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I le e p ls c THE HIGHEST PRICES Ity o land are aa follows: We will pay these prices—straight up for good, fa t stuff. W e never charge commission nor drayage. Fresh ranch eg g s—market price. Dressed Veal up to 130 lbs Large Veal Less. Dressed pork, any si ze. . Live H ens........ .................. Dressed H ers....................... Live D ucks........................... Dressed Geese..................... Dressed Turkeys................. Addnu, 12$c He 18c 20c 18c 16c 25c FRANK L SMITH MEAT CO. “ FigkiRi (he ltd Treat" D slp h ta a id F ly I n s F is h . ▲ ship was lying at anchor at Boca Grande, says the Punta Gorda Herald, lately when the crew observed a dol phin chasing a flying fish, both coming directly toward the ship. On nearing the vessel the flier arose In the air and passed over the bow Just abaft the foremast. As It did so the dolphin went under the ship and, coming up wn the other side, sprang from the water and caught the flying fish on “ the fly" Just as It was curving grace fu lly down In Its descent to the water. T r o u b le in H is B r e ls Pan. “Doctor,” said the little Boston boy, “you are an alienist, are you not?" “Yes,” answered the distinguished physician, "that Is the particular branch of medical practice to which I devote myself. Can I do anything for you ?” “ You can assist me, perhaps, In al- layln „ '^ ’.“trlous apprehension that has arisen In my mind. This morning, doc tor, I found myself saying ‘fosslliferous’ when I was trying to say ‘palaeontolog ical.’ Does that Indicate aphasia, or is I t merely temporary heterophemy ?” L o o k ls s F orw ard. “ Why are you looking so happy?" “ My rich uncle has bought him an Aeroplane." “ But Curtis says an aeroplane is as «afe as an automobile.” "And I believe It; that's why I’ m so lappy.”— Houston Post. N oth in * F sel R a is e d . M others r-fTl find Mrs. W in slow 's Soothing B y ru p th b nr r -m e d v to use fo r th eir ch ild re n d u r in g ih e t c o u -m g oe n u d . N ot la PORTLAND, OREGON. w it h Among the pernicious things that ws have all been doing without know ing It Is sleeping with a pillow under our heads. No longer if we value health and happiness may we bury our weary heads In these soft and soothing depths. It Is the feet that want elevation, not the head, saya a German doctor, and a pillow Isn’t big enough to raise them to the required height. The doctor ha9 thé foot end of hia bed elevated about eight Inches and says that In this poiltion his cir culation is better and that his brain and nerves have profited thereby. « b o T b u n d e r b o lt. “ I sent you a communication a day or two ago,” said the indignant caller, “and you wouldn’t print it Just because It didn’ t happen to agree with your views.” “ What was It about?” asked the edi tor of the Morning Thunderbolt. “It was about woman suffrage." “O, yes. I remember." "You threw it In the waste basket, 1 presume.” “ I presume I did.” “My object, sir, was to show that a good deal can be said on both sides,” “Well, you said It, all right, sir—on both sides of the sheet. That’s the reason why you can’t say It In the Thunderbolt. Good morning, sir." P r e c o c io u s F o r e s ig h t . “Tom my,” said the teacher, “ you have made some Inexcusable mistakes In your geography lesson.’’ “ Yes’m,” said the precocious youth. “ When I’m a man I’m going to be an explorer. I want to avoid the minute accuracy which will lead people to dla- credlt my observations.” PILES CURED IN 6 TO 1 4 DAYS PAZO OINTMENT in guaranteed to cure anr case o f Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c. im G ra titu d e « “H ello!" “ H ello!" “ Is that the grocery and meat mar ket ?" “ Yes." “This Is Mrs. Klldeer. You have my order for an eight-pound turkey, haven’t you?” “Yes, ma’am.” “ Well, change It to a sixteen-pound turkey. I’ve Just got my divorce pa pers!” _____ ____________ Im p ossib le. Only One "B R O M O QUININE” Inquirer— What do you suppose will That Is L A X A T IV E BROMO QUININE. Look happen when the world’s supply of for the signature o f E. W. Grove. Used the World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c India rubber is exhausted? Information Editor—Providentially S t i ll a t H e r O w n D la p o a a l. some chemist In the employ of the "Miss Violet,’’ said the handsome Standard Oil Company will discover a process for making a good substitute young professor of vocal culture, “ you must put more heart into your voice. out of petroleum. Let it be freer and more spontaneous.” “Why, professor,” she said, bringing her lovely eyes to bear upon him, “my heart Is entirely free!” DYSPEPSIA "Having taken your wonderful *Casca- W hy t rets’ for three months ai.d baling entirely At the front gate, procrastinating— cured of stomach catarrh and dyspepsia, ( “ No, George, don’t go yet; 'tls tot» I think a word of praise is due to s x>n!” ) ’Cascarets’ for their wonderful composi tion. I have taken numerous other so- So they lingered there, waiting, wait ing, called remedies but without avail, and 1 For the total eclipse of the moon. find that Cascarets relieve more in a day than all the others I have taken wouklin D R . 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A W e publish oar formulae W a baatsh eleehol from o ur medieiuee W # urge you »o c o n io :» yoar doctor tiers When the bowels are constipated, poi sonous substances are absorbed into the bloodinstead of beingdaily removed from the body as nature intended. Knowing this danger, doctors always inquire aboat the condition of the bowel». Ayer’ s Pills. ■ i f m t . a i r w o a , u n u , e h iu s .lp b l. 111 . In turn! H'uuiaa to GI t m < • • ■ ( Costly V tolla lsl. .Scrofula Few are entirely free from it. Few violinists, even after they bo It may develop so slowly as to eanM » m e great, own a Stradlvarlus, but tittle if anydisturbance during the whole this good fortune has fallen to Domen period of childhood. ico Bovs, the young Italian of this It may then produce dyspepsia, ca city, whose career, which many believe tarrh, and marked tendency to con will rival Kubelik's, has scarcely bo sumption, before earning eruptions, •ores or swellings. gun, the Philadelphia Bulletin says. To get entirely rid ol it take the great Most Interesting of all la the fact blood-pnrifier, that this musical treasure was the property of the late Antonin Dvorak, the composer, from whose widow the In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets violin was recently purchased by Mrs. known as g a r s a t a b s . 100 doses $1. Joseph Drexel, and by her presented to the youthful Bove. X t v c r H ea rd o f It. Mr*. Drexel le widely known as a The elderly customer, whose library patron of music, aud. Interested as she had been destroyed by fire, was trying has been In the young violinist's c » to replace some of the rare old books rear, It Is but natural that she should that had vanished In smoke and flame. "Have you a copy of 'Watson’s Apol choose him for the honor of owning the Stradtvartui. Surely nothing o g y '7" he asked the salesman at the could be a greater inspiration to a vio book store. "Hie 'Apology'?" said the salesman. linist than the possession of such a "Great Scott! He hasn't made any priceless thing. apology yet. He says every word he Such things have prices, and high wrote about thoso Asquith women Is ones, too, for it la whispered that Mr* true."—Chicago Tribune. Drexel paid $18,000 for the Instru Strong Winds and Send Storms ment, which gives the layman an idea ft what such a gift means In prosaic cause granulation o f the eyelids. PET EYE SALVE soothe» and iollarm and cents. Mrs. Drextl made T IT 'S quickly relieves, 25c. A l l druggists or light o f the matter when asked re Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. cently about the gift to her protege "Although naturally averse to parting Mae MIS endorsem ent. with this souvenir of her husband, 1 It was ths visiting Englishman’s first learned recently that Mme. Dvorak wai View of the grand old Mississippi. "My w ord!" he exclaimed. "W hat willing to sell the Instrument," said M rs Drexel. "and when it came lntc an evil looking river! Isn’t there e my possession I naturally looked about movement for Improving It?" "Yes,” they assured him. for seme one who could use It proper "I am glad of It. It needs It.* ly, since I could not play It myself." Bove Is now In Prague, Bohemia N ot s s A sset. where It Is understood the violin wai Crusty Artist—That picture gives trausmltted to him. Mme. Dvorak re you a better Impression, madam, If you look at It from a proper distance. »Ides In Prague. Mrs. ChlUlcoa-Kearney—I hardly The young violinist le making rapid progress, according to reports received think se. Distance can only—er— lend enchantment, you know. by his friend* In this city. A son ol poor Italians In the southern section TSS Reason w a y . of this olty, Domenico early manifested The Boy— Have yor caught any- aa Inherited ability to play the Addle thing, sir? both his parents gaining a livelihood Tho Angler— No, not yet, my lad. thereby. Then Frederick E. Harn, the The Bey— Ah, I thought not. There widely known violinist of this city, be weren't no water In thst pond till It came Interested In the lad and gave rained last night.— Leslie's Weekly. him lessons.. His undoubted ability and his proffclency In mastering the most difficult technique of the art aroused the Interest of several wealthy For homestead relinquish men ta. and can sell your patrons, who. It Is understood, made farms and ranches quickly. L et us handle your It possible for him to go abroad to fin business and we will guarantee your satisfaction. Give full particulars in first letter. ish his musical education. D A V I S $t B U I T K A M P Several of the foremost musicians In 6 1 0 D « k u m B id e . P o r tla n d , Ora this city declare that Bove will become a second Kubelik. ogue the A$kii A s k in g Hood’s Sarsaparilla Mr. Rockefeller's gift of $1,000,000, to be used la eradicating the hook worm disease, fixes public attention on the dread scourge of the South. When this parasite was found the discoverer stated, quite correctly, that It was responsible for most of the lassitude and unwillingness to work of the so-called “ poor white trash"— whereupon he was laughed out of court a* the discoverer of “ the germ of laziness." The bookworm, which Is not a germ. Is certainly no laughing matter. It ts not peculiar to the Southern States, having been found In animals as early as 1782. It was first recog nized as the cause of a parasitic disease In 1843 in Italy, and In 1879 Its action In exhausting the blood from the system was realized. In succeed ing years Its wide prevalence was noted in Europe and In eome cases were traced to the United Staten; but It was not until 1902 thst the existence of a purely American variety was demonstrated and announced by Dr. Stiles, a zoologist connected with the United States government service. The ap pearance and habits of the parasite are now well known. It Is a sucking- worm less than an Inch long and looking much like "a bit of soiled coarse thread.” One victim may entertain several thousand of these tiny "vam pires." and these cause lose of blood not only by sucking it, but by leakage through the minute holes that they make In the Intestinal walls. Retardation of development due to hookworms has caused a great deal of unmerited criticism to be heaped on the Southern cotton mills. Lads of 17 or 18 appear no older than normal boys of 10 or 11; boys of 10 or 11 sometimes look like little children. Strangers not knowing their real ages and seeing them at work go away with lurid stories of the horrors of child labor. Their Impression Is still further heightened If they try to talk with the supposed children. The disease makes them dull and backward— they are generally the stupidest pupils In the schools— and they seem unable to answer the simplest questions Intelligently. Perhaps they feel too miser able even to try. In school they are unable to concentrate their minds on anything, and the teachers In the hookworm districts say that If their pupils remain seated for any length of time they “ swell up.” Hookworm disease Is caused by the presence of small worms belong ing to a group of round worm* known technically as uclnarlnae. Two dif ferent kinds of hookworm occur In man. One of these Is popularly known as the "Old World hookworm," the other as the "New World hookworm." Both of these parasites are known to occur In Africa, the home of the negro, and both have been found In the negro. The Old World hookworm Is rela tively rare In the United States, where the great majority of cases must be attributed to the New World parasite. The New World hookworm is known as "the American murderer,” this name having been given It on account of the great number of deaths It causes, directly or Indirectly. The American hookworm Is about one-fourth to one-half an Inch long and about as thick as a small hairpin. . It has hard cutting plates or Jaws guarding the entrance to Its mouth, with the aid o f which It fastens Itself to the Intestinal wall. In Its adult stage the hookworm le found fastened to the lining membrane of the email Intestine. Formerly It was thought that the parasite secured Its hold by means of hooks, but now It Is estab lished that It fastens Itself by biting the membrane. It makes a wound, sucks the blood and produces a poisonous substance which Injures the per son affected. A person may harbor a few hookworms, or several thousands, according to the amount of Infection to which he has been subjected. The disease Is more common In children than In adults. The parasites do not multiply lp the Intestine, as their eggs require fresh air In order to develop, and so for every hookworm found in the Intestine a separate germ must enter the body. The young worm may enter the body In two different ways. It may be swallowed In contaminated water or It may bore Its way through the skin. Boring through the skin Is the more commod method of Infection. After entering the skin, the young worms make thelY way to the blood and pass with the blood through the heart to the lungs. Gradually they find their way to the small Intestine, where they shed their skin, become mature and then begin their work of Injuring the walls of the Intestines of suckling the blood, and of poisoning their victims. Investigations by Dr. Stiles have convinced him that the hookworm dis ease has a serious effect upon the mind and prevents children from fully and properly assimilating the education which Is offered them. He says that, aa nearly as can be estimated, the physical condition of the Southern school children In the rural districts Is such that they cannot assimilate more than 70 per cent of the education they receive. Dr. Stiles Is quoted as saying that It will take twenty years, at a cost of 8100,000 a year—that Is, $2,000,000— to stamp but the malady In the South ern Stataes. Much, however, can be done In a short time. The Rockefeller commission has not yet adopted a program for Its cam paign against the disease, but It will probably take up the measures sug gested some time ago by Dr. Stiles, which Include an annual "public health week” In the schools, when children will be taught the dangers of infec tion; house-to-house canvasses In the back country districts by medical stu dents on vacation to enlighten the natives, lectures by physicians and trained nurses In town halls, churches and schoolhouses; the distribution of pamphlets and other printed matter telling about the disease; an institution for free diagnosis and treatment, and the passing of laws In the several Southern States to permit the above measures and to promote the anti- hookworm campaign. A late dispatch from San Francisco says that hundreds o f cases o f hook worm have been Imported into California In the last few years from Hawaii, the Philippines and the Orient. Almost half of a colony of West Indian la borers who had been working In the Hawaiian sugar plantations and came to the Pacific coast were Infected. snsTM M illions to C k s tn s . The will of the 1st» Mrs. Franilaka Speyer, widow of George Speyer, a partner In the banking bouse o f ; Speyer A Co., o f New York. L6edo> and Frankfort-on-the-Maln. bequeathe between $8,000.000 and $10.000,000 to benevolent objects. The gifts Include $1.000.000 to the Frankfort Academy of Social and Commercial Science and $1,000,000 for the furtherance of the I research into the subject of cancer | and lupus. Large turns are left to a long Hat of Institutions, among those being societies for the aid of actors, orchestra musicians. Journalists and artists. A fund Is set aside to be used In pensioning employes In the banka o f Speyer A Co. In New York, London and Frankfort-on-the-Maln. S m r e e ly N e g o t ia b le . "Well, you have heard my velce,” said the aspiring cantatrlce. “Can you recommend it as good security for a loan to be repaid In a year or tw o?" "For the most part, yee, madam.” an swered the cautious manager; "but I really could not Indorse your high n otes" __________________ L a st S h a ll Be F ir s t. "My wife has bought Dr. Eliot's Fire Feet of Literature." "That eo? What's she reading now?* "I dunno, but Til bet she started on the concluding Inch."—Cleveland Lead- R e s o u rc e fu l. "So you run your own motor car?“ “Certainly,” answered Mr. Chuggins. "W ould not think of trusting Its del icate mechanism to a chauffeur." "And you know what to do In case anything goes wrong?” ’ Tee. Push her up to th# aide o f tho road and telephone to tho repair shop."— Washington Star. F ir a t O n e Thm t C a m e. “ Didn’ t some Idiot propose to you be fore our marriage?” “Certainly." “Then you ought to have married him.” “That’e Just what I did.”—Bon V i va nt. T r ia l B o tti* F ree B y M n .il WE PAY CASH Send W H Y THE COOK STAYED. J. J. for It. B U T Z E R 188 Street front The Social Matrons were having a meeting to discuss the never-ending question of cookB. It was the almost unanimous opinion of the assembly, after an hour’s talk, that It was lmpd» alble to keep a cook more than s month without changing. "However, innounced the president, "If any per son knows of an exceptional case, let her speak.’’ A writer in the Philadel phia Ledger tells the story: At this the new member timidly rose. “ The exception Is in my house, she said. "How long have you had your cookT" asked the president. "Over five years.” For a moment the others stared In amazement; then heads began to bob In admiration, and more heads began to swing sidewise In vigorous distrust af the statement. “ Is this cook entirely satisfactory aa a cook?” “ My husband thinks not. but she stays, nevertheless.” "How do you manage to keep her, ►hen?" ' "Because she won’t go.” "A h a !" This ejaculation, which escaped from the president’s mouth, was flashed like magic through the meeting until It be came a huge wave. The president regarded the new member with half-pity, half-scorn. “ Mrs. Smith,” said she, the next mo ment. ’Instead of advancing a case In ehlch a long-sought solution might have been found, you expose yourself is being worse off than any of your sisters You show that by allowing this cook to stay over the month you have enabled the menial to attain and hold an ascendency over you and your husband—Just the thing this society has so long fought against! No doubt you regret your position, Mr». Smith*’* "I do n o t!" »he replied, bridling through the sniffs and tart Insinua tions that scintillated about her. "1 im the cook !" ruts have been marked In Its surface But the Intrepid driver of the modère form of the chariot has Just as Iron M o d e rn A l t o H n c ln « C o m p a re d to nerves as hla predecessor of centuries t h e C h a r i o t B a r e r o f O ld . ago. All that wild excitement the ancient There Is no thought o f slow up In Romans found In a chariot race Is being supplied to the modern world his mind as he approaches the turn. Straight at the curves he goes. The through the thrilling contests of the car skids and sways. Let anything go automobile speed kings. Whether held wrong with the steering gear or a tire on the open roads or on a track, the mad dash of the automobiles, with come off and It Is not hard to Imagine what would be the fate of the driver, their dare devil drivers at the wheels, or, for that matter, the fate o f thé more closely approximates the chariot spectators, for all of them who are races in the amphitheaters of the an close by are In constant danger. cient world than anything that could All during the race, no matter how be Imagined. often this Incident le repeated. It al- It Is thought by the world that the way» finds delighted spectators,' And chariot race belongs to a bygone age, the greater the peril, the narrower the yet here Is Its counterpart. The Jockey escape, the greater the delight, jo y and or the driver of the trotting horse thrill of those who are looking on. never occupied a parallel place. They Automobile racing le not very old as T h e A n c ie n t G re e k T h e a te r. were heroes, but they went through no yet, but as a thrilling spectacle It bids The performance at Athens, In aiv BUch terrifying experiences as the old fair to hold Its own with the chariot ;lent Greece, began at dawn, and, as chariot racer. race of old, If It does not out-class several pieces were produced one after The death at a running or trotting It altogether. the other, these performances lasted meet of any driver or Jockey Is the A n O ld B a p t i s m a l F o n t . the whole day. On the days the per rare thing. In the chariot races of In the old baptistery at Florence— formances were given all work was ancient Rome, death was a never ab sent entry, and In some of the terrific the baptistery with the wonderful suspended, business put off, lmprlson- mix-ups, where horses, drivers and bronse doors which Michelangelo call sd debtors were set free and arrests charlota came together In an Inextric ed "so beautiful that they were worthy strictly prohibited. Long before sun able Jam, It was nothing uncommon for to be the gates of paradise” — most of rise thousands of people assembled, men, horses and spectators to go to the babies of Florence have been bap snd outside of the theater noley crowds )f men, women and children congre their death. • tlzed for many hundred years. At almost any hour o f any day one gated. all bent upon enjoying then» The speed that the modern automo bile can make was never even dream will find baptismal parties waiting be selves and eager to obtain the beet ed of In the period of ancient Rome, fore the font, with babies o f every seats Many of them brought their when men of wealth counted It noth rank In line, from the princely heir of tood with them, and In order to stim ing to spend a fortune on the team of a great bouse, nearly »mothered In ulate the enthusiasm of the people co horses that was expected to bring a costly Isree and attended by a small pious quantities of fiery Oreek wine victory In the racing contest of the army of friends and relations, to the were given to Impecunious cttlsens by little creature decked out In gaudv wily authors, who endeavored thns to amphitheater. Bometlmes the battles of the modern cotton and held In the arms of a soli ouy the applause o f a discriminating oubllc. charioteers are held over the open tary old peasant woman. No register of baptisms was kept In roads of the rural districts. But wher ever it may be there Is ever the cer the very early days The llrst record Among the quaint scrapbooks of the tainty that a huge crowd will be prea- was made In this wise: a certain priest late Clyde Fitch, all of which are now ent, for the automobile race appeals took It Into hts head to keep account :o be sold at auction, there was one de now as much to the modern public as of children he baptized. Accordingly, voted entirely to typographical errors. the ancient chariot race did to the he put a white bean Into a box for ev One of these errors appeared In a ery boy and a black bean for every populace of the ancient countries. ;rltlctsm of Ellen Terry. The reviewer girl. The element of danger Is one of the Later on records were carernlly kept, wrote, "Her love of Portia made acting biggest attractions, as It was In days eaey.” but the sentence appeared In of old. In all of the big road eventa and If one could look them over It the paper as "Her love o f porter made It Is a significant fact that the most would be a fascinating study, for prob 1 setlng easy " — Washington Star. frequented points ars those where the ably the greater part o f the painters, scholars, poets and soldiers who have danger la greatest. i Gallantry Is that sentiment which At top speed, a mile a mlnnte, a ma made Florence famous received their holds up a man o f 125 pounds on a names at the font of "m y deer little chine oeara down on the danger spot i slippery walk, when escorting a worn- Saint John"— as Dante called It. In the road. It Is a bad tarn to start in weighing l ? i. with. 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OREGON i l l u n .x dUSimOHT Buiv>, m l C GeeWo C L O S S E T a DEVERS rogTixND. oa t' The Chinese Doctor This w ondeful man haa m ade a life study o f tha roperties o f Roots, lerbe and Barks, and ia givin g the world tha benefit o f hia services. 6 No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used. No Operations or Cutting Guarantees to euro Catarrh, Asthm a, Lung, d K idney troubles, and all Private ■ o f M n and W< A SU RE CANCER CURE Just received from Pekin, China—safe, and reliable. Unfailing: in its works. I f you cannot call, w rite fo r symptom i and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps. CONSULTATION M E K O W -K U R E Is not a “ food” —it is h medicine, and the only medicine in the world for cows only. Made for the cow and. as its name indicates, | COW C o n . Jlaireness. retained after birth, abortion, scours, caked udder, and all Similar affections positively and quickly cured. No one who keeps cows, whether many or few, can afford to be without KUW- KURE. It is m d s especially to keep cows healthy. Our book “ Cow Money” sent FREE. A»k your local dealer for K O W -K U R E or send to the manufacturers. DAIRY ASSOCIATION (0. L | M , VL The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 16 2 tt Tirst St., cor. Morrison, Portland, Or« N o. P N U I T 1 T H I N w ritin g _ to advertisers I ff m e n t i o n t title hl paper. MAPLEINE 5 —'10 p1« » — j A flavoring used the same es lemon or vanirla. Tv J : I - _______ I _ » _ J ________ : * dissolving granulated sugar in water and in ing Mapleine. ^ _ ~ a delicious _ syrup is made and a syrup better than maple. _ Mapleine is sold b j grocers. If not send for ox. bottle and recipe book. C roscont M fg. C o., Seattle, W a . 35c DISTEMPER f Pink Fy»t f pi rootle. Shipping Frv«r ■nd Catarrhal Pcvgr Sure cu re and positive preventive, no m atter how horses a t any a g e are infected or “ exposed.” Liquid, given on th e tongue: acts on th e B-ood and Glands, expels the poisonous germ s from the body. Cures D is temper in D ogs end Sheep end Cholera in Poultry. Largent aelling liv e stock rem edy. Cures I a G rippe am ong human beings and is e fine K id ney remedy. 60c and $1 a bottle; $6 en d $10 a dozen. Cut this out. K eep It. Show to your d ruggist, w ho wi 11 g e t it fo r you. Free Booklet, “ Dies temper. Causes and Cures.” S pecial agents wanted. SPOHN MEDICAL CO.. GOSHEN, IND, U.S.A. ---------- L A M P is a high grade lam p rold at a low priot. There are lam ps that coat m ore but there Is no better la m p at an y price. The Baruer, the W ick, the Ch im nay-H older — all are vital things In a la m p ; these parts of the R A Y O L A M P are p erfectly constructed and there is nothing k n ow n in the art o f lam p-m aking that cou ld add to the va lu e o f th e K A Y O aa a llght-gi rin g device. Suitable for any room In the house. Every dealer everyw here. I f not at yours, w rite for descriptive circular to the Dearest A geucy o f the Standard Oil Company O B c e ig o r s t e *