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Par
u recay.
H e l e n , S f f e d 6. w a s t e l l i n g Mary, sired
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ing t o b e m a r r i e d , ”
sh e
a n n ou n ced ,
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h a v e e ig h t e e n
c h ild r e n .”
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M is s M a b e l F . D a w k in s , 1214 L a f a y
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” F o r th r e e y e a r s 1 w a s t r o u b le d w it h
c a t a r r h a n d b lo o d d is e a s e .
I tr ie d s e v
e r a l d o c to r s a n d a d o z e n d iffe r e n t r e m
e d ie s , b u t n o n e o f t h e m d id m e a n y
good.
A f r i e n d t o l d m e o f H o o d 's S a r
s a p a r illa .
1 t o o k t w o b o t tle s o f t h is
m e d ic in e a n d w a s a s w e ll a n d s t r o n g
a s ever.
I fe e l lik e a d iff e r e n t p e r s o n
a n d r e c o m m e n d H o o d ’s t o a n y o n e s u f
f e r i n g fr o m c a t a r r h .”
G e t I t t o d a y i n u s u a l l i q u i d f o r m or
c h o c o l a t e d t a b l e t s c a l l e d S a r s a ta b s .
P o la e .
When you lose your temper, when
you procrastinate, when you get ner
vous, excited, when you are blue and
disappointed, when you worry, you
lose much of your energy, your effi
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A bsen t
M in d e d .
Willie— Papa, there's a big black
bug on the ceiling.
Papa (busy reading)-r-Well, step on
It and don’t bother me.— Boston Trun-
Bad B LO O D
“ Before I
a b a il
I
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c o m p le x io n , p im p le s o n
had
m y fa c e ,
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h ave been.
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t h e p i m p l e s h a v e a ll d is a p p e a r e d fr o m m y
fa ce
I c a n t r u t h fu lly sa y th a t C a sca re ts
a r e j u s t a s a d v e r t i s e d ; I h a v e t a k c u only
two b o x e s of t h e m . ”
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lo w
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t a t e a g e n t , " b u t it w i l l b e b e s t f o r y o u
to g iv e s o m e s a t is fa c t o r y re a so n fo r
w a n t in g to s e ll.”
“ T h e r e a s o n w h y I w a n t t o s e ll is
t h a t t h e p r o p e r t y is a ll r u n d o w n .
It
d o e s n 't b r i n g m e 2 p e r c e n t o n
th e
m o n e y i n v e s t e d i n It.
I’ m n o t o ff e r in g
it a t a s a c r ifi c e .
I d o n 't n e e d t h e m o n
ey.
I w a n t t o g e t r i d o f It, b u t I am
a s k i n g a ll it 's w o r t h .”
“ U m — w e l l . I ’ ll l i s t It f o r y o u , M r .
Y ip s le y ,” s a id th e r e a l e s t a t e
a g e n t.
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o f th e t h in g m a y a t tr a c t s o m e e q u a lly
c r a n k y p u r c h a s e r .”
M o t h e r s w il l fin d M rs. W i n s lo w 's S o o t h in g
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d u r in g t h e t e e t h in g p e r io d .
T he
1 ) 1 .
h i m * * .I M m r r i . i t «
S e r v le * .
Sir Charles McLeran Is champion
ing in the English Commons a series
of bills to reorganize the marriage ser
vice with a view to making It honest.
The High Church
service enjoins:
“ Wives, submit yourselves unto your
husbands as unto the Lord,” which.
Sir Charles says, ladles never have
any Intention of doing, and which. Sir
Charles' wife says. Involves an arro-
gation to the men of Godlike quality
which she regards as a characteristic
bit of masculine buncombe. Further
on the service contains the man's vow:
“ With all my worldly goods I thee en
dow,” which Sir Charles and Mrs. Sir
Charles declare Is just a plain lie. He
never means It for fifteen minutes
after the knot Is tied.— Success Mag
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A tragic interest has been aroused In
the Tonga, or Friendly, group of isl- I
ands In the South Pacific by the news
recently carried to Seattle, Wash., by
steamer that two missionaries of the
Presbyterian faith, Rev. Horatio Hop
kins and Rev. Hector Laurie McPher
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The missionaries were stationed on
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ing war cries and brandishing clubs
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They were carried to the crater of an
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j
According to advices carried by the
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days of Cook and Tasman. Thus is
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The Tonga Islands were discovered
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first missionaries in 1797. During the
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lin e .”
basically the difference is not great
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A. Good
Hair-Food
A yer’ s Hair Vigor, new im
proved formula, is a genuine
hair-food. It feeds, nourishes,
builds up, strengthens, invigor
ates. The hair grows more
rapidly, keeps soft and smooth,
and all dandruff disappears.
Aid nature a little. Give your
hair a good hair-food.
Does not change the color of the hah
A ifers
F o rm a la w ith e*oh bottle
• b o w it t o y e a r
d octor
A »k h im « b o a t It,
th en d o ee h e *ey*
You need not besitste about using this
new Hiir Vlgorfrom anyfearof its chang
ing the color of your hair. The new
Ayer’s Hsir Vigor prevents premature
grayness, but does not change the color
of the hair even to the slightest degree.
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to
D e te c t
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C r r ta la tr .
“ A mother who wants to appear
young can keep a son In klckerbocksrr
Indefinitely.”
“ Say the rest of It.”
“ Bnt the daughter's skirts just hav*
to bo lengthened soma time.”
Thla Is a glorious country, for there
Is always something in It to complain
about
to
H im .
Aa
E x p ert.
Prim Aunt— My dear nephew, were
you wise in the choice of a wife?
Can she cook? Can she make a good
stew?
Nephew— She can make a stew all
right. The only trouble is that she
always puts me In it.— Baltimore
American.___________________
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of
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M is u s e s .
“ T o m m y ,” a s k e d th e te a ch e r, “ m e n
tio n s o m e o f th e u s e s o f p e p p e r .”
" P e p p e r ,” s a id T o m m y , a f t e r a p e r i
o d o f p r o fo u n d r e fle c tio n , " i s a g o o d
t h in g n o t t o p u t on a re d h o t s t o v e ."
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er. “ I never could see anything par
ticularly intellectual about a s t e e l
trap.”
“ A steel trap Is called smart,” ex
plained the elderly person
In his
sweetest voice, “because it knows ex
actly the right time to shut up.”
More might have been said, but In
the circumstances it would have seem
ed unfitting.— London Tit-Bits.
N ot
H er
F a u lt.
M r s. L a p s lin g w a s e x p r e s s in g h e r r o -
g r e t t h a t s h e h a d b e e n u n a b le , o n a c
c o u n t o f illn e s s , t o b e p r e s e n t a t th e
fu n e r a l o f a n e ig h b o r.
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s h e s a id , “ t h a t I
o u g h t to a tte n d
th e o b s e q u ie s o f a
fr ie n d , b u t I J u st c o u ld n ’ t g o .” — C h i
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$ 1. Trimming* 2 5 c each. Ladies' Hat*
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' “ Plume* retied and
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ITCH CAN B E C U R E D
in a short tim e by usinir
P L U M M E R ’S IT C H
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kidneys, sluggish liver or
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y o i r t*pth o a t and
p i s t e a n d hrtri*«
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p r o p e r tie s o f R oots,
H e r h s and B ark*, and
is g iv in g th e w orld the
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TEA SPICES
Neat, c le a t
t a l c o*ve«*e*t. chea*,
l u l a a l l aiaaoa.
Poor health can nearly
always traced to a dis
ordered
stomach, weak
M is n o m e r .
“Miss Flashleigh Is very fond ot
winter sports.”
"W ell. I would scarcely call Tommy
Blagle a winter sport even If be does
wear a red necktie and a green hat.”
— Cleveland Plain Dealer.
N ew
H is H o s t— I h a v e so m e
c u r io s it ie s
u p s t a ir s I s h o u ld lik e t o s h o w y o u . D id
y o u e v e r s e e a r e a l, g e n u in e , o ld t im e
T o le d o b la d e ?
M r. P n e u r ltc h — G osh , y e s ;
m any a
t im e !
I’ v e s e e n th e M e m p h is S c im it a r ,
too.
In th e d a y s w h e n I w a s a c u b
p r in t e r I w o r k e d a w h ile fo r b o t h o f
’ e m .— C h i c a g o T r ib u n e .
t q a j s u ) »J B s d v y X ji[ B n b i s a o j o i p
j o j a » j o p i n o 0 0 0 ‘ 0 0 0 ‘ S2
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p a ja A o o s jp A u u e a
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C r im e .
By means of the poison ordeal the
Angoni, an African tribe, find out
whether or not a man is guilty of a
crime. Under the British rule effort«
are being made to abolish this custom,
but the natives believe so much in its
efficacy that it will be many years be
fore there is a complete suppression.
In these ordeals the natives usually
administer a poison called mauve,
which is obtained by pounding and
steeping in water the bark of a certain
plant, the result being a bitter red in
fusion. In the palmy days before the
British came and the Angoni chipfs
could follow their own sweet will un
molested they would order whole vil
lages or even districts to undergo the
ordeal if anyone offended them.
In these cases, however, the people
did not actually drink the
poison
themselves; each one took a fowl or a
dog and tied it to themselves with a
string and their guilt or lnnocense
was proved by whether the luckless
animal succumbed to the effects of the
poison or not. This poison causes
either sickness or death within an
hour or two. Sickness, therefore, is
held to he a sign of innocence.
The mauve ordeal Is not resorted to
In public trials only; the women are
very fond of settling their little do-
mestic differences In this way, and a
little time back a packet of poison
bark might have been found in the
thatch of nearly every Tumbuka hut.
Nor is drinking mauve the only ordeal
resorted to by the natives to discover
or test crime, as the trial by divina
tion is often called upon to settle the
question of a person's guilt.
N o th in g
PORTLAND, OREGON
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