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a>.il l.e will n«>t clmr*** you cnumna«ion.
A- « arlo«
’«* *»» to prtMNi the market lirico» ruling nrv a*
fill.
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DnuHII.il. lMeH> lie.
Konicml» r Hiulih w«n ■ iwmh I. fee Muff, Ha
will |>n> the ruling lunri el price at Thuitkagiv«
ing. t an .my oilier mau do wore? I think not.
Hwilh u»«*« more poultry than any other dealer
In the whole Northweat. He h «« V) markuta of
“ . ? f a * n<! " “ I'pliea other dealera aa well,
▲udrtaa all alupuiei.ta:
T R A N K L. S M IT H M E A T CO.
T lffh t ln * th e B e e f T ru a t"
PO RTLAND . OREGON
Discontent and Progress.
The pessimist who refuses to believe
In any advance Is quite &9 wrong as
the optimist who denies that there Is
pnv necessity for a forward movement.
Now. as alwavs. discontent Is a duty,
for It la condition precedent to prog
ress. It Is not discontent that throws
the dvnamlte bomb; it Is despair.—
Brander Matthews.
A Social Duty.
To send a box of candy, a book or a
box of flowers after having made a
short visit Is a tactful act which costs
little either In time or money. Only
a visiting card bearing no writing
may be enclosed.
KODAKS
W rite for cataknrues and literature.
D eveloping
and printing. Mail o rd er« given prom pt attention
Fortland Photo Supply Co.
P O R T L A N D . ORE.
C U f p | f l broken m achinery and canting«
n L f t Sib I f o f all kind« by a new procesa.
m aking them nn good aa new.
Machine work o f
all kinds. W e fix any old thing. PvrlUad Oxy-Acetylene
«eUai U a m 305 (Aua fc P W Maw 67W
t a t W Or.
„ COFFEE'
TEA SPICES
BAHINO POWDER
• EXTRACTS
JUST RIGHT
<HBE8SEm BH>
CLOSSFi a DETERS
PORTLAND. ORE, __J
RELIABLE DENTISTRY
REASONABLE RATES
t i l S a «I T m * M h .
$5.00
Bridge-work of Teeth with-
•ot hales
$3.50 to $5.00
Red Rubber Plaies «dy
$7.50
load Rubber Plates m I?..$5.00
Gold or Porcelli* tre m
...........
$3.50 lo $5.00 I
U M or Portola* Nktan. $1 O
Sitar Fiihwsoaiy
50c lo $1
Painless Kitraction only . . . . 50c
FREE when Plates are ordered
O ur W ork O uaranteeo
perfect
Special HtM’ntion fo out-of-town pntron».
Proii un a nontnl for api«ointm»nt. Out-of-town
work nonittleted in h day. No !x<tter work any
where Modern equipment. Kvery operator a
npecialint. Lady attendant.
THE NEW YORK DENTI8TS
DR. H. A 6TURDEVANT. Mgr
Hears; 8 «. ■. 1« 8 «.
Sandays, 9 a. b . tn 1 % ■
N. E. Car. Fourth and Mnrrisaa.
UP
EARTH
ROADS
Terrible Su fferin g
Queer Laundry Packare.
It 13 not uncommon for laundries to
receive rings and ether valuables with
the soiled linen from the'r customers,
but they seldom make such a discov
ery as one which has been made at
Fulham, Lnglaiul. When a basket of
linen was received from the country
a few days ago the sorters were
alarmed to see the upheavel of the
contents and hear a plaintive cry. The
linen was removed, and a black cat
was found bonath.
149 Third S treet
A Cortly Pet.
A rear or to ego e Montane bop
Prevailing System of Repairing High* enptur«<l a young squirrel and took
him home and made a pet of him. The
ways Woefully Deficient— No True
little animal was given free range of
Progress Results.
the house and aeemed content, and
Anyone who has given the subjec. his owner was several times offered
even the most cursory examination |2 for Mm. A few days rgo a roll of
j will readily agree that the prevailing flOO was missed, and, alter a long
system of repairing our earth roads bunt .It was found that the squirrel
once a year Is woefully deficient. Our had torn the bill« to pieces to make a
system of maintenance Is at the bot nest of. He was a fried squirrel next
tom of most of our road trouble and day.
it Is useless to expect better roails as
long as It remains In vogue. With the
present system our roads deteriorate
to such an extent that all the avail
E czem a All Over Baby’s Body.
able road funds are required to put
"When my baby was four months
the road back Into as good condition old his face broke out with eczema,
as it was when last repaired. In this and at sixteen months of age, his face,
way our roads remain at a standstill hands and arms were In a dreadful
state. The eczema spread all over his
and no true progress results.
body. We had to put a mask or cloth
In order to make our roadB good over his face and tie up his hands.
the greater part of the year a system Finally we g;ive him Hood'S larflA] l-
of continuous maintenance must be rilla and In a few months he was en
tirely cured. Today he Is a healthy
adopted.
Many have argued that boy.”
Mrs. Inez Lewis, Baring, Maine.
every farmer should keep in repair a
Hood’s Sarsaparilla cures blood dis
certain definite piece of road near his eases and builds up the system.
Get it today In usual liquid form or
farm but this system, although often
productive of a great deal of good, has chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs*
never been entirely successful. The
trouble Is that the farmer has too
A Portrait of Charles Anthon.
much important private business to
His outward personality was unique
attend to and cannot always give the and Impressive. He was a trifle unr
road his attention when the condition der the average height, erect as an
of the road requires it. Then too this Indian and Inclining to portliness.
system Is against the tendency of the His head waa superb and his feature*
times which is for division of labor strong and finely cut He was punc
and Intense specialization.
tiliously neat In his dress, the style
The present day farmer is a special of which was never varied. A short
ist in the true sense of the word. Hi sack coat hung straight from his am-
no longer concerns himself about the I pl© shoulders, merging In front into a
making of his shoes, clothing, tools or j black satin vest and an expanse of
other equipment; he no longer wor spotless linen, relieved only by a very
ries about the bringing of his mall small gold pin, the whole surmounted
and the time Is coming when he by a black satin stock and a high
should no longer bother about the di standing
collar with rounded cor
rect maintenance of his roads.
ners.— Columbia Quarterly.
The farmers' mall Is brought to his
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlntlcm's Soothing
door and he takes it as a matter of Syrup
tue lx*st remedy to use lox their cuUdreo
fact, stopping to consider the system )uriug ihe teething period.
which brings It there only when the
mall for some reason or other falls to
Records In Size.
appear. Likewise the Ideal system of
Th© largest theater Is the Pari»
road maintenance Is one by which the Opera house, covering three acres;
roads are kept in repair as auto te largest bronze statue, that of Pe-
matically but as surely as the dellv*
ir the Great in SL Petersburg, weigh-
ery of the rural mall.
1,100 tons. The biggest stone
LAtue is In Japan, 44 feet high; the
RAISING ONLY GOOD LAYERS largest college Is In Cairo, with over
ten thousand students and 310 teach
Healthy Fowls, Earlier Pullete and ers. Damascus has the honor of
Ing the oldest city.
Eggs When Moat Desired May
Be Obtained by Care.
If It’s Your Eye Use Pettit’s Eye SaKv
Do not blame your pullets this win for inflammation, stys, itching lids,
ter when they are not laying. You eye aches, defects o f vision and sensi
tive to strong lights. All druggists or
should have known Just which hens Howard Bros.
were furnishing the eggs from which
the pullets were hatched; the chances A Contemporary Opinion of Byron.
on the average farm are that the eggs
These poems ("Hours of Idleness” )
from the poorer layers were used Just completely
prove,
that
although
the same as those from the good lay George Gordon, I.ord Byron, a minor,
ers. Do not set eggs from the whole whose portrait we give, may be a
flock; gradually eliminate the drones. gentleman, an orator, or a statesman,
It Is surprising how large a propor unless he Improves wonderfully, he
tion of the average flock Is useless or can never be a poet.— From the Satir
worse than useless; the non-producers ist, London, 1S07.
are in the way of the workers and pre
vent them from doing their best.
The Truth at Last.
Mark or band the first thrifty pul
City Girl—"Oh, the darling little
lets to begin laying th's fall. During chickens. Just out of their shells! At
the early winter carefully note their what age are they ready for market?"
performance, aud from these banded Farmer—"Anywhere up to eight years,
hens and pullets make up your next lady."
year's breeding pen. You will be sur
prised at the Increased vigor and pro
I T C k I T C
MFTIISHTS ARI IR A K MARRI
ductiveness of your flock. If your D
■ A I C I « I O »ecure.).
Book o f accurst.
inform ation free on request.
hens are not responding to good treat ............
J. I . MOCK. 719 Board o! Trade Bldt. Portland, Or.
ment with a gooll average egg yield,
(L a t« ot U. 8. Patent Office. >N uahington, D. 0.)
try Increasing that average by cutting
out the non-producers. A well-bred,
SCHUMACHER EUR CO.
well-housed, well-fed, and well-cared M anufacturent o f Furs. R aw Furs bought and
for hen will lay 60 eggs during the «old. Furs remodeled a specialty. 209 Madiaor
three spring months, enough to pay St., bet. first and front Sts . Portland. O regor
her board for the entire year.
B E A V E R
E N G R A V I N G
C O .
Culling, selection, elimination, kept
constantly In mind, and continually
Q U A L I T Y C U T S musmriRs
practised, will mean healthier fowls,
earlier pullets, and eggs when then ¿First and Ankeny Sta. Portland, Or.
are most wanted.
KEEPING
S M IT H W A N T S
FARM NOTES.
* 3 , *3 so &
*4 S h o e s
:° wro Z: ik
B O Y S 'S H O E S ,$ 2 .0 0 ,$ 2 .BOA $3.OO
I V.L.Douoiam $3.00, $3.BO and $4.00
■ ho cm aro poaltlrmly the beat made
and moat popular ahooa to r tho price
In Amorloa , and ara tho m oot econom
ical mhoom fo r y o u to buy.
Do you rea lize that m y «h oc* h ave been the «tan-
la rd fo r over .30 veara, that I m ake and Fell m ore
$.■».00. $3.50 and . 91.00 <*ho«*H than any oth er manu
fa ctu rer in the U n ited States, and that D o l l a r f o r
D o lla r , I G u a r a n t e e m y S h o e * to hold th eir
shape, look ami fit b etter,'am i w ear lon ger than
any oth er $3.00, $3.50 o r $4.00 shoe* you can buy?
(Quality counts, and q u a lity ha* m ade my «lioe*
w hat they a r e — T l i e L e a d e r * o f t h e W o r l d .
Y ou w ill he ideaned when you buy m y shoe«
became* o f th e fit and appearanee, ami when it
coin e« tim e fo r you to purchane an oth er p air, you
w ill be m ore than pleased because the fast on e«
wore no w e ll, amt gave you •*«» much com fort.
C A U T I O N ! None genuine without W. I,.Dougins name
anil price stAinpeil on bottom. TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE.
If your dealer cannot supply you with W . 1„ Douglas
Shoe«, write for Mall Order Catal >g.
W. L. DOUGLAS, I4S Spark Street. Breckteo. Maas.
Conscious of Superiority.
“Wiggins seems exce< dlngly self-
confident.” “ Yes. He has Just bought
an encyclopedia and feels that If he
doesn't know more than any of the
rest of us he can whenever be
chooses.”
Dangerous coughs. Extremely
perilous coughs. Coughs that
rasp and tear the throat and
lungs. Coughs that shake the
whole body. You need a regu
lar medicine, a doctor’s medi
cine, for such a cough. Ask
your doctor about A y e r ’s
Cherry Pectoral.
A ijers
A manure spreader Is a great Insti
tution on the farm, but the good it
does Is in direct proportion to the
amount It Is used.
Much valuable manure Is lost In
poorly arranged stables, where It Is
Impossible to save or recover the
liquids.
The native wild grasses that clothe
the prairies of the northwest make as
valuable hay as any true grasses
known.
Feed Is too high to allow unprofit
able animals to consume It when pay
ing cows can be obtained for the
same amount of money.
One great advantage sweet clover
has over a great many crops Is that It
will keep In check most all of the
obnoxious weeds with which we are
troubled.
Any food doctor will tell you that a medi-
cine ! Tike
like Ayer’
Ayer's s Cherry Pectoral cannot
do its best work if the bowels are con
stipated. Ask y o ^ doctor if he knows
anything better than Ayer’ s Pills for cor-
tcttngtnis
rectine
this sluggishnese of (be liver.
k > a »t -d- adssO»..
S T R IN G A N D B A N D
IN S T R U M E N T S
A ll Sheet Music 15c.
tended to.
Mail orders ca refu lly at
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127 Filth St., Portland, Or.
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FILL-O
I f you have aching: teeth or cavities and you are
too nervous fo r the dental ordeal, try Fill-O. the
home dentist. A t d ru ggists or by mail. 50c.
FILL 0 NFG CO.. 351 tapir' Bid«., tan k W iA
Blum aer-Frank D rug Co., distributors fo r Oregon
EARN
an
ORCHARD
HOOD R IV E R ORCHARD LAN D
for sale by owner; choice ten acres 9J
miles from city, elevation about 1,600
feet, almost level, red shot soil, two
acres six-year-old trees; balance raw
state. Price $1,700, easy terms. To
reliable party will give work clearing
Poultry Manure for Orchards.
and caring for adjoining ten acres,
amount
to apply on purchase price. Ad
Adjoining our poultry building la an
apple orchard of 11 acres. Under each dress P. O. Box 131, Portland, or phone
tree we have been putting about a A 5374.
bushel of poultry manure. Bays a wri
ter In an exchange. W e hare planned,
however, to build a cement floor
building which will hold several loads
of manure. W e use land plaster on the
propping board and clean frequently,
when we will get two or three loads
and we draw out and spread on tho
field. The litter In our buildings Is ta
ken out every three weeks and spread
directly on the Held.
Cow a Home Builder.
When the manure Is properly han
dled so that none of Its fertilizing
value la lost, dairying will maintain
| your farm In Ita virgin fertility Indefi
nitely. The selling of butter fat re
move* practically no fertility from the
farm. Although Ita selling price Is ex
tremely high It contains none of the
valuable fertilising elements, nitrogen,
phosphorus or potash.
In estimating the returns from
dairying the Item of soli fertility must
not be overlooked if we are to come to
the correct conclusion as to the great
value of the dairy cow. She la indeed
the home bunder, the soil saver, the
"rich man's luxury and the poor man's
friend.”
W « publish o a r fo rin u lu
W o banish alcohol
from oar mod loin so
W o u fgo yow lo
oonoalt your
doctor
CUT RATE MUSIC HOUSE
Bod on Hilly Orchard.
Orchajdlste on very hilly land have
good success with orchards by mow
ing the grass one or more times each
1 year and either leaving the mowings
I on the ground or raking them up and I
I placing them about the trees. In this
way no fertility Is taken from the or- j
chard soil. The annual growth of
grass furnishes the fertiliser.
DOCTOR
MAKES
A MISTAKE
Good Story Told of a Popular Phyak
clan Who Made Blunder in Sending
Out Two Parcels.
A droll story U told of one of thi
most popular physicians In Vienna. He
was not a little astonished at the con
tents of two letters which he received
lately. They stated. In terms the r *
verse of flattering, that his drugs had
not merely done no good, but had act
ually Aggravated the troubles they
were mentioned to cure.
The doctor consulted his notebook,
and the truth at once dawned upon
him. About six weeks ago, an actress,
a brunette, then performing in the
“ Merry Widow,” called upon him. Her
beauty was of the Spanish type, and a
perceptible down which shaded the
finely formed upper lip of the actress
had daily begun to grow darker. She
timidly stated her case and besought
the doctor to give her a remedy for
the unwelcome growth. The doctor
promised to send her a remedy with
the utmost privacy.
Immediately after the actress had
gone a young lieutenant came in to
consult the physician. In grave tones
he told his tale of woe. The faint in
dications of his mustache. In spite of
all his efforts, would not develop as
rapidly as he desired.
The doctor
laughingly undertook to help him out
of his difficulty, and promised the
young lieutenant, who was trying in
vain to curl the ends of his mustache,
to send the remedy to his address by
a trusty messenger
The scales now fell from the doctor’s
eyes.
Either he himself or his mes
senger had exchanged the small par
cels containing such opposite reme
dies— thence the bitter complaints and
reproaches.
The drugs had, the doc
tor found, acted most effectually. The
actress was obliged to have recourse
to soap and razor to get rid of the lux
urlant growth on her upper lip, while
the lieutenant was ready to tear out
the hair of his head at the loss of the
*ew straggling hairs of his mustache
Outdoor Life Necessary.
The longeat-llved men are those en
gaged In healthy outdoor occupations
such as farming, simply because they
lead an active, muscular life In the
open air.
Bodily active keeps at bay the dis
eases of sedentary middle life. Gout
and rheumatism He In wait for the
man who does not walk live miles in
the week, who hates games and be
lieves that golf and tennis are silly
and a waste of time.
It Is the active, busy woman who
keeps her complexion when she Is past
forty years of age, and girls twenty
years her Junior grow sallow and
anaemic for lack of outdoor exercise.
You must live a sedentary life, you
say? W e don’t belleev It. Even II
your day Is spent In an office or a
shop, you have the early morning for
a cold bath, and twenty minutes with
dumb-bells. You have your evenings,
tnd you have your week-ends.
He Qot a Permanent Cure.
The various rulings of the commie
slons and departments at Washington
are oftentimes thought to be arbitrary
and unnecessary. No less a personage
than David Starr Jordan Joked about
the laws of the International Fisheries
commission.
"The fish there have no chance," be
lamented; "they have as hard a time
of it as the whites In the Interior ol
China.
“ A druggist there Bald to his clerk
one day:
" ’Didn’t I see a foreign devil come
out of here as I came down the street?'
*’ 'Yes, sir.’ the clerk meekly re
sponded. ‘He wanted a permanent
cure for headache.'
” ‘And you sold him----- ’
“ ’Rat poison, sir.’ ” — From "Affairs
at Washington," by Joe Mitchell Chap
pie, In the National Magazine.
and
BELLS
Patriotism.
" I know a fellow,” remarked the
STARED AT PROF. BRANEFCG man on the car, "who says that every
time he hears a band play ’Yankee
Absent-Minded
Pedagogue
Dldn‘» Doodle’ he can feel the goose pimples
creeping all over him, and yet It takes
Know Whether He Had Put Baby
a precinct committeeman to drag him
or W lfe’a Hat In Ovan.
to poll« on registration day."
The people didn't merely look at
Professor Branefog— they Btared. He
knew he was absent-minded at times,
and he wondered whether he had rub
bed his face with boot polish Instead
Witch Hazel
of cold cream after he had shaved, or
whether he had forgotten to change
his dressing-gown for his frock-coat
But a kindly policeman put things
right.
is more soothing than
"Are you aware, sir, that you are
^
Cold Cream; more heal
carrying a Joint of beef in your arm»?’’
ing than any lotion, lini
be asked.
"Goodness m e!” said the professor.
ment or salve; more beau
“ I knew something was wrong. My
tifying than any cosmetic.
wife told me to put her Sunday bat
on the bed. to place this roast In the
oven, and to take the baby and the
dog for a walk ”
Money end Earning.
“ You've not put the baby In the
Feuds of this nature, though too fre
oven, surely T' said th* law's guardian.
'T put something In It," said Brane quent In the country, are very fatal to
fog; “ but I don’t know whether It was the ordinary people, who are so used
to be dazzled with riches that they
the baby or the dog."
With bated breath they hurried to pay as much deference to the under-
the professor’s house. Here, on the standing of a man of estate aa of a
bed, lay the baby and the dog; but It man of learning; and are very hardly
was Just as bad for Branefog. It was brought to regard any truth, how Im
his wife’s Sunday hat that was In the portant soever It may be, that Is preach
ed to them, when they know there are
oven!
several men of five hundred a year
who do not believe I t —Joseph Ad-
FORCE OF HABIT.
Bison.
__________________
M unyons
Soap -
OLD SOLDIER WISHES TO HELP
SUFFERERS FROM KIDNEY, LIVER
AND BLADDER TROUBLES.
b
e name
to rem err —
notwl * r*n
TAKE NONE BUT THE BEST
and that will be hoste»!»
ter’s Stoma* h Bitters everY
time. This is the opinio 1
1
of the thousands who have
taken it during the pas*
57 years.
It is a real
leader as a tonic, stomach
remedy aud appetizer. Try
a bottle today.
It is for
Poor Appetite, headache,
In d ige stio n , D y s p e p s ia ,
Colds, Grippe and Malaria,
Fever and Ague.
Always
insist on
OSTETTER’
CELEBRATED
STOMACH
BITTER
Pasteur's Revenge.
In that one of the hundred best
books Vallery-Radot’s “Life oi Pas
teur“ w© read the story of hls misery.
It Is nothing to say that the war
nearly broke hls heart. But It broke
neither hls faith nor th© straight line
of hls work. Only a sort of rage pos
sessed him to redeem and consol©
France by working for her. “ Hence
forth,“ h© said, “ every on© of my
books shall have written on it these
words, Revenge, reverge, revenge."
And this was his revenge, to set the
name of Prance In the honors list of
©ckenr© higher than ever; to give th©
vest of hls life to her service, and to
wear himself out for her sako.
The Domestic Band.
Father Is an adept at blowing hls
own trumpet, while mother Is equally
expert at harping on one string. Moth
er-in-law has to play second fiddle, and
Aunt Jane leads a humdrum exist
ence.
Grandpa gives every night a
solo on his nasal organ, without stops;
uncle spends hls time In wetting hls
whistle, John Is foud of hls pipe, and
Emily Is forever ringing the changes
on her lovers—and I’m a bit of a lyr©
myself.— Judge.
H O W A R D E. BURTON - Awayer «n-1 Chemlnt,
* i Leailville. Colorado. Specimen price«: Gold,
Leud. Î1. Gold. S il'e r, 75c; Gold. 5Uc: Zino
I am frequently troubled with kidney Silver.
or Copper, fl. M ailinv envelo|«eii and fu ll prieoliB*
and bladder trouble, especially in the sent on appnp« t i ° n- Control wot U ninir« work ao»
Spring and Fall. Being an old Veteran Halted. Reference: Carbonate National ‘tank.
of the Civil War, a little exposure or
cold settles on my kidneys, and then I
am laid up with kidney or bladder
For Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eye« aoJ
trouble. Your Swamp-Root was recom
G R A N U L A T E D E Y E L ID S
mended to me a number of years ago,
and I took a number of bottles of it Murine Doesn 't Smart—Soothes Eye Pain
and was more than pleased with the re DreteWe Sell M.H m Era l . a j * . U a U . ZSc. 50c. tl.M
sults.
I consider Swamp-Root the Mucin. Era Salra. in A ..p lic T u b ... 2Sc. «1.00
greatest and best kidney medicine on E Y E B O O K S A N D A D V IC E F R E E B Y H A I L
the market and it never fails to give M u r in e E y e R e m e d y C o . , C h ic a g o
quick results in kidney trouble, bladder
trouble and lame back.
Dr. K ilm er’s Swamp-Root has done X I
me so much good that I feel if any
words of mine will be the means of s
relieving any poor sufferers, that you
are at liberty to use this letter as you
see fit.
Yourn very truly,
b y m ail fo r t h o «« w ho cannot attend in
person. A l l instrnction, including final
GEORGE W. ATCHLEY.
examinations, la F K K E .
F o r teacher«,
State of Iowa,
Des Moines, la.
■ in d en t« preparing fo r college or nnlvend
Polk County, ss.
«n e clubsTgrange«, eng'neorn and
ty. w
examine-
home makers. H o preTiminary
.
A. R. Hansen, a retail druggist of this
tion
m is required.
requii
This mail course
city being first duly sworn deposes and
op p ortu n ity fo r you.
says, that he is well acquainted with
Bead tor a d escrip tive bulletin to tho
George W. Atchley who gave the above
Correspondence Study Doparti
testimonial; that said Atchley made and
U n iv e r s ity o f O r e g o n
signed said testimonial in my presence
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and that I have sold said Atchley a
part of the Swamp-Root referred to in
above testimonial. Affiant further says
that George W. Atchley is a well known
citizen of this city and an honorable
man, and that it was Mr. Atchley’s de
sire to give said testimonial.
W ith thoae yon have leen In the habit o f paylne.
d you will nee that we offer >oa a anhatantln! wav-
a . i: ii i m n r .
gon all work and yon cannot get better puinleM
work anywhere, no matter how much you pay.
Subscribed to in my presence, and
I W e flnlfth plate and
sworn to before me, this 23rd of March,
bride* work fo r out«
1009.
E. .T, FISK. N o tify Public.
¡o f-to w n Patrons la
SY K3UR1HE EYE REMED
Y
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For the Ambitious—
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Proepectlve Purchaser— la that a
good automobile?
Dealer (who used to sell horses)—
Why, sir, that automobile Is so gentle
It will eat out of your hand.
Hava Ue Bluffed.
"You give your opponent an ad
vantage If you let him know you are
afraid.” remarked the morallzer.
"Perhaps,” rejoined the demoralizer,
"that Is why the microbes And us
’ uch easy marks."
Babes Couldn't See the Point.
W ells got an Idea the other day, and,
calling hls children around him, he
said:
“ Now, my babes, I want to ask you a
question, to see how smart you are, for
I want you to grow up smart business
men.”
"Propound, old gent,” said the eld
est.
"That's disrespectful,” said W ells;
“ but here's the question: What Is the
greatest grain elevator In the coun
try?”
Hls babes scratched their heads, ex
amined their toes, and finally “ guv It
up."
"W hy, yeast, you blockheads, you!
Humph! It’s queer I can’t have smart
young una like other people!"— Ex-
"hange.
Lack of Courtesy.
"Did the official in the case make
an eicuse to hls convict client for
not getting hls release?”
"N o excuse; didn’t even beg hls
pardon.”
The Wisdom of Solomon.
“ I don’t see any sense In referring
to the wisdom of Solomon,” eald the
man smartly. "H e had a thousand
wives.”
“ Yea,” answered the woman tartly,
“he learned hls wisdom from them.”
Choice of Evils.
"Don't you know,” said th* young
widow, "that a bachelor Is an object
of public derision?”
"1 have heard so," rejoined the old
bachelor, “ and I have also heard that
a married man gets hit at home.”
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me day i f duaired.
Pninlewi o i traction
_ri*e when plat«« or
¡bridge work ia order«
®d. Consultation Ire«.
L ' t t r to
r.\ Kilmer à Oo.
Binghamton. N, V.
No Stint.
Miss Gabbles— Yes. I Invariably
weigh my words.
Mr. Blunt— Well. It’s a safe bet that
you have never been accused of giv
ing short weight.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do for You
Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. It will
convince anyone. You will also receive
a booklet of valuable information, tell
ing all about the kidneys and bladder.
When writing, be sure and mention this
paper.
For sale at all drug stores.
Pnc© fifty-rents and one-dollar.
Pessimistic.
"I think my boy will be a poet whei,
he grows up.’’
“Oh, don’t be pessimistic; he may
'urn out to be a useful citizen.”
Honor Trees and Plants.
The Siamese always offer libations
to trees before cutting them down.
Th© natives of Sumatra pay special
honor to certain trees supposed to
embody the wood spirits, while th© in
habitants of th© 8oclety Islands pay
similar respect to some plants.
Molar Crowns $ 5.00
2 2 t.B ta r«T M tt4 .0 0
1.00
Gold Filling«
Enamel Filling« 1.00
Silver Filling«
.50
Good Rubbor
_
Plat««
5.00
Best Rod Rubber _ m0k
Plat««
7.50
Palnloaa Extr’tion .50
L W .L Wltl. N m k t ii
<1 ? I >n imaiimo ia n
■ U T M IT H O D «
A l l w o rk fu lly guaranteed fo r fifteen y e a n .
W ise Dental C o . , i » c .
Painless Dentists
rsKIm Building. Third and Washington. P0RTUN0, M L
O t t M ls a n : • A. M. to « T M. S ta ters. • ts 1
C. Gee Wo
Headache
**My father hss been s sufferer from sick
headache for the last twenty-five years and
never found any relief until he began
taking your Cascarets. Since he has
begun taking Cascarets he has never had
the headache. They have entirely cured
Obliging.
Just as He Slid.
him. Cascarets do what you recommend
them to do. I will give you the privilege
"Is this where John Jones live*?"
"When you sold me that family
horse you said he would eat anything.”
"No, this Is bis home; but you can of using his name.” — K. M. Dickson,
‘‘W ell, doesn’t he?"
come In and call up hls club if you Iiao Resiner St., W. Indianapolis, Ind.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good.
“ He does more. He eats everything.* want to."
Poesy and Butin***.
Knocking.
"Sweet or* th* us*« of sd rerilty.“
“ He told her something eh* never
»J t h * poet *»ys. "T e * —th* poet * u had heard beforo."
writing sn ad for sugar-*ost*d pill*,
"Did he tell her that ahe woe pret.
probably.”— Cleveland Leader.
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U n ib e r é it ?
e d u c a tio n '
Compare Our Prices
Its Nature.
“It Is a wonder that oil Is such a
big affair In the days' news."
"W hy should It not be?"
"Because It is such a puerile mat
ter.’’
Had th* Goods.
Women In True Colore.
Eight or nine women, assembled at
"See here, old chap,” said the Irate
luncheon, were discussing ailments j summer boarder, "you advertised
and operations as eight or nine, or one plenty of *hsde. Where Is It?"
or two, or sixty or seventy women will.
“ In th’ parlor, mister,” explained
The talk rang though angina pectoris, the nirsl landlord. "E r ’ry one ur th’
torpid liver, tuberculosis and kindred three lamp* In thar’s got a (hade, by
happy topics.
gross I"
" I thought," commented the guest of
A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE honor, "that I bad been Invited to a
Another Prosperity Victim.
CUT RATES IN
luncheon and not to an organ recital."
"A ll the summer long you were
PAHLCSS DENTISTRY — Everybody’s.
growling about bard tlmea, but how
P a in le s s K a t r a c t lo n ....... F ree
does th* world look now?”
S ilv e r F i l l i n g » ...................... 50e
O oid F i l l i n g » ........................ ,75c
Not What 8he Meant,
"Ah, m el" he groaned. "There’s no
22 K. OoM C r o w n * .................S3
“
Did
you
advertise
for
a
girl?“
hope In I t We air now afflicted with
P o rc e la in C r o w n * .............. S3
M o la r G old C r o w n * ............ S4
“ Yes, I want a girl to scrub.“
more prosperity than ws kin git away
B rid g e W o r k , »2 K. G o l l .. S3
**I don't need scrubbing, and when I v lth !"
In la y F ill* . P u re O o ld ....... S2
V e r y N ic e R u b b er P la t a . , Si do I con scrub myself.**
B e »t R u b b er P la te on E a r th .................................. t f l
Quoor.
A L L T H IS W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D .
D on’ t th ro w you r m oney aw ay. A d olla r aaved
Partly Visible.
"H e’s not at oil Ilk* the other fel
la tw odotlara earned. O ur o rig in a l raiial'la M odern
“ W hy so pensive, ChollyT** 4
lows.”
Painleaa M ethod* and our p e r fe c te d office equip
m ent aavea on tim e and yo u r m oney.
“ Oh. I ’m lost In thought.”
"W hat’s the matter T"
BOSTON D E N T IS T S . 3 t h * H a r r i . a a . P o r t la n d
“
N
ot
entirely.
I
can
see
your
e«._
"H e’s just bought a new home with
fr.tr.nee 201 O Morriaon. opfonirr PoeolSce and Meier a
Frank. EsaMtthed la Portland 10 year*. Open rvrniiwa ■ticking
out'*—Louisville
Courier- * large back yard and he eaye be has
•aril I aad Saaday* until 12.10. lor people who work.
Journal.
no Intention of raising chickens.”
—
A Doubtful Mimuw,
(■ Mias Wood’s kindergarten elaa*
«te r* were eight pupils, lour girls am
(our boys. One of the boys, however
had not yet reached the estate of kilts
not to mention trousers. Accordingly
when little Susan Phelps was asked b)
• visitor to tell how many boys and
bow many girls thers were, her con
fused reasoning went as follows:
’’There’» eight, one, two. three, four
five, six, seven, eight. Miss Elliott,” sht
replied.
"And If he’s a girl” —sh<
pointed at one who wore dresses In
stead of manly garb— "why. there’i
five girls, and one, two, three boys
But If she’s a boy, there’s one, two
three, four girls, and one, two—foul
boys.
She’s really a boy, you know
Miss Elliot," she conflded, In conclu
aion.— Youth's Companion.
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Doctor
T h !« wondeful man haa
made a life study of tha
p rop erties o f R oot«,
H erb s and B ark«, and
i« g iv in g th e w orld tha
benefit o f his services.
N o Mercury, Poisons
or D rugs U sed. N o
Operations o r Cutting
Guarantees to cu rs O starrh, Asthm a, L u n g,
Stom ach and K id n ey troubles, and a ll P rlv a ta
Diseam s o f M n and Women.
A SUR*: C A NCE R CURE
Do Good. N e v e r Sick«n. W eaken or G rip«.
10c, 26c, 80c. N e v e r «old in bulk. The iren-
alne tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
cure o r jrour money back.
Ju st received fro m P ekin . C hina— serf«, surs
and reliable. U - fa ilin g in its works.
I f you cannot call, w r its fo r sym ptom blank
and circular. Inclose 4 cents in «ta m p «.
C O N SU LTATIO N TREC
K j ê e l e y O ALCOHOL
P IU M — TOB AC C O
1 6 2 H Tirst St., c o r . M orrison , P o rtla n d , O r.
Habits Prwftlvplr Cart'd.
Only nnthori/.<*<! Keeler In«
atitate In Oregon. W rite
f->r Illustrated < ir‘ a!ar.
No. 47—'10
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P O R T L A N D ,O R E G O N .
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The Chinese
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
T H E N w r i t i n g to a d v n r t ls o r s p lo a s o
m e n tio n t h l « p a p e r .
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"Fighting the Dental Trust”
F irst—By locating on th e EAST SIDE, w h ere our e x p e n ««« are very low, actually doing
the h igh eet cla«a o f d e ig a l w ork fo r much lens than the big W eet S ide Parlors.”
Second —Remember, w s have no hired den tints, no so-called "sp ecialists” nor students,
w s d o our ow n w ork.
T h ird — W e do not ch arge Y O U $20 and then sell the name th in g to som e one e l«e fo r 15,
That j«^-h at we mean when we aay O N E L O W
P R IC E , T H E S A M E T O A L L
W s Cheerfully Examine and Estimate Your W o r k Tree.
The Big past Side One-Price Dentists
Corner Union A v *. and East Morrison
O ffio . H ears— B . . m. to * p m.
Funrinn. » to 1.
DUS. K E U t E T A P I T T I N G E *
W * have lived In Oregon and Portland more than 25 years.