
it is his royal nibs of the Senti­ you address to this office in which
Highway,
3-room house,
macadamized
county
road.
$40
about
15
acres
under cultiva­
nel and not the Leader man. change and you will find out ex­
per
acre.
See
the
Leader.
H.O.
we
tion,
about
one
acre timber,
Fact is, we would forget this are willing to meet you half way.
Home—About 1 acre, balance easily prepared
for
fellow, bede, was in town, did You lonesome .descendant of Acreage
good 7-room house, deep drilled plow, much of it sub-irrigated,
he not saunter into our office oc­ Baalam, you imagine something well, poultry park, fine bear­ about six acres under irriga­
fruit trees, berries, on tion, two acres or more good
casionally or call us up by tele­ has
wrong when you are ing
Second Street. Only $1,800. celery ground. Price $3,500
phone, as we rarely ever read only gone
suffering from the dyspepsia Will sell half of lot.
ejl
wbf
his newspaper as it is usually a and mud
fever.
Get
the
ticks
rehash of the Leader of the day out of your hirsute coat and real­
before.
that you are only an over­
He admonishes us to join the ize
loaded
andulasian windsplitter.
Commercial Club and do some­ The most
conspicuous part of
thing for our country. We ven­ your anatomy,
barring your ears,
HOT LAKE, OREGON
ture the assertion that we have is your jaw bone,
which
should
spent $5 for boosting and promo­ be preserved for some future
Uuion County, 9 miles east of La Grande
tion work in this community for worrier,
for
every 5 cents this newly adopted I saw a something
NATURE’S WONDERFUL CURE
in the street
sissy has put into such channels As I chanced to pass.
The ho ttest an d m ost cura tiv e sprinfl in th e w orld
here. We have made trips to At first I thought it was a man,
OWHERE in C ottage Grove can 3-011 get anything in Itoseburg,
Reached
only
Eugene and Salem But, ah! it was an ass.
the hardw are line cheaper or better than from 11 s.
VIA T H E
Stiletto and Zenith Carpenter Tools both fully warranted by us. many times entirely at our own The hat, the collar and the tie,
Builders’ Hardware, Hinges, Locks, fine door and window sets expense in the interest of some The clothes in full array,
Large stock of Guns and Ammunition for the hunters.
pet scheme of our Commercial
ears stuck up so
Club and was a member of this But, Oh! those
high,
club until very recently, when They gave him dead away.
we found it impossible to attend
its meetings on Monday nights,
Opportunities for Boys.
evenings on which we have a
score of proofs to read and many
Ijttle details to work out for the Luther Burbank, by experience
Leader which goes to press the and accomplishment doubtless
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
next morning. We have never the best qualified man in the
E xtensive im provem ents h ave be en m a d e in all departm ents
ceased to boost for the Commer- says the Kreat opportunity for
mercial C lub, although we may our boys and young men is in
SPECIAL REDUCED FARES
have taken an occasional whack agriculture. He points out that
fro m a ll 0 -W . R. $ N. stations
at its egotistical, blatherskite, after the young man has spent
knocking secretary. This fel-
years at hard study of
The MEDICATED MUD, VAPOR and MINERAL BATHS
,„iv. be„,. who poses an a «real
of
Hot Lake have proven a boon to sufferers from Rheu­
booster, uas never ceased knock- only prepared to commence the matism,
Kidney and Liver Complaints. Accommo­
ing the Leader openly and in battle for it. Whereas to add dations at Blood
the
sanitorium
delightfully complete, and rates with­
every dirty, underhanded way ; but one kernal of corn to each in reach of all.
he could devise since the paper i e?r ?rown'n this country in a Apply to any agent for particulars and ask for booklet
foil into our hands M Januiry.
’V S n S P S S T & telling all about the Springs; or write to G. W. TAPE, the
and this is a tact well known in improvement in the potato is al- new
Model
Manager at Hot Lake, Ore.
1897
this city. The Leader is a good ready paying back $17.000.000 a
S hoota all .22 sh o rt, .2 2 lo n g a n d
advertisement for the town, it year. Everything we eat and
.2 2 long-riH e c a rtrid g e s; e x ­
out of the ground.
cellen t fo r rab b its, s q u ir­ works constantly for the city
rels, h aw k s, crow s, foxes and community's provnsss and ti„’„ „ l ^ h i n s t a u T t h e r e
a n d all sm all g am e
a n d ta rg e t w o rk advancement, its editor has built be any wonder that the cost of
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____ ^ __ u p to 2 0 0 y a rd s. up a fine home in this city, and living has increased 58 per cent;
Here*« th e best-m ade
we are paying our full share for in fifteen years? To quote from
.22 rifle in th e w o rld ly
Burbank:
paved streets, and bearing our Mr. “Whut
It's a take-down, convenient to carry and clean." T he tool steet
world needs ur­
working fa its cannot » ar out. It, Ivory Itead and R.iekjr Mountain
alogu
share of taxes. When bede gently row, the is men
sights are the best set ever furnished on any .»». lia s lever action—like a big
who
can
in­
ame rifle; has solid ton and side ejection for safety and rapid accurate tiring.
knocks this paper he is indirectly crease the forage from our pres­
f tcaiitiful case hardened finish and superb build and balance. Price, round barrel.
$14.i»0; octagon, $ 16 . 00 , |j Model 1803, sim ilar, but not takedow n, prices, $ 12 .là up.
Hous
knocking the interests of the ent acreage so that 16 cents will
Learn m ore about all M arlin rep ea t.ra. S en d 3
77
/ # 777 /T r J w //F P O r /T tS C k ,
buy
a
pound
of
the
choicest
sir­
town and community, and in do­
•tamp« postage for the 128 page Marlin catalog.
42 Willow S t., New H aven, Conn.
ing
this he is only prompted by loin. as of old, instead of a pound
A catalogue lists a
It pays to reload your sheila! Your empty fired shells are the expensive
part of factory amm unition. They’re as strong and good as new. and it’s failure in his effort to create and of rump, as now.
double
work harness,
easy to reload! Merely de cap and re-cap shell, insert powder, crim p shell
“What the world needs is not
on to bullet, i ou reload 100 .32 *0 S. R cartridges (buying bullets) in
maintain
a
newspaper
monopoly
No.
10
L 2316 at
theory
or
agitation,
or
college
h.*ur at total expense 77c.; easting bullets yourself, SSc.; new factory
cartridges Covt $3.62. Free—ideal Hand Hook tells all about reloading all here.
$46.74.
I
will supply
lore;
there
are
plenty
of
these,
ntle. pistol and shotgun am m unition; 100 pages of valuable inform ation;
»tamps p. M.ix. , 1 he M.itlm Firearm s Co., 4? Willow St.. New H a rm , C orn.
oi $180.000.000
sisu.uuu.uuu per
In his last issue he alleges that and at a cost of
any
farmer
or team­
we misrepresented the recent annum in money.and who knows
ster with the same
harness at the same
.Mitorial meeting
m w tiw by asse
.Martin*
cs ” p
price plus $1.00 for
that only 27 out of over 200 yield only bare of 3 per cent }
freight.
Oregon newspaper men attended “What the world needs is men
the meeting.” He alleges the who can do to agriculture and to
what Edison did to
attendance was an even 100. We horticulture Carnegie
to steel and
have before us a letter, bearing electricity,
tjp
5 Vanderbilts.Hills, and Harri-
date of Nov. 3rd. from the secre­ mans to transportation develop
tary of the association, Phil their efficiency. ”
*
Charles c j C. Soi/lh
Vio/inist
D
D
Da
The Place to Buy Your
Hot Lake Springs
N
SW ENGEL HARDW ARE C O.
Repenting Rifle
Reliable Harness
Th
irte
Fine Poultry Journal
with the Leader
Oregonian and Leader $1.78
BEALS