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V ery 13c PER POUND FOR PORK SMITH PAYS IT S m ith w ill pay the fo llo w in g p rice« ■trail• h t u p fo r g ood fh t at u lf. H e never take« o ff com m ia- ■v«ion. B e ca n use a n y a m ou n t o f p r o - due«. Dreened P o r k ......................................................13c D reseed Vaal up to 130 lb s ............................. 12Mte L iv e H e n « .......................................................... 17c Draeaed H e n « ...................................................... 18c M ark et P rice f o r E g g s. W e w ant a la rg e q u a n tity o f S p r in g lam b« f o r the Kanter trade. W e w d l p a y you a c co r d in g to th e size and q u ality . Sh ip them to us Addreea all sh ip m en ts to the P a st Purify Your Blood C o lo r s . “ Aunty,” said little Constance, "don't you want some of my candy?” "Thank you, dear," was the reply. “ Sugared almonds are favorites of mine.” "The pink or the white ones?" asked the little to t “ The white ones, plsase.” There was silence until the lait piece had disappeared. "They were all pink at first. Aunty.” remarked Constance.—Success Uaga- vlM , __________________ M a k in g I b The total value of church property reported In 1906. for all denominations, was $1,257,575,867, of which $935,912.- j 578 was reported for Protestant bodies, I $292,638,787 for the Roman Catholto I church and $23,991,502 for all the re- ! nialnine bodl'3. fS A N K L. SMITH MEAT CO. “ Fighting the Beef Trust” PORTLAND, OREGON N ot itu d e . "C oin* to cull ou your lew noigla bors next door?” “ Not I. They Insulted ma the day they moved In.” "A s to how?" “ Asked me to occupy a sofa on thi I sidewalk; said they feared 1 couldn't get a good view from behind the I bllnde.” — Plttshnre Post The cause of pimples, boila and oth er eruptions, as well as of that tired feeling and poor appetite, which are so common in the spring, is impure and impoverished blood. The best way to purify and enrich the blood, as thousands of people know by experience, Is to take Hood’s Sarsaparilla Accept no substltuts, but Insist on having Hood's. Oet It today In usual liquid form or Chocolated tablets known as Barsatabs. P ru greu . Bonaar—Bean to the automobile ahow. have youT Decided yet what' kind you are going to buy? Batteraon— Not quite; but I'm get ting there by a proceaa of elimination. I have examined elghty-aeven machines that I have decided not to buy, on ac count of the price. A ll ia a r le d V 9 A g a ls , Mr. Maklnbrakee had Just been Intro duced to the fair debutante. "I need not tell you. Mine Ollsiard,” he said, “ that I am vary happy to—and yet. I suppose, of course. It'e the proper thing to tell you—and I am sure you know I didn’t mean It—though I did mean that I wae happy to— to— make A W onder. your acquaintance In thie Informal— “ What a quaint old teapot! And you though, to be eure, It'e formal, and quite say It has been In the family since the properly so, for there Is nothing so en year 1810? Then It la a century old! joyable as to witness the opening—I It has outlasted an entire 100 years."* should say the unfolding—of the pre "Yes. and probably 300 cooks.” mature, or, rather, of the Immature— whleh la the word I Intended to use, of H a t « Cleaned à blocked ftO c, course—In thle delightful and conven with New 1 nmmlng. $ 1 — P a n - »8*1«* $ 1 — Ladies Straw Hata re- tional function, to— to etand with reluc Imodeled. 5 c postate mail* jo u r tant feet, you know, where the—I beg jtoft hat to ua. 3 1 5 - 1 7 A i d e r your pardon, Mies GUzzard, but one of S t. P o r tla n d . O r e g o n . -our hairpins la coming o u t” S lu e e He ln » l« t e « I . “ Pulsatilla, has anybody made you believe that I am engaged to another girl?” “ Yes.” “ It isn’t true, Pulsatilla! Tell me how I can convince you it isn’t?” “Well, George, you’ll have to go and get a refutation.” | 22k Bridge Teeth 3 . 5C Gold Fillings Enamel Filling« Silver Filling« Inlay Filling« ,50 7 .5 0 WORK OUARANTKKD FOR 1» YIARf D ays et th e G e ld T w r ls s M a .d » ..I k .r l.s , o n F r e q u e n t ly * I shot ft poem in the air; It was reprinted everywhere, From B a n g o r to the Rocky Range And always credited to “Exchange." —New York Mall. 'T find Cascarete so good that I would not be without them. I was troubled s great deal with torpid liver and headache. Now since taking Cascarete Candy Cathar tic I feel very much better. I shall cer tainly recommend them to my friends aa the best medicine I have ever seen." Anna Razinet, Osborn Mill No. a, Fall River, Man. P leasant, Palatable. P oten t. T aate Good. D o G ood. N ev er S icken. W ea k en or G r ip e 10c. 25c. 60c. N ev erw oH in bulk. T h e g e n uin e ta b let sta m ped O C G. G uaran teed to cu r e o r y o u r m on ey back. « / : «n d Chainlet, price«: Gold, Silver. Lead SI. G old , Silver. 75o; G old. 60o: Zino o r C o p p e r .fi. M ullins envelopes and fu ll price lisi eent o n a pplication. Control and U m pire work «O* licitad . B eferenoe: Carbonat© National Bang. « i n loan E x t r a c t io n t r e e w h e n p la t e « o r b r id g e w erk • n t e r r i. M o d e r n e le c t r i c ©qui p m o n t. p B eet m ot hod s. W ise Dental Co. REDUCE THE COST OF LIV1NQ; use C F a itiw o B riL D in o PORTLAND, OREGON errici BOU Ai: • A. M. ta • f . M. Soslaya, t to L T h u d « W u i . B r«. R ES C EN T BAKING POWDER 25c. 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Our seeds won First Grand Prize at the Seattle Exposi tion. Our prices are reasonable. Big Catalogue free. Send for a copy. Vogeler Seed Co. H E N w r it in g t o a d v e r tis e r s p le a s e m e n tin a t h is p a p e r . $6.00 Her H und red . RHUBARB $40.00 F*er Thounand N ow Is the Time to Ptant Rhuharh and Berru Plants J. B. WAGNER, The RHUBARB and BERRY Specialist Pasadena. California____________________ SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST CLflssrra PORTLAND. 0 R L ' Free IM.CC ( » » A l O ou I NO * r e ie r s o n M a c h in e r y C o P ow er Sprayers, Drag Saws, and W ood Saws, Saw M ill Machinery, R ock Crushers & Road Machinery, all kinds o f Pumps, Irrigation Out fits and Rams, W ell drilling M a c h i n e r y , Pneumatic Tanks, M ar ine and Stationary Gas olen e Engines, Launch Supplies, Launches and Canoes, Belting, Hose T S .CAS ENGIN t HOUSE or »BS NM TNM If 18*-IM IMKWitçi fit , Por ria ndOrejon and Packing. L l The confidence felt by farmers and \ gardeners In Ferry’s Soedt to-day i would have been Impossible to feel in l any seeds two score 1 ago. We have mad 1 science of seed_^ m m always do exactly what you t of them. For sale everywhere. FOGY'S 1910 SEED Free on request D. ■>. FERRY fib CO., Detroit, Mloh. Pacific Coast Biscuit Company Seattle TJUST RIGHT S a l t L a k e C it y , U t a h CRIMSON W IN T E R Portland BARINO POWDER EXTRACTS NET PRICE Calalsfoe of N o . 14—'1 0 $1.60 Her D ozen. „ COFFEEt TEA SPICES^ Koskey COMMISSION MERCHANTS 129 Front St., Portland, Ore. Spokane Aalc for Their Good« and »SAVE T H E S E SWASTIKA END SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE They Will Secure You Many Useful Articles Without Cost REDUCE LIVING YOUR COST OF BAKI NG POWDER COMPLIES WITH ALL PURE F O O D LAWS Makes the Baking Sweeter, Lighter A lw ays works riffht NO FAILU R ES C o sts YOU Less NO TRUST PRICES 2 3 Ounces for 2 3 Cents * r ~ ST AT ANY PRICE or your money back A group of senators had gathered In the committee room. It bad been a hard day, In which there had been Incessant study of schedules. Inter spersed with wrangles over technical points, thst had been wearisome. In ths midst o f the silence and gloom some one started to hum an old song, half-forgotten h r many present. Then others began to sing or whistle famil iar airs, and tell Incidents of Interest and moment connected with those songs that had been turning points In their own lives. Finally It was agreed among the small body of senators that, after a summary was made of the songs o f the country, two names stood out prominently In American music— John Howard Payne, whose remains were brought back to Washington from foreign soil by a grateful republic, and Stephen C. Foster, says Joe Mitchell Chappie In the National Magazine. Ths many melodies connected with those two names will live long In the hearts of the people. It was suggest ed that the remains of Stephen C. Foster ought also to be brought to Washington ond rest beside those of John Howard Payne In Oakhlll Ceme tery It Is a singular thing that ths Im mortal song, "Home, Sweet Home,” should have been written by an Amer ican, and yet was sung first on foreign soil In 1823. It was Jenny Lind who Immortalized this song In Washington. Ths lawmakers of the nation stood there In the twilight and paid a trlb- uts to these two great song writers which was certainly Indicative of the power of music over the human heart. It was agreed that the songs of Ste phen C. Foster, the Pennsylvania bal- lad 1st, which havs been translated Into every language under heaven, and have touched the heart* of human be ings of every race and clime, have im mortalized their writer. The senators agreed thst this sweet minstrel of the United States ought to have a monu ment such aa would be worthy of one who had left so deep an Impress upon the world's history. Q ueir J mì P Tako Advantage of Our Cat Price« on Everything You Buy and SAVE 25% to 50% A iters K u ;i B i u«w raw ru ii coax tn« uvev 1st© Activity by gentl« method«. They dfi out scour, gripe or weaken. They Are a tunic to the stomach, liver And nerves; Invigorate Instead of weaken. They en rich the blood and enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that lo pat Into It. These pills contain no calo mel; they are soothing, healing and atlm- elating. For sale by all druggists In lOe and 25c sixes. If yon need medical ad vice. write Munyonre Doctors. They will fidvlee to the beet of their ability abso lutely free of Charge. HUNTOK'S, «84 M d /eTcraon St«., Philadelphia» Pa. Send 10c fo r trial p a ck a g e. O rd ers. When Bobby returned In a drench ing rain from the children's party, to j which he had gone with reluctance, h? Catalog No. 60 it ergmmed full of direct-to- m Our ••noumw «rice«. Writ« f«r it. Not« th«t« J . was wet to the skin, but In high spir its. Specials for April "O Bobby.” said his mother, "you'll X E F D S T H A T A R E P U R E (P e r lb .) catch an awful cold, I'm arrald! I T im o t h y . . 6 1 2 « C h oir© A l .r k « . M r M «m . It©4 Glover 1»© Turkestan «1 fa lfa 21o heard your father tell you to telephone Choi»*© ** - too Dry l and •• »kt P rim e “ •• 17o Choir© “ l9o for a cab If It rained hard— and you W hite ( lover, eholoe 21 o B L A C K F IG S with your very best clothes on! Why 10 Ibe. fo r tOe. » 11*. fo r 11.40. GO lba fo r B-tt didn't you do as he told you?” O YSTERS Sm all can*. 4 o*. (dry meat) . $1.00 p©r do». "I did,” said Bobby, stoutly, "and I Lore© «an*. R o e . (dry n.ratl . 1.76 per dot. E X T R A F IN E O Y S T E R S sat on the box with the driver, same S o s. can*. $l.fio dor. If) or., can*, 12 do». as I've always wanted to, and I had V E R M IC E L L I O R S P A G H E T T I II lb. bo* fo r 37c. 10 lb. box fo r fAc. such a good time I’m almost glad I H O N E Y IN C O M R - P u r e O r e g o n l l o a e y M lb. eoeo. $3 SO. 1 I too. went to the party!” . IT A L IA N P R T N IS 10 lb«, fo r 00c. K lb*, fo r $140. 50 lb*, fo r *2.70 CR E SC E N T B R A N D S A R D IN E S F o r m e r ly c a lle d M a c k e r e l I l k «•“ . lfo . 1 do*, can*. $1.90 per do*. M A P L E S Y R U P —F lu t e r n S ta r D ranri Q uart. H a lf gallon. flOo. G allon. $1.10 P R E S E R V E D F l o s - F i n e a n d H e a lt h y » o per oaa $ 2.26 per do*. to save now — write today r B egin for Catalog K o . 60 — It’ s Free THERE IS ONLY 0NE1 Jones Cash Store PORTLAND, ORB. Thsrs Is probably no gresuar hand leap than vanity. O b « G la r in g on th e D o cto r. The Rev. Dr. Fourthly— Brother Har desty, in view of your present spirit ual coldness, how do you think you would feel if you were called upon t# die? Brother Hardesty—I think I’d feel m good deal of curiosity, doctor, to know whether ail ths things you’ ve told ms about the other world were quite cor rect or not._________________ E x ce p tio n . WITH OVER 56 YEARS T h at!« L A X A T IV E BROMO QUININE. Look for the signature o f E. W . Grove. Used th« World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 26c natural for you to want the best, and the Bitters will prove to be “it ” Try a bottle today for Heart- bum, flatulency, Sour Stom E la b o r a te R e v e n g e . “ Paw, wasn’t that a horrible din ner?” ••It was. Tommy.” “ But you handed the waiter a dims when we went away. What did you do that for?” “I wanted to convey the Idea to him. Tommy, as delicately as possible, that If he’d brought us a good feed it would havs been a half dollar.” A s a ia tin g ach. Indigestion, Castive- ness, Grippe and Malarial Fever. Get OSTETTER’ H im . Ardent Youth— Miss Dora, If I could only find words to sxpress my— — Enthuslsstto Young Woman (Impul sively handing him a small book)—O, Mr. Grunswald, learn Esperanto! It’s the simplest and most expresslvs lan- guags you ever heard of! STOMACH B IT T E R CASTOR» For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Use For Over Thirty Years E x .a Copy o f Wrapper. CASTOR» SEEDS J. J. B U T Z E R 188 S tm t front k W d l Ç ü X Portland, Oregon T m i c in t a v i « eowraNV, N I * v e a n orre. M a r th a f t Washington ä Con Comfort Shoes Genuine comfort—that’s what it means to wear the stylish Martha Washington Comfort Shoes. They fit like a glove, and insure complete rest and relict No buttons or laces—just slip them on and of! like a slipper. Elastic at the sides provides perfect fit over any instep. You will never know how comfortable ■ good looking shoe can be until you have worn MARTHA WASHINGTON COMFORT SHOES /tneore o f Imitationi. Only tho genuine have the name Martha Washington and Mayer Trade Math stamped en tho tale. Refute substitutes. Your dealer will supply y o u ; if not, write to us. P h lln a o p h y . “ After all," said the optimist, "the best of luck Is only what you make It yourself." •‘It’s all well enough for you to talk,” growled the pessimist, "but I never get anything hut bad luck.” "Well, then. It's up to you to make the beet o f I t ”—Catholic Standard and Times. One 1« mad Oat. Young Professor’« Wife—Lysander, you have explained to me several times how the overproduction of gold causes high prices, but somehow I can’t get It through my head. Young Professor—O, yes, you can; the passage from one ear to the other seems to be entirely unobstructed. “Is there anything the people of this C h a ra cter S k etch . "lû lttltts t h . H * » i.“ country cannot do,” vociferated the or ” Tou say h# served four years In m T h , raising of tks hand whleh re ator, “if they unitedly say it shall bs reformatory institution?” places the kkeelng of the Book In tke dons?“ “Yes, and It mads a man of him.” “Yes,” spoke up the fussy old person oath which wltneesee In England will “ I don’t notice any evidence of It” In ths audisnee; “ there’s one thing they henceforth take was In origin a point “ It did, just ths same; he was It when he went la. and II when he t i n s ing toward heaven. The oath tehee mm'X do.” •'What 1« U * sir?” out.* ealew«e4 hie head toward the Be!*« •They eoa't get the battleship Maine whew he tavohe*—• pagan. 1er In saiaed.”—Chicago Tribune. stance, touching the feet or knee of hie god's statue. T have lifted a « V e k le R e v c ig «. mine hand onto the Lord,“ says Abra “Margie, If grandpa was cross to you, ham. Our Germanie ancestors raised you must bs kind to him.” “What for, mamma?” their spears toward high heaven. A O f successful experience “ Don’t you know, child? It will bs quaint case Is that of the Shrewsbury back of Hostetler’s Stom heaping coals of firs on his head.” parliament of 1398, when the lords “Will It, mamma? Then I’ll be Just ach B itters, don’t you took a solemn oath by the croea of as kind as I can be to the old cross- Canterbury, while the commons— ao patch. You know how bald he Isl”— think it is the medicine doubt to mark the distinction between Chicago Ttlbune. you need to set your stom the two orders—swore simply l»y lift O nly O ne “ B R O M O QUININE” ach right again? It is only ing their hands,— London Chronicle. R lgh tln l Reaeatment. Member of Legislature— What partta. Parle has 80,000 liquor selling e»Ub- lar thing are you around here lobbying for. anyhow? llahm.nts. Long Haired, Wild Eyed Person— I am The army la experimenting with This ia a propa transmitting bugle calls for long dis aot lobbying, air* __________________ ganda !” tances with th , aid of the megaphone. If It’s Your Eye Use Pettit's Eye Salve In the time of King Canute, the eleventh century, there was a law pro fo r inflammation, stvs, itching lids, hibiting English parents from selling eye aches, defects o f vision and sensi tive to strong lights. All druggists or their children to the Irish for slaves. Howard Bros. The Arabic mtaalon of the Reformed A D e e p ly F e lt W a n t . Church In America has obtained per mission to erect a hospital at Basso- Steward (th s first day o u t)— Did rah, near the Persian gulf, according *ou ring, sir? Travslsr—Yss, steward. I— I rang. to Consul-General Harris st Smyrna. Steward— Anything I can bring you# time. Anna Rogstad. the first wom an member of th* Storthing, which 1s sir? T rsrslsr—Y-ss, st-tsward. B ring ms the lower house In the Norwegian par liament, was a teacher In one of the m continent, If you have one, or an prlmarjr grades of the public schools Island— anything, steward, so Mul- longs as It’s solid. If you can’t, su* In Christiania when elected. sink ths ship. An Alma girl who Is considered as belonging to the high-brow crowd was A l l R i g h t O t h e r w is e . the objeot of a serenade the other "How do you like your Imported Lon night, and in telling a friend about it, don chauffeur?” j said: "I don’t think there is nothing “ He understands his business per ! more nicer than to be woken up at fectly, but once in a while he clogs the night with vocal singing."— Alma machinery of the car by dropping an 'V into i t ”—Chicago Tribune. (K as.) Signal. Of all the strange stories going the Y ou Can Get Allen’ s Toot-Ease PRfE. rounds about Stdls, the boy mathe Write AllenS. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.,for* free sample of Allen’« Foot-Ea.se. It cures matical marvel at Harvard, the strang I sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes est, and one that Is vouched for, is new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for Ingrowing nails and bunions. A lldrug- that he has no sense of location and corns. «ell It. 25c. Don't accept any substitute. has to be led from place to place. He L u c ie A lle n . goes from building to building at Har “ A preacher who draws a big salary,” vard, but it is said he can not go from one town to another wtihout a com said Uncle Allen Sparks, “sometimes gets a tempting offer to go somewhere panion.— Boston Record. and give a lecture, and he asks a col Living at the present time near lege young man who is studying for Manchester. England, is a family of the ministry to fill his pulpit for one eight sisters and a brother whose Sunday. The college young man does united ages reaches th , stupendous it, and all he gets is thanks. Such total of 607 years. The members of things happen sometimes, and I sup the family, named Stevenson, are: pose It’s all right I'm not blaming the Caroline, 77; Jane, 74: Margaret, 72; preacher, understand. I*m only kicking because the young chap lets that sort Ann, 69; Robert, 67; Betsy, 65; Alice, of game be played on him, by Jucks!” 83; Emma, 61, and Sarah, 59. Five of the listers and th , brother are mar P U T S CURED IN 6 TO 1 4 D A Y S P A Z O OINTMENT is guaranteed to cu r e a n y eoa* ried. o f Itching. Blind. B leeding o r P ro tru d in g P ilw in T h , French end of the C ornlch, road 6 t o 14 d a y « o r m oney refu n ded . 60c. Is kept tn perfect repair by a road G iv in g H la ia e lf A w a y . gang that la always on patrol. The men lire In a big green van. which is I ”Tou’re always complaining about your ‘ruinous taxes.’ I wish I had your hauled along by the steam roller, that taxes to pay.” also acts as a traction engine. Crushed “What for?” stoDe Is ready at hand. It Is spread “ Because then I’d have your property by manual labor and rolled In by the to pay ’em on.” | heavy machine. In this way the roads (Snarling.) “That’s you, exactly! | never go to wreck and the cost of You’d like to have plenty of money to live on, without having to earn It your repairing Is kept small. “ Bull con,” a slang phrase which self, as I have— er—that Is— —” means to flatter, to praise with ulterior S p rea d o f th e M o v e m e n t . motives, had Its origin In the west Mrs. Kawler—The last time I saw years ago. When the gold brick game you, I think, you were attending a was started the bunko men sprang a cooking school to learn how to make fine, high sounding combination of vegetable dishes taste like m eat Mrs. Crossway—Yes, but the feeling 1 words upon the simple farmers. They called It an Investment in “ bullion against the trust Is so strong now that we are learning to make vegetable consolidated." Years after the words dishes taste utterly unlike m eat were cut down to “ bull con,” and came to mean any graft that depended upon the gift of gab. Still later It ogu was used to describe the method of the Asking flattery. Send for It. O h o y ln ir R a r e * Cheaper that* W ife. A few months ago King Edward an nounced that the distinctive feature of an American womaa was her back. He could tell at a glance from the rear whether a woman hailed from this country by the way In which she was gowned. This Is all right so far as It goes, but It la a very alight Instance. There Ask your doctor «bout these are a good many other distinctions throat coughs. He will tell which go to make up the American you how deceptive they are. women, notably her general outlook on A tickling in the throat often life, which la that man was made for her amusement and her support. Our means serious trouble ahead. men do not dispute the fact. They are Better explain your case care never permitted to talk back, ao thuy fully to your doctor, and ask simply grub a little harder to pay th > him about your taking A yer’s ever-increasing pile o f bills which Cherry Pectoral. come In. It la estimated that a man In Persia W e publish our formula« or Turkey can maintain a first-class W « banish sloohel harem on half the sum that a single from ear medicina« W « ur»a you ta American wife costs a man of equal aanault your standing with the oriental. We give this for what It la worth, not that It Who makes the beat liver pills? Tho bears upon the matter tn hand. Amer J. C. Ayer Company, of Lowell, M at*. icana are Immune from polygamy, even 1 They have been making Ayer’ a Pill* for if there were no other factor than the over sixty years. If you have the slight Cost.— Philadelphia Inquirer. est doubt about using these pills, ssk your doctor. Do *s he ssys, slwsys. Mothers win find Mrs. Winslow*« Soothing ■ *7 »»• J. o. aj«r o... l . w . 11 , m»< Syrup ths btt.t remsdr to un lot th.IT rhlktmn luring th. U.thing psriod. Throat Coughs T r ib a l, ta B a rd «. ^C duchs 6 C olds Portland is the big market place of the Northwest. M cEw en & N a t i o n * . 1— m ak er. P ay A ttic r i e a 'a P r o u i l u .u t LAZY LIVER PIPE REPAIRING ___________ m ” F r e e , , Ton To« cannot c a n n o t get « a t t b e t t o i la ordered. Consul o rk don© e r o . —----------— A l l w o r k - f u l l y - g , u —r ar- pai ni rea w work doni» a — n y » w — h ------. SXYOIYO OLD SOVOflk r e . . .. Ths first recorded Instance of tar ring and feathering a human being was In 1189, during the time of the crusades. In that year, the first of the reign of Richard 1., a law was passed that "any robber voyaging with the crusaders shall be first shaved, then hot pitch shall be poured upon him and a cushion of feathers shook over him." After this the criminal was to be put ashore at the first landing place the ship reached. I 1 . 0 C Ofmrj deserti«« ky a a l AMBER.BR 1ER I 1.00 m i MFERSCHAUM. Artkkúl Calón*. | .50 SIG SICHEL êi CO. Partial S 2.50 92T W 4 Start l Good Rubber _ AA \ Plate« 5.00 H O Lenii W ARD E. BURTON - Awny«r ville, Colorado, Hpecituen \ Beat Red "Nb- - ’ ber Plate. Lff.U ___________________ Painleu Extr’ don «h e Overcrowding 1> no modern I ddovb - tlon, aayi a writer In the Ban Fran cisco Call, and he Illustrates ths point with a story. A man was complaining to an old pilot about ths fact that tllsra had been four In one stateroom on a steamboat “ Four in a room?” replied ths other. “ That's nothing. Tou should havs traveled In the days o f the gold rush to California. “ I remember one trip out o f New , York we carried more than one thou- 1 sand passengers, and If you put fifty on that ahJp to-day there'd be a protest that would reach Washington, and make trouble for somebody. 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