Cottage Grove leader., March 29, 1910, Image 7

I
a lie t .
A sergeant was once drilling a squad
of recruits. They were Incredibly ig­
norant. One of them could not tell hid
right hand from his left.
The ser­
geant proceeded to teach them and at
last attained some degree of success.
Sergeant— Now, yer blessed Idiot,
hold yer hands in front of yer and
twist the»m round one over the other.
Stop! Now, which is your left hand
and which Is your right?
Recruit (looking at his hands for a
moment)— I ’m biowed If I know. I've
gone and mixed ’em !— London An­
swers.
__________________
“ Ship It to Me”
SA Y S SM ITH
Smith wants ava-y dreaped veal and ho*
in the country. He never » hanres com-
miesion. We will puy aa follows for good,
fat stuff. Ship by express.
Dressed Veal, up to 130 Ibe........... 12’ -/C.
Dressed F o rk ................................ l l ' .-C.
Live Chickens .........
16c.
Dressed Chickens........................... 17VtC.
LtfKs ...................... Market Price
Addreee
FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.
“ fighting the Beef Trust"
PORTLAND. OREGON
No C om p u lsion .
“W hy do I have to pay such enor­
mous prices for round steak?" grum­
bled the customer.
"You don’t,” said the butcher. “Here’s
a perfectly good shank you can buy for
a good deal less money."— Chicago
Tribune. __________________
C o st
of
P L M T ' IB S O N ’S RO SES
• he w oaon Rose Nurseries
20 Acres of Roiesl
Two-year-old bushes
Grown In the open tleld
N o w la a good time to plant
Catalogue Free
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L iv in g .
S id e
L ig h t*
os
H is t o r y .
T w a s tough on the old philosophers,
Julius Caesar had Just prganlzed the
too;
triumvirate.
For Instance, If you please.
"This is something like It." he said.
Incessant strife was the cost of living
"A decernvlrate Is so jejune!"
With Mrs. Socrates.
It was the recollection of this atroc­
»-Chicago Tribune.
ity that Anally nerved the avenging
arm of Brutus.—Chicago Tratbune.
T r y i n g t o B n e o o r a g e H im .
“ O, Guy, you mustn’t allow yourself
H e W a s H a n d ic a p p e d .
to be scared by papa’s piercing eye."
Sagebrush Sam—Yer say Bill died of
“ I’m not so much afraid of that, El-
a lame arm. How could that be?
fleda, as I am of his cutting ’n o s!'“
Cactus Charlie—Why, yer see, his
arm wuz so stiff that he couldn’t draw
A d v an ced T h o u gh t.
his gun quick, an’ the other feller got
“Doctor, how do you account for the the drop on him.—Tit-Bits.
existence of rheumatism?"
D ls a s t r o a e .
"The mind, my dear sir, evolved the
Doctor—Have you been taking an oc­
disease to fit the word."
casional cold plunge, as I advised?
Dyspeptic Capitalist—Yes, I’ve been
Investing heavily In Ice stocks—end I
REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; got nipped.—Chicago Tribune.
use C R E S C E N T
BAKING POW DER
B lo o d
M oney?
"One day," said Mrs. Lapsling, “ I
saw a man thrash a big, brutal team­
ster for beating his horses. If I had
my way about It he should have a
share of the Carnage hero fund."
25c. FULL POUND
O W ARD E. BURTON - Anna yer and Chemist.
Leadville, Colorado. Specimen price#: Gold,
Silver. Lead. SI. Gold, Silver. 75c: Gold. 50o; Zino
or Copper, SI. M ailing envelope* and fu ll price liat
aent on application. Control and Umpire work so­
licited. Reference: Carbonate National Bank.
M
$ 2,000 A Y E A R
In being earned by huhdreda o f Chiropod­
ists. The work is easily learned, competi­
tion slight, returns lucrative A thousand
graduates coula be
placed tomorrow.
W rite for particulars
Portland is the big market place of the
Northwest.
The Western SchoaA
o f Chiropody
Portland, Oregon
Send Your Produce THERE
W e are handlers o f Eggs, Butter,
Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or
dressed; also Apples, Onions, Pota­
toes. Consignments, whether large
or small, are solicited. We can give
you good prices for good stuff.
W rite Us.
A Broken Down Foot-Arch
CHEAP INSURANCE
M cEw en &
K osk ey
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
129 Front St.,
Portland, Ore.
Seeds
Don’t waste time and money plant­
ing poor seeds. Our seeds won First
Grand Prize at the Seattle Exposi­
tion.
Our prices are reasonable.
Big Catalogue free. Send for a copy.
FOR GRAIN GROWERS
“ Woodlark'* Squirrel Poison is the most
reliable and destructive agent yet devised
V ogeler Seed Co.
for the extermination of Gophers, Squir­
S a lt L a k e C ity , U ta h
rels, Sage Rats and Prairie Dogs. I t is
the cheapest insurance against their
ravages. Every kernel is warranted to
kill. Climatic changes or moisture of the
earth do not destroy its strength. Re­
quires NO M IX IN G OR P R E P A R A T IO N . Is For homestead relinquishments, and can sell your
farms and ranches quickly. L et us handle your
always ready for use. N o other is so business
and we will guarantee your satisfaction.
good. Dealers will refund the purchase Give full particulars in first letter.
price if not as claimed. Pamphlet free.
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H o y t C h e m ic a l C o ., Portland, Oregon 510 Dekum Bldg.
Portland, Ore
W E PAY CASH
Hood’s
S a rs a p a rilla
Cures all blood humors, afi
eruptions, clears the complex­
ion, creates an appetite, aids
digestion, relieves th a t tired
feeling, gives vigor and vim.
Get it today in usual liquid form or chocolate
tablet# known aa Sarsataba. iOU Doaea $1.
Tardy Jaatlce.
Phidias had Just finished sculpturing
the decorations of the Parthenon.
"The gall of It Is," he said, "that I ’ll
get mighty little credit for these things.
Some day they’ll be wanted In the Brit­
ish museum, and they’ll be known as
the Elgin marbles—Elgin, with the ‘ g*
hard, us in ’gosh’ !"
His gloomy forebodings prowed true,
and It is with the high and noble pur­
pose of doing full Justice to the mem­
ory of a great man that after the lapse
of twenty-four centuries this Incident
Is for the first time given to the public.
—Chicago Tribune.
N o th in * .
“ What was your husband saying tc
you last night?’
"Nothing."
“ Why, I was sure I heard him talk­
ing to you for over an hour.”
“ You did.” — Houston Post.
Perth’s Eye Sake f o r Over 100 Years
has been used for congested and in­
flamed eyes, removes film or scum
over the eyes. All druggists or How­
ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y .
I J n c le
10c, 25c, 50c. Never sold in bulk. The gen­
uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back.
TAKE A
DOSE OF
piso*s
\
CURE
xmt
m st
W
m \ u » t nm (g u «ts * la y »s
It w ill instantly relieve that racking cough. j|
Taken promptly it w ill often prevent I
Asthma, Bronchitis and serious throat and “
lung troubles.
Guaranteed safe and very
palatable.
A l l D ruggists. 25 centSs
$1.50 Per Dozen.
$6.00 Per Hundred.
$40.00 Per Thousand
Nuw Is the Tim e to Plant Rhubarb and Herru Plants
J. B. W AG NER, The RHUBARB and BERRY Specialist
Pasaden a, California
Guaranteed under
a ll Pure F ood
Laws
Cured
K C B aking Po w der w ill do it ! G et
a can. T ry it for your favorite cake. I f
It doesn’t raise better, m ore evenly, higher,
— if it isn’t daintier, m ore delicate in flavor,
— w e return your money. E verybody
agrees K C has no equal
K C POWDER
BAKING
Pure, Wholesome,
Economical.
J MANI* ‘
“ Jaques Mfg. Co.
Chicago
of
F e m in in e
e lo u a r y ’e
U re o c fr
of
s h o e s th a t
p e r
look, fiU f c t l
and
wear
r ig h t .
M a d e o f *elected le a t h e r — l e a t h e r t h a t is b e s t b y
e v e r y lest
C o r r e c t in s t y l e .
M a d e b y t h e fin e s t
s h o e m a k e r s , in t h e b e s t e q u ip p e d f a c t o r y in e x is t e n c e .
¿M AYER HONORBILT
shoe* »re "built on honor"— built for combine J style and service
built for absolute satisfaction and lasting comfort. Biggest values
you can ever bops to get for the money.
There is an Honorbilt style that will exactly suit you and fit you.
A»k your shoe dealer; if he hasn’t it* write as. Look for
the ¿MLayer Trad * SMCar^ on the sole.
F R E E —I f y o u w i l l sen d us th e n a m e o f a d e a le r w h o d oes n o t h andle
M a y e r H o n o rb llt S h o e «, w e w i l l «e n d you f r e e , p ostp aid , « hand­
som e p ic tu re , else 15*20, o f G e o rg e W a s h in g to n .
W e also make Leading Lady Shoes, Martha Washington
Comfort Shoes, Yerma Cushion Shoes, Special Merit
School Shoes and Work Shoes.
F. ¿M A Y E R BOOT &
SHOE CO. wmcons T n r
F llq u e t le .
by Electropodes J
New Electric Treatment. Metal iaaolee— worn
lnalde shoes. Body becomes magnet -nerve* the
connecting wires. Positive cure foe Rheumatism,
Neuralgia. Backache, Kidney and Lire* com­
plaints. Only fl-00 pair. Guarantee signed with
each sain. If Electro pod es fall to cure, money re­
turned. If not at your Druggist's send us $1 1
We win see that you are supplied.
W E S T E R N E L E C T R O P O D B CO.
M 7 L s s A n geles S L .
L o . Angolan. Cal.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Wit of the Youngsters £
Harry, the small son of a young
widow, was tired of frocks. One even­
ing when a gentleman called to see
his mother he said;
"Mamma, will
Mr. Green buy me a pair of pants if
I let him marry you?”
Little Robert received a wagon on
his birthday morning and within an
hour he had broken a wheel. After
trying In vain to repair the damage
he called to his father, who soon
mended It. "Papa," he said, “ you are
smarter than you look.’’
"W hat are you laughing at, dear?”
asked a fond mother of a little 4-year-
old miss who seemed to be greatly
amused.
“ Oh, at something funny
that happened,” was the reply, “ but
It's no use to tell you, because It ain’t
funny enough for both of us to laugh
At.’’
Elmer— Mamma, didn’t you say we
should always try to make other peo­
ple happy? Mamma— Yes, dear. El­
mer— Well, I know a little boy that
I could make very happy If I had 5
cents to buy candy with. Mamma—
Who is the little boy? Elmer—Why,
It’s me.
K I h
k
"
of
th e
Jew s.
The official style of' Herod I., the.
Great, was King of Judea, this being
conferred upon him by the Romans;
but there Is little likelihood that the
Roman Senate understood that any
Fifty
difference might exist between King
years of
study and
of Judea and Kihg of the Jews. View­
experience
ing the situation In the popular and
make them re-
r liable. For sale
not official sense of the term, Herod
everyvulicre. Ferry’«
J9!0 Seed Annual
was so little King of the Jews thpt the
free on request
day of his death became a popular na­
B. IL PERCY A CO,
tional festival. Saul, David and Solo­
mon as Kings of all Israel were Kings
of the Jews. After Solomon and the
division of the kingdom the line of
the Kings of Israel extended from
Jereboam to Hoshea, ending at ' the
O at o f town people captivity (721 B. C.), the Kings of
can have their plate Judah from Rehoboam to Zedeklah,
and bridgework fin.
lahed iu one daj 599 B. C.
After the captivity the
M neewwary.
W* will giv* you • good style of King of the Jews was first as­
22k fold sr Dorcelair sumed by Judas Hareanus Arlstobulus
crown lor
*3.5~
(107 B. C) and after his death by
Molar Crowns
his son Arlstobulus (70 B. C.), who
22k Bridge Tooth _
reigned until overthrown by Pompey.
Gold Fillings
1 .0
Enamel Fillings 1 . 0
This second Arlstobulus of the Macca-
Silver Filling*
.5
beean dynasty was the last td hear th«
Inlay Fillings
2 .5
official daslgnatiou of the King of the
Plats*
5.00 Jews.
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in
rag. w r ’w Beit Red Pnb- _ _ M
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Moeniss
btr
«.50
Painless Extr’rlof) a 50
Old Favorites
In China, aa In other Eastern coun­
tries, it la Imperatively necessary it
women are to be reached to reach
them by women, writes Lady Florence
T h e M a r i n e r ’« D r e a m .
Cecil in the Woman’s Magazine. Pji slumbers of midnight the sallor-?*oy
Though not absolutely secluded as In
lay;
His hammock swung loose at the
Indian zenanas, a Chinese woman Is
sport of the wind,
practically unapproachable to men
who are not near relatives; she does But, watchworn and weary, his cares
flew away,
not, It Is true, turn her back and
And visions of happiness danced o’er
avert her face wfien a stranger ap­
his mind.
pears, as a Korean woman does,
neither does she veil her face as a He dreamed of his home, of his dear
Mohammedan woman would do; but
native bowers,
And pleasures that waited on life’s
nevertheless she Is kept apart from
merry morn;
Intercourse with men. and to listen
freely to male teachers, though far While Memory stood sidewise, half
covered with flowers,
more possible In these latter days of
And restored every rose, but secreted
emancipation than It ever was before.
its thorn.
Is still a difficulty and an Impropriety. ’
A Chinaman's best friend never Then Fancy her magical pinions spread
thinks of asking after his wife or
wide,
And bade the young dreamer In ec-
daughters; they do not appear If he
stacy rise:
entertains guests; the higher class
women are seldom seen driving out, Now far, far behind him the green
waters glide,
much less walking about the streets.
And the cot of his forefathers bless­
A missionary of many years’ experi­
es his eyes.
ence told me of a breach of etiquette
he once made In bowing to a lady Ths Jessamine clambers In flowers o’er
whose husband he knew Intimately;
the thatch,
she hurried by, blushing deeply, and
And the swallow chirps sweet from
returning no sign of recognition to so
her nest in the wall;
unmannerly a salutation; he never at­ A ll trembling with transport, he raises
the latch,
tempted such a thing again, hence-
And the voices of loved ones reply to
forth Ignoring any Chinese lady he
his call.
might happen to meet.
Medical work among them can best A father bends o’er him with looks of
be undertaken by women. In point
delight;
of fact the Chinese women flock by
His cheek is impearled with a moth­
thousands to the women's hospitals
er’s warm tear;
tarried on by lady doctors and nurses. And the lips of the boy In a love-kiss
unite
One lady doctor told me she had dealt
With the lips of the maid whom his
with as many as 5,000 out-patient
* bosom holds dear.
cases In a month; another lady doo-
inless Dentistry
i r o
llo c lu r .— M l«-
Insomnia
RHUBARB
Improve
Y our Baking
le m m a
“You may not be as good as David
or as wise as Solomon," said Uncle A l­
len Sparks, "but if you know how to
train children you’ve got the bulge on tor worked with her, as well as a
both of ’em. Each of the two had 8 staff of Chinese nurses under her en­
boy that went wrong."
tirely trained by herself. As their
shyness of foreign men and distrust
PILES CURED IN
TO 14 DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT is truaranteed to cure any case of the motives of missionaries wear
of Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles in off the women do. indeed, freely at­
6 to 14 days or money refunded.
50c.
tend hospitals staffed by male doctors,
A t t h e A r t is t e ' D e c e p tio n .
but undoubtedly this particular field
“ Mr. D’Awber, what are you going to of women’s work will always continue
paint on this coal black canvas?"
to need many laborers.
"Madam, that is a completed paint­
Much, too, has been done In the
ing. It Is listed In the catalogue as way of training and teaching young
‘Early Morning in Chicago.’ ”—Chicago
Chinese women, both aa doctors and
Tribune. _■
nurses; they are teachable creatures,
R a d ic a l.
very docile and eager to learn, deft-
“Talk about reformin’ foot ball!" flngered, neat and soft-voiced— all ex­
said Uncle Jerry Peebles. , “The only
way you kin reform It is to take an ax cellent qualities In nurse or woman—
but no Oriental can entirely believe
to it !" —Chicago Tribune.
<n the absolute necessity for rigid
cleanliness and for antiseptic precau­
tions. A surgeon told me that one of
his most onerous duties was to Insist
on his students obeying the ordinary
regulations of an operating room or to
make them understand that they must
“ I have been using Caacaret. for In­ wash their hands again If they strok­
somnia, with which I have been afflicted
for twenty years, and I can say that Caa­ ed their heads or touched their queues,
caret» have given me more relief than any or again that they must not open a
other remedy I have ever tried. I shall note In the middle of an operation;
certainly recommend them to my friends consequently the lady In charge of a
as being all that they are represented.”
hospital has arduous work In perpet­
Thos. Gillard, Elgin, 111.
ual supervision of everything, even
Pleasant, Palatable, Potent. Taste Good.
to the smallest details.
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
^
CRIM SON W IN T E R
A lle n .
W O M AN ’S PLACE Iff CHINA.
H a n g h tr«
The heart of the sleeper beats high in
his breast;
Joy quickens his pulses—all hard­
ships seem o’er.
And a murmur of happiness steals
through his rest:
"O God! thou hast blessed me; I ask
for no more."
Ah, what is that flame which now
bursts on his eye?
Ah, what Is that sound which now
’larms on his ear?
'Tis the lightning’s red gleam, painting
hell on the sky!
’TIs the crashing of thunders, the
groan of the sphere!
He springs from his hammock—he flies
to the deck!
Amazement confronts him with im ­
ages dire;
Wild winds and mad waves drive the
vessel a wreck—
The masts fly in splinters—the
shrouds are on fire!
W is e D e n t a l C o .
lu t.fr f u t from ootitM m »n r th tn . hefmfuL
P ttc «. 25 cen t», 50 c o t s ea i $1.00 pm box.
Smo p f. m m on mqumt.
JOHN I. BP OWN A SON,
Ir o n ? .
“You’re as hard as nails," said his
trainer.
"W ell," irritably answered the actor-
pugilist, "wouldn't you naturally ex­
pect me to be? I wear my clawham­
mer coat two or three hours every
night."
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Desperate
Coughs
Dangerous cough*. Extremely
perilous coughs. Coughs that
rasp and tear the throat and
lungs. Coughs that shake the
whole body. You need a regu­
lar medicine, a doctor’s medi­
cine, for such a cough. Ask
your doctor about A y e r ’ a
Cherry Pectoral.
A vers
W e publiai* our formula#
»
W * banish aloohol
from our medic in oe
W o u rg* you to
•enault yeux
Any good doctor will tell you that a medi­
cine Tike Ayer’ » Cherry Pectoral cannot
do ita beat work if the bowela are con­
stipated. Ask your doctor if he knows
anything better than Ayer’ s Pills for cor­
recting this aluggishneaa of the liver.
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Distemper
In all its forms, among all ages of borsee
A t t h . R t d l . s S c h o o l.
and dogs, cured and ouiers in the 3ame sta­
“ Mount your horse on the lett aide.’’
ble prevented from having the disease with
“ Why?
What difference can that
Spoon's Distemper Cure. Every bottle
guaranteed. Over 500,000 bottles sold last make?"
year. $.50 and $1.00. Good druggists, or
“ It’s the rule."
send to manufacturers. Agents wanted.
Write for free book. Spohn Med. Co., Spec.
“ But why should It be the ruler*
Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
“ Because In the past horsemen wore
swords. They wore them on the left
F r e e F o a ta g e .
hip; hence had they mounted on tha
When the post office was first opened right side the sword would hare got la
A t Kal Feng, China, the clerks had a
the way.
So they mounted on thw
light with some men who bought lett, and we still mount on the left.
etamps and refused to go away until Horace are accustomed to tt, and If
the stamps were licked and stuck on you try to get up from the right yon
their envelopes for them. The foreign are liable to be kicked.”— Philadelphia
post offices In Palestine are usually Bulletin. __________________
convulsed by a spirit of keen competi­
D o l l » '. R e to r t.
tion. I f a parcel exceeding the regu­
" I won’t wash my face!” said Dolly
lation weight or size Is taken to an
office and refused the traveler in the defiantly.
“ Naughty,
naughty,"
reproved
m ajority of cases has only to threaten
to take It Lo a rival office, and It is grandmother. “ When I was a Uttio
straightway received without a mur­ girl I always washed my face.”
“ Yes, and now look at tt!”— Every,
mur. So keen is the rivalry between
some of these offices that residents In b o d y ' s . _________________
Palestine possess a f r t t post within
C h r o n ic .
certain districts. Between Jaffa and
Mrs. Hewllgus—Absalom, we are oat
the surrouiidiag colonies and also with­ of coal. Is your credit at the dealer*«
in Jerusalem the German and Aus­ bad again?
trian offices make no charge for the
Mr. Hewllgus—Not "again," Amanda.
delivery of local letters.— Chicago Still!—Chicago Tribune.
News.
__________________
H a t* Cleaned * blocked 8 0 «,
with New Trimmings $1— P a»>
$1— Ladie* Straw Haw re-
Bc postage mails yoar
bat tout. 315-17 A id e *
St- P ortlan d. O ra g o e .
Only One “ BROMO QUININE"
T h a t la L A X A T I V E B R O M O Q U IN IN E . Look
fo r th e siffn atu re o f E. W . G rove.
Used the
W o rld o v e r to C u re a Cold in O ne D ay.
25c
An
O b e d ie n t
D
or
.
Schnapps is a dachshund, and the
ogue foi
people who know all about the breed
the Asking
call the queer looking animal hand­
Send for It.
some.
In the house In New York
where
he
Is
the
pet
he
is
credited
with
Like mountains the billows tremend­
J.
J.
B U T Z E R
more than ordinary dog sense and with
ously swell;
Portland. Oregon
In vain the lost wretch calls on Mer­ understanding every word said to him 188 Street front
cy to save;
in English or German. In order to
Unseen hands of spirits are ringing demonstrate his sagacity his master
his knell,
said to him a few evenings ago:
And the Death-angel flaps his broad "Schnapps, the young people have
wings o’er the wave!
been here long enough. Go down and
¿ COFFEEt
O sailor-boy, woe to thy dream o f de tell the boys to go home.’’ Downstairs
he waddled and, standing before the
TEA SPICES'
light!
B 1AKIN0
A K IN * POWDER
In darkness dissolves the gay frost­ visiting youths, barked and howled,
EXTRACTS
_
then ran to the front door and back
work of bliss.
RIGHTS
Where, now, Is the picture that Fancy again and kept up the performance
touched bright—
until, as his proud master explained,
C LO SSE T A DEVEB 3
Thy parents’ fond pressure, and “ the young men heard and saw the
PORTLAND. oat.'
love’s honeyed kiss?
point. Pretty smart for a dachs, eh?”
SEED S
«S f
O sailor-boy, sallor-boy, never again
Shall home, love, or kindred thy
wishes repay!
Unblessed and unhonored, down deep
In the main
Full many a fathom, thy frame shall
decay.
No tomb shall e’er plead to remen.
brance for thee,
Or redeem form or frame from the
merciless surge;
But the white foam of waves shall thy
winding-sheet be,
And winds, In the midnight of win­
ter, thy dirge!
M o th e rs will fin d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o th in g
S yru p th e b e s t r e m e d y to use f o r t h e ir c h ild r e n
d u r in g th e t e e t h in g p e r io d .
tot this
In th e L o n g A g o ,
16-In.
Benjamin
Franklin, full of his PLUME
schemes for drawing electricity from
the clouds, had dropped in at a hard­
ware store.
"W ell,” said the salesman, "what Is
It?”
"W ire, please," answered Benjamin.
"In a moment," the salesman said,
turning to wait on a woman customer
who had Just come In.
Even in those days, as we learn from
this, the man who was In a hurry got
the busy signal sometimes.—Chicago
Tribune. __________________
Tbla plume is Just tbe klad
for which you would haw* tm
pay $5.00 at any retail store. IB
Is extra wide, fully 16-Ins. loagk
la all colors, with willowy flues o*
great length that do not lose their
curl easily. Send us $1.00 to-day.
for this 1» an opportunity bo ? to b e
m issed. We offer also an extra largt*
and handsome $7.SO plume at $2.58»
Send your money by mall, express or money order.
Remember that your money w ill be refunded IB
the plume la not entirely satisfactory.
On a bed of green sea-flowers thy
limbs shall be laid;
E x c e p tio n .
Around thy white bones the red coral
Seed to-day fo r our fre e c a ta lo g ««
shall grow;
Teacher— As I have been telling you,
o f b o a a tff«! l 'l a n e i and W illows,
Of thy fair yellow locks, threads of there are two general classes of work­ fa. T * k CNtrici F xW C.
SU-S1SB'.»».«.*,
amber be made;
ers. Tommy, does your father make
And every part suit to thy mansion
hla living by using his brains or by
No. i o - q t
P N U
below.
ua}ng his muscles? Tommy— Neither
r it in g to n dvertl I « " p l « w |
Days, months, years, and ages shah one, ma’am. He’s a policeman.— Chi­ T I U f B E m N en w
tion t h is p ap er.
cago Tribune.
circle away.
And still the vast waters above thee
shall roll;
Earth loses thy pattern for ever and
aye,
O sailor-boy, sallor-boy, peace to thy
soul!
—William Dlmond.
H ard
to
G et
H id
of
CASTORIA
G n est.
Jerrle McCartle was often the gueet
of friends who on account of his plea»
ant ways extended to him that sort of
old Irish hospitality which enabied a
visitor in my own family who came
for a fortnight to stay for six years,
says London Tit-Blts.
In
McCartte’s
case
the visit
stretched to nearly doubt that time.
After eight or nine years, however, his
kinsman got a little tired of his guest
and let him know of his old mansion's
proposed renovation, saying that he
had signed a contract for having it
painted from garret to cellar.
"B y George!” said Jerry, "It's for­
tunate that I don’t object to the smell
of paint, and it will be well to have
someone to keep an eye on the paint­
ers, now that the w&llfruft is ripen­
ing.**
Some months passed. Then his host
informed him that he was going to
be married, adding: " I thought I ’d
tell you in good time, so that you
could make leisurely preparations to
go, as the lady and you may not hit
It off a» well as you and I do.**
With cheerful eyes Jerry grasped his
cousin's band, saying:
"Oh, Dan, dear, you have my hearty
thanks for your consideration; but,
dear, dear boy, surely if you can put
up with her I can.“
"W ere you ever arrested before?’
asked the magistrate, whose principal
business is imposing fines for speed*
ing.
“ What do you think I* t # been doing
F axting B c il d ix ® „
all these years?*' asked the chauffeur
T hixi )4^ * nh .8 t ». PORTLAND, OREGON
No one but the owner has any great
orrici IOCU: • A M- to $ F. at. dutaji. I te L —"pushing a wheelbarrow?"— Wash­
ington Star.
use for a dog that Is so little dog It le
adorned with ribbons and bells.
The thing an old man becomes most
thoroughly tired of is grumbling, al­
It le pretty safe to distrust the man
B r o n c h i a l T r o c h e s though he doe« a good deal of It him­
who claims to be working overtime as
!n-t«nt!r f t l l U
Son Thro.*, H t t lw n a a end
self.
a peacemaker.
Co*ixh«. U n u c i I U lor cWartof th « »o<c.. A b .
W O R K G U A R A N T E E D F O R IS Y E A R S
Pain leas Extraction Free w hen plate* or bridge work
la ordered. Consultation Free. Yon cannot g^t bettes
pelnIrM work done anywhere. A l l w o r k fu lly g u a r­
a n teed . Modern electric equipment. Heat n »thoda.
rfe* M sn-of-W sr Sirs.
The frigate pelican, or man-of-war
♦Ird, Is usually met with by travelers
In the tropics. Although when stripped
Of Its feathers it is hardly larger than
a pigeon, yet no man can touch at the
same time the tips of its extended
wings. The long wing tones are ex­
ceedingly light, and the whole app»
ratus of air cells is extremely devel­
oped, so that Its real weight Is very
trifling. It flies at a great height above
the water, and from that elevation
pounces down on fish, especially pre­
ferring the poor, persecuted flying fish
for Its prey. According to some au­
thors, the name of man-of-war bird
was given to It because its appearance
was said to foretell the coming of a
ship, probably because the frigate peli­
can and real frigates are equally ad­
verse to storms, and both like to come
into harbor If the le a th er threatens.
You may Imagine you are unlucky,
We don't accomplish much but try
and miss all excitement, but ttertf to keep ahead of the special sessions
Isn’t muck
lm that reaped
For Infants and Children.
CASTO RU The Kind You Hava
ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT.
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ness und Resti ontalns neittr
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Bears the
Signature
of
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M o n , Sour Stomach. [iU n ta i
W orm s f onvulsions J ew riik
ness axl Loss or S leep .
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NEW
YORK.
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Exact Copy o f Wr«ppw.
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
CASTORIA