Spring
Medicine Ç ÿ Q
There la no other season when medl
F|SH ER EVER CALM
B u ild u p
The System
cine is ao much needed as In the
s p r in g . The blood I h impure and im
poverished— a condition indicated by
p im p le s , boils and other eruptions on
the face and body, by deficient vitality,
loss of appetite, lack of strength.
The best spring medicine, according
to the experience and testimony of
thousands annually, is
H o o d ’s S a rs a p a rilla
V eteran a n d B ride F a ce W a n t for L ove
It purities and enriches the blood,
cures eruptions, builds up the system.
Get It today In usual liquid form or
Chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs.
rQ
In th e Declaration.
Too often In speech and print occur
*Unc!e Sam’s common people.” “ My
servants," “Our middle classes.” Re
publican France still adores her
princes and despises her poor. The
United States and the Kingdom of
Heaven were founded for the homes
lit the poor and the weary and the
peraecuted—not for flunkey monkeya.
ANSAS CITY.—Expelled from the
K
Confederate Home at Hlgglnsvllle
because they became engaged and
rX A N C IS H A R B O R , LA B R A D O R
were married several weeks ago.
Mr. and Mrs. D. F. Starns, both past
70 years old. came to try their future
In Kansas City the other morning.
The aged couple had Just 15 cents
when they arrived at the court house
to apply for admission to the county
home. Two small telescope suitcases
contained all their worldly goods.
Mr. Starns told fondly about the ro
mance of a few weeks and the court
ship ‘‘on the sly” In the Confederate
Home.
“You know, I was In Senator Cock
rell’s brigade and saw hard service In
Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia
during the four years of the Civil
war.” Mr. Starns said. "I went to the
Confederate Home eight years ago
^ron) Jackson county. There I met W.
11 Ellis, my wife’s first husband. He
died two years ago and his widow con-
family sleeps, dines and sits In thi
single room above.
In Labrador there Is no such tbinf
as a road to consider. There ha>
never been a horse nor an ox to us<
It, nor has a traveler attempted tc
make one settlement from anothet
by any other method of transportation
than a boat. There Is practically nc
soil, the bare, uneven, mountainous
rock sinking abruptly into deep water
The fish houses are built wherever e
ledge of rock ofTers a foothold, and a
staging of rough poles projects from
the water by a rickety ladder work
of poles, perhaps ten, perhaps forty
feet high.
In Newfoundland the fishing villani
are clustered so closely to the water’«
edge that the village is built upward,
instead of horizontally. A fisherman
could spend his whole life at his work J EW YORK.— Barbers on Atlantic
liners are now complaining about
without touching ground. Up the sidt
of the cliff the stagings, fish houses safety razors, which have reduced
path3. cod flakes and houses will run their profits to such an extent that
occupying, as at the battery adjoin they have been compelled to eke out
ing St. John's, not more than forty a living by selling all kinds of no
or fifty feet or horizontal surface fot tions, from Bibles to chewing gum. In
forth my drinking horn." The Varlet accept wcl1 ,pnld ™ rk un,n the cod a large village. Land residence Is a n ¡the palmy days barbers were ln-
-" H e r e with the drinking horn. kid. j ra,‘ a\aln- u“ ‘ \ hav0 never seen a unfortunate necessity that Is simpli cllned to regard with scorn and to
The old man’s going to have another | codflsh‘>rman e*c‘ ,cd-
.
.
[keep waiting the passenger who shav-
| The nature of the fisherman s life is fled to its limit.
to o t”
There the fishermen live and die as ed himself and only came to the shop
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I strenuous enough to relieve him of
Whenever you have i pain think ol the necessity of overexertion to pre- their fathers did before them for gen for a hair cut. On the White Star
Hamlin« Wizard Oil. . *’ or. headache, vent falling asleep at inopportune mo eratlons. Their work, their homes line tho dally rush for shaves among
rn thache, baraonc. v toinach ache anil
,
. .
first cabin passengers was recognized
m my oih r painful ailments there is noth-j men*s- Although it requires but a their lives, they themselves, will at
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small cloud and a tiny clap of thun* ways be absorbing to the visitor with by the company, and one of Its rules,
tug better.
I der to keep him from the fishing a love for the picturesque. Indifferent 403, section 8, read:
“ Barbers of the White Star steam
Have You?
grounds, scarcely a week passes that and phlegmatic they may appear, but
$Ve have never heard of anybody he Is net forced to meet the terrible they take‘ chances that would mean ships are not allowed, to cut passen-
who succeeded in making surliness or machinations of storm and wave to certain death from heart failure o t 1 gers’ hair before noon
Incivility pay.
compass hts destruction. In his diz rashness to the most active. And | All morning the barbers were kept
zily bobbing little boat he fights the through all their trials and perils busy, and in the afternoon from 4
Food of Horse and Sheep.
sea, the most apathetic of men against they go on fishing, never really satis »’clock until dinner time, scraping the
A healthy horse eats nine times its the most relentless of nature's forces. fled with the t-atch or conditions, but chins of passengers who would not
weight In food in a year; a sound
thoughtless of any other occupation take a chance of cutting themselves
Open Waters in June.
sheen six times
with the old-fashioned rabors as the
The fact that he cannot swim seems than the catching of the cod.
ship pitched up and down or rolled
M others w ill find Mrs. W in slow -. S ooth ln s not to throw into his struggle any
Syru|t the beat rem edy to use lur their chUtlrea
sign of fear; so long as a plank holds MEET DEMAND FOR ODD SHOES Tom side to side.
l u r in g the teeth in g period.
, Now many passengers shave them-
between him and water he can weath-
From Small Beginnings.
jer anything th- blows. In the early Manufacturers and Dealers Prepared wlves, whether lt Is rough or smooth,
ind never patronize the barber's shop
for Need, and There Is No Dif
Men who havs made their fortunes spring, long bt.jre the cod begin to
unless the ship Is over toward her
ficulty In the Matter.
are not those who hare had five thou- run, he risks his life a thousand times
beam ends, which is the time the bar
■and dollars given them to start with, across the trercherous ice floes In
but started fair and with a well-earn- chase of the seal. In May, while the
When a one legged man buys a shot ber doesn't want to shave any one.
ed dollar or two.—Grace Greenwood, winds are still icy, he makes a few the dealer sends to the factory for a
I extra cents In herring oft the Magda- shoe to match the one left remaining.
Get Plenty of Sleep.
lens. A month later the Labrador In these days of the use of machinery
Plenty of sleep is conducive to flghertr.an may succeed in catching a in every process of their manufacture
beauty. Even a garment looks worn f<,-v salmon if the ice is open. But shoes are made with the utmost ex
when lt loses Its nap.
! wiltn the cod run there Is nothing actness and precision and lt is easily
but cod. except of late years, when the possible to mate that remaining shoe
Only 0 « . "BROMO QUININE”
Magdaleners have taken a liking for with the greatest nicety In size, style,
That is L A X A TIV E BROMO QUININE. lo o k
fo r the signature o f E. W. GROVE. Used ths mackerel, however scarce they be. material and finish.
W orld over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c.
Around the Magdalen islands and at
Few people have feet exactly alike,
Gaspe there Is an Interval of lobster commonly the left foot is larger than
Without Limitations.
catching that means money, but along the right, so that one shoe may fit a
Our country is the world; our coun the Labrador coast there Is nothing little more snugly than the other.
trymen are mankind.—William Lloyd from July until the ice forms again Commonly, however, people buy shoes
ITTSBURG.—Warden Edward Lew
Garrison.
in October but cod. or, as they call lt, in regularly matched pairs, the dif
is of the county Jail is thinking of
•fish.” The Magdalener is a motley ference in their feet. If lt Is noticeable applying to Andrew Carnegie In the
fisherman—herring, cod. mackerel. to them at all, not being enough to hope of getting him to donate a li
ddock—but the Labrador fisherman make any other course desirable.
brary filled with literary classics In
lives, sleeps and smells of cod.
But there are people who buy shoes order to supply brain food for a num
His home Is In Newfoundland, the of different sizes or widths, In which ber of real "high brows” now In con
many quaint towns of the east coast case the dealer breaks two pairs for finement. The prison library has been
sending out almost all their men to them, giving them, to fit their feet, found absolutely Insufficient to supply
the north country Just as soon as the one shoe from each. In such cases the requirements of these highly Intel
lice opens a little In June. Early In the dealer matches up the two remain lectual prisoners, and the prize for
.that month the fishing schooners start ing shoes, one from each of two pairs. having such a select body must now
an their long run down the coast, Just as he would where he had broken come to this city. Instead of to the his
i dodging through the Ice fields, run- one pair to sell one shoe to a one toric old Charlestown Jail of cultured
jnlng Into port In face of a storm or legged man.
and astute Boston, which has hitherto
But a man doesn’t have to be one held the honor over all the cities of
F in d R e lie f in L y d ia E . Pink* a threatening Ice floe, and trusting
more to Providence than to aught else legged or to have feet of uneven sizes the country.
h a m ’s V e g e t a b le C o m p o u n d for their safety.
or shapes to make him ask the dealer
"A city or county Jail Is about the
It Is a fearsome run. that first trek to break a pair of shoes for him. Here last place In the world,” said Deputy
— T h e ir O w n S ta te m e n t?
northward, staking wooden bottom was a man with two perfectly good Warden John McNeil, "that anyone
S o T e s tify .
against grinding. Inexorable Ice, and feet who came Into the store where would aeek for a batch of the real,
many a Newoundland home Is empty he was accustomed to buy and who ilmon pure Intellectual giants known
Flatea, Pa. —“ When I wrote to you from a losing risk. But the seeming- wanted on this occasion one shoe. as ‘high brows,’ but we have a collec
first I was troubled with female weak- |y indolent, passive fisherman Is wil- Traveling In a sleeping car hla shoes
ness and backache, ling to take the chances to secure an had been mixed up with others and
and was so nervous | early choice of fishing ground. All he had got back one of his own and
that I would cry at gummer through he spends his days one of some other man's; a fact which
the least noise, it on the water, his evenings splitting he had not discovered until he was too
would startle me so. th« day's catch, and his nights In the far away from train and station to A TLANTA, Oa.—‘‘Dls here’s fer my
I began to take Ly- makeshift shacks that are deemed suf make return and setting things right
día E. Pinkham 's ficlent covering for the three or four possible; and now he came In to buy gang ergin," said an old negro mammy
the other day at the grill door of the
remedies, and I don’t ^ months season In that northland.
one shoe to match his own.
Tower.
have any more cry- j As few women now venture north,
She carried an old basket made of
ing spells. I sleep ¡j,e fishermen must perform all their
Woman’s Wit Saved Situation.
sound and my nor-j3wn wor|t in the treatment of the fish.
While a crowd of several hundred “splits,” which she handed Deputy
vousness is better. They are unable to leave the fishing men and women lined the banks of Sheriff John Suttles as he opened the
I will recom m en d o attend to the drying, with the result the Park river. Hartford. Conn., offer door. It was covered with a newspa
your medicines to all suffering women.” j
manjr 0f them tempt the fate of ing futile suggestions for three hours per. neatly folded, which he lifted at
— Mrs. M ary H a l s t e a d , Flatea, P a.,1 » winter sail along an inhospitable, one recent afternoon, as to how to res one corner.
"Why, what’s this?" asked the Jailer
Box 98.
deserted coast by remaining north cue a poor little puppy that had be-
Here is the report of another genuine until the middle of November, spend
__ , come marooned on an Ice floe, the In surprise as he saw Inside a salt ^ of
ease, which still further shows that Ly ing the last few weeks In carefully water had frozen on his hair and he >
clothe*, alternately striped with
dia E. Pinkham’a Vegetable Compound utilizing every ray of sunshine to yelped piteously as he ran sniffing a t; Broad bands of black and white, the
may be relied upon.
make the beat sale for their wares, the open water on all sides of his Ice | “ “ 'i0,™,.?* a ,9t°rk*a con,vif t
“It’s his suit,”
she explained. You
Walcott, N. Dakota. —“ I had Infirm- And then the fight back through the | Island. Human Society agents were
'* ” ~
(nation which caused pain in my side, ever thickening Ice and increasing j attracted by the crowd and got long see. hit’» dls way: Dat boy alius waa
and my back ached all the time. I was storms Is worse than the spring run planks with which to bridge the water overgrown for hla age. an’ when he
fust went out to de roads he was .
ao blue that I felt like crying if any one
Oddities of Fishing Villages.
----- the shore The puppy started over,
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even spoke to me. I took Lydia E.
A fishing village Is the quaintest. It. only to fall In to the water, from pow ful uncom' ta , caase d® cl° * *
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and ) raggedest spot on earth. City plan 1 which he scrambled back onto the Ice I w*lat **e had warn t like what h!s
began to gain right away. I continued nlng does not even reach the location floe. Then a woman solved the nrob-! mammY used ter make. Dey wag all
its use and now I am a well womarv' it ‘ the
and de pants
road rights. In
‘ ‘ house or the
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'lem . She ordered the men to strap *k,mpy *“ in “ “ the “ waist,
“
— Mrs. A melia D ahl , W a lc o t t , N. the Magdalen Islands, where tbs land two planka together and sent her own
tlghL Why, he said he Jes had
Dakota.
Is more level and there la soil enough pet dog across the planks to fetch a ter pull an’ tug every time he put ’em
If yon wsnt special advice write tt to make lt a consideration, the fish s-’.ck which she threw onto the floe. | on, and be shirts ain’t had no talla at
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confi houses are placed with some common After she had repeated this twice the *u-
dential) Lynn. Mass. Yonr letter will regard for a roadway. The bait and I lonely terrier understood and cau-1 "p>Pn wh* n
» o r « out. you see.
be opened, read and answered by I tackle and other odoriferous material tiously followed the other dog to shore a , P*a**°l ,ult was made, what fitted
an and L.'.J la strict conUdcnca .are kept In the Icwir story, and the I and safety.
Jhlm perxactlv. After dat he didn’t
N the conditions surrounding the
Industry of cod fishing there is
fascination for the inlander that
takes him back year after year.
And most interesting of all is the
I fisherman himself. I am not certain.
A s a rule, a few doses o f Munyon’ s Cold Remedy I writes W. Lacey Amy in the Toronto
will break up any cold and prevent pneumonia. It
relieves the head, throat and lungs almost in | Globe, but it really seems to be his
indifference to everything
stantly. Price 25 cents at any druggists or sent supreme
postpaid.
I hut the fish that makes him so attract
I f you need Medical advice write to Munyon’s ive.
Doctors. They will carefully diagnose your case
I I have wandered In and out among
and give you advice by mail, absolutely free.
Add re .-s Professor Munyon. 6od and Jefferson them where they do not see a visitor
streets, Philadelphia, Pa.
In a month; I have seen them empty
a boatload of shiny cod that equaled
a fortnight’s ordinary catch; I have
The Simpler Way.
watched them lift a large horse into
••Send for the business manager,* a tiny skiff where nothing save prayer
■aid the editor of a great magazine. appeared to offer any hope of its
~What’8 the trouble?” Inquired the reaching its destination, I have helped
contributing editor. “I want to tell
them carry into the steamer’s hospital
him that hereafter when we support men sick unto death, and have bade
a presidential candidate we’ll avoid
“good luck” to a patient returning
possible confusion and do It in display
from the hospital legless and helpless
type at regular advertising rates.”
In life’s fight; I have banded out food
to the starving from the steamer’s
A Toot.
to .
King Olnf—“What ho, varlet! Bring stores, and lt have .. heard . them refuse
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CURED IN ONE DAY
HOSTETTER’S
STOM ACH B ITTER S
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NERVOUS
DESPONDENT
WOMEN
MUSTANG
xa^a,-
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Owing to this decline of business
the steamship companies have had to
reduce the rents charged for the bar
bers’ shops on their liners, and In
some cases they have had to pay as
much as $40 a month to get tho pro
fessors of the tonsorlal art to go to
sea. Rene de Sans Soucl, one of the
most dignified sea going barbers, said:
“Yees, it ees verre sad. triste, eh,
for ze artiste of ze cheveux to the sea
in big sheeps for many days without
making the razor on face to go. I am
desole because for the rent and my
expenses.”
Sam Skeggs, another roving barber,
well known from the Hudson to the
Yukon, said that the barber business
on board ship since the advent of the
safety razor gave him the fantods.
"All I can do today,” said he, “ is to
cut hair and trim whiskers of pious
travelers who do not know how to
spend money or give tips."
FOR RANCHMEN.
| H. L. Corbin, So. Platte, Colo., write«!
“ I nm a stockm an here and if y o u lired
I near I could Rive y o u a b o x o f M ustang
Linim ent bottles w e have used u p on our
horses and cattle. We ride pretty hurd
here in the Rockies bu t Mustang Liniment
fixes the horses good as ever.”
I 25c. 50c. 51 a bottle at D ru g St Gen’ I Stores
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Human Brain Not Perfect.
Every man who holds a position sup-
posably knows Just how his work
should be done. He has been taught
every movement that Is necessary. He
works more or less by rule and he has
the experience and the methods of
every man who has ever done such
work to guide him. Yet mistakes will
be made. The brain is 80 per cent,
water, after all.
Wc Make You Competent to Earn
$25 to $50 per Week
to 8 WFoks. W o give com plete
o il'«- in driving, rep lirin«.
etc. nil kind« o f mitomoliilnw.
Ktery Htudent gi*t8 poifonal
attention nn<l Actual ro:i«l
ex|«4-rience.
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BelmonI
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& Garage,
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4orr¿ÍOn ai*..
K
Mon
l ‘ortiand. Oro.
Reward of Merit,
"I see one of our big corporations la
going to do something for Its old
clerks.” "Good enough! What form
will lt take?" “ Well, after a man has
tion that Is a wonder. The literary been with them 25 years, they’re go
talent and linguistic power of some ing to give him a gold stripe on his
of these prisoners Is simply marvel sleeve.”—Louisville Courler-JournaL
ous, and the strange part of it la how
men of such profound knowledge are One Way of Describing Americans.
not otherwise brainy enough to keep
Nowhere Is the architectural sense
out of Jail. If the average receipt of more rigorous and scholarly than In
such prisoners Is maintained lt will writers from the land of Babel-llke
be a strong argument for the ’low sky-abrasion.—London Saturday Re
brows’ ’ side, of whom we have a big view.
population.”
All told, there are a score of prison
ers now doing time In the prison who
W OODIARK s q u ' r r e L
are able to converse fluently In half
a dozen languages.
THE «RANO THAT K I L L S r U I D w M
As convincing proof of this, a pris Destroys Sage Rats. Squirrels, G ophers and
oner of Polish birth was brought out Prairie Dogs. Requires no m ixing or prenari
ays ready
ady for use. Deadliest o of f all.
al
to converse with an attache of the dis tion—Alw
Your
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m oney
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back if ____
not as
as claimed.
claimed.
trict attorney's office. The latter is C l a r k s , W o o d w a r d D r u q C o ., Portland, Ore.
somewhat of a linguist and boasts of
being able to converse In 12 different
He Recognized Her.
languages. The prisoner, who was
Three o'clock was the very earliest
formerly engaged as a foreign banker. the man could get up to the store,
Just went the young attorney three •o hla wife asked him to meet her
better. He demonstrated to the list then.
eners that he was as familiar with 15
”1 don't know In what department
different tongues as he Is with bis na ( shall be at that time," she said, "hut
tive chatter. There are others in Jail lust before three I will telephone to
equally fluent, too.
the clerk at the Information bureau
All of these prisoners demand high- near the main entrance and If you
class literature to peruse In their Idle will Juat step over and aak him he will
moments.
tell you where I am."
At two minutes past three the man
■ought Information aa to the where
abouts of hts wife
"I have a message,” said the
clerk, “from a woman who said her
• MB«
husband would Inquire for her about
three o’clock. Maybe It la for you.
8he said to tell you she bad gone to
Blank's store over on Sixth avenue
to finish her shopping because the
clerks In this store are Impudent, the
place Is 111 ventilated and ahs couldn’t
en d anything she wanted here anybow
and never has been able to find any
min’ so much de work, an’ when his thing here and this Is positively the
time was out dey let him bring lt last time she will ever try to find any-
home. Dat’s dem. He’ll want ’em er- !
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thing here. Of course, that might not
gtn. rm aho, «
h b o i; mammy will ^
bMQ your wlf#_ -
be satersfied about him
“Oh, yes,” said the man, ’’that was
"When was he arrested and what's her all right"—New York Sun.
hie name?”
"What's hla name? Oh. Julius WI1-
FILES CURED IN S TO It PA TS
yums. I ain't knowin’ when he was Yonr >tr-iv.-i.-t will refund money if PAZO OIWT*
14ENT fail* tc cure ary case o f Itchina. Blind.
‘rested, but I aint' seen him In er Bleeding
or Protruding Piles in 6 to U days. 60c
month, so I knows he's In Jail. I wants
him ter be fixed up right when he
Women as Preachers.
goes out You'll give ’em to him?"
One reason why women are forbid
The promise was made on the spot den to preach the gospel la that they
and the old woman left "satersfied.” woud persuade without argument and
When the basket was examined lt con reprove without giving offense.—John
tained the suit of stripes, generously Newton. ________________
made, an old broad-brim hat that will
Want Something to Exercise On.
keep the sun out of the eyes, rad a
Somehow or other the women who
pound cake with fancy Icing. It was
clearly of the kind that mother used feel that they were born to command
always get married — Exchange.
to make.
N e w P la n f o r C la s s ify in g P r is o n e r s
P
TRY
tlnued a resident of the home. She
Are the bowels
became ill five months ago and I was
THE
clogged?
assigned to wait on her.
"Well, we Just got to talking to
Is the blood
BITTERS
each other and decided that If younger j
folks could get married there wasn’t j
impoverished?
any crime for older ones to do the |
same. I wanted a wife and she want
ed a husband and we made up our
minds that if we had to be thrown out
into the cold world or anywhere else
we would get married. I found that
my heart was Just as susceptible
love as when I was a youth and a
will tone, strengthen and in
whole regiment cf Yankees couldn’t
vigorate the entire system
have stopped us, either.
and make you well again.
‘‘There were two other couples in
the Confederate Home who wanted to
get married. But there was a ban on
marriage in the home. Five days ago,
Ill-Disciplined Children.
a little more than a month after wo
The child allowed to follow the
were married, we were told we would path of least resistance, to turn aside
have to move out. My wife had asthr because of the most shadowy obstacles
ma and I wasn’t able to work, so wo In the road to accomplishment, Is the
were hard pressed for a place to stay father of the man who seeks sine
and something to eat. Now we have cures, who, with the most selfish sense
found a home where lt Isn’t any crime it self-preservation well developed,
to be married.”
stops at no mean or underhanded
The bride and groom were assigned method to save himself real work and
to a room at the county home. Mrs. honest effort
Starns lias lived in Jackson county
more than forty years. Mr. Starns has
been a resident of Missouri 70 years.
M E X IC A N
Tim es A r e B ad fo r Steam ship Barbers
N
I* the stomach
weak?
“ M a m m y ” T a k es S on ’s G a rb to Prison