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m an. w ho m ade a c a ll In th e c o u n try
an d w aa a b o u t to be In tro d u ced to th e
I fam ily, s a id : "Ah. xe lad les! Z en I
vould before. If you please, v tsh to
p u rify m in e 'an d s an d to sw eep m in e
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M uch G overned.
"W hy do you c a ll up a t th a t box,
m y m an ?"
"T o le a rn w h a t n ew law s b a r e b een
p asse d s in e . I w e n t on d u ty ,” an-
sw e re d th e policem an.
THEN
A MAN IS A F A I L U R E
W hen ha v a lu e s su c c e ss m o re th a n
c h a r a c te r an d self-respect.
W hen he h a s no confidence in him
self n o r In hia fellow m en.
W hen he doe» n ot tr y to m a k e nla
w o rk a li t t le b e tte r ea c h day.
W hen he loves hia ow n p la n s an d
In te re s ts m ore th a n h u m a n ity .
W hen h e tr ie s to r u le o th e r s by
b u lly in g In ste a d of by exam ple.
W hen he know s t h a t he le In the
w rong, b u t la a f ra id to a d m it It.
W hen h ia frien d » lik e h im fo r w h at
he h a s m o re th a n for w h a t he la.
W hen be valuee w e a lth above h e a lth ,
self-resp ect, a n d th e good o p in io n of
other».
W hen he Is ao busy d o in g t h a t he
haa no tim e for sm ile s a n d ch eerin g
w ords.
W hen he Is ao b u rd e n e d by hia bust
n ess t h a t he finds no tim e fo r r e s t and
re c re a tio n .
W hen he leta a d ay go by w ith o u t
m a k in g som e o n e h a p p ie r an d m ore
co m fo rtab le.
W hen he en v ies o th e r s b ecau se they
h av e m o re a b ility , ta le n t, o r w ealth
th a n b s h a a
W hen he becom es so ab so rb ed In h it
w ork t h a t he c a n n o t see t h a t life le
g re a te r th a n w ork.
W hen be does n ot c a re w h a t h ap p en s
to h is n e ig h b o r o r to h is frie n d sc
long aa he la p rosperous.
DINING WITH NEGUS
U N IQ U E R O Y A L FE A ST GIVEN IN
A B Y S S IN IA .
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HJs Subjects W ho C are to At­
tend—Ceremonial a S tra n g s
One.
T h e new N e g u s of A byssinia, lik e
h is p re d u c ss o r o n th e th ro n e b efo re
him , g iv es a p u b lic d in n e r to all of hia
s u b je c ts o n c e a w eek , w hen th e y m ay
fe a s t to th e ir h e a r ts ' c o n te n t. On th e
th r e e a n n u a l fe s tiv a ls th is " g b e b e r”
LTHE KEYSTONEj
H a v e y o u r te e th o u t a r d p la te a n d b rid g o w o rk
beco m es a sp e c ta c le pro b ab ly u n ­
d o n e . F o r o u t - o f - to w n p a t r o n s w e lin ia h p l a t e
TO
HEALTH
• n d b r id g e w o r k in o n e d a y Uf n e c e s s a r y .
eq u aled In th e a n n a ls o f co u rt d in n e rs.
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w h en th e E u ro p e a n v isito rs, th e flrBt
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w ho h a s e x p e c te d e ith e r th e food o f
and sluggish liver. T ake
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p rim itiv e m an o r th e concoction» of a
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such ills a n d g re a tly im ­
o f a n a rm y Is still a m o st Im p o rtan t
fow ls. T h e ta b le se rv ic e Is a c u rio u s
p a r t of Its eq u ip m en t. T h o se whom
proves your gen eral health .
m e d le y o f co stly , b e a u tifu l gold v e s se ls
th e R o m an s called S c y th ia n s w ore
a n d b ro k e n c ro c k e ry of th e c h e a p e s t
ro u g h sh e e p sk in b oots an d th e O auls
kind. T h e E u ro p e a n s u se k n iv e s an d
w e re a lre a d y n o ted for th e ir w ooden
H e re d ita ry In stln ot.
fo rk s , th e A b y s sln la n s a re fed by
so les.
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W h en baby tu r n s aw ay from th e
sla v e s.
A s tr a n g e sile n c e p e rv a d e s
am ia b le v isito r w ho Is try in g to m ake
T h e Real In ju ry .
th e room d u rin g th e th r e e h o u rs fro m
“You k n o w th e fa te o f th e p itc h e r frien d s, an d r u s h e s to m o th e r and
10 a. m . to 1 p. m . w hile th e f e a s t Is
t h a t goee to th e w ell too o fte n ." "G o­ b u rlee h is face In h e r s k irts , h e Is do­
g o in g on, an d y ou h e a r th e d is ta n t
in g to th e w ell n e v e r h u r t a p itc h e r ing ex actly w h a t It w as w ise fo r chll-
so u n d of th e g r e a t cro w d w aitin g im ­
p a tie n tly fo r a d m itta n c e , an d th e b e a t­
y et. I f * g oing to th e c o m e r salo o n d red to do In th e a n c ie n t fo re s t, w hen
t h a t se n d s him b ack to th e b u sh s tr a n g e r nnd d a n g e r w ere th e sa m e
in g of th e d ru m s In h o n o r of th e a rc h ,
th in g , and n ot JuBt rh y m es a s th ey
le a g u e s ." — P h ila d e lp h ia L edger.
a n g e l G a b rie l a t th e c h u rc h close by.
a re now . __________________
T h e m o m e n t th e E u ro p e a n s h a v e
A T e st of 8 h a k e s p e n re .
en d e d th e ir m e a l th e c u r ta in s a r e
M ontana C ity H olds R ecord.
A frie n d of fa th e r's to ld m e t h a t is
d ra w n a s id e a n d th ro u g h e v e ry d o o r
M iles C ity, M ontana, holds th e ret,
th e on ly te s t to apply In co n sid erin g
th e s tre a m of n a tiv e s p o u rs In. T h e re
w hich p a r ts of th e d o u b tfu l p lay s are ord for v a ria tio n In te m p e ra tu re . T he
a r e 80 ta b le s , ea c h o n e In c h a rg e of
g e n u in e . . . . " if you w a n t to read h ig h e st te m p e r a tu re reco rd ed th e r e Is
a n o v e rs e e r an d fo u r a s s is ta n ts , an d
It. It’s S h a k e s p e n re ; an d If you don't, 111 deg., w hich Is w ith in 8 deg. of th e
fro m five to six th o u sa n d A b y ssln lan s
h ig h e st reco rd ed In the U nited S ta te s.
It Is n 't." — T h e S p e c ta to r.
a re In a n In c re d ib ly s h o r t tim e e n ­
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g aged In fe ed in g an d ta lk in g a t th e
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th e s e tw o ex-
S ilv e r, L o a d . SI. U o ld .
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o r C o p p er, 11. M vllln « en v e lo p e« a n d f u l l pri.- .i lin t tre m e s la 17S deg., w hich Is a record.
w ho a r e k e p t h a rd a t w o rk su p p ly in g
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T h e y e a t e n o rm o u s q u a n titie s of b o th ,
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F IL L -O
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tr ic la m p s used co m m ercially In t h a t R e ttlg . In s te a d of h av in g fo r th e en ­
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silv e r fo r exchange.
u s f o r i n f o r m a ti o n .
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183 M adison S t .
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PAINLESS DENTISTRY
c la re s t h a t h e h a s solved th e p ro b lem
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T h e d eclared e x p o rts fro m S m y rn a
(s tw o d o lla ra e a rn e d . O u r o r ig in a l re lia b le M o d e rn
w ho p a s se d o v e r a c e rta in p o rtio n of
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• O S T O N D E N T I S T S . 5 t h V. M o r r i s o n . P e r t l a n d
q u ite In v o lu n ta rily a s o r t of m odified
G E O . C . H O G A N . M g r.
Entrance 291 V% M orrison, opposite Postolfice and M eier a
O pium sh ip m en t* In c re a se d from $411,- h o rn p ip e . A crow d g a th e re d , an d
Frank. Established in Portland 10 years. Open evening*
46 North Sixth Si.
PORTLAND. ORE 684 to $1.091,050 a n d c a rp e ts fro m
until 8 and Sundaya until 12*30. for people who work.
p r e s e n tly p o licem en a p p e a re d o n th e
$149.278 to $349.129, a n d tobacco fro m sc e n e . B u t e v e n officers of th e law
$257.831 to $430.136
w ho p a s se d th e o v e r sp o t h a d to be-
M rs. M ary B ru en , m o th e r of th e R ev ­ h a v e lik e o th e r people. T h ey Jum ped
e re n d J de H a r t B ru e n , p a s to r of th e aw a y fro m th e d a n g e r zone a s th o u g h
F i r s t P re s b y te ria n C h u rch of B elvl- th ey w e re tr e a d in g on h o t b ric k s. T he
d ere, N J . Is 84 y e a r s old a n d h a s e x p la n a tio n of th e affa ir la th a t th e re
whether she attends college or goes to business, needs the sp e n t seventy-tw o y e a r s of h e r life In w as a s lig h t leak ag e In th e e le c tric
Perfection Oil Heater. It will heat a cold, cheerless te a c h in g S u n d a y school. A t p re s e n t m ain w h ich ru n s u n d e r th e p a v e m e n t,
boarding house or dormitory room and make it livable. It s sh o e n 's h a c s h u ch rch a rg . e of a B ible cla ss In h e r g an r a d tin fo g o t Im p m a s e se d ia n g te e ly rs ab s o te v p e p in th g e on leak a
is always a ready help in the many
M a u rlcs M a eterlin ck , w hose lite r a r y ag e e x p e rie n c e d a sh a rp e le c tr ic sh o c k
things women do for themselves c r a f t Is a m arv el of th e p re s e n t day,
N a tu ra l R eligion.
d w ho h a s Just p ro d u ced In L ondon
in their rooms. With the damper an
R e lig io n sh o u ld be n a tiv e . I t sho u ld
th e successful d ra m a , “B lu e b ird ,” Is
top opened it will heat water for a d e lig h tfu l ta l k e r to one o r tw o be c o n c re te an d ap p licab le. R elig io n
tea or cocoa; it will dry the small f r i e n d s W hen faced by h a lf a dozen Is th e n a tu r a l ex p ressio n of liv in g , not
a c tio n s o r of h a b its, o r a pos
articles that a woman prefers to o r m o re he becom es a s sh y a s a school- a tu r s e e t of o f th
e m ind added to th e dally
wash herself In her own room. 11 Ctrl a n d c a n n o t be d riv e n In to speech. life. T h e ty p e of relig io n , th e r e fo r e . Is
c o n d itio n e d on th e kind of liv in g ; and
will quickly heat an Iron or curling
C h a n g e o f P ro g r a m .
th e k in d of liv in g Is c o n d itio n e d . In Its
W a sh in g to n S ta r .
tongs; quickly dry wet shoes oi
as th e m ild, w a rm d a y s d e p a r t, tu r n , v e ry la rg e ly , on th e p h y sic a l and
skirts—an ever ready help for the Soon,
eco n o m ic e ffe ctiv e n ess of life. T h e re­
T o o th e r ta s k s w e ’ll tu r n u s.
woman who lives alone, depend­ W e ’ll pass th e ice box by and s t a r t ligio n of th e o p en c o u n try sh o u ld ru n
d e e p In to th e In d ig en o u s a ffa irs of th e
O n fillin g u p th e f u rn a c e .
ent on her own resources. The
o p en c o u n try . E v e ry th in g w ith w hich
L it t l e W illie — S a y , p a, w h a t is a m en h a v e to d o n eed s to b e s p ir itu a l­
bookw orm ?
P a — A bookw orm , my ized. T h is Is m uch m o re e ffe c tiv e for
I F R F E C T I O ]
son, is e ith e r a p erso n w ho w ould r a t h ­ o u r c iv ilisa tio n th a n m e re ly to s p ir it­
S m o k e l e ss
e r re a d a book th a n e a t, o r a w o rm u a liz e th in g s th a t w e h o p e fo r.
t h a t would r a th e r e a t a book th a n re a d .
T y p ic al S to ry of C a rly le.
— C h icag o D aily N ew s.
C a rly le h a d a n I n v e te ra te h a tr e d oi
Absolutely smokeless and odorless
L anguage.
D arw in ism , w h ich 'ie d e s c rib e d a s th e
is Invaluable in Its capacity of quickly giving heat. It will burn
A figure o f sp e ech fro m th e P ro lo c u ­ " g o rilla d am n ific atio n o f h u m a n ity .”
,
smokeless
and
odorless
;
nine hours with one filling. It is safe, smok
to r, th e S o c ia list p a p e r o f G a rd e n C ity , L e o n a rd H u x ley , In b is life of hia
has a cool handle and a damper top.
K a n s a s : “ L ik e a m a je s tic r i v e r he fa th e r, r e c a lls on In c id e n t t h a t h a p ­
An Indicator »how» the »m ount of oil in th e font. T he filler-cap 1» put In
fo rc e s h is d e p th th ro u g h th e so lid rock p en e d s h o rtly b efo re C a rly le 's d e a th .
Hke ■ cork in » bottle, and 1» attached to the font by a chain. It haa an a u t o ­
o f su p e rs titio n and p re ju d ic e , an d as -M y f a th e r .” h e w rite s, "»aw him
m a t i c - l o c k i n g f l a m e s p r e a d e r , w hich prevents the wick from being
calm y , y e t w ith th e tre m e n d o u s fo rc e s w a lk in g slo w ly and alo n e d o w n th e
tu rn ed high en o u g h to sm oke, an d la aaay to rem ove and drop back ao tha
stre e t,
an d
o
f a N ile, he p u sh e s b ack th e fo a m in g o p p o site sid e o f th e
wick can be quickly clean ed .
ocean o f ig n o ra n c e to m a k e room fo r to u c h e d by h is so lita ry a p p e a ra n c e ,
T he b u rn er body or gallery can n o t becom e w edged, and can be unscrew ed
h is ir r e s tib le body o f t r u t h w h ic h is c ro s s e d o v e r a n d sp o k e to him . T he
In i n In stan t for rew icklng. F inished In japan or nickel, strong, d u rab le, well-
p e r m e a tin g th e th e se a o f ig n o ra n c e old m a n lo o k ed a t him . an d m e re ly r e ­
m ad e, built for se rv ic e , an d y et light an d o rn am en tal.
m a rk in g 'Y o u 're H uxley, a r e n ’t you­
L I f w t a t jw ae » . — V* / t v d t x r i p t m ctraUmr
w ith c u r r e n ta jjf v ita l th o u g h t.”
te IS , m a r t , !
< / <*»
th * m an t h a t s a y s w e a r e all d e s c e n d ­
T h e C a lle r— T im e
p a sse s q u ic k ly ed fro m th # m o n k ey s?” w e n t on hit
in com pany, d o e s n ’t i t ? T h e V ic tim — way.”
D oes i t ? — P uck.
Dr. B. E. Wright
HOSTETTER’S j
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S /U IT Z U .
N O T B E M IS S E D
Fine C are
Fine H a ir
B ig Incom e—s k ip entering the bar­
Mr. Bklmmerton Rejoices Over Pass­
ker.
ing of Overworked •’Gruelling“—
T oo m any people Judge th * w orld by
Put Away With “ Raucous.”
"W o d o n ’t se e s o o fte n now In p r in t*
said M r. B k lm m erto n , " th e w ord ‘gruel-
lin g ,’ a n d I am g lad o f th a t, fo r to te ll
you th e flatfo o ted t r u th I h ad b eg u n to
tir e of re a d in g a b o u t 'g ru e llin g con­
te s ts ' fo r s u p re m a c y b etw een tw o fleet
r u n n e rs o r tw o p u g s p o u n d in g each
o th e r 's face, o r b e tw e e n tw o m e n row-
ln g o r p lay in g te n n is.
"In fa c t, g ru e llin g had b eg u n , a s
you m ig h t say , to p all on m e Ju st a s
ra u c o u s did, n o t so long ago. D o n 't
you re m e m b e r th a t th e r e w as a tim e
w hen n o w r ite r e v e r failed to d e s c rib e
so m e o n e of hie c h a r a c te r s a s sp e ak in g
In a ra u c o u s v o ice?
" P o sitiv e ly ra u c o u s ca m e to b e pain-
fu l to m e. so th a t It w ould p re ju d ic e
m e a g a in s t a w h o le book to And th a t
w ord In It, an d th e n h ap p ily a u th o rs
p u t t h a t w ord asid e.
"B u t th e re se e m s to b e a lw a y s In
use so m e w ord th a t Is s o re ly o v er­
w orked. I t w as a good w o rd m ay b e
o rig in a lly a n d It c a tc h e s m an y w rite rs ’
fan cy . A nd th e n th e y w e a r It tread -
b are, old, d e c re p it, till th e v ery s ig h t of
It w earies.
"B uch a w ord h ad g ru e llin g co m e to
be. You could re a d of s c a rc e ly an y
tr ia l of s tr e n g th o r sp e ed w ith o u t find­
ing th a t It had b e e n a ‘g ru e llin g con­
te s t,’ o r th a t It h ad h ad a ‘g ru e llin g fin-
le h ;’ th e y w e re a ll g ru e llin g In som e
w ay ; b u t m o st g ru e llin g of a ll to th e
re a d e r. I t se e m s to m e.
"B u t now g ru e llin g h a s g o n e o u t of
fash io n . It h a s b e e n p u t aw ay alo n g
w ith ra u c o u s a n d w ith o u r o n ce fam il­
ia r d u ll th u d a n d o th e r m uch o v e r­
w o rk ed w o rd s an d p h ra s e s .”
th e ir ow n b read th .
A m an can he ru n dow n In th e street
aa w all as In h e alth .
You w ant to he s u r e o f y o u r foot­
in g before you clim b too h ig h .
T h e In crease In th e p rice of le a th e r
has m ad e sh o es p in ch m ore th a n aver.
B e n n ers— A w om an Is alw ay s ch a n g ­
in g h er m ind. J e n n e rs — Not w h en she
decid es th a t sh e w a n ts a new gown.
I t Is a poor frie n d th a t w ill p at you
on th e hack au d k ick y o u r feet o u t
fro m u n d er you a t th e sam e tim e
Boyce— I w ouder w h a t m ak es a dog
bow l w hen m usic plays.
Jo y ce— I
d o n 't know , u n less th e m u sic aw a k e n s
th a fleas.
It W ould Seem So.
The su b jo in ed Item a p p e a re d In a
F re n c h n e w sp a p e r: "T h e re w a s found
In th e riv e r th is m o rn in g th e body of
a so ld ier out to p ieces and sew ed u p
In a each. T h e c irc u m sta n c e s se e m
to p re c lu d e an y su sp icio n of su ic id e ."
NEW SCIENCE OF FREEZING
P ro d u c tio n of A rtificial Cold Becom ­
ing Im p o rta n t In d u stry — Ma­
ch in e s on B ig V essels.
It’s fine care that makes fine
h air! Use Ayer’s H air Vigor,
new improved formula, sys>
te m a tic a lly , conscientiously,
and you will get results. We
know it stops falling hair, cures
dandruff, and is a most elegant
dressing. Entirely new. New
bottle. New contents.
D o e s n o t c h a n g e th e c o lo r o f th e h a ir.
F o rm u la w ith — o h b o tila
%
S h o w i t to jro a s
A uers
«hm da«, h a u , .
A y er’s H air Vigor, as now m ade from our
new im proved fo rm u la, is th e latest, most
scien tific, and in every way th e very best
b a ir p rep aratio n ev er placed upon the
m arket. For fillin g h s lr a n d dan d ru ff it
is th e o n e g reat m ed icin e.
M a d # b y t h # J . C. A y e r C o ., L e w e T l. M m « .— ■
—
1
S h e rm a n p la y & C o .
ESTA BLISH ED 4 0 YEARS
SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST„ PORTLAND, OR.
W e w a n t you to tr y th is P iauo I N YOUR
H O M E F RE E. W e w a n t you to tr y i t a t
o u r e x p e n s e b ecau se—
A t th e en d o f th ir ty d ay s th e Piano
IT S E L F w ill convince you o f th e fo llow ing
f a c ts :
I t ’s th e b e s t v alu e on e a r th fo r th e p rice
($273).
I t ’s M U S IC A L L Y s n d M E C H A N IC A L L Y
rig h t!
W e k n o w th e r e is so m uch real v alu e in
th is W ellin g to n P ian o —w e ’re se llin g f o r $275—on easy paym ents— th a t
w e ’r e w illing to le t it be I T 'S O W N S A L E S M A N .
I t will te ll t f , own story to you— in y o u r hom e— if y o u ’ll sen d u s th e
coupon.
Please senu m e lull particulars concerning this unusual P lano oiler.
T h e p ro d u ctio n of artific ia l cold haa,
d u rin g th e la s t 15 y e a rs, becom e q u ite
an im p o rta n t In d u stry . "F re e z in g m a ­
c h in e s " a r e now a m o n g th e p e rm a n e n t
r e q u i s i t e s of civ ilized life.
T h e re frig e ra tio n of p e rish a b le a r­
tic le s o f food fo r tr a n s p o r t by sh ip
K ä m e........................................................ A ddress.
s ta n d s firs t on th e long list of com ­
m e rc ia l a p p lic a tio n s of th e science.
In th e cold a ir fre e z in g m ach in es
now em ployed on b o ard sh ip s fo r th e
Australian Rabbit Industry.
T each er— W h a t is th e m e a n in g of
tr a n s p o r t of m e a t fro m A u s tra lia , New
tn m an y to w n s ra b b it k illin g an *
Z ealan d en d A m erica, th e m e a t Is th e w ord "p ro c ra s tin a te ? "
fre e z in g an d p re p a rin g th e sk in s fo r
P u p il—T o p u t off.
p laced In la rg e ch a m b e rs, th e w alla of
T each er— R ig h t. Illu s tra te I t In a e x p o rt Is a g row ing a s s e t of g r e a t
w h ich a re double, th e In te rs p a c e be-
value, esp ecially d u rin g th e w in te r
ln g filled w ith wood c h a rc o a l a s a sen ten ce.
P u p il— I trie d to ste a l a rid e o n a seaso n , w h en It en a b le s m en w h o
n o n -co n d u ctin g m a te ria l.
h av e no o th e r o ccu p atio n to m a k e
A Je t of In te n se ly cold a ir Is d eliv ­ s tr e e t c a r y este rd a y , b u t I w as p r o
a good liv in g an d sp en d c o n s id e ra b le
e re d Into th e c h a m b e r a t each s tro k e c re s tln a te d .—T oledo Blade.
m oney a t th e co u n try sto re s .
of th e p isto n of th e e x p an sio n c y lin ­
L vek.
Cigar Boxes for Peppor.
d er, an d th e te m p e r a tu re of th e ch a m ­
•S h e alw ay s w as a lu ck y w o m an .”
b e r Is th u s k e p t a t o r n e a r th e frees-
C o n n e c tic u t is a n e n te rp ris in g sta te .
" W h a t's h ap p en ed now ?"
lng p o in t d u rin g th e w hole voyage.
"A n eig h b o r of h e rs h a s b o u g h t a I ts c h ief p ro d u c ts In th e good o ld day*
A n o th e r In te re s tin g a p p lic a tio n of
v acu u m c le a n e r a n d sh e can b o rro w b e fo re th e p u re food la w s w e re w ood­
co o lin g by m e a n s of so lu tio n s w h ich
e n n u tm e g s
an d
b assw o o d l » n
It w h en ev er sh e w a n ts to ."— D e tro it
h a v e a v ery low free zin g p o in t haa
N ow sh e b o a s ts a p h ila n th ro p is t who
F
re
e
P
ress._________________
la te ly b een m a d e In m in es. O ne of
w as r e c e n tly a r re s te d fo r g rin d in g o p
th e g r e a te s t difficu lties w h ich can
c ig a r b o x es a n d se llin g th * r e s u lt ao
"M abel, I d o n 't propose------ "
o c c u r In th e o p e ra tio n of sin k in g a
__________________
“ W ell, G eorge, I'v e n o ticed th a t, b u t p ep p er.
s h a ft Is th a t p re s e n te d by a s tr a tu m dad d y sa y s y o u 'd b e tte r p ropose be­
T a tte re d T e rr y — T h e re g o es a k in d
of sa n d s a tu ra te d
w ith w a te r.
In fo re long o r th e re w ill be d o in ’»."
m an . T h e la s t tim e I w e n t to him I
m o re th a n o n e c a s e th is difficulty h a s
"W hen you In te rru p te d me, M abel, d id n 't h a v e a c e n t an d h e g av e m e all
b een o v erco m e b y fre e z in g th e eand I woe ab o u t to say th a t I do n o t p ro ­ h e bad.
an d w a te r In to a firm m a ss th ro u g h pose to w a it a n y lo n g er to le a rn
W e a ry W a lte r— W h a t w as th a t?
w h ich th e s h a ft can th e n b e easily w h e th e r y o u do o r do not r e tu r n m y
T a tte re d T e rry — T h ir ty d ay a.—P u ck .
b o red a s Into a solid rock.
love."
“ Oh, G eorge! T h is Is so su d d e n !" —
How to W ash W indow s.
H bueton P o s t
S tra n g e a s it m a y seem , th e r e Is a
If you ra n a sh o e sto re , w ould you
rig h t an d w ro n g w ay to w ash w in­
dow s, a n d as th is o p e ra tio n Is u su a lly lik e It if y o u r c le rk s b o u g h t sh o e s of
, COFFEE'.
d re a d e d , th e fo llow ing m eth o d will a n o p p o sitio n d e a le r?
TEA SPICES'
d o u b tle ss be a p p re c ia te d a s It sa v es
V irtu e.
B A K IN G PO W D E R
b o th tim e a n d lab o r. C hoose a dull
V irtu e b y lte e lf Is n o t s tr o n g
» EXTRACTS
d ay , o r a t le a s t a tim e w h en th e su n enough, o r a n y th in g like I t It m u st
JUST RIGHT
Is n o t sh in in g on th e w indow s, for h av e s tr e n g th ad d ed to It and th e de­
«sxmssmm»-
w h en th e su n s h in e s on th e w indow It te rm in a tio n to u se th a t s tr e n g th .—
OPSSET& DEVEB
c a u s e s It to h e d ry s tre a k e d , no m a t­ T h eo d o re R b o sev elt.
’PORTLAND, OSE.' J
t e r how m u ch it Is ru b b ed . T a k e a
p a in te r 's b ru sh an d d u st th e m In sid e
S av es E dge of Pie.
a n d o u t, w a s h in g all th e w oodw ork
A w ire c o n triv a n c e , p a te n te d b y an
In sid e b e fo re to u c h in g th e g lass.
Illin o is m an to lift a pie from o n o v en
T h e la tte r m u st be w ash ed slow ly is d esig n ed to o p e ra te so th a t th e ed g e
OPIUM— TOBACCI
H a b ita P o d tl v e ly C ured
In w arm w a te r d ilu te d w ith am m o n ia of tho c r u s t w ill n o t b e b ro k en .
O u i / a u th o r iz e d K e e le r In
—d o n o t u se so ap . U se a sm a ll cloth
•?’ i
w ith a p o in ted Btlck to g e t th e d u st
■nur
71 ( . 1 is I
o u t of th e c o r n e r s ; w ipe d ry w ith a
so ft p iece of c o tto n c lo th — do n o t use
lin en , a s It m a k e s th e g lass lln ty
w h en dry. P o lish w ith tis s u e p a p e r
“ I h av e suffered w ith pile* fo r th irty -
o r old n e w sp a p e r. You w ill find th a t
th is can be d o n e In h a lf t h e tim e ta ­ fix j 2 arm. O ne y e a r ago laat A pril I b e­
gan ta k in g Cascareta fo r con stip atio n . In
H A N D - 8 E W K D CUAPQ
k en w h ere so ap Is used, an d th e re su lt th e course of a w eek I noticed th e piles
PROCE88
O n U L O
w ill be b rig h te r w indow s.
MEN’S
«2.00, «2.60, «8.00, «3.60, «4.00, «64»
began to d isap p ear and a t th e en d o i six
w eeks th ey a id n o t tro u b le m e at all. WOMEN’S «2.50, «8,«3.50, «4
Cascareta have d o n e wonder» fo r m e. I BOYS' «2.00, «2.50 & «3.00
T a tto o e d by L ig h tn in g .
THE STANDARD
H e r r L e h m a n n , a well-to-do farm *», am en tire ly cu red an d feel lik e a new
FO R 30 Y E A R S
in .”
G eorge JCryder, N apoleon, O.
w as re tu rn in g hom e to th e v illag e of
T h e y a re a b s o lu te ly th e
P l e a s a n t , P a l a t a b l e . P o t e n t . T o a ta G o o d .
m o s t p o p u la r a n d b e a ta h o e s
W llen (C an to n T h u rg o v le) th e o th e r
D o G o o d . N e v e r S ic k e n . W e a k e n o r G r ip « .
fo r t h e p r ic e in A m e r ic a .
day, w h en In a th u n d e rsto rm h e w aa
!0c, 25c. 50c. N e v e r »old In b u lk . T h e (ren ­
T h e y a r e th e le a d e rs « v e ry -
a m e t a b l e t s t a m p e d C C C. G u a r a n t e e d to
s tr u c k by lig h tn in g . H ia h a t, co llar,
w h e r e b e c a u s e t h e y h o ld
c u re o r y o u r m o n ey back.
s u it and b o o ts w e re b u rn t on th e le ft
th e ir s h a p e , fit b e tte r ,
l o o k b e t t e r a n d w e a r lo n ­
sid e , w h ile on th e r ig h t h e w a s u n ­
ger t h a n o t h e r m a k e s . •
The Flash of ueniue.
to u ch ed . L e h m a n n w aa found se n se ­
K h e y . a r e p o s i t i v e l y t h e 1
A m a n sh o u ld le a rn to d e te c t an d m o s t e c o n o m ic a l s h o e * f o r y o u t o b u y . W . 1
less, b u t soon re c o v e re d , an d Is fa irly
w ell now. C u rio u sly en o u g h It w as w atch th a t g leam of lig h t w h ich D o u g l a s n a m e a n d t h e r e t a i l p r i c e a r e e t a r a p o d
found th a t h is le ft sid e had b een beau- flash es a c ro ss h is m ind from w ith in o T n A t K h E e b N o t O t o m S U — B v S a l T u I e T g U u T a r E a n ! t e If e d . voi
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tlfu lly ta tto e d b y th e lig h tn in g , th o m o re th a n th e lu s te r of th e firm a m e n t c a n n o t lu ^ p ly yo u ^ w rite for M ail Order C a ta lo g .
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s k in b e in g e n tire ly
co v ered
w ith o f b a rd s and sa g es. Yet he d ism is se s
" p r in ts ” of oak , c h e s tn u t an d fir leaves. w ith o u t n o tlo e h is th o u g h t, b e c a u s e
It Is hia. In e v e ry w ork of g e n ln s w e
No. 42—'! •
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re c o g n ise o u r ow n r e je c te d th o u g h ts,
T h e V alu e of 8 olltud*.
H E N w r itin g to a d v o r ti « o re
A p o p u latio n m ay b e too crow ded, th e y com e b a c k to u s w ith a o e rta ln
m e n tio n th is p a p e r.
th o u g h all be am ply su p p lied w ith a lie n a te d m a je s ty .— E m e rso n .
food an d ra im e n t. It Is n o t good for
m an to be k e p t p erfo rce a t all tim es
Jaquee M%. Co.
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w orld from w hich so litu d e la e x ­
a ll P a r a F o o d
tirp a te d is a v ery po o r Ideal. S oli­
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tu d e, In th e se n se of b ein g o ften alo n e,
is e s s e n tia l to an y d e p th of m e d ita ­
tio n , o r of c h a r a c te r ; and so litu d e In
th e p re se n c e of n a tu ra l b e a u ty an d
g ra n d e u r is th e c ra d le of th o u g h ts and
a s p ira tio n s w hich a re n o t only good
fo r th e In d iv id u al, b u t w h ich so c iety
could 111 do w i th o u t—Jo h n S tu a rt
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• a y s ,s h e 1» alw ay s n erv o u s w hen s h e
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In providing the family’s meals,don’t
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