Cottage Grove leader. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1905-1915, August 16, 1910, Image 2

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    ADMIRAL HEADS UNIVERSITY.
;"1 hardly think you would?” re FASCINATION OF THE ARCTIC
turned her companion, removing his
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Washington.—Rear Admiral Charles
goggles. "Dont you remember me?" Sentiment of Trevei end Peril That
Herbert Stockton. LL D.. U. 8. N. .re­
"Mr Hawley!" she gasped.
Appeals to All Who Move Rich,
He stopped the motor, and tenderly i
Red Blood.
tired, will succeed Dr. Charles W
Needham as acting president ol
taking her hand. Inquired: “ Did I
-----
Forest
Service
Plans
to
Conduct
frighten you?”
i The sentiment of arctic travel Is
George Washington university.
Ha
"Yes, you nearly frightened the life closely similar to that of Alpine climb-
will take up the duties of his office
Large Experiments.
B y E . M. W I C K E S
out of me," she pouted.
Ing. Man. with supreme audacity, by
September 1. On the same date Dr
"1 am very aorry and beg forgive sheer strength of will and of muscle,
Howard Lee Mclialn, assistant pro-
forces hliuself into nature's reserved Laboratory Opened In Msdleon, Wle.— fessor and dean of the College of
Jim Raney, the deputy, sat In the ness."
“At present It Is withheld." she an territory, where the sbowa herself In
Political Sciences, will become profes
kitchen of his cottage which bordered
Rear Admiral Stockton Ic Chosen
sor of political eclences and assistant
on the outskirts of Portchester, pol- swered, regaining her composure her severest and moat awesome
President
of
George
Wash­
moods, where no mere animal dares
to the acting president.
lshiug an old shotgun. His blue eyed "What brought you here?"
ington University.
velt when president used to take ble
"Luck and this motor." he said to tread, where no other living thing
daughter, Florence, entered and in­
The appointments were made at a
afternoon gallop. They have a bard
"Are you glad?"
has ventured. That foreseeing, skll-
special meeting of tbe board of trua-
quired:
Washington.— Utilization of forest teea of tbe university recently. As
day s work In tbe open sir. with good
"1 will noi tell you now. I think It ful creature, man, with well-knit
"What are you going to do with that
food. -<nd for tble tve law require* tbs
was horrid of you to give father and muscles and wellrhosen companions, resources to the fullest possible ex­ Rear Admiral Stockton's name bud
gun, dad?"
government to pay 60 cents a day to
well supplied with special foods and tent la to be the aim of an experiment not been mentloued publicly as a protv
“ Fill some of those fresh motor fel* me such a fright.”
tbe wires, as for soy government em­
"l did not know It was your fathei. well devised ropes and tents, and station that under the name of the able successor to Doctor Needham |
lows with buckshot," he drawled, with­
ploye. Tbe work In the park would
and as I had something Important to other means of defying Inexorable na- forest products laboratory bas recent­ and as Doctor Mrtlaln is only thirty-
out looking up.
coat 11.60 a day If not done by prl*nn-
She thought he was joking and re­ say, 1 was anxious to see you alone ture, alone of all living creatures. ly been established by the forest eery- one years old, both appointments were
ere, so one dollar Is left to pay for
mained silent for several seconds; Will yon listen, now?"
[traverses this region of desolation Ice at Madison, WIs Henry 8. Graves, a surprise in educational circles, but
ASHINGTON.—Experience under boarding and guarding the men. after
"Father says that yon insulted him unharmed. l Tnabashed. he plunges Into chief of the forest service has re­ tbe opinion was general that the se­
then as he oilerod no additional ex
the family desertion and non­ the wages have been taken out. Con­
and pilfered his badge," she said. Ig a wilderness of magnificent lifeless. turned from opening the laboratory lections of tbe board of trustees are
planation she asked:
support law In Washington has proved gress appropriates 12,000 a yaar for
During his question
ness! He does not succumb! He re- and spoke enthusiastically of the out­ excellent ones.
“ Whnt seems to be the trouble?”
that It Is possible to bring deserting this purpose.
"Oh, I see what you are driving at; turns to tell the story to his fellow, look.
'Every Sunday,” he replied, placing
Hear Admiral Stockton will take up
It pays to do so. A man who can get
The atatlon la called a laboratory, the work of reorganizing the educa- husbands to time and make them sup­
the gun on the table, " B O in e maniac in and If you will listen to what I have men! Even the Alpine climber who
a white touring car flies over my pa­ been longing to tell you for months, first scales one of the hitherto tin- but this la hardly a descriptive name. tlonal and financial affaire of the uni port their families, however much out at any time will not work long tn
they may want to skip out and leaye thle way. Last year only one man out
trol and refuses to stop when I signal. I will explain the badge Incident."
trodden peaks of Swltserland receives The word laboratory usually Infers
wlvea and children to shift for them­ of nine had to be sent to the work-
“ I can surmise what It la,” she honor and admiration from those to chemical or physical experiments on
Last Sunday, though, when I hailed
selves.
house, and be got out after an average
him, be suddenly pulled up and smiled, listlessly toying with the lever. whom he relates his adventure. How a very small scale, and laboratory
Punishment in Itself profits nobody. of six weeks. The government paid
Jumped out. Then when I told him he Ilut please let us return and allay much more, naturally enough. Is thi work is always differentiated from
The law alms not to punish bi t to se­ 12,340 for work, but the men outside
was under arrest, he snatched the father's fears. Then, when you have Interest, amounting to enthusiasm, field work because It Is not always
cure support.
The man decides earned 838,819.65, which was collected
shield from my breast, and laughing in explained the badge affair, I—1 will j with which we hear the explorer or certain that an experiment successful
whether he will work tn confinement by the police and paid to tbs families
my face, he leaped Into his car and listen."
read his book, telling of days and In the laboratory will be a practical
or out of It, and Judge William H. De through the Juvenile court
rode away. Hut I'll get him today If I
"That Is some consolation," he re weeks, even of months, of struggle and commercial success.
Lacy of the Juvenile court sees that he
Beyond the money value of the la­
have to blow his car to smithereens. Joined, turning the motor to comply with the prodigious obstacles of ice
The work at the Wisconsin station
doea work In one way If he will not In bor, however. Is the moral effect of
And I'll bet the justice will commit with her wish.
and snow. In the endeavor to reach is on a scale that Is large enough to
the other.
the work and Ita compensation on the
someone to Jail."
'Here they are!" cried the deputy, the remote polar regions, north or show whether the work carried on
When a man brought up for non man tn his relations to his family. In­
"You're making a mountain out of as the car drew up. ‘Judge I want i south. The reduction of the weight has a commercial future. There are
eupport promisee to furnish It he Is stead of escaping tbe punishment
of food carried to an exact minimum, a number of varied Industries all con­
a molehill," said Florence, seriously, you to commit him."
put on probation, and ordered to pay which he deserves, and so falling to
“ Be patient a moment, Jim, until the similar diminutive provision of nected with forest products carried on
walking over and picking up the gun.
a specified amount of his wages each realize that he bas done wrong, tba
"And if you go shooting off this old we hear his story," advised the other j tent and protective covering against under the same roof, but they are car­
Saturday night at the police atatlon Issue Is squarely made and the work-
"What does this mean, Ralph?" Intolerable cold, the dally struggle of ried on In a larger way than Is com­
blunderbuss, you will be the one even­
nearest his home. The serge nt turns house sentence, If Inflicted, reveals hla
tually to land in jail. What you should asked the Justice, as the deputy thrust ihe monotonous march over measure- mon In a laboratory. There Is a prac­
the money over to the Juvenile court, conduct to him In Its true character.
employ agalust these reckless chauf­ Ralph aside and assisted Florence to less snow fields, the fact that each tical pulp mill for making paper out
and then the wife gets It in full on Many men have reformed after this
feurs Is strategy."
alight
| day's progress reduces the probability of woods that are to be found In the
Monday morning, her pay day. The experience, and It Is due In large part
"Nothing wrong, uncle." replied of ever returning, excite wonder, pity, national forests, but that have never
‘I'm going to use buckshot on them
money is pretty safe here, and the to the compensation provided that tha
before I buy any more amunltlon,” bo Ralph, grasping the Justice's hand, even horror, while the determination, been utilized for paper making; there
plan heada off many a Saturday night Judge Is able to Inflict the punishment
"Four months ago I met Miss Raney foresight, and well-balanced calcula- a a plant where new woods are be­
vehemently declared.
spree. The man Is kept at work, without hesitation where he thinks It
“ Buckshot
nonsense,"
laughed at Asbury Park, and after calling upon tlon of means to end and of the dl ing tried for making lead pencils,
which Is a mighty good thing of Itself, necessary.
Florence. “ Ingenuity and strategy, her several times a week for two j vldlng line between pluck and fool- there are testing devices for determin­
and .he family Is kept together.
Judge DeLacy’s execution of tbe law
months, I proposed. She was to have 1 hardiness, fill us with admiration and ing the structural strength of woods,
dad, conquer nations.”
Men who are not willing to furnish Is effective because It Is certain. Fam­
real chemical laboratories for deter­
Rear Admiral Stockton.
There was a pause as the deputy given her answer the following Satur respect for the leader.
support under this arrangement and ily desertion Is a misdemeanor or a
day; but when Friday dawned, she J
----------------------
mining chemical composition and the
gazed out of the window.
verslty, and when this la completed those who default in payment or do- felony In almost every state and Is
had mysteriously disappeared. FYoin
adaptability
of
woods
for
dyeing,
tan­
“ Have you got some?”
The Language of Paradise.
will retire In favor of a permanent sert a second time are promptly sent punishable with hard labor In many.
“I am full of It. And I am going to that time, I have not seen her, al­
Every language has Its admirers; In ning and other arts, and sections for
to the workhouse. There they are But to punish the man In Jail the Judge
the road with you to execute a strate­ though I have searched high and low, "Luctle," the author, Owen Meredith, kiln drying, fireproofing and preserv­ president.
"The board of trustees contemplates made up Into gangs and put to work must also punish his wife and children
little dreaiulnjg she was your neigh-
ing
woods
from
decay.
There
will
be
gic move and capture the culprit.” -
j maintained that when he heard an Important branch devoted to sa­ and haa for a long time contemplated, ■ d Hock Creek park, where Mr. Roose­ by cutting off his wages.
"Yes, and got hit with one of those
French spoken as he approved he
the restoration of the endowment
Infernal machines and land In the
"found himself quietly falling In love." ving wood refuse by distillation, the fund," said Admiral Stockton.
hospital."
Edward Hutton is another Instance making of wood alcohol by cheap and
"Though this will necessarily leave
Florence laughed heartily at bis
of this lingual fascination. In stating practical processes and the like.
of non-success. Mr. Roosevelt's Imps-
“ The opening of the laboratory was us in a straitened financial condition,
fears, as she fastened to her brown,
his preference in his enchanting "Cit­
we believe that the public will come
tlence took on a tinge of vexation, and
wavy hair, a black fur cap.
ies of Spain," he recalls an Interesting In every way a noticeable success,”
to
our
aid.
Whether
the
university
he went himself to secure the ada­
"What time does that fellcw usually
medieval legend. He says: "And as said Mr. Graves. "It was participated thereafter succeeds or not will depend
mantine Smith and hla valuable dog
pass ?"
I listened to the splendid syllables of In by a large number of lumbermen,
upon
the
support
we
obtain
outside
“ 'This la Mr. Smith. I understand
"About four o'clock, but you stay |
the Castilian tongue that rang elo­ representatives of wood-using Indus­ and Inside.
you have a fine bear dog, Mr. Smith?’
home. I don't need an assistant if I
quently through the twilight I re­ tries and others interested In a prac­
"Changes
will
be
made
In
the
edu­
" 'None better In the Rockies,’ was
have the gun.”
membered the saying of that old Span­ tical way In what the laboratory Is
cational administration and the uni­
the assurance.
“ You cannot have the gun and I
ish doctor of whom James Howell Intended to do. I think these men
versity
placed
on
a
solid
basis
In
ev­
“ 'Can't I hire him or buy him?"
am going with you," she announced,
tells us In his ‘Instructions for For- were much Impressed with the facili­
ery way. In the administration of ed­ «Q E V E R A L times recently, wben
“ 'He ain't for hire and I wouldn't
throwing the weapon on a shelf.
ralne Travel.' to wit. that Spanish. ties. for studying practical problems
ucational
affairs
I
will
be
aided
by
J
the
name
of
the
American
ex-
sell that dog for no price you could
He Anally yielded and allowed her
Italian and French, these three daugh­ on a scale which will make the results
Doctor McBaln, dean of the school of presldent-sportsman has been men­ offer.'
to accompany him to the road.
ters of the Latin language, were valuable to users of what the forest
tioned,
I
have
been
asked:
‘You've
political
sciences,
who
la
an
educator
" 'Well, won't you come with the
Shortly after their arrival, a white,
spoken In Paradise; that God Al­ produces.
heard the dog story, of cou rser” says dog—allow me to hire both you and
touring car came Into view, a half
"For Instance, there was a paper of marked ability."
mighty created the world In Spanish,
Joe
Mitchell
Chappie
In
tbe
National
the
dog?’
Born In Philadelphia October 13,
mile away. When It was within four
the tempter persuaded Eve in Italian machine making paper from species
magazine.
“ 'No, 1 ain’t hirin' ont now. I got
hundred yards of them, Florence who
and Adam begged pardon In French." of wood which are being experimented 1845, as the son of Rev. W. R. Stock-
“ I like to bear all the variations on to go after bacon and flour and some
had
been
Intently watching It,
with to discover their value for this ton, Rear Admiral Stockton wag ap­
—Youth’s Companion.
stories, so I asked. ‘Which dog more things my folk* wants for the
clenched her teeth and sprang to the
purpose. Some of the woods to be pointed to the United States Naval dog
story r
house.'
middle of the road. Her father divi­
tested are national forest woods of Academy when a young man and grad­
Built Structure Around Tree.
" 'That one, you know, that "Buffalo
"Report hae It that President Roose­
ning her purpose and fearing an acci­
relatively low value for timber. Oth­ uated in 1885. While still a cadet he
The people of the New England er tests were of construction timbers served abroad the Macedonian In the Bill" telle about Roosevelt hunting velt felt a trifle nettled at the man's
dent, frantically rushed over and vain
states are proverbial for their venera­ of large size.
aummer of 1864 during the blockade bears In Colorado. It seems that he obstinacy.
ly attempted to force her aBlde.
hired a man and a dog, but neither
" 'Look here,' he said, ‘do you know
tion of trees and in these days of ruth­
Meantime, shrill blasts were shoot­
“The success of the opening was of Confederate ports. After the war aeemed to be very successful In get­ who I am?'
less destruction of woods It Is refresh
ing from the oncoming car, but Flor­
largely due to the hearty co-operation he went to the Pacific squadron and ting him the desired bear. At last he
“ 'No, I don't know—what’s the
Ing in the extreme to hear of a case
later was transferred to the Philadel­
ence refused to clear the way, which
like the resident of Kennebunkport,
phia navy yard. After serving on sev­ lost patience and Inquired: "Isn’t odd*?'
brought the motor to a standstill. The
" 'I am Theodore Roosevelt, presi­
Me., who, rather than to disturb an
eral vessels at the New York navy there a good dog to be had In this
driver, a tall, supple chap, wenrtng a
dent of the United States.‘ A pause to
old tree which grew on his farm
yard ani at the hydrographic office he country?"
linen duster, blue goggles and a rap
“ ‘Oh. yea—-Smith down below here await the desired effect and yielding.
upon a site desired for the location of
was ordered to the Washington navy
pulled down on his forehead, leaped
has the best bear dog in the moun­
“ Smith dexterously deposited some
yard as lieutenant commander.
to the ground and catching sight of bor. As to the badge Incident, my a barn, built the structure around the
tain«.'
tobacco juice on the ground Just
In 1889 he was placed In commana
Florence, his features broke Into a chauffeur It seems, traveled over this tree. The barn wall completely cir­
“ 'Well, go down and get him,’ urged beyond the president’s nearest hunting
of the Thetis, and three years later the presidential hunter. 'Let's see If
smile ns an exclamation seemed to road last Sunday, and stole a deputy's cumscribes the tree, but lies at suffi­
boot.
cient distance to give the tree plenty
spring to his lips only to perish.
he
was
ordered
to
the
Naval
War
col­
shield. I heard of It and discharged
we can't have lome sport with a bear.*
" 'Well,' he said, slowly, i don't
lege for special duty. After two years
“Is this the one, dad?" queried Flor­ him. I purchased a gold one and of air. The age of this particular
" ‘Smith won't hire his dog.'
care If you are Booker T. Washington,
tree Is not accurately known, but It Is
ence
In
command
of
the
Yorktown
he
was
came here to replace the other, but
~ ‘Tell Smith to come along and Join yeti can't hire my dog.'
chosen president of the Naval War the party for hire or on any terms he
The deputy scrutinized the chauffeur this gentleman afforded me no oppor­ one of a pair which Is said to have
"And all the little Innocent bears
college In 1898. He was then a rank­ likes.’ The story runs that the guide went to bed happy that night, glad
for several seconds, and answered in tunity, declaring that I was under ar­ been full grown trees at the time of
the revolution.
the affirmative.
ing
captain
and
served
in
the
war
col­
rest for speeding and larceny. When
departed and returned with a report they had escaped Smith's dog.”
"Arrest him,” she ordered, as an Miss Haney boarded my car I could
lege two years.
Woman Smokers.
other car slowed up from a forty-mile not resist the temptation to run down
At the organization of the "new
gait.
The woman smoker, far from being
navy" Captain Stockton was placed In
the road, as I was anxious to bare a
"You're under arrest," shouted the confidential chat. She refused to lis­ a result of a decadent civilization. Is
command of the Kentucky, and In
ator Bacon was going to speak, was
deputy, shaking his finger at the first ten until 1 brought her back. Now merely a survival of a rougher and
1903 became* naval attache at the
engaged In conversation with bis col­
comer.
American embassy In London. He was
that l have found her I am eager to harder life. Even today the women
leagues. Senator Kean of New Jersey
who Uvo the hardest Uvea compatible
"For what?” asked the one In the press my suit.”
recalled to accept the position of pres­
was also talking to Senator Warren of
blue goggles, leisurely lighting a
ident of the board of inspection and
“ Know anything about It?" ques­ with twentieth century civilization
Wyoming Senator Bacon wanted to
cigarette.
Go Into any
survey, and was afterward made pres­
tioned Ihe justice, turning to the dep­ smoke Incessantly.
get the attention of the senator from
"You're both under arrest for speed­ uty, who had been tugging at his tramps' lodging house and you will
ident of the naval examining and re­
Vermont before speaking on his bill,
ing, and there Is a charge of larceny beard while listening to Ralph's story find not only old and young women
tiring board.
and hesitated a moment, which Sena­
against you for stealing my badge!"
but
bits
of
girls
scarcely
In
their
"Yes, reckon It's true,' he admitted.
Of the 46 years of his service 21
tor Curtis took aa a sign for him to
"Look sharply," began the accused "Florence did write to me last sum­ teens puffing contentedly, not at cigar­
have been spent at sea. He was re­
get busy. So he began pounding that
one, "or I am apt to steal your pret­ mer about some fellow, but I went ettes, but clay pipes charged with
tired in October, 1907 with the rank
‘ IS quite against all the rules of little marble cube until the senate
ty—"
black
twist
tobacco.
It
Is
part
of
the
down and made her and her aunt
of rear admiral. He edited a manual
Chief Forester Graves.
propriety to make a noise In the chamber fairly rang By the time be
"Sir, this Is no time for nonsense,” come straight home, and forbade her etiquette of the "road" for the men
on International law and has written
United States senate, even with the had worn off a little sharp edge the
Florence broke In. “ Papa Is the deputy to have any more to do with him. Of after they have vigorously puffed at of the representatives of wood using several papers on subjects relating to
and you will have to accompany him course, I didn't know he was your their "dudeens" to hand them to the Industries and the lumbermen. One the Intercourse of nations In 1S80 he little bit of an Ivory cube wtlch the senator from Vermont sat up and took
president of the senate once In awhile notice, and Senator Kean of New Jer­
to the Justice!"
woman tramps who have no supply — of the greatest advantages of the lab­ was married to Miss Pauline L. King
nephew."
touches gently upon the marble desk sey woke up and returned to his aeaL
oratory
will
be
that
it
will
bring
clos­
"Oh, very well. Just as you say,”
London
Chronicle.
The Justice cast his eyes skyward as
of New York.
to call the attention of the senators to
Finally Senator Bacon, who waa get­
er
together
those
who
are
studying
cheerfully replied the driver.
If uncertain what to say.
some little thing.
ting pretty hot under the collar and
Strawberries
Grown
In
City.
to
promote
the
moat
economical
uae
“Here, Florence,' said her father,
"Are you opposed to him now?" he
Senator Charles Curtis of Kansas, pretty red In the neck and lace, man­
Went to the Limit.
To show that strawberries can be of your forests, for the Bake of ma­
"get in the first car and I'll climb In finally ventured.
the only aboriginal American who ever aged to make his voice heard. “ Mr.
One
night
as
Inspector
McCafferty.
king
our
timber
supplies
last
as
long
the other and they can drive to the
grown
In
the
heart
of
the
city,
Willis
"No; but some one ought to be
sat In a senatorial chair, was presiding President.” he said, "I did not seek
Justice.”
committed," joked the deputy, Bmll A. Hendricks of East Twenty-first and ns possible and serve their best use, then one of Byrnes' detectives, was In the senate the other day, having the attention of the senator from New
Albert streets brought to the office of and those who are engaged In the bual- entering Lyons' old eating house, in
As Florence stepped Into the car the ing.
graduated over there from the house. Jersey. When you had secured the
tall chap sprang to her side, and sent
“If I commit him to her care for the Oregonian a number of boxes of j ness of converting tree* Into market- the Bowery, he was accosted by a As Is well known, the gavels on the attention of the senator from Vermont
hungry-eyed
tramp,
who
exclaimed:
Magoon
and
Oregon
Improved
berries
able
forms.
Tbe
Industries
will
gain
them speeding away.
the present, will that appease you?"
-
,
"For God's sake, mister, put me speaker's desk In the house do not last I waa satisfied and was ready to pro­
"It suits mo, If Florence U satis containing ar average of twenty ber- both greater assurance of permanence
"Hey there, stop, you hound!” yelled
ceed, but you kept on banging the
against
the trough. I ain't eat nuthin’ very long. One session usually splint­
rles
to
the
box
The
berries
were
i
and
discovery
of
the
methods
which
the deputy.
lied." assented' ttiw deputy.
ers them. Even If they were made of gavel so that It was Impossible for
fer
free
days."
grown
on
an
ordinary
city
lot
without
will
pay
them
besL
while
the
public
The only reply was a "toot" of the
For an auswer, Florence, who had
me to begin. I now yield the floor.”
He looked it, so McCafferty took cast Iron they would wear out. and on
horn as the car disappeared around a beetf standing at her father's side Irrigation. Mr. Hendricks had 1.000 j will gain from the conservation of the
Senator Curtis' presiding hangs a Senator Curtis, who la nothing If not
him
in
and
told
a
waiter
to
give
him
forests
plants
on
his
lot
and
at
the
first
pick-
*--------
--
curve.
making no effort to conceal her satis
polite, with a merry twinkle In hla
tale.
The lumbermen of the country are a full dinner.
The deputy ordered the other car to faction at the turn of affairs, led her Ing he picked a total of 56 boxes of
Senator Bacon of Georgia, grave, black eyes, apologized for hts undue
When
McCafferty
had
finished
hla
the
monster
berries.
A
number
of
the
particularly
interested
In
the
work
of
give chase, but the man refused.
rat her'-to where Ralph atood, and s i
dignified and somewhat dictatorial, exertions with the Ivory cube, and
“What do you mean by this?" the two men gripped bands, the berries were over five Inches In cir­ saving what Is now refuse wood. They dinner and walked out, he found the was trying to address the senate. said: "The chair will now corns to
angrily demanded Florence, “ I want pinned the new badge on her father’s cumference and one measured 7 4 figure that a third of the wood as It Is tramp on the sidewalk and was the Senator Dillingham of Vermont, who I order. The senator from Georgia la
you to stop and let me out, or I will breast and said: “ Daddy, I will never Inches In circumference.—Portland cut In tbe forest now finds Ita way recipient of profuse thanks.
had the bill In charge upon which Sen­ I recognized."
“ Well," remarked the detective, 'Tin
Into the market, and they are Just as
have you arrested.”
Oregonian.
be happy without him."
. .
Y T a . 1 T
Os.
J D
T) • 1
anxious as any other people to save glad you got all the dinner you want."
“I didn't, boss." corrected the hobo. W a S n i n g t O f l H o t e l
i j t O r i T 1 0 U D V O irC IS
this two-thlrda If It can be done at
Puzzles Astronomer.
MEAN TRICK OF THE COLONEL llance xlpon something that was easier Prof. E. E. Barnard. In discussing any profit to themselves. They bare "but I had all I could eat.”
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the leaders, and when a few of them,
calculated to make an Impression, the remarkable dark lanes seen In hie already furnished a good deal of ma­
flying
too
low,
went
In
the
direction of
Won Him Hla Bet, Though the Whole standing where hla adversary could photographs of the nebula surround­ chinery for testing and experiments
Weather Observatldn.
the hotel windows, the rest followed,
Story Reads Like a Libel on a
and
have
suggested
a
number
of
lines
not observe him, he took a small sun ing the star Rho Ophluchl, and the
“This climate Is changing." said a
like s flock of misguided sheep. Pell-
Great Stato.
glass from his pocket and focused Its apparent veiling of the more distant for Investigation.
woman to her husband at the break­
mell they struck against tbe roof and
Tbe station la being conducted by
stars by this and a neighboring
upper windows, and. where the win­
An old colonel went down Into Ar­ beam upon the back of the native’s nebula, calls attention to "a small the department of agriculture In con­ fast table one morning.
“ But my dear." replied the husband,
dows were open. In they flew and
kansas a great deal when the rail­ neck. It was not very long until the black hole In the sky," which has ap­ junction with the University of Wis­
round and round the rooms. But the
roads were building through there to red hAy. on the neck began to curl peared on a number of hla photographs consin. The latter Institution haa fur­ "the weather record* for the last
aeroplane landing on the Willard Is
Texas. He was not a sweet-tempered up and smoke, and after shout two for the last 15 years. On account of nished the building and will supply twenty year* show about the same
EDESTRIANS who are out braving not In commission yet and the hotel
man, and what he thought of Arkan­ minutes and a half the yellow skin Ita smallness and sharpness, and lie the light, heat and power and the de­ average of temperature. Now If you
the dlsagreable weather, and who management objected strenuously to
sas he was not soft to remark. One began to squirm. The native gritted Isolation, It Is, he says, the most re­ partment will furnish the working will—"
"Oh, weather records be fiddled,' happened to be In the vicinity of the any attempt of guests to enter by
day he was particularly abusing the hla teeth and atood I* for three min markable phenomenon of the kind force. The new building coat the state
the wife retorted, "don't I know that New Willard hotel In Washington re­ means of the roof.
state. Its mosquitoes, bugs and myriad utes and a half. Then he spoke
of Wisconsin about 150.000
I'm putting our winter clothes away cently. were struck with wonder when
Accordingly, a corps of hotel en*
'• *°
pests. It was a little too strong for Colonel." he asid. "Alt don' want to wUh wh,ch he '*
While the aim of the atatlon Is to later and later every year? I tell you they saw the upper portion of the ho­ ployes, including all the volunteers
con*,e *'**'on Sagittarius, In right
the natives, and one of them retorted; seem to hedge on this bet but \h'll l
tel obscured by a rapidly moving
do
work
on
a
scale
that
will
be
large
It's
only
a
little
while
before
we're
31 *®c4
who could be pressed Into service,
“ Don't see why yuh caln't stand It. compromise right now >or two dollars ' *,cen»lon 18 hourm' 85
enough to pretty well establish Ita going to bave another Ice tge."
cloud.
made for the upper chambers of the
We lire down byar all right.” "Do an' a half If you'll lot me brush that ond*' decllnl“ lon "outh 28 de*r'**8' » commercial possibilities, there have
And the moving mesa which created hostelry and swished end switched
bald
tailed
hornet
off'n
the
back
o’
my
1
m,nutM
U
“
T*
Professor
Barn-
you call It livin' down here nU right n O e W M.__U n n L V „ . 1_____
all
thle
excitement—excitement
within
been
arrangements
made
with
a
num­
ard,
"In
an
ordinary
part
of
the
Milky
_____ _
the winged visitors out of doors, i
The Great Nimrod.
to set armin' an’ slap buga all day?" ncck."~8an FYancfsco Argonaut
as well as without the hotel—proved
Way, and la not due to the presence ber of the commercial concerns Inter­
They were talking about RooeevelL to be a flock of swallows gone astray dead and eome alive.
the colonel retorted. "Don't slap bugs
or absence of stars, but seems really ested In the uae of woods to carry out
all day," the native answered. "Yes,
**Oh. anyone can be successful when In their aerial flight Within the hotel
More Modern.
on a commercial scale work that ap­
to be a marking on the sky Itself."
you do, too. I’ll bet 85 you can't set
he Is born with everything In his fa­ no end of trouble and Inconvenience
Almost Alone.
"TbOae ancient strong men didn't
pears promising In the laboratory
there where you are five minutes with know their value," remarked the heavy­
“Tt Is better to be good than great,”
There will be an additional office vor,” growled the pessimist. "You were experienced, for many of the
Leesone
From
the
PulpIL
your hands folded In your lap." It weight prize fight promoter. “ I'll bet
The work never heard of the wolf knocking at birds flew In through the open win­ remarked the thoughtful thinker.
Manhattan Congregational church. maintained In Chicago.
was a bet, and the colonel moved If old Hercules were alive today he
"Why do you think so?" queried the
dows end were ousted with a great
there will consist of studies of tbe 1 Teddy’s door."
New
York,
of
which
Rev.
Dr.
Henry
A.
around behind the native as that wouldn't he cleaning out stables."
young man.
"Hardly." laughed the optimise "It deal of difficulty.
wood-using Industries of the various
Btlmson
la
pastor,
has
been
holding
worthy undertook the ordeal. There
‘‘Because you will hay* less oompe
"Well. I should aay not." laughed
The feathered cloud went astray,
states, tbe collection of statistics and ! any wolf should be so foolish he would
were a few hugs of one kind and an­ the automobile agent, "J guess he'd e aeries of "civic services.” theee bw keeping In general touch with the probably find himself mad* Into a rug urobably through the miscalculation of tltlon." explained the L t
Ing
addressed
by
publicists
and
a
»
other, but the colonel placed his re­ be cleaning oat garages.
1 la short order
i wood market
parts la municipal development.
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